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a92vm · 19 days
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Dua Lipa - Met Gala 2024
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tearyphoenixx · 2 years
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holywoter · 2 years
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just finished watching calamity episode 3 again and. holy fuck i cannot get over how good it is. still makes just as much of an impact as the first time i am ON THE FLOOR
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reddeluxeedition · 2 years
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sorry that im mean
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I'VE BEEN WAITING. FOR. YEARS!!!
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SINCE 2015 I'VE BEEN PRAYING FOR THIS DAY TO COME AND NOW IT'S FINALLY HERE!!!! WE DID IT GUYS WE'VE REACHED THIS MOMENT HE FUCKING LAUGHED
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texasbama · 6 months
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WOAH.
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submariini · 11 months
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nothing funnier than the munich gig changing location in a way that makes it confusing abt is this the 7k venue or the 400 one
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cockworkangels · 9 months
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you're watching supernatural. the people making the show think sexual assault is funny when it happens to men
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blackvoidspace · 2 years
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"My only child"
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Emma D'arcy as Rhaenyra Targaryen
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chellestrash · 1 year
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I know we like a subby Shane but by god I want him to manhandle me and make me beg for it just to cream his pants when I suck on his fingers.
OKAY LISTEEEEEN THAT that’s is very much subby shane, cause it’s him thinking he’s all dom and he’s the one doing the fucking he’s the one in charge right? and then, THEEEEN the seeeecond the second he feels your tongue around his fingers, feels you suck on his thumb he just fucking loses it and melts
he’s literally just
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head empty
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kmagsy-moved · 2 years
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KEVIN YES YES YES
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why is this youtube channel giving me a Crisis
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jdotsodomite · 2 years
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Rejoice! Salvation Is Free, Just Accept Jesus Into Your Life Today!
why would you ask me, tumblr user theecelestialsodomite, this
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cacaitos · 9 months
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is that SLJ??
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forcemeanakin · 8 months
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Giving Anakin roadhead
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some visual and hearing aid to channel this vibe: : Link
giving Anakin roadhead during a roadtrip it's not a want, but a need of mine.
-it all started way too soon in the trip tbh. you were driving at night and he was looking so fucking good. messy hair because of the wind, arm flexed over the door while the window was down. the lights from other cars would shine over his face and the music that was playing had you in some type of mood.
-so you just went for it
-he was kinda surprised at first, but when he saw your perfectly polished hand fidgeting with his belt, he knew things were about to get interesting
-doing it to prevent him from falling asleep, or because you lost the last round of the game you were playing, or even to mess with him and see if he strays from the path
-ofc he doesn't !!! he is even driving with just one hand, the other one keeping your head in place
-bucking his hips, fucking your mouth while he's trying to figure out which exit he needs to take
-but he NEVER tells you to back down, even when his brain is melting
-you even went to a drive-thru while you were giving him head:
-"can I have a burger deluxe and...baby, what do you want?" he says, lifting his hips to reach for his wallet, making you gag
-"bachum frhsjes" you hum, dick halfway down your throat
-"can I have bacon fries and a chocolate milk-" you bump his thigh with his fist. "-strawberry! strawberry milkshake, please."
-the "oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck" and "jesuuuus" moment of the video it's so accurate for this head canon I'm s(creaming)
-one time you were almost caught by the police, anakin driving by a transit officer but he wouldn't let you detach your mouth from his groin. and the second you were clear, he whispered: "this never happened... never happened."
-your throat would be raw by the end of the trip
should I turn this into a one shot
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rockgarden · 4 months
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jesuuuus just had a meeting with my mentor my 2 take aways are 1) i’m struggling to articulate my work in writing and connect ideas/concepts together 2) i need to figure out what is incarnated within my art. i need to read a book or talk to a writer or something HALP lol
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