#BUT TWITTER. insane gods

[eldrichthingy]

why does twitter goes though the same fucking discourse over a fictional vampire man every single week I'm going mad I swear

#I JUST SAW #MY WHOLE TL IS THE FUCKING DISCOURSE 😭😭😭 #this is horrible AT LEAST on tumblr I'm free of that #BUT TWITTER. insane gods #I don't want to read fucking 3 page essays moralizing a choice in video game i... #eldrich.rambles #delete later

[hexedwithluck]

2021 Angewomon twt log 😇

#oh my god i went insane over her on twitter when the 2020 reboot was airing #i ended up really not liking the reboot in the end but i still love angie so much... #literally my first exposure to a girlboss when i was a baby. she was suchhhhh a gamechanger in my life #digimon #digimon adventure #angewomon #エンジェウーモン #my art

[thetarttfuldickhead]

Okay but like, Roy and Jamie weren’t exactly subtle about loathing each other, were they? They fought each other on the pitch and badmouthed each other on TV, none of that keep it quiet for the sake of the team shit for these extra boys, yeah? My point is, anyone who knows anything about English football knows that Roy Kent and Jamie Tartt used to hate each other, right?

So obviously, at some point, during some press conference or post game interview, someone needs to bring this fact up. Maybe it’s as early as after the 2x06 match, because Ted might well have insisted Roy and Jamie be the ones to front that, both because it was them that won that game and because he figures it’ll promote ~their bond~ or some such. Could be later too, after the headbutt/hug thing, or later still, once the pictures of Jamie and Roy’s early morning excursions start doing the rounds on social media.

Doesn’t matter much when, really, only that someone – maybe from the tabloids because they’re a vicious lot – would ask: “Roy, just weeks before you joined the Richmond coaching staff you said, and I quote, ‘Jamie Tartt is a muppet and I hope he dies of the incurable condition of being a little bitch’. Today you described him as the most important player on the field. What has changed?”

And maybe the room goes a bit quiet at that, oooh he fucking went there, and what the hell is going to happen now, but Jamie only cocks his head to the side, making a face but looking at Roy all amused like. “You said that about me? That hurts me feelings, Coach.”

And Roy rolls his eyes, exasperated but in too good a mood after the win to be really annoyed. “Yeah, well, as it turns out the condition was only mostly incurable, wasn’t it?”

And Jamie goes aaaw and the press goes um okay and it doesn’t really explain anything, only adds to the ever-evolving legend of what the fuck is up with Roy Kent and Jamie Tartt.

#i feel slightly robbed for not getting a peek at all the weird press and social media this whole insanity must have inspired #'cause by rights it must have been everywhere sports related #‘roy kent is going to coach jamie tartt? i give it one week tops before one of them is in the hospital’ #the whole headbutt/hug thing when they won against brentford #‘WHAT WAS THAT’ #‘wasn’t surprised by the headbutt but a hug???’ #the tumblr account ‘is jamie tartt and roy kent friends yet’ #countered by the hornier ‘is jamie tartt and roy kent fucking yet’ #that maybe was once called 'have jamie tartt and roy kent killed each other yet' #but they had to rebrand for obvious reasons #god help us all when the whole extracurricular training thing gets out #twitter flooded by candids #‘is kent training him or torturing him? real question’ #I WANT ALL OF IT #roy kent #jamie tartt #roy & jamie #ted lasso #my stuff

[sunnyside-sunset]

HELLO?????

credits to @WhyyyPng and @fruiiitbowl on twitter, links below the cut:

SECOND FANART BY WHYYYPNG:

https://x.com/whyyypng/status/1762742728667107452?s=46

FIRST AND THIRD FANART BY FRUIIITBOWL:

https://x.com/fruiiitbowl/status/1764312111302271099?s=46

https://x.com/fruiiitbowl/status/1755272330673111364?s=46

#qsmp #qsmp roier #qsmp jaiden #parrotduo #something about jaiden reaching for roiers shoulder in comfort #in three seperate fanarts #god im going insane #SHOW LOVE TO THE ORIGINAL ARTISTS ON TWITTER #PLEASE #you guys she gets closer in every fanart haha #thats crazy hahahaha #im going through a drout

[taogura]

neuvifuri is honestly such a good ship… the flavours are unmatched. what do you mean you spent 400+ years at the side of the usurper (but she wasn’t really the usurper, was she?), watching from afar those humans she holds so dear, trying to see in them what you cannot seem to find in yourself (a reason, perhaps?), trusting her, getting to know her, caring for her, even. but then that trust is questioned— because you know she’s trying, you know she cares, but the time is ticking and you don’t know anything and what if there is no solution? now you care for those humans (you care for her), you need to protect them. so you betray her (a gentle trap is a trap nonetheless), and you watch her put her life on the line to protect whatever secret she’s hiding (she could’ve died in front of your eyes), you read her death sentence (you sentenced her) and even at the last moment you hope she’ll do something, she’ll prove you all wrong, that she— she’s not going to let herself get executed. and you still cannot move (you killed her)

#you guys on tumblr may have moved on but i’m still as insane as i was 9 months ago #maybe even more #i just… i close my eyes and i see neuvillette watching as the oratrice starts to ~deliver~ the death sentence #his breath hitching #his eyes??! #GOD #also reposted from twitter because i need to hurt myself more and efficiently #genshin impact #neuvillette #furina #neuvifuri #focallette #even

[gunsatthaphan]

about time my boy Joong gets banned from Twitter bc wtf is this,,,,,,,....----?¿

#khaotung thanawat #joong archen #HELP #the caption???? #im going insane #also look at my boyfriend!!!!! 😩😭 #love him miss him hope hes happy 🥹 #also if that is really Firsts hand based on their clothes then im screaming even more bc #looks like joongs fanservice ways are rubbing off on them #only on joongs account though #god forbid first posts something like this bc he knows twitter would collapse #its me im twitter #i cant #they all deserve jail time #but anyway #what a lovely thing to go insane over on this fine sunday morning #jkhsdfkd #bye

[aimbutmiss]

I came across one of those tiktok slideshows about how Zoro never betrayed Luffy unlike other members (they think straw hats who left the crew at one point "betrayed" Luffy) and all the comments were like "They all had valid reasons and they didn't betray him!!! Except for Usopp."

😧😧😧

WHAT DO YOU MEAN???? USOPP DIDN'T BETRAY HIM EITHER WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

Everyone lacks media literacy and I'm taking water 7 away from the fandom.

#IM GOING INSANE #you don't get usopp like I do #if usopp has no fans I'm dead #but this isn't even about liking usopp #you don't have to like him to understand him #tiktok and twitter making me rip my hair as always #thank god I'm not on reddit I'd probably have a stroke #one piece #op usopp #one piece usopp #god usopp #usopp #monkey d. luffy #strawhat pirates #straw hat pirates

[legobenkenobi]

the thing about codywan’s lightsaber scenes that absolutely guts me is that in tcw arc about keeping another’s saber (where they directly say it’s used in a romantic connotation) is that for the other couple, it’s a purposeful demonstration. it’s used to PROVE something. it’s used because that feeling of trust isn’t being properly portrayed in their relationship, so this is their proof. this is their display of that.

but, for codywan, it’s completely natural. there isn’t any extensive thought put into it. it just… happens.

the reason Obi-Wan throws his lightsaber to Cody specifically is because both he and Cody feel that deep, steady trust organically. it’s not something that needs to be said in words. they live that trust out, every day. it developed over time, much like their appreciation for each other. there’s no need to prove it. it just… exists. it’s not a show of anything. it just happens. and it’s so natural that it happens twice.

they trust each other, wholly and completely, and it’s never something shown through big gestures. it’s just the little things, because they don’t Need big things. they know exactly how they feel for one another on their own. and i really, really like that.

#top ten things that would get me castrated on Twitter if i posted #codywan #not saying the other ship mentioned here for my own sanity #this is a codywan post guys. Ok #commander cody #obi-wan kenobi #tcw #GOD i love innocents of ryloth SO bad it makes me insane

[crowleyholmes]

Michael Sheen we're READY ❤

#I just hope the Twitter people haven't ruined this for us #Michael Sheen #sag-aftra strike #god I'm so ready for him to unleash the insanity #him and David both

[idolomantises]

Anyways speaking of being gay apparently teenagers on tiktok are mad at me because they found out I’m a lesbian who uses he/they pronouns

#txt #there’s something funny about telling a nb lesbian that their identity is ‘terminally online’ while regurgitating talking points #from 2015 transmed tumblr #like first it’s Pearl clutching over masculine women and feminine men and now it’s non-binary lesbians making people go berserk #honestly I wish I could find this funny (I mean in concept it is) but it’s irritating how tiktok incited so much online harassment and #bullying by just making shit up about queer identities and terminology to a point where we’re just back to acting like we have to fit into #our stereotypes. but only the accepted ones because god forbid your lesbian character is masculine lol #I remember a bunch of 15 year olds on twitter blew up at me because I pointed out that dyke is not a term exclusive to black lesbians #because guess where they got that insane ass assumption that ignores decades of lesbian history and queer activism #that’s right! another random ass teenager on tiktok with no sourcing #just gatekeeping a slur meant for all lesbians #I feel like if a tiktoker interacted with a real butch lesbian they’d explode and die

[crystal-jack-asripines]

I just KNOW BadBoyHalo is punching the air rn 😭 He’ll be coming back to multiple eggs nearly dying, a crater in his backyard, and his best friend/rival Foolish finding and catching a sun bird (THE THING HE’S SPENT A MONTH SEARCHING FOR)

#qsmp #q!badboyhalo #q!bbh #q!foolish #bro is NEVER leaving the server again after this HEKDKDKMDKCMF #that was so incredible though. foolish BARELY caught the split second the feathers appeared on screen and everyone ran to clip it #it’ll make for the best Twitter clip & election propoganda though LMAO. truly blessed by the gods #and Leo was JUST mentioning it’s weird no mobs were spawning at night like WAS THE PHEONIX JUST FOLLOWING THEM? INSANE

[godsofhumanity]

Iapetus (insane), talking to Kronos (also insane): you're not insane. and neither am I.

#long time no kronos posting heyyy #spoiler: they were both insane. the insanest of the insane. batshit off their rockers #iapetus #kronos #brotp #cronos #cronus #greek titans #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect greek titans #incorrect greek gods #incorrect mythology #mythology #s: @HEARTAVl (twitter) #queuetzalcoatl

[spaciebabie]

number one most insane award goes to me it really is christmas oh my god hallelujah

#spacie spoinks #I SAW #OHHH WHAT I SAW #HIS FACE. OHH I CANT EGET OVER ITTTT #IM IM GONAN BE SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK #GOD BLESS TWITTER DOT COM #THANK YOU FRIENDS WHO KNOW I WILL NEVER SET FOOT ON THAT SITE AND SEND ME THINGS #I LOVE YOU #HOOOOGOGGUGH #HE WAS SO.....SUBKMISSIVE.... #SO BREEDABLE.... #SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMSSS #IM NOT OKAY #starts pacing around my room muttering to myself #breedable...he was BREEDABLE..! right fucking...there dude..... #every few weeks my friends all just like descend on me and drive me INSANE im telling you BONKERS

[toasty-owl-arts]

cant believe they invented polyamory like holy shit

#amphibia #amphibia fanart #sashannarcy #marcanne #sashanne #sasharcy #anne boonchuy #marcy wu #sasha waybright #my art #FinchDoodles #god if any of you follow me on twitter the difference between my captions cross platforms must be insane #twitter is nice and polite and all 'oh look a drawing!' #tumblr is #'aight fuckwits i made art take it and go (affectionate)' #anyway lmao i drew something #yay!!!!!!!! #eh #trying to figure out clip studio paint has been a nightmare why does everything take so many steps

[disasterinbound]

cat prince souyo hehehe... save me cat prince souyo..

maybe yosuke saves a cat from being run over on his way to work, and a new person shows up in town. those two events are definitely not in any way related.

yu is the cat prince who comes to inaba to experience what life is like to humans and how to blend in. dojima and nanako are cat royalty as well so he gets sent to live with them for a bit. yes they can turn into cats.

yosuke saves cat!yu from being run over by a car or something. the next night after, theres a knock at yosuke's door, and yu shows up, thanks yosuke for saving his life and tells him that he wants to show his appreciation.

yosuke is of course really confused, and he's like what?? so yu goes into his cat form and stands up on his hind legs. yosuke is starting to think that this is a dream and he really should start saying no to taking those extra shifts if this is the dream he's gonna get

also yosuke being yosuke is like "nah man s ok it was nothin" and yu is like "no, no, i insist" before he leapts off and yosuke's left wondering why he's dreaming of a hot guy turning into a cat

like a day later a basket of fish appears in his kitchen and he's like ??? where did this come from until he remembers what happened. he then starts going FUCK ok ok first of all the fish. i need to give it back to him because i don't like fish. then he hops on his bike and realises FUCK where does he live. so he keeps it in the freezer for the time being until he can figure out what to do

yu then shows up at JUNES going did you like the fish :3 and yosuke is like "im so sorry dude but i actually don't like fish..." but yu looks so crestfallen like a cute cat who's sad and yosuke is about to pat him on the back until he perks back up and goes "wait for tomorrow :3" and speeds off as yosuke realises that he never asked where yu lived so he can give back the fish

cue the next few days becoming extreme tomfoolery when yu gives him gifts that cats like because he doesn't get how humans work yet and he didn't ask nanako and dojima, cats who have been more accustomed to humans and their behaviour for help. smart move bancho.

until yosuke's had enough and just tells yu that he really doesn't like the gifts but yu just looks so sad like a wet cat that yosuke goes what if you took me out to eat or hang out because he's been affected by yu's charms.

after that surprisingly fun date outing, yosuke thinks that's the end of it, until yu shows up the day after like "hi lets go out :3"

and then??? he just shows up everytime??? and they both have fun together??? and then yosuke begins to fall for bancho (and vice versa) as they both get to know each other more??? (i mean, you do seem pretty good with your hands) astounding, brain. bravo. maybe yu tells yosuke more about the cat kingdom and how he doesn't know that much about humans

one day, yu decides to confess via courtship, and starts becoming really touchy with yosuke. like in his cat form he rubs up against yosuke more, and in his human form, he purrs a lot around him and links their hands together. And yosuke's like ??? (flushed) but he's not saying no because maybe its just a normal thing in the cat kingdom. definitely not cuz he likes yu or anything.

but yu thinks yosuke is giving out a lotta mixed signals to his courting, like shying away sometimes (he's embarrassed because they were in public) or accepting it but not leaning into it, so he goes to dojima for advice.

dojima: did you ever tell him you're courting him. he probably doesn't know what you're doing.

yu: ...oops :3

and off he goes to fix off his mistake! dojima sets him a few things straight and awkwardly tells him about dating and stuff before he goes to meet yosuke on the riverbank.

funnily enough that's also when yosuke decides to confess to yu, so when yosuke goes "I like you!" all blushing and after yu also reciprocates he's like "is this a good time to mention that I've been courting you"

yosuke: you've been WHAT

yu: :3

and so they became official boyfriends!! (and maybe cat husband kings but thats for later)

yosuke gets to tease yu about it for a week until yu kisses him til he's dazed and yosuke promptly falls into a trash can.

#souyo #persona 4 #yosuke hanamura #yu narukami #YIPPEEEE this milled around in my brain for a bit #this was also based off the cat returns but like i become insane #i wanted to do that thief souyo au on hourlyhanamura's twitter but my brain said no heart emoji and i was like damn ok #but follow hourlyhanamura please and thank you for yosuke pictures #i like the one post on hourlyhanamura where arena shadow yu goes you're my partner now :3. absolute banger. #my brain is vibrating #chefs kissing. making out even #god. brain not englishing. hope you guys can understand what im posting

[sodastyx]

okay still feeling slightly hysterical from new btb songs but ermmmm i been playing brawl stars recently

#oh god the new songs #someone needs to take me out old yeller style i was going INSANE on twitter #anywhoooo this aint about btb right now #my art #digital art #brawl stars #gray #gray brawl stars #mortis #mortis brawl stars #deadsilent #my buddy over on twitter callrd them that and i am ILL