stohn-chronicles

[stohn-chronicles]

John: I'm attracted to men, but God, at what cost?!

#he's talking about nine #lorien legacies #i am number four #loric garde #number nine #stanley worthington #john smith #number four #lorien legacies headcanons #stohn

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John, singing: Can I get a kiss? 🎶

Nine: oh yeah, sure

Nine: *kisses him on both cheeks*

John, happy and playing along: Can you make it last forever? 🎶

Nine, excited: OKAY

Nine: *kisses him and sticks*

John, struggling: wait, no, nine, I can't breathe—

#lorien legacies #i am number four #loric garde #number nine #stanley worthington #john smith #number four #lorien legacies headcanons #johnxnine #number nine x john smith #stohn

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Six, texting: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU AND JOHN?!

Nine: WE'RE FUCKING

Nine: GETTING (not delivered)

Nine: SNACKS (not delivered)

Six: oh, okay, nvm then

Nine: NO WAIT (not delivered)

#lorien legacies #i am number four #loric garde #number nine #stanley worthington #john smith #number four #maren elizabeth #number six

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I've seen several percy jackson x lorien legacies head canons and stories, but i have NEVER seen any of them mentioning how Leo Valdez would totally freak out over Nine having a robotic arm and continuously fan girl over him and his arm

#lorien legacies #i am number four #loric garde #number nine #stanley worthington #leo valdez #percy jackson #lorien legacies headcanons

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John: Okay, so everyone knows what they're doing?

Adam: In general, or the plan?

John: The plan, Adam.

Adam: (sigh of relief)

#lorien legacies #i am number four #loric garde #john smith #number four #adamus sutekh #adam lorien legacies

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Ella: *sneaking into the house at two AM*

John: *turning in his swivel chair*

Ella: I was uh, I was hanging out with Nine

Nine: *also turn in his swivel chair* Care to- *keeps spinning* John- i can't - I can't stop the chair

#lorien legacies #i am number four #loric garde #number nine #number four #number ten #john smith #stanley worthington #ella

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Six: Blocking people isn't enough, I wanna microwave them.

#source: sulkings on tumblr #number six #lorien legacies #i am number four #loric garde #maren elizabeth

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Nine, who suggested a sleepover: you could've just turned into something like a mosquito or lice and then went into Setrakus Ra's body and turned into an elephant and exploded him from inside

Eight, who just wants a good night's sleep: I wish we never met

#lorien legacies #i am number four #loric garde #lorien legacies incorrect quotes #number nine #stanley worthington #number eight

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Six: I'm sorry...

Sam: Please don't, I love you

Six: I'm sorry but I have to

Sam: no, please

Six: *puts down +4 card*

Six: Uno

#its the first post ive made in months and its this #tbh im disappointed in myself #lorien legacies #i am number four #loric garde #sam and six #number six #maren elizabeth #sam goode #lorien legacies incorrect quotes

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“Slut, slut slut.” I chant into the mirror. And there he appears. Number Five.

#this is hillarious #im dead #lorien legacies #number five #lorien legacies fanart #reblog

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WHO TF AM I SUPPOSED TOO SHIP

ADAM AND JOHN

OR

JOHN AND NINE

#so this exists #stohn #jadam #ninexadam #stanley worthington #number nine #number four #john smith #adamus sutekh #stohndam

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All I need in my life is for John and Nine to each wear one of the sonic gloves and they kill a bunch of mogs with a super high five

#because listen #its so wholesome #number nine #stanley worthington #john smith #number four #stohn #stohn headcanon #lorien legacies headcanon

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**Thomas McDonell as Nine**

“I can’t train today,” you groaned from your bed, curled up on your side.

Nine raised an eyebrow, “What’s up?”

You had no qualms about telling him that you were on your period.

“Come on, it can’t be that bad.”

You glared at him, “You are not one to talk. You try having blood constantly getting squeezed out of you. It’s literally like you’re giving birth to a baby. A demonic blood baby.”

Nine held up his hands in a gesture of peace, “Okay, okay, too much information, I yield. Do you want me to get anything?”

A small smile graced your lips, “Maybe some painkillers?”

“Consider it done.”

“Thanks, Nine.”

*not my gif

#lorien legacies imagine #lorien legacies #i am number four imagine #i am number four #nine imagine #nine #prider-parker-imaginations #number nine #stanley worthington #number nine x reader

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They gay

#lorien legacies #yk what #it is a fandom necessity to reblog jay's work #number four #stohn #number nine #stanley worthington #john smith #john x nine

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#really old sketch of Nine #lorien legacies #i am number four #lorien legacies fanart #loric garde #number nine #stanley worthington #john smith #lorien #lorien legacies headcanons #number four

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Nine: Everybody keeps telling me what my Cêpan would or would not want

Nine: wELL GUESS WHAT I'M MY OWN CÊPAN NOW

Nine: I'M GONNA HAVE COOKIES FOR BREAKFAST AND MY BED TIME IS NEVER!!

Sandor, from the afterlife: Fuck 'em up, dude

#lorien legacies #i am number four #i am number 4 #incorrect quotes #lorien legacies incorrect quotes #number nine #stanley worthington #sandor #loric garde #loric cepan

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John: You can't just go into my planner and write 'NINE TIME' in big red letters from Monday to Friday!

Nine: Yeah, I can. And later today you are scheduled for a long hug.

#lorien legacies #i am number four #loric garde #john smith #lorien #number nine #stanley worthington #lorien legacies headcanons #number four #stohn #lorien legacies incorrect quotes