#AND AS IT HAPPENED 🫵

[saintchaser]

“smile,” james cooed at his son, who gave him a toothless beam towards the camera. “oh, you’re an adorable little pumpkin, aren’t you?” he asks, picking harry up, gently, with one arm, and kissing his forehead.

“obviously,” sirius rolled his eyes, tucking a loose curl of his godson’s behind his ear, “he’s a way better pumpkin than you ever were.”

“i am offended, but you are right. the chubby cheeks really put the costume together well.”

“of course he is,” lily added, stepping out of the kitchen and pecking her son’s cheek, who babbled a laugh and gave his mother a wet kiss under her eye. “he’s the cutest pumpkin i’ve ever seen.”

“and what are you supposed to be, evans?” sirius cocked an eyebrow at her.

“a witch, dracula.” she grinned. “the frank-n-furter costume of last year was so good, too.”

“yeah, well, not exactly appropriate for the occasion, isn’t it?” he asked, nodding towards harry, whose pumpkin bereted head was resting peacefully against james’ shoulder.

“how considerate of you,” she smiled, pressing a kiss to sirius’ cheek, “now come and help me finish those halloween-themed cookies.”

#AS IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN 🫵 #AND AS IT HAPPENED 🫵 #this can be read as #jilypad #or just as #jily #along with sirius because we love some best friends don’t we <3 #sirius black #james potter #lily evans #my writing

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[prommytheus]

don’t ask a naruhodo about his home life

#my art #ace attorney #tgaa #asry #asoryuu #asoryu #ryunosuke naruhodo #idk what would have happened to him but. i think it would be interesting if he also very much has deepset issues #it runs in the family eheh. ryunosuke is coasting for all of the duology bc his past isnt relevant unlike phoenix who is in crisis mode #neway. i want to here your 🫵 theories about him. peas

[sleepoutro]

'you find god in pain' (x x x x x x)

#YOU 🫵 find god in pain #flashing gif #mcr #gerard way #my chemical romance #* #i thought he did this at like every show but i just went through every single foundations performance #and it happened less often than i remembered #riot had such a good one but i couldn’t find a usable video😭 #and yes it took me hours to make this meaningless silly thing and that’s what being in a fandom is all about baby

[enha-stars]

idk who evan thinks he is but he will never be ethan for me

#WDYM HIS NAME IS EVAN 😭😭 #WHAT HAPPENED TO ETHAN #WHERE DID ETHAN EVEN COME FROM THEN #WHERE DID HE GO #CO— #you can’t fool me 🫵🏽🫵🏽 #rip evan i never gave you a chance #heeseung #enhypen #enhypen heeseung #heeseung thoughts #enha!me

[rottengurlz]

"I'm looking down, I wanna jump but I back away I've got another day in me"

#he/they 🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼 #their name is amari <3 #i had something COMPLETELY different planned #i was going to do a cute little post but. that did not happen #theyre just standing their too i didnt even pose them #naturally just that sexy #i destroyed my back hunching over my computer editing this but its worth it just for them #mysims #simblr #the sims 4 #sims 4 screenshots #ts4 #sims 4 simblr #sims 4 edit #ts4 edit

[cptnbeefheart]

you will think you are too strong for bob dylan. you will think you do not require him. you will think youre too good for him. but eventually, bob will come for us all. he will come for your grandmother. your father. your siblings. and eventually he will come for you as well. im so sorry. unfortunately he is inevitable.

#citizens listen carefullt THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU 🫵 #you can deny it. but it will happen.

[c-kiddo]

no luck finding evidence of when cad walked around eating parsley garnish off plates but i did find this . hes so autism fr

#mirroring something someone else said 🤨 ok. autism 🫵 #kiddo say #its a vry throwaway moment but someone else said they remembered it happened so now i jus want to find it lol #its just funny 2 me specifically

[fizzytoo]

my horny ass could not work at the simblr office

#*fizzyspeaks #wdym y’all are having secret office hookups in the supply closet #i know it smell in crazy in there #y’all better be airing it out #hilarious bc my oc is a member of the hr department 😭??? is she just letting this happen?????LAMOAJSJDDH #enough hole & pole get your ass back to work 🫵🏽‼️‼️

[extra-somethin-somethin]

one thing that never gets old is yusuke losing his shit over kuwabara dying just to realize he's actually fine and then beat his ass over making him so worried in the first place

#ik it only happens twice but how many fake outs can one guy have #yusuke gets a fake out of his own (revenge) #like it's so not funny seeing him so desolate over it but like #it's kinda funny when kuwa is like ''🫵🏼😂 this mf cares about me awww'' #it's so wholesome when yusuke kicks his ass over it cos ''i cant believe i cried over you and you're FINE'' #i was reading the manga again and what can i say i love them sm #what gets me in the 2nd fight with byakko is hiei being the one to spot kuwa and point him out like #why did u even bother if u dont give a shit about him 🤨🧐 okay shorty #anywaysssss #kuwameshi #yu yu hakusho

[bugeyedfreaks]

me when someone tells me i'm not pretty 😭

#mitch mitchelson #powerpuff girls #ppg #i love these screencaps SO much #also if you’re wondering this has actually never happened HAH! I have bamboozled you! 🫵

[sweeteastart]

All the LU whump got to my head, I'll draw a devasted Legend as revenge 🫵🏻

#that's what happens when i start to really like a character ngl #legend oh my sweet legend #you'll suffer for sure #but the drawing will look fantastic 🫵🏻🫵🏻 #lu legend #ramblings #lu #linked universe

[theteapotofdoom]

Shigaraki fuckers when they hear that One Piece has a dramatic character with blue hair and daddy issues who desperately wants to be in the spotlight as a substitute for love and emotional connection

#I’ve seen the pipeline in action okay #it happened it happened to others and it can happen TO YOU as well 🫵 #sooooo many Shigaraki fans got the Buggy Brainrot it’s so funny #my hero academia #one piece #shigaraki tomura #buggy the clown

[munohlow]

“Reanimator” is right in that sweet spot to be made into a legacy soft reboot syfy series

#…if ya think about it #if everyone is really loud and annoying about it on Twitter #if everybody rallies around it #get Combs AND Abbott back #get a good few seasons in there. could be pretty sweet #don’t let your dreams be dreams🫵 #make it HAPPEN #jeffrey combs #herbert west #bruce abbott #dan cain #reanimator #bride of reanimator

[lelianaslefthand]

he smile :)

#i got possessed i was just going through adrasta's gameplay pics and suddenly photoshop was open idk what happened #me: he looks so good in blue :) / my stupid fucking emo rotted brain: 🫵 FALL OUT BOY REFERENCE #ill be your best kept secret and your biggest mistake hand behind this pen relives a failure everyday 🙄 or whatever #bg3 #astarion #.myedits

[shibaraki]

time to rewatch great pretender again, I long for my misfit found family made up entirely of hot bisexuals

#and also my loser babygirl edamura whom I love deeply I support all his wrongs #it’s not his fault he fell in love with a bisexual european man it could happen to anyone… it could happen to YOU 🫵 #great pretender #priv