#ILL PUNCH YOU

[meatmuppet]

I guess im going to give new disney movies a try. I do have a toddler so I'm considering it my parental duty.

#dont judge me bitch #ill punch you

[rebellum]

Not to be all "I have a degree and I know more than you" but it really bothers me how the people on tumblr who are against the word transandrophobia being coined talk about feminism because they're all just like. So wrong. It's like half the time they're doing 1970s radical feminism and half the time they're just making shit up. Like jfc read a book watch a YouTube video feminism isn't what it's your heart it refers to several theories you have to LEARN ABOUT if you've never read or listened to anything about feminism then this is what you get. People who think the patriarchy doesn't harm men, and people who think "system of oppression" just means "people in power doing things to people without power" etc. Like words have meanings. You have to learn those meanings. You aren't engaging with feminist theory, you're just making shit up. If you don't know what Foucaultian discourse is, which is part of THE basic theories of contemporary feminism, if you don't know what performativity is (no, it's not performance), then you need to learn those before you engage with the theories. Like, fuck, man, I totally get being too tired from work or too disabled or whatever to engage with learning theory, but if that's the case then you should just say "I don't know much about the theory" instead of "I know that 'intersectionality' means people have more than 1 marginalised identity because my heart says it's true". Like, we aren't just saying random shit here, established theories arise from meaningful conversation and engagement with philosophy, lived experience, and research. You can at least put a video about feminism on in the background while you fucking video game.

#you know what. fuck it. ill just do the same thing. #marxism is when you punch rich people (those who can afford to buy luxuries like coffee) because my heart says its true <3

[drgluckenstein]

I'm going to punch the next person who says "I guess". Don't play people with "I guess"; either you're sure or you're not.

#personal #i guess #stfu #ill punch you

[billcipherapologist]

the batfam as things i and others have said pt 2

jason talking about his death: everyone has bad days, everyone gets blown up sometimes

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tim: dad, how old are you?

bruce: old enough

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dick: the moon is in a phase

tim: what is it, emo?

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jason talking about tims mental state: its being held together with zip ties and a dream

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steph when a bat appears: i hate when men do that… appear out of thin air

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bruce, deadpan: i was gonna say who has a mobile number (police number) but it’s the police

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tim talking about wifi: it keeps dropping out

jason: of high school?

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bruce: are you on something?

little dick: FREEDOM

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tim after scrolling on tumblr for too long: teenagers relate to murder

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dick after fighting slade too many times: he’s always down to kill kids and i respect that

#the actual context for some of these is wild #these are what happens when you have an audhd teenager with an autistic father and possibly an autistic or adhd brother #and a mother whos sick of everyones bullshit and who probably has adhd ngl #batfam #jason todd #jason would joke about his death #dick grayson #tim drake #bruce wayne #damian wayne #stephanie brown #im obsessed with tim atm so he’s there repeatedly #bruce wayne is a good dad #and ill punch anyone who says different #batfamily

[charlunday]

The boy with the bread 🧡

Part 1 of my everlark portraits! Can you guess who I referenced for this? (Hint: there are multiple correct answers)

#i should really start an art tag #the hunger games #peeta mellark #everlark #katniss everdeen #if anyone accuses this of being ai i will punch you #i worked my wee fingers to the BONE on this #give me nice comments to get me through writing an essay #alright bye #ill do katniss this weekend <3

[seraph5]

"I'm so nervous about how much emotion Spock is showing because that means that something is going to have to close him up tighter than a clam at the end of this series so Kirk can spend the next 10 years shucking him like an emotional oyster" - my review of episode 1 season 2 of Strange New Worlds

#strange new worlds #snw #spirk #spock #kirk #also why chapel gotta be shipped with everyone #its unnecessary #my bro also had some rather good bits about the klingons being into snm #klingons are like prove you werent coming to attack us #and spocks like ill prove it with my enormous vulcan strength and punch #and the klingons are like dont threaten me with a good time #what im saying is star trek is my happy place

[galactica7071]

ugh fine take your punchy boys and leave

#punch out!! #punch out wii #my art #aran ryan #bald bull #don flamenco #doc louis #little mac #great tiger #soda popinski #king hippo #disco kid #von kaiser #yes that's the rando boxer from aran's contender intro #also if you get the references with the kaiser doodle and the kitty cat doodle we are now best friends #I promise ill do disco kid justice someday

[clock-06]

Chronic illness is thinking something you do or experience is entirely and totally normal and then you make a joke about it to someone and they switch the conversation around into a very serious tone and you’re sitting there because now the interaction isn’t the funny haha it was meant to be and you now have to face that there is probably more things than you thought going horribly wrong in your body

#disabled #chronic pain #chronic illness #heds #chronic fatigue #autism #hypermobile eds #and you just sit there in awkward silence #like. this was not what I meant. #this was not the punchline I indented #this is just a punch to my mental health

[antisdonotinteract]

peace was never an option (⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`⁠；⁠)

✧~Best friend~✧ (*says's in Johnny's voice*) says the most inspirational and mind blowing thingsヾ⁠(⁠*⁠’⁠Ｏ⁠’⁠*⁠)⁠/ (credits : ✧⁠◝⁠ @yourthirdparent ⁠◜⁠✧)

#Tomas goes to therapy for this reason #His therapist is unable to help because kuai liang and bi han are the problem #If no punching bag why in lin kuei ? — Bi han #What traumatizes you makes stronker — Kuai Liang #If no mentally ill no lin kuei #Tomas put the damn shoes outside before you enter the lin kuei you accident — bi han #Tomas vrbada #tomas mk1 #Tomas #smoke mk1 #mk smoke #Smoke #bi han #bi han sub zero #mk bi han #sub zero #kuai liang #kuai liang mk1 #kuai liang scorpion #scorpion mk #mk1 memes #mk1 #mk art #moe art #Me try not to use 100293929 tags challenge : impossible #what else do i tag #lin kuei brothers #lin kuei trio #lin kuei

[aforgotto]

Super Macho Man

inspired by something @ellasent told me

#super macho man #punch out #punch out wii #i love drawing buff men in pretty dresses ill be honest #i actually rlly like this #*shakes you* please enjoy this #biggs' art

[cirrus-grey]

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck the goddamn music-

I don't know the name for the technique but there's this thing that was in there that's the string players, like, tapping the instrument with the bow to create a more percussive sound and normally I wouldn't think too much of it but I swear to god it sounded like creeping spider legs. During the case set at Hill Top Road. With the very obvious references to the Buried and the Stranger and all the rest. Which dropped about a hundred Achives references including Jon's fucking name???

I have always respected the soundscaping they do at Rusty Quill but they're really going above and beyond for this show.

#i dont know if ill have any more coherent thoughts for this episode thb #my mind is just circling on 'celia knows celia KNOW tapes and manila folders??? doing her own research??? anything SPECIAL about #the ones that get read aloud????? #celia tma didnt know that much how does celia tmagp know did she talk to georgie and melanie after it all does she have news about them- #jon jon jon jon jon #lena worked for starkwell didnt she #jon- #did colin just fucking punch sam????? #j- #oh gwen you are in way over your head #dark coat does this worlds gerry work for starkwell too #celia KNOWS #JON #i hope people dont get too annoying about 'its really him' yall know it could just be an ai #SAM TALK TO CELIA ABOUT THE EMAIL FROM JON #i can send email - no shit really??' #...yeah. my brain's a mess right now #this is what i get for listening at 1am #the magnus protocol #7 give and take #tmagp spoilers #tmagp audio #my magnus protocol stuff #original post #queue cause i'll be at work when the episode airs

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

“That one time Barnaby broke somebody’s jaw for going a little too far w/ insulting Wally & almost got expelled <3”

Full story please? <3

WITH PLEASURE!

for those who are slightly confused, this is for 'my' modern human au! well. modern-ish!

okay so when they were in freshman year / 9th grade, Barnaby and Wally are soldily Bonded. they are a set, do not separate. they receive a lot of shit for this, because some kids are assholes and that's especially true for 14yr olds. and it's 2006. so Wally and Barnaby get teased/bullied a lot for their closeness. at this point they're kind of used to it. they met early in 7th grade and have been inseparable ever since. most of it slides off of them

but what is Barnaby was having an especially stressful week? one of those weeks were everything is going wrong, nothing is working out. so Barn is at the end of his rope, and then one of the main kids who likes to bother them insults Wally specifically, and badly. like it's some next level So Bad Its Almost Impressive shit. at present Barnaby is walking to his next class with Wally and Poppy. so Barnaby just kind of stops in place, mentally chooses violence, turns, walks up to the kid, and punches him as hard as he can. it knocked the bully out instantly and broke his jaw.

and keep in mind that at this point in time, Barnaby isn't the big strong guy he is later on. he hasn't had his main growth spurt yet. and he still packed enough of a punch to do Damage - which makes him even more intimidating when he Does hit his growth spurt and towers over practically everyone

the pros of this event: Frank and Julie were watching, and Frank respected Barnaby's response so much that he allowed Julie to bring him to hang out with the growing friend group at lunch / asshole kids were less inclined to insult Wally and Barnaby (or his friends) to their faces

cons: Eddie was also watching and was too scared of Barnaby for the rest of their school career to try and talk to him or his friends / Barnaby nearly got expelled but did get suspended, and that's a permanent mark on his record

so the kid goes down, everyone freaks out. Barnaby is still too angry to feel anything other than pissed off vindication. naturally higher Authorities (teachers) come to get the unconscious student to the (i almost said vet) nurse's office, and to bring Barnaby to the principle's office. they call Ms. Beagle and have her come pick him up. Wally has stuck like glue to Barnaby pretty much the whole time, except for when Barnaby was in the office to get chewed out / interrogated. when Ms. Beagle is done w/ her conversation with the principle, she takes Barnaby and Wally home.

there, Barnaby is still worked up, and as "punishment" Ms. Beagle has him do some menial tasks alongside his usual after school chores. Wally tags along, of course, and asks why the hell Barnaby did that. in a nicer Wally way of asking. this is what breaks the camels back. Barnaby just sits down and starts crying, to which Wally is like "oh no. oh fuck. what do i do." cue a solid minute of him just standing and staring in panic before awkwardly sitting next to Barnaby in solidarity.

when they go inside, Ms. Beagle already has Barnaby's favorite dinner whipped up and ready. She gives him a talk where she's essentially says "blah blah blah violence isn't the answer. however, good job for standing up to that kid. he's an asshole and deserved a good wallop." (listen im a firm believer in ms beagle having been a Wild Youth that would have thrown bricks at cops). Moods are lightened, they have a good dinner. The next day or so they need to go have a meeting with the Injured Kid's parents. that's when they find out Barnaby fully broke the kids jaw (he feels a little bad for that) and that the parents are pushing for his expulsion and also juvie. Ms. Beagle manages to whittle down the sentence to a long suspension and then detention for the rest of the year, as well as her paying the kid's hospital bill.

tl;dr Barnaby punches a kid for insulting Wally, gets a new friend out of it, nearly gets expelled, and gains a mostly unfounded Reputation that dissuades most from outright messing with him or his pals

#julie: theyre fun people! come hang out with us! #frank: i dont want any friends other than you #frank: *witnesses The Incident* hm... ill allow it #this is all Important to me #because barnaby isnt violent? hes a laid back guy. & a wordsmith - he doesnt need his fists in order to deal damage #but then for the rest of his highschool career hes The Scary Guy #especially when he hits that growth spurt #i mean! at least it means his friends are messed with less! #but it also means he tries harder to be disarming and Funny. charming! with excellent self control #he had great self control to start with but yk. anxiety over People Talking #it also means hes less inclined to be rebellious of any kind since he doesnt want to push his luck #rambles from the bog #wh modern human au #in the future when eddie is part of the circle he brings up This Incident #theyre all able to laugh about it since its been like... over a decade at that point #but yeah <3 #and barnaby has not punched anyone since! #frank however.... #if there was a fight in their middle/high... he usually was at the center of it. or at least near the center #not that anyone can prove anything! he was very good at not getting caught

[moonsvillain]

hanaoka fujio and takajo tsukasa — something or other about love, unconditional

#high & low #high & low the worst #high & low the worst x #takajo tsukasa #hanaoka fujio #web weaving #poetry #yeah whatever this feels a little cringey but it stokes my mental illness so its okay #feeling especially insane about the give me a bit of peace poem #followed by that image #like two punches to the face before being punted into the sun #i think tsukasa and fujio were made for each other i won't lie to you

[unhinged-snake-jaw]

patroclus in tsoa:

oh... i accidentally killed sarpedon??? i'm not built for violence, really. that's achilles. i guess he's always protecting me... i love him, i can't make myself argue with him— i'm so in love with him i don't know to be angry at him. ever.

patroclus in the iliad:

*invents gamer's rage by killing clysonysmus*

{kill count: so high that homer's just listing names at one point}

*kills sarpedon and then KILLS ANYBODY WHO TRIES TO TAKE HIS BODY* (the dead man's father ended up intervening i believe)

"hey patroclus... you're crying like a girl what's wrong??" "what's wrong? what's wrong??? what's wrong is yOU MOTHERFU—"

*knocks hector's charioteer onto the floor with a stone that fucking kills him* 10/10 my guy that was a perfect dive!! trojans seem awfully good at diving out of their chariots, don't you think??

"on my own? i would have killed TWENTY hectors, and you know that."

#and i KNOW patroclus killing clysonysmus is in tsoa too but. that was framed as an accident so does it really count??? #also perhaps this is because i read it long ago in a biased lens but i remember that part in the iliad where pat was crying and #and achilles was like 'whats wrong' and patroclus INSTANTLY goes like 'you and your stupid fucking rage????' #might have used mild exaggeration of language for comedic purposes. but i firmly believe this is how it actually went down #achilles went 'why're you crying like a girl??' and patroclus punched him in the face THAT'S what fucking happened #im in love with patroclus #maybe you can tell #the iliad #patroclus #achilles #tsoa crit #maybe??? not inherently anti but. tbf i don't really... like certain aspects of that book #ill tag it js in case #anti tsoa

[celerydays]

Any update on Reprieve part 2? 🙂

hey hi hello! i'm so sorry it's taking me so long to post part 2 🙇🏻‍♀️ thank you and everyone else for your patience, i really appreciate it, you have no ideaaa 💕

I had a couple of things pop up that made me sorta put my art and the comic on hold. Namely, some health stuff and a brief period where maybe I had burnt out slightly(?) and everything I was drawing wasn't turning out quite right (though it could also just be that my skills likely aren't up to par with how I would hope for this to look 😵‍💫) so I took a week or two off to shake off the art block.

Then my friend introduced me to the Magic Poser app last week which has been a SAVING GRACE for a good chunk of the things I had been struggling with and it's gotten me back on track with part 2 in the last few days (bless her 🙌)

I'm hoping that I'll finally be able post part 2 sometime next week now that I'm back on a roll with this (and now that my health finally seems to be cooperating with me once again lol) 💗

#the punches kept rolling mannnn #the ever-dreaded art block #an unexpected chronic illness flare up that gave me hand tremors for a bit and the need for more sleep than usual #also ya gurl got her ✨first UTI everrrr✨ which killed the vibes for a couple days ngl lmao #on top of that you discord hos (affectionate) are horrible for my productivity and sleep 🫶 #ask #anon #hl #hl reprieve

[funky-sea-cryptid]

there's a lot to say about black clover but one thing that's always fucking commendable and it's that every single woman in black clover has the capacity and the range to murder someone.

#sister lily is literally introduced as “punch first ask questions later” #before you say “what about finesse???” finesse probably could kill someone #she is just busy keeping up with her chronic illness. she probably poisons people with tea or something #black clover