#Hallelujah Holy Shit where’s the Tylenol

[s1utforvampires]

rick trager REALLY reminds me of clark griswold and i have no idea what to do with that comparison except inform tumblr

#tell me u can’t see rick going on the christmas rant #tell me u can’t see him saying the words “HALLELUJAH! holy shit!!!!! where’s the tylenol?” #i think it’s the maniacal glint in the eyes #national lampoons christmas vacation #clark griswold #outlast #richard trager #rick trager

[theawkwardqueerturtle]

Weird rant time

Okay, so I am genuinely low-key pissed off rn because I am craving Poutine so bad right now but I live in the US nowhere near the Canadian border so I'm basically screwed, and that's got me thinking, why the fuck is Poutine not more of a thing here? For one thing, we have incredibly easy access to all the ingredients to it, and for another thing, it seems like it would be crazy popular here in the US, but noooo, we don't have it readily available, you have to either make it yourself, or travel for hours and possibly cross the border just to have the most delicious food I've ever eaten

#HALLELUJAH #HOLY SHIT #where's the tylenol

[inevitablemoment]

I got COVID on Christmas.

Merry Christmas to me.

#Fuck my life #Crappy Christmas #Hallelujah! Holy Shit! Where's the Tylenol?

[stupittmoran]

Hallelujah Holy Shit Where's The Tylenol

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(while at the Christmas get-together for the businesses on the bookshop's street) Crowley(drunk and bitter): - Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Aziraphale, my former friend, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there in Heaven with all the other do-gooder angels, and I want him brought right here! With a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is!!!! HALLELUJAH! HOLY SHIT!...Where's the Tylenol?

#incorrect quotes #good omens #good omens 2 #ineffable divorce #original: national lampoon's christmas vacation #anthony j crowley #crowley #aziraphale

[vampprince-sono]

when Clark Griswold said "Hallelujah, holy shit, where's the Tylenol?" I felt that

#christmas #christmas vacation #national lampoon's christmas vacation #clark griswold #chevy chase #listen... #i understand this movie way more as an adult than i did as a kid #i feel clark's meltdowns lmao

[ashleypureheart22]

“I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?”

-Goldilocks about Jack Horner, probably

#Puss in Boots #Puss in Boots The Last Wish #Goldilocks #Source: National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation #Incorrect Quotes

[askrockandfriends]

Christmas Vacation sentence starters

"Eat my road grit, Liver Lips!"

"Would it be indecent to ask the grandparents to stay at a hotel?"

"[Name], stop it! I don't want to spend the holidays dead!"

"You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant!"

"She'll see it later, honey. Her eyes are frozen shut."

"Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christm-kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hannakah."

"If that thing had nine lives, she just spent 'em all."

"I'm sorry, this is our family's first kidnapping."

"And why is the carpet all wet, [obnoxiously elongated naaaaame]?"

"It's good. It's gooood."

"When Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!"

"Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn. The clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an asshole in his bathrobe emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer."

"Take a look around you, [name]! We're at the threshold of hell!"

"Shitter was full!"

"If you want to come in, you'll have to break down the goddamn door!"

"Hey, [name], where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?"

"I'm gonna catch it in a coat and smack it with a hammer!"

"Welcome to our home - what's left of it."

"Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"

"Mom, this box is meowing."

"We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tapdanced with Danny-fucking-Kaye!"

"I hope nobody I know drives by and sees me standing in the yard staring at the house in my pajamas."

"Dad, you taught me everything I know about exterior illumination."

"What is it? A letter confirming your reservation to the nuthouse?"

"I don't know what to say, but it's Christmas, and we're all in misery."

"Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"

And for some slightly NSFW ones...

"The air is a bit nipply out - I mean nippy out."

"Bend over and I'll show you!"

"Wouldn't be the holiday shopping season if the stores weren't hooter than they - hotter than they are."

#ask meme #specify muse

[no-morning-glories]

Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol.

#national lampoon’s christmas vacation

[incorrectsonicquotes]

Knuckles: "Hey, if any of you were looking for any last minute gift ideas for me...I have one. I'd like Dr Egggman right here, tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there in Eggmanland with all the other evil people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head. And I wanna look him straight in the eye and I wanna tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good rotten, floor flushing low life, snake licking, dirt eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, bloodsucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fatass, bug-eyed, stiff legged and spotty-lipped, wormheaded, sack of monkey shit he is! HALLELUJAH! HOLY SHIT! Where's the tylenol?"

#incorrect quotes #incorrect sonic quotes #sonic the hedgehog #knuckles the echidna #s: national lampoon's christmas vacation

[clintismoved]

ACCEPTING ASKS // @hexsreality -> ’ hallelujah! holy shit!  where’s the tylenol?! ’ (for Clint!)

Their lives wouldn't be their lives if there wasn't some d-list crook trying to steal Christmas or whatever, he had honestly lost the plot about five hours ago, the day before the eve of the day. Something like that. The archer finds himself laughing as they manage to make their way back to Clint's Brooklyn abode.

Carried in his arms are a few shopping bags when he shoves the front door open. Last minute shopping had taken a turn for the worse but they were finally back and ready to wrap what they acquired. Most of them joke gifts for their fellow avengers.

He cheers in rejoice with Wanda as she collapses down onto his couch. WHERE'S THE TYLENOL?! That takes Clint out of his thoughts and OH THAT'S RIGHT! He had watched Wanda take a pretty nasty hit. She looked fine for the most part and he's scrambling to go find some form of painkiller for Wanda.

❝ Same drugs! ❞ He exclaims as he tosses a bottle of ibuprofen toward the Witch before going to get her a glass of water that he delivers to his friend. ❝ Alright, witchy, let's get a wrapping! ❞ Clint goes to get a box of gift wrapping material out from the overfilled closet and drops it down onto the coffee table in front of Wanda.

#hexsreality #THREADS -> hexsreality #thank you and happy holiday ! #[ VERSE; 616 ] All he ever needed was to trust his own wings

[brewed-pangolin]

'And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, Iying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is!'

'Hallelujah! Holy shit!'

'Where's the Tylenol?'

Merry Christmas, y'all 💛

#Christmas vacation #such a classic #SQUIRRREL!! #so many quotable moments #favorite Christmas movie #Merry Christmas #Christmas

[midnightmindcave]

fuck tiktok fuck youtube fuck google fuck this video-centered internet search engine asshattery that produces pages and pages of video “results” i do NOT want to watch ten minutes of someone’s bullshit just to confirm that rubbing alcohol hardens gel superglue just fucken give me an answer in text i can read and absorb instantly and stop tryin to also sell me an mlm vitamin product before getting to the rubbing alcohol part fuck tiktok fuck youtube fuck google hallelujah holy shit where’s the tylenol

#i am using both firefox and duckduckgo but this is like some kind of cancer #it is the opposite of linkrot

[brokenpiecesshine]

Pete Wentz on Instagram, 26/12/2022.

Hallelujah - holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?

#2022 #Pete Wentz #Fall out boy #Fob #meagan camper #Food

[daisiesandgiggles]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck mondays…….fuck fucker fucked fuck sake or fucks sake fucker fuck it fuck me fuck you fuck work fuck the fucking fuckers fuck my emails fuck your emails fuck all emails. Ok thanks I needed that.

Holy shit hallelujah where’s the Tylenol

Holy Fuck that's alot of fuckin Fucks! But what the Fuck its fuckin Monday so who give a flyin fuck right?@whosthisfkingguy How bout you@tattedthikgirl2 Do you give a fuck? I know our sweet friend Mr wtfg looks handsome as Fuck on this Fucky Fuckin Monday doesnt he? And yessss that was very satisfying indeed. Fuck i needed that.

Oh and one more thing.....Fuck tylenol we need the good stuff today babe😁💋Thanks for joining us for Fuck You Monday.😊

#submission

[maximumcatpress]

Merry everything, y'all. Hallelujah, holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?

#Youtube