#I'd like to tell all the hairy women reading this:

[diejager]

If you might be taking requests at all, I was wondering if you'd be up for the idea of a fic with sleazy König or Ghost in an arranged marriage to the reader. Reader isn't quite happy with the marriage, but they are. It could be dark or cute, but I'd love to read a fic about an arranged marriage where reader is completely against it meanwhile their new husband is not. They've been hoping to marry reader for a while and now that they have, reader is all theirs in more ways than one. Scares off any men reader tries to date on the side and is hell bent on showing their lovely spouse that this marriage is perfect and that they truly do belong together.

Sleazy husband!König Cw: DARKFIC, DUB-CON/NON-CON, sleazy!König, arranged marriage, age difference/gap, scent kink, crusty balls, hairy König, tell me if I missed any.

König was a family friend, someone you’d seen a few times in your life, but had heard of many, many times that he was a commodity in your life, a subject you became familiar with without actually knowing the man. You’d caught glimpses of the giant when you accompanied your father to the military base for a quick visit, how he towered over you as a child and even more so now that you were an adult in your early 20s. You thought him an acquaintance, a trusted friend of your father, but you’d never thought of him in any other light. You saw him as someone dedicated to his duty, prideful and hungry for power and money, unbeatable and strong with his broad shoulders and gigantic stature. You wouldn’t have anything to do with him in your life, seeing how he barely glanced your way when you crossed path, he dutifully ignored you every time as if you were a plague.

And yet, you found yourself married to him; an arranged marriage. The colonel who avoided you and never seemed to like you had a private marriage with only your immediate family and a few men and women from the Company assisting to watch him embrace and take you home. A home you had no recollection of and were a stranger to. It wasn’t his flat, or the studio apartment you went to with your father. This big house was new and old, a newly bought house in with fresh paint and untouched furniture, in an old Austrian land with a beautiful and lush forest surrounding it. You didn’t even know the man, but you were married to him so quickly - in a month’s worth - that you were still too shell shocked to do anything about it. 

How could your mother and father agree to it so easily? To marry you off to someone you didn’t know. Then you remembered how close your father and he was, life companions that had fought battles together, bled for one another and would die to save the other. That was the reason you were promised without your consent or knowledge until it was too late. 

“Mein Herzchen,” he rasps, peering down at you, cold blues glowing under the darkness of his hood, “Come.”

König - your husband - was a man of few words, but wouldn’t stop talking if he found the right topic to touch, speaking your ears off about it. There were a lot you didn’t know about him, a mystery you didn’t dare try figuring out, but were forced to. You learned he was a dirty and immoral man, to have you marry him despite him being almost twice your age. He could’ve been your uncle, a man who’s age was near your fathers. You learned that he liked jerking himself to the sight of your open pantie drawers, an unwashed and stolen lace pressed into his face, the soft gusset pressed into his mouth and nose as he huffed and growled. You were repulsed by it, finally understanding why some of your underwearswere slightly crusty. 

You learned that he never shaved after your first night, consummating your marriage in the bed you later slept on. You were shocked to find that his chest and arms were as hairy as the tuff around his cock, wild and unruly, a messy bush crawling up his abdomen and spiraling around his chest and covering his paler tint in auburn brown. You learned that he never showered after a sweaty and stinky work out, his musk stinking up the house wherever he went and that he loved pressing you against his naked and sticky chest, smothering you in his thick smell that nearly had you gagging and choking. You couldn’t find the words to describe a man like König, as big and burly as he was hairy and smelly, he was unmoving in his resolve and liked to touch you whenever he wanted to, whether you liked it or not, his word was law.

Your husband was a sleazy man and you couldn’t do anything about it, the golden bound diamond ring on your finger was more so a chain than a wonderful promise.

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[funkymbtifiction]

Hello!

I have an X-Men (Singerverse, 2000 - 2009) theory I'd like to hear your thoughts on that's been percolating in my brain.

Jean Grey is an Enneagram 4, as a fully resolved human being. Jean pre X3 was a muted version, one that was modelling herself after the Professor because of a loss of identity in herself (and because he brainwashed her). The Phoenix is that 4 come loose with a vengeance -  all that dark, destructive fury released in a concentrated bout after being caged.

Here's where it gets a bit hairy, so bear with me.

The Professor and Magneto come across Jean as a young girl. Jean is sullen, moody, demonstrating great telekinetic  power. She challenges them if they've ever met a mutant like her. Magneto is enticed by the power -  The Professor wants to corral it. Both are mistaken; what Jean needs is acceptance for the messy parts of her that don't fit, the 4 feeling of alienation which is giving rise to resentment and hence, darker powers.

Years later, the Professor demonstrates his 2-ness and handles Jean's confusion over her latent powers -  which he frames almost as a split personality - and over reaches. He goes in and solves her problem for her, cutting her off from her darkness. My interpretation of the film, from another perspective, is that Jean needed reconciliation with this side, not over-control -  yada yada telling women they're angry and wrong instead of listening to their emotions, but it's comic books, so maybe it's not deep. Let's say for the sake of the argument that this perspective exists -  Jean is over controlled and manipulated into becoming a neutered version.

With this element taken away, Jean becomes a mutant with suppressed powers. By the first film, she's a kind, sensitive person with a passion for mutant rights. She has an image-type uncertainty about who she is. Nothing incongruous with 4, with the possible argument that Jean without her depth feels her role is to gain love by performing the 2, something disintegrated 4s can fall into. She gains health from it however by trying her best to make it work for her, but deep down she's unhappy. What in my view brings that 4-ness to the fore (heh) is her relationship with Logan.

Logan is an 8, a reactive type that has a natural intensity. He also has a dark, troubled, pain-filled past he can barely acknowledge or remember. In his first meeting with Jean, he's attracted to her, but his attraction deepens when Jean reads his mind, and sees glimpses of his past. Now, this is pretty hard speculation, but my theory is that that brush with authenticity is what draws Logan and Jean together. They're both repressed outside of their will, passionate, with a knowledge of pain -  and on Jean's side, an acceptance of pain, the 4's superpower - that makes them aware of each other in a way they aren't around others. To Scott's chagrin.

Fast forward the second film of building tension and Jean sacrificing herself, we have the re emergence of the Phoenix. My argument here is pretty similar to my intro -  a 4 repressed emerges, or rather, emotions forced to be repressed re emerge, possibly the worst thing to do to a type that NEEDS to experience their emotions to be healthy. The Phoenix is in image type on steroids. It perceives itself as superior to an extraordinary degree, with a dark emotional root of feeling betrayed, controlled, and not accepted for what it is.

Logan, the 8, seems to be the only one capable of understanding the Phoenix - he's furious when he discovers the Professor's actions. He's disturbed when the re awakened Jean is acts differently to the kind, sweet Jean he knew -  undoubtedly aspects of a healthy 4 - but he does not say that this Jean is not the same Jean. He still thinks it's Jean. He unconsciously understand her -  accepts her - and it has a tragedy to it that his love for her still is what drives him close enough to her at her most vengeful, and see the Jean he loved still there.

At a wider level, this is the narrative of a 4. The pain, the emotion, the difficulty. The argument for 2 works, but it is simplistic and logistically flawed -  it draws on the idea of Jean's root fear of not being needed, when in fact the Jean that demonstrated these traits was only half herself. Where does Jean reach out to help in order to reinforce her identity? Does her anger ever come from feeling under appreciated? I don't buy it.

Hence my argument is Jean Grey is a 4,  sadly a 4 we never got to see grow and develop comfortably in their own type, as her fears and struggles had been high jacked by someone else.

Mod: It's an interesting theory. I would have to think about it more and revisit the films to have any comments on it, though.

#question #jean gray #x-men

[https-chaos]

Its 4am and I'm exploring my gender under the cut. I'm conflicted again <3 if any transmascs feel like reading I'd love to hear if you felt similar feelings before realizing you were trans or if I'm reading too much into it lol.

Just autism things

So I don't really have feelings one way or another about my gender normally. I did have a significant breast reduction and would have had them removed if I didn't think it would make wearing clothes a challenge. I have a pretty dramatic waist to hip ratio and don't mind being perceived as feminine.

But. BUT. When I put on that fuckin strap. Ooooooohhhhhhhh that is simply not fair. Im addicted to the insane euphoric head rush I get when I see myself wearing that ridiculous contraption. The POWER. You feel like a ManTM. Every time I fuck a woman the ManTM feeling flows through me with a power I've never felt about being female.

It feels like this:

Having tiddies: eh. Sucks. Uncomfortable. Painful. But they are soooososososo squishy and make me feel sexy and good.

Having a vagina and all the related plumbing: neutral. I think having a dick would be easier for a lot of practical reasons but for sex purposes I have no strong opinions about genitals.

Having a traditionally "feminine" body and being perceived as female, having people who are attracted to women be attracted to me: love it. Desire me @ all lesbians. Men can look too I guess. Only downside is the horrors.

Presenting in a feminine way: neutral. I am really into fashion and makeup and hair, and if I had a different more masculine body I would just wear whatever styles and cuts looked best. I don't actively try to perform femaleness, I think it just happens. I don't have any real connection to feminine clothes or femininity in general and it doesn't make me feel good or bad about my gender. Wearing clothes that fit my body nicely feels amazing but not in a gendery way.

Wearing the strap: I AM A MAN. He him baby. Call me daddy. Grr. I feel the nonexistent testosterone coursing through me. Every time I fuck a woman I come even though it's not even touching my clit or anything. This is by far the strongest and possibly the only sensation or emotion of "gender" I have ever had. It's so overpowering that if I close my eyes I can imagine looking down myself at a male body and loving it. The second I take it off this feeling disappears completely and the whole time I'm never feeling uncomfy about my boobs or anything. Like I imagine having a flat chest and straight torso and it's awesome af but it doesn't make me feel icky about my actual body.

But GOD!!! The sensation of MASCULINITY that completely envelops me. Whew. It's so powerful. Let me ENTER you babe. Even imagining it is crazy. Quite possibly I'm just very attracted to women and also slightly a top. Where is the line between being a lesbian, wearing a penis, and being a man having one? Maybe my imagination is just too active.

Another facet of it: I write so much gay fanfic. I've been writing it since I was too young to be writing smut. Over the years I've built a little gay man in my head. He's so so sosososoo attracted to men. He's masculine and hairy and he helps me capture the feelings for my fics. (To be clear, this isn't a hallucination or anything. It's more like a really well fleshed out OC. I just visualize him when I need to write from the perspective of a man attracted to men.)

But then sometimes I'll be doing something and get a little wave of attraction to a man in a very distinct mlm fashion. There's a powerful sensation of not being a woman attracted to a man in a straight way, but of a man being attracted to a man in a gay way. To me, it's always seemed to come from this character I created, like my fanfic character was popping in to point out some guy's abs or ass. I don't have any idea how to tell if that's MY attraction and gender or if I'm just habitually in writing mode. Was that a bit of dialog I just came up with or my own thought? It's hard to tell.

Anyway, when I write I sort of become that detailed character I made. When I'm deep in writing a fic, in my mind, I'm 6' tall, hairy, a little chubby, and could probably lift and throw my real body across the room. I get the ManTM feeling and again it's an abnormally strong gender feeling for me. Again it stops without causing dysphoria as soon as my attention is broken, but I will say it's quite the whiplash to switch in your minds eye like that.

I don't think I'm capable of gender dysphoria. The strongest gender sensation I feel regularly is highly masculine, but I don't have any particular objections to being perceived as a woman. But I have never, ever felt WomanTM in the same way. Why do I connect so strongly to masculinity in specific circumstances? It's not all the time which is why I get confused. Atm I don't feel like a man or a woman.

Also I'm not hip so idk if you're supposed to say you're non-binary when someone asks "are you a man or woman" and you go uhhh,,, neither? Both? But they them feels exactly like she her and he him. They all feel equally neutral. The neos too. I imagine people talking about me on a stage every time I see a new pronoun set and none of them illicit a response.

Except of course when I'm wearing the strap. Infernal contraption. Stop making me confused.

Actually I'm being a little dramatic about the conflict. I'm not sitting here being upset that I have no relationship with my gender. I'm simply autistic and study myself like a lab specimen 24/7 and people always think my observations are complaints. I'm not complaining; in fact, this is great fun to me! That ManTM feeling is so powerful and so intensely pleasant and I enjoy it when it happens.

Anyway it's. 5am now. I barely proofread this let's hope it's coherent <3 goodnight

[gettin-bi-bi-bi]

I feel uncomfortable telling people about my taste on women, the time I made sure I was bi is when I was attracted to an actress and actress from my country usually get mocked at for doing surgery ( though the one I was attracted too many people agreed she’s attractive ) and also I find women with hairy arms and back attractive .. hairy women are viewed here as “ no no no “ and I am worried people will judge me

I know how you feel. As a teenager I was mocked for the type of men I was attracted to and it's a really shitty feeling. And that didn't even have the added aspect of having to admit to my queerness. So I can imagine that it's an even more complicated situation for you.

I don't know what country you're from and how things are there but if there's a body-positive movement and queerfeminism then you should look into that. And if you cannot find that in your country then it'll at least be online. Body-positivity isn't just so people feel very about themselves. It's also there to dismantle traditional, western ideals of beauty. And the idea that women need to be hairless is rooted in sexism, racism and capitalism.

Getting involved in that and remind yourself that these beauty ideals are sexist and racist can help in the long run to build a thicker skin against any potential mocking. But I'd also hope that you have friends or will find friends who would not mock you for being attracted to body hair on women. Especially if you have queer friends they are probably more likely to accept or even agree to your taste in women.

For me it also really helped to go online where people had the same celebrity crushes as I did/do. There's plenty of people with the same taste and preferences. Society just doesn't like to talk about it. But if you look a little closer you'll see you're not the only one.

Maddie

#also... as a hairy woman myself #I'd like to tell all the hairy women reading this: #There's people out there who will love your body hair and think it's sexy. #even men! #so get you a partner who doesn't demand you shave for them #and who isn't grossed out by the way your body naturally looks like

[bunny-wk-fanfic]

This Is Brought To You By

The door opened to a rustic cabin, the natural wood glowing amber thanks to a roaring fire. Worn dark leather seating seemed hazy thanks to said fire light, each piled with plush pillows and draped with cozy throws or blankets. A low table had been laid out with candles, a bottle of wine was being kept chilled in a classy and slightly modern ice bucket with two glasses just off to the side. The only splash of color amongst the glow of the fire, the natural wood and stone textures were a small handful of red roses, loose petals just lightly scattered about. With the help of the slow jazz playing softly in the background, it made for a very romantic atmosphere.

"Well, hello there." the male voice was a slightly low purring drawl, drawing attention to the male figure sprawled across an almost stereotypical bear rug. "Deadpool here. Hopefully, while reading this, you're hearing the voice of a certain sexy male Canadian. I'm sure you know the one. And I don't mean the short, hairy one with anger issues and kitty claws and a fondness for cigars. Unless of course said angry man is being represented by a beautiful, beautiful wild Australian man. Because if then, well, lather me in hot sauce and spank my Chimichanga. But I'm getting off track here."

Fingers drummed against a knee, drawing the attention to the missing and familiar red and black outfit, and more importantly, to the lack of proper attire.

"Yes, my current outfit has to do with the reason we are here today. It's come to my attention, that it's been some time since we last met, or that our beloved writer has written anything involving our favorite woman. And more importantly, our favorite woman when involved with me." a single white rose was plucked from behind, waved about as if a magic wand, and dragged across a scarcely clad male thigh that was pocked with fresh wounds that were instantly scaring. "As such, I decided to… encourage our beloved writer into bringing us all together once again."

With a dramatic wave of limbs, he moved from reclining on his side, that screamed 'Paint my like your French women', to leaning back on his elbows. The pale pink satin nighty, the atmosphere, and the pose would have been more than alluring were the one in said pose a woman. With the male, the nighty was rather comically stretched across his frame, though covering everything important, the sheer robe with fluffy cuffs only adding to the oddity of the entire situation. It clashed with the fact that he still wore his iconic red and black full head cowl.

"Now, our lovely writer might say otherwise about my encouragement, calling it nagging, whining or say I simply began to annoy her until she finally relented. Ignore those words and continue to read mine with the amazing drawl of a voice provided by the Canadian sex symbol; my pal, my bosom buddy, Ryan Reynolds." the white rose bobbed to the beat of the low music, tapping against a hip every so often.

"Now, back unto the reason why we're here. Honestly? I was lonely and wanted some cuddles with my lovely, lovely Kagome." noticing that it was just the male lounging in the open living space, he was quick to wave a hand. "Don't worry, don't worry! My girl is currently enjoying a much-needed hot bubble bath. One, I wish I was taking part of, but felt this little conversation was, at the time, more prudent. How could I feel that? Simple. I had the desire that everyone read this in Reynolds voice, nothing more and nothing less. Though if we are asking for more, and I know what you all want, I on the other hand, wouldn't mind lathering my girl in rich and real Canadian maple syrup and eating my midnight pancake snacks off of her, but maybe later. So while Kagome is taking this time to prepare for a very adventurous night right here on this vegan friendly-faux-bear fur rug, I'll fill that time with hanging out with you lovely little readers. Because without you, though more so my unannounced arrival and delayed departure, we wouldn't be here right now."

Happy humming could now be heard from behind a closed door just off to the side, the male giving a little jiggle in his spot in excitement. The rose momentarily used to fan himself, though just how useful it was as such, needed to be questioned at a later time.

"Now I'm sure there are a few things you all wish to talk about; my last movie with the fridge trope, which I myself can only say thanks to the writers for that one. Thanks guys, I've always wanted more trauma and torture to sprinkled in my life." a finger was wagged, tongue tisking against his teeth, though the sound was slightly muffled due to his mask.

"Or when my next film will come out, and if so, will it be part of the Marvel Universe. This is where you show your true love and devotion. I ask you, lovely readers, to go out and use the internet, haul out the trolls if need be, and ask, beg, and cry for me to be part of Marvel. Not that I want to, not really, it's just principle. What with their large budgets, CGI teams, writers, directors and a full cast. Honestly, a whole school of mutants gone save for three at a single extended time? For what purpose, 'cause I doubt they all went on some sort of field trip or vacation, but what do I know, I failed out of 5th grade. But, not really." his head tipped to the side, possibly staring in the direction of where the bathroom was, it was hard to tell with his face actually covered to know for sure.

"I mean, who wants to be part of that depressing team? All that self-sacrificing for the greater good?" he gave a few bobs of the rose in his hand as his head tipped back, almost as if in contemplation. "Though let's be honest, we all know I would survive an alien with a California Raisin on steroids for a chin, snapping their fingers. And then I'd introduce said alien to my Desert Eagles Mark XIX while recruiting Ant-Man to tickle where the sun never shines before becoming… Anti-Ant-Man? I honestly don't know what to call him in his Ultraman form, wait, does that make him a magical-boy or a science-boy? Right, Ant-Man shrinking to tickle where sun don't shine for hurting my favorite Web-Head super bro." the rose now tapped where his mouth was, though again, it was hidden by his mask. "And it would be super hot to watch Kagome kick his ass. I wonder what she would wear… Something skin tight? Revealing? Her old school uniform?"

A door opening, even though quiet, drowned out his muttering, the candles flickered as steam billowed out of the bathroom before quickly dissipating the further it billowed into the open space. "Are you talking to White and Yellow again?" a female figure left the dark bathroom, her form covered with a short semi sheer dark pink bathrobe of her own. Her hands were raised just enough to free her hair from beneath the robe, though she paused when she really took a look at the sprawled out male. "...I thought that was supposed to be a gift for me?"

Snickering, he trailed the rose down from his mouth, his neck, down his chest stopping just above his stomach. "Don't you think I look sexy in this?" it was always so amusing to tease and rile her when he wore risqué outfits, namely hers.

Finishing in freeing her hair, she eyed his form. Yes, his skin was pocked and disfigured from him constantly getting open sores and his abilities nearly immediately healing them. But beyond that, his form was all carved muscle, no doubt from years of being a mercenary. While yes, he was larger with the shoulders strong, he had a slight swimmer's build. It didn't lack-

"Ah, sorry for the intermission. Our writer took a few days to… deal with life I guess. How boring." shoulders shrugged, waving off the confused expression from his fairer companion. "Of course, it would happen when describing my awesome and amazingly sexy self." an actual pout could be seen through his mask.

"I will admit, you are sexy." the purring drawl from Kagome drew his attention again, her words and tone revealing she either decided she was going to ignore him going off tangent or just that she was used to it at this point, body freezing when her hands began with removing the sash that kept her own coverings secure. "I'm just not sure that shade of pink is quite your color. Maybe you should stick to your usual colors?"

The moment, the robe dropped and pooled around her feet, revealed a feminine figure dripping in curves with subtle musculature that showed she kept up with her own training, he froze. She wore a set of red and black satin and lace that covered pale skin. It covered a little more than what most would normally deem sexy lingerie, with slightly wider straps, but they accentuated her curves, drawing attention to them. And the thin ribbons that accompanied and mimicked, as well as help the lace that helped cover stiffening peeks, made her look more like a present just waiting to be unwrapped.

"Well, what do you think of my gift to you?" legs crossed slightly as hands once again rose to lift her hair to both reveal her neck and shoulders as well as lift her chest, she stood posed before him, basking in the golden glow of the fireplace behind him.

The white rose that had been resting near his hip instantly perked up, a white petal flying off at the somewhat harsh and sudden movement. Despite it being a mask, the white 'eyes' widened as the mask shifted to show that his jaw dropped.

"I'll take your silence as a, 'I likey'?" she giggled as she dropped her hands, they followed the curves of her body, no doubt drawing his gaze from behind the mask to follow with. Slowly, with a slight predator grace, she lowered to her knees and began to crawl up his form, leaving a trail of kisses behind her that glittered from both the fire light as well as her own abilities to help heal him.

Tossing the rose without a care, he reached forward to trace her curves for himself, not stopping as her own hands reached forward to lift and remove his mask. Lips curved up when she reached forward to kiss him. It was sweet, a simple press of her lips against his own. His smile grew when he quickly ended the sweetness by reaching for that delightful curve of her ass that shook playfully in his grasp.

The gasp that was let out was easily and eagerly swallowed, tongue dipping between lush lips to tangle with her own. With where his grip was, he pulled her closer to settle in his lap. Trailing lips away from her own to nip down her jaw and neck, he smirked against her warm skin.

Pausing, brown eyes narrowed as he turned away from the purring woman in his lap. "Oi, what are you still doing here? This ain't no peep-show! Go away. Read a book, play a game, watch a movie. I hear that new one about a guy named Guy wanting to be free or something, is worth the watch. And if my pal Ryan is in it, ya know it's good. Now," a hand reluctantly left the span of leg it had been caressing with a waving motion. "Shoo."

Turning away, leaving behind the couple and the sounds of giggles and kissing echoed loudly over the crackles and pops from the fireplace. A quick squeal that turned into laughter that was followed by a masculine whine at the sound of fabric tearing just set the pace of what was to come. And who was in charge of this nights shenanigans. A door closing muffled the sounds as the cool evening draped across the forest, leaving only the crickets in the distance and even further off cries of wolves the only sounds to echo.

Message delivered, though the exacts of what the message actually was seemed to have been lost. But it had been shared, and that seemed to be all that had been important. It did leave questions of what the future held, and if there would be any further important messages that would need to be shared. Who knows. Guess the game of 'wait and see' was going to have to be played.

AN: Don't ask. Please don't. I will say this, I was at work when I literally/figuratively heard Deadpool/Ryan Reynold's voice pop out from no where and bug me until I started writing this down. And when I lost the flow for a few days, it came back until I managed to finish it. So now I'm posting it here and cleaning my hands of it. I hope you can find some enjoyment in, I know I'm going to enjoy the peace and quiet.

As always; read, enjoy, and please review! - BunnyWK

#fanfiction #crossover #Inuyasha: A Feudal Fairytale #Deadpool #Wade Wilson #Kagome Higurashi #anime #marvel #comics #movies

[sn0tcl0wn]

an incomplete list of ocs in their monstrous forms and the demographics they're for in no particular order and compiled solely for my entertainment because i enjoy breaking down my characters to their barebones:

eldritch emerson (literally referred to as eldritchson): coulrophiliacs, tentacle fuckers, people who like their monsters hairy but not furry, teeth and talon lovers, people who like little goblin men, people who like short twunks, trans mascs who identify with harley quinn, catboys and the people who love them

bloodcorvid dmitri: avians, horny goths, vampire fuckers who want a little extra unf, blood kinksters, talon lovers again, people who like blue jays a lot, people who thought howl looked cooler as a giant bird thing, people who like when characters try to hide and hold back their monstrous form only for it to come out uncontrollably at the worst possible time

thoroughbeast fritz: horse girls and centaur/minotaur fuckers, monsterfuckers who are ~different~, people who fantasize about reaching out to a seemingly untamable beast and having them gently rest their head in your hand as a sign of trust, edgy cowboys, people who listen to orville peck and hozier way too much for it to be healthy

godform roach lumin: those people who are furries for bugs, alienfuckers, people who get turned on by monstrous faeries, people who like the concept of wing boners, people who only date guys over 6ft,people who like seeing the comedy relief guy be useful and equally as capable as other characters, people who would smoke weed with beetlegeuse

rascal just chillen in his normal state of being: clourophiliacs again but this time hornier, muscle enthusiasts, people who felt some kinda way while watching venom, anyone who likes the idea of a monster being large and scary but also gentle and very kind, people who would smoke weed with the cartoon version of beetlegeuse

demonic plush rabbit arin: furries who like fnaf a little too much, people who think chucky is hot, people who respect short kings, people who want what jessica and roger rabbit have, anyone who's ever looked at a cartoon rabbit and said "yeah i'd fuck that", people who want a man who feels good to cuddle, anyone who ever used a stuffed animal to practice making out, people who talk to their plushies like they're actual people, lemon demon fans (i will not elaborate), people who just think killer dolls and shit like that are dope, people who like single dads just trying their fuckin best

netherrealm executioner patience: cenobitefuckers, people who like milfs and gilfs, elvira fans, masochists who crave a strong female figure in their life, elder goths, someone's dad, my mom specifically

lycan percy: werewolf fuckers, basic bitch furries, people who like jocks, people who watched inuyasha and always wanted a bf they could tell to "sit", people who like their men big, stupid, and friendly and people who like their men strong, intuitive, and protective

bloodcorvid vlad: same for dmitri but this time you like much older men with more class, people who prefer the classic raven/crow aesthetic, my mom again

vermillion dragon honey: scalies, people who liked american dragon jake long a little too much, wing and talon lovers, people who like their women big and strong, girls who like butches but are sick of all the butch monsters being werewolves, people who read dragonology like it was the bible

terror mode marie: vampire fuckers who are dramatic, people who like monsters that incorporate roses and thorns, people who skip clownfuckery and jump straight to ringmaster kinkdom, dl monsterfuckers who want monsters but cant fully commit to any of the above tomfoolery, people who like their women with fangs and a body count, lady demitrescu and poison ivy fans, girls who like dominant femmes, people who like to get whipped, people who like scary ladies that are also fun to be around

crimson gauntlet beatrice: people who liked witchblade but thought "what if she was scary?", people with a thing for cursed artifacts that change the wearer into a Creature, tall people who want to be dominated by short people, girls who want to see the scary bone lady kiss the scary flower lady, bisexuals who want to see the scary bone and flower ladies in a healthy poly relationship with the blue feather man, people who like cold, calculated monsters, suckers for the angsty "am i losing my humanity?...was i ever truly human at all?" trope

spooky matilda: non horny people who just think monsters are neat (not all of the pandering is sexual, you stop that), people who like the creepy kid trope, people who liked growing up creepie and suzie oblong, people who think little girls reserve the right to kill as a treat, any poor kids who stumble upon my monstrosity of a series in the future, people who read the spinoff starring her and the other kids in her family, people who just wanna see a spooky little girl having a nice day and being loved by her large fucked up found family, fans of young x-23, the kind of people who take a character and decide to mentally adopt them

shadow jason: people who liked matilda but wanted things a little edgier a la teenage protag who's allowed to say Fuck, people who read shit like damian tod and percy jackson, people who like monsterhood being used as an allegory for the horrors of pubescence, people who like tentacles as a concept but don't want them sexualized (very reasonable and valid, more people like you should exist), people who like the trope where a kid's powers lash out of control to protect them and their loved ones

bloodcorvid natalia (it's a family curse): you like a lot of what dmitri and vlad have to offer but you also like monster high and/or would rather see a non-fanservicey version of that, teenage girls who like girls and need more positive representation, people who like vicious monsters that are also generally chill people, people who liked ginger snaps, people who relate to the older sister type character

black hound jackie: a lot of the same as with percy but this time you like dilfs and more emotional security, people who want characters like hopper from stranger things to adopt them, people who like the idea of vampires turning into canines and feel like it's an underutilized trope

cardinali dylan: people who like dmitri's vibe but think he'd be hotter as a woman, people who like the idea that blue jays and cardinals are arch nemesis twins, people who like lady wizards, people who like characters who deliberately curse themselves with horrific shit for Power, people who like the color red so much it's become a personality trait

ghoul the cat: people who liked american mcgee's version of cheshire, wtnv fans who named their cats khoshekh, people who liked pet semetary, people who trusted the cat from coraline before he even spoke, people who liked salem from sabrina, people who like cats in general, idk man he's literally just a zombie cat with demonic psychic powers, i feel like this is something anyone can be on board with, who doesn't like a fucked up cat character?

#long post #oc tag #i reread this shit and im dying oh my god #sent tweet ahshshddh

[rpmemesbyarat]

RP meme from Tori Amos quotes

- Healing takes courage, and we all have courage, even if we have to dig a little to find it.

- I think that people who can't believe in fairies aren't worth knowing.

- I know I'm an acquired taste - I'm anchovies. And not everybody wants those hairy little things.

- Some of the most wonderful people are the ones who don't fit into boxes.

- I have so many different personalities in me and I still feel lonely.

- The violence between women is unbelievable.

- I'm too wacky for most weirdos. Who am I to judge?

- If they keep crashing stuff into the moon, the moon's gonna get pissed off, and the tides'll change, and all the women'll start PMS-ing together. Then you guys are going to fucking regret it.

- If you really want a challenge, just deal with yourself.

- I don't see myself as weird, I just see myself as honest.

- I see the dream and I see the nightmare, and I believe you can't have the dream without the nightmare.

- Some people are afraid of what they might find if they try to analyze themselves too much.

- Once the bleeding starts, the cleansing can begin.

- On some of my darkest days, Lucifer's the one who comes and gives me an ice cream.

- Most people would rather be sheep than stand on their own with antlers on.

- The sense of loss is such a tricky one, because we always feel like our worth is tied up into stuff that we have, not that our worth can grow with things we are willing to lose.

- When you've got the virgin and the whore sitting next to each other, they're likely to judge each other harshly.

- I think you have to know who you are.

- Get to know the monster that lives in your soul.

- Dive deep into your soul and explore it.

- I don’t want to renounce my dark side.

- The truth has always held an enormous interest for me.

- Healing for me is being able to sit next to the butcher and say 'Yes, I’m sitting next to the butcher now,' instead of saying 'there is no butcher'.

- This is very simple in the world of chicks; some are hoochies, some are not, and some should never try to be.

- We don't often see our own stories. Good artists are the ones that whisper our own stories back to us.

- Music is about all of your senses, not just hearing.

- Again, we go back to the power of words and how they can make you feel. They bring liberation or stagnation, they're chains.

- You don't have to apologize for growing and learning and changing your mind.

- Music has an alchemical quality.

- Certain relationships can just wear you down.

- Containment of your opinion is a must if you are going to nurture an artist's development.

- It's a good thing I'm curious, because sometimes I just research how a soccer player kicks a ball and the impact it has on his foot. I haven't used this yet, but I might.

- But over the years you can cultivate hate for the art you love.

- I don’t believe anyone’s story is boring. Every story has value because it belongs only to you.

- Sometimes I fantasize backstage about how people do their laundry. Woolite? Mixed-color loads? Do they fold? Do they press? Do they Shout it out? And the thing that kills me—do their whites come out dingy?

- Our generation has an incredible amount of realism, yet at the same time it loves to complain and not really change.

- We like our pain. And we’re packaging it, and we’re selling it.

- Festivals or radio shows can be the heavyweight championships of arrogantly detached clusterfucks.

- People who are addicted to power can live on the same street or attend the same school as us or even play on the world stage.

- None of us are this light and dark fantasy. What's dark to you may be light to me and vice versa.

- I don't think that many performers necessarily want to see their audience empowered. I think a lot of performers, no different from priests, need the hierarchy.

- Modern, celebrity-driven entertainment turns the stage into an altar, and so many celebrities refuse to be removed from those altars once they manage to ascend.

- All storytellers, all troubadours worth their salt knew their myths.

- The Sídh's historical myth is the source of the bastardized concept of a fairy—as if anyone gives a rat's ass.

- The problem with Christianity is, they think everything is about outside forces, good and evil. There's not a lot of inner work encouraged.

- Over the last few hours I've allowed myself to feel defeated, and just like she said if you allow yourself to feel the way you really feel, maybe you won't be afraid of that feeling anymore.

- I'm the queen of the nerds.

- Don't give up. Don't listen to these foolish critics that are so small minded they don't get it tonight.

- Sometimes listening to music can motivate you.

- I think even in a good marriage, especially if you stay together long enough, there are going to be events that happen.

- An ounce of breast milk is even more potent than the finest tequila.

- Music is always a reflection of what's going on in the hearts and minds of the culture.

- Many people lock a part of themselves away. It's a bit sacred.

- I've always seen the songs as having a consciousness.

- Our world is a huge mess right now, and not big enough for masses of intolerant people.

- We are all fairies living underneath a leaf of a lily pad.

- That is some funky-fresh, pop lockin' shit.

- If I saw someone destroy a piano I'd fuckin' kill 'em. Wouldn't think twice.

- I experiment with things that are usually an internal experience, because that's just what excites me. And yes, it does sometimes give me visions.

- Some of those trips were eighteen hours long and I'll never forget, once I ended up sitting by the bush trying to ask the flowers why they didn't like me. It's like, Why can't I be your friend?

- You might not like my story because I'm not gonna tell you how it ends yet, and you need to travel it with me.

- I just imagined a huge juicy vagina coming out of the sky, raining blood over all those racist, misogynist fuckers.

- You can't control your popularity

- If you can't create physical life, you find a life force. If that's in music, that's in music.

- I started to find this deep, primitive rhythm, and I started to move to it.

-I held hands with sorrow, and I danced with her, and we giggled a bit

- I usually get myself into situations that cause sparks.

- I love feeling alive, I love walking out in the cold in my bare feet and feeling the ice on my toes.

- For the most part, pianos are female to me.

- Anger is natural. It's part of the force. You just have to learn to hang out with it.

- In our minds, love and lust are really separated.

- I think all the boys that write the screaming stuff would write the best love songs

- When you stop putting yourself on the line, and you don't touch your own heart, how do you expect to touch other people?

- Guys would sleep with a bicycle if it had the right color lip gloss on. They have no shame. They're like bull elks in a field.

- Your worst enemies are made when you ignore people.

- It's as if the horses have come to take us back, to descend, to find the dark side. By dark I mean what's hidden, not necessarily satanic.

- There's room for everybody on the planet to be creative and conscious if you are your own person. If you're trying to be like somebody else, then there is isn't.

- Sometimes you have to do what you don't like to get to where you want to be.

- You know that saying, bad things don't happen to good people? That's a lie.

- I'm not a habit, I'm a lifestyle.

- There are a lot of hidden nerds.

- People who become the front runners often used to be outcasts or loners.

- Um, don't get me wrong because I love boys, it's just that sometimes we don't need you.

- There are only ten ideas under the sun. What makes the difference is how you spice them.

- So I'm in Virginia, and I had crabs--I keep saying that! I had crab sickness, I had eaten bad crabs in Maryland!

- I'm a winter girl; I like coming out when things are desolate and everybody's ready to slit their wrists.

- You can only be you. A lot of times it's never enough for people.

- I've never played the guitar, except throwing it against the wall cause it was pissed off I couldn't play it.

- Truly, I was a sweetheart when I was little, like the Honeysuckle Faery. Sweet-pea. But sweet-peas are not popular after second grade. Sweet-peas become nerds really fast.

- I really enjoy having a giggle with a friend, but then someone crosses my line, then I don't really take it lightly.

- I sometimes forget I'm not 7'2" and a Viking.

- A boundary was crossed. And maybe I drew a boundary, consciously.

- It was a bit violent, a bit sexual.

- When nothing makes sense, music seems to come and bring me a margarita and sit down with me.

- You don't have to justify everything. Being pissed off is just absolutely okay.

- There is a level of the vampire in me, which is OK.

- It hurts me when a woman doesn't come through for me, more than a man.

- I'm a grown woman. I've earned my experiences, my scars.

- What is an angel but a ghost in drag?

- I'm beginning to accept and love the parts of me, of women that I was trained to hate all my life.

- People can be so vicious toward the imaginary world and it saddens me. You kill a lot of little people's dreams that way.

- Even if you don't read history or you aren't interested in anything that happened before the '60s, there are reasons why we think the way we do.

- That's how the story goes but I don't believe the story.

- I would find myself either the lovey-doveyest-woviest sweet pea, or a mad-woman.

- I believe in eating.

- You can't change what happened. And nobody's asking you to forgive.

- Why be afraid of these cuddly, soft, adorable things?

- I have good days. Like if I get really good coffee ice cream with just the right amount of chocolate syrup.

- A lot of people see themselves as victims, even when you have to stand in line for ice cream.

- It's so difficult to be critical of children because they need to discover themselves. We're always telling them, "No, the tree has green leaves!"

- I'm tired of being a rebel. Now I just want to be me.

- When things get really empty for me, empty in my outer life, in my inner life, the music world, the songs come across galaxies to find me.

- Do you know what it's like to be a girl and have blood running down your legs and think that you're dying, just because no one's told you that's what happens? It's horrible.

- An angel's face is tricky to wear constantly.

- Mess with me and you will not survive.

- I think that happiness is when you can let yourself feel every emotion you want at any time instead of being a lying little fuck.

- I'm not into this dieting thing.

- The cross has been used as a weapon, as it has been used against all women throughout the ages. And that's the greatest evil of all.

- I think you've got to find a giggle somewhere in stuff that would scare the poop outta ya.

- A cornflake girl is Wonderbread whereas a raisin girl is whole wheat bread.

- I would like to think I'm a raisin girl, because in my mind they're more open minded. Cornflake girls are totally self centered, don't care about anything or anybody.

- I like butter and the people who like butter."

- I'm known as that girl who has tea with the Devil.

- I'm not afraid of sadness.

- Everybody has creativity and each person has it in a different way. Some people aren't musical, some musicians can't even think about painting or gardening. There's so many different ways to be creative.

- I wanna be burned, definitely burned, like the witches.

- Give the kids tools, so they can go build their own houses; not the blueprint of what the houses should be.

- Look at me now. I'm breast feeding pigs.

- I wish I had more of a sense of humor.

- I can be so hard on people.

- If somebody's being a jerk, I would like to go wee on their head. And then I do that, mentally.

- The people on the internet know more about what I am doing than I do. Like, they will say that I am going to be in this mall on this day, and sure enough, I am there!

- I'm like a lioness who kills her own prey and no one else has to kill for her. But if some other lioness comes to me and says "I just got a good prey, do you want a piece?" I can say "of course" - and the other way around.

- There are things that I would disagree with Jesus about, and I feel really good about that.

- History has recorded some pretty nasty things that have happened to people. I think we remember. I think it's in our cells and I think it can still hurt sometimes."

- I don't believe in the saying that it all happens for the best, it's just not appropriate.

- Of course I believe in past lives, I mean, three quarters of the human race believes this, it's not like a great new thought here.

- I use innocence in my demeanor like a Venus flytrap.

- I do like to talk about things no one wants to hear at the dinner table.

- I'm not interested in being a really nice person; I want to be a creative, responsible person that's balanced.

- Boys are cute but food is cuter

- Do any of you dream about crocodiles?

-I know I dream about crocodiles. I'm obsessed with them.

- If people can't see things from the other side that's not my problem, it's theirs.

- I think I give equal time in my hatred, right?

- Sometimes I'm mad at some guy, sometimes I'm mad at some girl, and sometimes I'm totally loving some guy, so and sometimes I'm loving some girl.

_ Well, Pele is the volcano goddess and I thought of like, um, sacrificing some of the boys in my life to her but then I decided that that wasn't really a very good idea.

- Anger originates from envy and outrage, not being seen, not being heard.

- We don't know where souls go when they die. We don't know a lot of things. We didn't create the planets. We didn't do this all by ourselves. So, therefore, why wouldn't there be a creative force if it can create humans and planets?

- I've been hanging out with some of the Hell's Angels in England. They're some of the sweetest people I've ever met.

- Real friends have to be understanding of each other, and their faults.

- I think I'm really hard to get to know on a personal level.

- Thailand is calling me.

- People I see laughing all the time, check for razor blades in their anal-force underwear, because it's just a little lie.

- I'm not interested in taking drugs. I do hallucinogens once in a while for journey experiences.

- I hear the wine. It's like a structure. I see it as a piece. I hear it before I taste it. It's calling me. And then I start to hear it when I'm tasting it.

- Not that I use crystal suppositories, I'm not New Age.

- A peach tree says, 'Some of me will be juicy and some of me will be dry I'm not growing for you; I grow because that's what I do.' You always hear some person complain about how dry their peach is and the peach says, 'It's not our fault you have no understanding on the proper use for dry peaches.'

- My theory is that women were the Mona Lisas for a long time and now men are Mona Lisas with little goatees. They are our muses.

- If you're gonna tell a story, you have to grow into the head of the rapist as well as the raped.

- He was a lite sneeze, and not the flu. Most boys would like to think they're the flu, wouldn't they? But they're really just a achoo.

- If you call me an airy-fairy new age hippy waif, I will cut your penis off.

- It's a double-edged sword and if you pretend you don't want it you're a liar and that is going to rip your soul to pieces.

- I'm always dreaming that these bulls are chasing me. Half the time I don't get away - I almost get over the fence, and then they gore me.

- I believe in energy, everything is energy. And therefore sometimes magic can be created if somebody is open to letting energy do what it does, instead of being so cynical, that you miss magic happening.

- I feel like a work really has many sides to it when people have such extreme reactions. When a work is greeted with just, 'Oh, you know, it's nice', then it's not affecting people. So love it or hate it, that's okay.

- I am a real believer in looking at pain and taking it out shopping.

- The music is the magic carpet that other things take naps on.

- I just try to strip myself, peel myself like an onion. At different layers I discover stuff.

- Why is the world where it is? It's so deep-rooted, if we really start looking, and we might not like what we find. But I think we have to, we have to ask the questions.

- I'm beyond the fury of youth.

- I love young women who are angry. They're wild mustangs.

- I didn't want her looking and hearing me and thinking, "Oh my God, that's a scary lady!"

- They felt that it was detrimental material for their children and that it was blasphemous.

- They've decided they kinda' have you figured out.

- My nightmares are so bad, that I mostly reject it when my friends want to take me to a cinema to watch a horror movie. Then I say, "No, thank you. I will dream in a few hours."

- I don't know of anybody who's gonna be fulfilled if they get hit by a bus. You have to surrender to that eternal need to be fulfilled.

- How do you know I'm not having a margarita with Jesus tonight at 10 o'clock?

- Let's be honest, religion has not supported women and men exploring all sorts of their sides, their unconscious. It has not been supportive of, you know, go into the places without shame, without blame, without judgment, and just let yourself really see what's cooking in there.

- I think human beings are so much more capable of what they told us we're capable of.

- Anyone can attend yoga, kabbalah classes, church, lectures by the 'Dalai Lama', yada, yada, yada - but can you be present for your life, and live with the way you treat other people?

- Only a few people should have a "greatest hits". I'm not one of those people.

- I feel like our leaders have hijacked America's personality, and taken her to personality plastic surgery school. And they decided this is who she is.

- The playground is the biggest war-zone in the world.

- You have to read visionaries to have visions.

- They squash the baby bird because their bird got squashed.

- I love reading. I'll read the first sentence and if it makes sense to me I pick it up.

- It's ridiculous saying there's only one true faith, it's like saying there's only one map to get you up the mountain. I want to see those other maps, man.

- I kinda have all the aspects of my personality round one table for spaghetti.

- If it's too loud, turn it up.

- I was doing drugs with a South American shaman, and I really did visit the devil and, well, I had a journey.

- There is no passion without broken crockery.

- You have to ask, how could a nation nearly vote in somebody who isn't qualified for the job?

- We're living in a frightening time and I wish people would wake up and realise they're surrendering their civil liberties.

- Who wouldn't want to shag a queen?

#rp meme #rp memes #rp starters #roleplay memes #roleplay meme #roleplay starters #tori amos #tori amos quotes

[hextiger]

More Research Excerpts

This time it's Der Alptraum in Beziehung zu gewissen Formen mittelalterlichen Aberglaubens. (English: The Nightmare in Relation to Certain Forms of Medieval Superstition).

You can find the PDF here via Project Gutenberg, but it's in German.

For context though: this appeared in 1902 in a magazine published by Sigmund Freud. That fact is very much apparent throughout.

Introduction

"My focus is not on the historical side but the deepest psychological meaning" phrases that clue you in that there's a lot of nonsense coming

Nowadays the word "Weib" really just reads as "woman (derogatory)"

Dream and Belief

"the breath soul and the shadow soul" I'm sorry what. What! Shadow soul?????

"Freud's discovery of psychoanalysis" I don't know that I'd call it a discovery rather than "wholesale invention" or maybe "ass-pull" but sure

You can at times REALLY tell this is influenced by Freud. Example: "The more people have a certain type of dream the more likely it is that its' subliminal content is of a sexual nature" good (?) news for all the people who dream about their teeth falling out

Something something dreaming of your dead mother or father something something oedipus complex repressed in childhood

You can really tell this was written in the early 20th century. Take me back to the 18th/19th century weirdness please

"In a court in 1516 the jury of Trojes admonished the caterpillars who had devastated some distracts on punishment of curse and excommunication to leave within a certain number of days" I have SO MANY questions

The source for the above is "Cesaresco. Essays in the Study of Folk-Songs, P. 183" which I now have to read

Nightmares

"It is generally known that nightmares have a greater influence on the fantasy of waking life than any other dream" my dude you JUST went on for a whole chapter abt sex dreams so like are you sure

"I have added that the repression of female masochistic sexual urges is more suited to the creation of the typical nightmare than that of the male one, a view that Adler agrees with" I just wanna read abt weird hairy creatures sitting on people's chests, not this nonsense

Ok HERE'S something interesting. Dude's talking about how nightmares express deeply repressed wishes like yes. This I can vibe with

"Digestive problems do not explain the appearance of beautiful women from keyholes" sure but if that were a thing I'd sure as hell take the digestive problems

Incubus and Incubation

"In the middle ages the belief was generally that there were evil spirits whose sole function was to have [...] intercourse with sleeping people" HE JUST SAYS THIS. WITHOUT A SOURCE

"A favorite form that incubi took was that of clergy. Hieronmyus reports the story of a young lady who called for help against an incubus which her friends found under their beds in the form of the bishop Sylvanus. The reputation of the bishop would have suffered if he had been unable to convince them that the incubus had taken his form"

People at the time reacted by saying "Oh an excellent example for the wizardry of Sylvanus" so I don't think this bishop was believed

Anyway I WISH that had been an incubus but it really sounds like it was just a creepy old dude

Sir why do you keep randomly throwing untranslated French quotes in this German text

Oh hey another mention of people who were supposedly children of incubi. This time it's Alexander the Great, Caesar, Martin Luther, Plato, all of the Huns and everyone who lived on Cyprus

You're right, it would be unnecessary to linger on how snakes are phallic symbols thank you for not doing that

"The belief that the soul leaves the sleeper in the form of a snake which escapes through the mouth" UM HOLD ON

I checked the source and yeah, that sure is a thing

This one's from Thorpe. Northern Mythology, 1851, Vol I. P. 289f https://archive.org/details/northernmytholog01thoruoft/page/n309/mode/2up

The Vampire

"The wish for reunion, which has its origin in the living person, is here partially projected on the dead" FINALLY some good content

"Widows can get pregnant by their vampiric husbands visiting" uhuh sure

"After the transformation into a vampire is complete it can be discovered by finding the unburied body with red cheeks, tightskin, full blood vessels, warm blood, grown hair and nails and open left eye"

May have found another source on alps here. Features slut-shaming of sphinxes as far as I can tell

"The Wallachian myth wherein dead redheaded men appear in the form of frogs, bugs etc. and drink the blood of pretty girls"

So depending on which church you were a part of before committing heresy you'd either become a werewolf (roman-catholic) or a vampire (greek)

"Like the vampire the Alp can be the soul of a dead person and suck the blood of sleeping people" whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy do I only read this now

The Werwolf

Apollo's apparently associated with wolves, which I did not know

Oh yeah I forgot about the part of werewolf lore that's like "Yeah they turn their human skin inside-out cause the other side is a wolf pelt"

If you're born on christmas day you're apparently destined to become a werewolf as punishment for your parent daring to deliver on the same day as Mary

"The seventh son is destined to become a werewolf, the seventh daughter a mare" mmmmmmmmm there's Something here I may be able to use

Quick gallows, wow what's that? Oh. Oh it's a gallows where the person has their hands bound behind their back, is pulled up by their bound hands on a pulley and then dropped from great height??????? That's uh. That doesn't sound like a good experience

Armenian werewolves are women who sinned and were thus punished by having to live for seven years as a werewolf.

There's also a creature that's somewhat between werewolf and vampire which, apparently sucks blood from the soles of the feet of people walking by

Very rough translation but "One has to burn the werewolf because otherwise he will rise from his grave a few days later. In ravenous hunger he will eat the flesh from his own hands and feet and when he has nothing else on his body to consume he will burrow out from his grave at midnight, fall into the herds and steal the animals or even go into houses, lay down by the sleeping and suck their blood from them" this is good, actually

I cannot stress enough how openly freudian this thing is

Werewolves can apparently also leave behind their bodies and wander about at night

Devilworship

"Belief in devils can be traced back to an oedipus complex" ok. sure

Apparently the devil used to be a close parallel to jesus. The whole deal: twelve apostles, went to hell and was reborn, hot bod

The devil had his own bible which was written down in Bohemia and is now in a library in Stockholm k so who's down for a trip to Stockholm after [waves hands] all this is done

"One of the later bynames of the devil was Grendel (english Grant)"

The devil is canonically bisexual and bigender

He can only impregnate folks if he previously acts as a succubus

....Merlin was a son of the devil? He was born because the devil was imitating God? His purpose was to defeat Jesus? Is this what Fate Grand Order is about

"if a woman sleeps alone the devil sleeps with her" well good for her

The devil has a second face on his butt that looks like a beautiful woman's face. He sits the wrong way around in chairs. His genitals are on his back

The Witch Epidemic

Witches like to eat babies, especially unbaptized ones

Witches apparently sometimes turned men into horses to ride to sabbath??? rad

Or they rode the devil himself in form of a horse or goat. sure

Why would witches have stigmata. I want to know, but not enough to check the source that's cited for this

The roman-catholic church is at fault for witchcraft

Apparently 40 year old witches turn into Drude which are also similar to alps

In Conclusion

This entire thing was a trip but I cannot recommend reading it or a translation. It's far too Freudian for my tastes. At least there's a little bit here that I can use for A Pale Imitation and its potential sequels.

#Mu speaks #hey did you know #The next thing I'm researching is philosophy #which should be fun #And then some more on mares and stuff which I'm also looking forward to

[h-grangerstudies]

i'd love to exchange faves!! high school kinda ruined reading for me but i've been trying to get back in hehe <3

my faves are

y/a

all the light we cannot see

the goldfinch

the poet x

salt to the sea

fountains of silence

idk if riordanverse counts but that shit slaps

high fantasy

lotr

the hobbit

idk if kotlc counts, but they have elves

and the old gothic horror type stuff

anything by edgar allan poe i love love love his stuff but my faves are the bell, a dream within a dream, the raven, and the telltale heart

bram stoker's dracula

sheridan le fanu's carmilla

omgomg yes!! okay! i read all the light we cannot sea last year, and salt to the sea the year before... BOTH SO SO GOOD, I LOVE YOU FOR INCLUDING THESE. i have both the goldfinch and dracula in my possession, so i'll be sure to bump those up on my to read list!

WAIT WAIT WAIT KOTLC?? AS IN

KEEPER OF THE LOST CITIES??!

ÖÖÖ of course it counts

okay, i should share a few? my reading palate is super diverse but so is yours!! i hope you like a few, if you get to reading them (^^ゞ

young adult + romance + a sense of wanderlust

• Love & Gelato, Jenna Evans Welch

• Love & Luck, Jenna Evans Welch

** she has also written Love & Olives, which i havent reas yet, but completely expect to be wonderful

classics that i adore

• Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen

• Little Women, Louisa May Alcott

• Wuthering Heights, Emily Bronte

• Jane Eyre, Charlotte Bronte

(i read the tell tale heart and ö ... have you read the warlock's hairy heart? not as twisted.. i mean... not as psychological)

speaking of twisted

• Spoon River Anthology (OKOKOK!! we just started this in literature, so admittedly i have not finished. but! its the collection of 244 individuals, all dead, having one last chance to say... something. revealing secrets? confessing regrets? unfinished business? what's really cool is that some of them connect to eachother! and some of them are so twisted and you can really get lost in interpreting them)

YA series that i couldnt stop reading, literally

• An Ember In The Ashes, Sabaa Tahir (i started ths first book, immediately bought the second book, and read through them as fast as I could. and then went back and listened to the audiobooks. i havent bought the following books lest i neglect my assignments but summer is coming!!!)

• A Flame In The Mist, Renée Ahdieh (very reminiscent of Mulan, but think feudal Japan! put off reading the sequel for as long as i could because i didnt want to say goodbye to the characters!)

antiheroine

• Forest of a Thousand Lanters, Julie C. Dao (i had never read a book with a protagonist like Xifeng. i have mixed feelings about her character, but the story is... oh boy, i still think about it sometimes)

i hope we can both get back into reading!! ♡♡

#accio!mutuals #(lemme follow you back hehe) #i love talking books #cant wait to read dracula #its been on my bed for weeks #i hope you like some of these #O BOY KOTLC!! #HOLD ON!!!

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Hi! First of all I really love your blog and endlessly appreciate what you're doing! I'm doing my high school media studies diploma thingy (it's hard to explain) about PCOS and would love to interview you here or through email, if possible :) it's nothing too official, I'd just send you a few questions and you could send me the answers when you have time. The finished article would be published in my blogs and if I get lucky, in a local newspaper. I would refer to you as a "blog keeper" (1/3)

or by your first or full name, as you like, and name your blog in the article if it's okay to you. I would also translate the whole thing to English and publish it in my blogs and fb. I too have pcos so the whole thing is partially me trying to come in terms with it... And raising awareness in my school at least :) I know how the shit hits the fan sometimes so if you don't have the energy for this, I totally understand and it's totally okay :) thanks in advance!You don't have to anwer to any of these if you don't like :)1) How many followers do you have? What kind of people they typically are?2) Do you have any thoughts about why pcos is not spoken about in the media? What should change about how it's presented / the lack of it's presentation?3) What symptom is the most difficult to deal with for you?4) Have you ever faced any kind of "suspicion" about pcos?5) How has pcos affected your life?

Okayyy, I’m so late answering this, I don’t know if I’ve missed your deadline, if so I’m sorry! Things have just been a bit all over the place at the moment :S If it’s ok I’m not really down with like, having my personal information out there like my full name and stuff. I’m sorry it’s just that this is kind of a personal thing for me and I appreciate having a little anonymity. I’ll answer your questions anyway if it helps you or anyone else reading at all.

1. At the moment I have 1,220 followers. I have to go through my followers list quite regularly to make sure there are no pornblogs/bots/fetish blogs etc following so I can flush them out and block them. I’m very very grateful for all the wonderful people that follow me otherwise though and it’s really reassuring to know there are so many out there going through the same thing as me :) As for the type of people they are, of course there are many different people but I do admit to checking out my followers blogs when I can so I can get to know them a bit better 🙈 . I tend to find that they’re artistic and thoughtful/contemplative people more than anything which I find really sweet and wonderful. I have a lot of followers that enjoy music and fashion and quotes and poetry and paintings which is lovely. They’re often very kind and very strong especially as I know a lot of them suffer from depression or anxiety. I’m also really surprised at how international my followers are, I thought they’d mostly be from the UK or the US but there are a lot of people on here from all over the world!

2. If I’m honest? I think because a. it’s primarily a women’s illness b. it’s not something immediately visible, like you can’t look and tell someone has PCOS c. it has a few ‘unattractive’ symptoms such a excess hair growth or acne or weight gain and the media likes to pretend that women shouldn’t have those things or look that way and since it’s related to periods and the menstrual cycle which is already a ‘taboo’ subject, people would prefer not to talk to hear about it and d. since there isn’t really a ‘cure’ and there’s limited amount of funding and research into it it’s maybe not a very widely known illness, I didn’t even know what it was until I was diagnosed. I’d love it if there was more awareness spread about it, if women felt more able to talk about their hormones or their periods so that they’d feel more comfortable getting help if something was wrong and if there was more education as to what a ‘normal’ or ‘abnormal’ period is like, I was taught almost nothing about periods at school. 

3. I think either the pain or just like...general hormonal fuckery (you might need to rephrase that one if it’s going in a paper lmao) Hormones affect SO MUCH. Like I get splitting headaches, sudden changes in my body temperature, constipation/diarrhea, loss of appetite and then sudden cravings for something really specific, mood swings, I always wanted to pee, feeling faint etc and these are all connected to my hormones. All the pain of a PCOS period is like..God it’s just a nightmare. I was always just told ‘haha periods are so painful, poor women eh?’ but it’s like, there’s normal period pain and then there’s ‘something’s wrong’ period pain and I wish girls were raised to know the difference. And the pain of a ruptured cyst is just agony, straight up it’s so uncomfortable. Even cystic acne is painful, normal acne is bad enough but cystic acne is soo unpleasant because you can feel it from under your skin and it’s just like a constant stinging even if something lightly brushes your face. 

4. I wasn’t entirely certain what this question meant, i.e. if I had suspicions or if other people had suspicions as to whether I actually had it or whether other people had suspicions as to whether or not it’s a real illness. Personally I know that it’s a real illness, I even have the ultrasound results to prove it, let alone experiencing it on a daily basis. People have had my doubts whether I had it, it took me a long time to get diagnosed once I first went to the GP about it. First they thought it was just because I was young and my hormones hadn’t settled down from puberty yet. Then they said it was because I was underweight. Then they said it was because I wasn’t getting enough iron. Then it was because I wasn’t getting enough Vitamin D, then it was Vitamin C, then it was Vitamin B, then it was Vitamin E, then it was because I wasn’t active enough, because I was depressed, because I suffer from other chronic illnesses, because my periods are ‘just a bit more difficult’ I think it took me almost 3 years to finally have someone suggest that it could be PCOS, it’s ridiculous. People can have all the doubts they want to but ultrasound scans and blood tests should give them all the evidence they need. Sometimes people don’t take it seriously, especially men who think it’s just women being overdramatic about period pain and hormones but anyone who lives with PCOS knows how real it is.

5. Oh man, in so many ways. It’s hard for a start, I’m basically half dead for 2 weeks of the month. I get depressed, my sleeping schedule gets messed up, my eating habits gets messed up, things kind of go down the shitter a bit. It’s also hard because I’ve had to completely re-evaluate how I see myself, to know my pain is valid, to rebuild my self esteem after being ashamed for so long about having a ‘gross’ illness, about being excessively hairy and having painful acne on my face and body and about potentially/probably having to live with this illness for the rest of my life. That’s hard. On the other hand I feel like it’s also made me more compassionate, it’s taught me to be more gentle with myself and ask for help if I need it. It’s helped to take better care of myself and my body and put more thought into what I put into my body and how i treat it. It’s taught me to reach out to my fellow women and the importance of having a community that makes you feel understood and accepted and the importance of not letting people walk all over you because of something that is beyond your control. 

I hope this helps you and anyone else who is curious :) xx

#asks #sorry if there are spelling/grammar mistakes 🙈 #appelssiini