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moonsvillain · 2 months
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hotwings au where hawks is a vampire, dabi is a human, and they meet through the vampire equivalent of doordash.
dabi shows up at his door, scruffy and woozy (guy who's been doing this as a full time job and is not coping with the blood loss very well)
hawks is (rightfully) concerned and is ready to cancel his order but dabi immediately disagrees because "that'll fuck up my ratings sooo bad dude don't be an asshole"
hawks: "???"
dabi: "i really need this job man"
hawks kinda shrugs and asks if dabi's up to anything for the next few hours and dabi doesn't have anything going on so hawks invites him in and immediately sits this guy down on his couch to feed him and let him rest for at least four hours so he's not indirectly accused of manslaughter
one must imagine the disposition of an alley cat encountering canned food for the first time: internal battle of mistrust versus yummy treats
dabi goes down kicking and screaming
(the day he goes over to hawks' place it's raining so hard you can barely see and all dabi has is a cheap plastic poncho. hawks' place has heating—he very 'reluctantly' curls up on the couch)
hawks is probably the worst cook on earth but when he tells dabi this, he refuses to let hawks order food for him; dabi would literally rather die than subject another minimum wage worker to the storm outside just to come to this rich asshole's home
which ends up with dabi in hawks' kitchen, making himself a meal
(which, he probably wouldn't usually do this, but the blood loss is kind of getting to him. dabi's decision making has slowly trickled down to the average level it is when he gets drunk)
when he's fed and warm and hawks has forced him to watch two animated movies dabi could not give less of a shit about he finally turns to dabi like
"ok i know we're having a great time but also i really need to eat something. like. you. preferably."
dabi shrugs and offers up his arm, getting progressively more sleepy while hawks finishes his meal before falling asleep pressed against hawks' side
wakes up the next morning with a blanket pulled over him, cheek pressed to a throw pillow with a littleee bit of drool staining the fabric under him
sits up and looks around, armed only with blurry memories of the night before
("did i... sleep with this guy...!?!??!?")
finds a note on the table and unfolds it, trying to figure out what the hell is going on
(lovedddd hanging w u yesterday :P off at work feel free 2 make urself breakfast before u go. U should know where everything is. tip on the counter 4 u. xoxo hawks)
dabi, slightly mortified at the implication he rooted around in this guy's kitchen when he was out of it yesterday finds the tip
it's literally, like, $500 dollars
dabi scribbles down his phone number and sticks it on the fridge with a magnet
(half because he really needed that money and is pleasantly surprised that he got rent money a week earlier than he was expecting)
(half because he might not remember yesterday entirely, but he remembers feeling safe and warm and being addicted to that rare sensation)
hawks is very happy when he gets home, even if dabi isn't there, when he finds his little gift on the fridge
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nofacednerd · 11 months
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the Lower Decks/SNW crossover really dared to ask the question of what would happen if Starfleet’s most autistic soldier got thrown right in the middle of his special interest
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fightwing · 4 months
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bruce immediately asking if he hurt dick after days spent infected yeah okay dc i see this and i raise you: 😭😭😭
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tvlandofficiall · 1 month
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tags from one of my older posts that i dug up because. i love to talk about seam. in general the darkners feel very much like they've had lives long before we entered the picture — there's a very palpable sense that they're getting peeks into something that's both very cohesive and very established. as susie says, she feels as though discovering the dark worlds feels like she and kris have stumbled into something very important, and although ralsei isn't a lightner like them, he's going off a prophecy and a peek at fate. the world beyond castle town is something he's entering into for the first time, too. (kris and ralsei know more than they let on to the others about the mechanics of deltarune, of course, but they're still very much outsiders when it comes to exploring the world beyond what they know people-wise.) the older darkners especially live lives that seem just out of sight right now — from the histories of queen with the card kingdom court, to spamton's big shot era, to jevil and seam and their first forays into madness. seam and swatch especially seem cagey — being darkners, of course, they can't do much to stop your prying, but they're the types to condescend when they can and talk to you very much like the prying newcomers you're quite directly playing as. seam especially seems to have no qualms about being cagey with you, especially because there's a sort of game to them in doing so and knowing it won't matter in the end. they're quite a sharp personality and it's one of the things that fascinates me a lot about them!
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tai-janai · 1 month
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my shipping brain said "yknow who the emotional manipulation would work on?"
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killerlittlerejects · 21 days
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“I want you to remember the name of the woman that’s gonna end you.”
Needles And Smiles/MBK fans, where you at? XD
Usually I post art on, well, my art blog! But I thought it would be better to post it here since she is one of my muses.
Jane Keaton, my beloved. The reason why goth Jane has been engraved into my mind. She’s got to be one of my favourite interpretations of the character, with the unique twists in her story. Not the victim, but the sister of the monster that is Jeff the killer, and her struggles with the realization that her family were monsters- and that she can be one too.
After the second part of the series, the next few instalments (minus the third) focus on her internal conflict over being what she’s supposed to be VS what she wants to be, her relationships with other characters and how that conflict affects them, and her feelings towards Jeff. These were elements that kept me hooked and had me routing for her throughout the rest of the series, and I’m honestly still disappointed to this day that we never got a proper conclusion to the series or character arcs. But hey, thats what AUs are for!
If you’ve checked my alternate muse list, you’d have seen that I put her on it. But the version I write isn’t the “canon,” it’s more so based off the MBK version with a little twist.
Instead of being adopted, Jane is raised with Jeff and David in a pretty shitty home environment. Both parents being neglectful/abusive, her only main caretakers/parental roles were her brothers, and despite their… uniqueness, she loved them both dearly. So of course, having one of them die and the other slash her face open (in this AU her cheeks were cut by bullies, Jeff just reopened the wounds) left her pretty traumatized.
Like in the original, she becomes a slasher hunter alongside Toby, however my version can be a bit more sadistic and is more open to killing people she believes deserves it. However, she does her best to not let it affect the job. Despite everything, she keeps Jeff’s hoodie and can often been see wearing it over whatever attire she is dawning.
This drawing was really fun, I’m proud of how it turned out!
A little special thanks to @nathantheauthor for inspiring me to do more with the character. Seeing their creepypasta rewrites gave me the courage to say “fuck it, we’re doing this,” so thank you for that lol!
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himedachi · 2 months
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anyways, i want to try awaken my muses by doing something more lighthearted and short so... like this post for a thing? (may be a random starter or an ask in your inbox) feel free to specify any muse you'd like to see interacting with yours (if you're a multi pls specify recipient) or else i'll give the full powers to my predominant ones (。•̀ᴗ-)✧
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// thinking of going back to doing normal asks whilst also having the penguin shenanigans continue on the side. Mainly because i have a LOT of asks that i should probably go through-
So if anyone is confused on whether something is penguin related or not
Penguin posts will use "#penguin shenanigans" as the basis! Any post not apart of the whole penguin arc will not use it
Hopefully everyone's fine with this wawa //
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talentforlying · 3 months
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thinking about john's multitude of short-lived, often quickly-abandoned apartments for some reason, so a couple details:
although you might expect to find a very wizard-y interior to any place he's currently living at — you know, grimoires, skulls, dust, clutter, etc. — his flats actually tend to be fairly spartan in terms of decor; they've even been accused of looking modern, here and there. he just moves too frequently to really settle in & accrue Things, and has so often had to simply up & leave everything he currently owned behind (with very little chance of getting any of it back) that he no longer attaches much meaning to household objects.
besides the consistent presence of at least one bookshelf with at least 12 books on it, and a sad sprig of garden sage that miraculously hasn't died yet, the one exception to his lack of personal touch is his extensive collection of records + tapes, all of which he has repeatedly & methodically tracked down and bought / bid / traded / stolen / threatened for / blackmailed for / simply taken back whenever an enterprising landlord or new tenant left him the opportunity to do so. his record player itself has never needed to be taken back, since it has always mysteriously vanished from whatever flat he's leaving and mysteriously appeared wherever he's staying; it's convenient like that. his 10th anniversary walkman, however, frequently goes missing, only to turn up again later in a place he KNOWS he checked when he's least expecting it.
lack of home decor isn't to say he doesn't own much, mind: the bulk of his personal possessions — assorted occult paraphernalia, blackmail documentation, miscellaneous crap from his mucous membrane days, and anything he is able to take with him from past flats — are usually stored off-site, in a secure location that can't easily be tied back to him. this guy's been accused of being a satanic killer on multiple occasions, he knows better than to keep all the real shit out where anyone can just swan in and see it.
currently, this storage location (which i lovingly call occult shit central) is an abandoned inner london storefront + adjoining flat that was formerly his old friend ray monde's shop and home, called brick-a-brac antiques. it's decidedly cozier than the last place, (in that there are chairs, plural,) and has fewer bear traps laid out in anticipation of unlucky thieves; in fact, if a person were to visit without already knowing where constantine actually lives, it'd be easy to mistake it as his expectedly-wizardy flat. it's not an ideal location for an occult shit central, too close to the heart of the city and too close to people to avoid drumming up suspicion should constantine attempt any sort of ritual inside, but until chas finally quits ducking the paperwork and signs over his storage lot (which he may or may not be dragging his feet on out of pure resentment for having to do it at all) ray's place is the best option there is.
constantine's previous (and future) storage location was a lock-up in streatham that chas had been letting him use (see: all but surrendered to him entirely) since he got out of ravenscar, but after constantine's sister died, john decided he was done with magic and, in a spontaneous fit of rage, burnt the place down with everything but a few necessities still inside. he regretted this later, when he inevitably returned to the occult scene after just over a year away, and spent a lot of time calling in favors / hypnotizing arson inspectors to try and put together an inventory of everything he'd lost.
in the nearly 20 years since the fire, he's managed to replace or find substitutes for about 2/3 of what he had (occult-wise), and gather enough fresh dirt / do enough favors / orchestrate enough compromising situations to accumulate a little over 1/4 of the political / interpersonal power he once maintained. ( the lack of success in the latter being, in part, because people now in power aren't as familiar with his name & reputation as they once were; in part because people just don't believe in magic as much as they used to, or were otherwise bought by hell / heaven / other parties a LONG time ago; and in part because he's come to absolutely fucking despise most politicians / people in power more than he is willing to work with them, or more than he is able to plausibly believe they won't try to drop him at the first opportunity. )
you would be hard-pressed to find a landlady/landlord that speaks kindly of this man. if he wasn't kicked out for suspicious smells / disturbing noises / sudden infestations / suspected satanic activity, then it's likely that he abruptly up and disappeared in the middle of the night, with no warning and no rent. (on a few occasions, this vanishing act also coincided conspicuously with a gruesome death on the premises, sometimes of the landlady/landlord themselves, although no one's ever been able to prove anything.) frankly it's . . . magic, that people still rent to him.
due to these aforementioned bad ends, he's incredibly lucky if he gets enough time or leeway to take any sort of furniture with him from one place to the next. however, there is one incredibly comfy, wing-backed, sapphire-blue armchair that's miraculously managed to survive every move in the last ten or so years without being reported stolen — even though it has survived every move because it has, in fact, been stolen in the dead of night nearly every single time, by john and at least one of his buddies.
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gemkun · 19 days
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trying to work out veritas' actual name is so funny like one second it's aurelius then next it's bob. what do you guys think his real name is ?
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themosthatedbeingg · 22 days
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// im excited for the trial event tommrow and it just makes me wonder how season 2 of HB will go and if it will affect HH ? Cause regardless of how you feel about Blitzø and Stolas how things happened /came about .. they still broke major rules and caused humans to built a portal to hell that’s gotta be addressed lol that’s not a “oh it’s ok they had a sad backstory poor baby” moment that’s a — yall fucked up big time and have to face the music also if I’m remembering the episodes right they brought the Grimore to earth like 3 times ( 4 I think with Octavia ) which like something that powerful and ancient ( it was Lucifer’s after all) being on earth for Anyone to see or get to is gonna be a biiig no no— and then the cherubs .. humans finding about heaven and hell .. oof there’s to many rules broken and big Actual problem to be swept under the “but it’s true love rug”
Hell doesn’t have a lot of rules ( it seems ) but what’s there is there for reason , you don’t fuck with that .
They had jail in hell so I’m assuming there’s a actual rules and stuff .
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Here’s a thought: Maybe just don’t read them then.
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tvlandofficiall · 10 months
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from the motion of their hand
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solarisgod · 4 months
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Hi! ♡ I'm comfortable to explain it openly for this post that we, especially I, tend to experience dissociation from having these dissociative disorders ( derealization-depersonalization as well as dissociative identity disorders ). I'm transmasc. agender, so I also tend to change my name with my gender in mind. After going through a long time of often changing my real + alias names, and finding discomfort in going only by one name, I decided to compile a list of names I strongly align with at the moment to go by. I prefer if these are used interchangeably, but I ultimately don't mind if one or few are used mainly or people later decide to call me by different names more often. Bolded names are what I align myself with and favor to be called by the most. If you wish to address / acknowledge us as a whole cluster, then you're welcome to use our collective name, Chimereus, or C.C. for short.
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Aster, Astriblade, Astrohound, Atlas, Barks, Bites, Bubbles, Cinnamoroll, Cerberus, Cry, Dante, Detective, Dogstar, Eevee, Eldritch, Hound, Howl, Jack, Jackknife, Kaiju, Knife, Mihangel, Mephistopheles, Laika, Morningstar, Paradox, Saint, Scout, Sirius, Stellifer, Switchblade, Valentine, Umbreon, Veemon, V-star, Wolfsblade, Wylf.
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eye-related-pun · 4 months
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Hey what the fuck is the Inside Joke with the Sniggles? Like the "Don't eat for a week" Bit? Do they not get paid if they cry or something because that's kinda seriously fucked up. Or is it like they get paid per show, and they're just being sarcastic about how much they make? Because if it is, and they make more than me, I'm sueing.
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// I really hope we get to see more of Lucifer being an actual king either in flashbacks or him becoming more active in season 2, I also would love to see him create hell.. like ya we saw his demon form and what it could do but it be awesome to see him actually use his op powers in a way that reminds ppl that oh shit… ya this guy created this place ..
This guy is still a archangel .
This guy’s emotional state dictates hell
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