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inhumanbeing · 2 days
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I'm feeling mildly blasphemous, so let's muppet-cast the bible.
Non-negotiable: Animal is Jon the Baptists. "RE-PENT, RE-PENT, RE-PENT!"
Jesus is the only Human.
Sweetums is that guy who was possessed by Legion, and then they were cast out into 'pigs' (it's the chicken-girls wearing fake pig snouts, since pigs are actual people in this world)
Up for debate: Statler and Waldorf are Anas and Caiaphas.
I am taking suggestions for more. Also, I think Sam the Eagle should be Pilate.
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0starmuncher0 · 1 day
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paper-stuff-per · 2 days
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andallshallbewell · 2 days
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"God gave birds wings, but he didn't forbid them from flying. He blessed cheetahs with speed, but he never forbad them from outrunning their prey. He did, however, give humans a brain and insisted that they not use it."
Proverbs 3:5-6
Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding. In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.
2 Corinthians 10:5
Casting down imaginations, and every high thing that exalteth itself against the knowledge of God, and bringing into captivity every thought to the obedience of Christ
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godslove · 2 days
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tajcox · 2 days
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heartoflesh · 2 days
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CALLING ALL JESUS FOLLOWERS. I WOULD LIKE TO FOLLOW YOU IF YOU ARE A BELIEVER AND BIBLE-BASED <3 would love some more community on my dash ♥
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faithfulf4wn · 2 days
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God is closer than you think 🤍
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reformedfaith · 2 days
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As he said these things, a woman in the crowd raised her voice and said to him, “Blessed is the womb that bore you, and the breasts at which you nursed!” But he said, “Blessed rather are those who hear the word of God and keep it!”
Luke 11:27-28
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Live in the “here and now”
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mysimpleservant · 3 days
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andallshallbewell · 16 hours
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justanorthodoxgirl · 3 days
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When I started praying again as a young adult, I often had to force myself... I felt strange, sometimes perhaps even hypocritical today I can't pray enough. It is gratitude for all the things I have... that I was allowed to open my eyes again this morning, that God healed my back, that I am allowed to learn and study what I want, that I am allowed to serve other people like Jesus did, that I am free to choose what I eat and have an apartment where I feel safe.
I kiss Jesus when I wake up in the morning, when I leave the house, when I come home, when I am full of joy, when I am looking for help and at night when I go to bed.
I don't think the word praying is quite right... because it seems so one-sided... like I'm just talking, but that's not the truth... praying is a dialog, we just have to learn to listen.
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