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#IT'S P R O B A B L Y MORE LIKELY THAT HE JUST ASSUMES IT WON'T LAST AND HE HAS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT
coldbycrossfade · 6 months
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MAN THAT REALLY COLORS THIS RESPONSE IN THIS CONVERSATION SO DIFFERENTLY FOR ME
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Corlys Velaryon NSFW Alphabet
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summary: it's in the title :)
notes: why is writing fanfic so easy compared to original works :///
warnings: written with afab!reader in mind, smut, mentions of corlys' god complex
tagged: @majesticwren @obsessiveformiyatwins @levithestripper @cookielovesbook-akie  @a-beaverhousen @ilikeitbetterangsty (hmu to be added/removed!)
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
He knows his size. That’s all I’m gonna say. Takes care of you real good, massages you if you feel sore.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
He likes his hands, especially his fingers. Also knows exactly what his ringed hands do to you, and uses it to his full advantage.
Loves your ass. Corlys is definitely into spanking, and it shows.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
All this talk of legacy makes me 100% sure that he always cums inside.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Wants to fuck you on every centimeter of Driftmark, and then some.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
He’s seen the world, of course he’s experienced (also he’s a dilf so…)
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
It’s a tie between anal and doggy. He really does love your ass, and anal is a way to be super super close to you. Doggy is just for the view tbh.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He’s a serious person, and that translates into the bedroom.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Definitely has a manscaping kit from Lys.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
I think he’d be surprisingly romantic and gentle with you, but then he notices the size difference between your head and his hands and…
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
While he’s away, he does it to relieve himself, but he doesn’t need that when you’re there.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Size kink, breeding kink, bondage and dom/sub dynamics
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Anywhere really, as long as it’s not public
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
A display of power from you gets him a little bit excited tbh. It’s more pride than anything, but he still finds it hot.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Share you. You’re his, and it should stay that way. Also, he wouldn’t enjoy subbing or being tied up, but he loves it on you.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Prefers giving, like the man he is. He’s also disgustingly good at it.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Look at him. He does whatever gets your brain mushy.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Seldom, if there’s been a long time period without seeing each other.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
As long as the risks aren’t any of his No’s he’s okay with experimenting (on you)
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Lasts forever. He needs a little rebound time, but he could go at it all night.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He’s traveled the world, so I’d assume he’s brought some stuff back.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Loves to tease you. As said, he wants you to be a little cockdumb. Especially if you’re very powerful normally, there’s something about you being a babbling mess for him that just gets him going
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Silent and deadly
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Brings you lingerie from Lys and Myr to tear it apart
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
He knows his size, and his size is big :)
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Pretty high I’d say. He needs it, especially if he’s had a long day.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He takes care of you for a while, but as soon as you’re cuddling together, he’s gone
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divinctions · 5 months
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✿ ━━━━ ARLO HWANG
Is that Cha Eunwoo ? oh, no, that's Arlo Hwang ! A twenty-seven year old Gaming Content Creator/Streamer who uses he/him pronouns. They currently live in Viña Del Mar, and the character they identify with most is Arataki Itto from Genshin Impact. Hopefully they find their own little paradise here in el país de los poetas!
your resident gamer boy with brainrot here only to be loud and wrong / more below
━━━━━━━━━   B  A  S  I  C  S :
full name: arlo haneul hwang ( contreras )
nickname(s): hannie ( by his mother ), lo, lolo
age: twenty - seven .
ethnicity: korean american . korean chilean ( dual citizenship ) .
gender: cis man .
pronouns: he / him .
orientation: heteroromantic / heterosexual .
occupation: youtube gamer / streamer .
language(s) spoken: english , spanish ( valpo spanish ) , learning korean .
career claims: lazerbeam fortnite content, markipliers fnaf content, and quinbobins youtube channel .
aesthetics: glow of a computer screen in a dark room, the sound of someone feverishly typing on a keyboard, and screams of delight followed by hours old monster energy and axe body spray
most replayed song: snooze - sza ( patrick star ai cover )
━━━━━━━━━   P  E  R  S  O  N  A  I  L  I  T  Y  :
absolutely unhinged . speaks without thinking . impulsive . he’s comfortable in his skin, career, and outlook on life which makes him confident beyond belief ( alot of the time unjustifiably so). he’s an idiot and he knows it. anyone can correct him and he won’t say anything, even if it’s a topic he knows like the back of his hand; he just assumes they’re right because he’s really dumb like barely graduated dumb and that’s okay. which means he’s so fucking gullible. it doesn’t even take much to gaslight him, it’s more of a match that won’t strike and he’ll still believe it. truly takes everything at face value. easily gets hyper fixated on his interests and will talk about them nonstop, you don’t have to be listening to him but he’ll yammer on and on; he swears it’s just the streamer effect but honestly he’s just like that. like i said he’s dumb as hell but the knowledge he does retain is all very irrelevant and useless on the grand scheme of things like he couldn’t tell you the right way to use a comma but if you have a few hours for to go over five nights at freddy’s lore he’s excited to share . very kind mainly because he’s not someone who will do well in a fight. his comebacks are limited to ‘ i know you are but what am i ’ and ‘ i’m like rubber, you’re like glue; what you throw at me bounces off me and sticks to you ’. he has to be nice. always has a joke on his tongue that it’s okay not to laugh at because he’ll laugh enough for everyone . over all has very good energy, he’s a go with the flow kind of person, the kind you can call on a whim to go out and he’ll be down. can make the most out of a bad situation and tries to see the positive in everything. that being said though he is dramatic af, but it’s over minor inconveniences like his package is delayed or he’s hungry and his food got delivered to the wrong address. then he’s the biggest baby around. 
━━━━━━━━━    B  A  C  K  G  R  O  U  N  D  :
arlo grew up in a extremely loving family. as the only child with a single mother who worked from him, he wasn’t necessarily spoiled, there were a lot of guidelines he was expected to follow and his mouth often got him in trouble in school, but his mother was always very gentle with him. he had undiagnosed adhd as young as four years old and had no place to expel that energy; he was no good at sports, didn’t have the athleticism for it, it only left him with injuries. but he was restless so his mother decided to introduce him to a variety of video games she was working on the concept art for..
it was a way to get him to settle down and focus on something, and also spend time as a family. he got to learn more about his mother’s job as a concept artist and what sparked her interest in video games and the kind of escape they give. arlo was very bad at them from the start, no matter how long he played or how easy the mode he set himself in, but it never turned him off from the games. he was really attracted to the idea that he could fail however many times he wanted and would still get the chance to try again and correct where he went wrong until he did get it right. or the game took pity on him and pushed him forward anyway.
his mother would go out and purchase a variety of consoles and games to have family game nights that she would use to slowly introduce her new boyfriend to. what started as a weekend thing quickly turned into a nearly every night of the week thing and something he looked forward to the most. At first, the addition of mr. contreras ( the name arlo still calls the man to this day ) bothered arlo to his core. there was a routine he’d fallen into and he loved it. he lived a comfortable life, but him showing up meant nights with babysitters and limited time in front of the tv or in front of his games to be sent to his room or go out on family outings where they’d pretend to a big happy family, but arlo always felt they were just that without mr. contreras.
despite arlo being a dramatic little shit, his step-dad was determined to get on his good side. he worked hard to prove to arlo he was someone he could trust and that he wouldn’t be going anywhere with a beautiful engagement ring to his mother. his soon to be step-dad, a costume designer, would hand make arlo’s costumes for halloween or events where he wanted to be his favorite video game character. it was a process he actually really enjoyed learning about and taking part in. by the time they packed up and moved to chile when arlo was 11 for the wedding, he was beginning to make his own costumes and tailoring his own clothes ( not always the best but he was getting there ).
as he got older his parents interest in the games dwindled as his mother turned to the beautiful mural work of valpo and his step-father focused more on the local theater scene, but they had already created a monster. he tried to connect with his classmates, joined gaming clubs, and online spaces available, but the thing is he’s not very good??? at playing games??? easily confused, has a hard time figuring out controls, and panics at any sudden music change which makes him forgot how to play the game completely because he thinks he’s about to die anyway. his game play style didn’t really mesh well with the people who are very good at games and they figured why let him play if he was only going to die or bring his team down. not to mention he was still adjusting to learning a new language, being in a new country, and missing the time when it was just him and his mother. he wasn’t use to sharing her, and it had always felt like it would be him and her against the world. it’s not that he didn’t like his step-father, arlo just couldn’t adjust to change well. once he was comfortable in a space that’s where he thrived, where he wished to stay. his step-father took that comfortability away and pushed him into something new, and he wasn’t doing so well with new.
like all us lonely, ostracized folks who wanna share a space with people who share like interests, he turned to the internet ! at first, he started uploading on youtube and streaming to get better. he was looking for tips, and hoping others would reach out to help him out. games had become a solace for him when he was growing up, and he hated feeling like he was being torn away from it because he couldn’t find anyone to connect with. what his bad gameplays actually brought him was a community of people who liked that he just enjoyed the game for what it was without worrying about being the best. they laughed when alongside him as he managed to die for the fourth time in ten minutes, they cheered when he managed to win a match by pure luck, and they felt comforted knowing there was someone out being bad at games and having fun with like most of the game players at home. he had created a space for players of any level to just have fun and not have to worry about the pretentious ridicule from others in the community.
after having that realization he completely embraced the brand he unintentionally created and the upward success. his parents are super proud of him and brag about his career all the time. of course, he’s insanely active on social media always posting but he’s especially active in his discord servers and in the comments of his posts because he really does love engaging with his community. he loves collaborating with smaller creators and pushing the notion that gaming should be fun and relaxing. and never cruel.
━━━━━━━━━   H  E  A  D  C  A  N  O  N  S  :
he absolutely ADORES music. could be the adhd but he often has to have it on in the background when he’s playing games no matter what. during his streams he’ll have a 15 minute dance party with viewers to hype himself up before playing. also enjoys learning gg dances and tiktok dances on stream. he’s actually a pretty good dancer too but you won’t catch this man in a class. closest he gets to sweating is when he plays just dance and takes it very seriously, obviously.
sza’s number one fan. if he could uproot his life to become her groupie he’d do it without hesitation.
He’s a cosplayer!!! Very serious about it to, he’s invited to hella conventions to host cosplay contests and has talks with some of the most famous cosplayers in the game. He thinks the craft is really cool and is super proud of the work he does. His current favorite cosplays to do are: Sidon from botw/totk, Childe, Itto & Zhongli from Genshin Impact, Levi Ackerman from Attack on Titan, and Tuxedo Man from Sailor Moon.
the gaming chair he has is really just for show, because he stands almost immediately whenever he’s playing games bc he panics. spends a lot of time walking in laps around his room whenever he does something more stupid than usual in game. 
he doesn’t really have “gaming rage” he finds it more funny if anything. that doesn’t mean there’s no shouting, there’s a lot of shouting, it’s just not angry and vile. It’s a lot of laughter and a lot of begging, but whenever he’s playing horror games his spanish comes out. he’s been living in chile for 16 years so the language is second nature to him he just blurts it out very passionately, very terrified. It’s very funny.
absolutely hates horror games, he has a gentle heart, but he also has fomo and a curious mind so he plays all of them that are requested. especially since his fnaf videos skyrocketed his career forward. He actually had a cameo in the fnaf movie as the security guard in the beginning of the movie, and yes his fear was very real and yes it’s one of the coolest thing he’s ever done. 
has a fortnite skin and locker bundle and it’s his pride and joy he loves it so much. Will brag about it whenever he gets a chance, so give him a CHANCEEEEEE.
does not pull at ALL. he simply does not know how, and does not know when anyone is interested in him so he really is just out here spinning like a ballerina with his steam deck in one hand and his switch in the other.
Has a pet turtle named after his queen, his icon, the goddess he preys to: urbosa from the legend of zelda games.
━━━━━━━━━    W A N T E D C O N N E C T I O N S :
A vampire by olivia rodrigo esque plot where arlo is just used for money, status, company ( dont know why youd want that BUT FDKGIJKODFUKHJIS We can plot ), but he’s very gullible so he believed that it was real and it was fine but they only ever came around when it benefited them, never wanted to talk about anything he was interested in or any problems he had was basically just so awful to him and it took him way too long to get the picture honestly UFIJDKSFUFIJSKO
FESTIVAL PARTNER. This would be someone he goes to musical festivals with, like all the festivals. It doesn’t matter where in the world it is or how last minute it is, if there’s a festival they’ll get tickets and catch the flight, rent the car, etc. It’s led them on so many great adventures and they’ve landed in some very funny situations because of it. Just an all around great time.
ROOMMATES !!!! I think its funny if they didn’t know arlo was a streamer when they agreed to move in and so are shocked when he’s not only home all the time but shouting at top volume at 4am. He’d definitely try to convince them to game with him, and try bribes. He’s always ordering food bc he cant cook so at least he’s eating good.
Influence/Celeb/Socialite frenemy. I’d like to see him in a collab contract for a clothing company, or energy drink, or something influencers are paid insane amounts to promote, but they can’t stand each other BKJFGKODUHFIJKOS Arlo is notoriously hard to work with because he doesn’t find the work fun so he pouts a lot until it gets fun and then he can manage but only for a little bit because he’d rather be doing something else so I can see them bickering a lot but at the end of the day they’ll stand up for one another if they think they’re being mistreated.
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Fluff alphabet with Nightmare, please?
Sure :) I have a lot of fun with these!
A = Admiration (what do they absolutely adore about you?)
I think that he would... most likely love how you pay attention to things. It’s a fact that he enjoys, and if you like to fix up old things that got messed up, he will enjoy watching that too!
B = Body (what is their favorite part of your body?)
I think that he would most likely like your chest? Not in a sexual way, not at all. More just... he likes to listen to your heartbeat and breathing. Know that you’re still alive.
C = Cuddling (how do they like to cuddle?)
He doesn’t cuddle that often but when he does, he likes to lay his head on your chest and wrap his tentacles around you loosely. 
D = Dates (what does their ideal date with you look like?)
Most likely just the two of them under a moon lit sky and maybe fireflies. A very romantic and soft time.
E = Emotions (how do they express emotion around you?)
He’s still trying to learn how to deal with good emotions and such. He doesn’t... get it.
F = Family (do they want one? If they do, when?)
He isn’t even sure if he CAN have children anymore.
G = Gifts (how do they feel about gift giving? What are their habits when it comes to this?)
He gives you gifts but in a way that tries to make it seem like it’s not a big deal. He just slides it over to you or hides it in your room and hopes you don’t notice.
H = Holding Hands (when/how do they like to hold hands?)
He doesn’t really like to be touched too much by people and will only allow it if he is the one that decides to do it.
I = Injury (how would they act if you got hurt?)
It depends on how bad but he would, most of the time, take care of you and tell you to be more careful.
J = Jokes (do they like to joke around with or prank you? how?)
He doesn’t do pranks.
K = Kisses (how do they like to kiss you?)
He uh... doesn’t really kiss? Other than on the top of your hands or, rarely, your cheeks.
L = Love (how do they show you they love you?)
His love language are acts of service. He enjoys doing things for you, or getting his underlings to do it.
M = Memory (favorite memory together?)
When you stood up to Dream for him, shouting about how Dream wasn’t as good as a brother as he tried to always say he was. It made Nightmare feel pretty warm inside.
N = Nightmare (what is their worst fear?)
That you would want to leave him one day.
O = Oddity (what is one quirk they have?)
He often wants to brush your hair for you before bedtime, and gets strangely grumpy if you don’t allow it. He likes to be part of things.
P = Pet Names (what do they like to call you?)
His Queen/King/whatever else, His Star
Q = Quality Time (how do they like to spend time with you?)
Mostly when he’s working or just like how a cat hangs out with you.
R = Rhythm (what song reminds you of them?)
Left Behind by DA Games. “Behold the horrors, they lurk beneath the shadows of remorse. You wouldn't know of course, but I forced a new judgment day.”
S = Secrets (how open are they with you?)
He tries to be open with you but he keeps a lot of things hidden.
T = Time (how long did it take you to get together?)
Fairly long time, I would assume.
U = Upset (how do they act when you’re upset?)
Because you are his datemate and so close to him, your sadness and negative feelings taste extra good to him.
V = Vaunt (what are they proud of? Do they like to show you off?)
He does show you off, mostly when he wants others to feel jealous.
W = Warrior (how do they feel about you fighting? Would they fight for you, beside you, etc?)
The idea of you fighting sounds... annoying. He doesn’t want you to do that.
X = X-Ray (how well are they able to read you?)
He has a bit of a hard time, but knows if you’re lying about being upset.
Y = Yes (how would they propose to you?)
Most likely with the help of the Bad Sanses...
Z = Zen (what makes them feel calm?)
Man, I have no idea haha. A nice cup of tea and a book.
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saiyanqueenreads · 11 months
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Hunter-Centric Fanfic Recommendation List for The Owl House: Fics starting with W, X, Y, & Z
***Please observe any tags/warnings on each work before reading, as some stories may deal with triggering topics and situations***
The list will be updated periodically as I find great new stuff.
Waffles & Flapjack — Similar Yet Different by redrasberries Wake, Hurt, Sleep, Repeat by randomramblingsofme Wanted by CassiePoppy45   War Before Bedtime by Polyhexian wasted time with you is the best thing I knew by Cataclysmania    we have a lot more in common than you would be calm with by tristenthekitty we are not the soil we are born from (we are the roots we grow ourselves) by howtotrainyournana we keep this love in a photograph by rnelody we'll get there, one day by hereforthehurts We're just searching for a meaning by Thousand_Springs What is My Future Like? by Anxious_writer what kind of monster by the_sunshine_dims What Remains by birdinblue What Resembles the Grave But Isn't by azhdarchidaen Whatever It Takes by Sergeant_Sporks What's In a Name by aJanuary What’s in a name? by CowPrintLilies When I See You Again by tristenthekitty When The Past Catches Up With You by CassiePoppy45 when will this feeling pass? by kiixi When You Are Young They Assume You Know Nothing by redrasberries Where Cardinals Fly by q_amongstcupids where my skin begins by parsnipit Where The Moon It Shines Like Gold by FiaNightshade Where You End And I Begin by Pokimoko Wherabouts Unknown by SoliAvi which witch by Anonymous Who Are We Mistaken? by ObabScribbler Wholly you, and that's Special by JustWanderingSpace Why do I feel younger the older I get? by RickSanchez69   will i like wolves again? By sleepy_catz Windy by Polyhexian Winter Sunburn by Raven_with_a_Typewriter Wintery Junk by avatarmerida With Clay and Star Scraps by SiryyGray With Crooked Hands by SoliAvi with his beak he tries to soothe me (he makes me feel that i belong) by rnelody with or without by parsnipit   Wood and Scales Dont Burn When It Rains by here_there_be_drag0ns wood carving by pawprint_paxillus Words like honey turned to mud by skellygay Words like violence by ChildlikeGoblinQueen Working with Animals by CassiePoppy45  World's Best Turkey Carver by Jagodzianka Worlds Collide by CassiePoppy45
You Are Worthy by FireQuill31 you broke your wings to help me fly by tristenthekitty You Fill My Lungs With Sweetness by HalcyonHal you gave me your eyes, now you're the window to my soul by strawberrydog You Have To Live Through It by ObabScribbler you made the choice to be by Anonymous you thought by now you'd be so much better than you are by Cataclysmania You Want To Smile, You Want To Hurt, You Don't Want To Be by bananadonut You Were More Than Just A Short Time by Sokkas_First_Fangirl  you, wonderful you by paperjamBipper “You’re Just The Golden Guard.” by Veela_Petal_of_Ice Your Loyal Dog by Sergeant_Sporks You've Got to Stop Running by CassiePoppy45  
Zombie AU by redwoodroots
Fics Starting With: A / B, C, D / E, F, G / H, I / J, K, L / M, N, O, P / Q, R, S / T, U, V / W, X, Y, Z
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ateezyuri · 2 years
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a to z with . . . yuri !
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a is for ... “ATINY are the prettiest and most loveliest people in the world...i love you more than my cats!”
b is for ... “BITCH, you better be joking.” “never quote euphoria again.”
c is for ... “CATS are forever superior. i don’t care if leo keeps knocking your stuff down! he does it to show his love! hONGJOONG DO NOT THREATEN MY CHILD!”
d is for ... “DUDE — i am just trying to summon good vibes, i am NOT trying to hex wooyoung...why would you say that?”
e is for ... “ENOUGH of this madness!! if i hear the ponytail song ONE more time, i will rip someone’s head off.”
f is for ... “FRIENDS who really love you will deal with you even if you are being the most annoying or most overdramatic person ever. ateez deals with me all the time — so i think that they are my best friends.”
g is for ... “GUYS, GUYS, GUYS! will you PLEASE stop trying to manhandle me? LET ME WIN PLEASE, WHEN HAVE I EVER WRONGED YOU?”
h is for ... “HONGJOONG said i wasn’t allowed to attempt to murder my members...but hongjoong isn’t here so you better choose your last words wisely!”
i is for ... “I’M DRUNK IN THE BACK OF THE CAR, AND I CRIED LIKE A BABY COMING HOME FROM THE BAR, SAID ‘I’M FINE’ BUT IT WASNT TRUE — I DONT WANNA KEEP SECERTS JUST TO KEEP YOU AND I SNUCK IN THROUGH THE GARDEN GATE EVERY NIGHT THAT SUMMER JUSTER TO SEAL MY FATE — AND I SCREAMED FOR WHATEVER IT’S WORTH — I LOVE YOU AINT THAT THE WORST THING YOUVE EVER HEARD?”
j is for ... “JOKES on you, i already cry myself to sleep every night — so your comment didnt mean shit to me!”
k is for ... “KILLING eve is one of the best t.v series ever. i would let eve and villanelle run me over and call it a day.” “YURI?!?” “I WAS JOKING!”
l is for ... “LETS be honest...i AM the hottest person in the room right now.”
m is for ... “MINT chocolate chip icecream is for hot people only — if you don’t like it then...sucks to suck i guess.”
n is for ... “NEVER thought i would say this...but wooyoung is right, for once.”
o is for ... “ORIGINALLY, i was going to tell jongho i loved him. but now it’s time to unlock phase two — blackmail him.” “YURI NO—"
p is for ... “PAIN. all i feel is pain.”
q is for ... “QUICK! spit in yunho’s drink! i’m not doing it — you can face his wrath, and if he asks, i had nothing to do with this.”
r is for ... “RESPECTFULLY fuck off if you dont like taylor swift, this is NOT a safe spot for taylor swift haters. end of discussion.”
s is for ... “SANNIE is just like a little kitten, he’ll come up to me, lean his head down and ask for head pets. somedays i just want to put him in a chokehold and give him all the loves.” “you mean a hug?” “yeah that too.”
t is for ... “TEEZERS? are you calling us teezers because we always spoil?” “you mean YOU always spoil?” “....what makes you say that?”
u is for ... “UNTIL you give me a valid reason on why i should not self sabotage tonight — i am going to do it. and telling me my therapist wouldnt be proud is NOT going to do it.”
v is for ... “VERY bold of you to assume i know how to do basic math — i got held back a year for a reason.”
w is for ... “WHENEVER i think i have it bad (living with boys), i remember others have it worse.” “who?” “lottie.”
x is for ... “XOXO, a mentally ill bitch.”
y is for ... “YUQI is my favorite person in the world, she’s my girl — she’s my best friend! i love her so so so much, i don’t know what i’d do without her.”
z is for ... “ZOOM in on hongjoong, doesn’t he look so cute right now?” “do you have a death wish?” “i’m not scared of no man, especially not joongje, LOOK HOW SOFT HE LOOKS!”
tags: @chaerincore @atzaria @softieteez @ateezjuliet @lunarxsun @m00niesk7 @filmyoongs @shinyddeonghwa
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clanoffelidae · 2 years
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-kicks door in- YALL I FORGOT TO TELL YALL ABOUT THE DRAMA IM STIRRING UP
So I graduated with my bachelors may 2021 right, and I graduated from the honors program at my college. I didn’t find out I had adhd until after graduation so I spent the entirety of my bachelors thinking my inability to focus was a problem with me individually as a person and that I was just lazy and immature and would never be able to grow up.
When I was a freshman we had Honors ‘family meetings’ where a group of freshman were assigned under a sophomore to help us get used to college. Went great! Until the last meeting where one of the honors advisors came by.
He asked if we had any feedback or ideas or concerns and I mentioned that I’d been having trouble remembering assignments for the honors program bc the were on google classroom (for some reason???) rather than blackboard where literally all my other stuff was and I’d missed the deadline for one or two and turned them in late as a result. (Again, I h a d u n d i a g n o s e d a d h d w h i c h i s w e l l k n o w n t o c a u s e m e m o r y p r o b l e m s. Certainly didn’t help that we didn’t ALWAYS have an assignment that week so not only were they out of the way they were irregular too, talk about hell for an ND)
He literally, quite literally, laughed directly in my face and said ‘well have you tried being more responsible?’ And then brushed me off as a lazy teenager.
First of all, dick move regardless. Second of all, I had those problems bc of an undiagnosed neurodevelopmental disorder.
Guess who’s very much graduated now and very much has the medal to show that I completed the honors program and also very much has a prescription for adhd medication to show I’m serious and ALSO sent an email to the head of the honors department that this happened and tl;dr said ‘you failed as advisors and failed me as someone in your program, but I didn’t need you and made it without you, what about the students in your care now who do need you that you may be failing?’
Guess who’s exchanged multiple emails with the head of the program (nice guy, he’s fine and def not the one who was cruel that day, I like him just fine and have never had a problem with him) and he has shared my email with the rest of the advisors (the guy who said it is still theeeerrreeee <— singsong) and we are now coordinating a meeting with me, him, and ALL of the honors advisors to talk more about this??? :)
I am coming for their throats. :)
(I am not going to call out the specific guy bc I refuse to potentially ruin someone’s job over a singular, thoughtless comment over 4 years ago. I’m not that kind of person.)
My message in brief to them will pretty much be:
‘Hey so I was mocked for expressing I had a problem and turns out I had that problem bc of an undiagnosed neurological disorder so 1. Don’t assume you know why a student is having an issue bc maybe THEY don’t even know they just know they have it and 2. What would it matter if it WAS because I was a fresh out of high school teenager who didn’t know how to take care of myself??? How does belittling me at all, nevermind in front of a group of my peers, help resolve the situation when YOU are supposed to be HELPING me as is your JOB DESCRIPTION???
Maybe don’t fucking mock your students????’
Screenshots of some of my first msg, his first response, and a cropped screenshot of his last msg for evidence :)
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I legit kicked the honors departments door in and said
‘GUTEN MORGEN MOTHERFUCKERS I GRADUATED AND COMPLETED YOUR PROGRAM AND AM OVER A YEAR OUT OF SCHOOL HAPPILY EMPLOYED SO YOU CANT CLAIM IN SAYING ALL THIS TO TRY AND GET SPECIAL TREATMENT SINCE IM NOT IN YOUR CARE ANYMORE SO WE ARE GOING TO TALK ON MY TERMS NOW.’
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grcycosmcs · 9 months
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*&*  –  was that [ felix mallard ]  ?  oh no no , that was just [ iggy ] , a [ canon character ] from [ maximum ride ]. they are [ twenty ] years old , use [ he / him ] ,  &  [ are ] aware that they are not actually from washington dc.
B A S I C S .
dc arrival : august 2019
current occupation : diner cook
canon point : saving the world ( book 3 )
pronouns : he/him
memory status : unaffected
I N F O R M A T I O N .
full name : james griffiths
nicknames : iggy
age : unknown ( 18 )
birthday : unknown ( may 30 )
homeplace : death valley, ca
previous location : arizona
native language : english
traits : passionate, facetious, precise, immature, witty
C A N O N  T I D B I T S .
more strictly canon information can be found by clicking the wiki linked at the bottom.
he was experimented on as a child alongside a group of kids who themselves the flock, which resulted in them all having wings & him becoming blind.
after escaping the lab he grew up in, he was able to live peacefully hidden with the flock before they were found by erasers, human-lupine hybrids from the lab.
after the youngest of the flock is taken, they're on a rescue mission to save her & then remain on the run.
B I O G R A P H Y .
this includes canon information, as well as headcanons. this contains SPOILERS.
an only child, iggy was born to a couple near washington dc but was taken by a lab called the school, which was run by a very powerful corporation, as an infant. it was here that children were subject to experiments, with iggy being one of the six from this branch to be genetically engineered into having 2 percent avian dna. this resulted in a pair of wings that gave him the ability to fly, but he was subsequently kept in a cage & further tests were done on him, a failed one intended to improve his night vision leaving him blind. due to his lack of sight, his other senses slowly developed to superhuman levels, & he was able to pick up on things like sound much sooner than others. this did him no good in the school however. but, when he was about ten, him & five other human-avian hybrids were rescued by one of the whitecoats, an employee named jeb. he brought them to a house in the sangre de cristo mountains, where jeb cared for them & taught them valuable skills before disappearing two years later. from that point on, the assumed eldest, max, took on the role as leader of the flock, & they continued to live in the house on their own for a couple more years.
during their time in the mountains, iggy found a love for explosives & food. he & another boy in the flock liked to burn things & play pranks, but as he was the best cook in the house, he was happy to take on that as his responsibility. things were going well, considering they were a group of children isolated on their own, but then they were suddenly attacked by a group of erasers from the school, who were human-wolves tasked with finding them. they took the youngest angel, & iggy & angel's brother gazzy were left to watch the house, much to their chagrin, as the others went looking for her. however, when the house was ambushed, they had to blow the place up & then go to the school to save the rest of the flock. from there, the flock goes to new york to try to find more information about their unknown pasts before they end up attacked near dc. one of the flock, fang, is taken to the hospital & the rest are brought in by a woman who made them attend an actual school for the first time. but his family is found, so he goes to live with them for a bit before realizing his wings made them want to use him for fame, so he returned to the flock just as they were leaving. they then end up captured for some time before escaping once more, though some tension from max bringing her half brother eraser along leads the flock to briefly separate into two groups before reuniting once more, except he soon found himself here.
A D D I T I O N A L   N O T E S .
i was obsessed with this series when i was younger, so it holds a special place in my heart despite it's numerous flaws. the first few books are best, so i just pulled him from the end of that initial arc.
as said above, he is blind & his other senses are highly developed, allowing him to do things like hear approaching trouble as well as identify colors & familiar people by touch. his sense of direction & coordination is also superior to most others. he additionally has a pair of mostly white wings, though they are folded against his back underneath a bulky clothing item to hide when he's not in the sky.
W I K I  P A G E
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strywoven · 11 months
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@asteelgarden has requested a story : This time the Prime Minister appears to be waiting in the nave, staring directly ahead stark still. It is only when Kaen appears that he moves, turning to look precisely at them.
He does not utter a word.  Yet even so, the atmosphere shifts, electrified by the unreadable intensity of his stare.  This following gaze can only be broken by the Reverend's apparent arrival, which is indicated only by his voice echoing greetings to fellow priests in the halls out of sight.  To this, Gratia immediately rises, and turns to leave-- following the sound of that voice.
𝑼𝒏𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒅.
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Rather a TOO-FREQUENT visitor to the church , this little anomalous ; a divine-blooded something that so h a p p e n e d to be find themself stranded in an unknown world and has yet to figure out a way back home.  Well , the more likely story – the one some authorities in Ondes might surely be catching on to the longer the doe sticks around – is that they do n o t feel so inclined to try.  Indeed , a very … PROBLEMATIC choice , to be sure.  But for as intelligent as Kaen professes to be , they never said they made the smartest of decisions.  And who is to say w h a t , exactly , their goal is ?  Perhaps they truly d o want to lose their existence , if only for the small chance at beginning themself anew.
It should be expected that the Prime Minister would be here , in the church , yet his presence is no less a l a r m i n g to the outsider.  Kaen’s casual , characteristically chipper demeanor is immediately dispelled for something more FORMAL & APPROPRIATE ; much the same air they would take with those of high-standing in The Wyrd , all straightened posture and folded hands and respectable presence.  Though they t r y to avoid earning his attention , they fail and stand ENTIRELY STILL when he looks pointedly at them.  Kaen daren’t move , daren’t even b r e a t h e under his scrutiny for fear of goading his ire and discontent further ( or so they assume this is how he feels for them , they certainly doubt he thinks positively of their continued presence ) .  And they are , understandably , becoming increasingly n e r v o u s , spooked into an unmoving stupor with a tension that is entirely too palpable for their liking ( they , then , much resembling a fear-stricken animal ready to bolt if given the chance ) .
Prime Minister Gratia stares … And Kaen cannot resist staring back.  Looking at him feels much like being held HOSTAGE in one’s own body , he’s not even moved and not even said a word but their entire person feels TRANCED & CAGED just the same ; this , the unwanted but p e r v a s i v e influence of his presence so damningly overshadowing their own , the reminder that they are at the mercy of the whims of Ondes and its residents ( most especially those who hold power ) .  Their mind goes out of focus , nothing coming to them but this LOUD & PAINFUL CURRENT OF STATIC that charges through their entirety , n u m b i n g them from the inside out , picking and pulling and prying apart the too-fragile tethers that keep them together until ⸺
⸺ He rises and , without so much as another glance back at them , departs , leaving the poor creature to s l o w l y return to their senses.  A blink , and then a few more for good measure , their mind and thoughts returning from wherever they were thrown away to.  Kaen takes a shaky breath in , pressing a hand to their face ; their head HURTS now ( & rightly so ) .  It takes them a few moments to collect their bearings , to remember WHY they had come here to begin with.  But there’s another thing that comes forward , a worrisome realization : perhaps it would be wise to start seeking a way home.
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aesthetixhoe · 3 years
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dating spencer reid would include S.R
warnings: implied smut, mention of panic attack
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pronouns used: none
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↝ you guys staying up late together and drinking lots of coffee
↝ meeting through work
↝ you calling him Spence, doctor, 187, honey, sweetheart, spencie, and pretty boy
↝ him calling you your last name, babe, belle (for beautiful in french,) beauty, and agent
↝ him helping you through a panic attack during a case is your first kiss.
"[Y/n] listen to me! You're ok, nothing bad is going to happen. You're ok, it's ok. We're gonna catch this guy. You're safe, we're here, together. Don't give this guy power over you! That's what he wants! Listen you're smart, kind, compassionate, and beautiful." he said, placing one hand on your shoulder, and the other on your cheek.
You lean into his hand, your breathing calming slightly, making him smile.
"So beautiful." he said, looking into your eyes.
You're breathing returned to normal as you stared at him. Spencer placed his other hand on your face also, making you smile. You both stayed in that position for a few moments before you both leaned in.
Your lips met in a blissful kiss, you reaching your hand up to his neck, pulling him closer. You thanked God that you were in the records room, because if you were in front of the others... Oh boy, the teasing would be relentless.
After kissing for what only seemed like a few seconds, Spencer pulled away for air.
"Better?" he asked, slightly breathless.
"Yup." you replied, your face a deep shade of red.
↝ you stealing his button ups and cardigans
↝ you guys wearing matching match socks. Like him wearing one of the socks and him wearing the other
↝ you and Emily flirting in a group chat
↝ your first date being interrupted by the job :(
↝ frustrated kisses ;) like, the team will tease him for being with you or being the virgin of the group, and him like ROUGHLY making out with you... Maybe more :)
↝ you breaking down to him after a case involving kids, some of which you couldn't save. The night ending with you guys cuddling, him running his hand up and down your back, while letting you cry it out.
↝ p i c n i c   d a t e s
↝ b o o k   r e a d i n g   d a t e s
↝ h e a d   k i s s e s
↝ s n u g l e s
↝ b l u s h i n g
↝ h a n d   h o l d i n g
↝ f l u s t e r e d   s t u t t e r i n g
↝ him rambling to you to make you fall asleep
↝ you making him watch twilight because he never has... He's team "Bella should just stay single. By her associating herself with either Edward or Jacob is what brings her harm."
↝ eventually, he works up the nerve to ask you to marry him, you obviously say yes. Having the bau as your best persons, along with your relatives.
↝ if a certain case is too emotional for him he'll have you read to him in order for him to get his mind off it.
↝ him having to learn how to ballroom dance for JJ's wedding, since it was the first formal event you guys went to together
↝ him joining you once to work out.
"[Y/n] I swear I can work out with you! It can't be that bad."
After arriving at the gym and about half an hour of working out he regretted joining you, so badly.
"Come on Spence, you said you could take it!" you said to the doubled-over man. After catching his breath he answered.
"Yeah...I know...I said that. But... That was before... You started." he said, pausing to breathe every now and then.
"Alright, just... Sit down. I'll be done soon anyway." you laughed at him pitifully.
"Thank you so, so much!" he said falling on the floor.
↝ him trying to make you breakfast, and failing miserably each time.
"Sweetheart? Is that you?" you asked, stepping out of your room in one of Spencers shirts. You heard crashing in the kitchen, assuming it was Spencer. He had stayed over, the last case ending in the early hours of the morning, you driving him to your apartment as to not drive too long after being slightly sleep-deprived.
"Yeah babe, it's me!" he called out. You continued walking to where you heard the noises. You entered the kitchen, seeing Spencer making... Breakfast? Or at least trying to.
He had flour on his face, a multitude of ingredients scattered around the counters, and a bowl with pancake batter in it.
"What are you doing?" you asked with a slight chuckle. Striding over to him and hugging him from his side. He leaned down and kissed your head, as a response to your hug.
"Making you breakfast, well it was supposed to be breakfast in bed. You know as a thanks for letting me stay." he smiled down at you, you moving out from under his arm.
"You didn't have to do that! I'd let you stay here anytime, you're my boyfriend." you laughed, slightly blushing at the label.
"It's no big deal. Just go, sit on the couch, I have coffee done, you just relax." he said, putting his hands on your shoulders and kissing you softly.
"... Okay." you responded, grabbing a coffee cup and pouring some of the hot liquid into it. You gave him one last smile before sitting on the couch, retrieving a book from the table.
You were soon engrossed in the book, losing track of time, you soon smelled something...it was something burning.
You jumped up and ran to the kitchen seeing your boyfriend throwing the pan with the batter into the sink and turning the water on. You gave him a sad smile, turning to open a window.
"Spence, let's just go out for breakfast. No burning pans to worry about." you said walking back into the kitchen. You leaned against the wall, crossing your arms in front of you. He walked over and engulfed you in a hug.
"Yeah, let's do that. I'm sorry about the pancakes." he said slightly frowning.
"It's fine! Now I'm gonna go get dressed, then I'll take you to your place to get new clothes." you said kissing his cheek and walking away.
"Keep the shirt on!" he called out, smiling as he cleaned up the kitchen. You smiled and began changing.
"Will do!"
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Hi there Franky! If it’s quite alright, may I ask for the full nsfw alphabet with my red head Shanks, please and thank you ♡❀
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N/SFW UNDERCUT
A - Alone time Doesn't get to much alone time but 100% does this once a day, just to help him sleep, maybe bored, it's always a very short event though, had no one to impress.
B - Bondage He could go for a little bondage, it's much harder one you have ya know, one arm but he used to like just some cuffs on him or his partner.
C - Crying If he can fuck someone to blissful tears he considers it a huge win.
D - Dominance Top, he's a soft or a hard top depending on his partner, he likes the odd power struggle but he will always 100% come out ontop.
E - Extra info Praise kink/validation kink. He doesn’t need the praise he loves to give all the praise and watch how his partner blushes.
F - Food play No, booze? yes. Something sexy about licking a good rum off his partners skin, drinking from a cup made of two breasts pushed together. [Jello shots off a hookers ass]
G - Group sex Do you mean a Friday night? okay not anymore but in his youth he enjoyed having an abundance of 'activities'
H - Humiliation Oh, depends on the partner, he's way more into validation and praise then the other way but he wouldn't mind if his partner was sassy and needed to be put in their place.
I - Impact play Perhaps a well placed hand on an asscheek.
J - Jelly With a partner he loves and is the only person he's with he always remembers to use it when needed. One night stands? he's often drunk and just forgets
K - Kissing Sloppy drunk teenage make out style kisses, open mouthed and desperate. Or loving kisses all over his partners body.
L - Lighting Completely up to his partner, he doesn't mind in all fairness.
M - Masochism With some partners he enjoys some light rough housing otherwise not so much. He does like nails down his back, more battle scars to display proudly to the world. N - Not yet He loves to tease, he'll either edge you for hours or make you cum 6 times in an hour. Coin flip on what mood he's in.
O - Outdoor sex You assume no one has ever turned a corner and seen his hairy ass up in the air while he's fucking someone in a bush?
P - Photography I don't think so, I think he likes whatever happens between him and his partner to be just in his memory.
Q - Quiet please Probably one of the more vocal men around, likes to match his partners enthusiasm.
R - Routine Absolutely never has plans, he wings it, just rocks up and whatever happens, happens.
S - Sleepy sex Oh, morning sex, how he loves it. One night stand? how about a quick one for the road baby? it's a good way to get rid of that pesky morning wood.
T - Top Oh yes, top
U - Underwear Sometimes nothing, sometimes boxers, once or twice his partners underwear, he's still confused which side the thongs meant to go on his balls.
V - Voyeurism He's not against it, doesn't mind as long as everyone is a consenting adult.
W - Water No, no, no, he almost drowned someone that way.
X - X-dressing
Y - Yes, Master 'Captain' just loves it oh and 'my emperor' Loves giving his partners a thousand nicknames
Z - Zones Kiss behind his ear and along his neck and he would die for you.
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mossybank · 3 years
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Peter Maximoff NSFW Alphabet
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GN!Reader
A/N: this is very heavily sub!Peter, but I could make a more dominant version if requested
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Honestly, after sex, Peter is the one who needs more care than you
He's extremely needy and snuggly
Snacks are an absolute must too, he gets so hungry after sex
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Peter LOVES your thighs, especially with his head between them
They're definitely covered in marks from him too
Everyone probably says this, but Peters hands are his favourite body part
He can just do so much with them and loves the reactions he can pull from you using them
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Peter cums a lot, like to the point where you start to wonder where the fuck he's storing it all
And due to his diet, it is basically like straight battery acid which I would not recommend swallowing
He loves cumming on you instead of in you, the sight of you covered in his seed (whether it be your thighs, stomach, chest, face, back) being enough to instantly get him hard again
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Getting his ass eaten is something Peter wants to try but would be too nervous to bring up, which is funny because he usually will say anything without hesitation
If it did happen, Peter would be so into it, ass up in the air and face in the mattress muffling some of the most pornographic moans and whimpers
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Peter definitely pretends to be a lot more experienced than he is, but that doesn't mean he's bad
He assumed porn had taught him everything he needed to know, but turns out he's a more hands on learner
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Honestly anything that allows you to be in charge
Loves it when you ride him, bonus points if he's not allowed to touch you
Also likes taking it up the ass and doggy seems to be the default for that (regardless of if you have a cock or need a strap)
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Peter definitely likes to crack jokes, but you can tell how close he is by how much he's joking around— as he gets more and more stimulated, he talks less
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Carpets definitely match the drapes, grey like his hair
He isn't completely shaved but he doesn't grow it out either, keeping it neatly trimmed
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Peter is all for the intimacy, what is sex if not the ultimate display of intimacy is a big thought of his
Lots of kisses and words of praise and 'I love you's littered even between your roughest sessions
He loves intimate morning sex, the two of you snuggled together grinding against one another
Peter has a super high sex drive, and with you not around 24/7 to satiate it, masturbation is unavoidable
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Sometimes he feels guilty about it, so to stop that guilt he doesn't jack off to porn only pictures and videos of you
He's actually a big fan of mutual masturbation too, whether it be in person or long distance over the phone
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Praise is a big one for Peter, call him a 'good boy' and watch him absolutely melt, he'll do anything you tell him just to hear that he's doing a good job
Overstimulation both with you and him on the receiving end
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
You and Peter can and will get it on absolutely everywhere
Every surface of his basement bedroom has been used, the pac-man machine being a particularly memorable one
The two of you have almost been caught getting it on in the X-Mansion on numerous occasions (thank god for Peters super speed to cover you guys up)
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Just about anything can get Peter going, he's an absolute horn dog
Like, you doing just a normal everyday task will get Peters mind wandering
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Degradation is a big no for Peter, both giving and receiving makes him feel downright bad
Although Peter doesn't mind the occasional tying his wrists to the headboard, beyond that he wouldn't be into bondage
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Peter prefers giving you oral and he's damn good at it too, he knows what he's doing and how to use his abilities to his advantage
Honestly, going down on you is the one time he'll tease you and disobey you, occasionally edging you not regretting a thing if it results in a punishment for him
He'll never ask for you to go down on him, but if you offer it then there's no way he'll say no. He's a total hair puller too.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Ironically, for a guy with super speed, Peter likes to take it a bit slower
He also likes rough too though, loving to leave marks like love bites
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Quickies are an extremely common occurrence, if there's a broom closet near by then there's a 90% chance the two of you are going to fuck in it
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Peter is always up to try new things but isn't afraid to say no if he thinks it's something he wouldn't enjoy
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Peter doesn't last very long, but he makes up for it with a quick recovery time and being able to do multiple rounds
He'll also make sure you cum multiple times too, usually going down on you between rounds
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
On you, Peter prefers not to use toys, dubbing himself your own person vibrator
For him, however, I could definitely see Peter with a few butt plugs
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Peter is a little shit and definitely likes to tease
If you tease him back, which he's hoping for, he becomes a babbling begging mess
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Peter can get quiet loud, mostly with his moans and saying your name
He also whines a lot too
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Peter is secretly into the idea of a threesome but simultaneously doesn't want to share you
He definitely has a dream with you and a clone of you domming him lmao
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
I see Peter being about average in length but growing about two extra inches when hard, however his dick is on the skinnier side
As mentioned before, Peter has a fairly high sex drive, the two of you going at it most days
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
It depends on the amount of rounds the two of you do, after one he rarely goes to sleep immediately
If the two of you have gone a few rounds though, he likes to cuddle up into you, using you as a pillow, and going to sleep sometimes not even caring about cleaning up first
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NSFW Alphabet: JD Edition
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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
Pillow talk galore. And he's surprisingly cuddly afterward.
B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partners)
He's pretty proud of his brain. Not to toot his own horn, but he's a pretty clever guy. He's a quick thinker and he managed to plan and execute three murders while making them look like suicides.
He's awfully fond of your hips. How nicely they fit your jeans, how his hands look on them, the noises you make when he squeezes them a little too tightly.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)
I can't see him ever remembering to wear a condom and having a kid is not in his cards (yet), so he's definitely pulling out. He likes to finish on your face or your stomach. It's almost like he's marking you. But, if you're fucking in public, he'll cum in your panties and he expects you to walk around in them.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Not inherently sexual, but he's been looking for ways to tie you to him since he met you. He always thought marriage was a shame, too easily broken. So getting you pregnant after high school seems like the perfect plan. Of course, he's not getting your opinion on it beforehand. That's why it's a secret.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
None, considering he was a virgin before you. Surprising since he's so good-looking, but he's not the type to be attracted to people he can barely stand. You're the only person he actually liked being around in, well, ever. So, anything he does sexually is based purely on instinct and what you tell him you like.
F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying)
Any position where he can have a good look at your face. He's pretty partial to you being on top of him though.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)
Jason's a pretty intense guy with a dry sense of humor, so I can't see him making any jokes during it.
H = Hair (How well-groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Hates being clean-shaven. Something about being bald down there doesn't sit right with him, and it's way too much work. He doesn't grow a lot of hair in the first place, but he'll trim it down if it bothers you so much. But not without some bitching on his part.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect.)
Jason isn't a romantic person by nature, at least not in the traditional sense. However, he's very attentive in his own way. If it's anything other than a quickie, you'll find he's pretty focused on your pleasure, your reactions. Some might even say obsessed.
J = Jack off (Masturbation Headcanon)
He doesn't really have a reason to when he could just pull you into an empty classroom or something. However, he'll do it if you're nowhere around and he can't, for some reason, sneak over to your place. But considering he's around you almost 24/7, it happens less and less.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Blood. Not your own, but he likes seeing other people's blood on you. I could totally see him fucking you in front of a dead body if it didn't get incriminating fluids all over the crime scene.
Choking. Going both ways. Not to the point where you might pass out, but he's aiming to leave bruises. He definitely wants you to wrap your hand around his throat until he goes lightheaded.
Hickeys. I know what you're thinking and I want you to stop thinking it because you're wrong. He wants you to mark him up. He's a very pale boy and he bruises easily, so you can apply the slightest pressure and he'll look like a leopard. He likes to show them off and the dull pain that comes when he presses on them shoots straight to his dick.
L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)
Anywhere, anytime. He doesn't much care about getting caught. And it's not like he can't take care of anyone who saw something they shouldn't have.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
You, wholly and completely. He's a teenage boy in love, you could wear a nun outfit and he'd still find it sexy.
N = No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)
He's a part of the anti-mommy/daddy kink club. His mommy and daddy issues are both too strong for him to view those words in a sexual light. Just the thought of them is boner repellent.
He's also not doing anything that could seriously wound you, on purpose or by accident. So, knives are out of the picture.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Likes giving and receiving pretty equally. However, there's something about being in between your legs and knowing that he's the one pulling those sounds and reactions from you.
It's borderline euphoric.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
He doesn't really have a set pace. It usually depends on his mood, which is ever-changing.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Like I said in the Stamina part, he has a stupid high sex drive, so quickies are his best friends. In your car during lunch, in storage closets in between classes, etc. Name a place and he's doing you there.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)
He'd do just about anything you asked of him. He's a murderer, there's no bigger risk than that.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)
I'd say 2 rounds (3 max if you're riding him). And how long each round lasts depends on the pace he's going. All in all, definitely nothing to spit at.
T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
He definitely doesn't own any toys of his own, his hand gets the job done just fine, thank you very much. But I can see him using toys on you if you ask. He's really only doing it to humor you.
U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)
He can't dish it or take it. He thinks he's a totally tease, and he does so good at first, but he always gets too horny to actually go through with the plan. He gives in too easily.
Teasing doesn't work on him either, because as soon as you make the smallest hint that you're in the mood, he's ready to go. Whenever, wherever.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He doesn't moan often, more into groaning and grunting. But the man is a talker.
W = Wild Card (A random headcanon for the character)
Something about you acting aggressive or violent really gets him going. Murder's his foreplay, babe.
X = X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Above-average at about 7-7.5 inches with a slight curve to the left. He's longer than he is thick and he has a cute beauty mark at the base of his shaft. Like I said earlier, he's not clean-shaven but he'll reluctantly trim for you if you want him to.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
He's a healthy, teenage boy. And like most teenage boys, he has an overactive libido. So, he's ready anyplace, anytime.
Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterward)
He actually isn't that tired after, assuming you've only gone one round. But if you're both pushing into oversensitivity, he's cuddling up to you and passing out right after.
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Hatake Kakashi NSFW Alphabet
Once again, I was bored so this was not a request. However, gotta shout out @actuallysaiyan because so many of these headcanons came from conversations we've had about Kakashi.
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Anything you might want or need right after, Kakashi is here for you. He’s already getting you a glass of water and a washcloth before you even think to ask, and don’t even bother trying to get it yourself.
The cuddling and pillow talk while bathing in the afterglow is so soothing to him. He’s happy to lay beside you for hours just talking nonsense and playing with your hair.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
On himself, Kakashi doesn’t have much of a preference. He has noticed how much you like tugging on his hair when he’s got his face buried between your thighs and he likes that shit so much.
Kakashi can’t choose between your tits or your thighs. He loves laying his head on both while you play with his hair or rub his back. He also likes to have his face buried between both parts. Don’t make him choose.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Kakashi is really happy to cum wherever you would prefer him to do it. He doesn’t have a preference because as far as he’s concerned it’s a win no matter what. You look good with his cum painting your skin and it feels wonderful when you swallow. Cumming inside of you is very intimate, and he really likes that about it. However, for the same reason he likes it, he’d also probably be kind of shy about it at first. He would definitely ask about it and make sure you’re okay with it.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Kakashi reads smut in public. He doesn’t really keep his dirty secrets very secret.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Kakashi is more sexually experienced than one would assume. It’s always been casual and usually, he’s never seen them again. He tried to use sex to mend himself but found he just felt lonelier than ever. The thing that’s new to him is actual intimacy.
Again, he reads smut in public. He knows what to do. Not to mention he’s very perceptive and he will pick up on how you react to certain things easily.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Kakashi has a lot of positions he likes, but he does like any position in which you’re riding him. He’ll grip onto your hips to guide your pace, digging his short fingernails into your skin as he gets closer to cumming.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Kakashi can sometimes get nervous and crack silly little jokes, but for the most part, he tries to be more focused and serious.
H = Hair (how well-groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Kakashi is not super hairy naturally. He does have a little silver happy trail leading into a small patch of darker gray pubic hair that’s just barely noticeable. It doesn’t require much grooming.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
When Kakashi fucks you, he makes you feel as though you’re the only person in the whole world. He’ll whisper in your ear how much he loves you and how beautiful you are. Long, languid, open-mouthed kisses are frequent.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
He doesn’t really jack off very much. Even when he was single, it just never did it for him. Sometimes when he feels stressed he’ll do it as a way to relax. Other than that, it’s just not something he does a lot.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Kakashi loves it when you wear lingerie for him, especially anything that’s lace or silk.
He’d also really like playing around with blindfolds, bondage, and overstimulation. He’d like for you to do those things to him just as much as he’d like to do them to you.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
His favorite place to do it is your apartment, but as for the specifics, he’s not picky. On the couch, kitchen table, bending you over the counter, in the shower, on the bed. He really doesn’t care.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Kakashi loves it when you whisper naughty things in his ear, especially out in public. He’ll think about it all day. Also, anytime you do something sweet/nurturing for him he would just want you immediately.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Kakashi isn’t huge on degradation. Also, he wouldn’t want to do anything to inflict pain on you and definitely wouldn’t want it done to him.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He loves to give you oral. He would stay between your thighs until you’re so overstimulated that your thighs are basically squeezing his head. He loves it, and he’s very good at it.
As far as receiving, Kakashi is mess as soon as your mouth is around him. He’ll be moaning and lightly thrusting deeper down your throat. His hands would tangle in your hair and he’d whisper, “Feels so good. So fucking good.”
He’s almost embarrassed by how quickly you can get him to the brink. The man is just so damn touch-starved, and he never gets enough. He’s pretty good about warning you when he’s about to cum, but sometimes his mind just goes blank.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
He tends to be more slow and sensual. Of course, he has his moments where he just wants to bend you over the nearest surface and pound into you. This just isn’t his typical mood.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Kakashi prefers longer sessions, but sometimes they can be fun. Remember when he gave Team 7 the bell test and then he disappeared during lunch? Yeah, you were definitely having a quickie in the woods.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Kakashi kind of just likes what he likes. He’d be game to experiment, but he has certain boundaries he won’t cross.
As far as risks, it would really depend on what the risk is. Getting caught? Nope, he would die from the embarrassment. There’s a difference between reading Icha Icha in public and actually getting caught fucking.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Kakashi is kind of embarrassed because at first, he cums kind of quickly. He gets better about lasting longer as time goes on, but if you do things just right he’ll still cum quickly. He makes up for it by being able to go multiple rounds.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
During your relationship, he’s accumulated blindfolds, rope, and a vibrator. He will happily use them on you, and let you use them on him as well.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He is the biggest fucking tease. Kakashi loves teasing you and will do so for as long as he wants. You’ll basically have tears in your eyes begging him to fuck you or let you cum before he gives in. He’s very smug about it too.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He’s not very loud. He’ll let out some moans and mutter some dirty talk. Other than that, he’s pretty tame with noises.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
If Kakashi has gotten a good night’s sleep (which is SUPER RARE) he will wake up feeling really horny. More than once you’ve woken up with him sleepily grinding against you.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Kakashi is about 8 inches long with average girth. He’s got a nice curve that allows him to easily hit all the most sensitive spots inside you.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Kakashi is depressed, so his sex drive isn’t always going to be the highest. More often than not, he’s yearning for touch and comfort more than he is sex. That being said, when he is horny he’s very horny.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterward)
Kakashi generally just doesn’t sleep well. So he’ll probably lay beside you for a couple of hours just listening to you breathe before he falls asleep.
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bakugou katsuki nsfw alphabet <3 (gn reader)(bakugou is aged up)
minors dni or i’ll yell at u
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
He probably just does the standard bath and washcloth to get you clean, doesn’t really talk much but you can tell he’s focused on making sure you’re okay.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
He loves his hands. Loves how big they are, how they feel on your ass/chest and how good he is with his fingers. On you, he probably loves your thighs/ass. He definitely loves how your thighs feel when they’re wrapped around his waist, or when he’s gripping them as he goes down on you.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
He def loves cumming in you but until you’re ready he’ll settle for you swallowing. Doesn’t like coming on your back/ass/chest/face too much, it’s just harder to clean up. It’s probably really thick but doesn’t taste too bad.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Loves the idea of you taking control or at least fighting for it, but he’ll never admit it. Also weirdly hates the idea of being a bottom, it only sounds good in theory.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
He has little to no experience but once he learns what gets you going he’s so good.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Probably doggy style
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He’s definitely more serious, and if you even try and crack a joke he’ll just assume it’s because the sex isn’t good enough and go way harder
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
he probably keeps it pretty short n trimmed, hates having a full bush but also shaving it bald just feels weird to him. It’s probably a shade darker than the hair on his head too.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
It’s a pretty intimate act for him but as your relationship progresses he starts to calm down and be okay with experimenting and being less serious.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
He probably jacks off like once a day, maybe only a few times a week if he’s busy, doesn’t think much of it but imo once he’s with someone or even if he just has a crush, post nut clarity hits h a r d. If he isn’t single I doubt he’d jack off really, unless there’s no chance of him and his partner having sex.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
He’s into the usual spanking and choking. Probably has a big thing for degrading his partner, definitely likes being called sir, idk bout daddy though. Also into brat taming.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Loves shower sex, isn’t a huge fan of public sex but have no qualms fingering you in public.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
His weakness is booty shorts. Sumn about his s/o looking all double cheeked up in shorts that barely cover anything gets him going. Also loves when his s/o acts like a brat.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Would refuse to bottom/be a sub despite fantasising about it, wouldn’t use his quirk until he’s very, v e r y sure he won’t leave any lasting injuries.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
prefers receiving, takes a while to get good at giving but once he does...oh boy is he good.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
really rough and fast, would slow down if you asked nicely (not without grumbling about it though)
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
doesn’t like quickies, prefers taking his time but wouldn’t mind too much if he’s desperate enough.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Doesn’t like risks in terms of locations but once he trusts his partner he’s down to experiment with kinks. He does, however, fantasise about making a sex tape with you.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Can go for at least three rounds with ease but is definitely okay with pushing it to a few hours if he’s riled up enough.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
hates toys but wouldn’t mind overstimming you with them if he’s mad enough
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
doesn’t like teasing, riles him up more than anything. He is, however, into it when you tease him. not that he’ll ever admit it.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Not too loud and doesn’t really moan, his grunts are super hot though and he definitely talks dirty.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
this one time, before he was in a relationship w/ you, he accidentally walked in on you masturbating and he’ll never admit it but the thought of it gets him going. Porn doesn’t do it for him anymore.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Definitely girthy, above average (like seven inches) but takes a while to learn how to use it. Probs a shower, and him in grey sweats is just hnng
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Pretty high when he’s attracted to someone, otherwise it’s fairly low.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Takes the time to run you a bath but is kinda sleepy throughout, if you don’t require aftercare then yeah he’s out immediately.
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May I ask for yandere Punz alphabet? 🙋🏾‍♀️
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Author's note- Of course Love! (I don't remember if I proof read this or not)
Warnings- Gaslighting, Murder, Dehumanizing someone, Starvation, Dehydration, Greed, Drowning, Physical Abuse, Cults Mentioned (Eggpire), Lack of freedom and No freedom of speech.
Yandere Punz Alphabet
Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?
Punz isn't the most affectionate guy out there, but that doesn't mean he doesn't like cuddles and stuff.
Punz main form of showing affection is gift giving, giving various gifts such as jewelry and clothing.
Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?
Since Punz is a Mercenary, he knows how to get rid of evidence quite well, so if he were to kill someone, nothing of their will be found, not even the body.
Cruelty: How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them?
Punz wouldn't really mock you, but he'd definitely tease you about how easy it was and how you should've learned how to fight.
Punz would give your space since getting a new home takes time to get use to, so Punz will respect your space for at least 2 months, and if you're not use to it by then, too bad!
Darling: Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?
Killing people, and forcing you spend time with the Egg, and maybe even forcing you to join the Eggpire if you're not immune to the Egg.
Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?
Punz let's his guard down when he's around you, because he knows how easy he can take advantage of you, so he doesn't need to worry if you hurt him, cause he would just say he didn't feel a thing.
Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back?
He would find it hilarious, this man is a lover of chaos, so you fighting him like this makes him love you even more, but sooner or later he'll just get bored and give you a punishment.
Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?
Yeah it's a game to him, reminds him of when he and the Dream Team would play manhunt, so he'll just treat it as such. He'll most likely find you in a day or 2, but if the egg helps than within a few hours.
Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them?
You pissed Punz off, and by pissed I mean pissed. Punz dragged you by your hair and held a knife to your throat, slowly digging it into your neck, and in front of you is one of your family members or friend, who is tied to a table.
Punz would tell you to kill them as he digs the knife into your neck as it begins to bleed, and he'll also say the sooner you kill them the less damage your neck will have.
And if you don't kill them, Punz would yell, insult and Gaslighting you into doing it, seeing you stab the body of your loved one over, and over and over again, until they stop moving. You crying while blood is all over your hands, shirt and face, and not to mention you can barely make a sound due to your throat. Punz would call you a good doll before sitting you down and patching up your neck, in the same room as the dead body.
Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind or/with their darling?
To live in a mansion and be fucking rich, while causing chaos within the server.
Jealousy: Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?
If Punz is jealous by someone he doesn't know/care about, it's on sight, he's killing them with no second thoughts.
Now if it was one of his friends (Ex: Dream), then he'll tell them to back off.
Kisses: How do they act around or with their darling?
Punz is pretty chill around his Darling, but he will threaten and hurt them if they misbehave.
Love letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?
Punz would most likely flirt with you and invite you to Manhunt games, and maybe even give you things you like.
Punz would also send you letters and be kinda romantic.
Punz would basically be a simp.
Mask: Are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?
I mean, it really depends, because Punz can and will hurt you, but he's also pretty chill and respects some of your privacy.
Naughty: How would they punish their darling?
Depends on what you did.
If you pissed him off by misbehaving or annoying him, he'll most likely put you on a collar and a leash, tie you to a pole in a pitch black basement and keep you there with no food and water for a few days.
If you escaped, HAH, enjoy going insane for the next few hours cause he's hunting you down. And once he gets you back he'll probably stick your head underwater and drown you, and after he would force you to say things like you love him and you'll never leave him.
If you were to insult or disrespect the Egg, this man would either A- Take one of your canon lives, or B- Beat you until you can barely move, and then starving you for 2 weeks.
Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling?
Freedom, Freedom of wearing what you want, being humanized and the freedom to think for yourself
Patience: How patient are they with their darling?
Punz is pretty patient with his Darling, but, depending on what it is he could lose it rather quickly.
Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?
If his Darling dies, Punz would beg the Egg to bring them back, and if the Egg can't bring them back he'll visit your grave everyday and leave gifts for you, and and he'd keep some of your items so you would always be with him.
You already know what happens if you escape.
Bold of you to assume you can leave Punz by saying you don't want to date him anymore.
Regret: Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let their darling go?
I don't think he'll feel bad, yeah he may be upset because you don't want to be with him, but that doesn't make him regret what he did.
Stigma: What brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?
Possibly the greed for more.
Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?
If you scream because of him, Punz would tell you to shut up. But if it's because of someone else, he would demand every piece of info about that person.
If you cry (Not punishment related) he'd comfort you and give you some of your favorite snacksl
Unique: Would they do anything different from the classic yandere?
He'll treat you more like a pet than a person.
Vice: What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?
The fact that Punz can be a simp sometimes, not all the time, but sometimes this man's lovesickness is too much to contain.
Wit’s end: Would they ever hurt their darling?
Only if necessary.
Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?
When Punz is in simp mode he will worship you and do whatever you want, if it makes you happy he'll do it.
If he's just normal Punz then he wants you to worship him, like a good puppy.
Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?
3-4 years.
Zenith: Would they ever break their darling?
His main goal is to break you and then morph you into his perfect pet.
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