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#Alejandro x black reader
merakidoll · 8 months
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he loves your stomach. this is for my chubby girls! but specifically, chubby black women <3
he absolutely adored everything about you. from the top of your head, to the tip of your toes. but what he loves most was your stomach. the softness, how warm it was and pretty. your little pudge he would call it even tho it was far from little, he always found himself gripping the extra meat whenever he was sleepy, or anxious. but most of all when he would fuck into you.
“p-pretty baby, daddy loves you” he would whisper into your ear looking at you through the mirror. he large veiny hand gripping and tugging at your stomach, making him go faster because honestly, it turned him on.
he always would be messy when his hand found it’s way to gripping you fullness. always filled your hole with more cum than he ever has before, whimpering like a bitch in heat and growing hard from the deep heavy breaths you would take. “j-just one more. t-then m’done”
let’s not forget about the nights where your legs would lay mindlessly over his shoulders while his face was shoved into your tummy. licks, bites, sniffs. he did it all falling into a deep space of comfortability just from the the squishy-ness. without realizing, he would move down from your belly, to your thick thighs. kissing and sucking, leaving hickeys over your stretched mark skin and licking up the slit of your pussy, spitting out a glob that had your toes curling and nails gripping his hair.
eren, ghost, alejandro, zoro, tengen, kazutora, toji
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lxvvie · 7 months
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Y'all know that whole trend that was going around social media with women calling their significant other by their full name? Yeah, that one. Yet another conversation was had, this time it was about the reactions your favorite babygurls would have if you called them by their full government name because of reasons. Maybe.
Capt. John Price - He's, uh, startled but not enough to drop his cigar this time. Does take a puff of it, though, before addressing you like it's the calm before the storm. Isn't too fazed because he heard it enough from his own mom growing up and he figures he's suave and diplomatic enough to placate you.
Gaz - Pointedly ignores you while giving you side glances here and there which is a major indicator that he's gotten into some shit. Probably. More than likely. Yeah... it was Soap's fault.
Alex Keller - Actually did get into some shit. Does not answer the call of duty.
Soap - You hear 'ah, shit', heavy footsteps, probably a crash, and Soap's peeking his head out from the other room. Has a deer-in-headlights look about him. It was Gaz's fault, goddamnit. He's so adorable. It's enough to make you giggle.
Ghost - You get a grunt. And then it hits him. He stops doing whatever it is he's doing. Fuck, he knows that tone. Simon turns to look at you and he stares into your soul or something like that. What in the hell kind of made-up middle name is that? You spend the better part of a good minute staring each other down before you're all, "I love you ♥️," and Ghost groans and rolls his eyes and goes back to whatever it was he was doing. But not before he grunts out a "Love ya, too." in return.
Alejandro - This is one of the few things that'll actually faze the man. Will damn near break his neck turning to face you to see what's wrong and his eyes will be wide. Oh, the last time he heard his full name called like that was from his beloved grandmother and he'd gotten into some shit then, okay?
Rudy - Ducks his head. Doesn't show his face; he can't bear the sternness of your voice, your gaze. It wasn't him this time, he swears; it remains, though, the way you say his name, an echo in his mind: Ro-DOL-fo. Why'd you have the emphasize THAT part of his name, huh?
König - König.exe stops working. Actually does break something trying to get to you. His eyes are fucking saucers, okay? Oh shit, what did he do this time, Schatz? Are you getting him back after that one time he snuck up on you to surprise you and you dropped dinner? Did you find out about the time he accidentally messed up the laundry and the white clothes came out pink? WHAT DOES HE HAVE TO DO FIX THIS?! Oh, you... just needed him to grab something off the top shelf for you.
Horangi - Also did some shit. Is unapologetic about it. Hits you with a nonchalant, "Yeah?"
Graves - STAYS IN SOME SHIT, OKAY? Saunters in like the smug bastard he is. Smirks and winks at you. "Haven't heard that name in a while, darlin'. What's your fancy?"
Valeria - Pulls a Uno Reverse and calls you by your full government name. Wait―
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hunterbunter3000 · 1 year
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Laswell: You do know that you have everyone wrapped around your fingers, right?
141 Sweetheart: What?? Laswell, what're you talkin' about?
Laswell, looking at her stupid: The boys. The Capitan. König, Horangi- which was a surprise- Alejandro, Rudy-- hell, even Graves and Alex. They're all heavily whipped for you.
141 Sweetheart, laughing: Woah what?! Now that's just crazy talk.
Laswell:
Laswell explaining to her how the boys look at her, how Price let's her wear his hat constantly, how König follows her everywhere like a puppy, how Alejandro and Graves give her presents every week, how Horangi and Rodolfo write her poetry and become straight up messes when talking to her, and how Alex literally KNEELED before her:
Laswell walking over to the door and opening it, revealing all the boys eavesdropping on them:
Them scampering away quickly:
141 Sweetheart: ...That still don't prove--
Laswell: It proves everything.
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wxnheart · 9 months
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On today's episode of My Simpin' Ass Friend Asks Horny Ass Questions, we're gonna talk about the post-coital tendencies and rituals of your faves. Smanging it, babes.
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Capt. John Price - The old man's got it. Will always have it. Baby, he put it down and we love it for you; you always bask in the afterglow laying on top of Price, your head buried in the crook of his neck or on his chest, breathing in his scent. If it's the former, trust that he'll have a huge 'thank-you' hickey to show the world the next day.
Gaz - An awesome round of sex is usually followed by a nice, hot shower when you're with Gaz. You two are bathing each other and exchanging kisses. You'll retire to bed sated and squeaky clean. Not for long, though.
Ghost - Simon has to have his post-coital cigarette. Just coming down from that high, staring at the ceiling. Or some shit like that. Really, you two are just vibing in quiet contentment after he dicks you down something fierce. You also found out that if he has a particularly powerful orgasm, he'll chuckle uncontrollably. It's pretty deep and rich. It's just as endearing as it is surprising to you.
Soap - Your resident golden retriever gets the munchies after sex so he always has takeout on speed dial. Sex and some good food afterward? Hell yeah.
Alejandro - Loves to cover you in kisses after sex. Major cuddler energy. Loves skin-to-skin contact and cuddling because it keeps him in the present and not too worried about what comes after when he has to get out of bed and back to work. You know how to remedy that, however. Giddyup, Cowboy.
Rudy - Simply put, you make him the little spoon. Yep. Always.
König - Like Ghost, he, too, tends to laugh but it's ALWAYS after he has sex. And it's more like a giggle than anything. It's a mixture of endorphins and the idea that he actually has sex. Yes, König, you actually fuck. The first time you heard it, he was so mortified that if he could become one with the covers, he would. You thought it so adorable and now you two have giggle fits interspersed with kisses as you're curled together in bed.
Horangi - Lmao. By post-coital routine, you mean more sex, right?
Graves - He's an interesting fellow. Likes the feel of the air on his body as he basks in the after-sex glow which is why he's in no hurry to cover up. Usually hits you with a one-liner like "Tired so soon, darlin'?" with a smirk and wink. He'll give you time to get some water and cool down. Just say the word and it's on to round two, baby.
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queenhunter102 · 3 months
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Part 5 (PART 4) (Part 6) Lore Page
You walked into the briefing room, your eyes flicking around the room, trying to find someone who didn’t make you feel so uncomfortable, as you flicked your eyes around the room, they landed on a particular Captain, one you growled and snapped at. Your eyes widened before you forced them to move on, finding Johnny or Sargent as he asked you to call him, your eyes moved up and down him assessing him, he was sitting beside the Captain, Sargent smiled and nodded to you before he turned his head to the Captain, you gulp before your gaze moved to a tall male that leaned on a chair a skull mask covering his face, you flicked your eyes over him. He had his sleeves rolled up showing off tattoos, one that had pretty thin lines that created an intricate symbol or crest on his arm, you tilted his head trying to figure out if it was the mark of his blood pack or his moon pack, the lines on your thigh burned in that familiar way almost as if calling out to those same markings on the Skull Alphas arms, your blood markings, making you feel the same kind of itching you felt coming from your pheromone patch. “Newbie, you mind moving? Or are me and Alejandro going to strain our ears for the briefing?” Gaz asked, you jumped a little at the sound of his voice. “Shit, sorry” You mumble, moving out the way of the door, Alejandro chuckled lightly, as he waved you over to sit beside him and Gaz, they sat down on one side of the large long oak table. You flick your eyes around the room, one last time before you move to sit beside Gaz and Alejandro, you settle a little your hands tucked under your knees, needing to put your hands somewhere they aren’t visible, and where they could shake in peace you hated for Alphas to see Omegas as weak, you remember what it was like before the laws where put in place, the world before Omegas became their person. There was nothing but silence and stares, all pointed at you as you sat looking around the room. A cough broke the silence and staring, all eyes including yours shifted the source of the noise. “Alright, This is technically a briefing, more of an introduction of our newest member,” The Captain said. “I’m Captain John Price,” He says, pointing to himself. “I’m the one you snapped, growled and swatted at by the way, and I lead the 141 task force” You nod as your face flushes with embarrassment, not liking that you had made a fool out of yourself already by getting into a fight and then swatting at your Commanding officer. John turned to the Skull mask on the far side of Johnny. “That over there is Ghost or Riley as we call him, he’s my Lieutenant, he doesn’t talk much, He was supposed to be the one showing you around, but you know a few things happened before he could” you pursed your lips together not liking being called out for getting into a fight that wasn’t even your fault, but you persevered, your eyes moving to Ghost who gave you a knowing look and a nod, you could have sworn you saw his eyes light up with a smile but who are you to assume that about someone who doesn’t talk much. John turned to Johnny who stood up, “You know me already, but I’m Johnny also known as Sargent” He said as he pointed to himself  “Don’t mind them, they are just grumpy from having to fill out paperwork already, mind you put that little Alpha through the wringer earlier” He says sounding impressed before he looked to Gaz.
“Hey, you already know me and Alejandro, but what is it about this fight, it’s all the guys can talk about that an omega sent an Alpha to the ICU” Gaz said, you turned your head, now feeling bashful, unsure how to feel being put on the spot. Captain stands quickly, “Alright if you don’t mind I’ll introduce you real quick and then you can get into specifics about yourself and the fight,” He says, you nod glad that you don’t have to introduce yourself to the large group of Alphas. “This is Venom, yes it is a code name as I have been explicitly told not to give away their real name, they are from the MI5 base in Aberdeen, and they worked in the Bioengineering team, they orgainally came to the NBOC” Captain says, his eyes bouncing from each of his friends, he pauses before he asks “Any questions?” One hand raises you turn your head to find Gaz doing it. Captain nods his head, “Hit me with it”. “NBOC?” Gaz asks, his head tilted, in the same fashion a Border Collie would, his eyes filled with intelligence as he was probably trying to figure out what the acronym meant, but the answer didn’t come from Captain it came from Ghost. “Naval Black Out Core, Think Secret Service, MI5, MI6, Seals, NBOC are the shadow operation, they destroy threats before we know about them, they take out modern-day Hitlers without anyone knowing, kind of think of them as Agents from the Movies Kingsman, fast, deadly and silent,” He says, hardly looking up from the centre of the table.
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jokersaciid · 11 months
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Task Force 141 + Los Vaqueros wake up to you oiling their scalp in their sleep.
cod x black!male reader.
headcanons incoming,, not the most accurate but.. im having fun so who cares <3.
warnings : nada.
Capt. John Price.
wake up to the smell of peppermint and feeling the wetness resting on his scalp.
probably jumped and touched his head before realizing you were dripping the oil into his hair.
... " what are you doing, love? "
" oiling your scalp, i had a nightmare you were bald. "
laughs it off and turns over to go back to sleep before feeling something silk slip onto his head.
" almost forgot the bonnet (: "
Simon " Ghost " Riley.
woke up immediately and slapped at your hands in self defense.
apologized at spilling your oil while still scolding you on why it's not right to put oil in people's hair while they're asleep.
while he rambles you successful finished oiling his scalp and sliding a silk scarf over his head.
" do you understand now that what your doing is extremely distasteful? "
" yes, pookie. "
" excuse me? "
he slept pretty comfortably with the scarf, even playing with the ends in his sleep.
John " Soap " MacTavish.
his eyes opened to see you leaning over him with the small vile of oil in your hands, the dropper mid pour as he stared at you.
just accepted what you were doing and closed his eyes back.
you rubbed your hands over the sides of his scalp mostly because you couldn't stand his mohawk.
" try as hard as you like, darlin'. this mohawk isn't leaving. "
" oh, just you wait. this is the good stuff."
you just slipped the bonnet on his head, kissed him goodnight and hoped you saw growth by the morning.
Kyle " Gaz " Garrick.
woke up to see you sitting on top of his pillow with some oil in your hands, your own bonnet flopping over your head.
" goodness, baby, i forgot to do it one time. "
" forgetting once becomes a bad habit, my love. "
always remembers to oil his scalp from now on so he doesn't have to see your disappointed face at 2 am.
puts on his own bonnet since he's already up.
remembers to hide the oil before he goes to bed now,, however you always find it.
Alejandro Vargas.
he was having a peaceful dream when he woke up at the smell of oil.
he knew he had no reason to panic so he opened his eyes slowly as he realized he was being straddled by you with an oil dropper in your hand.
" having fun, mi alma? "
" si. "
he allowed you to play in his hair as he relaxed against the pillows, sure it was 4 am but he adored you too much to tell you off.
he tried to put on the silk headscarf himself but failed to tie it correctly. it came off in his sleep.
Rodolfo " Rudy " Parra.
actually allowed you to oil his scalp before bed.
you had forgotten the back part of his head so you were now laying on the bed, feet kicking in the air while rubbing the oil against the hairs on the nape of his neck.
woke up a bit ago at the feeling of his bonnet being pushed up but didn't say anything.
turned around once you were finished so he could admire you.
" is it really that serious, mi amor? "
" i've seen your dad's hairline, rudy, i'll be damned if i let you go out like that. "
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Can you pleasee do where the reader (his gf) and Balde are doing matching outfits a week long and they're posting it on social media (basically soft launching) and fans go crazy about it then at the end of the week one big hard launch😌🫶
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Story Caption: When I'm with you
I fall deeper in love
Swingin'
This feeling is the one thing my heart is sure of
💕💕
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2 weeks later……
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Story Caption: 🙈❤️
Alejandrobalde posted for the first time in a while
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Alejandrobalde The Pack🐺🖤
fan1 Boy, you know nobody gaf about Vegas💀 🤦‍♀️Who was that in your story!?!?😝
fan2 Right!! He’s acting like I didn’t have a heart attack when I saw it😭😭
Ronaldaraujo_4 Always a great time with these guys
Alejandrobalde Always🖤
Pablogavi Thanks for the invite❤️
Ronaldaraujo_4 You can’t even drink, aren’t you like 12?
fan3 I wish I could be friends with the Barca boys! They seem so fun 🥲
fan4 They do!
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Ansufati sent you a message on Instagram
Ansufati What’s all this undercover stuff for. We’re not detectives
Yourusername Private, not a secret 😌
Ansufati Ok but we all know who this is
Yourusername Private, not a secret 😒
Ansufati🫣
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Story Caption: 🥰
Ansufati Jesus, you too
Alejandrobalde …….
Ansufati Private not a secret🙄
Y’all cute though. Always matching 🙈
Wish I could see your faces.
Together.
In one photo.
Alejandrobalde💀
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Alejandrobalde posted for the first time in a while
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Alejandrobalde 1 year down, infinite more to go
Pedri woah! me and who?😹
fan4 HARD LAUNCH TIME !!!🚀
fan1 1 year! Like a whole year? Where have I been
fan2 Must’ve been around the time since that Paris trip last year, that’s when she first posted him
Ansufati You mean she posted the back of his head🙄
fan1 OmG?😭
Joaofelix79 Young love 🥹🥰❤️
Lamineyamal Who invited gramps?
fan5 love this for them
Yourusername NOOO! You beat me to it😭🫶🏾
Alejandrobalde Couldn’t hold my love in any longer 😅❤️
Lamineyamal I’m going to throw up
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rascal-xo · 9 months
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I ❤️ ALEJANDRO
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pretty please send in alejandro request i’m begging you
(angst, smut, fluff ANYTHING)
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babeyvenus · 1 year
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Nurse and Care
Simon "Ghost" Riley x f!black!Reader
TW: Nothing but fluff and a child
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1/?
After a semi-successful mission, you and the 141 squad were exhausted.
Missions usually didn't take longer than three days but being on constant edge and finishing up your tasks were no easy accomplishment.
"We need to camp somewhere.", Soap grunts out. You, Soap, Ghost and Alejandro leaned against trees, watching from a distance from your previous destructive position.
Each of you were scraped up, some a little more damaged than the others, but otherwise still standing.
You looked around, recognizing a familiar tree line past a hill and smiled a bit. "I got somewhere we can stay. C'mon.", you nodded your head and led them to a house big enough for a family of 6.
You ducked down, signaling them to do the same as you led them through a silent neighborhood to avoid questions. It was only hard because of Soap's constant questioning.
Ghost and Alejandro had to glare at him to shut him up, but he was just as curious.
Sneaking them in the backyard was the easy part.
Walking them up to the back door, you found a spare key in the plant pot next to the door and opened it. Peeking your head in, you looked around, finding the kitchen empty and walked inside.
The men cautiously walked in, looking around. Ghost took in the smell of coffee. It was bitter. He would've liked it if he wasn't in discomfort.
There was a shelf that held containers of Folgers coffee. They didn't look open, but he could smell them.
He watched as you looked around, finding the living room. He tensed up as you let out a patterned, cautious whistle.
A couple of seconds, they waited until they heard small, thumping footsteps. They got louder and closer from the stairway near the front door.
A little girl, seemingly no older than 8, came peeking around the staircase and brightened as she saw you. Her little curls bounced around her tiny ears as she ran to you, arms wide.
Smiling wide, you knelt down, taking the running girl in your arms as you two laughed. The men behind you looked shocked. Ghost was very curious. He felt like he intruded into something he shouldn't have.
"You're a mom?", Soap spoke up. You gave him an unimpressed look. "No.", you say. You might as well have been.
Ghost watched as you smiled at the men, holding the girl in your arms as if she were an infant, walking up to them. "This is Alice. My niece.", you introduced.
Soap and Alejandro smiled. "Could've fooled me. You two are identical.", Alejandro said, raising his hand to shake Alice's smaller one. "Encantado de conocerte, pequeña señorita."
You smiled. "This is Alejandro.", you introduced.
Alice looks at you with curious eyes. "Like my friend Alejandro?", she asks. You nod, "Yeah."
She turns to him with a big smile, "¿Eres amiga de mi tía?"
The girl's speech shocks the men. Alejandro's eyes light up as he nods enthusiastically. "Si. You speak Spanish?"
You shrug as she nods. "It's a learning requirement for schools around here. They're usually supposed to learn in middle school, but she's learning something.", you explain.
Soap raised his hand to shake hers next. "I'm Johnny.", he says, smiling. You, Ghost and Alejandro look at him in astonishment.
"Oh, she can call you Johnny, but if I do it, it's a problem.", you say, feigning offense. Soap looks at you with wide eyes, "I can't have her calling me Soap. She'll laugh at me.", he mumbles through his teeth.
You turn to Alice, eyebrows raised. "His name's Soap.", you say, much to Soap's disappointment as he looks at you with a dropped jaw.
Alice laughs, making you grin. "Kids are brutal.", Soap mutters. Alice turns to Ghost who hadn't said anything either. He hadn't bothered to speak up either.
You frowned a bit. Was he not good with kids? Was this a bad time?
He shocks his teammates, though, by stepping up and holding his hand out to the girl. Alice's smile never left her face and grew as she lifted her own and shook his giant hand.
"I'm Simon," He introduces. Your jaw drops. The man won't admit it, but he was unnerved. There was a child in the house. Surrounded by people that had weapons.
Was this really a safe place…? For them? For her?
Alice hums as she looks at the men, pointing to each of them. "Uncle Soap, Uncle Alè, and Uncle Simon."
You look at her with wide eyes as the two shorter men softened. "Okay, now.", you say, letting her down.
"Where's your daddy?", you asked the girl. She looked up at you. "Daddy went to go see his friend. He told me to hold down the fort.", she said, smiling proudly.
"You did a good job, too.", you praised. The men looked at you with a questioning look. You looked at them, rolling your eyes and mouthed to them, "He went to go fuck."
They nodded in understanding. Ghost frowned. The circumstance reminded him of his brother again. Having to take care of him and get him to do better.
Alice's mom, your sister, died a couple of years ago. It hit you hard and was even harder on your brother-in-law. He had to deal with the fact he'd had to become a single dad.
You tried making it easy on him by co-parenting to raise Alice, but having to be taken by your job constantly, it made him step up a bit. You appreciated it, but he was still kinda half assing being a parent if he kept leaving her to go "have fun".
Alice's proud grin got wider until she really got a look at all of you. You all looked beaten and dirty. She caught onto the scraped, bloody knuckles of yours and gasped, causing all of you to tense up.
"You're hurt!", she exclaimed. You relaxed, a small smile coming to your face once more. "Go get your first aid kit.", you say, making her grin and rush off. "I get to use my hello kitty bandaids!", you all heard.
"Hello Kitty bandaids?", Soap asked. "You got a problem wearing the bandaids, MacTavish??", Ghost asks, a light teasing tone to his voice as you all made it to the dining room.
"She already destroyed my manhood by laughing at my callsign. What's the harm in getting cat bandages?", Soap said, sarcastically. You and Alejandro chuckled.
You heard small, rushing footsteps entering the room. The small girl happily caught her breath as she showed her kit.
"There we go.", you praised, picking the girl up and putting her on the counter of the kitchen bar.
"Who's got the most injuries?", you asked the men sitting at the dining table. Alejandro was first.
You helped him with stitching his side while Alice was thankfully distracted and distracted him by finding scrapes on his face, replacing the exposed injuries with bandaids.
Next was Soap who welcomed the care from the little doctor. He was used to having his nieces and nephews experimenting on him, so this was no different.
After the two were taken care of, they were sat in the living room, it was Ghost's turn. He quietly protested, promising it wasn't bad. But with a fixed look you sent him and a pleading look from Alice, he sighed through his nose and accepted his fate.
You checked his heavier wounds which made him tense that he couldn't have his gear on in an unknown place, but understood it'd make healing and patching him up difficult for you to do.
Alice, not bothering with his mask, settled on giving his arms and elbows bandages wherever she saw a cut.
You had to deal with the bigger cuts on his sides, disinfecting and patching them up. He couldn't say he hated it, though the same thought ran through his head as he glanced at Alice.
She shouldn't be a part of this.
After that was done, it was your turn, happily letting the girl patch you up.
Ghost didn't move in the living room. Instead, he stayed and watched you and your niece converse about her day. Seeing something as normal as this was… a light feeling for him.
He could feel the corners of his mouth turning up just by a little though. This was your life. Your normalcy. And even for a second, he was a part of it. He was appreciative.
He even nodded along to Alice's questions, answering them as light as he could, much to your surprise. The crawling dread in his stomach almost dissipated, just by a little, seeing the little girl was still as bright as he met her. Not a single thread of fear lingered off of the girl, unlike some of the kids he's walked past in his neighborhood.
You let Alice run off to her room after finishing her nursing before turning to your lieutenant. "Sorry about her. She tends to go a little overboard with her… equipment.", you say, giving him a smile.
He shook his head. "It's fine." He watched your smile grow, thankful for his sincere behavior.
"She acts just like you. Mother Henning.", he mutters, making your jaw drop. "I do not.", you counter.
He looks at you, a challenge in his eyes. "Mhm."
You scoff with a smile, washing up to make some food. You all were safe for the moment. Wouldn't hurt to have some food until you find your way back to base.
Without a word, Ghost helps, much to your surprise. "Didn't know you cooked.", you muttered. "Just a little.", he replied.
Well, he was doing much more than you expected and helped make plenty of portions of the meals you prepared.
You couldn't lie, it warmed your heart a bit to have your lieutenant: the hard ass, blunt, lonely ghost of a man, help with something so… domestic and soft.
Kinda the opposite of who he was, or at least what he showed on the outside.
While you were in your thoughts about his behavior, he couldn't help but notice your sudden soft smile as you cooked. Nonetheless, he knew you were happy he just couldn't bring himself to question it.
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voicelesscherub · 4 months
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the way i’d let this man treat me like i’m nothing but a wet hole for him
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trtlebuns · 10 months
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Get Back Here
Prompt - He realised the child had seen him and he couldn't let him get away
Tags: Price, AFAB, Children, Fluff, Comedy
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It was 3am…
Price had promised that he wouldn’t be out too late but here he is trying to not make any noise to wake either you and his 15 year old son up.
“Shit” Price whispered angrily to himself as the door creaked loudly trying to open it
“Needs some fucking WD40” He said while fully stepping inside and slowly and carefully closing the door while checking his surroundings
Slipping off his shoes and coat to not place any tracks on the tile floor
“Alright” Price mumbled to himself as he walks through the house and passes the kitchen
But something caught his eye
A fresh batch of cookies in a container sitting on the counter
Who was he to deny a fresh baked cookie?
Who is ANYONE to deny- ok
He simple turnt on his heel and made his way to the cookies
“Hey…you come here often? I haven’t seen you around and you look pretty..delectable” Price said sweet nothings to the container as he opened it and indulged in about 3 cookies
“Y/n you really put your foot in this, damn” Price was about to reach for another one, but he felt eyes on him
A quick turn of the head
Your son sees him
Price sees his son
Your son sees him
Price sees his son
Your son sees him
Prices sees his son
Instantly your son dashes to your room, knowing that you told him:
“If your dad comes home late, come wake me up. I got an earful for that man, okay?”
“Get your ass back here” Price huffed out while chasing his son
“You’re in so much trouble old man” Your son laughed while reaching the door to your bedroom
“Don’t!” Price pleaded while trying to reaching out to grab your sons shirt to stop him from opening the bedroom door
But he was far too slow
“MOM!” Your son barged in your room, to see you already up, sitting on the edge of the bed with your legs crossed and arms folded over your chest
“He’s late” your son huffed out while smiling
“Thank you my sweet sweet son, you can go back to living your life” you say while getting up
“Anytime mom” your son leaves and sticks his tongue out at price while he passes him to go back to his room
“Price~” You sung out while leaning on your bedroom door into the dark hallway
“I know you’re there~” you continued
“John.” You deadpanned
Instantly price comes out from the shadows with his boots and coat in hand, looking guilty as ever
“Baby-“ Price tried to plead
“Don’t baby me, get yo ass in here” you said while moving out the way to make room for price to walk in
Price slowly walks in and you close the door behind you
“NOW WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT COMING INTO MY HOUSE LATE AT NIGHT LIKE YOU AINT GOT NO TYPE OF SENSE” you yelled out
“Y/n-“ Price tried to talk but was cut out
“NO!” You continued to tell price about himself
The Next Door Neighbors
“Seems like we had captain out too late again” Ghost says as he hears you yelling at price
“DONT GET FUCKED UP JOHN!” Alejandro faintly heard while walking towards his bedroom chuckling
“You owe me $5 bucks” Soap says to ghost while he listened to you telling John about himself
“AND YO TEAM CAN GET FUCKED UP TOO I DONT CARE” Everyone heard you and chuckled to themselves, even your son.
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lxvvie · 7 months
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Your fave who uses you to edge himself.
He's close. So. fucking. close. Damn near came he's so drunk off of you, but no, not yet―
Not when he needs you to cum for him again.
And so he continues, finds pleasure in the tight coil within that's fucking screaming for release, gets off to your moans, your screams, the way your body quivers because it's overstimulated, and the way you say his name...
He's close, so. fucking. close.
Fuck, baby. Bring it home for him.
Just one more time, yeah?
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hunterbunter3000 · 1 year
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Thinking about a fake dating scenario like say Sweets family is always bothering her about not dating anyone and she lies and says “actually I am seeing someone!” But then they ask to meet the person so now she has to find someone ti be her fake date. I would imagine the boys would be fighting each other for a chance to do that.
I know this is super random haha I’m just talking to talk at this point.
YES! AND RANDOM IS GOOD 👏👏 talk the talk and walk the walk babes! Any ideas you have SPEAK ON IT!!! 💓
But omg you're right, they would
Sweetheart walked in the living room, where the team was sitting on the couch drinking beers. She was talking on the phone as she walked past them to the kitchen, not even noticing the boys.
And she's talking to her mom about her love life. Saying "Yes ma! I will bring him this time!" And "You can tell Danni to shut the hell up cause he is real". And then she says love you and hangs up the phone.
Sweetheart, looking at everybody:
The boys looking at her:
Sweetheart: Okay who wants to be my boyfriend for the day
then they all say M E
And all hell breaks loose 💀💀
Soap: What tae FUCK do y'mean 'mE', Ghost?
Ghost: the fuck do YOU mean 'mEaH', Mactavish?
Soap: I SAID ME
Ghost: nah see-- you did it again. 'MeAh'. It's two letters.
Soap: AH WULL PUMPIN' BREAK YE YAH BRITISH CRUMPET
Sweetheart: uhm, guys?
Gaz: Bitch don't even try
Horangi: And why should I listen to you?
Gaz: You get a nose bleed everytime Sweets hugs you.
Horangi: WHAT?? HOW DO-- HOW CAN YOU EVEN SEE THAT I WEAR A MASK
Gaz: it drips under it, bruv. And I don't think her parents want to witness an extremely touched starved man get an aneurysm everytime their daughter touches him.
Sweetheart: GOOD LORD GAZ--
Horangi: OH YOU THINK YOU'RE SO MUCH BETTER? YOU CRY EVERYTIME SWEETHEART TELLS YOU A GOOD JOB
Gaz: YO I DO NOT-
Ghost: He cries when Capitan says it too.
Horangi: THAT TOO
Gaz: GHOST STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THIS
Price: You cry when I tell you good job?
Sweetheart, kinda touched but concerned: And you cry when I say it too?
Gaz: UHM- SIR I-- WELL SWEETS YOU-- FUCK
Krueger: Ignoring the emotionally unstable man--
Gaz: HEY
Krueger: You should take me, Kleine Göttin.
König: Don't, Sweets. You'll never return if you do
Krueger: König what the fuck
Krueger: You can't even talk your way into getting gas at a gas station, you think her parents want to see you freeze like a tortoise having sex when they talk to you?
König: AT LEAST I DONT SNIFF ANY SEATS SWEETHEART WAS IN
Krueger: THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS
König: IT HAS E V E R Y T H I N G TO DO WITH THIS
Sweetheart: Krueger-- YOU DO WHAT
Ghost: He also sniffs your hair
Sweetheart: You do that too, Ghost
Ghost, stares at Krueger: Not while you're sleeping.
Sweetheart: KRUEGER????
Krueger: GHOST SHUT THE FUCK U P
Alejandro: Please don't take Krueger, mama. He would end up in prison
Krueger: (angry German words)
Alejandro: You can take me! They'll love my charm.
Price: What, so you can flirt your way out of personal questions they'll most definitely ask you?
Ghost: Especially with that five-palm forehead you got
Alejandro: CÁLLATE LA BOCA DECORACIÓN DE HALLOWEEN
Rudy: Price, you have no say in this matter. You can practically be her father's golfing buddy.
Sweetheart: uhm, my dad doesn't golf--
Price: I'm 37 you fucking Muppet
Sweetheart: nevermind.
Rudy, surprised: Really?? Damn I didn't know that! You just looked like one of Super Mario's long lost cousins to me because of the janitor mustache you have on your old body
Price: Mother fucker--
Ghost: I don't think you would do well either when you look like a human gopher
Rudy: GHOST WHERE DO YOU KEEP COMING FROM
Alex: ROACH OW STOP HITTING MY FACE
Roach on Alex's shoulders:😠 pap-pap-pap-pap-pap-pap (like a fucking cat)
Sweetheart, rubbing her temples: Oh my fucking GOD- I'LL JUST CHOOSE MYSELF THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG AND GAZ LOOKS LIKE HES ABOUT TO CRY
Gaz, tearing up: I AM NOT
Soap: Me!
Horangi: It's me!
Graves, picking his nails:
Graves: It's probably not me.
Keegan: Uh... If it's no trouble, you can take me. I have to give your brother his game boy back anyway
Everyone looking at Keegan:
Soap: w u t
She takes Keegan.
(He honestly had a good time! Yes, he did start a fire with her siblings accidentally but other than that her parents loved him. Sweetheart sent pictures to everyone and omg they were so SALTY SAD AND JEALOUS. Ghost kinda smiled at a picture with Sweetheart and Keegan together, Keegan's face without the mask and grease paint wearing a nervous but kind smile. He looks happy. The others don't but they'll get over it someday💀💀)
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wxnheart · 1 year
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𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐲 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐳𝐚, 𝐂𝐨𝐰𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐁𝐞𝐛𝐨𝐩 𝐄𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧
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note: Alejandro Thee Stallion's fine ass is gonna carry all that weight. Or something like that. But you and Rudy are there to help lessen the load. Somewhat. lmao. Anywho, hope y'all enjoy it!
So, uh... yeah, you're in a relationship. With two men. Two very handsome men at that. One of them is a phenomenal leader through and through. The other is damn good at having said leader's back and keeping things going when shit goes down. And making his leader facepalm or groan inwardly more often than not.
Okay, you can admit you play a role in that, what with you encouraging and laughing at Rudy's corny ass jokes. But that kind of humor suits Rudy, though, and Alejandro does get a chuckle or two out at the absurdity of his jokes.
Contrast that with your... naughtier sense of humor. Naughty enough that Alejandro and Rudy cannot and will not acknowledge the glint in your eye every time you hear something because they KNOW you'll turn into a double entendre or something similar.
To date, Alejandro has fallen victim to this to the point that he's lost count and you get him every. single. fucking. time. (e.x. - "My men are inside!" "...of me." "....") Rudy usually clears his throat to keep from laughing but just know he wants to guffaw so goddamn bad. Alejandro shooting you two a glare doesn't help, either.
Speaking of humor, you and Rudy also have inside jokes. Which may or may not be inspired by Alejandro. And Valeria. Or some of the other members of Los Vaqueros. Sometimes. Okay, fine, fuck it, a normal amount of times.
Let's talk about the fact that you and Rudy love to watch telenovelas (they are fucking amazing and I stand ten toes down on this) and other dramas in order to de-stress from the day. Alejandro doesn't watch so much as he uses it (and you two) as white noise. He's the one who's reclining on the couch with a sleep mask on just relaxing. No, he isn't sleeping. He's listening to everything. It helps him to be in the present.
Rudy is the one who usually cooks. Because of reasons. And because his food is fucking delicious.
When he's really tired, Alejandro will practically bury himself under the cover. And will not move for the rest of the night. His bed hair is also everything and you managed to snap a picture of it once. He was not impressed.
Doesn't matter what time of the year it is, Rudy almost always gets hot in the middle of the night and so he'll sleep under the sheets with the covers pulled back (because y'all just had to insist on having a thick-ass comforter).
You tend to sometimes sleep with your hand on top of Rudy's head because... you don't know. Your only explanation is that it's comfortable up there. Or something like that.
Their names on your phone are Rue and Lee. Because he refused to accept Allie. Or Lee Lee ("Heh. I think the name's fine." "No."). He'll take handsome, though (because he's handsome). Rudy let Lee Lee slip out one time, you were crying of laughter, and Alejandro gave y'all the silent treatment for the rest of the day. Unless he was giving orders, that is. Other than that, he'd glare at you or Rudy every time you called out to him.
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s1ckh1mb0 · 4 months
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Being inexperienced and being taught how to kiss by your older boyfriend ALEJANDRO, getting so ditzy that you don’t realize that you’re being groped and keep whining to your boyfriend about how needy you are💭🎀
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Can you do a smau for Alejandro Balde where he and the reader are the biggest simps for each other? (Established relationship). Also, can the face claim be Marsai Martin?
₍⁠₍ DOWN BAD ₎⁠₎
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A/N ?! yurrr i'm delivering my first alejandro fic!! enjoy bbs <3
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qt_y/n ;)
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alejandrobalde 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
alejandrobalde my God
alejandrobalde you are so beautiful
qt_y/n thank you bby but have u seen yourself??? alejandrobalde 🫣 yh but.... YOU!!!!!
alejandrobalde my girl my girl my girl
qt_y/n my man my man my man
user1 she's so prettyyyyy
user2 God has faves for realllll user3 and she's ONE OF THEM
yourbsf youre so hotttttttttttttttt 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
qt_y/n thx babess xxxx alejandrobalde yh and she's mine so 🤷🏾‍♂ yourbsf go hooooooome alejandro, let me love my girl in peace 😭 alejandrobalde YOUR girl??? 🤨 qt_y/n not under my post tyvm alejandrobalde sorry babe yourbsf soz babe xx alejandrobalde 😐
user4 wanting what y/n and ale have so bad
user5 SAME 😭 user6 that man would do anything for her lowk alejandrobalde HAVE U SEEN HER?? ofc i would qt_y/n ale plz 😭😭😭😭😭
user7 y/n..... where did u get this man? i need one for myself
qt_y/n he was a gift from the heavens alejandrobalde 🥹
user8 you will find me on the highway
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qt_y/n: who's the on the right 😍
alejandrobalde: the love of your life 🫶🏾
qt_y/n: 🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾
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user1: u have my blood on your hands
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user2: can i have both of you??
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user3: i can bark
alejandrobalde: ??????
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alejandrobalde mi amor ❤
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qt_y/n te quiero ❤
alejandrobalde ❤
user1 sighhhhhhhhhhhh
user2 day 294909923 of crying to God to give me an alejandro
user3 this is so cute, i'm gonna shit tears 😭
yourbsf you're cute together... or wtv 😒
alejandrobalde you're the last one to realise qt_y/n im sorry bby 😭😭😭😭
user4 the sneaker pic 🥹
user5 idk whether i want to be y/n or alejandro......
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