#Meat is environmentally friendly

[jenna-louise-jamie]

reblog to give your mutuals a heaping pink bowl of beef rice i guess

#shitpost #the title of this article just made me giggle #it's actually pretty interesting #“South Korean researchers have grown beef cells in rice grains in what they say is a major step toward achieving a sustainable #affordable and environmentally friendly source of protein that could replace farmed cattle for meat” #<- excerpt from the article

[dgspeaks]

Navigating the Ethical Terrain: Humans, Meat, and the Intricacies of Nature

In the ongoing discourse surrounding meat consumption, a pivotal argument emerges: the perceived cruelty associated with the act of eating animals. However, delving into the intricate fabric of the natural world prompts a reconsideration of this viewpoint. At the heart of this matter lies the undeniable reality that every organism, including humans, exists within a vast and interconnected…

View On WordPress

#Animal Welfare #balanced diet #Eco-Friendly Living #Environmental Impact #Ethical Eating #Ethical Food #Factory Farming #Historical Context #Holistic Choices #Interconnected Ecosystem #Meat Consumption #Natural Order #Omnivore Diet #Regenerative Farming #Sustainable Practices

[rita0605]

In the dynamic landscape of livestock production, the pursuit of efficient and sustainable methods to boost animal growth and optimize resource utilization has led to the emergence of Metalean, a groundbreaking herbal growth promoter poised to redefine industry standards.

Metalean represents a paradigm shift in the approach to livestock management, harnessing the potency of herbal ingredients to unlock unprecedented levels of performance and efficiency. Unlike conventional growth promoters, Metalean eschews synthetic compounds in favor of a natural formulation, aligning with the growing demand for eco-friendly and health-conscious agricultural practices.

Central to Metalean's allure is its ability to enhance Feed Conversion Ratio (FCR), carcass weight, and overall feed efficiency, thereby maximizing the return on investment for farmers while minimizing environmental impact. Through targeted modulation of metabolic processes, Metalean optimizes nutrient utilization, ensuring that every ounce of feed translates into tangible gains in animal growth and productivity.

Moreover, Metalean's herbal composition imbues it with a host of ancillary benefits, ranging from improved immune function to enhanced stress resilience in livestock. By bolstering the overall health and well-being of animals, Metalean fosters a robust and resilient farming ecosystem, reducing the reliance on antibiotics and other pharmaceutical interventions.

Beyond its tangible advantages, Metalean also offers a compelling narrative for consumers seeking transparency and traceability in their food choices. As awareness grows regarding the provenance and production methods of meat products, Metalean's natural and herbal profile resonates with discerning consumers, instilling confidence in the integrity and sustainability of the supply chain.

Furthermore, Metalean's role in promoting photogenic lean meat underscores its potential to elevate the visual appeal and marketability of meat products, catering to evolving consumer preferences for premium-quality, aesthetically pleasing food options.

Visit us - https://vinayakingredients.com/feed-additives-and-supplements-in-india/swine-feed-supplements-and-nutrition/metalean-protein-optimiser-for-swine/

#Livestock production #Herbal growth promoter #Sustainable agriculture #Feed efficiency #Animal nutrition #Natural supplements #Eco-friendly farming #Meat quality #Feed Conversion Ratio (FCR) #Environmental sustainability

[attheideality]

The Carbon Culprits: Unveiling Foods with the Highest Carbon Footprint

View On WordPress

#animal-based foods #carbon footprint #climate change #dairy products #dietary choices #eco-friendly alternatives #environmental impact #farming practices #food choices #food production #global warming #greenhouse gas emissions #locally sourced produce #plant-based foods #processed foods #red meat #seafood #sustainable agriculture #sustainable living #transportation #tropical fruits

[mactiir]

My sister-in-law is a vegan. And before you get weird about it, let me tell you I was at first too. My first question when my brother started dating her was, "Does she believe in like, modern medicine?" Because the general zeitgeist about vegans is that they are insane extremists who eat nothing but salad.

And my sister in law taught me single handedly that this is a propaganda lie.

Four years on, both me and my brother eat some type of plant-based diet, holidays are primarily vegan, and me and my sister in law have really interesting discussions-- ALWAYS initiated by me, not her -- about food ethics (cannibalism is oddly an favorite topic; she's pro, with consent, and I'm con, because prions) and environmentalism.

And I realize that the way she's swayed us to her philosophy is not through debate or preaching (she never brings up her diet unless asked or she wants to know if she'll eat an unknown food item) or judgment (never once has she even flinched about meat being eaten in her presence, although now that I'm veg-ish too I understand how uncomfortable it can be) but simply by being quietly warm, friendly, open, and by helping to cook the most incredible dishes I've ever had in my life for holiday dinner (credit also to my omnivore mother's plant based cooking). I actually like vegan food better than most omnivore food, which i never would have known if I'd just listened to the "haha-vegans-only-eat-rabbit food" teasing.

I'm not sure what I'm getting at except to observe: sometimes the best way to sway people is not through guilt, ultimatums, fear mongering, or debate. Sometimes the best way to sway people is through simply living your complete truth with a smile, by being kind yet uncompromising, and by introducing people to absolutely INCREDIBLE food. It's by connecting to people who aren't like you as a member of their community.

#veganism #Vegetarian #Ethics #Personal #Cw diet #cw cannibalism mention

[probablyasocialecologist]

The main effort in a process of planetary degrowth must be made by the countries of the industrialized North (North America, Europe, and Japan) responsible for the historical accumulation of carbon dioxide since the Industrial Revolution. They are also the areas of the world where the level of consumption, particularly among the privileged classes, is clearly unsustainable and wasteful. The “underdeveloped” countries of the Global South (Asia, Africa, and Latin America) where basic needs are very far from being satisfied will need a process of “development,” including building railroads, water and sewage systems, public transport, and other infrastructures. But there is no reason why this cannot be accomplished through a productive system that is environmentally friendly and based on renewable energies. These countries will need to grow great amounts of food to nourish their hungry populations, but this can be much better achieved—as the peasant movements organized worldwide in the Vía Campesina network have been arguing for years—by a peasant biological agriculture based on family units, cooperatives, or collectivist farms. This would replace the destructive and antisocial methods of industrialized agribusiness, based on the intensive use of pesticides, chemicals, and genetically modified organisms. Presently, the capitalist economy of countries in the Global South is rooted in the production of goods for their privileged classes—cars, airplanes, and luxury goods—and commodities exported to the world market: soya beans, meat, and oil. A process of ecological transition in the South, as argued by ecosocialists, would reduce or suppress this kind of production, and aim instead at food sovereignty and the development of basic services such as health care and education, which need, above all, human labor, rather than more commodities.

Michael Löwy, Nine Theses on Ecosocialist Degrowth

#ecosocialism #degrowth #decolonisation #global south

[zerofuckingwaste]

Easy zero waste tip no. 3: Know your R's

Refuse: If you don't acquire the thing that will become waste in the first place, it won't produce further waste. Simple enough. Refuse that which you do not need. Example: All that cute stuff on that Buzzfeed article? You don't need it. Don't even click the link.

Reduce: If you need something, get the minimum. Note that this doesn't mean the cheapest option- it means the most effective and environmentally friendly option. Example: Instead of buying disposable razors, or a razor with changeable heads, try out a safety razor. Instead of using plastic toothbrushes, try out bamboo, and instead of toothpaste in disposable tubes, try out some toothpaste bits. Instead of buying chicken breasts for one thing and chicken broth for another, get a whole chicken and learn to butcher its meat, and make broth from the skin and bones.

Reuse: This means both being mindful of purchases, so you're only buying things that are reusable whenever possible (Example: use beeswax wrap instead of saran wrap), and repurposing things you've already bought (Example: use those little Oui yogurt containers to start seeds for your garden).

Recycle: Find out what your local recycling program actually recycles, and be mindful. Aluminum is a safe bet most of the time, as is paper/cardboard; but plastics, most of the time, are a dud, so try to refuse, reduce, and reuse plastic whenever possible so you don't even need to worry about recycling it. This also refers to donation- that's another valid way to recycle things!

Rot: If you have a yard, start a compost pile! Just try to get a 50/50 balance of food scraps to brown matter (paper, dry leaves, etc). If you have a freezer, you can stick a container in there to act as a compost thing until you can bring it to a compost facility, such as a local garden, or farm. If you don't have the ability to do either of these things, then you can see if there's a subscription compost service in your area (I used CompostNow for ages, they're great).

Understanding these five principles, and looking at them in this order, can make things easier. Next time you're buying something, or about to throw something away, consider which of these might allow you to reduce your waste output in the future.

#zero waste #sustainability #anti consumerism #anti consumption #eco friendly #sustainable #environment #five r's #refuse reduce reuse recycle rot #reduce reuse recycle #recycle #ecofriendly #recycling #compost #composting

[sidewalkchemistry]

‘When scientists like me advocate for healthy and environmentally-friendly eating, it’s often said we’re sitting in our ivory towers promoting something financially out of reach for most people. This study shows it’s quite the opposite. These diets could be better for your bank balance as well as for your health and...the planet.’

Oxford University research has today revealed that, in countries such as the US, the UK, Australia and across Western Europe, adopting a vegan, vegetarian, or flexitarian diet could slash your food bill by up to one-third.

🌱 🌼 ✨ 🌱 🌼 ✨ 🌱 🌼 ✨

It found that in high-income countries:

Vegan diets were the most affordable and reduced food costs by up to one third.

Vegetarian diets were a close second.

Flexitarian diets with low amounts of meat and dairy reduced costs by 14%.

By contrast, pescatarian diets increased costs by up to 2%.

#txt #veganism #solarpunk #food centric herbalism #sustainability #vegan #plant based lifestyle #holistic leveling up #leveling up #environmentalism #animal liberation #animal exploitation #adulting #finances #that girl #green juice girl #glow up #mindful consumption #mindful living #mindfulness #consumerism #ethical consumption #yeahhhh I've never known anyone to find it more expensive. it really seems a huge misconception #earth stewardship #today i learned #sidewalkchemistry

[vegandalist]

Non-vegans often defend their choices by saying that they eat "local meat".

Not even taking into account that plant-based foods are still much more environmentally friendly, they think they're in the best place to be a farmed animal. That all that horrible footage they don't want to see is taken somewhere else, far away. That the actually polluting parts of the process are only applicable to some foreign countries they probably couldn't name on a map.

It's not like that at all.

This animal abuse is happening here and now, all around the world. And most of the time they have the ability to make choices that affect the world around them every day.

#tw animal death mention #tw animal abuse #tw animal cruelty #vegan #vegans #veganism #values and philosophy #veganlife #go vegan #vegan for the animals #vegan for the planet #vegandalist's posts #animals

[transwolvie]

People would genuinely rather envision a future where everyone eats lab grown meat and.... who knows what happens to the farm animals and deer and shit, actually, they really never say...... a future where everyone is disconnected from the natural food chain and relies on technology that is likely patented by a bunch of companies.... this is what people think is somehow more environmentally friendly and "humane" than imagining a future where people feed themselves from small, locally owned farms or from local hunting that are run by people who understand the local ecosystem. It's really bullshit and it's painfully white.

#tomi talks

[animentality]

yeah I know animal rights activists/environmentalists are against the use of real fur in making coats and scarves and bags and shit, but I can't help but wonder if it's actually more environmentally friendly to have a biodegradable coat over a plastic fake fur coat.

do we really need more plastic products?

fur farms might suck but if you're out hunting caribou and you eat the meat and sell the fur, I mean, I think that's better for the environment than making plastic fur products that will be around forever.

that being said, the fur look is ugly anyway.

we should all wear hemp.

[headspace-hotel]

Bums me out that people are being so combative with you about dairy and ethical farming. The overwhelming majority of examples of inhumane practices are coming from huge factory farms and it’s like yes, we agree! Industrial farming is bad! Let’s seek out ways to decrease the negative impacts and find alternatives!

If your goal as a vegan is to reduce animal cruelty and environmental impact, can’t we talk about harm reduction? It’s much better for the environment, for the animals, and for people to source their food locally from small farmers using sustainable and humane practices. And as much as you may hate industrial farming, I do believe that consumer advocacy in buying free range eggs, grass fed and organic meats, etc has resulted in improved quality of life for those animals relative to before those things were popular.

You will not be very effective advocating for change if you reject all incremental improvements for not being perfect enough.

the problem is that there are too many people whose only relationship with the agricultural system is "consumer of a product" and when you say things like "buying locally grown food from small farmers" they are thinking of it like. "Buy Product with the veneer of being more environmentally friendly, when it's probably just as bad"

no I mean we should be able to go to a farmer's market and talk to the guy who raised or grew that food. I mean keeping goats and chickens in your back yard and growing your own garden, and giving eggs to all your neighbors. I mean community gardens where everyone helps nurture and grow their own food and watches the plants that will feed them physically emerge from the ground. I mean food forests. i mean People Coming Together Within Their Own Communities to produce food for the community.

we were part of an ecosystem long before we were part of an economy

[rita0605]

Metalean: A Promising Photogenic Lean Meat Growth Promoter

In the realm of livestock production, the quest for efficient and sustainable methods to enhance meat quality and yield has led to groundbreaking innovations. Among these, Metalean emerges as a noteworthy contender, heralding a new era in the domain of lean meat growth promotion.

Metalean distinguishes itself as a photogenic lean meat growth promoter, harnessing the power of herbal components to optimize various facets of livestock development. This herbal growth promoter offers a multifaceted approach, aiming not only to enhance lean meat production but also to improve Feed Conversion Ratio (FCR), carcass weight, and overall feed efficiency.

One of the key advantages of Metalean lies in its natural composition, which aligns with the growing consumer demand for sustainable and eco-friendly agricultural practices. By leveraging herbal extracts, Metalean sidesteps the pitfalls associated with synthetic growth promoters, offering a safe and environmentally conscious solution for livestock farmers.

Furthermore, the efficacy of Metalean in enhancing FCR, carcass weight, and feed efficiency underscores its potential to revolutionize livestock management practices. Through optimized nutrient utilization and metabolic processes, Metalean empowers farmers to achieve higher yields with reduced resource inputs, thereby promoting economic viability and environmental sustainability.

Beyond its tangible benefits, Metalean also holds promise as a catalyst for innovation in the livestock industry. Its photogenic properties not only enhance the visual appeal of meat products but also cater to evolving consumer preferences for aesthetically pleasing food options.

Visit us - https://vinayakingredients.com/feed-additives-and-supplements-in-india/swine-feed-supplements-and-nutrition/metalean-protein-optimiser-for-swine/

#Livestock production #Herbal growth promoter #Sustainable agriculture #Feed efficiency #Animal nutrition #Natural supplements #Eco-friendly farming #Meat quality #Feed Conversion Ratio (FCR) #Environmental sustainability

[ms-hells-bells]

the second I read this article and its complete nonsense arguments and deceptive study citing, I knew this "expert" was part of the agro industry.

Sure enough, just googling her name shows that not only is she a dairy farmer, she's part of multiple agro funded groups.

Its embarrassing that a news organisation doesn't even bother to disclose biases as a footnote to opinion pieces.

[zinger-begonia]

How to collect & use kitchen grey water to conserve water and water your garden all at once!

1. Soap* up/scrub your dishes:

2. Put a big pot in your sink:

3. Start rinsing your dishes:

4. Mmmm, dirty dish water**:

5. Let cool a bit if you used very hot water, then water plants of your choice***:

Do look up the grey water regulations in your area, at least so you know them. Read up a bit more on greywater systems. This may or may not be legal in your area, but understanding why it is or isn't can help you decide how to safely incorporate water reuse into your life.

One of the common big ones is that your not allowed to just let the water sit there, or pool on the ground. A common tactic is to divert the water below the surface of the soil, which can be accomplished easily. Some people don't want you to use kitchen grey water because of concerns around bacterial contamination from raw meat, etc, so consider how you're going to deal with that.

* don't use chlorine or borax (I don't know anyone who does for dishes, but you can't be sure on the internet). If you're quite concerned about your soap, get one that's labeled environmentally friendly or whatever.

** I'm a vegan so I don't have to worry about this, but if you're not, make sure you don't use waste water from dishes that had contact with raw meat or eggs. Because of potential bacterial contamination.

*** soap is basic, so don't water acid-loving plants with this. Never allow the water to pool for any length of time. Here you can see that I'm watering a cucurbit, which are thirsty plants that appreciate extra nutrients.

#solarpunk #practical solarpunk #solarpunk gardening #permaculture #greywater #graywater #the punk is because this isn't technically legal #but they also didn't make a law here specifically targeting this method #;) #water conservation #sustainable vegan #vegan gardening #vegan solarpunk

[underworld-park-offical]

TWEEK: Okay

TWEEK: You

TWEEK: Mister

TWEEK: Tinfoil

TWEEK: Hat

TWEEK: Guy

KENNY: Stan

TWEEK:  What

KENNY: His names Stan

TWEEK: Okay

TWEEK: Cool

TWEEK: I'm not gonna remember that

TWEEK: You said you had

TWEEK: Like

TWEEK: A bunker

TWEEK: Right?

STAN: Yeah

CRAIG: Dog shit covered ahhh barn 💀

TWEEK: Why is he saying Skull emoji out loud

TOLKIEN: Not even WE know at this point

KYLE: We gotta get him to stop that

KYLE: It's more annoying than KYLE: ….Whatever….. Stan's got going on

CRAIG: Omg not you slandering me 💀

CRAIG: Don't even rn you look like the Goodwill shat you out

KYLE: Fuck you

KYLE: You know that Supreme hoodie isn't even real Supreme, right?

CRAIG: Lmao what

CRAIG: Me when I lie

KYLE: Nonononono

KYLE: Look look look

KYLE: It says “Souprem”

KYLE: It's fake merch dude

KYLE: Its as fake as those fucking yeezys

CRAIG: ….

KYLE: …Dude?

CRAIG: No that's my other hoodie

KYLE: Are you fucking serious

KYLE: You aren't even rich stop acting like you are

CRAIG: Nuh uh

KYLE: FUCK YOU MEAN NUH UH????

TOLKIEN: Kyle, just give it up

TOLKIEN: Trying to convince Craig he isn't rich is like trying to convince a toddler to wipe their own ass

TOLKIEN: It's not worth it

CLYDE: …. CLYDE: Why do I feel like that was directed towards me?

TOLKIEN: Because It was, Clyde

CLYDE: OH COME ON I WASH MY OWN ASS

TOLKIEN: NO THE FUCK YOU DO NOT YOU SMELL LIKE A TACO BELL CLYDE: FUCK YOU CLYDE: AT LEAST TWEEK LIKES ME TOLKIEN: OH SURE SURE SURE TOLKIEN: TWEEK DOESN'T ACTUALLY LIKE YOU TOLKIEN: THERE'S NO WAY SOMEONE LIKE TWEEK WOULD BE STUPID ENOUGH TO GO AFTER YOU, YOU FUCKING TESTOSTERONE FUELED SHITSTAN

CLYDE: THANK YOU FOR ACKNOWLEDGING I'M TRANS BUT FUCK YOU FOR INSULTING ME

TOLKIEN: YOU’RE VERY WELCOME, FUCK YOU TOO

CLYDE: YOU KNOW WHAT?? I BET YOU 30 BUCKS I CAN PULL IN TWEEK WITH MY MANLY AWESOMENESS

TOLKIEN: I BET YOU A MILLION DOLLARS YOU CAN'T

CLYDE: FINE

TOLKIEN: FINE

CLYDE: LETS FUCKING GO

CLYDE: I'LL ASK OUT TWEEK AND IT'LL BE THE MOST ROMANTIC THING EVER

STAN: Hmmm

STAN: At my barn we could like

STAN: Use my dad and my sister

STAN: As like

STAN: Food

KYLE: Dude no

KYLE: I am not resorting to cannibalism

CARTMAN: Kahl, you’ve eaten animals, that's basically like eating people

KYLE: Okay mr “forty big macs in one day”

CARTMAN: Uhm, actually they're vegan chicken patties KYLE

CARTMAN: ALSO did you just ASSUME my GENDER????

CARTMAN: YOU ARE GETTING C A N C E L L E D

CARTMAN: I WANT A TEAR RIDDEN UKELELE FILLED APOLOGY RIGHT NOW

KYLE: Oh my GODDDDD

KENNY: Actually studies show that most human meat is similar taste wise to chicken

CRAIG: I thought it was pork

CRAIG: Like

CRAIG: Deadass

CRAIG: Like pigs

CRAIG: Like deadass pigs

KENNY: We know what pork is CRAIG 

STAN: Yeah

STAN: So we’re fucking set

CARTMAN: Uhhh no thanks, i’d rather be one with the animals and eat dirt and hay

STAN: We don't even have animals

CARTMAN: I’ll just eat the weed then

STAN: What

KENNY: What

KYLE: What

CRAIG: LMAOOOOOOO IM DEADDDDDDD 💀 💀 💀 

CARTMAN: What???

CARTMAN: It's like eating catnip

CARTMAN: Besides its environmentally friendly

STAN: What's your source

CARTMAN: Wikipedia

STAN: Ooooof course it is

STAN: The internets lying to you, you know

CARTMAN: Fuck off, Stan, Queermo

STAN: IM TELLING THE TRUTH HERE

TWEEK: HhhhuGiyhvfdeiohjd

TWEEK: OKay

TWEEK: Cool

TWEEK: We’re set on a TOTALLY ANONYMOUS LOCATION

TWEEK: Awesome

TWEEK: Great

TWEEK: Dandy even!

TWEEK: Everyone

TWEEK: Lets hold hands

CRAIG: I am not touching Clydes fucking shitstained hands

TWEEK: Fine

TWEEK: I’ll hold Clyde's hand

TOLKIEN: Why do you wanna touch Clydes hands thats fucking nasty

CRAIG: For real

CRAIG: Preach 🙏🙏🙏

TWEEK: I don't care

TWEEK: It's just for a bit TWEEK: I can wash my own hands afterwards

CRAIG: EWWWW FAGS

CLYDE: Aww… really?? :D

TWEEK: Fine

TWEEK: Sure

TWEEK: Whatever

CLYDE: Nobody other than Tolkien has wanted to hold my hand before! :DD

TOLKIEN: Was that before or after I figured out you don't wash your hands

TWEEK: Who else is fine with

TWEEK: Touching Clyde

CRAIG: Stop making me have gay thoughts, Playboi Carti

TWEEK: What

TWEEK: I don't

TWEEK: I'm not

TWEEK: Just

TWEEK: Hold hands

TWEEK: You all have socks on

TWEEK: I think

TWEEK: So it's not gay

CARTMAN: Uhm erm erm erm

CARTMAN: Actually

CARTMAN: That's a homophobic statement

TWEEK: CRAIG SAID A FUCKING SLUR?????????

TWEEK: WHAT???????

TWEEK: IM TWEEK: HUH TWEEK: WHAT TWEEK: OKAY

TWEEK: JUST TWEEK: JUST HOLD HANDS TWEEK: STOP MAKING THIS HARDER FOR ME

CLYDE: Wow

CLYDE: I forgot CLYDE: What holding hands felt like

KYLE: Woah

KYLE: This reminds me of the first episode of My Little Pony

KYLE: Where

KYLE: Twilight and her friends

KYLE: Find the friendship trinkets or whatever

KYLE: And they reverse the curse on them that turns them into stone

KYLE: And they used them to like

KYLE: Defeat Nightmare Moon

KYLE: Turning her back into Princess Luna

KENNY: That was so fucking gay

KENNY: I feel like I'm gonna vomit rainbows because of you

CARTMAN: Kenny stop being homophobic

CARTMAN: I will cancel you again

KENNY: Fuck off I know that blue hair you wear online is a wig

CARTMAN: BITCH-

TWEEK: SHUT UP

TWEEK: ALL OF YOU TWEEK: MY SATAN

TWEEK: CAN YOU ALL GO LIKE TWEEK: TWO MINUTES WITHOUT FIGHTING AND OR DEGRADING EACH OTHER

KENNY: ….

CARTMAN: …. KYLE: …..

LITERALLY EVERYONE: …..

CRAIG: Slllaaa-

TOLKIEN: Dont

TOLKIEN: Just

TOLKIEN: Do not

TOLKIEN: Actually, you’ve lost speaking privileges

CRAIG: 😡

TWEEK: Alright

TWEEK: Is

TWEEK: Is everyone holding hands

CRAIG: yeah its like Kumbaya frfr

TOLKIEN: Stop talking

TWEEK: Okay

TWEEK: Alakazam

TWEEK: Alakazane

TWEEK: Im sending you off this mortal plane

KYLE: Wait wha-

CRAIG: Like And Subscribe! Like And Subscribe! Like And Subscribe! Like And Subscribe! Like And Subscribe!

KENNY: Yoooo

CRAIG: Like and Share! Like and Share! Like and Share!

TOLKIEN: Haaaaa

TOLKIEN: What

TOLKIEN: Was that

TWEEK: Magic Trick

TOLKIEN: What

TWEEK: Hey you have a lot of free time when you live in a dumpster

CRAIG: Copy link! Copy link! Copy link! Copy link! Copy link! Copy link!

TOLKIEN: Whatever, please for the sake of our brain cells, never do that again

KENNY: I dunno

KENNY: I thought that was pretty cool

CRAIG: Kombucha? I LLLOOOVVVEEE KOMBUCHA! Kombucha? I LOVE KOMBUCHA Kombucha? I LOVE KOMBUCHA Kombucha? I LOVE KOMBUCHA

TWEEK: Alright

TWEEK: Humans

TWEEK: Freaks

TWEEK: Whatever your names are

TWEEK: Get in the fucking barn

TWEEK: Now, quoting the safety psas from Estella,

TWEEK: Don't open the door for strangers, Don’t investigate any random noises, don't take any offers from strange men in white vans, don't help anyone, if anyone says they're friends of your parents do not trust them

TWEEK: And for goodness sake,

TWEEK: USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM

CRAIG: I'm addicted to Takis! I'm addicted to Takis! I'm addicted to Takis! I'm addicted to Takis!

STAN: One, what are we, five?

STAN: Second

STAN: It's a backup bunker, not  a barn

TWEEK: WHATEVER! JUST- GET IN

TWEEK: DO YOU WANNA LIVE OR NOT????

STAN: No

TWEEK: …

STAN: …

TWEEK: ….

STAN: ….

TWEEK: ….

TWEEK: O….

TWEEK: Kay…..

TWEEK: Just…..

TWEEK: Get in the barn

STAN: Fineeeee

STAN: Whatever

STAN: Fuck you

CRAIG: [ Gotta sleep in fucking pig shit this sucks fuck this ]

CLYDE: Hey

CLYDE: Hey CLYDE: Hey Tweek

TWEEK: Arrrghhh…What….

CLYDE: Do

CLYDE: Do you

CLYDE: Do you think

CLYDE: Do you think we CLYDE: Do you

CLYDE: Do you think we could

CLYDE: Maybe

CLYDE: Like

CLYDE: Go to like

CLYDE: Dennys

CLYDE: After this???

TWEEK: Whats

TWEEK: What's Dennys?

CLYDE: Oh

CLYDE: Uh

CLYDE: Maybe we could like

CLYDE: Go to Olive Garden then?

TWEEK: What

TWEEK: What's an olive?

TWEEK: And

TWEEK: And what's a Garden?

CLYDE: …

CLYDE: Oh you poor

CLYDE: Sweet

CLYDE: Summer child

CLYDE: You know what

CLYDE: I'm gonna take you to the Olive Garden

CLYDE: And you're gonna have the time of your fucking life

TWEEK: Uh

TWEEK: O

TWEEK: OKAY?????

CLYDE: Alright

CLYDE: I’ll see you there babe

TWEEK: Uh

TWEEK: UHHH

TWEEK: WHAT

TWEEK: DID YOU JUST CALL ME BABE TWEEK: WHAT???

TOLKIEN: Don’t fall for that shit

TOLKIEN: He doesn't wash his hands

TOLKIEN: Or his ass

TWEEK: Why's that relevant?

TOLKIEN: IT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING?????

TWEEK: CHILL OUT IT'S NOT THAT BAD

TOLKIEN: YES IT IS??????

TWEEK: …Whatevs

TOLKIEN: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS????

(edits made by @pissblanket)

#craigfluencer #craig tucker #hellpark #south park #south park edits #southpark #sp #underworld park #underworld park tweek #underworld park pip #underworld park clyde #underworld park tolkien #underworld park kyle #underworld park kenny #underworld park stan #underworld park cartman #blue_haired_cartman #underworld park thomas #underworld park estella #underworld park gregory