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not feeling normal about this btw

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SP HEADCANNONS (prone to inaccuracies)

Kenny

Gender-fluid

Let his hair grow out in high school & only started cutting it during college

HATES onions

worked at Tweak Bros w/ Bebe & Tweek

blondie squad is real!

smoked a lot during HS but worked really hard during college to quit

favorite animal is a ferret

super into anime & adult cartoons

favorite childhood movie was Taledega Nights

Stan

Addictive personality :(

Bisexual (figured it out after the whole Wendyl situation)

Bipolar 2 sufferer

Loves Bojack Horseman

Gets stoned with Craig, Kenny, Tweek, and Heidi often

Owns a beat up pickup truck (it’s his most prized possession)

Dated Wendy until college (couldn’t do long distance)

Bebe

Lesbian!

Had a one-sided crush on Wendy for a long time

Definitely was super into the trashy McBling & y2k fashion during middle school/high school

Cats > dogs

has misophonia

blondie squad 4lyfe!

somehow became super good friends with Craig in high school

Tweek

Borderline with schizoaffective disorder

Mommy issues!

Went through a long hair phase in middle school because he developed a fear of barbers

Actually really athletic (track & boxing >>)

Huge glow up sophomore year

Yellow teeth

Loves cats (they remind him of Craig)

Tricia absolutely adores him

Has a hard time accepting that Craig really cares for him bc of the lack of love he had in his childhood

Craig

had braces FOR EVER

mama’s boy

Peruvian (on Laura’s side)

Red & Stan’s cousin

Speaks fluent Spanish

Compliments Tweek in Spanish when he’s too embarrassed to say it in English

Has a good sibling relationship with Tricia

Attends Tweek’s therapy sessions sometimes so he can learn ways to help him cope (he loves his boy sooo much)

Still loves Red Racer

Autistic

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sluttysnails 2023 A03 Recap!

I am stealing this idea from PCE, so I will tag them for credit, @1moreoffkeyanthem

Total Works: 20!

12 Oneshots

3, twoshots, 2 threeshots, (they aren't full series so it felt weird to included them in that lol)

4 Series ( I technically only have one, but in my head a series is anything that is more than 3 chapters.)

1 Stick of Truth story

Most Kudos: Sliverstone and Goldfeather, 288

Most Comments: Also Sliverstone and Goldfeather, comment thread 98, comments 221

Most hits/bookmarks: it is ALSO Sliverstone and Goldfeather, it's sweeping this year everyone. It has 6,083 hits, and 49 Bookmarks

Longest Work: Sliverstone and Goldfeather, and it's still not done yall because it's #lazygirlwinter it is currently at 37,611 words

0 TFBW stories, sadly

Most written pairing: CREEKKK my oxygen, my life source, can never get enough of them fr

Work that made me cry while writing: Are We Still Friends? The first fanfic I ever posted. It wasn't sad tears, I was just happy I finished writing it, and was really proud of it lol.

Favorite Character to write from: Tweek, especially in S&G he is lowkey like my self insert, if I was like a fictional blonde gay man

Favorite AU: I like my SOT AU, even though the work has 2 chapters, lol, but I've written some of it, and just haven't posted it yet.

Least Fav Work: I Watch The Moon, it was the second thing I ever posted, and like it's not awful, but I would just write it so differently now, and I do think I might rewrite it at a later date.

Works that mean the most to me: Are We Still Friends, Sliverstone and Goldfeather, Camp Cottonwood, why didn't you call me back?, Love Like You, now you suck! god only knows where I'd be without you, ( all for diff reasons, might do a separate post on why)

Favorites:

We can leave the Christmas lights up 'til January

kissin' I hope they caught us,

baby you've got something in your nose ( probably my favorite style thing I've written tbh)

feeling:

how am I supposed to pretend, that I never want to see you again,

and you never knew how much I really liked you

running through the six with my woes!

Most Bizarre Fic: Either now you suck! or my man is my man, is your man, heard its his man too.

okayyyyy, lol this was fun, i love writing fan fiction and I had a really tough year and the South Park fandom has been so welcoming and I've made a lot of friends through it, that I will cherish for years to come.

THANK YOU for reading my fics if you do, even if you only ever read one, and if you haven't read my fics ever, thank you for just following me on here!! thank you for EVERYONE for baring with me and not finishing and/or taking literal months to update my stuff, you guys are the real ones. 🥹🥹🥹🥹

EVERYONE HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR AND 2024!!! 🎉🥳🍾🎈🎊🤸🏽‍♀️🤪

you can find me on a03 as sluttysnails!!! (sorry idk how to link it lol)

#south park #sp creek #sp style #south park fanfiction #a03 fanfic #ao3 writer #happy new year #read on a03 #fanfic writers #fanfiction #ao3 author

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south park character holiday head cannons

hey bitches, it's time for my monthly head canon post on this app, this time holiday edition :)

During finals the only people who actually take it seriously are Kyle, and Wendy. Kyle berates Stan to take them more seriously but he doesn't lol

Stan host a holiday party at the farm every year, and it's actually really fun and one of the parts about living on the farm, he enjoys. The entire group plays dirty santa.

Bebe and Wendy, and Butters run a gift wrapping business.

Mrs. Cartman also with Butters help runs baking/cookie business.

Randy, Steven, Thomas, Mr. Mackey, and PC Principal have a "who can have the best Christmas lights in South Park competition" every year

Stan's gang and Craig's gang have an ugly sweater competition every year. Craig's gang always wins, because Tolkien buys the sweaters for them.

Bebe loves All I Want For Christmas is You, and sings it all the time, she even does light Mariah Carey cosplay's during this time.

Stan favorite Christmas movie is The Polar Express because it makes him nostalgic for his childhood. He cries EVERYTIME.

Butter's is involved in a nativity scene in some way, shape or form.

Tweek loves making up new holiday drinks, and forcing Craig to taste them.

Kenny loves Christmas horror movies

All the kids still go ice skating together, well into high school.

Clyde and Bebe, and Tweek and Craig, and Nichole and Tolkien all do a group date to look at Christmas lights together.

Kyle's family celebrates Boxing Day, because of Ike

Tolkien hosts a New Years eve party, and without fail something dramatic will happen, like a break up or cheating or two people finally getting together. Whatever it is will be talked about for the rest of the spring semester.

Stan gets Kyle eight gifts each night of Hanukkah instead of a Christmas present. He slowly starts to learn how to celebrate the holiday, as he dates Kyle.

Craig is very scrooge/grinch coded during the holidays unless he's with/around Tweek. Tweek is VERY into Christmas, and they had their first kiss under the mistletoe. ( I wrote a fanfic about that btw )

Tweek and Craig give each other their Christmas gifts on Christmas Eve. Craig only get's Tweek and maybe his family gifts, Tweek gets gifts for all his friends but not his family.

The Cartman's have a permanently extended invitation to the McCormick's to spend Christmas with them, and they usually accept. Cartman is an angel the entire time, and him and Kenny NEVER talk about it, after the holidays.

#south park #sp headcanons #south park headcanons #tweek tweak #kyle brovlofski #stan marsh #sp creek #sp style #kenny mccormick #craig tucker

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hi uhhhh I forgot this app existed highkey, so sorry for being like MIA but making it up with some

more south park headcannons, fall edition

Bebe in my head is a Libra and has a Halloween themed birthday party every year. It’s easily one of the biggest parties they have

Craig, Tolkien, Clyde, Stan, sometimes Kenny all watch the broncos together. They get REALLY into it.

Most of their ^^^^^^ SO’s, know football but don’t like so they either make food together or gossip while they watch the game.

Red and Wendy, Nichole like and understand football bc of cheer, but hate watching it with the guys bc they get too into it.

Stan’s family goes to the pumpkin patch every year as a family fall tradition thing. He dragged Wendy along when they were dating, then Kyle. They all painted pumpkins together.

Kyle, Stan, Cartman and Kenny still do group costumes together. Kyle is the one who plans it and Liane makes them the costumes.

Craig & Tweek do the sappy couple costume every year. They are also big costume repeaters.

Nichole has a crocheting “business” she just makes people things and they give her money.

Butters despite his demeanor is a big Rocky Horror fan, he goes to the interactive fan screening and one year he brought Kenny and morphed Kenny into a fan too. Kenny was shocked and probably more into Butters than he already was.

Kenny is def Dr. Frank n Furter for Halloween one year or multiple. ( and he EATSS)

Kenny works at a haunted house as an actor, because of course he does.

Most of the girls with the exception of Henrietta and Red, do fall into the Christian Girl Autumn, Pumpkin Spice Latte troupes

Kyle & Stan, and probably Cartman all also like the fall coffee drinks

Tweek loves Halloween movies, like the soft core ones like Halloweentown, Ghostbusters, Beetlejuice things like that. Craig grows to like them too

Wendy sees the fall as the one time of year she can play pranks, and her & Cartman start a prank war. ( Wendy always wins )

Cartman gets a job at the pumpkin patch, so he can get first dibs on all the good pumpkins

Kyle loves to go haunted houses, and drags Stan along. Stan is a scaredy cat but goes so he can “protect Kyle”

Stan and Kyle goes to each other thanksgiving dinners.

Bebe & Tweek are absolutely viscous feral creatures during Black Friday, and Clyde and Craig are only really there to make sure neither of them get arrested 😭

Despite Butters being huge into Rocky Horror, after he goes to the screenings he skips to Christmas. He’s one of those people, so his fall like September to mid October.

that’s all, fall is like probably my favorite season, it’s just so like fun and cutesy and ahhhhhh

#south park #sp creek #sp headcanons #sp style #headcanon #south park headcanons #tweek tweak #craig tucker #stan marsh #kenny mccormick #kyle brovlofski #fall season #south park bunny

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i’m so obsessed with Taylor Swift and South Park that I want to start a series on a03 where it’s South Park fanfics inspired by her songs?? is that’s weird?? or silly??

me thinks it is lol

#south park #random

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random but one of my favorite things to write in my stories is when a character calls another character pretty or beautiful and said character goes

“you think I’m pretty?”

like idk it just eats everytime I love it

#random

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We're Running Through the Red Lights by sluttysnails - South Park https://archiveofourown.org/works/49425586 via @ao3org

🚨tweek week is here!!🚨

the first day is birthday / party

and I don’t love writing party scenes so this is tweek turning 16 and doing the American rite of passage and taking his drivers test !1!1!1!1 🤪🚘😤🛞🫡🚦🤸‍♀️

slay, happy tweek week everyone and happy birthday tweek 🎉

#sp creek #south park #fanfic #south park fanfiction #tweek x craig #tweek tweak #tweek week #tweek week 2023

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South Park ships I like as Taylor Swift songs because I’m hyper fixated on her and South Park so

Disclaimer: not doing every single SP ship ever, just the ones I want to do, if they’re is a ship you want me to do just comment lol, also I’m going include the lyric that makes me think of the ship / best represents them :)

STYLE: Everything Has Changed

- your eyes look like coming home

CREEK: Lover

- Can I go where you go? Can we always be this close? Forever and Ever

BUNNY: Ours

-don’t you worry your pretty little mind, people throw rocks at things that shine, and life make love look hard, the stakes our high, the waters rough, but this love is our’s

KENJORINE: Mine

- you made a rebel out of careless man’s careful daughter, you are the best thing that’s ever been mine

STENDY: The Story of Us

- and I’m dying to know if it’s killing you like it’s killing me

BENDY: Paper Rings

- I hate accidents except when we went from friends to this

#south park #sp creek #sp style #stan x kyle #south park wendy #south park bendy #taylor swift #love songs #lyrics #music #south park kenjorine #sp bunny

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South Park High School Party Headcannons bc school is starting back up again and my inner party girlie is pumped

tw: alcohol, drug use, substance abuse, not good coping mechanisms lol

Tolkien host the parties, and buys the alcohol, he has a fake!

Kyle doesn’t drink, but is very 420 friendly

Stan, and Kenny and Cartman, and sometimes Butters, pregame. Stan gets alcohol from Randy

Tweek can’t go to parties sober because they overwhelm him, so he pregames with Craig of course and Kyle by getting high. Typically hot boxing Kyle’s car.

Bebe, Clyde and Nichole are all lightweights

Wendy and Red are not

Clyde is a both a giggly and sloppy drunk, he laughs at everything and can’t walk in a straight line.

Stan is a sad drunk, he always thinks he won’t be but he is, and always ends up in the bathroom or some empty room crying at the end of the night.

Kyle comes and helps him ^^^^

The Goth kids only drink whiskey, and smoke cigarettes outside the party bc they can’t stand the “white boy suburban trash music”

Speaking of music, Craig controls the playlist, when Tolkien host the parties. He plays dope music tho

Jimmy doesn’t think so, and tries to hijack the playlist and plays like ABBA or Queen and says that it’s “real music” and Craig yells at him because it’s not “party” music.

Craig and Tweek are touchy drunks, and more often than not will escape a party to go do NSFW things

Cartman always throws up. Butters helps him.

Kenny has p*lls and other hard drugs, because he has access it to, but doesn’t give it away to just anybody.

Most of the girls will only drink hard seltzers, and maybe like Pink Whitney. Only because it’s pink.

Bebe especially will never touch a beer. However if you get this girl a twisted tea, though ( which has beer in it ) she’ll be turnt.

If Tweek drinks, which he doesn’t like to, it’s wine. I don’t make the rules.

Cartman can do the WAP dance and always does when he’s drunk. (it’s hilarious)

Butters will deny up and down he doesn’t go to parties or party but for some reason is at every single one.

Tweek loves to dance, Craig does not. Tweek makes Craig dance with him.

Kenny will probably end up doing some sort of big stunt or dare that may or may not involve nudity.

Bebe is an angry drunk.

#south park #sp creek #sp headcanons #sp style #south park headcanons

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short but very angsty style fic bc I saw a great fan art of them and I wanna write the scene that lead up to it lol

triggers: alcoholism, language, su!c!de themes, self harm, substance abuse, depression/intrusive thoughts

they r around 17/18 here :)

Title: We’re All Broken, Stan

I walk toward bathroom of the cabin. The music from the party still loud as ever, I could hear the muffled base drops of the songs, and girls screaming about how this was their “jam” and feel the subtle vibrations of their dancing.

I have been looking for Stan all evening, asking various people where he’s been. Kenny said he saw him dive into the lake. Butters said he saw him enter Tolkien’s cabin. We weren’t supposed to be inside, it’s a bonfire for crying out loud, but at least I asked Tolkien if I could go in, and he said if Stan is inside to please get him out. So here I am.

I open the door.

There he is. He’s wearing ripped skinny jeans and a red flannel, and his busted ass Chuck Taylor’s and his red puff ball hat. He is clutching a bottle of whisky, and his eyes are closed. They are red and puffy. He has visual acne and, his scars are back.

Despite looking like a drunken mess of a man, I still think he looks beautiful.

“Good Morning, stranger.” I said.

He jolted awake and glared at me, trying to see who I was.

“Kyle? Is that you? Isn’t it the middle of the night??” he asked

“Well it’s 1:30am, so technically morning.” I said

“what are you doing here?” he said.

He isn’t as drunk as I thought he was going to be, I take that as a good sign.

“I could ask you the same thing,” I said

“What I wanted to do was drown in the lake. At least then I’d feel something.” he said

I walk over and sit next to him.

“Randy?” I asked.

I wanted to bring him into a hug. Just simply engulf him in my love but I refrain.

“He fucking got arrested again, and called my mom to bail him out, and she refused. So I did. Then she got all pissed off that I helped Randy and just left.” he said starting off into the hallway.

“I’m sorry. I’m sure she still loves you, she just needs to deal with her own feelings. It’s good that you helped your dad.” I said

“Fucking bullshit, Kyle. He didn’t even care! He didn’t even say so much as a thank you or acknowledgement. He’ll probably go back to jail next week. Oh and Sharon? She’s never cared about me. She just cares about herself. No one gives a flying rats ass if I live or die, because nothing I do is ever good enough!!” he said, tear drops leaking down his face.

“Don’t say that. So it didn’t work out this time. Doesn’t mean you go unnoticed.” I said

I placed a hand on his knee and faced directly at him. Breathing in and out, trying to transfer my energy to him.

“Kyle, no one ever notices me. I do all this shit to help my dumb fucking parents, for what? So we can be a family? I’m sure to do that we’d have to love each other first. They don’t even notice me enough to like me. Besides, no one can love someone who is this broken.” said Stan, as he took a giant gulp of the whiskey

“Ugh, this taste awful” he said.

He is still crying, I wish I knew how to make this better. I wish I knew how to let him know that if I lost him, I’d lose myself. I can’t imagine what my life would be like without him.

“We’re all broken, Stan. It doesn’t make you less perfect. At least to me.” I said

I leaned in and he turned his face toward me.

“I’m not perfect. Kyle. Why do you still do this? Why do you still even fucking care? Don’t you see how I’m beyond repair?? I didn’t mean for that to sound like a stupid rhyme” he said as he drank more of the whiskey

“I don’t give up on people, Stan. I certainly won’t give up on you. I need you to know that, I think you are perfect. Broken or not, and I will never stop trying to help you see the you that I see.” I said.

We slowly had moved several centimeters away from each other. Our breathing was mismatched. I think I could almost hear, Stan’s heart beating. I felt so close to him but so far away.

I closed my eyes and leaned in, and once our lips touched, I tasted the watery salt of his tears.

#south park #sp style #fanfic #stan x kyle #stan marsh #kyle brovlofski

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Last Song: Push - Ryan Gosling/Barbie Movie version. (it literally goes so hard idc go cry abt it )

Currently Watching: American Dad (I’m sorry but it’s funny) & The Boondocks

Currently Reading: Fanfiction, Craig and Tweek fanfiction to be exact

Current Obsession: South Park, and a lot of South Park AUs, to many to list. Across the Spider-Verse, and The Barbie Movie, and Ricky Montgomery songs

tagging it’s not a lot bc I blanked I sorry: @lets-all-calm-down-a-bit @heybobbygirl @iksvolforb

9 people you'd like to get to know better

Tagged by @schmenty

Last song: Hades OST, Good Riddance, Orpheus Version

Currently watching: King of the Hill. Jus, wanted it? Ig idk. Also people playin FNAF Ruined DLC.

Currently reading: Cicero/Listener (GN) Fanfics.

Current Obsession: Cicero "Jalewife" Keeper Skyrim.

Taggin the New Mutuals so;

@plutoprophecy @knife-criminal @sam-the-moth @abstractredd @aquicat @salamansir

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very very small list of more South Park head canons bc I’m bored and this my blog and I can do whatever I please with it

Craig calls Tweek things like Coffee Cake, or Coffee Bean etc etc

Kyle likes sitcoms, like The Office & Parks n Rec or Schitt’s Creek.

Stan likes shows like Breaking Bad, and Shameless or Euphoria

Wendy is a vegetarian

Butters loves anime, I think his favorite is AOT

Kenny also loves anime but his favorite is Soul Eater

Kyle and Tweek talk about politics together

Clyde has to be tricked into eating veggies.

Bebe is the one who tricks him into eating his veggies.

Nichole is a HUGE swiftie, she makes Tolkien buy her tickets to the eras tour and he wears the KARMA shirt. Her favorite album is Red.

#south park #sp creek #sp style #headcanon #sp headcanons #south park headcanons

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no way I feel like I real tumblr blog runner now 🥺✋

@heybobbygirl @dalmonstrosity @dramamine10 @iksvolforb @calcrypticcc

sorry if I didn’t tag you!!

tag game

tag your 5 favorite mutuals and then they will have to tag 5 more people.

heya anon!

okay so this is obviously hard but ya lets go

@kaikaisa💕 (first and foremost) @the-poet-who-bleed-her-agony 🥺 @frostedcupcakes07 @kahintohogiwoh @andthentheylived

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facts about my South Park vampire AU fanfic I’m writing that I wanna share

• Sliverstone is the university for vampires and Goldfeather is the university for humans they are sister schools that share the same campus

• Sliverstone students classes are during the evening and Goldfeather Classes are during the day

• Blueleaf is the school for witches but it’s down the street for Sliverstone & Goldfeather.

• Vampire powers include, flight/levitation, super speed, super senses, super strength, compulsion, and healing powers, and shapeshifting ( into a bat )

• Craig & Trisha in this AU are half vampire & half witch

• Kenny in this AU is half human, half vampire

• Tweek in this AU is rich

• it switches POVs every chapter bc I love it when stories switch perspectives lol

Sliverstone & Goldfeather by sluttysnails - South Park https://archiveofourown.org/works/48317164 via @ao3org

#south park #sp creek #sp style #south park fanfiction #south park au #vampire au #fanfic

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South Park characters college/university majors head cannons

Stan - he would either not go to college at all, and try to purse a career in music by playing at dive bars & gigs, OR he go into college probably undecided then major in veterinary science or marine biology but then realizes it’s not just loving on animals all day so he’ll drop out & go back to music but still volunteers at the humane society & has like a bunch of pets.

Kyle - pre law with entertainment business minor, wants to work in entertainment/film but was too scared to major in film out right, but is in the film club, and makes movies with them all the time. He’s also in SGA, and fights the board of trustees to give the arts more funding.

Cartman- He went to college for a semester majored in business but then flunked out but still tells people he has a degree, bc he “knows how to run a business” and works as a sleazy used car salesman, has to skip town a lot to avoid the fuzz.

Kenny - he goes into the military to afford college, and once he gets there he majors in finance & accounting so he can afford to care for his siblings. He went into the Air Force, because wanted to learn how to fly a plane lol.

Butters - Business & then gets his MBA, and starts up some sort of pyramid scheme. Think like Cutco Knives (iykyk) OR he majors in elementary ed, and minors in psychology to be a counselor at South Park Elementary. He tried to rush a frat, but wouldn’t make it past pledging.

Tweek- Double majoring in music and education, and technically says he is minoring in business just so his parents are happy but he really isn’t. He wants to become a music teacher. I think he’s in a music frat and takes Craig to their formals & date parties.

Craig - Mechanical Engineering for undergrad and then goes to get his masters in aerospace engineering, wants to build rockets and shit for NASA. He is so swapped with assignments, he practically lives in the library, he rlly doesn’t have time for clubs or greek life, so he just studies and when he isn’t studying he’s with Tweek or sleeping , when he parties which is rare, he almost always gets blacked out drunk. Everytime.

Tolkien - pre law with a minor in sport’s management, wants to become a sports agent. He’s in a frat but isn’t a total douche bag abt it, and in SGA with Kyle, overall really popular. Still plays bass and jams out with Stan from time to time. Ideal golden child college experience.

Jimmy - Acting, but drops out and moved to LA to pursue his comedy career. He liked college but decided it was a waste of money. When he could be getting more a real life experience. Still will go a frat party though

Clyde - Physical Education, he didn’t get any sports scholarships and decided that this was the best career route for him, he also ends up working at South Park elementary. He is a BIG frat guy lol, parties everyday. He is trying to get Craig to rush his frat. He is failing at this task.

Wendy - Pre Med with a minor in psychology, wants to be a children’s psychiatrist, and she SLAYS. She also joins a sorority but in an Elle Woods sort of way. I feel like she did her residency in San Francisco, and then sort of adapted that as her full personality.

Bebe - Journalism, wants a to be a news anchor. She is ur classic sorority girl, probably president, it’s giving Chanel vibes from Scream Queens but she way nicer, but will cut a bitch to further her career.

SGA = Student Government Association ( for my high school & Non American friends )

I’m currently in undergrad so these head-cannons are straight from my real life ahaha

#south park #headcanon #sp headcanons #college #university #college headcanons

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more creek headcanons!! slay!!

Tweek private story is called “tweek! talks! 🫨” and Craig’s private story is just called Craig’s Private Story.

Craig takes videos of Tweek being cute. He saves them watches them when they r apart.

Tweek leaves little notes around Craig’s house, & car. Silly little sticky notes, that just say things silly little things.

Craig likes watching Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Idk don’t ask why.

Tweek’s favorite movie is Madagascar. He can quote literally every single word.

Craig’s favorite movie is Interstellar. He has tired to get Tweek to watch it, to no avail simply because he won’t sit still long enough.

Tweek’s go to Mario Kart character is Toad. Craig’s is Bowser.

Tweek works at Tweek Bros, and Craig does not but Craig spends nearly every shift with him, and occasionally will quiz him in school stuff so he can study while working.

Tweek sometimes licks Craig, like a dog.

Sometimes Craig sniffs Tweek, like a dog.

They do those tik tok date trends together all the time.

They both believe in aliens.

They also that Princess Diana was murdered

Big conspiracy theorist.

Once they went on a double date with Bebe and Clyde to Dave & Busters. They got so competitive with each other that Bebe & Clyde left the date early, and Tweek & Craig didn’t notice. They haven’t been on a double date since.

this is really short, but I thought I do one more bc the first one was fun ;)

#sp creek #south park #headcanon #south park headcanons