#I'm just fckn saying..........................

[gordonsicedcoffee]

girl help I need to eat him for breakfast

#his fuckin HAIR. I'm afflicted w/the PLAGUE #and it's BUBONIC!!!! bitch!!!!! #sometimes I just scroll thru the gifs I make @ 2 am w/my brain full of asbestos and radioactive waste like. we were really goin thru it huh #peter strahm #mine #anyways. my hands should be in his hair rn in this moment #and ALSO [redacted whorism] [redacted whorism] [REDACTED WHORISM] #I'm just fckn saying.......................... #rabies-posting...................cujo the saint bernard state of MIND #don't look directly @ me I'm in the trenches today #<-but. I mean. when am I NOT in these trenches. let's be honest #so u should never be looking directly @ me!!!!!!!!!

[softesttangerines]

As someone who LOVES a good old time travel au, and after seeing amazing fanart of kid!Mihawk i have to let it out!!

I just wanna read a time travel fic where baby Mihawk wakes up and finds himself in the world of adult Mihawk and he's like wtf is going on?

And word goes around that a kid that looks exactly like Hawkeyes and carries the same cross knife as him is roaming around this island and rumors say it's the son he abandoned to fend for himself.

And so, marines and every pirates he ever wronged come after him for revenge and the little guy is just thinking why is everyone trying to get me? While doing his best with his cross dagger to rid of them.

And Shanks, good ol' shanks could have sworn that if his old rival had an 9years old, he would know about it (also he refuses to let the bitter taste in his heart take over unless his own eyes see) so he's skeptical about the whole thing and that's the only thing that gets him to leave his hideout in a reclused ghost island waiting for whatever is his big plan to take place.

News say Red Shanks is on the move after being mia for a few years and everyone got their panties in a twist, what could have raised the emperor from the dead.

He follows from island to island because apparently the young boy knows how to avoid the marines and pirates coming after him.

Till one night, on their stop at some bar on an island that wasn't really on the plan, he sees the boy. Just outside the bar in an alley, where he went to empty his guts from the booze overfilling his body, there stood bloody faced, cross dagger in one hand, a tiny version of his old rival with a bounty hunter's body at his feet.

The boy furrows his eyebrows even more at the new arrival and strikes another pose in case the new guy tries something funny. But Shanks, drunk ass Shanks, who knows his rival by heart is a 100% sure the little guy is in fact his rival for whatever magical reason, there he stands in front of him in the form of an 9years old and Shanks giggles at that -to which the child takes great offense- and just say "hey kid, i'm a friend of your dad's, want me to take you to him?"

#mishanks #Ok so here I'm running with the fandom's theory that rayleigh is mihawk's dad #And after getting all these murder attempts on his person he's just so fckn tired of anyone that approaches him So he's completely on guard #when this red haired dude comes out of nowhere n tells him he knows his dad #Which no one did before all they did was charge at him screaming HAWKEYES YOU'RE GONNA REGRET WHAT YOU DID #And here's the thing #he may be inclined to believe the red haired guy because no one knows his relation to rayleigh #so this guy must really know his dad and he's tired of running all the time he just wants his bed and parents #so cut him some slack when he follows a random one armed red haired pirate #On the other hand the crew is equally creeped out and charmed by the little fella because even young he still installs the chills in them #How can he be as equally as skilled as he is cuuuuute #They try their best not to say it to his face because he threatens to stab them at any given chance but they cant HELP IT #it's Dracule Fucking Mihawk as an 9years old!!!! Ofc he's cute #Shanks cant fucking wait to get his adult Mihawk back to tease the shit out of him about the little version of him lol #When they got him to rayleigh he fckn cried because that's his fckn son znd the last time he saw hus baby that way was more than 30years ag #Mihawk is just confused as fuck why is his dad's grey n have much more wrinklesBut it's still one familiar face so he just sticks to him #The red haired pirate keeps telling him that he should look for him when he gets home but he doesn't understand!!! #He also keeps challenging shanks on a duel once he discovers he's a swordsman and keeps on losing #And truth be told shanks is embarrassed as fuck because it took him his rival being a child for him to win over mihawk #opla #one piece #mihawk #dracule mihawk #red haired shanks #shanks

[elibean]

IT'S THE SAME FUCKING EYE

#text post #link click #listen............... #there's no fckn way #but on the other hand #why would he just put eye drops in the one eye #WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS #listen ok ok #i'm the most cautious person in this fandom when it comes to theories and stuff bc i honestly don't trust the writing of this show that muc #so here it's like #yeah there was a 50/50 chance he would be crying out of the same eye DUH #and it's also likely that in the above image he's crying from both eyes #BUT THEY ONLY SHOW US ONE #and in the chibi shorts-- why would he only put the eye drop in one eye? he was using both #surely both were hurting #he could have put it in both like a normal person #LISTEN. I'M NOT SAYING THIS WAS INTENTIONAL FORESHADOWING. BUT ALSO...

[ao3dorian-gay]

will literally never get over this fight scene oh my god

#link click literally has some of the best ''real'' / fist fight scenes ive ever seen animated #i'm saying ''some'' to cover me w maybe some dcau scenes but honestly i rarely rewatch those like i do this one #it's just so brutal and fluid and aggressive and FUN and also features qiao ling <3 #had to compress the quality sm going first to fckn youtube & then to fit tumblr sz limits </3 #had to crop a bit to fit sz as well pls just watch link click lmao #the way it plays w the space. the FORCE behind the hits #AGH i keep returning to this

[dmclemblems]

i just rly like how there’s a whole fight in a war going on and claude is just merrily chasing dimi where it’s only them in their own special closed off section of the map.

#give him smoochies dimi that's what he's after. but well then again #if u give him smoochies he will probably chase u for more smoochies. guess you're shit outta luck #i mean you're in a corner of the map all by yourselves it's not like anyone will know if u two just... had a brief... makeout session... #look i would say i'm taking every crumb i can get BUT claude is a little HM about dimi sometimes #like man in one route he's whistling at him another route he's chasing him another route he teams up with him... #hey claude? just fckn kiss him. #Three Hopes #Three Hopes Spoilers #DimiClaude

[rockruin]

daisy jones & the six characters .... spare daisy jones & the six characters ?

#indie rp #daisy jones and the six rp #musician rp #indie music rp #70s rp #listen i'm just saying #karen sirko ? hottest motherfucking keyboardist on the planet #graham dunne ? a himbo. we love him. #camila dunne ? boss ass bitch nothing but respect here for her #billy dunne ? i'm contractually obligated to say i hate him but honestly #he can get him i'm a billy stan @ me i don't care #warren rhodes ??? best comedic relief you could hope for #pete loving ? also a himbo #eddie ? we don't rly care about eddie #SIMONE FCKN JACKSON disco mother we stan we adore #i need a simone god c'MON

[dimiclaudeblaigan]

i’ve held back as much as i could from busting out the lengthy shinon meta posts but it’s only a matter of time

#DCB Comments #makes me sad and angry when a tellius character is looked at ''the racist'' and nothing else by most of the fandom #since it's a fckn tellius character and like. how can you look at them and say there's no depth??? #how can you look at him and be like oh he's just racist and nothing else and never gets better #you have to ACTIVELY IGNORE all his dialogue and just see what you want to see to feel that way abt him #I WILL PROTECC HIM and i hope my followers will also come to like him too #see like idc if ppl dislike him generally just as a person but when ppl hate him for incorrect or faulty reasons? #may as well hate Reyson Tibarn Ulki Janaff Lethe Jill Pelleas Soren am I missing anyone #when ppl ignore good traits of a character and blow up their negative traits tenfold just to hate them??? #yuckyyyyy. so now I'm very devoted to proteccing him #DCB Path of Radiance Stuff #DCB Radiant Dawn Stuff

[imwritesometimes]

I love being into media that is old and has pretty much no following here I love feeling like I'm contributing nothing but irritation and annoyance even in my clown enclosure

#like I know no one cares abt the blorbos I've cared abt lately. like. no one. and that's fine! #I don't expect other ppl to be foaming at the mouth rewatching the same 15 year old tv episodes as me lol I know I'm an outlier here #however I do feel like...... idk. this is my ultimate clown zone I come here to honk. loud and long. for the blorbos. #but when you're honkin' solo idk you start to feel real irritating. and dumb. #there is nothing else I really give a shit abt right now though soooo 🤷‍♀️ #idk it just starts to feel like lmao I'm being irritating talking abt shit no one cares about *online* now too yay!! #idk man idk it just feels like irl ppl don't give a shit abt anything I have to say and then I come on here with this #ancient niche blorbos from l&o shit and it must be like I'm thr most irritating mutual/poster on this fckn site #I'm in a very weird headspace today and I haven't really enjoyed it idk ✌️🥴 #erin explains it all

[slinkythread]

I'm addicted to Pokemon Masters but there's fucking nothing to do in the game rn sobs

#Maybe because I play this game for like 20-30 hours a week???? #That's a lie kind of #Sometimes I just sit there in my team editing screen and rearrange my teams for like shits and giggles #As if I'll ever need to use anyone other than Seasonal Leon #He literally sweeps anything and everything I think I've only ever had one battle where they struggled #And even then they won in less than 5 attempts #Legendary Gauntlet was challenging but then I hit win streak 10 and it's like. Well why bother doing more #I'm too fckn strong #They did say they're gonna implement more multiplayer stuff soon tho...if I can battle you bitches it's over #I will be indominable >:D #I'd give out my friend code but I'm lazy lol #If the multiplayer is good you bet your ass I'm making a pokemas sideblog and adding everyone ever

[mysticfemme]

I'm blocking my ex on insta tomorrow, i swear

#i say this after saying it for months and yet I haven't had the heart to do it #today had a stupid motif in my calendar telling me to message her that we decided i would do last year #however she is happily in love and is probably gonna fckn marry her current gf even though she's only just 18 #can u tell I'm bitter because she manipulated me and gave me trust issues lol #i need to block her #but i have to go on her profile to do that so i will probably find myself staring at pictures of her and her gf and crying #help me #rants n rambles

[mmonstra]

I'd never looked into phalloplasty or anything because I've never had a strong desire to physically transition like that (unless shape-shifting is an option) but ngl I'm more than a lil disappointed that having a functioning penis involves getting a vein from my arm to my new penis bc my veins are so shitty* that I wouldn't be surprised if I was considered a poor fit for the surgery 😬

* - like no joke it took >12 hours for my induction to start because they couldn't get an IV in. Had 5 different people poking at me 11 times, 3 ultrasound machines used on my arms... A PICC nurse had to be called the morning after I arrived and then two days later my midline and peripheral IV both impacted and they had to call the PICC line again because I not only wasn't looking forward to getting poked a bunch, but I was also afraid that they were going to run out of usable veins lmao

#monstra.txt #baby eviction #ngl the worst part of my induction and eventual emergency c section was the logistics of that IV #and the Monica monitor on my belly. and I was not a fan of any of the 4 anesthesiologists I spoke w #Except Dr Li he was the best #but like I'm just saying it would fckn suck if I really did NEED to transition like that and couldn't get what I wanted #And I had to deal w soul crushing dysphoria or bitter disappointment and possibly still dysphoria 😔

[dmclemblems]

i laugh so hard every time i hear this

it doesn’t help that i was busy fighting and totally didn’t expect it and hadn’t heard sylvain do that before

#Three Hopes #Sylvain #BITCH JUST POPS TF OUT AND GOES SYLVAIN TIME!!! AND I'M LIKE PFT BITCH WHAT #AND THE WAY HE FCKN SAYS IT LIKE. I HATE IT I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT IT #and no i mean like IRL LAUGHING not when u go online and go LOL but ur like :l irl #you know why dimitri stopped moving at the end of the vid? bc i had to fckn PAUSE THE FIGHT BC I WAS LAUGHING

[mocnlighted]

#can a 'gif pack' just consist of 1 (one) gif?? #fighting for my life to make this gif pack #i'm actually...screencapping instead of clipping *audience gasps* #i'd say this will be deleted but that's a fckn LIE #ooc ( if i had a mic i’d drop it. )

[urfriendlywriter]

prompts that has me lying on a highway:

(feel free to use <3 10, 15, 20 are my favs omds. yall tag me when u writeeee I'd love to read :))

"I'm glad you were strong, love."

"i notice the little efforts you make for me.. and i just want you to know i appreciate it." whos cutting onions

SMILING during a kissss >>>>>

the gaze that softens as soon as it lands on you.

hand holding, twirling in their arms, slow dancing > <

telling a joke just to see them laugh

"love.. isn't a word enough to express what i feel for you."

"you were my bestfriend, before you were anything else, love." <333

hugging. especially if they're not much of a hugger, but they keep hugging you because you feel down. (this is my bestfriend aaah ilovehersm :( )

"tell me what you want, baby." in the deepest, nearly inaudible murmur AAAAH

when they always feed you their last bite

"give me a hug."

"i can't even act mad at you, love."

flirty BANTERS!!!!

"I'll come over there and make you shut up then." "you can try."

"i love you." "say it again."

caressing one's cheek (the one in the face.)

running into each other's arms after barely surviving

enemies but one is admitting, confessing and crying to the another after almost losing them!!!!!

collecting your injured lover,

^ "don't you dare die on me, [full fckn name]." "i won't, my love, i want to live for you... with you. for a long time." they strain but their smile after makes you cry.

"this is so wrong," "if so, then stop me, love," "you tempt me, [name]-" cue a KISSSSS "-and you drive me insane."

being curled up together on the bed, their face buried in your chest.

"i like how you did ____ today/that day."

forehead kisses. cheek kisses, knuckle kisses.

#writing inspiration #writer prompts #otp prompts #dialogue prompts #romance writing #imagine your otp #writeblr #writing prompts #urfriendlywriter #romance prompts writing #soft gestures #soft prompts for lovers #soft prompts #soft dialogue prompts #romantic gestures #gestures that says i love you #prompts that has me lying on a highway #my best friend does most of thsse to me. the platonic ones AND i think my standards r wayyy above the level lmao #otp writing #otp drabble prompts #writing inspo #writing ideas #writers of tumblr #women writers #writing prompt #how to describe love #romance tropes #love prompts that melted me #love prompts #enemies to lovers trope

[innerkittenthoughts]

Why does seeing pictures of other people smiling make me smile... I don't understand.

#looking up hockey tags on Tumblr because I'm having the worst day. #let me just say mo's smile is so fckn contagious I'm super tempted to make it my phone background

[cometiisms]

( would anyone have any reservations if i made a d.ipper blog lmao )

#noah rambles. >>> 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 #( i mean. idk ) #( i just started this blog THIS WEEK ) #( bc mabel is my sunshine as i keep saying ) #( but dipper is just. so. dipper???? ) #( mr awkward that i relate to so fckn much even at 21???? ) #( idk bro lmfao ) #( might be a job for this weekend if i decide to go for it tho but i don't have much to do tomorrow ) #( minus the probably 2-3 hour concert tomorrow ) #( but i'm only needed for like 1-1.5 of them i think so we'll see sdkjfhsd ) #( i have a giant gap in the middle of the day too. but again. it's still up for wondering skjdfs )