#1000 years of death

[skykashi]

I really love this so much 😂 I can't stop watching it 🤣🤣

#kakashi #naruto #hatake kakashi #kakashi hatake #uzumaki naruto #naruto uzumaki #pain #akatsuki pain #naruto cosplay #itsKingChris #1000 years of death

[mistythecatt]

this is my experience of naruto as a pie chart

i think i need a new pair of lungs now

#naruto #1000 years of death #*wheeze*

[giselles-dumping-hat]

soooo,, i may have failed to mention a certain something regarding the pmd AU I made :]

Meet Noel's true/demon form!!! Little Guy

#witchs heart #whnoc #witch's heart #noel levine #pokemon #pmd #mimikyu #alolan ninetales #my art #fun fact i drew these back in june but i wanted to share them once i finished drawing the demons as pokemon #and then uh.. procreate gave up on me for some months #got it back now tho 👍 just need to get around to drawing zizel #but yea i just decided to post these noel's by themselves bc lmao its been 5 months #cw eye imagery #ask to tag #anyways i find the ninetales-mimikyu thing rrrlly silly #since mimikyu is cursed with anyone who sees its true form dying #and touching a ninetales tail may curse you #and ninetales can live for 1000 years :) #i dont think the specific mimikyu death curse would follow through in this au #buttt. it would have some pretty interesting implications for that scene at the end of noel's scenario huh? :)

[dnd-smash-pass-vs]

On the left, Orog! 7 ft (2.1 m) tall, they're basically the underdark version of the mountain orc. However, while everyone else who goes to the underdark turns evil, these orcs just improved thier smithing and came back basically the same. just got a trade degree and a bit pale. Tougher and more knowledgeable than the average orc, that's the power of an honest education in a trade you enjoy. If you're interested in an orc that would be forklift certified, this one's for you!

On the right, Death Knight! Corrupted paladins brought back by dark magic. Used to be fighters and rangers too, but 5e changed that. They can't heal anymore, but spells like Hold Person or Command might interest you! The most famous knight even turned into one of this due to a tragic romance, they've got that corrupted good thing going on!

#orog #death knight #smash or pass #dnd 5e #dnd #d&d #5e #d&d 5e #seriously every single thing that goes from aboveground to underdark goes evil #from latent magic or mindflayers or torture or just the harsh survival conditions #and these orcs just went there and back unfazed #like just figured out smithing and better mining and came back 1000s of year later #bigger and stronger and ready to go back to thier old normal ways. just with better stuff now. fucking legends. #I mean yeah the book acts like they're meaner cause they started bullying thier weaker mountain orc cousins that didn't go to the caves #but that's kinda just normal behavior? as if those mountain orcs wouldnt do the same it the orogs came back weaker?

[jynersq]

gareth edwards HAD to kill jyn and cassian because if my good bitch jyn elizabeth lyra erso-andor had lived she would simply not have allowed kylo ren to live long enough to kickstart another fascist regime. that’s my truth and i stand in it

#you RUIN jyn erso’s hard-won peace?? #you try to take AWAY jyn erso’s quiet life with her beloved husband cassian andor and their 2.5 children?? #DEATH!! DEATH TO KYLO FOR 1000 YEARS!! #or if not death then a little maiming perhaps. she’s a one-woman scared straight program #r1 #jc

[dianalandia]

Mimicat on her way to slay in the Grand Final 

#this woman will give 1000% on that stage like she's always done #with the almost nothing rtp has given her #it's all her voice and her presence and her charisma #tptb apparently felt threatened by our potential so they put us in the death slot after austria nonetheless to obliterate us completely #but it doesn't matter #no matter where she places at the end i will always be very proud of what she's done #this year senhora do mar lost its first place on my list of favourite songs we've taken to the eurovision and was replaced by ai coração #que o 13 de maio esteja connosco. ámen #mimicat #portugal #esc #esc23 #eurovision song contest #MEU

[clonerightsagenda]

The irony of reading That section of Dungeon Meshi yesterday and today having to say goodbye to the 19.75 year old cat I grew up with

#we got my brother on facetime (he also just read dm) and he went yeah kat don't you wish every species lived the exact same time span #not 1000 years #cw: animal death

[tangledinink]

How did Donnie react to the oops babies? How did he know these eggs were different than the other ones?

oh gosh. vague, unsure hand motions. i haven't thought about it too much yet, since it's not really a part of my plan for the main story and therefore not the focus, and also like. shrugs. turtle biology??? mutant biology??? what a mystery. so idk what exactly a pregnancy would look like for them, though i do think they'd know about the existence of kiddos before any eggs actually entered the world.

i think that donnie would have a lot of feelings about it, like, you know, most people would, and there'd definitely be a lot of fear/anxiety/uncertainty (esp at the beginning) for a lot of reasons. but at that stage of his life, he is also in a really good, steady relationship with his partner,,, and has the support of his family,,, and it's definitely not like he HATES the idea of a Mini Him, he just hadn't planned on it so soon,,, (and also he is kind of, like. curious about the Whole Situation,,, scientist brain lighting up,,,)

he and sorrelshine definitely, like, go over all the pros and cons and discuss it at leNGTH on sEVERAL occasions before they come to any conclusion about what they're gonna do about it. but eventually, it's kinda just like...

fuck it, we ball. y'know?

#i say with some degree of hyperbole #obvs its something that they take very seriously and thoroughly consider before deciding anything #but they do eventually decide as a unit that its something that they want and are willing to go through with and commit to etc etc etc #im also like! not 1000% sure what the woRLD looks like when this happens in my mind #because i think something ive decided recently is that #like #i dont think i want an apocalypse timeline for gemini au #in the sense that like..... i dont think there's a doomed timeline? i dont like that. it makes me sad #i think there's just. one timeline. where there IS an invasion. and there is an 'apocalypse.' #but where!!! in the end!!! they win! #it takes some time and a hell of a lot of moxie but i think the turtle gang takes the win for team earth and eventually curbstomp the kraan #so theres no death of any siblings. no sending cj back in time on his own. none of that #just a period where things are Very Rocky and Complicated and then an eventual end to that #i think i like that for gemini au #i think thats what makes me happiest #ill just take the bits of apocalypse aus that i LIKE and leave the parts i dont u w u coz apoc aus are! very fun. lots of rooms for like #shenanigans and such. i just dont like the SAD BITS you dig? but so i think that there is a very real chance that they are like #in early-ish Apocalypse Years when donnie is infected with Baby #so thats also an element to the decision. if that makes sense #gemini au asks #gemini asks #asks #anon #tw pregnancy #cw pregnancy #kinda

[aceofintuition]

POV you are tabitha and made a perfectly reasonable suggestion based on information gathered since Groudon’s awakening

#pokemon #magma admin tabitha #magma leader maxie #pokemon tabitha #pokemon maxie #pokemon ORAS #ORAS #miette #oh! heat death for hoenn! heat death for hoenn for 1000 years!

[i-will-steal-your-knees]

All my fellow Mechanisms fans out there, this one’s for you

After spending a bit of time here on tumblr dot com, I haven’t seen anyone talk about this but. I believe that good old first name Gunpowder last name Tim caused the events of HNOC. Let me explain

The first and most important piece of evidence is the music. During DTTM, when they’re describing Tim’s death, the music playing is the intro to HNOC. It only seems important because of what music they use for everyone else (like Lost in the Cosmos for Brian, and I think either Hades or Lucky Sevens for Ashes, etc. (I don’t remember for the rest of them)). But like. Tim isn’t really tied in any way to HNOC thematically or narratively, as far as we know (and if we’re talking about music that’s thematically relevant for the character, referencing GTVTMK would make more sense I think?)

The other evidence I will present has more to do with the lore of the albums. Tim specifically steals the largest gunship to ever be created. And as evidenced by the scale of Fort Galfridian and the fact that the person in charge of it was a general, it makes sense that this civilization would have the technological and military capability to create said gunship. And we know Tim went on a murder spree, so maybe that’s why no one was responding to their distress calls? And then, of course, Tim finally dies by crashing into a space station (not wearing his seatbelt). At the start of HNOC, Fort Galfridian is already in disrepair and in a decaying orbit, and what better to leave it that way than being crashed into by the largest gunship ever? (And, tying in with the first piece of evidence, the music referenced was of course that of the one album that *took place on* a space station.)

Anyways, yeah, that’s my one hot spicy Mechanisms theory, feel free to reblog with anything to add/anything I might’ve missed

#the mechanisms #the mechs #gunpowder tim #high noon over camelot #HNOC #death to the mechanisms #dttm #ashes o'reilly #drumbot brian #gunpowder tim vs the moon kaiser #gtvtmk #mechanisms spoilers #<- is that a thing? #anyways hope this reaches all 10 of you guys /j #hey we made it to all 10 (/j again) #wait that’s more than 10 now #if this gets to 100 notes #I will literally spend 1000 years in the sun

[fake-married-my-dead-fiance]

I cannot and will not ever get over Jang Uk beating up Park Dang-gu in Death's Game

You take my beloved friends from Alchemy of Souls and you do this?!?!?

#death's game spoilers #death's game #you can't do that to me!!! #how #jail for 1000 years

[helianthus21]

yeah i can't find the post but my point was Inzaghi was absolutely putting all of Vin's close ones under his protection and we were robbed of a scene where Han-seok was trying to strangle Han-seo with his bare hands only for Inzaghi to show up out of nowhere and pick out his eyes fr

#inzaghi #vincenzo #jang han seo #inzaghi: you hurt hooman's lil bro? death for fake big bro! death for a 1000 years!

[theawkwardvirgin]

Doing an Early Church study and they casually hit us with “the ten thousand martyrs [from a single city/location]” and “So many were killed on a single day that the axe, blunted and worn out by the slaughter, was broken in pieces, while the exhausted executioners had to be periodically relieved.”

Then you look it up and learn that, yes, the martyrdom of ten thousand people in Nicomedia is supported by historical documents and they can actually specify it likely happened in the year 303 A.D. under the beginning of Diocletian’s reign.

Historians estimate that between 250 and 311 A.D, 60,000 Catholics were martyred. That’s around 1,000 a year, or three a day, for SIXTY YEARS.

“✨We are the granddaughters of the witches you couldn’t burn.✨” Oh yeah? Well we’re the descendants of the Catholics you couldn’t kill. Of people who stood firm in the face of horrors beyond comprehension, who knew that hours or days of pain was nothing compared to the ecstasy that awaited them. I pray that I can have a fraction of their courage and dignity, a hint of their resolve and charity.

Holy martyrs, pray for us.

#catholic #catholicism #christianity #religion #catholic nerdstuff #martyrs #martyrdom #“Why are you Catholic?” #Because only one Church has endured for over 2000 years #Only one Church can trace their roots directly back to the apostles in an unbroken line of succession #Only one Church can look at documents written around 100 A.D. by students of the apostles themselves and say #‘Yes. This is what we teach and have taught from the very beginning’ #Because only a Church that offers truth could’ve survived such horrific persecution when it had barely left infancy #Because it is only empowered by God that 100s of 1000s of men women and children could face persecution torture and death without flinching

[solradguy]

Some clowns are posting about it in the tag and I've gotten a bunch of new followers recently interested in GG Strive, so I just wanna take a sec and remind everyone that Strive's arcade mode, the part of the game where Bridget (with encouragement from Goldlewis and Ky to decide for herself how she wishes to identify) decides that she is a girl after all, doesn't have "bad" endings. It's not like the last games where certain routes lead to really obviously unfortunate outcomes. Bridget being referred to with she/her pronouns in text (like her official bio and ArcSys tweets) confirms that the ending where she realizes that she is a girl after all is her canon ending for the arcade mode. ArcSys do their localization (ie, translations) in-house so saying it's a mistranslation doesn't have even a toe to stand on either.

And for the love of all life PLEASE stop using machine translators for Japanese. They are all notoriously bad at Japanese because of how nuanced the language is. Yes, even DeepL.

#groomed #textpost #Sorry I keep posting about this specifically but god I wish I had encouragement back when I was questioning like Bridget #Goldlewis and Ky being supportive and making sure that Bridget makes this decision on her own but that she also knows she has support for- #-whichever decision she decides to make just hits me right in the feels #All trans people being into being trans is a stupid fucking no braincells take #I'm trans but I didn't know it was something you were allowed to do until I was like 20 #Everything I knew about trans people before then depicted them as a joke or everyone hated them or they 'regretted' it bc it was a story- #-written by some transphobe shithead #I WISH I had someone who sat me down and was like 'this is a thing you can do if it feels right to you but it's only a decision u can make' #I ALWAYS knew something wacky was going on with my gender but I never confronted it until I was like 24 #I had these feelings DESPITE being raised in an environment EXTREMELY hostile towards trans people #So fuck you if you think trans people can only be groomed into being trans #I wasted so many years hating myself and who I was because I thought if I changed my gender I would be hated and a joke #Then I finally did it and I'm so happy with myself now #I used to legit be unable to look at myself in the mirror I hated myself so much #Now I'm fucking jacked and wear whatever I want and I love myself so much #I'll crush every transphobe skull under my giant goth boot #Shit your guts out & die 1000 agonizing deaths if you think Bridget didn't make this decision on her own based on feelings she's always had #Her and I are transitioning in different directions (I'm trans masc) but her story is so relatable #I have absolutely no tolerance for anyone talking bad about her and I will fight on this hill until the day I die

[cptnghoulowl]

I'm still crying because it's over but I NEED to make a poll so LETS DO ITTTT

Put your votes in bois, fandom never truly ends and this is just the beginning. I'm honestly so glad I got to experience this show in real time with y'all it's been so fun.

#buddy daddies #the correct answer is that ugly ass goatee btw #I HATE IT #BURN IT #JAIL. JAIL TO KAZUKI FOR 1000 YEARS #on another note #Oginos death was BRUTAL and I LOVED it #he deserved all that and more that sick fuck

[ziracona]

#literally only making this so I can vote for Chuck. Walt can die in 1000 hellfires but at least he had the decency to apologize to his wife #save jessie and then go get shot and die on the floor. Chuck does nothing but elitist internal monologues - betray his baby sibling - use #anyone's affection esp for him as a weapon against them and their loved ones - and lie #If he looked me in the eye and gave a monologue about sending me to prison after faking a mental health crisis so I'd commit a felony to #save him and said it was to make me a better person and I have to see he's right then I would beat him to death to death with a shovel then #and there. Jimmy deserves 1000 years joy and life for having to talk to him. I can't believe he loves him. I can't believe in spite of ever #he loves and suffers for him again and again and Chuck refuses to do anything but hate him for being imperfect when he was 9 #I would cut off my own hand to beat chuck to death with it #I feel a rage on par with my hatred of John Kramer #better call saul