#LIKE COME ON MAN

[molinaesque]

"Ugh, I'm gonna miss that butt." - The Unicorn (2019)

#walton goggins #wade felton #the unicorn #unicorngifs #this entire show is just moment to moment Walton being the sexiest goofball with the snatchest waist and cutest butt #the most insane part is if you've ever seen him with his shirt off it's like the biggest “WTF” moment because he's so damn fit #there's a scene in season 1 where he's shirtless but this was in 2019... he was already fit but if you look at his more recent photos #HE GOT EVEN FITTER #LIKE COME ON MAN #YOU'RE 52 #HOW DO YOU STILL HAVE A 6 PACK THAT DOESN'T LOOK UNHEALTHY #anyway #more to come

[tubbytarchia]

Please keep drawing traffic/hermit hybrids inaccurately because who cares, they look cool

I say this as an animal nerd, I love to implement biologically/anatomically accurate elements into hybrid designs where applicable, but Im not gonna ususally choose to do that over whatever I think looks visually appealing. I have my gripes and peeves with some popular hybrid design headcanons, but ultimately, please keep drawing them however you want to, because you can (and to piss haters off further, for fun)

Don't care if you headcanon Pearl as transfem, draw her with male moth antennae anyway. Don't care if avian Grian logically needs a second set of pectoral muscles, just slap those wings on there wherever you want. Gem's own skin featured antlers and female deer don't even grow them, aside from reindeers, which I'm willing to wager was not what Gem was thinking or cared about. Keep drawing her with huge antlers

I don't know who needs this reminder but these are fantasy hybrids. Our inspirations in drawing them are based in reality but no fucking avian or hooved or dog people exist. A person with huge moth wings isn't realistic to begin with so who cares if you give her some antennae too. If you do you need to get a hobby

#blabber #trafficblr #hermitblr #transfem Pearl headcanons valid asf but I dont personally headcanon that and Im not letting that stop me #and as I said I have my own peeves but those are mostly for me and my friends to mull over in private lol #like come on man #I didnt get anon hate or anything but just seeing one too many posts like this going around again #pearlescentmoon #geminitay #grian

[jq37]

So, that lady FH episode was amazing and all, but...

Hoo boy, I already see the discourse around the Ratgrinders' fates forming and it is going to be painful. Be careful around the fandom space.

(I mean, resurrection is still on the table for them, but that's based on if the players feel like it and right now, we're looking at 50/50 odds at bests)

Yeah, don't worry about me. This isn't my first rodeo and also I post a lot about D20 and respond to asks I get but I don't actually personally engage with any of The Discourse (tm).

And I'm not really surprised at the reaction. I know people have been opinionated all season in two main camps (that have a lot of overlap): people dissatisfied with the narrative direction and people deeply sympathetic to the Rat Grinders to the point of being mad at the Bad Kids.

The first camp I mostly understand. I get wishing the cast would explore a certain storyline more. For example, I've been on the Aelwyn redemption arc train since literally the first episode of Fantasy High so I was a little disappointed that when that finally came to a head in Freshman Year, it was a big fight and then very little aftermath/unpacking because Aelwyn was sent to jail right after. And Sophomore Year hadn't been announced so I had no idea that she was gonna get another shot. But I wasn't upset or anything. Adaine at that point still hated her sister. She had no reason to want to reach out. And at the end of the day this is other people playing a game. Brennan presented them all the possible plot threads and they were most interested in self discovery, hanging out with each other, doing Shenanigans, and playing Tomb Raider re: Ankarna. Those are all options they were presented and it's not like they were doing crazy off-roading. It's well within the parameters of what D&D is. If you're gonna watch a show like this (or honestly any show), you have to accept that what's most interesting to you isn't always going to be the most interesting thing to the people in the driver's seat.

So yeah, I feel like this side of things I get (even though I'm fine with how things turned out).

The other camp--people being legit mad at the Bad Kids (and in some cases the actual cast) for treating the Rat Grinders like antagonists instead of victims that they were responsible for empathizing with and redeeming--I find kind of wild.

Like…you're mad at the kids who go to Child Murder School for killing kids who want to end the world and kill them specifically? Literally the first day of school the principal of the school says that adventurers are violent wanderers who engage in shenanigans and enact violence. This is the exact assignment they were given and that's what they're doing.

I think it's wild to at the same time believe that the Rat Grinders (who have killed people) are not responsible for their actions and deserve to be talked down while in the process of causing an apocalypse because they're just kids who were manipulated while at the same time calling the Bad Kids evil lunatics for trying to stop them by killing them (in a world where Revivify and Resurrection exist) even though they are ALSO kids who are doing what they've learned at Child Murder School. The Bad Kids have to be mature enough to thoroughly investigate the situation and have nuance about it but the Rat Grinders don't have any responsibility to not join a shady evil murder plan*? And do the Bad Kids really hate the Rat Grinders to the point where they're doing some overkill in this fight? Absolutely. But it's not like they're killing them because they hate them. They're killing them because they're trying to end the world--and they also happen to hate them. Are we forgetting that Kipperlilly killed Buddy--her own teammate--with a gleeful smile on her face? That was so out of pocket.

They're adventurers! Not guidance counselors! If Jawbone was like, "We need to kill these kids," yeah that would be weird but why would the Bad Kids extend an olive branch to the kids who (1) famously hate them, (2) killed at least one maybe 2 of their own party members, (3) endangered the entire student body population an hour ago, (4) are currently trying to end the world. Hell, Adaine was ready to be mean to her own sister in elf jail literally up until the point Brennan described how rough she looked from the torture and that's when she changed her mind. The Power of Love and Empathy is on the menu but it's a special item you only can get if you know the chef. Everyone else is getting a serving of These Hands. Just because you can find a vegan solution to a problem it doesn't mean you're obligated to.

This all comes down to, "Maybe teenagers shouldn't have godlike powers and the ability to play judge, jury, and executioner" but that's literally the premise of the entire show so you can't get around it without rejecting the show's entire premise. If they were like, "Hmm the systems that underpin our world are questionable and we should change the power structures" instead of, "Let's kill some bad guys!" then that's a totally different thing we're doing here!

And, idk man, this show has always had a Who Framed Roger Rabbit style morality where the normal rules of ethics stop applying when it's funny. They beat the crud out of Ragh and then lied to him that he shit his pants just for the bit. A pirate was rude/kinda racist to Riz so they scared him into killing himself. Riz ate the remains of the sentient (albiet evil) dragon he killed. That's all unhinged behavior but none of that is meant to be serious. Getting upset about Fig sending Ruben to hell to me feels like getting mad that Jerry hit Tom with a cartoonishly large mallet.

None of this is new so I have to assume that people are having a big reaction because they relate to the Rat Grinders or just really like them so it feels bad that the Bad Kids are treating them like fodder rather than beloved NPCs.

But again, this is a world where you can bring people back from the dead and the Rat Grinders have showed intent that is grievously neglectful at best and insanely murderous at worst so I can't muster a lot of sympathy for the fact that the Bad Kids are just taking them down without remorse. I don't think you have to try to empathize with the people who are trying to harm you if you don't want to especially while they are in the process of harming you.

(*And we still don't know how voluntarily they joined this plan. We don't know if they were killed and basically forced into resurrecting with rage or if they just leapt at the chance to join a plan that would let them get one over on their rivals. It literally could be either. We've had kid villains on this show strong armed into being party to evil plans by threat of harm (Aelwyn) as well was kid villains who just had their own selfish motivations and weren't tricked at all (Penelope and Biz). We actually don't have any clear answer on how culpable they are. We don't know if they all have rage crystals (except for Buddy). And we don't know how much having a Rage Crystal effects your actions. The best indicator we got is in this latest ep when Brennan said that there was a mechanic where Porter was going to call anyone with a rage crystal to fight for him but that says to me that he's only directly puppeting them when he uses that action and otherwise they have free will and are just angrier. The Bad Kids don't have a reason to believe definitively that the Rat Grinders are just unwilling puppets even if that is the case so of course they're treating them like enemies. Anyway, this is a whole lot of "I don't knows" but that's only because I've seen a lot of people talking like the Rat Grinders literally aren't in control of their actions but that's not info that we have. It could be true but we don't actually know that so it's not a good argument.)

#asks #dimension 20 #fantasy high #spoilers #dimension 20 spoilers #fantasy high spoilers #brwolf1995 #i've seen ppl say that the bad kids were mean the the RG's for no reason and it's like. #...the reason is that this is a show based on high school pop culture tropes #and they immediately and correctly clocked that KP is tracy flick #like come on man #and there's no reason to believe they can't be rezzed once this is taken care of #idk why ppl are acting like they're dead-dead #ankarna could just raise them like cass raised K at the end of SY if brennan wants #also lmao emily was brutal to ruben but I think that was mostly just irl person emily being like I put all this effort into you #and I never learned anything useful???? then perish #it's not that deep #one of my friends was like 'babe this isn't steven universe' #and I think about that a lot

[watanabes-cum-dump]

Do you ever just kinda laugh at the fact that WOL is known for killing gods a whatnot but still the villains are like “hey what if we summon/become a god? They could never beat us then” and it’s like bruh. I’m losing count of god-like beings I’ve offed at this point what makes you any different?

#pgr #Ffxiv #ff14 #final fantasy 14 #wol #warrior of light #I’m sorry i just??? #I mean i guess they’re kinda hoping that wol can’t slay this god but #Like come on man

[radarchives]

#obey me nightbringer #mammon #asmodeus #lucifer #love how a horn of the devil's juice is considered a midnight snack #like come on man #so cardigan wearing wife in a thriller on the brink of divorce drinking a glass of wine to let off steam core #queuecifer

[jennyandvastraflint]

These fucking kids had ONE job in the creepy dead city. DO NOT TOUCH. what does one of the kids do. TOUCH.

#like come on man #wheel of time

[merlucide]

okay so you know what’s so frustrating- when I search up jjk x reader it’s all smut😭 like ok, RARE, very RARE occasions I will read smut- I just want good ol’ fluff man🥲 I don’t wannn know about how I deep-throat gojo, I want to know how I kiss his eyelids when he sleeps😔

the struggle is real man☹️

((link some fluff/crack if you know any good ones🙏))

#it’s so frustrating #ugh #like come on man #Some of y’all #Be a little #Too freaky #Like how #do you #write so much #Smut #so confused #its always detailed too #jjk x reader #jjk x you #jjk #jujutsu kaisen

[lolasteppereincarnate]

as a queer person who loves queer content i’m happy for y’all however as a supernatural viewer who went through 16 years worth of television only for one of the characters to go to super mega hell the second they admitted their feelings? i think im within my rights to be a little bitter.

#911 on abc #911 abc #supernatural #evan buckley #buddie #destiel #like come ON MAN

[jazzandpizazz]

no words

#like come on man #you just tossed a lit match across the room #why #daily dose of granada holmes #daily granada screencap #sherlock holmes 1984 #the second stain 1986 #jeremy brett holmes #edward hardwicke watson

[skrunglebeasts]

One of the very first images I ever did for the show was all three girls sitting on the couch, kind of sleeping, and Sasha had her arms around the other two. And at the top, it just said, “It’s complicated.” You know what it means. That was really my mission statement for these three girls. None of them is a cartoon villain; they all have very nuanced motivations for what they do. It was really important for me to show that everyone was a little bit at fault for what went wrong in their relationship.

- Matt Braly

#amphibia #anne boonchuy #sasha waybright #marcy wu #and then he went on to say that this cartoon is a break up show #like come on man

[v1nyl-fights-god-via-shitposting]

I made this a few days ago but

#meta knight #galacta knight #vinyl’s album art #GK did not feel like telling MK that he did it #i found this so funnt that i drew it in an hour #I HAD to #like come on man #I'll post a few more artworks I made when i disappeared again throughout the week #kirby

[furious-blueberry0]

Wait, there are people who genuinely believe that Shin is a better written character than Reva?????

That girl barely is a character, let alone a good written one

Come on

#if y’all like her more power to you #but I cannot think of one aspect of her that actually makes her interesting #she literally only has the crazy eyes and the need of power #that’s boring as fuck bois #hope she’ll actually becomes something in the new season #because she’s as bland as white bread #like come on man #try a little #reva sevander #shin hati #star wars #really random thoughts

[italeteller]

Lately there's been a number of jujutsu kaisen anime-only fans who've been hyping Nobara up by comparing her to Sakura from Naruto

Now, I will never, ever go to bat for Kishimoto's writing of women, but credit where credit is due: at least he knew better than to kill his lead girl with an enemy his main guy had plot immunity against

#Das OP #jujutsu kaisen #naruto #spoilers #anime spoilers #nobara kugisaki #sakura haruno #like come on man #and then they reveal her backstory right as she's gonna die #come on. you can't go to bat for this

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

sometimes i rewatch regularpat's kh3 trailers video and im so glad that after Aqua Gets Norted i stopped watching them because they literally spoiled EVERYTHING

#TERRANORT AND LINGERING WILL??? SCALA AND THE FINAL WORLD??? FUCKING ZETTAFLARE??????? #LIKE COME ON MAN #gio talks

[blog-of-gourd]

its kinda in poor taste to show us a character whos poor and then spend like 20 minutes telling us shes poor cus shes stupid

#like come on man

[djmankiewics1996]

ah. well that's what i get for googling a character. my fault.

#homestar runner #not even four down. #like come on man