#I’m so deadass rn

[wandaslittlepsycho]

this photo has some sort of invisible, spiritual, time altering, pussy clenching, spine snapping, hold on me.

#she’s holding a lime and I’m over here panting like wtf #I’m so deadass rn #wlw #elizabeth olsen #sapphic #lesbian #idk man #lizzie olsen

[chuuyascumsock]

Can someone please back me up that pepperoni pizza rolls dipped in maple syrup is good, people are being haters :(

#I’m so deadass rn #THEY RLLY ARE GOOD PLS TRUST ME #TRUST

[zichiwatchesyou]

Why is he so hot in this episode?!?!?!?!?!

#i’m normal about him #like deadass #i’m being so fr rn #woy #wander over yonder #woy wander #wander woy #wander #screenshots #shitpost #simp posting #tbh he leans on the cute side more #what a cutie #i want him #so bad #the troll

[paper-lilypie]

How was the trip? Did you have fun, get any silly or cool stories? Also welcome back!

I got cursed so that was very fucking fun

#edit: deleted the word. thanks for the heads up guys 🫶 #I’m being deadass it was so funny #I gotta do airport stuff rn but I’ll share with y’all later!! #kisses you all #yes I had fun #I’m absolutely destroyed #muah muah muah

[oopstheregoesthatlifeofmine]

i’m genuinely so happy - canon bi buck for the win omg

abc i could kiss you on the lips

#911 spoilers #911 abc #dude i don’t even care it’s tommy #like the rep is so important - obvs im buddie endgame but tommy is a win #i am deadass convinced that i’m dreaming rn #BUCK IS BI OMG #15 year old me who first started watching this show is crying rn #canon bi rep #i have been in buck’s exact situation before and seeing it validated on screen is so powerful

[shima-draws]

Told my boss that NO I cannot take over customer phone calls because my anxiety will literally not be able to take it. And I’m being SO brave about it,

#I say this as I’m sitting here shaking and on the verge of having an anxiety attack. AHA #Shima speaks #She called me yesterday morning and was like. Hey your coworker is drowning and I KNOW you hate phone calls #But she really needs help #And I was like. Yeah okay. Maybe I can do this. #Fast forward to last night. I’m in bed hyperventilating bc no I CANNOT do this #My mental health has already been Bad for the past few months bc I’m already working overtime for this job #And now to take on the One thing I generally get anxious about? Bro. It’s gonna kill me. 100% no exaggeration #So I called my boss this morning and was like hi I’m so sorry I said I would but I actually can’t. I deadass had an anxiety attack #just THINKING about it last night #And she was like omg no I get it. I have anxiety too I know what it’s like. It’s debilitating sometimes #So she said I didn’t have to do the phone calls and now I’m like YIPPEE #And she said hey that was a really brave thing to do. Speaking up like that and making it clear when you’re not comfortable with something #Me still shaking and holding back tears: Thank you I’m being SO brave about this rn #Anyway I’m still coming down from the near panic attack I had before I called her to tell her lmao #It’s been a rough 24 hours. I’m fine (lying) #I’ll BE fine now that I don’t have to talk to angry customers on the phone tho 🥰

[sapphicmemos]

gf that starts a petty debate/argument over nothing just to see what the other is gonna do and gf who falls for it everytime.

#when i say this i mean like #starting a stupid debate over whether or not water is wet #like stupid shit actual dumb shit #and their partner is like #darling i love you so much #but i will actually kill you if u believe that wtf #but a is like ‘no i’m being deadass rn’ (they think it’s the funniest thing ever) #not like that toxic shit as in ahhh i love arguments and we are so unhealthy- no. not here. #ronance #wenclair #lumity #caliette

[grave-st0ned]

IMPATIENCE IS KILLING ME

#grave-st0ned #thoughts w/ corey #🕸️ #monster high #mh #monster high creeproductions #mh g1 creepos #monster high dolls #mh dolls #bratz #bratz dolls #bratz babyz #dollblr #i had the bratz babyz when i was a kid and i am SO excited #ghoulia’s been there for a month now and i fear she may never ship :’) #i deadass need to stop buying dolls rn though bc im moving and i’m gonna run out of space at this rate #i only allowed myself the babyz bc i have been eyeballing them for MONTHS and this is the first time they’ve had all available

[bibleofficial]

so i’ve smoked a hz in a week

#stream #deadass picked up april 1 & im pestering me dealer rn #it hasn’t hit delivered im dying i need to be sure he’s active #i literally have like maybe 2 bowls left but i always do 2 bowls so like 1 more hit #just hit ‘send as text’ answer ur phone did u block me i pray not !!!!!! #better not be arrested neither i’m going to die #i could just get k honestly i’m considering

[aeliuscas]

dialogue is stupid so i’m just gonna start writing all of it in stan twitter language

#ao3 writer #just author things #i’m being so deadass rn #this is my life now

[emeraldbabygirl]

NO FUCKING WAY IN A HAMSTERS CHANCE IN A GARBAGE DISPOSAL. THE JANG FUCKING WOOHYUK LIKED MY COMMENT LITERALLY THE RAPPER WITH THE “I started chain smoking at 13” VOICE FROM FUCKING H.O.T THAT’S A MISCLICK DADDY’S TRIPPIN IN HIS OLD AGE I SHITTED MYSELF IN FEAR WHAT THE FUCK

I’m literally collecting idols on insta they love my comments and despite it happening for like the 15th time now? I still get shocked there’s no way. God it’s like that one time Ennik accidentally wanted me to accept his follow request but better :) gurl rolling quartz as a group and iree and yg have liked my comments multiple times, hyogi, lee sang, grace, KYLA’S MUM THATS RIGHT A MOTHER LIKED MY COMMENT, Bigone, Kain, Ayno, Donghyuk and now THE JANG WOOHYUK HOLY SHIT. I think maybe Ethan did too but I’m not positive. THEY LOVE ME OMG MUM I DID IT SKSKKSKSKL

#screaming crying throwing up #actually I’m so deadass rn it’s crazy #cause like idk it’s weird too me but I love the attention lol #h.o.t #jang woohyuk #damn I just need my favs to find my post of me in a maid dress if that ever happens 😍 #random #royal pirates #rolling quartz #vav #imfact #pristin #grace #target #bigone #kain #blank2y #now please like my tiktok comments 🥺 #I’m kidding I hate tiktok I just crave attention from strangers on the interwebs #AND YES IT IS A PERSONALITY TRAIT 😤

[seravphs]

plss mid class I curiously clicked on twitter to scroll just to be flashed with pics of my topless [quite literally] babygirl 😭 your post gave me much needed comfort thank u 🫶🏻

I got you guys 💗 you can always count on me to be a source of comfort (grade a delusion)

#friends I am being so deadass rn Gojo is never dying on Seravphs #that man is stuck with me I’m trapping him here whether he likes it or not #jjk leaks #jjk 236 #jjk spoilers

[kg-clark-inthedark]

Actually pissed that I didn’t join the parkour club in college because I didn’t want to be one of those kids doing backflips in the quad, but now all I think about is how I wanna be climbing and running and sneaking all over stuff like Corvo and Emily and I’m now gonna have to teach myself somehow

#clark barks #dishonored #parkour? #I’m so fucking buzzed on pre workout rn #basically in god mode #but deadass like how cool would it be to just #climb onto a roof? #slide and shit #sneaky sneaky #bye I need to go workout now #I NEED to delete this later hahaha

[mydarlingdahlia]

Y’all wtf

So do you guys know who Theresa Insana is? If you don’t look her up

So basically she was a Las Vegas saleswoman (I believe) and she was murdered (I forgot when 😭)

So when my momma used to work in Vegas she talked with her a couple of times and actually worked with her (ex) husband for a while…before uh…you know-

I literally just found this out know because my mom was watching a documentary about her

So yeah

C-sama and A-sama (my mom) have been through some crazy shit

-C

#charlotte rambles #no but actually #i’m being so fr #this isn’t a lie I’m deadass rn

[breezy-pup]

I can tell you right now that st could have been 4 seasons long if the duffers didn’t drag it out with pointless plot lines

#byler #“the story have proven too long #bruh are you being deadass with me rn #I didn’t need Joyce to go to Russia to find hopper I’m being so serious I didn’t need elven going to the lab with brenner I actually didn’t #i didn’t need will pining over mike I didn’t need them going to Susie’s house

[daydadahlias]

✨; 💝;💌 (all three or just choose which one you wanna answer)

from this ask game <3

✨ What's a fic you've posted you wish you could breathe life into again and have people talking about it? (or simply a fic you wish got more credit)

ohh this is a hard one!!! I love all my little guys and could talk about all of them all the time. But I think one fic that I always really loved that I didn’t get to talk about that much was For Him. It’s a pretty long fic but I always kind of felt like it didn’t get the same level of interaction a lot of my other long fics do. It was also the first explicit fic I’d posted in a long time so it felt like a big milestone for me that wasn’t really addressed. I overall just thought it was a cute little fic too!! I love teacher!Ashton and also the movie the fic was based on. It was just a lot of fun for me to write and I would have loved to talk more about it.

💝 what is a fic that got a different response than you were expecting?

I will say that the ot4 sexting fics did so much better than I thought they would!! I mean, originally I was never gonna post the first one. I sat on it for a good few months before I ended up posting it because I didn’t see why anyone who’d like it. And then Anna said “post it” and I went “ok”. It was just a stupid little thing!! But the first sexting fic is literally one of my most kudos-ed fic now. It’s funny how things work out! I will say that I don’t think any sequels I could make would ever be as funny as the first one though. It’s a silly little series I like a lot though. And I’m glad people enjoyed it!!

💌 share something with us about an up-and-coming work (WIP) that has you excited!

I hit 50k in my current WIP literally last night and it was such an exciting milestone! I love this fic so much and having to sit on it (especially with four fully finished chapters) is driving me up the wall but I’m determined not to post any of it until the whole thing is finished. But, yeah, I literally cannot wait to share it 🥰🥰🥰

#pigeon #anon #thank you for asking!!!!! #i love some writing gossip #I deadass have not been so excited to post a fic since Subject Line #and I feel like the thing I’m working on rn is my next magnum opus #so I’m very hype