#(as it is literally 60% of their life)

[egophiliac]

ENG PLAYERS I BESEECH YOU

I have been informed that you guys are getting part 4 of episode 7 tomorrow, which means we are FINALLY going to get the official romanization of Revaan's name, somebody please tell me because I need to know what it is.

like, yes, it's probably just Revan/Levan, but look, I'm sitting here with my finger over the button of all these Laverne and Shirley jokes and just waiting for the opportunity to deploy them --

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 5 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 5 spoilers #(not me realizing that meleanor doesn't actually appear non-silhouetted until part 5 so uhhhhh. whoops.) #(i know a bunch of you read the spoiler-tagged stuff though so i'm putting my life in your hands) #revan would be the funniest one i think because it's just raven but with the vowels switched and i'd be over here going WHAT COULD IT MEAN #anyway i'm here to give the people what they crave and it's obviously references to 70s american sitcoms that spun off of happy days #mork and grimdy. i-is that anything. #the problem of course is now that i might have to actually come up with a bunch of laverne and shirley jokes #when i haven't...actually watched it in a million years #(my personal pool of media i consumed growing up is a good 60% made up of random things i found to watch at 3 am because of insomnia) #(this probably explains a lot about me) (the opinions about zorro adaptations anyway) #hold on let me marathon all eight seasons and -- wait i'm just now finding out there was also an animated series #in which they joined the army and their sergeant was a literal cartoon pig but also they went to space and fought giant gorillas? #but how does boo boo kitty factor into this

[g7tz]

Me when my mom says my interests are cool (they're MLP, Creepypasta, The Slenderverse, 60 Seconds!, The Last of Us, FNAF, FNAC, WolfQuest, Internet mysteries, and Life is Strange):

#slenderverse #creepypasta #marble hornets #everymanhybrid #the last of us #life is strange #my little pony #five nights at freddy's #five nights at candy's #60 seconds #wolfquest #internet mysteries #literally me #WHY ARE THERE SO MANY TAGS LMAO

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 7 #how to dial a murder #''I dont have time for games'' says man who gamifies literally everything in his life #columbo the type of mf to keep score of raincoat stains accrued:stains removed #columbo the type of mf to speedrun eating cereal in the morning #79:67 and 93 seconds respectively by the way thank you very much #hes standing over the sink running late spilling milk everywhere trying to get a sub 60 sec time. mrs c is standing there shaking her head

[iwonderwh0]

If there's one thing to thank anti hankcon discourse it's for the folks around their thirties gathering to tell the teens that they are, in fact, adult enough to decide for themselves who to fuck with and that they do, in fact, find older people attractive.

(And also collectively asking folks in their teens-to-early 20s to stop using the word p*dophilia when talking about literal 30+ years olds.)

Like really, throwing this words in relation to adults downplays its actual weight in its actual fucking meaning, and this is really scary. Age gap might be a controversial topic but not anywhere near it is a matter of comparable scale to what the word ped*philia stands for. Don't turn this word into a buzzword, I'm begging you.

#I think it's like when you're 5 years old #all the 8 years old feel like they're just infinitely older #then in your twenties 3 year old difference is absolutely nothing #The further you're away from being a kid #the less of a difference it makes #10 years difference between 10 and 20 years old is abso-fucking-lutely not the same as between 30 and 40 years old #even though it's the same amount of years #and the same way it's hard for a 5 yo to comprehend that for adults three year old gap is barely a difference #(as it is literally 60% of their life) #here it's perhaps something similar. #I'm in my relatively early twenties and I too feel like I wouldn't date a person who's X years older than me #but in ten more years I don't expect myself to think the same way anymore #as it wouldn't make that much of a difference when it's not 50% of my lifespan anymore #I still don't think I'll find myself in a relationships with someone significantly older #but it would be wild to think that people in their 30-ies aren't old enough to make their own decisions. Let's be real #in this day and age #after you've been an adult for some time #there isn't this much of a power imbalance anymore between you and people who are X years older #or #the same kind of imbalance can be found within the same age category but not due to the age anymore #but things like social class. #Hell #in this sense 30yo can be the one overpowering 50yo.

[breakfastteatime]

I have lived in my flat since 2020 (Pro tip - do not move during a lockdown), and in that time, I have seen roughly two thousand and twenty* car accidents on the road I live on.

RIP little tree, we hardly knew ye.

#the speed limit here used to be 60 #it is now 30 #and the last crash took out the street light that shines on the new bend they all miss (hence the crashes) #uuuuuuuuuuuuugh #real life shenanigans #oh no one was hurt by the way #not physically anyway #ooof that looked expensive #the car did appear to be literally limping #a large chunk of it was dragging on the ground #on one hand I feel very sorry for the driver because again that was a lot of EXPENSIVE damage #on the other hand #PAY ATTENTION #DRIVE PROPERLY #READ THE GODDAMN SPEED LIMIT SIGNS THEY ARE PRETTY FUCKIN' HUGE #poor tree :( #*number may be an exaggeration

[maddy-ferguson]

when people who like seasons 1 and 2 better explain why it was better they always lose me when they say "the characters were what mattered the most the supernatural plot was basically not that important it was ALL about the characters" like...that's just what YOU were more interested in not what was happening in the show? like wdym the supernatural plotline wasn't that important in seasons 1 and 2. saying that it was more balanced or more subtle i get but saying that the supernatural plot wasn't THAT important and that it's not what made anyone love the show is a blatant lie

#and like i say: brf slt #and i've seen people say this many times on many occasions i'm not even exaggerating. or making anything up #and i've been saying this for. a year and a half. minus two months. when volume 1 came out someone tweeted 'what the duffers fail to #understand is that no one watches st because they care about the russians or whatever. people watch st to see a ragtag group of kids be #nice to each other! to see a lesbian and a man with nice hair be friends!' and i said i agree with this at like 60% the 60% being ofc that #i hate the russia stuff we know this. but like. as much as i like the relationships between the characters if there's no life-threatening #things going on for more than a few dozen minutes...then i don't really care like that would be another show. (this has been a constant #i was not as into the show or the characters as i am now when i said that like volume 1 was my first time watching the show #since 2019. and it's a constant because it's still true) like that's literally what fanfic is for. or other shows. #and plenty of people watch stranger things for the russians or whatever i was actually surprised when people were ranking the subplots i #saw quite a lot of people put russia in their top 2 i was stunned. it was mostly older people older people meaning anyone who was 22 in #the past. i'm kidding but like idk people who were like 40+ and also guys? idk. like there's actually an audience for that my bad you guys #(not my bad i will always be a russia in st anti. because i hate it.) #my point is. no that was actually it. i just don't get it wdym people don't like the STORY plenty of people do. in the fandom especially i #totally get focusing more on the characters and being more interested in that i literally never talk about the supernatural plot and i #really like the characters yk and i understand when people say that they enjoyed the distribution between character things and supernatural #plot things in s1-2 more but saying that the supernatural stuff was like an afterthought and that no one actually cares or cared ever and #that it was never important is? like i get where they're coming from but also...no #and i get doing the 'if you don't take it as literally the monsters and supernatural plot things mean this and that for real life and for #the characters' i think it's very fun but like. if you don't like the genre and ignored it for the characters...?that's not really on them #i worded this like my joyce and bob post from july i hope you like it. the first sentence only #wait i actually didn't. just realized. false advertising sorry #saying this as someone who likes seasons 1 and 2 better too that goes without saying

[foxy-knowledgeseeker]

I am still reeling over how Ms. Suzanne Collins did THIS:

and did THIS:

and THIS:

and THIS:

and THIS:

#I JUST #wow #no one does it like ms suzanne collins #Lucy Gray has that saying #and then Katniss 'the Mockingjay' Everdeen comes out #being just another girl from the Seam #and literally and figuratively sings the rebellion to life #and literally and figuratively brings on the end of the show with her acts of resistance and love #katniss everdeen is karmic retribution incarnate come to give snow what he deserves #and dismantle all he built by cheating manipulating and murdering since the day he met lucy gray #and i'm living for it #also the hanging tree song being a tiny act of rebellion from lucy gray magnified and given new life by katniss over 60 years later? #and the meadow song being an expression of love from lucy gray enduring through katniss over 60 years later? #it's poetry your honor #the hunger games #a ballad of songbirds and snakes #thg #abosas #catching fire #mockingjay #katniss everdeen #president snow #coriolanus snow #lucy gray #lucy gray baird #the hunger games meta

[rhube]

'I hate how everything's political now!'

It always was, white man.

#literal take i just saw #dude started out sounding like he recognised his privilege in having rose-tinted glasses about the 60s protest era #and now he's in a time of adversity #he hates it #but then his conclusion isn't awareness of his own privilege in ever thinking activism was fun #it's that we 'have to stop politicisng daily life' #🫠 #like no man #you had the privilege of not perceiving that politics is written into everything #and now it's suddenly thrust upon you #you can't cope #but that's at least in part because you're used to being able to demand and expect that everything be easy for you by default #there were protests in the 90s #all cops were bastards in the 90s #pay was unequal in the 90s #women lacked bodily autonomy in the 90s #lgbtq+ people were persecuted and prevented from learning about themselves in the 90s #talk to anyone 50+ with any kind of marginalisation and ask them what the 90s were like #it's not what you experienced

[ahkylous]

I keep on gaining followers and all I can think is are you guys sure? I feel bad, like you don’t have to follow me if you don’t want too

#also there are 60 of you now #so uh #hello #hope you have a good day folks #my text #i speak #text post #text #literally me #life update

[dysfunctionaldogdude]

I feel like actually shit like the entirety of last week getting to me. I wish I could have a moment of actual relaxation and not just me forgetting I have shit to do.

(Tag warning-> depressing talk, dark topics)

Might delete this idk..

#vent post #tag rambles #I have over 60 different things to fill out that I need to do by tomorrow and I forgot to do them. I feel so stupid #I actually hate having adhd #people try to make it out to be just a quirky thing that its not that big of a deal or anything #but it's not #it impairs on relationships #I struggle to remember important things that I need to do and even WANT to do. I struggle so bad #I even have fights with people about me being a “liar” even though I'm not #I just have a shit ass memory I feel useless 90% of the time and shit #gods and I doubt it's just me having adhd. Im pretty sure its my possibility of having bpd and autism #i show all symptoms of bpd and I relate far too much with autism videos #like this is stuff active in my daily life #people don't see it often due to have carefully Ive crafted.. this is going to sound a bit fannibal of me but literally a person suit #i swear a person suit #it's not even funny #gods i just wish I could function without getting all up and arms about how much of a pos I feel #if I don't get attention from.. basically.. my fp I get all sad and melancholy. i spiral #I'm pretty sure I have at least three fps #if I even have bpd #but gods #just so stupid how I can barely fucking function without all of these crutches #I'm not in a certian program anymore for a thing and now I can't fuction and work how I use to since it was a slower environment #I'm failing #like I won't be able to make it I feel like #not suicide or anything #just in things I wanted to do #feels like my future is doomed cause life keeps throwing curve balls at me #someone with at least two mental disabilities #i definitely have more

[menlove]

every time i am around older queer people the more i am convinced i was meant to be an older queer person. not bc i have this fantasy of living in decades past that were much worse but bc i get along with and agree w them so much better. so much of modern queer discourse is painfully white, binary, and completely regressive while painting itself as revolutionary and i just want to crack jokes w some cool older butch lesbians every time i encounter discourse that makes me want to bash my head into the wall

#my professor in this one class is a lesbian in her 60s #and so many times she will say things that immediately either piss off or confuse the very lgbtqia+ alphabet mafia crowd in the class #while im sitting there like no no let her speak shes literally correct #and do not mistake me i am accepting of my lot in life as a 24 year old dyke okay i know the community i am going to be in and around #and love them all dearly and will stick up to their right to exist #but i will say. some of them annoy the living fuck out of me and we cannot have productive conversations #bc i always end up feeling like i need to take a walk to calm myself lmfaoooooo #AND ANOTHER CLARIFICATION BC WE NEED 20 CAVEATS ON TUMBLR.COM #this is not abt r//adical feminism im not talking abt transgender ppl existing as smth that annoys me abt the modern community #i just think older queer people actually have their heads screwed on and don't get as caught up in The Bullshit as we do #and i envy them for it

[spearxwind]

btw if you sent an ask or a DM in the past few weeks and I havent gotten to it yet i am so sorry but it may still be a hot minute until i do due to irl stuff + my mental health

dont worry im doing fine ive just been heavily prioritizing irl stuff and i have accidentally let DMs and such build up so I will try to pick away at them when the hectic weeks stop coming

#im on tumblr to look at funny stuff and i have some genuine messages im SO sorry i havent been on the mindset to answer #i literally have 60 unopened DMs right now #i keep pushing things back bc things keep happening irl #my presentation my car my bf my friends etc etc i only have so much brain space so please bear with me and be understanding #i know it sounds silly as hell but for the first time in a LONG time im prioritizing my irl life over my online presence #if you see me posting its cause it takes a lot less mental energy to do that. i am online to look at funny post and maybe say hi to a mutua #i promise im not ignoring or forgetting to answer things #likewise if you have been tagging me in posts i have not been able to see very many of them these past few months but i try #thunderclap

[coffeecatcraze]

I would just like to point out that when Ymir got a second chance at life, she immediately used it to be gay and do crime. Truly the lesbian icon we all deserve. 💖

#attack on titan #ymir #spends 60 years as a titan #(with depression bad enough that she literally lies down in a hole and lets herself be buried alive by natural forces holy shit) #then gets turned back into a human and immediately starts stealing shit and mugging people in the inner walls #only leaves her life of crime to meet a cute girl #they had to kill her because she was too powerful #the power of being gay and doing crime

[starscelly]

if you know ur friend is spending hundreds of dollars for something and offering to let you go FOR FREE because they just need someone with them. perhaps. maybe. just a thought. don’t act flaky as fuck and just tell them if you’re going or not! when you know you’re putting them in a more and more fucked situation as the dates approach!

#my agitation/60 is off the charts #i am asking nothing in return other than you Being There #least you could do is let me know like. 7 days beforehand!!! #now i’m in a weird dire situation like #which i was ALREADY IN WHEN I ASKED #it’s just so disrespectful #if you can’t go you can’t go i won’t hold it against you just fucking? tell me????? #sorry for the real life rant there is literally very few other places i can discuss this <3 #yap yap yapping

[ghoul-haunted]

anyway I'm soooo normal* about asscreed and I definitely dont constantly feel a sad sense of loss over how I'll likely never experience the same wild enthusiasm or passion for a franchise story like I did with asscreed, but god I am glad I was there for it's height because there was nothing else like it

*this is a lie

#'it's still popular now' it sucks. its sludge. literally its nothing. you give up 60 hours of your life and come away from it #feeling exactly the way you did at the start because it's just money grabbing junk with no passion and no story to tell #functionally it MUST remain stagnant because of it's narrative structure so you will never experience a forward moving AC story again #AND IF THEY DO END UP DOING SOMETHING COOL IS SUCH VISUAL GARBAGE THAT ITS NOT EVEN WORTH IT #DID YOU EVEN BOTHER TO HIRE A COMPETENT ART DIRECTOR FOR MIRAGE? WHAT'S WITH THIS RACIST ASS BROWN #DESERT FILTER YOU LAZY FUCKS. THERE'S NO VISUAL DEPTH. what incompetent hackery #who shades with grey overlays anymore. jesus christ. go back to art school. i cant believe you charged full price for this

[tchaikovskaya]

while my mind is on headlights and my patronizing gripes about them, i'll add this: if it's raining hard in the middle of the day (like *insert the unfortunate idiom of domestic abuse* kind of rain when its still very bright out), and you're driving in somewhat dense/heavy traffic, do not put your fucking high beam lights on. the light bounces off of the rain droplets and makes visibility a billion times worse. for goddamn everyone around you. which makes everyone else put their high beams on bc they cant see SHIT. creating a dangerous and eyeball-searing feedback loop.

when you're driving in rain, esp on a lower-speed road, having your lights on is important secondarily [primarily is your own visibility obvi] for a) letting oncoming traffic see you, and b) letting cars in front of you see you in their rear view mirrors. some people even say that if its bright enough u can/should use fog lights to mitigate the whole light-water reflection effect, but iirc those usually dont light up the car's tail lights, which are important for cars behind you to see you. however i maintain that unless you're driving on a highway/interstate or some other "higher-speed" roadway with few stops/lights/intersections, if the rain/snow/fog is so bad that you can't see a car like 4-5 car lengths in front of you until they hit the brakes and you're Right There and you need to stop or significantly slow down, you're either driving way too fast for the conditions or following way too close. :))))

#if you're Truly from the south you'll know the referenced saying lol. gatekeeping southern identity by knowledge of southernisms. #and re: that last bit. like ive been on the interstate in a fucking torrential daylight downpour and its so scary bc other people dont fuc #*know how to (safely!) drive. like the speed limit is 70 im doing 30 and can barely see the car 20 ft in front of me #and u blaze by in the left lane doing like 60 and then hit the brakes when u finally come up to a car. and my life flashes before my eyes! #what the fuck is wrong with you!!!! #(esp when there are 18 wheelers on the road with u who literally by the laws of physics cannot quickly stop or rapidly decelerate)