#° braindead answers

[brainddeadd]

how about inexperienced reader with experienced hyunjin?

oh God he'd be feral

smut

You're driving him crazy.

First, you look that good, with your tits that perky in your pretty dress, and he can see your pretty panties when the wind blows.

Secondly, you've just told him that you think you're ready for him. To have sex with him.

God, he's so hard he might not make it to fuck you.

He's got you sitting on his lap, his fingers stretching you out while his hard cock is leaking in his pants.

You're crying out. It feels so good, and you can feel him, and he's just there and he's so hard and warm and strong and he's got his fingers filling you just right and you can hardly be blamed for cumming so quickly, his name coming out as a cry, begs for his cock already leaving your lips.

"You've gotta cum for me again, if you want my cock, baby."

#hwang hyunjin x reader #hwang hyunjin smut #hyunjin x reader #hyunjin smut #stray kids x reader #stray kids smut #° braindead writes #° braindead answers

[ew-selfish-art]

DpxDc AU: Tim as a child was never given a lot of information regarding the scribbling messy handwriting that appeared over night all over his arms- naturally he came to his own conclusions.

Tim Drake was home entirely alone at 9 years old and was about to go out for the night to test his brand new long exposure camera lens when he sees the writing on his arm. It’s not English, like he assumed it was at first, but it was using the alphabet to represent… Tim isn’t bad at math but this formula is complex for his little genius brain.

Looking at his camera, he decides he can spare a moment to look it up, solve it, and get back out into old town Gotham in time for Batman and Robin’s final patrol lap. He does just that, finding the problem to relate to some aerospace engineering and then quickly deduces what laws and theorems need to be applied. He finds a pen, writes down his findings in much neater handwriting onto his arm, and goes out. It’s barely a remarkable night at all. He gets a much more memorable photo of Robin roundhouse kicking a hench person.

Things just continued on that way. Tim would find some complex math, physics or chemistry prompt on his arm (surrounded by various question marks or notes or sad faces)- he’d answer it as best he could and move on with his life. Perhaps his parents were manifesting these pop quizzes? Perhaps his subconscious felt guilty about abandoning his studies for more Bat related pursuits? Tim really didn’t care to think much about it once he became Robin- there was too much on his plate and too many peoples problems for him to fix.

Notably, however, after the attack at the Tower, the pop quiz appeared and Tim wrote back that he wouldn’t be able to find an answer to this one. It was the only time Tim questioned the markings appearance and it was because the next thing that appeared was “Hope you feel better soon.”

… his parents wouldn’t include that on a pop quiz. Cursed then. Tim decided it must be a curse, whatever, he’d deal with the implications later in life.

Tim then has the worst year of his life, hes 15, no longer Robin and the questions from his curse are getting less math oriented and more… philosophical. A lot of mentions of death that, in hindsight helped him actually grieve, and a lot of theories about dark matter and souls. Tim answers back as best he can but he’s drained and his answers aren’t very good in his opinion. He gets minimal feedback.

It all comes to a point that he’s at a family dinner, Bruce is at the head of the table, Jason has promised just to stay for dessert, Damian hasn’t thrown a single insult his way and Steph was laughing at him- when a new theoretical model appears on his arm.

“You’re just as bad as Bruce, Timberly. Hiding a soulmate from all of us, how fucking typical.” Jason points out, while watching Tim scribble back some math with a question mark onto his arm.

“A what? No, this is just a curse. I get pop quizzes every now and then.” Tim bats away Steph who rapidly approaches and began to analyze his arm (the rest of the family isn’t far behind).

“Drake. Explain how you came to this conclusion.” Damian seems more curious than anything, if his lack of insults was anything to go off of.

“Since I was young I’ve had at least weekly math check ins, I never had a parent or anyone else around so I assumed my parents had me cursed to ensure I stayed on top of my studies. Sometimes it’s physics or chemistry, for a while there it was a ton of philosophy and behavioral psychology.” He shrugs his shoulders.

“Master Tim, I believe the lack of adults in your life has led you towards a false conclusion. That is most certainly a soulmate mark. The individual to whom you are responding is undoubtedly your other half.” Alfred attempts to calm the room before explaining to Tim. Tim isnt sure if he believes the butler, though Alfred only very rarely lied, so he grabs the pen once more. He writes his first question back: “Who am I to you?”

The room waits in anticipation and within moments a brand new line appears on Tim’s arm and he is vindicated: “We do math together???”

——

The reason Danny is failing English is because his built in homework helper sucks ass at metaphors and has apparently never read any classic literature. The tutor on his arm is great at puzzles and math tho.

Danny gets a reply back one night that he wasn’t expecting (Who am I to you?) and he mentions it to Jazz. Who goes insane that Danny didn’t even question it and just went with “meh, probably haunted” as his explanation for the phenomenon for all these years.

Apparently, if Jazz was right, he had a soulmate who was uh, super fucking smart. That was an overwhelming thought.

The next day Danny is in crisis mode and writes back “Wait, WHAT AM I TO YOU??? Can I help on your homework??”

Danny gets vindicated when the writing on his arm presents a shit ton of dates and information for an unsolved Gotham cold case. See, Haunted.

———

Eventually between Danny becoming the top candidate for astrophysics at Wayne Enterprises and Tim Drake being outed as having contributed tips to the GCPD that solved cold cases- they meet and realize just how dumb they’ve been.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dc x dp #dp x dc #danny phantom #dc crossover #dp crossover #long post #braindead ship #brain dead #deadtired ship #tim x danny #soulmate au #soulmate marks #I feel like I really cooked something here #two super smart total dumbasses #in my head then then fall in love and try to pretend that they’ve known this whole time lmao #Tim looks at college level physics questions on his arms as a kid and is like ‘must be a pop quiz’ and then solves them #danny just thinks it looks neat at first but then his haunted arm replies back with actual answers and explanations??? #your honor these two meet in person realize that they are literally soulmates admit no fault and carry on like they’ve always been in love #tim is naturally paranoid and Danny is naturally curious so tim always answers and Danny always asks

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Can you please give Danny a happy ending in Rejected Soulmate Au

Originally, the whole thing was supposed to be happy. Well, except for the beginning anyway.

Danny was supposed to get Red Robins attention through Fun Minigames, Prizes, slipping RR intel no human should be able to have without at least three moles, exciting motorcycle chases, exciting other chases, and eventually make Red fall in love with him.

It was originally inspired by the song Coming After You by Owl City and Bombshell Blonde which is also by Owl city

Then the angst bug bit me.

And I've been torturing ya'll ever since.

But yeah I probably should make a happy au for it. I'll think about it but my brain doesn't wanna do stuff rn

Other authors are free to play with it too as always

#the alien answers #rejected soulmate au #deadtired #braindead #danny phantom #danny fenton #tim drake #red robin

[dj-wayback]

Hello Wayback! Have some head pets [:

Do you think that Sep would like head pets too? Could you please ask them for me?

You are very gender btw

(Ooc but i just love these sillies so much aksjsjsjsjajshsi *dies /pos*)

THANK YOU FOR THE HEADPATS BRO!!! This is sooooo goopy scrunkle of you …. !!!

And, umm…Sure, I guess I could shoot them a message about that, but I don’t think Ass is really a touchy-feely type of guy…

#GAUEHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS SERIOUS I LOVE IT SO BAD #THE WAY HIS EYES AND ANTENNAE MOVE … HE IS EVERYTHING TO ME #IT’S ANIMATED SO WELL!!!!! THANK UUUU SO SO CUTE FR #sorry it took me a few days to answer i umm have been braindead from classes and my autistic little mind requires i answer asks in a #specific order. wonderful world #no way back is here #is for me tag #i’ve been just staring at this gif for the past few days it’s like cokeymelon to me

[madame-mongoose]

Who's your alien girl failure with the spiky head? 👁️👁️

I need you to know right now I meant to answer this ask hours ago. But I wanted to draw a color verion of Fleck and. Dude it took me HOURS to figure out. MY BRAIN HURTS. Anyway this is Commander Fleck!

She's basically like if Commander X2 and Commander Peepers had a baby. I wanted to make my own oc that captured the same vibes as them while also being my own.

She's a sea urchin-like alien that comes from Neptune! Commander of the Maritime fleet and right hand of the queen. She leads conquest to take over other planets in the galaxy and expand Neptune's reach. She's also hopelessly in love with the queen, which is why she lets so many shenanigans pass. She's a bit high strung and hotheaded, but also very pathetic about it lmao. Honestly all she aspires for is galactic conquest, even more so than the queen, so if she ever breaks that loyalty she might be one of the most fearsome critters in the galaxy (if she wasnt so small and cute lol)

#theres more im missing #but im so braindead rn dude #like genuinely my brain hurts #oc stuff #my art #monnie answers

[gingerpeachtea]

#run along now. nothing 2 see here #LOVE it when there are images on my phone. love it even more when i can forcibly inflict them upon others #i can FEEL the incoming text from my sibling like ‘WHY IS YOUR DYKE ASS POSTING SHIRTLESS GARETH ON MAIN !’ and the answer is t[gets shot] #gareth ritter #braindead #aaron tveit

[raytorosaurus]

I have seen maybe half a season of TUA and didn’t read the comics so let me tell you seeing those panels where Vanya is yelling “We belong on that stage” (and in reference to herself and her taller blonde bass-playing brother) drawn in profile with literally Gerard’s haircut and outfit was a big shock to the system. I never even considered that he’d inserted elements of himself and his bandmates into TUA except for a bunch of weird edits people made comparing how much Aiden Gallagher looks like Frank but now I feel like I really need to read it.

im really looking forward to rereading all of the comics after this semester's over because i haven't done that since volume 3's run ended and i'll definitely make more coherent posts about it then but like. it's really really interesting to compare to all of gerard's other art because he is just...so distinctively him, even across different mediums and genres. tua and mcr and hesitant alien and kjna and his visual art etc etc etc like his artistic fingerprint is stamped so boldly and unapologetically all over them and that's something i really love about him. like his art, love it or hate it, is sooooo genuine always. even when he's purposely imitating other artists, he's very consciously doing it in his own voice, putting his own spin on it.

when i say tua and mcr are completely separate projects i mean it - i don't think one should only ever be discussed in relation to/in the context of the other - and, above all, tua is certainly not like...autobiographical, or a direct representation of real people/events. it's led by gerard but it has a different creative team than mcr does and that really shows as well - i definitely wanna talk ant this when i have more time but part of the reason im not sold on conweap as an album is because it's too umbrella academy - it's really evident that gerard was working on both of them at the same time, and letting one influence the other too directly. mcr's a band, not a Gerard Project, and umbrella academy is largely a duo (w gabriel bá), so they can't just be transplanted onto each other yk.

anyway I'm rambling but all this to say - tua isn't meant to be "about" mcr any more than bullets is "about" 9/11. but gerard's life was changed and shaped by his experiences in the music scene throughout his life, by dropping everything and living as a penniless artist, by becoming suddenly (in)famous, and that really shines through in tua. he says he drew inspiration from touring band life to write a dysfunctional family, and the dehumanising effects of fame and attention, and of being categorised and scrutinised on a private or public level, are huge themes - as is addiction, mental health, complicated grief.

like...i actually got into mcr through the tua comics lmaooo. i read volume 1 because of wonderful @blackmoldmp3 talking about it and immediately said oh. i need more from this dude's brain right now. and i was soooo not disappointed haha. i really am obsessed with quite a lot of the things gerard is also obsessed with as an artist. the particular themes and imagery and scenarios he's fixated on are really very consistent throughout everything he does - only the way they're discussed or portrayed does change over time. i don't rly subscribe to the idea of gleaning specifics abt artists' personal lives from their works because, beside all else, it just does them a huge disservice (that's my number one gripe with the popular talking pounts around hes alien and frank's solo work in particular; however "confessional" you wanna read art as, it's still art that was created with skill and intent.)

anyway that's way off topic dkfnfj. what i do love about this kind of thing is looking at distinct creations in the context of the rest of an artist's body of work. like...yeah, gerard's said there's a lot of mikey in klaus. has dressed similarly to vanya and the kraken and the seance at times etc etc. has compared himself to the rumor, because she's the one he relates to most. puts a lot of his familiar ideology surrounding music and performance into vanya. puts angry teenage vanya in a shitty punk band with her disillusioned teenage brother on bass, and puts a classical music prodigy in a punk band as an excellent guitarist, writing songs about killing the president etc etc. i could go on! because these things are just scattered everywhere through the comic, just like all of gerard thematic and aesthetic and ideologic fingerprints.

so what's reallyyy interesting to me is looking at umbrella academy as something gerard wrote on the road with mcr across multiple years. volume one was released while the tbp world tour was ongoing, and volume two only a few months after. the progression of parade -> tua -> conweap -> danger days is SOOOO fascinating to me, especially because one of the things that really works about danger days imo is the way it kind of shakes off some of the tua-style gritty cynicism and returns to mcr's defiant, extravagant theatricality. if you go through tua with a fine-tooth comb you'll definitely find the most direct comparisons to conweap, in terms of mcr. the way dd approaches the themes it has in common with tua is just.....so different, and so so mcr. and then you can see the at times self-referential development on those things in hesitant alien - AND THEN VOLUME 3 COMES AROUND AND LIKE. AUUUGGGGHHHHH the change and growth there is SO apparent. btw i don't mean "growth" "progression" etc in this post to mean "improving" - i just mean change and development in a neutral sense, bc it's so interesting to see it laid out there in an artist's body of work. but like. man it makes me crazeeee actually the way gerard picked tua back up....almost certainly around the same time mcr started discussing a potential reunion. and the way that foundations revisits and reconceptualises mcr's existing catalogue is paralleled in the way vol 3 of tua is, like...........like there's so much life lived there, between those things. gerard's even said he's changed his plan for the ending (if we ever see it 🥲) because he has more compassion for his own characters now and doesn't want to see them broken down for good. he says he's gotten better at listening to other people - for starters, he's a lot more conscious of his own subconscious racism/whiteness that came through at times in the original run and has expressed regret for that (namely, the entire main cast being white, with a couple of side characters being uncomfortably stereotyped).

but just like. augh. im not gonna lie man i have no idea what i've just typed im sorry it's probably so rambly bc I'm so dizzy rn and definitely am not gonna proofread it or whatever skdjfj but. I LOVE ART! I LOVE ARTISTS! I LOVE DIVING DEEP INTO AN ARTIST'S BODY OF WORK AND WATCHING THEM REINVENT THEMSELF AND/OR DOUBLE DOWN ON THEMSELF (SOMETIMES FOR BETTER, SOMETIMES FOR WORSE). obvs this fandom genuinely does have a big issue with invasive/un-self-aware parasocial behaviour but there's a difference between that and like. getting obsessed with a particular artist. that's so normal and in fact necessary to life imo. i think every artist literally has to have ppl like that i can't imagine any other way to live it's just a specific type of human connection at a distance baby. don't get me wrong tho i also wanna chew on his thigh. anyway.

my god. how did i get here what even was your question. tua. yes it's crazy. it's not for everyone for sure but it has enough of the shit that makes me crazzzzyyyyy that it got me into mcr which made me crazierrrr so. yes i can recommend. especially if ur like me and lovvvve stories that are a little bit fractured by design. that dance around big parts of the story, where there's as much significance in an absence or in a tiny background detail than there is in any dialogue or action scene. most of the criticism i see of tua is about the pacing but like. to my tastes it's a really great use of the comic medium yk? lmk if you want content warnings or something there are plenty skdjfj.

#how was i completely braindead today and then too dizzy to read text. and then somehow type this shit on my phone with my eyes half-closed. #am i literally just lazy or is a hyperfixation strong enough to kvercome any illness lolz #sorry if this went in a billion circles but the room im in is also spinning a little so. skfndkfndjdjfjdj #umbrella academy #tua #mcr talk #* #answered

[oleander-neruim]

hi it's me the kuervo lore anon back back again with a WALL OF TEXT and also pirates spoilers but those are pretty obvious.

starting with his Tragic Backstory™ everything about him makes so much more sense when you realize he's just shadow the hedgehog spanish dub. ie raised as the specialest child soldier ever, idolized older sibling got killed by the government, now he's on an epic bloody revenge quest and there's these blue guys trying to teach him about the power of friendship but he doesn't care. said revenge quest is also where he lost his eye btw, and his eyepatch and rings are sort of fucked up trophies.

his self image is Messed Up bc of all that. he hypes himself up in his mind like he's some amazing folk hero (in-universe he literally calls chat his "adoring fans". which. ya got me.) and then you realize that's absolutely a front so he doesn't have to think about the murders. he's paranoid as fuck about the other pirates finding out his whole deal but such a horrible liar that he seriously considers yet another murder. but he's just a silly little guy he's done nothing wrong ever in his life why would you even think about him like that.

characterization wise kuervo's got a strong sense of justice which got him in this mess in the first place. he's quick to jump to insults or casual threats and even quicker to just laugh it off (ignore the sword it's just a joke bro!!). he's not super vain but definitely cares about his appearance. there's a very good chance all that eyeliner hides some impressive eyebags. he doesn't talk much but hangs around on the edge of conversations listening to gossip like he's at the movies with a metaphorical bucket of popcorn. he's an insanely good shot but refuses to touch guns (except in life or death situations) to the point of getting jumpy when other pirates pull guns for whatever reasons. he's the type of guy to keep a knife under his pillow (that isn't canon but it's close enough). despite being in the murder faction he doesn't take bounties (one of his only trips to the bounty guild ended with eret killing a guy and getting exiled bc of his bad advice). there's actually so few kites toward the end of the server that he just hangs out with the nightingales despite calling them a bunch of losers once.

one time he crashed bek's ship on a deserted island. he's the only pirate to get away with swearing in front of owen bc he does it in spanish. he's made peace with the fact his epic revenge quest's probably going to end with him dead, but he refuses to die on any other terms than his own. he's lonely as hell but he keeps everybody at arm's length bc he knows he'll have to leave someday soon. he got kidnapped once and immediately resorted to talking to a bunch of fish. he's even aroace

Obsessed actually.

I'm. Honestly pretty hyped that I got the right vibe around him and I'm even more hyped to be able to read about him.

If there's more solid-stuff about Kuervo's background, I'd love to hear. Unless it's like. Purposely a bit shrouded I just loved reading all this.

I'm probably gonna re-read this about 20 times honestly. Thank you for the Lore Dump, I'll be eating it all promptly

#loved this thank you #love silly rambles about silly fucked up fellas #ollie rambles #ollie answers #thanks Lore Anon #🐦‍⬛ #pirates smp #<- so more people can read it honestly #unfortunately i dont have much commentary cos im braindead but rest assured im super glad to have this summary of Kuervo on hand. gobbled.

[cuddlycryptid]

America is definitely a colonization state, but you can’t say the same thing about Israel

That’s erasing thousands of years of Jewish history

imagine saying the state literally committing a genocide in order to colonize and ethnically cleanse an entire civilization and history is. not engaging in violent colonialism

the government is not the same entity as everyone who has ever lived there or ever contributed to the culture and history of judaism. the israeli state is committing atrocities and some of its population contributes obviously (idf). but you need to separate the israeli state from people who are jewish and ppl who happen to have been born there but disagree with the genocide. pretending like critiquing the state automatically includes these groups, or has anything to do with jewish history or culture, is a tool used to deflect accusations of the war crimes israel is actively committing. please think critically

#WHY R U DEFENDING ISRAEL RN #OR EQUATING IT WITH JUDAISM?? #the usa is a christian state. when i talk abt the usa im not talking abt catholicism #do u understand #my friend was born and raised in israel. she is jewish. she is not committing war crimes #like. the ppl who live in an area of the world have nothing to do with the political actions the government takes #this is such an incredibly braindead take #if u dont understand the nuance of the situation PLEASE just take a back seat on these convos #and just try to empathize with the ppl getting fucking genocided #palestine #israel #wren answers #politics #world events

[papa-yaya]

"fat people are hot" those aren't even fat they're chubby at best 😭

I get it, anon, I used to feel this way too ;;; my mom use to bully me when I was in middle school about my weight (I was maybe 5'6" 200 lbs, which is not "fat" at all). But I grew up in Hawai'i in the 2000s, everyone was thin and wearing hip huggers, while I already had stretch marks all over my stomach.

The 2000s were brutal, there were so many girls around me practicing anorexia and bulimia, my mom would even gently teach me techniques to "eat less", or sometimes get frustrated and just straight up tell me that I should starve myself. I'm only last year reconnecting with her after going no contact for 5 years.

But now I'm an even taller and fatter version of my grade-school self and I feel more attractive and loved than ever in my life.

I guess what I'm trying to get at is that because humans are SO vastly complex and complicated and different from one another, everyone's idea of "fat" is different. And because of that we start to categorize "fat" into thick, chubby, obese, etc. Which then creates smaller and smaller specific groups that you need to meet specific criteria in order to feel belonged. We create another bullied category of being too fat to be in common spaces and too thin to be in fat communities.

ALL fat people are hot. If you have fat on your body, you are a hot person. Body positivity is about finding enough harmony in your vessel to not feel the need to compare your body to other bodies.

#your body is loved anon #your body is beautiful anon #learn more about how your body is an ecosystem that you are in charge of #learn about your cells and how they work tirelessly to keep you healthy #feel your muscles stretch under your skin #pinch your tummy and feel the texture of your fat #breathe in as deeply as possible and feel the air stretch your lungs open #the complexity of your body is a divine miracle #this singular planet is heaven in this solar system when all other planets are ravaged by storms and extreme weather #dont let braindead rot judge you based on their singular reality #asks #gen answers

[brainddeadd]

imagine reader getting absolutely pounded by bang chan duting sex but the sweetest aftercare ever 💔 (i need a man like this‼️)

no because bang chan would have you in tears.

you're sweaty, panting like you ran a marathon, his cum dripping from your pussy and mixing with your arousal on your thighs.

he'd make sure to kiss you gently, holding you tenderly in his arms for a few minutes, let you both catch your breath and bask in the comfort of each others arms.

slowly, he'd get up and make his way over to the bathroom, coming back with a wet cloth. he gently wipes away the cum that's still dripping from you - willing himself not to get hard again or to push what's leaking back into your pussy.

"channie-"

"shh baby, just gotta clean you up."

"wanna bath with you." he smiles fondly, knowing how much you love sitting in the water, wrapped up in his arms.

"in a minute baby," he moves to place the cloth in the wash, and heads to the door, still naked. "im just going to get us some water. stay there and ill be back in a minute."

as he disappears down the hallway, you stand on shakey legs and make your way into the bathroom, eyes widening at the state of yourself - hair wild and mascara running. you scrub some away with your hands and then turn the tap on, beginning to fill the bath for you and chan.

"baby, i told you to stay still." chan's whining as he comes back into the bathroom, holding two glasses of water. he smiles softly, kissing your cheek and then holding a glass up to your lips.

"want to take care of you too." you tell him when he finally puts the glass down.

"i love you."

#bang chan x reader #bang chan smut #stray kids x reader #stray kids smut #° braindead writes #° braindead answers

[disaster-catalyst]

Hello sorry to drop in randomly but i saw that you reblogged the glorious rejected soulmate au post and i actually found a fic on AO3 based on the prompt. I thought you would like to know about it? Its titled "Danny Phantom and His Stupid Fucking Soulmate" by lets_get_this_salmonella. Its only a couple chapters in but ITS SO GOOD. I loved the prompt and am so excited to see where the fic goes.

Hi! Don't say sorry this is wonderful news that I wouldn't have gotten otherwise without you dropping in so yes thank you!!

The prompt is already lovely (the fluff, angst, and chaos potential is immaculate) so I'm excited to see how this fic turns out

Again, thank you for sharing this with me, anon :D

#alpas answers #this is definitely a pleasant surprise #i can't thank you enough anon #dp x dc #danny phantom #braindead rejected soulmates au #dp x dc prompts #braindead #brain dead

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

What if in your "braindead rejected soulmate au", reverse Flash tries to team up with Danny, knowing about his abilities from the future and seeing a little of himself in him (a stalker in love/hate)

Plus, the first landing place was Star City, which would simplify the possibility of their meeting

#Translated by Google #Quite possibly the reverse flash has de-aged itself for better contact

For the love of all that is sacred, this has so much potential to be horrifying. Especially for Tim. If this team up happens after Danny has kidnapped Tim the birdy is going to be freaking out so much harder.

I amean, he was already two steps away from being tied to a chair in someone's basement but now he sees a teen version of the Reverse Flash just casually strolling through as the ghost coos at his newly acquired treasure and tries feeding Tim little chocolates.

Im curious to see what atrocities they would commit together.

#reverse flash #dp x dc #the alien answers #tim drake #red robin #rejected soulmate #braindead rejected soulmate au #braindead

[psalmsofpsychosis]

so anyway fuck DC, i'm tired of the same-plot-different-shoes stories give me weelchair-bound Bruce Wayne in his 50s making a bat sanctuary in the Wayne Manor gardens and discreetly doing detective work while his kids run the errands, and his worst case is Joker that he meets by the end of story and Joker kisses him on the cheek and tells him "thank you for all your hard work," before he fuck offs again.

#I have been watching a lot of super heartwarming mobies to heal myself from 2023 basically #and i keep thinking about whether we actually can do a playful calm batman scenario. and the answer is WE FUCKING CAN #it's just that everyone in the dc writing department is braindead with 67 years of therapy due #anyway i'm pitchin' #Bruce reads Alfred convoluted bedtime stories while the kids bring him info #and he can't punch the villains anymore so he goes to the spot and holds a therapy session for them #he cooks and knows 990 different salad recipes #throws himself a little dainty birthday part on his birthday when he thinks noone is watching #Bruce in a bathtub with Tim washing his hair and back as he recites case details from memory #Damien shoving a whole muffin into his mouth when he's done listening to him #Batman #Batfam #batjokes #Bruce Wayne

[golyadkin]

Hi hello what is Endless Mouth and are those guys alright?

Hi hey Endless Mouth is a novel I'm writing (actual title The Body of Hesperus) and no they are not ❤️

#endless mouth #always willing to answer endless mouth questions #i'm editing the first draft rn and it's making me feel braindead lmao

[apollotronica]

haiiii :3

HAAAIII

#☆ apollo answers #hi marcey #i am taking a walk at school🔥🔥🔥 #Also sorry if i got ur name qrong im so braindead rn .