#*climbs tree*

[m3djed]

"he would not fucking say that" but you ever be looking at fanart and suddenly its "he would not fucking have abs"

#txt #guys. guys this is not about hcs. do you hear me this is about when a guy with no logical reason to have abs is drawn like a hollister model #like when a guy who does nothing but go to coffee shops and read books is drawn with abs like hes been hiking mountains and climbing trees #do you hear me are you hearing me

[suiheisen]

studio trigger understood the assignment. i would let her wreck me.

#i'm sorry but unnnnffffffffffff. Hot. my humongous chicken-lizard wife <33333333 #she's so majestic.... #like. i get it shuro and marcille. #also that is my favourite page of the manga #watch as tumblr tags this mature content for chimera boobs. i'm always getting kinkshamed on this site... #anyway. this too is yuri. climbing her like a tree. #this episode coming out on lesbian visibility week... the universe knows what i need #falin touden #marcille donato #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #anime #manga #spoilers #dungeon meshi spoilers #blood tw #long post #lesbian #dunmeshi spoilers

[yourangle-yuordevil]

Keeping it slow, but you know how it is with Aziraphale... once he gets a taste he wants it all ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#he's gonna climb Crowley like a tree next time they see eachother #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley #good omens #good omens comic #papalina per dormire my beloved solo Aziraphale potrebbe indossare una cosa del genere #porchetta time

[cemeterything]

"okay i'm not going to put off this thing i'm supposed to be doing any longer" 10 minutes later:

#🐉 #straight up considered climbing a tree today just to avoid working

[eclair-delune]

This has a bajillion notes already but please read the following:

#cats of tumblr #eclair de lune #this Barbie will climb you like a tree

[dilfpassing]

"Minsc," Astarion growled, his voice dripping with disdain, "Do you seriously mean to tell me that you came down to the Underdark with not a single health potion on you?"

Minsc smiled. "Why would Minsc need to bring a health potion when he is so strong, my friend?"

#my art #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldur's gate #astarion #astarion ancunin #minsc #minsc of rashemen #minscstarion #i swear to god i will create an audience for this stupid ass ship if it kills me #i dont think theyd ever harbor romantic feelings but spawn astarion would climb that man like a tree #do you see my vision #please

[aziraphalalala]

I am not entirely certain what will happen once the actors & writers strike ends, but I'm pretty sure Michael Sheen will break the sound barrier with how fast he will go feral on the internets about how Aziraphale wants to eat Crowley's ox rib

#i mean have you seen how he looks at David Tennant #Have you seen how Aziraphale looks at Crowley #it's not a “I like him a normal amount” kinda look #it's more of a “I hope you've put down some solid roots cause Imma climb you like a tree” manic stare #and he has been 0% chill in all earlier statements about it #so i anticipate a feral front approaching from Wales with a hefty precipitation of Sheenussy on display #Is this post inappropriate? #i don't even know anymore #my brains are scrambled to the point of no return #what is reality #hahaha I don't care let me shitpost and die on this hill #good omens #good omens 2 #michael sheen #aziraphale #ineffable idiots #ineffable husbands #aziracrow

[rayskittles33]

The look of concern that I caught him doing HAHA

#he’s like ‘you sure you wanna climb me like a tree’ #YES I AM SURE #halsin #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 halsin #baldurs gate 3 #halsin bg3 #halsin silverbough

[nicolegmattos]

Michael had absolutely no right in doing this to us. Those “bedroom eyes” killed me in so many ways lol

#Michael sheen is always ready to climb David Tennant like a tree #he’s literally thirsty #Michael not actually acting for a whole season #good omens #good omens fandom #ineffable fandom #crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #good omens s2 #good omens season 2 #good omens memes #michael sheen

[pandoraslxna]

I’ve never realized how ripped Jake got during the first movie

#i will climb him like a tree #i need a big boyyyy #avatar the way of water #jake sully #Avatar

[inkskinned]

sometimes i think about the span of human existence and how if you spread your arms out in a long line and said my body is acting as a poem of all the universe's birthdays, the smallest sliver of your furthest nail would be our entire history as humans. and you, doing this, feeling your sternum crack into place because you're-getting-old and all of your bones crunch these days: you are the universe, measuring its own timeline. you're the memory of a starburst saying i gave birth to humans at the tip of my finger.

and i think about how crocodiles have been around for way longer than that fingernail and how sharks have been here forever too and how there are sea cucumbers that understand time like an angel would; their ages so astronomically long that i get dizzy looking down into them. i think about my dog, and how i am so fantastically ancient to him (an impossible number, staggering) and how, at the same time, i can order my life in eras of pets-i-have-loved and how my childhood died when my cat did.

and i wonder if the earth does the same thing, if nature keeps time in epochs. if the tree in the house where i grew up said oh a new family and got upset when one by one we all left for college and left behind our climbing and screaming and birdhouses. that same tree collapsed during a bad storm this winter; heartbroken. the whole inside was a hull, shivering and empty. it missed our roof by a whisper, almost like it held itself together so it couldn't pass a hole into the house it's been looking into for years now. the people who took it away clicked their teeth. it was a hundred years old, at least.

there are things that went extinct in my lifetime. there are memories that don't extend to the tip of the finger. four years ago, for the first time: i saw a bald eagle in the wild. ever since they've been sprouting strangely in my life, their origami frames hunched in a racket of brown feathers. something in the motion of wild animals braced against the new england weather - like we all (all of nature, all of the fingertip) have the same shared hate when it's cold sorrow. like in years and years and years of history we never really evolved a better method than to close your eyes and brace yourself against it.

i saw a butterfly today, staggering drunkenly in the early spring air. it's too early for her other friends. i want to tuck her back into bed and say it's not your time yet! her life like a pinprick in my own. in butterfly school they'd have to stretch out their scales and say - at the end of your furthest wing is where you are in the life of a human. she is in my life, isn't she. something about how my heart seized at the sight of her, so brave and lonely and unfair; and how it snowed yesterday (and will snow again, probably), and how, in spite of that, she was out there and flying.

something about waking up this morning and thinking - i'm too old for this. how my hips and knees and back all make new noises. how the other day at a grocery store i picked up the gloves an older woman had dropped, how she'd laughed and thanked me - i can't bend down like you young folks anymore.

something about the theory that there's been no visible life on other planets because we are too early. that we are the first butterfly of spring. all this bravery. we know it is probably hopeless, and still we go. breathless, the same tactic - we brace against the cold.

#spilled ink #sat down to write about you #wrote about how crocodiles can climb trees oops

[gunsatthaphan]

👁️👄👁️.

#hidden agenda #hidden agenda ep8 #joongdunk #jokezo #joke x zo #joong archen #dunk natachai #gmmtv #thai bl #bl drama #yo..... #ngl im losing my mind a little bit over this #zo: im not ready #also zo: continues to climb joke like a tree #jkdshjkfgdf #tee briefing JD before this scene: okay listen......these bitches have only friends airing 24 hours before us #so yall HAVE to bring your A game

[yourangle-yuordevil]

Once he gets a taste you know how it is...

#you all wanted Aziraphale to climb him like a tree and I've heard your prayers loud and clear u-u #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #aziraphale x crowley #il lenzuolino trinato di Aziraphale è tutto <3 #accessori da nonna #Porchetta time!! (ormai l'ox ribs saranno sempre porchetta per noi ahahah) #if you are wondering where is Crowley's shirt the answer is he's a s1ut your honor i don't make the rules #porchetta time #good omens comic

[x-ourrayofsunshine-x]

okay so….Ray and the DD Spider shirt….

#this gorgeous fucking guy over here #given the chance i would climb him like a goddamn tree #as if my life depended on it #like a fuckin pro #mcr #how can anyone NOT love him #my chemical romance #mcrmy #mcr5 #mychemicalromamce #ray toro #ray-fucking-toro

[checkertrains]

Lucifer would definitely have a list y’all, believe me‼️ I saw it with my own eyes

#fanart #hazbin hotel #adam hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel adam #adam #hazbin adam #first man adam #hazbin art #hazbin hotel fanart #adamapple #adamsapple #guitarduck #eden adam #lucifer hazbin hotel fanart #lucifer hazbin hotel #angel lucifer #lucifer #hazbin lucifer #lucifer hazbin #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer morningstar #lucifer magne #checkertrains #Lucifer would climb Adam like a tree #he definitely would

[webonchin]

OoOooooo I've been feeling weird(⁠･ั⁠ω⁠･ั⁠) (bad kinda way) so excuse me

Dreamling daddies as a treat for myself from my nightmare child au, bunch of doodles I had there lying around about their little (literal) nightmare,they grow so fast *wipes tear away*

#la creatura #Dusk probably doesn't like that humans only have 2 arms #the only bad thing about going unnoticed in the waking world #climbing Hob like he's a tree #nghhh i have a weakness about Hob with kids ...let him dilf #enjoy my wholesome art while you can #because I have so many things on mind... #nightmare child au #parents au #dreamling #my art #dream of the endless #hob gadling