la squadra - headcanons
on my old account i had written a thousand and one headcanons on la squadra, here’s some more, but this is more of how i view their team dynamics
More than a team, they are family. They are there for each other through thick and thin, they have grown to deeply understand each other, and even hangout after missions or regularly invite each other to events or homes with full trust.
There are times where Pesci attempts to bake treats for the rest of the team, many times they are overdone, seeing as he is just slightly afraid of undercooking pastries, but they will still take them home regardless, even if some of them admittedly feel bad for throwing them away.
Their favorite activity off-work is sitting in a room, each of them doing their own thing while still spending time together. If Risotto is reading a book, Prosciutto shows interest, Melone and Formaggio will share cute pictures with each other, Ghiaccio, Pesci, and Illuso will be playing a board game, and Sorbet and Gelato would more so enjoy each other’s company.
Even if each of them lean into more solo missions, and they are all more than proficient in their job, they will try to include others in their missions, it spices up their dynamics, as well as gives them interesting ways to work.
Risotto, being as solitary as he is, stays at home on his days off, he feels his appearance is far too intimidating when he goes out in public, and due to this, the rest of La Squadra visits him regularly.
Ghiaccio has tried to be more chill (pun intended) around his teammates, seeing as he sees them everyday, and he just wants them to feel a bit more comfortable around him.
Even if they are part of the team, Sorbet and Gelato still consider themselves a duet, this is simply their job, at least that is how they initially viewed it as.
Prosciutto will occasionally open one of his expensive bottles of wine along the rest of the team so they can all have a drink together after a successful mission.
Illuso tries not being that much of an ass around his team, even if he can come off as petty or narcissistic, he does try to tone it down for them from time to time (like 1 out of 10 interactions)
Formaggio will gladly pet-sit for any of them, he decently likes animals, so if any of them have pets, he will take care of them while they others are away at missions.
The only one who will openly state how deeply they care about the team is Melone. He will tell them how much each of them mean to him, in private of course.
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If you’re still writing for Jojos Bizzare Adventure, could it be possible for sepals Squadra HCs with an S/O who sleepwalks often, mainly due to the medication they take + stressful evenings. Like- S/O goes off to bed and thirty minutes later their in the kitchen eating an imaginary bowl of cereal LOL.
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—in itself, everyone would leave you to your own devices, knowing there is no reason to wake you up, which isn't recommended by experts. despite that, once they know the reasons that may lead to your nocturnal situations, they'll try to make your day more pleasant to relax if you had a busy afternoon.
—we cannot deny that from all of them, the one who's going to have the best time with these has to be illuso. the various videos he has saved in which you appear doing the most random things possible while sleepwalking are clear proofs of it. same videos that he'll use as a method of extortion when he needs it.
—do not be fooled, he wouldn't be able to show those videos to anyone other than you and his person.
—next, there's formaggio who, despite also having videos as evidence, once got the shock of his life when he woke up in the early morning and found you staring directly at him from the edge of the bed. he didn't scream, but his soul did leave his body for a few good seconds.
—of those most concerned about your nocturnal activities are risotto and pesci, who genuinely don't know how to act when they find you doing something totally out of context at unholy hours.
—but for risotto, he certainly finds it entertaining to watch you wander around the place and do whatever you do. although, that doesn't mean that on more than one occasion he has closed the bedroom door to keep you from leaving, or that he was woken up with you doing the least expected thing you could do.
—the day ghiaccio saw you eating imaginary cereal in the kitchen, at 3am, his brain took its time trying to understand what you were doing there, doing such nonsense as if it were nothing. he was confused for a solid minute before just leaving you there.
—from time to time he has woken you up, in such a bad way by screaming. the boy already irritated from work and now encountering such a scene.
—i'd say that prosciutto doesn't care what you do in your sleepwalking state, that would be as long as you don't bother him or anyone else for a matter of fact.
—dare to wake him, unintentionally, from his sleep and prepare to be carried back to bed in your sleep.
—melone is almost the only one who would recommend a couple of tranquilizing medications that could help your case, he knows the medications you take so he learned which medications will work best for you (not to mention the various tests on your health that he has done).
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SCREW EVERYTHING I refuse to die without knowing which bois would let you peg them🫣🫣
@joestarfoundation, you're my soulmate & I love the way you think 🥰
Who lets you peg them
Blease, I'm Pegging you
Jonathan, Speedwagon, Joseph, Kars, Wammu, Esidisi, Polnareff, Avdol, Josuke, Okuyasu, Rohan, Kira, Bruno, Abbachio, Mista, Fugo, Illuso, Formaggio, Ghiaccio, Melone, Anasui, Johnghalli A, Pucci, Johnny, Diego, Gappy
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Jonathan
He would try it, if you asked. Would probably want a small, smooth, silicone toy.
Speedwagon
Enthusiastic yes! Lots of people don't know this, but the Speedwagon Foundation has a "Sexual Health & Wellness" division.
Joseph
Approaches you with this suggestion. Already owns a pegging dildo and bought harness that he thinks would look amazing on you.
Kars
Doesn't ask, just assumes you two will end up doing it at one point. The type of guy God to have a custom made dildo for you to peg him. It's an idol of himself, he has it on display when it's not in use.
Wammu
Is definitely open to the idea (not like he hasn't done it before). However, he prefers to save it for special occasions. Moans and whimpers the whole time - everyone in the neighborhood will hear him.
Esidisi
More than willing and eager to take on any challenge you're willing to give him. Goes to the store with you to pick out a sturdy harness and a set of dildos. You have to convince him to get one smaller than 10" to start with.
Polnareff
Oui oui, ma cherie! Flattered that you would even ask - horrified that you think he would ever say no to you. If you find a silver dildo to match Silver Chariot, he would die of happiness right then.
Avdol
"YES, I AM INTERESTED!" Loves it when you take control, especially if you tell him to sit on your cock. This man is absolutely putty in your hands.
Josuke
As soon as you ask, this man is shopping for sexy assless undies and a matching pegging kit. Would love if you took him on a date and set out rose petals beforehand.
Okuyasu
A people pleaser, he would absolutely be down for it if you expressed interest. You can't tell me this man isn't already wearing a butt plug out in public (probably because you asked) - HAVE YOU SEEN HOW HE WALKS
Rohan
At first, he would refuse (of course), then would come to you a week later with a harness and multiple dildo options for you to pick from. Becomes a regular thing you two do together.
Kira
Pretends like he is only agreeing for your sake. Is acctually a needy slut for your strap - would have you peg him all the time if he could.
Bruno
You suggest it after he confides in you that he has zipped off his own penis to try using as a dildo. Immediately zips off his penis and zips it onto you so you can peg him with it.
Abbachio
Only brings it up when he's drunk. Wants you to pull his hair and spit wine into his mouth. Will use Moody Blues to replay it when you're not around (and he's sober).
Mista
Brings it up first, buys himself a "clone-a-willy" (glow in the dark, obviously) so you can peg him with his clone - says it makes him feel "closer to you"
Fugo
Once he's comfortable enough with you, he approaches you about it first. Does a bunch of research and prep, gets super nervous/excited - does not end up enjoying it as much as he thought he would.
He would still do it if you really want, but would prefer other forms of intimacy.
Illuso
Wants it BAD, but waits for you to approach him about it first. Power top - degrades you the whole time for enjoying it.
Formaggio
Buys the biggest toy so he can shrink it down to whatever he wants at any given time. Almost cums when you agree to try it out with him.
Ghiaccio
He will make you work (beg) for it. However, after a stressful day, he would be the one begging for a pegging. Prefers to use cooling lube for pegging.
Melone
Asks you by gifting you a strapless strap-on dildo and puppy eyes. Tell him he's a little slut made for your cock if you want to see him cry while he cums.
Anasui
As soon as you even hint at wanting to try pegging him, he buys you both matching dildos. Loves how much you dote on him and how loved you make him feel. VERY LOUD
Johnghalli A
Im fucking drooling and sobbing and begging for this mans cake!
He floats the idea by you first. Would love to be pegged in the shower while you keep your hand over his mouth and tell him to be quiet for you.
Pucci
Would do anything to see God/Heaven again. Says it's the best way to do so. Prefers a curved vibrating dildo. He tears up when he cums while you're pegging him.
Johnny
He initially brings up the idea of wanting you to dominate him. Loves to suck your strap while you tell him how good he's doing. He is a moaning, drooling mess before you even start pegging him.
Diego
This man is so cocky - he NEEDS to be pegged (his idea). Power top, especially after he wins a race. Will tie you down while he rides your strap and tell you how lucky you are that he's letting you pleasure him at all.
Gappy
Very eager to agree to ANYTHING you suggest, this is no different. Will overstimulate himself riding your strap - LOVES when you jerk him off while he rides you.
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