#I want to eat Rire

[annoyingann]

here's a bunch of other sketches from Rire!!

(for 1st pic: yes, my character is standing there, it's just that I'm not very original and she looks like a typical woman with bob.)

(for 2nd pic: it hurts me to look at these shoulders)

references: 1. I don't know the name of the illustrator, but I know that this is an illustration for Lermontov's "Demon" 2. Viktor Vasnetsov "The Last Judgment" 3. Gustave Dore "Lucifer"

BONUS:

#boyfriend to death #btd rire #lucien rire #sketch #i'm sorry #i'm cringing #I want to whine about my uselessness #I want to eat Rire #*muffled chomp* #HE IS TASTY #sorry Rire fans i ate him

[danishpastri]

Happy Valentine’s

BTD/TPOF As Your Valentine

Strade

He’s surprised at first. You got him chocolates? Where did you even get them? The collar on your neck made it so you couldn’t leave, and you didn’t know your address.

He shrugs it off and starts eating the chocolates immediately. He almost didn’t see the note next to the heart-shaped box, but when he finally reads it.

He smiles, “Ah… I’m going to wreck them later.” He hums as he eats with his mouth full of chocolate.

“Ooh, this one’s filled with caramel.”

Lawrence

He’s starstruck

“H-Huh? Valentine’s Day? Uhm… thank you. I didn’t get you something though. I-Is that okay?”

He’s all red and nervous, constantly fighting with his hands as he stares down at the chocolates. He doesn’t want to eat them. They were a gift from you, and it would feel wrong to eat.

So he doesn’t… he never opens the box and lets it become a decoration piece, letting it rest up against a wall.

You make a reminder to yourself to just give him a card next year.

Ren

He’s so excited. He got you chocolates as well, fox themed.

He has a whole date planned with you. Movie time together is always fun with him, but he actually chose a romance movie to watch instead of the usual gore.

It’s a special day, one where you two can be together for as long as possible.

He’s also definitely going to give you head.

He’s between your legs with a knife against your skin, and he’s carving a heart into your upper thigh.

Rire

“Oh? You know, I have heard of a Valentine’s gift before, but I never thought I’d actually receive one.”

He’s gives you a small kiss. “I’ll make sure to keep this for as long as I live, darling.”

You and him then proceed to have a long night filled with red wine, a fine dinner, and love making.

You wake up the next day with bruises and bite marks littering your shoulders, back, thighs, and arms.

Sano

He got you flowers, roses with thorns. He gets down on one knee to give them to you.

He’s quite romantic, taking you out for dinner at a restaurant.

He bought you an outfit as well as one for himself. He wanted both of you to look as dashing as possible while you ate.

He’s holding your hand while you eat, making it quite hard to cut your steak.

Once you two reach home, you take a shower together then go to sleep.

But who says there weren’t naughty times occurring during that shower

Vincent

He’s astonished. He finds you laying in bed with new lingerie that he didn’t know you bought.

You don’t go on a date or anything fancy.

Just countless hours of breeding until all of your holes are leaking.

He does give you tons of aftercare, giving you a hot bath afterwards while he rubs you up and down with a towel.

Cain

He’s going to make you the nicest steak dinner in the whole world.

He’ll eat you out afterwards too. He gets two nice meals that day >;p

Lots of romantic shit. He gets in with you in your bathtub, makes you food, makes love to you.

All the romantic date cliches

Derek

You gave him chocolates? He’s not too grateful. You give him flowers? He doesn’t care.

“Oh? It’s Valentine’s Day? I didn’t know. Whoops, guess you aren’t getting anything ‘till next year.”

He doesn’t really care about the holiday, but he’ll still fuck you (he already does that practically every day though).

Celia

Just like Sano, she’ll take you out for dinner. She’ll wear a beautiful dress while she does; it’s black with velvet material, and it doesn’t show much skin.

She’ll bring you home afterwards and gladly sit on your face.

You shower with her after making love, and you both can’t stop touching each other.

You fall asleep naked while in each other’s arms and smiles on your faces

Mason

“Darlin? I’m sorry; I didn’t know it was today. I, uh… was planning to give you this on your birthday though.”

He hands you a wood-carved heart; although it’s not cute and stylistic. It’s an atomically accurate replica of a real heart but made out of wood.

He’s trying hard to be romantic. Just give him time. He’s used to only having murder on the mind.

You two will get chairs and sit by the lake, watching the sunset go down together as you hold hands and talk about your days.

#Strade #boyfriend to death #boyfriend to death 2 #btd #btd2 #the price of flesh #TPOF #derek goffard #ren hana #lawrence oleander #my writing #imagines #Drabble #Rire #mason heiral #celia lede #sano kojima #vincent metzger #lucien rire #cain zeitgeist

[darqx]

Some BP/HH/General asks

That mood when you want to share all the things but also want to keep it under wraps for the actual thing haha! Thanks very much anon!

As for your questions, I can't actually be specific cos there's no definitive number I have in mind for either. Basically there are a number of sectors (you can consider them their equivalent of countries - they have less than what we do though), and a number of species of demon of which I've designed about seven of. The ones I've shown before are these guys (and do you think I could find this pic again? No, I had to recreate it cos for the life of me I couldn't remember what ask I'd previously stuck it in lol):

One day when i have enough species and stuff out there I want to make a proper field guide \o/

Thank you very much for the interest! ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ I would actually love to for BP, but before I jump the gun there I have to get the comic out first lol. That being said I have made mini-games before featuring the HH versions and some other characs alas they are all lost at the moment to the sands of Flash becoming obsolete 😩

Me and Gato do still collab sometimes (and send each other Xmas presents)! °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

I have been working on one off and on for a while actually! Hopefully I'll have some pages to post next year or so*, I've been doing a bit of thumbnailing recently :D

*that is the plan but i also don't know where people find the time to do anything with a full time job lol.

Hullo! Glad you are enjoying the snippets of BP I've got here and there :D Here is an older ref on Izm back when i first got the idea (at that time i didn't really plan to do anything with it, it was just an AU. Now it's my main project haha. Anyway the ref is a little bit out of date in that regard.)

I used to have a "field guide" which was also made quite a while ago, unfortunately the death of Flash kinda killed it. Here's a screenshot of some relevant info from it though.

That's an interesting one as it's questionable how sentient souls are after removal 🤔 In my mind its only form is the smoke light, it can "see" to some degree and MIGHT be able to talk (but in a very no one can hear them sort of way, a la i have no mouth and i must scream. So i guess it can think "aloud"). The more time passes the less sentience it has.

It could try, though it wouldn't really get anywhere if it's in Rire's collection. He might just eat it lol.

.D: Good with kids, will be fine in all aspects.

Izm: The fun dad however needs a partner that knows what they're doing to ensure the child safety during shenanigans.

Marcus and Zeke: Also would be good parents though might be more helicopter out of protectiveness/worry when first starting out.

Ren: Geek parent very good for homework help. Some Asian parent tendencies eg "ah see, i told you not to do that right? Now you see what happened."

They are similar to our known society for this! So basically, there are some good families out there (eg Zeke - who is a demon - is from a pretty average loving family), and there are some bad families out there who only care about power or having an heir or whatever.

HH Rire is a human. I differentiate between him and Demon Rire because they are two different characters...even though they are also technically the same character lol. You can consider them as alternate universe iterations of a base "Rire" concept.

I actually half jested this in an old comic lol

I am sorry to inform you that a HH webcomic doesn't actually exist 😅 I did a lot of art, animations and one shots (such as the HHJ comics) with them, but nothing actually planned or serialised or anything. Whatever's currently on my DA or here is basically what exists.

Bringing this image back cos it's relevant lol.

You spelled it correct there though! XD

#answer dump #battle priest #hh au #sz #hedonehigh #long post

[1schadenfreude1]

Boyfriend to Death x sick reader

Yah I know there's a million of these posts, I'm just adding my own ideas to the mix

Also when I say sick I don't mean a common cold, I mean things like the flu, period pain, stomach virus, high fever, etc.

Without further ado, let's get to it!

Strade

At first he laughs at you and pretends that you're lying about being sick

When it becomes obvious how sick you are, he finally gets medicine for you

Only to hold it over your head and make you do degrading things in exchange for the medicine

If you're contagious, he doesn't want to catch it, so he leaves you alone a little more often until you get better

Sano

He's SO excited. He treats you much more delicately than usual

You become the test subject for all sorts of experimental drugs and medications, some of which make you feel better and some that make you feel worse

You start to feel very stiff from being on the operating table for hours on end with all kinds of machines hooked up to you

Sano aggressively sanitizes every surface in his lab so he doesn't get sick himself

Rire

He LOVES your pain and suffering

Makes nasty comments about how weak and fragile humans are

Eventually brings you a strange magical medicine

It helps you feel better, but it also turns your blood into acid

Ren

P A N I C

Human illness is very different from beastkin illness so he has to do a lot of research to get the right medicine

Absolutely smothers you in affection

Barely lets you get out of bed or feed yourself

Cain

Genuinely doesn't believe you, thinks you're lying to get out of punishment

After realizing how sick you are, he just wants to watch the symptoms slowly eat away at your health

Eventually he relents and agrees to get you medicine

You have to tell him exactly what kind though be cause he really doesn't know lol

Vincent

"Suck it up, kiddo"

He thinks you're cute when you're miserable

Lots of hugs and cuddles

Eventually gets you medicine without trouble

Lawrence

Gives you strange herbal remedies that he's made himself

Some of them help you feel better. Some of them make you hallucinate and leave you questioning what is real

He loves when you're weak and dependant on him for everything

He's more sweet and affectionate than usual

Feel free to send asks for writing and headcanon requests!!

#boyfriend to death #boyfriendtodeath #btd fanfic #btd #btd2 #btd headcanons #headcanons #ykmet strade #btd strade #boyfriend to death strade #btd ren #btd lawrence #btd vincent #btd sano #btd rire #btd cain

[pompadourpink]

Le participe passé

The past participle (found in the pluperfect, perfect, past conditional, perfect past, past imperative, past infinitive, past gerund, past subjunctive, and pluperfect subjunctive tenses) is the second element (like been or taken) used to create a number of compound verbal tenses - the most common one being the perfect tense. A past participle can be masculine or feminine, singular or plural.

La conjugaison

Le premier groupe (-er except aller):

-é, -ée, -és, -ées (nous sommes arrivées - we have arrived)

Le deuxième groupe (-ir except découvrir, faillir, ouvrir, partir, sentir, sortir, tenir, venir...):

-i, -ie, -is, -ies (les filles sont parties - the girls have left)

Le troisième groupe:

Règles générales:

-s, -se, -s, -ses

-ø, -e, -s, -es (many irregulars: ouvrir > ouvert, peindre > peint)

-us, -ute, -us, -utes

Règles détaillées:

-é, -ée, -és, -ées; aller, être, naître

-ert, -erte, -erts, -erts; all -ffrir, -vrir except appauvrir

-i, -ie, -is, -ies; all -(a, e, ou)illir, -érir (not after -qu-), a few -uir(e) (fuir, suivre, rire) + partir, réussir, sentir

-is, -ise, -is, -ises; all -quérir + asseoir, mettre, prendre

-lu, -lue, -lus, -lues; résoudre

-ort, -orte, -orts, -orts; mourir

-os, -ose, -os, -oses; clore

-s, -se, -s, -ses; mettre, prendre

-t, -te, -ts, -tes; all -aire, -indre, -uire + dire, écrire, faire

-u, -ue, -us, -ues; all -oir except asseoir (devoir gets a circumflex), all -aître except naître/paître, a few -ir (courir, tenir, venir), most -re except mettre, prendre

-us, -use, -us, -uses; inclure

-us, -ute, -us, -utes; absoudre, dissoudre

Les règles

The past participle will have to agree with a feminine and/or plural subject if the auxiliary is Être. Les souris sont mangées par les chats - mice are eaten by cats.

If the auxiliary is Avoir and the syntax of the sentence is -determiner, noun, auxiliary, past participle, object- then you do not make the participle agree with the noun. It will stay in the neutral form, the masculine singular. La chatte a mangé la souris - the cat has eaten the mouse.

In the same way, if the object is an infinitive verb or an infinitive clause, the participle does not agree with it and stays in its neutral form. La chatte a voulu manger la souris - the cat wanted to eat the mouse.

If the object is placed before the auxiliary (as a noun or an object pronoun), the participle has to agree with the subject. La souris a été mangée par le chat - the mouse has been eaten by the cat.

N.B. If the perfect is made of Avoir + Fait and followed by another verb faire (making someone do/make): je lui ai fait faire des pâtes, or if the object comes with a preposition (indirect object rather than direct object): j'ai parlé à mes parents > je leur ai parlé, there's no agreement.

Les participes passés irréguliers (+e/s)

Acquérir (to acquire) → acquis

Apprendre (to learn) → appris

Atteindre (to attain) → atteint

Asseoir (to sit) → assis

Avoir (to have) → eu

Boire (to drink) → bu

Comprendre (to understand) → compris

Conduire (to drive) → conduit

Connaître (to know) → connu

Construire (to build) → construit

Courir (to run) → couru

Couvrir (to cover) → couvert

Craindre (to fear) → craint

Croire (to believe) → cru

Décevoir (to deceive; to disappoint) → déçu

Découvrir (to discover) → découvert

Devoir (to have to) → dû

Dire (to say) → dit

Écrire (to write) → écrit

Être (to be) → été

Faire (to do; to make) → fait

Falloir (to have to) → fallu

Instruire (to instruct) → instruit

Joindre (to join; to affix) → joint

Lire (to read) → lu

Mettre (to put) → mis

Mourir (to die) → mort

Naître (to be born) → né

Obtenir (to obtain) → obtenu

Offrir (to offer) → offert

Ouvrir (to open) → ouvert

Peindre (to paint) → peint

Permettre (to allow; to permit) → permis

Plaire (to please) → plu

Pleuvoir (to rain) → plu

Prendre (to take) → pris

Produire (to produce) → produit

Pouvoir (to be able to) → pu

Recevoir (to receive) → reçu

Réduire (to reduce) → réduit

Rire (to laugh) → ri

Savoir (to know) → su

Souffrir (to suffer) → souffert

Suivre (to follow) → suivi

Tenir (to hold) → tenu

Vivre (to live) → vécu

Valoir (to be worth) → valu

Voir (to see) → vu

Vouloir (to want) → voulu

Movie: Le grand blond avec une chaussure noire - Yves Robert, 1972

#temps #basique #conjugaison

[thedemoninmywalls]

10 for the nsft kink prompts!! :3

- @freakkisser

10: Humiliation Fic under the cut! <3

After a long day at work, Aro was looking forward to coming home and making dinner. She hadn't eaten a thing since lunchtime, not even a snack. On her way home she was already thinking about what food she had and what to cook.

So she was pretty surprised to find, upon entering her apartment, that her kitchen was completely empty.

The shelves were bare and the fridge was all cleaned out. The whole kitchen was as empty and clean as the day she moved in.

Aro blinked, rubbed her eyes, and then looked again. She ran her hands over the counters and the shelves in the fridge. There was simply nothing there. She turned on the sink to get a drink of water, but even that wasn't working.

Her kitchen had been quite full this morning, but now there wasn't a speck of food or water in the whole apartment.

Of course, there was only one possible explanation for this. Predictably, Rire was sitting in the living room, sipping tea.

“What the hell did you do to my kitchen?” Aro demanded, standing in the doorway with her arms crossed.

“What? Don't you like how clean it is?” he smiled, feigning innocence.

“Where is all my food?” Aro asked in an exasperated tone. She could tell he was going to be difficult.

“Somewhere safe,” Rire assured her. “You’ll get it back if you behave.”

Ah. She should have known. He was gonna hold her food hostage until she did what he asked.

“What do you want?” she demanded impatiently.

Rire smirked, confident that he had the upper hand, as usual.

“Get your collar,” he ordered.

Aro made a face. “I hate the collar.”

“Then you won't eat tonight,” he replied decisively.

Groaning in frustration, Aro dragged her feet to the bedroom. She fetched the collar and its leash from the nightstand and returned to the living room.

“Just don't make it too tight, please?”

“Kneel.”

Aro kneeled, staying obediently still while Rire clasped the collar around her neck. It wasn't tight enough to choke her, but tight enough to press against her throat. With the leash tightly wound around Rire’s hand, it would only take a little tug to restrict Aro’s breathing.

The collar had a little metal dog tag that read “pet” and jingled whenever she moved. It was humiliating to wear, which was probably why Rire liked it.

“Now what?” Aro asked, pulling at the collar to loosen it.

“Now we will try something new,” Rire’s yellow eyes brightened with mischief. “I saw it online today and thought it would be just perfect for us.”

“What is it?” Aro was wary. Rire's new ideas were usually not very pleasant for her.

“It's better to show you,” Rire dug into a plastic shopping bag and pulled out two foam balls.

“Hold these and squeeze tightly,” he instructed, placing a ball in each of her hands.

Aro obeyed, unsure what he was getting at. Rire took out a thick roll of duct tape and wound it around her closed fists. Long strips of sticky tape, all around her fingers and almost up to her wrists. When he was done, she couldn't move her fingers an inch. Her hands were nothing more than useless balls of tape.

“Um…” Aro stared at her tape mittens bewilderedly.

Rire opened Aro's laptop and navigated to the sketchy dark web video site where he watched Ren’s livestreams.

“Come here,” he ordered gently, pulling Aro onto his lap.

She sat and watched as he pressed play on a torture porn video. By now she’d been forced to watch enough of them that she was starting to get desensitized. Now she hardly flinched when the killer onscreen smashed a woman's leg with a sledgehammer.

While they were watching, Rire’s hands sneaked under her shirt and began to play with her nipples. He pinched and rubbed the soft nubs of flesh until they were erect and stimulated.

From where she sat on his lap, Aro felt Rire’s erection beneath his pants, poking against her ass. He liked to make her needy and aroused while watching torture porn, so that she associated the pleasure with pain.

“Mmm,” Aro moaned softly, leaning into his touch. Unconsciously, she went to touch her sex - and remembered the tape around her hands. Without the use of her fingers, she couldn't get her skirt off.

“Mph…Rire…” Aro grinded herself against his lap, hoping for some friction.

“What is it?”

“I-I can't…” she lifted her tape mittens, humiliated by their uselessness.

“I want you to touch me…please,” Aro mumbled, red from embarrassment.

“Of course,” Rire effortlessly slipped his fingers under her skirt and entered her.

“My poor little pet can't touch herself when her hands are all taped up, hm?” He snickered in her ear. “How pathetic. You need your master to do everything for you, isn't that right, little one?”

Aro started to respond, but then Rire’s fingers rubbed against her clit and she gasped instead.

“Nngh - fuck -” Aro moaned louder, shifting her hips against his hand. He tugged on the leash so the collar pressed hard against her throat.

“Good toy…that's my good toy,” he breathed into her neck as he fucked her with his fingers.

She came after only a few minutes, her wetness spilling all over Rire's hand.

“What a mess,” Rire tsked. “Did you ever taste yourself?”

He poked his fingers into her mouth and made her lick his whole hand clean. The taste of her own cum was strange and reminded Aro that she was thirsty. She longed for water to wash the taste away.

“You humans are just too easy,” Rire teased as he turned off the video. “Just a few touches is all it takes to make you melt. So weak and worthless. You're good for nothing except pleasing your master.”

Aro slipped off his lap and turned to face him.

“I-I did everything you asked,” she whimpered. “Please, I need water…and food…”

“Of course,” Rire snapped his fingers. “Everything has returned to the kitchen. You may help yourself…”

He grinned evilly. “But you may not take the tape off your hands. If you try to take it off, I will hurt you.”

It was at that moment, of course, that Aro’s stomach growled quite loudly. Her insides felt pinched from hunger. If she wasn't starving, she might have defied Rire and marched into the kitchen, tape mittens and all.

But now hunger had eroded her dignity. It was humiliating to depend on him, but it would be even more humiliating to try getting food and water without the use of her hands.

Her vision blurred, and Aro realized that hot tears of frustration and embarrassment were running down her cheeks.

“Please,” she begged. “I can't do it by myself. Please help me…I’m so hungry. I just need a little food and water. I'll do anything.”

“Anything?” Rire's eyebrows raised in amusement. “What can you possibly offer me that I don't have already?”

“I don't know!” Aro sobbed. She tried to wipe away her tears with her useless tape mittens. She hated crying in front of him, but now that she started, she couldn't stop.

Rire watched her cry for a while before he finally felt pity. He stood up from the couch and led her away with a gentle hand on her shoulder.

“Come, my pet…let's get you something to eat.”

#the demon in my walls #self ship #boyfriend to death #canon x self insert #btd rire #lucien rire #thanks for the ask! #btd fanfic

[ruskatuskapuskasapuska]

Joo-o elikkäs pelattii kaverin kans (en tiiä outatakko kamu tägäämällä, jätämpä tekemätä (mostly koska en tiiä mitenkä moinen ees toimii tumpussa, oon vielä nii uusavuton täällä)) vähä btd:tä (+käännettii/dubattii sitä mahollisismman kämäsesti) ja siitähä brainrotti synty :) jotenka täs meemui (mostly inspired by stp - artturi-setä kiriolee) ja rando rire ja strade jussi-puvuis (koska strade vähintäänki on täys-puukkojunkkari (more like puukkorunkkari hahahahahha, ei.))

And if some unfortunate soul wants poorly explained translations you're in luck cuz I don't wanna go to sleep yet (these are mostly jokes(?) from finnish YTPs so they're kinda weird and pretty dry out of context):

1st pic "I got a dislike yesterday... - ...tho I'm crying, i still believe I'll get a like (eventually)." (YTP-quote)

2nd pic "Strade's heart is missing a piece and (oo oo) Ren might've eaten it" (we made a parody of this corny love song (puuttuva palanen by robin) (og going something like "my he-heart is missing a piece and oo-oo it looks like you"))

3rd pic "I've already seen this movie" (another ytp-quote)

4nd pic "hear my wi-wi-wi(sh)-!! I want to le-le-le(ave)!!" (aanother ytp-quote)

5th pic "this game drove me insane, even tho I was eating/tasting pasta" (aaanother (extra-weird) ytp-quote (it's just been such a mood, so needed to do a lil personal sona-meme))

6th pic is just rire and strade in traditional Finnish folk costumes (these outfits are sometimes kinda associated with these knife-wielding... rascals? + we were coming up with a silly Finland AU while playing BTD with a friend sooo...)

Okay I'll shut up now gnight

#btd #boyfriend to death #Strade #Ren #Rire #shitpost #Finnish shitposting #sinätuubapaska #Artturi-setä kiriolee #älkää vaan koskaan menkö kasperiin. Päädyt vielä jonku setä-miehen kellariin kultavuores ja joudut sen ihmis-unboxaus/pränkkikanavalle #btd memes

[kann1bal1st1c-vvh0r3yummyyummy]

Saw you were accepting requests but wondering...requests for what? Do you do art? Hcs? One shots? Also what exactly do you write? Yandere? Ooor....sorry for all these questions but didn't see anything listing what you exactly write/draw.

Btw...I'm also autistic! So if you did have it typed somewhere and I didn't see it? I apologize in advance.

Also nice to meet another crk fan!

OMG YAYAYYY FIRST ASKKKK!! OMG IM SO EXCITED!

Some of the things I talk about can be an analysis on two characters relationships within any of the listed medias that were there? I can do headcanons for any characters, that being NSFW or SFW, fluff. I can do mini one shots or give prompts for fanfics I can draw lil shitty doodles or even attempt to make characters from the listed medias in gacha life 2, anything really! I can post about scenarios or fake conversations between characters!

For example, someone could ask for a one shot prompt for Yandere!Caine au (Caine is from The amazing digital circus) or someone could ask me to do an analysis on the relationship between Rire and Strade from boyfriend to death, I could even write a “dead dove, do not eat” fic about Ted and Ellen angst.

When I mean anything, I mean anything .

When it comes to the analog horror stuff you Gotta let me know what analog horror series you want me to do it on! Like for a more lighter side The Mandela catalog or on the more intense side Urban Spook!

[dokukoi]

started not tooo long ago but sano is quickly becoming my favorite to romance :3! a doctor AND a twin? exactly my type :3

sano's route is so fun!!! i had a blast w his route, i hope you enjoy it too <3 i love unethical and dubiously moral experiments :3

my fav out of the btd1 bunch was rire's route, because it explores (in a roundabout way, kinda) home invasion and oh i just eat that up. it really needs to be explored more in horror, it's so under utilized for something that's so viscerally gripping and terrifying...

oh and strade's route was fun too!! i think after i played btd and before btd2 i came away thinking if there was anyone i would make fancontent for it was gonna be strade, he just interested me so much i wanted to explore more about him...!!!

but then i played btd and after lawrence's route (which btw, the "you took too many drugs ending," is by far one of my favorite endings in vns ever) i ended up doing ren and the rest was history... :3

#🪩 you've got mail! #plant kisser #i tend to fixate on chrs i get attached to romantically and i mean. strade and law are really really interesting #but i have v boring taste in fictional men LOL. it's pretty predictable #maybe one day i will post content of the way strade and law scratch my brain but until the foreseeable future #i will be the most annoying ren hana lover apologist etc etc known to man

[stay-outta-my-blood-circle]

Finished BTD2. Thoughts. You know the drill (no pun intended). This one was tough!!

BTD1 ver \ TPOF ver

Cain

I didn't think he was all that interesting when I first saw him.

The fact that he is apparently my favorite was not known to me until the creation of this list, just now.

But maybe that's not such a surprise because he's actually got a lot in common with Rire (despite being a fallen angel rather than a demon).

Like Rire, he seems to enjoy the finer things, he's jaded, and more importantly: you have to keep his interest, and he gets bored easily.

Unlike Rire, he's pretty serious by nature (therefore more difficult to entertain and less inclined to put up with 'misbehavior'), practically forlorn even.

Also unlike Rire, though, I think he's more able/likely to become truly fond of someone. He's downright soft once you win him over.

Wings pretty. Hair nice.

I'm also a sucker for the whole 'call me anytime you need help, I'll swoop in and defend you' kind of thing 🥰

First ending: "Cain dropped you"

Favorite ending: either "Cain saved you" or "Cain saw your value"

8.5/10 I'll take him

Lawrence

Baby boy. Baby.

So sweet and anxious. Doesn't want to hurt you but does want to remove your spine and keep it. Loves you so much he wants to (literally) climb inside your ribcage but also can't believe anyone could truly love him back 🥺

someone get this man a psychiatrist

The little sad smiles, the mutters, the blushes. I could just eat him up fr

First ending: "he took you to the woods"

Favorite ending: "Lawrence got closer" or "Lawrence kept you"

*gently holds* 8/10

Damien

Gets a special mention despite not technically having his own route because I love him, your honor

I do have a weakness for grumps so this is not shocking

Another fallen angel, related to Cain. An all around good boy despite being kinda cranky. Also a priest if that does anything for you.

You get a nice epilogue with him if you let him rescue you!!

7.5/10, glad the boyfriend he apparently has doesn't keep him from fooling around with me 😏

Vincent

Went back and forth on him a lot throughout his route

Me when he first appeared on screen: 😳 awooooga!!

Highest percentage of death endings, I think. Yikes. He's easy to piss off.

Big stronk. muscles. scars

I like his personality too. Playful, flirty, and generally easygoing as long as he's not angry.

Protective, loyal, and affectionate (once you win him over), and probably a lot of other traits one could ascribe to a pet dog because.... werewolf

Some of his endings actually gave me feels. He can be very sweet.

Lets you wear!! His clothes!! Because they look good on you and also yours smell good so he wants to keep them! 😖

Some uh. rough kinks 😬 just ignore those I guess

The best ending you can get with him is also poly, which is very cool, because he already kinda has a bf

BUT

I actually kinda dislike the bf so 😒 he's a brat and not in a fun way

First ending: "Vincent stepped in"

Favorite ending: "Vincent saved you"

*scritches ears* 7.5/10 (yeah he's tied with Damien, whatever. I can't choose)

Ren

I realize I picked a very cute CG but..... this little shit

Once again I'm going to piss off the fandom, because he's another major fan favorite

but he really is kind of a little shit. Also I'm sorry, he looks like he's 13 years old and the thirst train just cannot leave the station with him looking like that

I do sympathize with him and he certainly can be adorable. I'm perfectly happy to be kind to him when he's not zapping the ever-loving shit out of me 😠

I can't forgive him for what he did to my baby boy though!! Ever!!!! I hated playing that scene over and over jfc 😭

(also let me just say...... seeing that body he has in the freezer was so cathartic, I very nearly pointed and laughed)

First ending: "you took Law's place" (of course)

Favorite ending: "you helped Ren"

6/10 I do feel the urge to hug him when he cries

[deerskully]

Some of my friends dragged me into the wonderful bottomless pit that is Battle Priest. I absolutely adore the characters (Izm is my personal fav), and I really wanted to do smth I haven’t even thought of drawing before sooo..

Wes tried to eat Rire. As you can tell, it didn’t go so well.

Rire and BP belong to @darqx !! (Love your work btw :-D)

#battle priest #tapewyrms #art #original character #original species #will wood #fight #Weston has a boo boo on his head now :(

[madrerinstica]

Rire eding 7 "you weren't entertaining enought"

-my names is nice to meet you sir- 'extra room' 'yes! i want more' leave them. 'what are you if you're not human.' -bathroom- -cabinets- -glare at him- -try too close mouth- -eat dinner- -accept dinner- -keep questioning him- -yellow eye- -ignore the laughts- -confront rire- -the hard way- -bedroom- -kitchen- -bedroom-

(don't play this game people under 18 years old please)

#rire btd

[pure-kirarin]

Killer x reader (having a stressful day) English / French

Disclaimer : This will be in French and English. It was written originally in French and translated to english. I added the french version at the end of the post if anyone is interested. 

A/N :  こんばんは !  ♡ リクエストしてくれてありがとう~  @holykillercake​ san. This is my first time writing something both in English and in French. Alsooo, writing something for Pasta-husbando ! I hope that you will like it >o< I never noticed that Kirarin & Killer both have “キラ”, this explain why Killer’s hair is so healthy and shiny...Anyways~  始めましょう !

-ENGLISH- 

«- Relax. »

The moment his fingers touched your skin, your shoulders unclenched as if a weight or a burden had dropped off them. Your muscles were stretched to the limit; An underlying tension, no doubt, you were carrying the stress of a whole week on your frail shoulders. «- Y/N. » Just your first name, nothing else.

It was his way of asking you what was bothering you and you understood it. You were there, you had just come to his room, sitting on the sofa and there he is – as it has now became a habit – behind you, offering you a massage. Fairy fingers put pressure on your shoulders, fingers that could as well kill as take you to heaven. Never once you have felt afraid. His touch was comforting, familiar.

« -Don't worry. I just had a stressful day...The usual.  You melted under his touch. You felt his fingers tighten at your remark and you could make out his thought pattern. -No Killer, nobody bothered me. You won't have to kill anyone.  -I wasn't planning on killing anyone. You couldn't suppress a small laugh as you guessed his confusion. He was extremely protective of you, even if he hid it pretty well. Dear lord, just his presence was enough to put you in a better mood. -Yes, yes, of course. And what about the guy from last time ? » You reminded him of your last party, or rather, the party where you both had to babysit Kid once again. A man a little too drunk had taken advantage of the crowd to put an indiscreet hand on your lower back. Needless to say, Killer broke his arm without blinking – a reflex. To be fair, Kid would have reacted even worse, the redhead and you were like brother and sister.

His fingers reluctantly left your shoulders, he got closer to the large bookshelf, as big as one of the room's walls.

Killer was an avid reader, he had books from different origins. You were always in awe in front of his wide knowledge. When did he have all the time to read these books ? Certainly during nights of insomny. He came back and sat down next to you, in his hands, you recognized the book "A Thousand and One Nights", the cover was thick and decorated with a golden frame. You smile excitedly, you and Killer had this habit; whenever you felt bad or couldn't sleep, he would read you fairy tales. He had read dozens of them to you ; The Little Prince, Alice in Wonderland, the Tales of Hoffman. But your favorite was always “A Thousand and One Nights”. (Arabian Nights)  This book cristalised your love. Whenever you couldn't sleep, you would join the man in his room and he would tell you, like Scheherazade, the astonishing tales. Before you even knew it, you had fallen under his spell. He patted his knees and you rested your head just there. His voice carried you to the sands of the east. A voice extremely gentle, mesmerizing. This intimate moment was enough to eradicate all your worries. One hand was carrying the book, while the other stroked your hair and cheeks in turn. His voice told you about the adventures of Sindbad, the famous sailor from Bagdad.  He had bought this book from an old bookstore in Alabasta and it introduced him to the oriental beauty. When he finishes reading the tale you get up slightly and snuggle up in his arms. He circled your waist with his as you stayed there for a moment. -I love it when you tell me about the adventures of Sindbad. I feel like I'm seeing a side of you that no one else can access. -And that's true. You are the only one who wants to hear these stories. He strokes your hair. -All credit goes to you. You are an excellent storyteller. -And you are an excellent listener. » He smiled behind his mask, maybe if he took it off, you could've seen the rose-color that tinted his cheeks.

He appreciated how you cared about everything he said and everything he loved. You were the only person in the world he shared this with, who he could stand sharing all of this with. The stress of the day was now nothing but a vague memory. Only one thing was missing. You wanted to get closer. You wanted to look at him and kiss him. The adventures of Sindbad were not enough. « -I want to look at you...  » You breathe out, your voice was no more than a sigh, a slight whisper that made him smile behind his mask. Smile that you don't see but that you could imagine. You didn't have to see him, you just had to pay attention to his chest rising with the rhythm of his breathing. You now knew how to decipher every gesture and the slightest variation in his voice. But it didn't stop you from wanting to look at him. You knew each other more than anyone, but you always wanted more. You wanted him  entirely to yourself. You wanted him to lay bare his feelings just as you did, because he was your comfort zone and you wanted to be his. You sit, your slender fingers brushing against the hard surface of the mask. You feel his breathing stop. « -For me... » you add, insisting.

It wasn't the first time you'll see him without a mask, but could you be satisfied? He even kept it on in his sleep. Your fingers start caressing the golden locks. « For you. » He repeats, his voice was firm but penetrating. Coming from behind the mask, it was somewhat veiled. Someone else would never have guessed his hesitation but you? Easy task. You couldn't suppress a smile, one of a child that was promised a sugar cube. You were now sitting next to him on the sofa, wrists on your hips, catching your breath, eyelashes barely batting.

The mask was now resting on the armrest. Your eyes layed on his perfectly sculpted face and the purplish lips that you were dying to kiss. Did he hide his face, like Medusa hers, out of fear of petrifying you? «- Killer ... You are so...beautiful. » No need for words, a finger rested on your parted lips. Your gaze was enough, words were sometimes too overwhelming. His azure eyes shone behind a curtain of golden hair. You hesitate, a second then two, before coming to sit on his knees. He was surprised by this proximity but it didn't bother him since he put your hand on his chest. His skin was warm, his heart was beating considerably faster. He didn't say it, that gesture meant "I love you" and you knew it.  - Thank you for being there for me.  » Your face was inches from his. His lips barely caressed yours before kissing you fully as his hand rested on the back of your neck to deepen the kiss. Once again, the gesture spoke better than the words. I love you. I want you. I want you to give me all your stress, all your pain, I want to carry it for you.

- (Y / N) ... A sigh ... I lo- Suddenly, the door thudded open. You didn't have to look back, you knew, both of  you knew who that was. -Killer! When are we gonna eat I'm sss---... Wait what, FUCK- - Can't you knock on the door for once? You grabbed a pillow and threw it at Kid, who was already turning around, embarrassed to have interrupted you. He disappeared as quickly as he had come, uttering a myriad of obscenities in his way. Killer buried his head in your neck, embarrassed to be found in this compromising situation, although it could have been way worse. You cursed Kid inside for interrupting you.

-Killer, what were you saying ? He puts his mask back on murmuring a « nothing »

-But I swear I heard you say it. You were going to say « I love you », right ? You teased

-If you heard it then why are you asking ? He was extremely thankful for wearing his mask at that moment.

-Because I want to hear it again ! -Too honest, you were too honest for his own good. -I love you. -W-wait I wasn't prepared ! You were now the one to blush. Killer wasn't the kind to express his feelings all the time and that openly, so it meant a lot to you.

« Cute » was all he thought of you in that moment. He got up holding you tight against his chest ;

-Well, I think that Kid is really going to throw a tantrum if he doesn't get to eat. You must be starving as well. Would you like to help me in the kitchen ?

-Of course I would. But first put me down. -I am scared that is out of the question. 

He simply answers as he proceeds to hold you over his shoulder, heading towards the kitchen. - French -

«- Détends-toi. »

A l'instant où ses doigts entrèrent en contact avec ta peau, tes épaules s'abaissèrent comme si un poids ou un fardeau en disparaissait. Tes muscles étaient tendus à l'extrême ; Une accumulation de tension sans doute, le stress de toute une semaine.

« - (T/P). »

Juste ton prénom et rien d'autre.

C'était sa manière de te demander ce qui te tracassait et tu le compris. Tu étais là, tu venais tout juste de rentrer dans sa chambre pour t'affaler sur le sofa et le voilà qui -comme à son habitude- t'offrait un massage. Il avait des doigts de fée, comment des doigts pouvaient-ils aussi bien tuer que t'emmener au paradis ? Tu n'avais jamais eu peur de lui. Son toucher était réconfortant et familier.

« -Ne t'en fais pas. C'était juste une journée stressante. »

Tu fondais sous son toucher, sa présence derrière toi était rassurante. Tu sentis ses doigts se crisper à ta remarque et tu pus deviner son schéma de pensée.

«- Non Killer, personne ne m'a embêtée. Tu ne devras tuer personne.

-Je ne comptais tuer personne.

Tu ne pus réprimer un petit rire en devinant son trouble. Il était extrêmement protecteur lorsqu'il s'agissait de toi, même s'il ne le montrait pas. Bon dieu, rien que sa présence était assez pour te mettre de bonne humeur.

-Mais oui, bien sûr. Et le type de l'autre fois, on en parle ? 

Tu ne manquas pas de lui rappeler votre dernière soirée ensemble, ou plutôt, une énième soirée où il fallait prendre soin de Kid. Un homme un peu trop alcoolisé avait profité de la foule pour poser une main indiscrète sur le bas de ton dos. Inutile de mentionner que Killer lui avait fracturé le bras sans ciller. Remarque, Kid aurait agit pire, le roux et toi étiez tout deux comme frère et sœur.

Ses doigts quittèrent tes épaules à contre cœur, tu le vis qui s'approchait de la grande bibliothèque qui occupait un des murs de la pièce. Killer aimait énormément lire, à vrai dire, il avait tellement de connaissances et il avait des livres de différentes origines. Tu étais toujours admirative devant son savoir.

Il revint et s'assit à côté de toi, entre ses mains, tu reconnus le livre « Mille et une nuit », la couverture était épaisse et ornementée d'un cadre doré. Tu souris avec excitation, Killer et toi aviez cette habitude ; à chaque fois que tu te sentais mal ou que tu n'arrivais pas à dormir, il te lisait des contes. Il t'en avait lu des dizaines maintenant ; Le petit Prince, Alice au pays des merveilles, les Contes d'Hoffman. Mais ton préféré restait toujours « Mille et une nuit ».

Ce livre représentait ton énamourement. A chaque fois que tu n'arrivais pas à dormir, tu rejoignais l'homme dans sa chambre et il te contait à la manière de Shéhérazade les contes étonnants. Avant même de t'en rendre compte, tu étais tombée sous son charme.

Il tapota ses genoux et tu posas ta tête là où il l'avait désigné. Sa voix te transportait vers les sables d'orient. Il y mettait tant de douceur. Ce moment intime était assez pour éradiquer tout tes ennuis. Sa main portait le livre, tandis que l'autre, caressait tour à tour tes cheveux et tes joues. Que tu étais chanceuse de l'avoir. Sa voix te racontait les aventures de Sindbad. Il avait acheté ce livre lors d'une escapade à Alabasta et était tombé sous le charme.

Lorsqu'il finit de lire le conte tu te relevas légèrement et tu te blottis dans ses bras. Il encercla ta taille des siens et vous restèrent un instant dans cette position.

-J'adore quand tu me racontes les aventures de Sindbad. J'ai l'impression d'accéder à un côté de toi que seul moi peut voir.

-Et c'est vrai. Tu es la seule qui veut entendre mes contes.

-C'est tout à ton honneur. Tu es un excellent conteur.

-Tu es une excellente audience. »

Il sourit derrière son masque et ne manqua pas d'en rougir. Il aimait comment tu t'intéressais à tout ce qu'il racontait et à tout ce qu'il aimait. Tu étais la seule personne au monde avec qui il partageait cela, avec qui il pouvait se permettre de partager cela. Le stress de la journée n'était plus qu'un vague souvenir. Une seule chose te manquait. Tu voulais plus de proximité. Tu voulais le voir et l'embrasser. Les aventures de Sindbad n'étaient pas assez.

«-Je veux te voir... »

Tu expires, ta voix n'était plus qu'un soupir, léger murmure qui le fit sourire derrière son masque. Sourire que tu ne vis pas mais que tu pus deviner. Tu n'avais plus à le voir, tu n'avais qu'à prêter attention à sa poitrine qui s'élevait au rythme de sa respiration. Tu savais maintenant déchiffrer chaque geste et la moindre variation de sa voix.

Tu le connaissais, vous vous connaissiez plus que personne mais tu en voulais toujours plus. Tu voulais qu'il s'offre entièrement à toi. Tu voulais qu'il mette à nu ses sentiments comme tu le faisais avec lui, parce qu'il était ta zone de confort et que tu voulais être la sienne.

Tu te redresses, tes doigts graciles viennent toucher du bout des doigts la surface dure du masque. Tu sens son souffle s'arrêter.

« Pour moi... » tu répètes, insistante. Ce n'était pas la première fois que tu le verras sans masque, mais pouvais-tu en être satisfaite ? Il le gardait même dans son sommeil. Tes doigts se perdent maintenant dans sa chevelure dorée.

« Pour toi. » Sa voix était ferme mais pénétrante. Venant de derrière le masque, elle était quelque peu voilée.

Une autre n'aurait pas pu deviner son trouble mais pour toi ? Tâche facile. Tu ne pus réprimer un sourire d'enfant auquel on promettait un morceau de sucre. Tu étais maintenant assise à côté de lui sur le sofa, les poignets sur tes hanches, le souffle coupé, les cils battant à peine.

Le masque reposait à présent sur l'accoudoir. Tu pus découvrir son visage parfaitement sculpté, ses lèvres violacées. Cachait-il son visage, comme Meduse ses yeux, de peur de te pétrifier ?

«- Killer...Tu es magnifique. »

Pas besoin de mots, un doigt vint se poser sur tes lèvres entrouvertes. Ton regard était assez, les mots parfois l'encombraient. Ses yeux azur brillaient derrière un rideau de cheveux dorés, ils étaient fuyants. Tu hésites, une seconde puis deux, avant de venir t'installer sur ses genoux. Il fut surpris par cette proximité mais elle ne le gêna pas puisqu'il vint poser ta main sur sa poitrine. Sa peau était brûlante, son cœur battait considérablement plus fort. Il ne le dit pas, ce geste signifiait « Je t'aime » et tu le savais.

«- Merci d'être là pour moi. »

Ton visage était à quelques centimètres du siens. Ses lèvres vinrent caresser les tiennes à peine, avant de t'embrasser pleinement tandis que sa main se posa sur sur ta nuque pour approfondir le baiser. Encore une fois, le geste parlait mieux que les mots. Je t'aime. Je te veux. Je veux que tu me donnes tout ton stress, toute ta peine, je veux la porter pour toi.

-(Y/N)...Un soupir...Je t'ai-

Soudain, la porte s'ouvrit en un fracas. Tu n'eus pas besoin de te retourner, tu savais, vous saviez de qui il s'agissait.

-Killer ! C'est quand qu'on mange je meu--...PUTAIN mais...

-Tu peux pas frapper à la porte pour une fois ?

Tu attrapas un coussin et tu le lanças en la direction de Kid qui se retournait déjà, gêné de vous avoir interrompu. Il disparut aussi rapidement qu'il n'était venu en prononçant une myriade d’obscénités.

Killer enfonça sa tête dans ton cou, gêné d'être découvert dans cette situation compromettante, quoique ça aurait pu être pire.

-Tu disais quoi, chéri ?

Il remit son masque tout en murmurant un « rien du tout ». 

-Mais je jure que je t'ai entendu le dire ! Tu allais dire « Je t'aime », n'est-ce pas ? Tu le taquinais un peu trop pour son bien être.

-Si tu m'avais entendu, alors pourquoi demandes-tu ?

Il était extrêmement heureux d'avoir son masque sur le visage à cet instant précis. 

-Parce que je veux l'entendre à nouveau. Si honnête, un peu trop pour son bien. 

-Je t'aime. 

 -Qu-quoi ? Je n'étais pas préparée à ça ! Tu étais maintenant celle qui rougissait. Killer n'était pas du genre à exprimer ses sentiments tout le temps et ouvertement alors ça signifiait énormément à tes yeux. 

« Trop mignonne. » C'était ce qu'il pensait de toi en ce moment. Il s'est levé tout en te gardant contre sa poitrine. 

-Bon, je pense que Kid va vraiment causer un désastre s'il n'a pas à manger. Tu dois mourir de faim également. Tu ne voudrais pas me donner un coup de main en cuisine ?

 -Bien sûr que oui. Mais tout d'abord...Est-ce que tu pourrais me poser à terre ? 

 -ça c'est hors de question. Il répondit simplement tout en te mettant sur son épaule et en se dirigeant vers la cuisine.

#Killer x reader #one piece x reader #one piece scenarios #one piece imagine #massacre soldier #one piece killer x reader

[thedemoninmywalls]

this was the noe+rire doodle i was talking about the other day btw if you still want to see it :)

NOE WHY ARE U EATING RAW FISH,,, /lighthearted

#ilu #friend

[darqx]

You stayed at home and it was awesome

Sometimes i forget i have things in my drafts |D In which Rire is also like ugh at this pandemic. Yes that title is a reference to BTD2 lol.

❗️For commonly asked qs please see my BTD FAQ

He would actually be annoyed cos believe it or not social/physical distancing is not conducive to his modus operandi lol.

Rire during this time like:

But just think how fun things like Rire’s chase scene would be! \o/

Nope there are no plans for a BTD3, everyone is busy working on their own personal projects now.

There has been a misunderstanding here (which ok, fair XD) - human!Rire and DemonKing!Rire are separate Rires, they’re not the same person. To be quite specific human!Rire is actually the original and the Demon King version is an AU version. It’s briefly explained in my FAQ under the heading “WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF THE SAME CHARACTERS?“ |D

I was gonna draw Lady Rire’s hair in a plait for this, but then i realised i didn’t want to draw that much plait |D

Technically yes but they wouldnt have any definition/texture so they’d literally just look like weirdly pluffy shaped tentacles XD

Sometimes you guys ask me questions like this and i dont think anyone’s yet cottoned on to the fact that i’m not a gamer XD;

Yes, although courting another Royal can be a bit of a minefield (even if each Royal happened to love the other very much) due to political agendas. Most of the time if a Royal marries, their spouse is not a Royal as this keeps a preferable unbalance of power.

Is anything in the BTDverses ever really canon lol, considering all the integrated elements it’s made up of XD As i didn’t work on BTD2 with Gato and EP, that’s one way we threw a Rire cameo in.

That being said i do think with any meetups Rire would’ve had some kind of interest in his BTD1 cohorts, they are both interesting in their own ways after all >:]

I havent decided yet if this is a Rire reaction, or my reaction to this question.

Something like this:

Which is how i draw his hairstyle for his younger years

Cat

Hmm, piano; most likely picked up from his sojourns in the upper echelons of human society over the centuries

No XD

[from a previous answer dump]; this is v specific and generally i try not to answer this kind of specific OC stuff because i’d rather people like…have fun and use their imagination :d

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ I really enjoy seeing fanart and fanfics so i wouldnt mind! Though you’d have to send them off anon, as i dont tend to click on links in asks from anon users or dodgy looking accounts. Another thing to consider is that i treat asks like that as private ones, so if you’d rather plug to more people i’d recommend making a post for it on your tumblr (if you have one) as opposed to just sending it to me!

Go on then 😏 Dont let your dreams be dreams! XD

Oh that’s a good one! Lessee you’d have to have the usual app stuff obviously (i’m not going to be too specific in most cases just substitute an app you think is pretty good for the generics haha)

like a good calendar app (for all those soul stealing appointments one has to keep)

world clock (maybe one thats a bit more involved than the default lol)

a beautiful weather app

google maps

spotify (listen to some nice jazz as you murder someone perhaps)

news app

a VPN and possibly Tor / Onion browser

one of those apps that tells you where good bars/club/eating places etc are

a few puzzle / strategy games, like Plague inc

For science hmm -insert SURE SURE face lol-

Tumblr is actually the place i usually throw stuff like that (thanks Tumblr, for being less useful at one thing now). I’ve kinda been toeing the nsfw line for a while anyway so there’s a lot of VERY suggestive nudity and stuff but not enough to get me in trouble atm |D

I’ve been thinking about maybe doing like a doodle account on Twitter but idk about their nsfw policies either...

Thank you! In my writings there are different made up species of demons with their own defining traits (eg Rire’s species are called Sollicio demons), so meeting another of your species would not be too unusual.

However as demons tend to recognise each other as being demons (according to my world law anyway, YMMV), a demon MC bringing Rire home would’ve been a REALLY stupid decision on their part cos they really should’ve figured out he was a pretty powerful one too much earlier XD

Rire: Like my status if you think i’m sexy

Ren: Like my status if you like Japanese shit

Lawrence: Like my status if you dont give a fuck

Strade: Like my status if you love to film yourself!

Cain: Do you like this booty? Like my status

Sano: If you like my serious face like my status

#boyfriend to death #rire answer dump #answer dump #art #doodle #whops lol #gaps between my answer dumps are a lot only cos i forget |D

[numbaoneflaya]

so we know your thoughts on the piss wolf. what about the other characters in btd. what do you think of them. 💋

OOOOO ok lets go here we go from fav to not least fav. Kind of drunk writing this lets GOOO

1-pisswolf. Mi amore. Beloved asshole mc.dickface. Genuine Rascal 

2. Akira. He has this spot bcs of dollmaker and i suggest playing it 2 get 2 kno him better. :( also he might be vincent (?) so like, that also gives him a boost. Will never forgive sano for ruining our happy ending >:( I think he is very cute when he locks u in that closet <33

3. Ren!! Hes adorable and obsessive and genuinely sweet and i want 2 protect him from all harm and also have him nail me in the basement with that nailgun. Good for torture bcs u kno hes gonna give u a bubble bath and massage after  and not just let u bleed out <3 Love the endings where he eats ur heart or chokes u to death w the chain, hes baby no matter what. He gets points for killing lawrence bcs he looked sexy doing it. 100% MALEWIFE

4- Strade. I cant help my affection for the grease guy he's just so entertaining and also sexy even if he is 5’8. He has a great sense of humor and he’ll crack a lot of jokes while peeling ur skin off, i like that in a man. I also appreciate his taste in shock collars and carving technique and just his general jovial assholery. Worst pet owner ever, should be banned from all petsmarts.

5- Sano. IDK, i just find this guy funny even though hes not. Imagine being tortured to death in a lab by an evil snake twink who doesnt even have a medical license. I would like him more and can deal with most of his shenanigans except for that one ending after you have a threesome w him and akira and akira convinces him to let u go, and then sano puts that fucking. Bug in ur body that does mind control or whatever. That was just rude and mean for absolutely no reason at all and it STOPPED ME FROM HAVING A HAPPY ENDING WITH AKIRA so the snake twink must suffer for that.

6- Lawrence. I think his character is really interesting and he kinda cute in the weird neighbor who lives in the apartment next to you but youve never seen him do ONE load of laundry and who never speaks to you,  and looks like he has a hipster noiseband he plays shitty guitar in. Hes cute (and tall)  and I vibe with his whole shyness thing and the river (which i love the concept of) but he DOES fuck dead bodies and smell like rotting flesh, so i have to deduct points for that. Even worse, he has a ponytail. 

7. Rire. Again, i do love him, but i gotta roast his ass and i know i would not survive. I like my killers to have a little of a soft side and hes just all mean lean traps ur soul in a jar machine. BONUS points for the tentacles which i didnt know i was into before, but minus for the sunglasses which he wears indoors. Also has a ponytail and i cannot abide by it. (I also did work really hard to get his ‘survival’ ending and might be kinda salty i did all that just to be trapped in the MLP cum jar on top of his radiator for all eternity) 

8- cain. Im gonna kick this guys ass. IDK why fully but he looks like a rooster and he tells me to call him daddy and thats absolutely not happening. I get the whole angsty driven from god thing and i suppose he does have a little of a soft side from the ending where he turns u into a fallen angel or whatever, but no thanks. Im gonna shave his head in his sleep. Hes like 98038 years old why does he dye his hair with hot topic hairdye 

#btd #thank you for the ask!! i reaklly dont give the other boys enough love #except for you cain #i give you the right amount of love which is none go eat birdfood #ok2rb #maybe rire should be higher up.... idk. nvm just remembered the cumjar again