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Batkids on the way to the beach

Jason: [driving] “ah shit. We forgot to grab the food in the fridge”

Duke: “at least we’ve only been driving for 20 minutes”

Stephanie: “boo! You suck”

Dick: “you were in charge of the food! Jay, take this exit”

Jason: “yea yea, I know my way around Gotham”

Cass: “you suck at directions”

Jason: “shut up”

Damian: “don’t hit him while he’s driving. We’ll get him later”

Cass: [puts fist down]

At the manor

Jason: “ok here, everyone help pack the food—“

Tim: [jogs in the kitchen] “I found my towel! Sorry for taking so long guys. I’m surprised you waited for me without complaining“

Jason: [makes eye contact with Dick]

Dick: [shaking his head]

Duke: [frozen holding a sandwich] “… h-hey Tim! Of course we’d wait for you” [nervous laughter]

Stephanie: “Tim, since we waited for you can you go and get my phone charger upstairs?”

Tim: “you got it!” [runs off]

Everyone: [groups together]

Dick: “how the fuck did we forget Tim??”

Jason: “I legit didn’t even notice. I’m not thing to be funny right now”

Damian: “I also didn’t notice”

Duke: “oh shit shit, he’s gonna know. He’s a detective like the rest of us! He’ll figure it out”

Dick: [lays hand out] “no. He will never know, because we never left.”

Cass: “we’re horrible people”

Jason: “we take it to the grave”

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Jay had a favorite gargoyle

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[[ So I heard we’re doing in universe Danny Phantom memes ]]

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Danny’s BACK! 

Excited to announce that I’m working on an official upcoming Danny Phantom graphic novel! Woo! 

NOTE: This isn’t art from the book, I just wanted to draw a ghost boy to celebrate! :)

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RANDOM THOUGHT!

....I'm still hungry. 🥲

#hungry #kh heartless #i want hearts but eating hearts is apparently frowned upon in every world #want hearts #still hungry #random thought #not very important #why can't i have hearts again? #is it too much to ask #probably #i think losing your heart is a bad thing #i wouldn't know #I'm a heartless

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Whoo! Been a minute since I posted. Sorry, I was busy running from Roxas. He saw that I had his old Gummi phone and tried to get it back. I'm okay though! I escaped and still have the Gummi phone! I also have a few bumps and bruises for my efforts, but that's okay because I can still post and the coast is clear!

#kingdom hearts roxas #just wanna keep posting #why is he so mean? #maybe because I took his phone #whoops #my bad #sorry not sorry #I still don't forgive you for the Christmas party #can I at least be invited over for Halloween? #that would be nice #i like candy

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FLOOF! I wish I was that fluffy and smol. Very cute and unassuming, perfect for hunting for hearts to eat.

Say fellas, did somebody mention the door to darkness? 

#hungry #trying to figure out how comments work #i want hearts but eating hearts is apparently frowned upon in every world #Sora is mean #he hit me with a giant key #can't believe it #they wouldn't let me into their Christmas party either #i wasn't gonna eat any hearts...probably

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Hey, it me! Or is it my sister..? It's hard to tell, Heartless all look alike and we travel in large packs so...

Draw what you think a creature from the void would look like.

You might think I’m just making this as a joke but Heartless are usually what I think of when I agonize over the void

#sorry sis #maybe it's me #heartless #just doing heartless things #i wanted to just comment #can't figure out how though #I'll try again later #void creature #kingdom hearts #kh heartless #I'm Steve by the way #hello #nice to meet you #❤❤❤❤❤

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I have been awarded for my five posts! Wow! What a huge honor. It is pretty difficult to type and I can't always see the letters on the keyboard very well, but I'm managing! You wouldn't believe what I had to go through to get a hold of this...whatever it is. Gummi phone? Charging it is a complete nightmare. For anyone reading this, if anyone reads this, I'm so happy to have caught your attention and I hope you enjoy my jokes as much as I do!

#heartless life #i only have three claws #typing is hard #it takes forever #i have no idea why I've been rewarded for five posts but I'm not questioning it. #kinda wanna question it #why? why did that happen? #i have no clue #i have questions #why are you still reading these tags? #the tags are probably longer than the post itself #that's just how this is #play kingdom hearts and see if you can spot me #my name is Steve #berate Sora for hitting me #it really hurt #no fun #okay bye

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Okay, I'm still (not) sorry for my joke earlier. Let me talk about another world I enjoy going to. I'm not sure of the name, but I met a blue fur ball there and, when I looked outside, there were a bunch of stars! Really though, it made me realize...I needed some space.

#still not funny #I amuse myself shut up #I need friends #The other Heartless aren't very talkative #does anyone know what social media everyone else is on? #i feel left out #then again #they didn't let me into the Christmas party either so... #Unversed were in space with me #clearly I didn't get enough space #how did they even get there wtf #Ventus wasn’t very nice either #probably thought I was an Unversed #maybe I'll go say hi to him

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So, I've traveled to a lot of worlds, but I think the Deep Jungle is my favorite. Ya know, because I get to....monkey around.

I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself. 🙃

#I'm not funny #heartless jokes #coconuts hurt #ow #I have a headache now #I should make like a tree and LEAF #still not funny #sorry not sorry

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Funny story, I wasn't invited to the Christmas party last year so I decided to just...show up. Well, turns out that wasn't the best idea. My ass got scorched and I was hit with a giant key. Security for the Christmas party was apparently very strict. No invite, no entry.

#christmas #kinda offended #I can't believe #why didn't I receive any presents? #I didn’t eat any hearts I swear #okay maybe just one #I still want presents #can I get food for Christmas? #hearts are prefered #but chocolate is also acceptable

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UPDATE! Finding food is difficult, but being the food is even worse! Maybe that's not what's happening, all I know is that the Unversed are bullies and Nobodies aren't much better. I should just go back to realm of darkness, but it's not as fun there and the blue haired lady isn't very nice to me.

#why Aqua why #I just wanted to say hello #Unversed suck #Nobodies are terrible #Except Roxas #Roxas is nice to me #I get good pets but still no hearts to eat #fuck you Vanitas #food problems #still hungry

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I'm hungry, but people seem to have an issue when I eat. Is eating hearts not a normal thing?

#hungry #what the hell #go away #sora #those keys hurt my head #why are you like this? #I just want a hug