Sunday has an abnormally large dick. It's canon, I die on this hill, you can't convince me otherwise! (i also think he's a virgin because holy and all, also he probably never had time to fuc-)
anywaysssss, Slutty reader x Sunday's first time be like~
I want one thing out of life, and that is to curl up in Aleksander Kirigan's arms while he softly sings me to sleep. I want him to whisper to me that it's all going to be okay, because I'm safe in the dark with him. I want to kiss his cheeks while he smiles and tell him how adorable he is when he looks smug. I want to console him when he's sad and comfort him when he's angry. So anyway, my entire existence has been consumed by Ben Barnes as Aleksander Kirigan/Morosova in Shadow and Bone. I love me a tragic villain with a sad backstory and oof.
Does anybody else have those moments where they have no idea what a random piece of media is, but they get a random video or ad that shows a character, and you immediately go:
"Oh no. I'm now going to simp over this character. I must now research everything about this piece of media, just for this random character. This is going to be my next three days."
Because that's now me after I saw a video about this movie called Wish, with the character King Magnifico on the thumbnail. He's going to be my life for the next three days.
Being asexual is so weird because would I fuck him? Hell no.
Would I cook him a nice dinner, dress him up in cute clothes, cuddle him, let him walk on me, call me a good boy, and/or kill me if he wanted to? Absolutely