Customer: (not on record)
DMV: 666?
Verdict: ACCEPTED
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The Queen of Dreamville 📸 by Izzy Nuzzo on Twitter.
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california dmv plate: "PUSSY SMACKER"
Customer: PICS FOR PROOF (ATHC, 1.06gig)
DMV: WHAT THEY SAY IS TRUE, THEM PUSSIES SWOLE'D UP LOL
Verdict: APPROVED
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Customer: COLLEGE INSIDE JOKE
DMV: BRO WHAT THE FUCK
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: THE SOUND MY DIRTBIKE MAKES AND FAVORITE NUMBER.
DMV: BRAP IS MARKED UNACCEPTABLE? URBAN SAYS IT IS THE SOUND OF A GUNSHOT
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: A HAPPY GREETING THAT ALIENS SAY.
DMV: LMAO=LAUGH MY ASS OFF
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: (not on record)
DMV: PIG-?
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: MY SPANISH CAT
DMV: GATO MEANS CAT
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: OUR LAST NAME AND OUR FIRST I INISHELS.
DMV: last name is Cook, first name Michael. Looks like "cook me" ??
Verdict: ACCEPTED
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Customer: KILLING ANY COMPETITION
DMV: KILL?
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: BLACK CHEVY TAHOE AND MY NAME
DMV: HOE-WHORE. NO TAHOE ON RECORD
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: COOL STUFF
DMV: DOPE SHIT
Verdict: DENIED
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Customer: I'M A HUGE FAN OF THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS. PLATE IS MEANT TO BE READ AS "CALIFORNIA REST IN PEACE" IN REFERENCE TO THEIR SONG "DANI CALIFORNIA".
DMV: REST IN PEACE
Verdict: DENIED
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