#1 french fries

[wtfcl0ud]

yall need to make sure i dont fuck up my last yr at uni bc i need to graduate with like allegedly first class honours but i'll really take just graduating ok thanks!

#like mondays ok i wont skip bc i hv french lit but after tht i hv a span class likely convo n i hate convo #tho i'm not sure bc convo usually has 3 options n the one with 3 options this time is on tues n online so idk #even if it's not convo i hate all span classes n now i'm likely not getting the minor why bother???? #tues i hv the online span class at 8-10 thing is i hv a physical french class at 10-11 so the best option is leaving home to get the 6 bus #n arrive at uni for 8 n go to class from there #but also i cld just uh stay home attend class skip the french bc it's 1 hr of listening n then i hv apparenlty 5? hrs of class from2 #so i'll just go in for those yah #wed im free yipee #thurs i hv a 2 hr fren class. alone tht's so skippable why go to uni for 2 hrs when i can stay home???? sorry my commute is legit like 4+hr #then fri i hv 3 hrs in the afternoon from 3 wont skip bc it's my elective n a span course #n like my elective is full coursework also so are fren n span so like not bad i shld be able to even myb bring up my gpa #i'll just hv one exam n tht's fren lit ew cringe #but really im just not feeling all of this bleh #cloud nonsense

[royalarmyofoz]

shoutout to the Wendy's employee who shoved a larges worth of fries into my small container. i love you, truly

#i will NOT let myself cry about french fries on day 1 of my period

[sprinklina]

#awful horrible nsft jokes in the tags in 3 2 1 #what hex color do you think it is #i need to be on him like pigeons on french fries #by the time im done with him... to shreds i say #i could invent an entire new hole #i need him. i need him NEEEOOOOOWWWWW #can you tell the anonymous fictive is fronting . the dungeon meshi fictive . sorry

[grrl-beetle]

French Fries - Southside

#youtube #music #French Fries #Southside #ClekClekBoom #Paris Club Music #Volume 1

[swirling-orbs-of-disorder]

High Calorie Climbing by Tatsuya Tanaka

マック食らいみんぐ the scaling the heights of cornball punnery

Japanese McDonald's is the best McDonald's.

#miniature calendar #mini scenes #diorama #scale 1/64 #fast food #french fries #crispy fries #burger joints #outdoor fun #climb every mountain #may 19

[bibleofficial]

so ive accidentally stayed up WAY TOO FUCKIN LATE w my ethiopian KING - i went to take pics for this class & baked & we ran into each other on the stairwell & then we went to his place to drop his bags & for ciggys (where we grabbed LI & GOT HIM TO SMOKE TOO before he went upstairs again) & the 2 of us sent on a walk so i could take pics for this one clase & boy howdy did i learn SO much, also btw ethiopia is currently, still, in a civil war

#stream #hes absolutely fascinating like girl we both chat SO much & hes also on topic bc i derail SO fucking much & then we’ll go on tangent then #subtangetn then he’ll get us back to what we were talking abt but i literally Cannot Do That im juts like oh um… what we were taling abt #anyway #yea its 3am & i need to be up at 10am #ALSO i had tea w the chinese flatmates bc i saw arthur & i got to learn so much & also yen je explained different parts of chinese grammar #etc & it turns out that he is INTERESTED IN LEARNIGN SPANISH SO WERK IM GOING TO HELP & ALSO I MET THE OTHER FLATMATE TODAY TOO #girl ive been playing the sims w myself i’ll be talking to someone then do the little like person+ (green bar) like frendshop increased #persuasion increase d #so albert(o) is from mexico city bc i also was like is ur name albert ? sick um yea is it like actually alberto just curious xx so hes #alberto now #& arthur told me his real mame but i forgot bc literally im still running on the 4hrs sleep i got last night like yall i was like wow i #pigged out last night haha - literally bc i ate an entire bag of baby carrots - so i thought im not hungry ? no girl ur colon just full so i #just havent eaten bc then i was going to after my irst class today but i saw the chinese & harassed them until it was like 15mins until i #had to haul ass to get to the japanese class & girl … i know i was such a bitch i was losing my mind it was 2hrs & she was like ‘we will #only use an hour !’ BUT NO WE USED THE WHOLE HOUR I NEED THESE WEEABOO AS MFS TO SLOW DOWN #i FULLY dont know what im doing & these bitches r soeaking sentences & also 1 guy was arguing w the professor like girl .. shes literally #japanese ur going to have to take this L like ur british thru & thru baby #so anyway #im going to go make french fries in the baking sheet that might give me cancer #ive also never used a baking sheet to make french fries im sry i just dont get to eat these in the states bc i love hating myself ? #ive been eating so much mayo i love peri peri omg … kewpie mayo …… im squatting

[wickedlittlewordsmith]

Hi, Redd!! 4, 5, 23, and 26 for the ask game

Silly Questions!

4.  Mythical creature you think/believe is real?

The fae, 1000%

5.  Favorite form of potato?

AHHH!!! I love all types of potatoes! Um...hmm...it's probably a tie between loaded mashed potatoes and french fries! Especially if the french fries are dipped in, like, a chocolate shake, which sounds super weird but is really good

23.  Do you wear jewelry?

Before last month, the answer would be a resounding "no" bc I don't like the feel of jewelry most of the time. Now, though, I wear a ring that used to belong to my mom despite sometimes being overwhelmed/overstimulated by it

26.  How’s your spice tolerance?

It's ridiculously and absurdly high, which is funny bc I used to hate spicy things when I was a kid. Now I can't get enough of it!

Thanks for sending things in!!! 💚

#☩│redd speaks #about me #fun fact about the french fries & shake thing: it's very common for people with adhd to have cravings for sugar and carbs #they give that really quick hit of dopamine! #so it's a 2-in-1 deal for me! #outpastthebrakers

[pollsjustpolls]

#poll #polls #1 week poll #food #potato #potatoes #french fries #hash browns #mashed potatoes #fried potatoes #roasted potatoes #yes potatoes #no potatoes

[lovelyprincessn64]

McPokemon meals

#art blog #artist on tumblr #fanart #french fries #chicken nuggets #fast food #chicken #mcdonald's #pikachu #pikachu and eevee #eevee art #foodshare #food lover #foodblogger #junk food #food aesthetic #90s anime #electric type #normal type #gen 1 #pokemon day #game freak #nintendo characters #nintendo fanart #nintendo #traditional art #ash ketchum #fanart anime #anime fandom #manga

[altruistic-meme]

let’s write heavy emotions before work, they said. it’ll be fine, they said. i won’t be in tears as i get dressed for my job.  

#GODS this wasn't my brightest idea #2700 words into this one-shot sweet hot french fried potatos #(517 words written in 15min during a sprint with another writer! DAMN) #anyways i'm either 1/2 or 2/3 done with it but idk #i do need to get ready for work tho :[ #FUCK #i just want to write the pain!!! #the hurt/comfort!!!! leave me BE #shh ac #wip: we all need a soft place to fall

[pointsfortrying]

woe to feel nostalgia for a culture that had never been your own yet you had participated in for years,,,,,

#rye rambles #saw some photos of italy and mention of santa lucia.... #we'd leave out grains for her donkey once in elementary school the class set up a lil place for santa lucia #and the next day the grains were scattered on the floor bc of the teachers ofc but our tiny kids minds were blown!! #head in hands #italy had Several issues but god i miss miss the vibes #never rly got to explore the town i lived in (bla bla mental health stuff) and i regret it constantly! #my memory is So shot bc of repression etc but the few things i do remember that are good are just... holds gently #library and parks my beloveds #that one underground furniture store that had the Tiniest arm chair #the one store out of the way that only had 1 display window and it was filled with katanas #christmas market and also thursday(?) markets that guy who gave me an apple for free but i didnt like apples so i gave it to my sister #running around the fountain in the duomo and getting splashed by stray droplets #the pizzeria store and the food trucks that sold french fries #it rly just is that isnt it you'll always miss the things you don't have anymore #always regret not having cherished the good things more #and thats okay #i cherish the few positive memories i have and i try to cherish what i got now more as well even if its hard #sdfjklsdlk #ignore me i am just having Thoughts #been in a vibe recently contemplating just how #different my life is #things change #and its weird #but it doesnt have to be all bad #simply... thinks...

[caemthe]

     FRIEND ACQUIRED!

#master. º ( juanjo. ) #dc. º ( haaa? ) #/ he's gonna buy the biggest french fries just for one ( 1 ) birdoni

[sodrippy]

fuck quebec fr why did you ruin loaded fries w gravy i hate you stupid nasty french people

#unstanning sanji for the food crimes of his people #they put gravy in my general tsos poutine and it wasnt even listed in the description #and NO dont say but val if youre ordering poutine shouldnt you assume there will always be gravy #NO. i should not. bc they still list fries and cheese curds in all of them and the other versions lists gravy so why are they lying to me #i hate gravy so much 1. it tastes yucky 2. its all the meats i do not consume #french fries from maccas or whatever w the beef oil is fine bc french fries are yummyyyyyyy. gravy is fahking nasty

[nemxricultrix]

(my bitch ass 100% intends to make the Inness Grilly Cheese tomorrow when I get things cleaned up in my house as a TREAT. Burgers can wait grilled cheese is a god send.)

#ooc #Ngl when I was growing up we weren't the wealthiest folk and my parents worked a lot so cheap easy to make foods became common in the house #As a result I'm more for creature comfort foods over anything fancy. #Like a good pbj with apple jelly and some crunchy peanut butter on lightly toasted bread or grilled cheese or some fried eggs n spam #If it was cheap and we could stock up for a bit usually it was something to eat #And as an adult dead ass I would prefer the life $1-$3 cup noodle with a little extra salt n pepper+egg over something fancier #That doesn't mean I don't enjoy food that requires effort i just run on low energy and only just got back to work earlier this month #So things that are easier or are convenient to pack for lunch/dinner are infinitely more welcome than life 60 step French bougie meat hock #Also huge tip for those who make meatloaf try some soy sauce and mixing a little bit of tumeric into the meat with some lighter ketchup gla #I PROMISE it you will not be disappointed

[unnamedmedicalprofessional]

Things that both happen in the same episode of doctor who

(content warning for dark humour and references to various morbid topics)

1.A thoughtful and moving depiction of suicidal depression/The Doctor fights a giant invisible chicken

2.An iraq war allegory involving aliens that cut off human skin and wear it/those aliens also fart a lot and laugh about it

3.The Doctor is tortured for billions of years in a metaphor for the incremental nature of moving on from grief/doors are revealed to be canonically sentient and mad at everyone and the doctor makes a psychic link with one

4.The Doctor grapples with the consequences of abandoning his friend because he cannot face the inevitability of her death/aliens make kids into geniuses by feeding them french fries fried in space oil so they can hack into the universe, they are then killed by said french fry oil

5.A man must deal with his loved one's inevitable death from a terminal illness/the doctor flys a sleigh pulled by a flying shark while wearing a santa hat

6.The Doctor accidentally causes his companion to be killed then brought back only to be trapped in a dystopia for ten years mutilated and dehumanized/missy dabs

7.The endpoint of the human race is revealed to be them mutilating themselves putting their heads in spheres and sadistically murdering other humans for fun/The Doctor becomes tinkerbell jesus

8.The Doctor admits that he's seen so many people die that he's lost count and become numb to it/the villains evil plan revolves around burning a sea monsters poop as fuel

9.The Doctor grapples with the ethical implications of the death penalty/a farting alien tries to blow up a town and then escape on a space surfboard

10.The Doctor abandons his companion for 30 years and then erases a version of her from existence against her will/a robot is killed by getting hit on the head by a replica of the mona lisa

#doctor who #doctorwho #twelfthdoctor #eleventhdoctor #tenth doctor #ninth doctor #twelfth doctor #eleventh doctor #the tenth doctor #10th doctor #new who #dr who

[bibleofficial]

i’m the WORSTTT bc i’ll say ‘i’m on my way’ but that literally just means i’m getting dressed & i’ll leave in a half hour 😭😭

#stream #ALSKALSKLAKSLAKALKS #LIKE 😭😭😭😭 #why do i do that #‘i’m on my way ! let me get high first but i’ll be there <3’ #also i’m just tired & hungover bc last night i got drunk w omar again & we were just drinking whisky & i #cannot be trusted w it i just drink it like water it’s BAD #so then we went on a walk w his flatmate that was VERY VERY drunk but he’s baby so .. expected ALSKALSKALKSLAKSLA then i came home & they #finished his walk & i made french fries then brought them down to them & they said they liked them but omar was like ‘too spicy’ like bro uy #yemeni how are u saying ur outspiced THE FRENCH SAID THEY WERE VERY GOOD THOUGH SO 1 FRENCH PERSON I RESPECT #i don’t even know his name i just know i was being too loud bc when i’m drunk i just get loud & also i’m american & while we were down there #some girl yelled out her window ‘hey !!! shut the fuck up !!!!’ & i started yelling back i don’t even remember what i said probably ‘who the #fuck do u think ur talkin to ?’ #anyway #then went back to the conversation but the others were. a bit more sober it seems bc it was just a congregation chatting then dispersal & i #came home & decided i needed to vomit so i did & i was watching this kurtis conner video on modern vikings & the clips were just so cringe i #couldn’t vomit i just 😐 w the toothbrush in my throat #‘like i’m truly pathetic but even i’m looking down on whoever is speaking’ ALSKALSKAKSKALJSAKJSLAJSL #anyway now i’m awake & said ‘i’m on my way!’ like 25 min ago AKSKAKKSLAKSLAKSLAKSLAJSLAKSLA