#(its 9:30)

[loife1m]

OH NO HELP HE SAID OKAY TO ME HELPING FUCK

okay y’all, see. he’s a police officer in the drama part of our dance. sir said he looked too sweet (that he is) so he’s drawing fake tattoos on his arm (so cute wtf)

and I offered to help and he said ok 🤡

#loife updates #the loife show #lemon dude <3 #loimen dufe #bye yall #im too #dare I say it #in love for this #its 9:30 #im even starting to believe he might like me back #I can’t think this when we’re all so stressed

[alaskasbignaturals]

we left at seven ish six and we are still in new hampshire the traffic is so bad 😭

#its 9:30 #yeti rambles

[moondirti]

cw: dubcon humping. gn reader. he’s just a little pent up guys.

gaz is absolutely the type to squeeze you into a hug that lasts a bit too long.

idk, maybe you’re his best friend or something. someone he instantly clicked with at uni and who’s stuck around despite everyone else in his life falling away like pastry crumbs. devotion that isn’t romantic nor entirely platonic in a sense, but a secret third thing that has you inviting him to stay the night when he returns home and his flat is too far a drive for someone so tired.

you greet him at your door when he arrives. he’s bulkier than when he left for deployment, fills up the arms of his t-shirt and the thighs of his pants. smells like sweat and the faint traces of his cologne (Y by yves saint laurent. you’d gotten it for his birthday.) so sexy you might as well abandon your propriety and slip a hand down the course hairs of his happy trail. but you don’t. instead, you go in for one of your patented this-isn’t-more-than-a-friendship half hugs.

which he does not take. as your one arm hooks around his neck, both of his wrap around your waist and force you to embrace him fully. it’s crushing. so tight you have to lift your head to breathe properly. he lifts you off your feet and sways you back and forth as he whispers little complaints; things about stubborn CO’s or unnecessary bloodshed. you allow it because it sounds like he needs it, this small comfort.

except it verges on longer than a few seconds. longer than proper for a pair of good uni friends. his hand kneads the flesh of your back, and his hips grind against your groin. is he hard, or is that a gun he has yet to unarm? you can’t tell, but it seems to work for him when the hard mass in his jeans catches the canyon of yours. he groans quietly, stuttered, as his thrusts gain pace. as he tightens himself like a cobra around its prey. as he plants his lips onto your neck and starts inhaling the scent of your freshly washed skin.

“…kyle?” you whisper, awkward hands flailing about behind him. your voice comes out in a strained way, vocal chords crushed against his shoulder.

“jus… give- fuck. give me a moment, mate.”

so you do. it doesn’t last much longer after that, anyway. his grinding grows brutal, knocks the little air left out of your lungs. it hurts to a degree. he’s hitting the tendon between your leg and crotch – and you’re sure it’ll be tender in the upcoming days – but you don’t voice your troubles to the man around you, who unravels at such a startling pace you know he’s too far gone to pay proper attention regardless. how else would he be bold enough to grope the plush curve of your ass? two hands latch onto it like dough, anchoring you up so the angle hits just right.

and then he starts to get sloppy. his rhythm loses pace. his stance widens and he fucking whines into your ear as a wet spot spreads across the front of his pants. you’re so dizzy that, when he lets go of you, you have to hold onto his forearm to steady yourself, blinking owlishly at the grin that stretches across his face. as if he didn’t just hump you and cream in his clothes. why are you the one caught off guard?

“thanks for that.” he winks, then pets the flyaways off your temple.

#its 9:30 in the morning #oh im sick. im so fucking far gone #kyle ‘gaz’ garrick x reader #kyle garrick #gaz #x reader

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

so the thing about followers is that by the "numbers" i hit 90k a while ago but my follower list looks mainly like

I'd need a full time intern just for deleting bots and deactivateds to get any actual clue of how many of yall are in here

(also shoutout to the real people in there)

#its..... something #i dont have time to get in there with a weedwacker alas #if you asked me to guess i'd say the real number of active followers is somewhere around 30-50k #or perhaps less? idk the peanut butter poll got 9 thousand votes so it might be as few as 10k

[jekyllhyde]

#personally i find 9 am the best. if its past 9:30 when i wake up i feel a little groggy

[dailydegurechaff]

Today's Daily Degurechaff is… reallllly losing track of time

#dailydegurechaff #its 9:30... #this is quite late for me to post a daily degu #its not the latest ive been but its definitely up there #but hey its not past midnight so i still made it #in my defense i was caught up writing fic and i lost track of time

[8bit-mau5]

Collection of adopt preclaim extras! Top right is he/him, the remaining three are all she/her ^^ I am gonna try Very Hard to remember to post art frequently so everyone be niceys to me

#artists on tumblr #fantrolls #homestuck #Gabriel's arts #commission #hiveswap #i post all my comms/finished work on my kofi and couldve swore i put like upwards of 30 art pieces #in my queue on tumblr #but it looks like they didnt save.. (': so ill be trying again later OTL #im torn on giving my faves their own post and like #compiling a Lot of them into a singular post #BUT ANYWAYS. i loved these little doodles and i LOVED working on the adopt minis a few nights ago #i only have 1guy left from that batch so i might actually post him here to see if anyones inchrested. id like to make some mons for #my cat's flea meds. theyre spensive.. #but they last 9 months so its worth it

[straykidsholicleigh]

hiii! i dunno if requests are closed so feel free to take a screenshot of this if the ask disappeared. but i have a thought abt Jeongin,ok? PLS HEAR ME OUT...yk how Jeongin can like open his mouth like really wide? imagine him taking readers WHOLE ENTIRE cunt in his mouth...🤭 like, he LATCHES onto it...okay bye 😽🫶🏾

BABE????

No but i see this happening. Imagine like your just chilling and Jeongin comes home from a long day at work, and he just needs some relief. It starts with a heavy make out sess before he undresses you and has you laid out on the couch with his head stuffed between your thighs.

“I'm gonna eat you out so nicely~~" He coos into your ear before going down again. This time he opened his mouth wide and took your whole pussy into his mouth, making you flinch and whine, threading your finger's into his hair.

“Innie, gonna cum!” You whine, clutching his hair tightly as your eyes screwed shut. Jeongin smirks up at you, knowing he found out something new about you.

I don't know if that's a kink or not BUT IT FUCKING IS NOW

#stray kids #stray kids hard thoughts #stray kids smut #jeongin #jeongin smut #jeongin hard thoughts #jeongin hard hours #jeongin headcanons #i see stars #bitch I'm hyperventilating #its freaking 9:30 in seoul #im out with friends 💀 #anon u r filthy marry meeeeee

[gen4grl]

halloween in pallet

#pokemon #rival silver #trainer lyra #trainer ethan #pokemon hgss #soulsilvershipping #hc that each halloween blue+ leaf hold a gigantic dress up party at theirs … lots of dancing and drinks :p #lyra wearing her ultra cute team rocket fit silver wearing lances iconic e4 uniform and ethan as… goku lol #silver originally wasnt gonna dress up but ethan said straight to his face “dude don’t be a fking loser for once” lol #plus i think both blue and leaf take costume parties VERY SERIOUSLY they are matching every year lol #so if silver DIDNT​ come dressed up they would chew him out all night & probs for months after (until red told them to shut up lol) #lance suggested his old uniform since it’s a perfect fit and ethan and lyra both loved the idea #ethan is definitely on his 6th fireball + coke and it’s only 9:30 he’ll be throwing up by half past 10 easily lol #also if it isn’t obvious this is my timeskip designs lol lyra 20 ethan 21 and silver 23 me thinkkksss #all of their cute lil features too! ethans freckles silvers short hair and scar #had so much fun with tiny background details that are hardly visible but yknow what!!! its fun for me!! lol #lyra pokemon #ethan pokemon #silver pokemon #hgss #pkmn #pokemon art #pokemon fanart #my art <3

[darubyprincx]

people who can music with instruments are so fucking neat. you are literally casually creating the heart and soul of the universe with nothing but some wood and your own hands. do you have any idea how much id give to be able to understand chords without having to first smuggle the information past seven layers of autism

#ray's tag #turned reblogs off bc its 9:30 am and im not dealing with that. i know i can mute notifications. i love u all thanks for the tags. srry

[miss-emmie]

Together with Twins

N x Uzi angst Comic kinda

This is Hella rushed if you can’t tell

Em is Yellow and Marv’s Magenta

Context: An AU where N and Uzi have once met their future kids after growing up and watched horrible things happen to them both, Uzi also has a fear of being a bad parent and accidentally hurting her kids

This hurt my brain my heart and my hands when this is literally a sketch comic. Oh well, Eat up mf’s

#murder drones #murder drones fandom #serial designation n #uzi doorman #nuzi murder drones #artwork #artists on tumblr #digital art #my art #comic art #nuzi fankids #nuzi angst #nuzi child #nuzi fankid #nuzi comic #my eyes hurt from drawing sm help #im so tired #its literally 9:30 pm on a school night i needa sleep #dont look at me and go L bozo for sleepjng at 9😭🙏 #Emery Nightlock #Marven Nightlock #nuzi Twins

[sunnys-side-upside-down]

What is this?

#I #this was supposed to be a warm up sketch #so I could get to work on concepting a game scene #and #well now its a fully rendered piece #I SIMPLY CANT ARGUE WITH THAT #9:30 am inspo be like #no i serously dont know where this came from #it materialized out of thin air #i swear #this is like the meme of “sketching on scrap lined paper vs in my sketchbook” #but this time its “just doing a warm up vs actually trying to make good art” #and this is the warm up #and me trying to actually make good art is just memes #mlp #digital art #pony #art

[pastel-pillows]

Some thots

Have we considered steddie x reader where they work together and use their ties to gag you and tie your hands together or tie you to a desk or something while they take turns fucking you.

Or like… having you between them, their chests pressed to either side of you, while they fuck you and your hands are tied with one of their ties to something that keeps them suspended above your head and the other one is in your mouth or around your eyes.

Maybe they don’t work together. Maybe Steve has a corporate job and has a tie and Eddie has either a music or mechanic job and he uses a bandana and you just have two boyfriends who like to watch the way you squirm against restraints while you cum.

#steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie x reader #steddie #Thots  #MDNI #smut #How many times can you type tie/tied/tying before it is no longer a word #its 9:30 am

[theloveinc]

bakugo technically can't stop you from having a job but he can pester you about not working overtime

#bakugo #u refuse to let him financially take care of u but there's literally no reason to work any extra LOL #i have three night classes this semester and i am so . arg #anyway thought abt bakugo behind u on the phone going 'dont agree to overtime dont agree to overtime' #u come home at seven and he's getting ready for wind down time already IT'S NOT FAIR TO HIM #same with night classes #he's in the back corner of your zoom camera looking like a creepy pasta bc he's so annoyed at ur class going on til 9:30 #LMFAO IF YOUR PROFESSOR keeps you late in the classroom he's walking in to come n get u #(bc ofc he picks u up) #and the next time when he gets locked out u see his face pressed up to the little glass window on the door #its a tradeoff #shii posts #gen

[medicalunprofessional]

the obsession

#psychonauts #caligosto loboto #dr loboto #blood cw #nightmaretheater #STARTS SCREAMIJG AND YELLING AND ROLLING AROUND AND DYING #Oops i forgot some. vessels. IGNORE THAT OKAY 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 #Duuudeee i love this brush so much you gotta get more hue variation brushes man its so fun !!!! DUUUDEEE #i feel i need not say much about this #Time on canvas.. Uhhlet me check… #time was 9 hours 30 minutes #Original title ‘autosurgery’ #Silly me!! thats not what a scaler is for 💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞 #i need you all to look at this i feel insane this is probably my best work yet

[4ggravation]

how are you not furious. how are you not terrified. how do you have the audacity and gall to make this about yourself and your feelings when children are dying and hospitals are being bombed. the fact you are safe and able to take those mental health breaks from social media is the epitome of privilege and i hope you never forget that.

#im fucking pissed off #its 9:30 am i shouldnt have to do this #free palestine