#*taps microphone* is this thing on?

[happystarzarchive]

never truly getting over their pre relationship shtick Sorry

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#the world of mr plant #twomp #my art #plargos #<- well pre relationship . whateber #ive said this one billion times before but i shall say it once more THIS ERA SHOULDVE LASTED SO MUCH LONGER #the onesidedness …. the Devotion ……. the absolute YEARNING for something that may never be ………. youguys get me right #taps microphone is this thing on

[rebelband]

#[art] #[2023] #[tlr] #swtcpn #(don't tag as suggestive.) #taps microphone. hmm. is this thing on? hello fellow sweet/cap'n likers how are we tonight . #(of which I am the only one awake right now and (stuffs drywall into my mouth (stuffs drywall into my--

[yakool-foolio]

A new Master Detective arrives on the crime scene. Fresh off his two years of training, he's still got a lot to learn, but he's got the hearty conviction the WDO needs. Manifested from his keen eye for details and tendency to overthink, his Forte allows him to perceive a person's well-hidden lies through subtle mannerisms revealing their true intentions. And his name is Apollo Justice.

#*taps microphone* is this thing on? #compelled to combine my two strongest brainrots once again #not tagging this as an au (yet) #cause if i did people might ask me stuff n i'd be like UH UHHH UHHHHHH #maybe after me n my buds finish apollo justice's trilogy i'll actually elaborate on this #master detective archives: rain code #rain code #apollo justice

[ncruuk]

FIC - The Captain and her Captain Ch7 UPDATE

It's all getting a bit much for Raffi...but she finds a friend - read on in ch 7 or go start at the beginning

#janeway x seven #seven of nine #ncruuk #fanfic #taps fandom microphone....is this thing on? #seven x janeway #kathryn janeway

[berrywarbler]

the rubies that i gave up (seblaine)

part 1- the burgundy on my t-shirt

He has no idea what time it is, he feels like he just arrived at Sebastian’s apartment but the story that the coffee table tells proves the contrary. There’s an empty bottle of wine sitting next to its twin that is almost as empty and a brand new one just waiting to be opened. The faint crackling of a record that had long since stopped playing is their only background noise as they laugh with each other. Seated on Sebastian’s floor, Sebastian leaning against the couch, Blaine against the ottoman. This is the third time in a week that he’s found himself in this position. “You’re ridiculous,” the shorter murmurs as he stretches his legs out, letting his feet settle in Sebastian’s lap. “You really think that I believe you have never thought about kissing me?” They’ve been shamelessly flirting for months and there was no end in sight. They’d been teased relentlessly by their peers and Blaine was more than ready to give in but Sebastian was playing harder to get. 

It was endearing.

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#seblaine #seblaine fic #blaine anderson #sebastian smythe #glee fic #reposting this bc i had myself blocked from showing up in tAGS bc i'm an IDIOT #god #*taps microphone* is this thing on #im L and im the old hag witch that lives in the caves of the seblaine fandom and only comes out once every hundred years #this will be a 4 or 5 part series i haven't decided yet

[solarblue]

going on hrt so i can better stagger around dramatically whispering what have i done in a gravelly dead-to-the-world voice. gender-affirmative bags under my eyes and perpetual 5 o'clock shadow standing out starkly in the bathroom mirror with claw marks on the floor. if i dont look like the number one suspect of the town werewolf i dont want it

#or something idk #solar talk #i need to look like a buff will graham. is this thing on. tapping the microphone.

[dogdaddetective]

"Yeah, the more I learn about people-- the more I love my dog."

indie && semi. private hank anderson rp blog for detroit: become human crossover // au // canon divergent friendly. || carrd wip.

#detroit become human rp #dbh rp #rp promo #[ taps microphone ] is this thing on

[niuxita21]

#madre solo hay dos #ana servín #mariana herrera #shitty screencap posts (TM) #*taps microphone* is this thing on? #yeah I finally put on my big girl pants and started season 3 #I wasn't planning to until I knew exactly what the endgame was to avoid any nasty surprises #but it appears I did such a good job at avoiding spoilers that I couldn't seem to find them no matter how hard I tried to run into them #(without actually going actively looking for them that is) #but I finally managed to piece together an approximate idea of what they went with via context clues and deductive reasoning #so we are a go for shitty screencap posts and tag vomit #starting with this masterpiece inspired by what ceci said #I can't believe she is the biggest in-show shipper what a stroke of genius #I am also loving the very much anti-homophobia message that's being weaved throughout #from all the times the actual word 'homophobic' was uttered in a single episode which was pretty cool #to the fact that juan carlos spend half the episode yapping about how AnA iS nOt A lEsBiAnnnnn #but the SECOND ro was like 'I'd rather my mom be a liar than in a relationship with another woman' he jumped to ana's defense #like 'yo that's messed up there's nothing wrong with your mom being gay just with her making shit up to win a lawsuit there's a difference' #and you know what there IS and I think they're toeing that line quite well idk #anyways we'll see I guess but I just had to make this because it tickled me #sorry for the shitty resolution I can never get it right for text posts le sigh

[nirnrootic]

me explaining the prospect of erden slowly absorbing the imbued energy of dagoth ur from voryn's mask, to the point of being able to penetrate the dreamscape of others

#ooc. #erden testing his abilities: (taps ur brain like a microphone) is this thing on

[ragsy]

How many of my shitposts do people have to attribute to cecil whats his face before I cave and finally listen to wtnv

#ragsycon exclusive #I've tried before in the past #and i enjoyed the content of the podcast #but i just can't do shows where the whole thing is one guy speaking sedately into a microphone #if there's no wacky banter between characters then I'm afraid i have to tap out

[nazumichi]

if no one’s gonna make up messed up things about characters no one cares about then well. time for me to step up.

#raii talks a lot #*taps microphone* do you think marie ever thinks about leaving the city out of “that one good deed” that everyone keeps talking about that #she doesn’t understand for a thing in the world. leaving out of “business purposes” and being on thin ice with everyone there and it’s her #home but it never lets her rest and step out this role for even a second and she’s tired man she’s tired #no well that’s what I’m here for

[hofftrans]

ocd gang idk if this is just me but do you ever get the thing where you're like "I can't think about (x) oc or character because I'm fixated with a different character at the moment and so if I start to pay attention to a new character it will ruin my enjoyment of other character and also be/feel wrong and it is not the time right now to enjoy other media u have to enjoy (x) specific media right now"

#also just got diagnosed with adhd so its an adhd ocd combo thing #but like i get it with what videogames im allowed to play to bc like i feel like playing fnv or skyrim because id like to work on ocs for #them but i just got tears of the kingdom and ive wanted it for ages so now i feel like im not allowed to play anything but that #tapping microphone aggressively does this make sense to anyone

[everymlmhybrid]

You're just jealous because I'M his favorite little lab rat

#.txt #*taps the microphone loud as fuck and blares feedback into ur ears* is this thing on

[jaxxedup]

Just a tag dump!

#The silly rabbit - IC #Hey what's up new fella - ASK #I'm a real troublemaker - STATUS #*Taps microphone* Is this thing on - OOC #Y'know what thats cool - AES #That one insufferable me - DASHCOM #You crack me up - CRACK #He’s little crazy deranged - HEADCANONS #Plotting something evil - DASHGAMES #It's purple it's me - SELF #He even has a key to your room - MUSINGS #I get away with war crimes - RP MEMES #You can have my spotlight for a second - PROMO #Yeahhh you're a NPC - ANON

[labiainheritor]

What are y'all getting up to in here?

#*taps microphone* is this thing on?

[leclercenjoyer]

burdened by terrible visions of the future from a higher power (my brain)

#perhaps if i do not speak it then it shant come to fruition... or perhaps if i speak it then i will jinx it from existence... #how do these things work. taps microphone hello how do i stop my horrible prophecies #disclaimer this is jokes #mostly