There was a ravine at my work, and my girlfriend had a massive catapult and shot me over it. I hit a target and slid down and fell. The falling woke me up.
Operation Reserve Team A6 member Catapult, reporting in! Hey, I can tell you're hella different from that stuffy old bit - I mean, that esteemed, honorable instructor Ms. Dobermann. Right? Like it's obvious!
A Mercenary Catapult. I love the Catapult, jump jets on a missile boat that actually has decent close range weapons makes for a solid mech that can easily get where you need it, park, then rain missile fire until things get close, then easily reposition and switch to the lasers
top 5 arknights operators ranked by how much hatemail they receive from the rest of rhodes island
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Aak - he keeps developing strange, weird-smelling, possibly (usually) dangerous chemical concoctions and applying them to other operators without permission
Nian - Unemployed
Asbestos - she hates everyone and frequently acts like a dick. She'd be higher if she wasn't also out exploring all the time so people didn't have to deal with her. The hatemail stacks up in her inbox while she's gone though.
Ch'en - Ch'en.
Honorable Mention: Dobermann, but it's literally all from Catapult.