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fabricated-misslieness · 10 months
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ᴘᴀɪʀɪɴɢ: miles morales x hispanic male reader (featuring my accent)
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ꜱᴜᴍᴍᴀʀʏ: you're speaking spanish and he can hardly understand.
ʀᴇ𝐐: no ~ ᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ: 635 ~ established relationship
ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢꜱ: swearing, kissing, miles sitting on your lap
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ᴍᴀʏʙ'ꜱ ɴᴏᴛᴇ: if i miss any tildes just know im not a man who paid attention to his tilde classes and also the difference between por que and porque and when they have tildes (dont think too hard about the wingdings)
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Was it wrong to admire him? Maybe it was, you didn't know; staring at strangers was wrong, but this was your boyfriend.
Miles had an effect on you. You couldn't quite name it, especially not when he asked. You just knew it had you staring, staring at his wide smiles or his expressive eyebrows or how he looks like when he's focused on drawing. You often stared when he wasn't looking, but when he was, when he returned your gaze, offered you an automatic smile, raised a teasing brow, you couldn't help but to kiss him.
But, for now, you were just looking, admiring. You could only imagine how dopey you looked right now. It's probably hilarious.
"E'te man me tiene loco." (This man drives me crazy.)
"What?"
You shake yourself out of your stupor, "Nothin'. Keep drawin'."
"No, no, dijistes algo." ((you) said something.)
"Ahahaa, no." You try to laugh it off, but Miles can see in the way that you tense up that he's right.
"Mira yo se que me mientes." He lifts himself off his seat, pointing a finger at you. (Look, I know you're lying to me.)
You cringe internally at the fact he didn't pronounce his r correctly but continue on. You raise your hands in feigned surrender, "No sé de que me 'tas hablando." (I don't know what you're talking to me about.)
"Me 'tas? Metas?" The confusion was visible on his face, which was frankly adorable, "Like goals?"
"No, mi amor," Miles sits himself down on your lap–so casually–and you take the opportunity to wrap your arms around him. The normality of it makes you relax again. "I mean to say, "me estas", but because of my accent, I cut out the "es"."
"So just say "me estas"." He replied, like it was that simple.
You roll your eyes, "I don't think about the way I say things all the time, you know. Just like how you forgot to roll your r's."
"I did not!" He shouts, pretending like he's offended.
"Oh, but you did."
"Ok, mira, carrro," He exaggerates it for you, "carrrrrro." (Ok, look, carrr. carrrrrr.)
"Okay, okay, now remember it."
"Whatever." He scoffs, "You've been deflecting."
"Have I?" You bring a hand up to fiddle with the unshaven hair at the back of his neck in the hope of distracting him.
"Yes." He digs his accusatory finger into your chest, turning the tables on you and your criticism of his shit Spanish. "Ey, stop trying to distract me."
You don't drop the hand but you stop playing with his hair, "Lo siento." (I'm sorry.)
"Dime lo que dijistes." (Tell me what you said.)
"Dijiste." You correct.
With a groan, he says it correctly. "Dijiste."
"Dijequemetienesloco." You say fast. It was a bit embarrassing to admit it, even with the many times that he's caught you staring.
Combined with his bad Spanish and how fast you said it, Miles did not understand a single word. "Dijek met ien lowcou." (👎︎♓︎🙰♏︎❑︎◆︎♏︎❍︎♏︎⧫︎♓︎♏︎■︎♏︎⬧︎●︎□︎♍︎□︎)
"What language are you speaking?"
"That's what you said." He laughs. "But seriously the curiosity is killing me!"
"Fine..."
He fiddles in your lap excitedly as he anticipates your words.
"Me tienes loco." (You drive me crazy.)
They were simple words but he didn't understand them. "I have you crazy? Do I drive you mad? Do you think I'm that annoying?"
Stuck in your own embarrassment, you ignore his rambling and begin your own, "I mean I actually said "Este man me tiene loco" but you know it's practically the same thing and you'd complain about me calling you man porque it's so impersonal and–" (This man drives me crazy.)
Meanwhile he's over here still trying to figure it out, until, "Wait it's "You make me crazy!". Ohhh."
You prepare yourself for teasing but are instead met with a soft little kiss.
"I drive you crazy, huh?" Miles smiles one of those smiles you always adore.
"Yes." There would be teasing later, you were sure of it, but for now you relished in kissing him. You couldn't have enough of him.
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mxmollusca · 2 years
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Steve Harvey: Rhys, "passed away" is a nice way of saying someone died. Name a not so nice way. Rhys Darby: I'd like to say, carked it. Steve Harvey: ... Rhys Darby: You know, as in, "What happened to that guy?" "Oh, he's carked it." Steve Harvey: He's cocked it? Rhys Darby: He's carked it. Steve Harvey: What a minute... Rhys Darby: Well, 'cause it's short for "carcass". Carcass? Fleur Saville: It's got an "r" in it. David Farrier: Yeah, carrrked. Fleur Saville: Carked it. Steve Harvey: Oh. Carked? Rhys, David, and Fleur all talking over each other: Carked it carked it carrrked carrr carked it Steve Harvey: What the hell's going on? Samba Schutte: I need subtitles for these guys sometimes too.
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He's so pleased with himself.
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class-1b-bull · 10 months
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Class 1-b as random things me and my friends have said to eachother!
I tried to get everyone multiple times but some characters got more than others </3
There is a lot of cussing, name calling and mentions of virginity but dats about it. Plus a brief mention of drug dealing.
:] :] :]
Manga- BRO! IS THIS THE BOKU NO HERO ACADEMIA ULTRA ANYLISIS BOOK THAT LETS YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT THE CHARACTERS, THEIR QUIRKS, AND THEIR RELATIONS WITH OTHER CHARACTERS FROM THE SAME SERIES?! PUBLISHED BY HORIKOSHI, THE AUTHOR OF BOKU NO HERO ACADEMIA, HIMSELF?!?!
Bondo- uh yea?
Manga- i knew you were cringe but a virgin? Do better man.
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Sen- WHERE THE FUCK IS CTRL+Z?!?!?
Awase- ctrl z dosent work on tattoos actually..
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Kuroiro - the atoms will align because im hot like that. *runs straight into a wall*
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Kamakiri - the riddle isnt that fucking hard your just dumb as shit.
Kosei - can I give them a hint?
Kamakiri - no, fuck you.
Awase - you had to high expectations for me and tokage when making this riddle.
Kamakiri - I litterally looked up riddles for kids.
Tokage - well im obviously not a kid so that probably why I cant figure it out..
Kosei - can I pleasssseeeeeee give them a hint.
Kamakiri - fine whatever.
Kosei - ASS!!
Kamakiri - you know what? Actually... shut the fuck up!
Kosei - its a good hint!
Kamakiri - no the fuck its not.
Rin - no actually thats a great hint. Want me to demonstrate?
Awase - what is there to demonstrate???
*litterally 3 1/2 hours later*
Tokage - WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DOES ASS HAVE TO DO WITH THE MOON?!?!??!
AWASE - FUCKING MOONING!!!!!
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Kendo - just letting you know, your a great friend. And I really care about you.
Kodai - being nice to me wont change the fact that your ass at mario cart.
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Shiozaki - *running up to kendo full sprint* hey um- quick question, could jesus do a kick flip? SPECIFICALLY with the kids hello kitty skatebord that crack dealer tried to sell us...
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Shishida - I dont like gossip but I thought I should let you know that monoma thinks your a drug dealer...
Kosei - why? Is he a cop?
Shishida - no but-
Kosei - is he buyin?
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Shoda - *crying in a voice message to the class b group chat* I just got into a car wreak and the cop had to pull me out of my carrr *loud as sniff* while fucking doja cat was talking about sucking dick... and it was really embarrassing. Oh! And I broke my leg I guess but whatever.
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Pony - Want my autograph? Too fuckin bad bitch! Im Beyonce type famous now I dont have TIME for your annoying ass.
Kodai - what happened?
Komori - she got 15 likes on a tumblr post.
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Tetsutetsu - MEN CAN LACTATE?!?!?!
Kosei - *loudly starts playing carless whisper in the distance*
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Kamakiri - shut the fuck up I only came over to your house to watch madoka magica and pet your cat now where the fuck is kitty kitty bang bang?!
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Honenuki - hand.
...
Honenuki - HAND!
Kuroiro - TAKE ME TO DINNER FIRST?! I aint ready for that kind of commitment man.
Honenuki - if you dont let me finish painting you nails I am going to kill your cat.
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Bondo - *crying while eating pretzels* he really did crank that soulja boy...
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Monoma - statistics show that I am better than you at litterally everything so riddle me this? If I am so fucking awesome why do I cry myself to sleep every night?!
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Reiko - that toddler is so fucking metal..
Like get it bitch. Tell your mom to fuck off for putting you in time out. Girlboss shit.
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Rin - that kid is litterally me.
Kosei - *earth shattering scream and falls off ceiling*
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Shiozaki - so is everyone that does crack jesus or just your mom?
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Shoda - thats a nice fucking rock...
Kodai - please dont fuck the rock...
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Awase - WTF WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEYRE NOT REAL?!
Rin - awase why would sen have a LIVE jellyfish inside of a lava lamp...
Awase - he would if he wasent a beta cuck.
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Pony - if I give you $20 can you draw the dude from highschool musical pregnant? Its for my cousins birthday.
Manga - first of all what the actual fuc-
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Shiozaki - believe it or not. But being a man. Ok? And sucking another mans dick. BEFORE MARRIAGE. Hear me out on this one... Is slightly againt the great lord above.
Kodai - jesus?
Reiko - no, ace ventura: pet detective.
...
Reiko - specifically after he climbed out of the rinos ass, naked.
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Sen - bro what even is this? Its low key ugly as fuck.
Rin - thats litterally me...
Sen - daymn *sticks photo in pants* ANYWAYS-
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Shishida - I get everyone is trying to stay calm but twerking to the fire alarm wont stop the fire!
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Rin - cute dogs!
Kosei - *lifting his foot* thanks I moisturize~
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Pony - i knew something was wrong with you when you laughed at my joke but not in the 'I watched mean girls' type of way.
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Komori - *walking around the house frantically*
Reiko - we would be out the door already if you didnt kiss all of your plants goodbye..
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Awase - I couldn't even hear that because me and kosei were talking about how hot she was.
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*Rin buddled up in like 20 blankets in front of a fire place*
Kosei - hot girl shit. *dives into the pile and face plants right into his balls.*
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Manga - can I eat your knees tall man?
Bondo - no thanks.
Manga - what if I asked in a uwu voice?
Bondo - still no.
Manga - daymn... alpha male type shit.
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Rin - you realize i am a dude right?
Awase - guys can have long hair?
Sen - of course they can have long hair dipshit.
Kosei - who cares if rin used to be a girl?! Hes a guy now and thats all that matters!
Rin - no I was always a guy...
Kosei - its ok man :D ill always be your friend <3
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dianawinchester03 · 30 days
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Season 1, Episode 8 - Bugs
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Third Person POV
Currently outside of a bar in Oklahoma. Sam is sitting on the bonnet of the Impala reading the news paper. The title, "Local Death a Medical Mystery". Whilst Y/N is on the car next to him, smoking a cigarette. Dean exits the bar laughing, holding up a wad of cash having just won it from hustling pool.
Sam and Y/N look over, Sam shakes his head and says "You know, we could get day jobs once in a while" He suggests. "Huntings our day job. And the pay is crap" Y/N snorts, taking a drag from her cigarette. "You're preaching to the choir girl but hustling pool? Credit card scams? It's not the most honest thing in the world guys" Sam says disapprovingly.
"Well, let's see" Dean starts, putting up his hands out to weigh the options. "Honest....fun and easy. It's no contest" He says sarcastically and Sam rolls his eyes chuckling. "Besides, we're good at it. It's what we were raised to do" Dean says. "Yeah, well, how we were raised was jacked" Y/N says ironically chuckling, dusting the ash from her bud on the ground.
"Right on man" Sam agrees, putting his hand up for a high-five, which she returns. "Yeah, says you two" Dean mutters counting the money, "We got a new gig or what?" Dean asks his brother. "Maybe" He says getting up from the impala and walks around to show Dean the papers as Y/N flicks her now burnt out cigarette to the side as Sam explains.
"Oasis Plains, Oklahoma. Not too far from here. A gas company employee. Dustin Burwash supposedly died from Creutzfeldt-Jakob." Sam says. "Huh?" Dean asks confused. "Human mad cow disease" Y/N indicates, getting up from the Impala herself and dusting her hands off.
"Mad cow...wasn't that in Oprah?" Dean asks. "You watch Oprah?" Sam asks him surprised and Dean looks down guiltily while Y/N laughs. "You get a car....and you get a car!" She exclaims, pointing to the air. "Everybody gets a carrr!" Sam adds, belting out in laughter as Dean grumbles embarrassed.
A grin slowly overtook his face when he looked at Y/N bubbling in a fit of laughter. Even if it was at him, she still looked damn cute smiling. "So this guy eats a bad burger. Why is it our kind of thing?" He goes back to the topic and they sober up from their laughing.
"Really though. Mad cow disease causes massive brain degeneration. It takes months, even years for the damage to appear. So how would it be our thing?" Y/N says, wiping some tears out of her eyes from her laughing. "This guy Dustin, sounds like his brain disintegrated in about an hour. Maybe less" Sam says.
"Okay, that's weird" Dean agrees and Y/N nods. "Yeah. Now it could be a disease. Or it could be something much nastier." Sam says. "Alright. Oklahoma!" Dean exclaims enthusiastically, going to the side of baby. "Man. Work work work. No time to spend my money" Dean says jokingly as he jumps in, while Sam and Y/N file in behind.
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Now outside of the Oklahoma Gas & Powell Co., the trio get out of Impala and approach a man. "Travis Weaver?" Sam asks the man. "Yeah, that's right" Travis confirms. "Are you the Travis who worked with Uncle Dusty?" Y/N asks sweetly. "Dustin never mentioned any nieces or nephews" Travis says suspiciously.
"This is actually my girlfriend" Dean pipes up, wrapping his arm around Y/N's shoulder, putting her closer. She cocks her eyebrows at him confused and he gives her a look that says 'follow my lead'. She smiles nodding, wrapping her arm around his side while Sam looks at the two of them with a slight smirk on his face.
"Well he sure mentioned you. He said you were the greatest" Y/N casually lies. "Oh, he did?" Travis smiles brightly. "Listen, we wanted to ask you, what exactly happened out there?" Dean asks. "I'm not sure. He fell in a sinkhole. I went to the truck to get some rope..and uh...by time I got back...." Travis explains, trailing off.
"What'd you see?" Y/N asks calmly. "Nothing. Just Dustin" Travis sighs, shaking his head. "No wounds or anything?" Sam asks. "Well, he was bleeding from his eyes and his ears, his nose. That's it" Travis says, partially disgusted. "So you think it could be this whole mad cow thing?" Dean asks.
"I don't know. That's what the doctors are saying" Travis shrugs. "But if it was, he would've acted strange beforehand like dementia, loss of motor control. You ever notice anything like that?" Sam asks and Travis shakes his head.
"Nah. No way. But then again if it wasn't some disease, what the hell was it?" He questions. "That's a good question" Dean says. "Can you tell us where this happened?" Y/N asks. "Yeah" Travis says and gives them the location.
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Sometime later they drive through the newly developing neighborhood, Oasis Plains Estates, where Dustin Burwash died mysteriously. Pulling up infront of the house where he fell in the sinkhole, they exit and walk towards it.
"Huh, what do you guys think?" Dean asks them as they approach the scene, the sink hole surrounded by caution tape. "I don't know, but if Travis was right, it happened pretty damn fast" Sam says as they dunk under the tape to get a closer look.
"So, what, some sort of creature chewed on his brain?" Dean asks, flashing his light into the whole and Y/N shakes her head. "No, there'd be an entry wound. Sounds like this thing worked from the inside" She states and they all stoop, peering at the hole which isn't too wide. "Looks like there's only room for one" Dean says, turning his light off and dunking back under the tape, away from the hole.
"You guys wanna flip a coin?" Dean asks, grabbing a rope to anchor them. "Dean, we have no idea what's down there" Sam says, looking over at him. "Alright, I'll go if you two are scared" Dean says. "Scared?" He adds teasingly and Y/N rolls her eyes. "Flip the damn coin" Sam says and Dean chuckles.
"Alright, call it in the air, chickens" Dean says and Sam catches the coin midair. "I'm going." Sam says determined. "I said I'd go" Dean says with a slight smirk on his face. "Oh for the love of god. I'll go!" She huffs, tired of their bickering. She grabs the rope and ties it around her waist. "You sure?" Dean asks concerned. "I'll be fine. Just don't drop me" She warns him. "Wouldn't dream of it" Dean smiles.
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After searching the sinkhole, Y/N found some dead beetles in the hole. Her and Sam are examining them while Dean drives. "So you found some beetles. In a hole in the ground. That's shocking, y/n/n" Dean says dryly, sarcasm dripping from his tone and she rolls her eyes. "She said there were no tunnels, no tracks. No evidence of any other kind of creature down there" Sam defends.
"You know, some beetles do eat meat. Usually it's dead meat but-" She explains but Dean cuts her off. "How many did you find down there?" He asks. "Ten" She answers. "It'd take a whole lot more than that to eat out some dudes brain" Dean says. "Well maybe there were more" Sam suggests.
"I don't know. Sounds like a stretch to me" Dean denies. "Well, we need more information on the area, the neighborhood. Whether something like this has ever happened before.." Y/N says and they notice Dean looking at a house decorated with balloons and a sign outside. "What?" Sam and Y/N ask in unison.
"I know a good place to start. I'm kinda hungry for a little barbecue, how bout you guys?" Dean says suggestively while Sam and Y/N look at him disapprovingly. "What? We can't talk to the locals?" Dean says feigning innocence. "And the free foods got nothing to do with it?" Y/N says dryly.
"Course not. I'm a professional" Dean denies failing to convince them. "Right" Sam remarks in the same tone as Y/N, flashing Dean his classic bitchface. "Ah whatever. I could eat" Y/N leans back as Dean pulls into an empty parking space in-front of the house hosting the barbecue.
"Atta girl" He smirks at her through the rearview mirror. Not missing the little blush overtaking her cheeks that she's trying to hide by looking out the window. Y/N bites her lips to stop the heat from rising in her face, hating the fact that a simple praise like that from Dean could make her heat up like a baked potato.
He smiles at her before they all exit the vehicle and walk up towards the house. Her heart jumps everytime he says that and she can't pinpoint why. Dean takes in the surroundings, feeling a bit uneasy. "Growing up in a place like this would freak me out" Dean says. "Why?" Y/N asks confused.
"The manicured lawns. 'How was your day, honey?'. I'd blow my brains out" Dean exaggerates. "There's nothing wrong with normal" Sam defends. "I'd take our families over normal anyday" Dean scoffs. "It doesn't seem that bad" Y/N shrugs and Dean looks at her surprised.
"You'd want this whole picket fence stuff?" He asks. "With the right person" She says honestly and he hides his little smile at the thought of Y/N in a minivan. "Nutcase" He snorts. "Asshat" She retorts, narrowing her eyes at him while Sam snickers.
Y/N couldn't help but wonder how it would be like to live a normal apple pie life. If she, Sam and Dean grew up together in Kansas rather than on the road. If their moms were still alive. Would they even be as close as they are right now? Would she be in school? What would she do as a career?
She's always loved music, her dad bought her a guitar for her 13th birthday, granted she hasn't played in a while but she knew if she picked up where she left off, she'd be fine.
Y/N knocks on the door and a middle aged man dressed formally answers. "Welcome" He says with a pleasant smile. "Is this the barbecue?" Dean smiles asking. "Yeah. Not the best weather but...I'm Larry Pike, the developer here" Larry introduces himself, putting his hand out to shake Deans, which he accepts.
"And you are...?" He asks. "Dean. This is Sam and Y/N" Dean answers, introducing the group as Larry takes Sam and Y/N's hands, shaking it. "Sam, Dean, Y/N. Good to meet you. So you three are interested in Oasis Plains?" He asks pleasantly as they nod and smile. "Yes, sir" Y/N says sweetly.
"Let me just say, we accept homeowners of any race, religion, color or...sexual orientation" Larry says and then Y/N realizes what he's getting at. Sam chuckles at this and Deans face drops. "They're brothers" Y/N clarifies holding back a laugh while Larry looks a bit embarrassed. "Yeah, we're actually the happy couple" Dean says, wrapping his arm around Y/N's shoulder, pulling her closer.
She smiles, going along with it and wraps her arm around his waist. Her heart starts beating quickly when his hands trail down her sides to the small of her back. "Sam is just here for the ride" She says clearing her throat. "Darn I apologize but great. Great. Come on in" Larry apologizes, welcoming them in.
Y/N lets go of Dean and walks in first, he slightly groans at the loss of contact but follows behind in. They all make way to the back yard. "You said you were the developer?" Sam asks Larry as they walk into the backyard, filled with people chatting, eating. The works at the barbecue.
"Eighteen months ago, I was walking this valley with my survey team. There was nothing here but scrub brush and squirrels" Larry begins to explain. "And you know what, we built such a nice place to live that I actually bought into it myself. This is our house" Larry gestures to the decorated backyard.
"We're the first family in Oasis Plains. This is my wife, Joanie" He introduces a middle ahead woman, who puts her hand out to shake Y/N. "Hi there" She says pleasantly. "Hi" Y/N says sweetly taking her hand and shaking it. She then shakes Sam and Deans hands. "Hi nice to meet you" She smiles at them.
"Sam, Dean and Y/N" Larry introduces the trio. "Sam" Sam says as he shakes Joanie's hand. "Pleasure" She says back. "Tell them how much you love the place, honey. And lie if you have to because I need to sell some houses." Larry jokes with his wife who smiles nodding. While the trio laughs.
"Boys and girl, if you'll excuse me" Larry politely excused himself before going back to greeting guests. "Don't let his salesman routine scare you. This really is a great place to live" Joanie reassures them. "Hi, I'm Lynda Bloome, head of sales" A brunette woman dressed in office attire introduces herself.
"Lynda was second to move in" Joanie says. "She's a very noisy neighbor though" She jokes before walking off and Lynda laughs, the trio chuckle at the response. "She's kidding, of course" Lynda assures them. "I take it you three are interested in becoming homeowners" Lynda smiles.
"Well- " Dean stutters. "Y-yeah, well-" Sam also stutters. "Well, let me just say, that we accept homeowners of any race, religion, color or...sexual orientation" Lynda says smiling, this time Sam's face drops and Dean chuckles. Y/N doesn't hide her laugh this round.
"Right. I'm gonna go talk to Larry. Okay honeys" Y/N says cheekily before smacking Sam and Deans asses firmly, giving them each a squeeze before sauntering away and swaying her hips. Dean looks at her stunned while Sam awkwardly clears his throat.
Y/N looks back to catch Dean staring and flashes him a quick wink. Deans heart leaps at the way she walks, swaying her hips. Not to mention the wink, he could've melted right there. Which made him wonder, did he have feelings for her? Sure, she's hot.
God she's beautiful but even if he did have feelings for her, she couldn't possibly feel the same way. He chooses to suppress them rather than bring them to light and screwup his friendship with her.
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"You got three choices: Carpet, Hardwood and Tile" Larry lists the options of flooring to Y/N as the walk down the stairs of his house. She notices a jar with some insects next to the lamp and vase at the bottom of the stairs onto of a table.
"Woah. Someone likes bugs" She jokes. "My son. He's into insects. He's very inquisitive" Larry says trying to sound enthusiastic but Y/N can sense the disapproval in his tone. "Hmm" She says before going back to the tour.
Meanwhile outside Sam and Dean are getting an earful about the house by Lynda. "Who can say no to a steam shower? I use mine everyday" Lynda says and Deans eyebrows quirk up at this. "Sounds great" Sam forces a smile but seems uninterested.
"Honestly I could do with a steam shower" Dean chuckles awkwardly making Sam side eye him. Sam notices near Lynda's hand that's resting in the picnic table next to her as she speaks, a spider is slowing crawling up to it. He nudges Dean who was checking out a blonde mom that was passing by, indicating him about the tarantula.
Deans face drops and he causally but abruptly ends the conversation, "Excuse me" He says with a tight smile, putting his hand on Lynda's shoulder "Uh okay" Lynda says awkwardly before walking away. Sam leans down on the table and scoops the spider up into his hand gently.
Dean remembers seeing a boy laughing when the spider was crawling up to Lynda's hand and points towards him. Sam nods and they make way towards the boy. "Is this yours?" Sam asks and the boy's face drops. "You gonna tell my dad?" The boy asks, taking his spider back from Sam's hand.
"I don't know. Who's your dad?" Dean asks a bit roughly and the boy chuckles ironically. "Yeah. Larry usually skips me in the family introductions" The boy says a bit irritated. "Ouch. The first name basis with the old man sounds pretty grim" Sam exclaims surprised.
"Well, I'm not exactly brochure material" The boy says, petting his spider. "You're preaching to the choir brother" Dean snorts. "Well, hang in there alright, it gets better" Sam assures the young boy. "When?" he asks. "Matthew" They hear Larry call out harshly.
Y/N is behind him, walking back to the group with a slightly confused look on her face. While Larry has a stern look on his. "I am so sorry about my son and his pet" Larry apologizes to them, putting emphasis on the for pet. "It's no bother" Sam assured him. "Excuse us" He excuses them and pulls Matthew to the house by his arm.
Y/N looks back at the father and son before walking towards the boys. "Remind you of somebody?" Sam asks Dean who looks at Larry lecturing Matthew rather harshly. He looks back at Sam confused. "Dad?" Sam adds. "Dad never treated us like that" Dean scoffs.
"Well, Dad never treated you like that. You were perfect. He was all over my case" Sam says and Dean doesn't answer. "You don't remember?" Sam asks a bit amused. "Maybe he had to raise his voice but sometimes you were out of line" Dean defends and Sam laughs but there's no humor in it.
"Right. Like when I said I'd rather play soccer than learn bow hunting" Sam says dryly. "Bowhunting is an important skill" Dean says matter of factly. "Okay let's not get into this now fellas. Don't make a scene" Y/N chimes in warningly after seeing the look of disbelief on Sam's face. She nods at him reassuringly and he smiles sadly.
She understands how difficult Sam's relationship was with his dad and he knew she could relate. They always had each other to lean on whenever shit hits the fan and they need to talk about their dads.
"Yeah. How was your tour?" Sam asks, smiling tightly. "Oh, it was excellent. I'm ready to buy" She says jokingly and the boys chuckle. "I think we're onto something. Looks like Dustin Burwash wasn't the first strange death here" Y/N informs them. "What happened?" Dean asks.
"About a year ago before they broke ground one of Larry's surveyors dropped dead on the while on the job" Y/N explains, looking back at Larry who's still lecturing Matthew. "Get this: a severe allergic reaction to bee stings" She adds. "More bugs" Sam and Dean say in unison. "More bugs" Y/N confirms.
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Later they're all in the Impala, Y/N in the drivers seat, Dean in shotgun reading a book and Sam lounging in the back. "You know I've heard of killer bees but killer beetles? What is it that can make different bugs attack" Dean questions.
"Well, haunting a sometimes include bug manifestations" Sam suggests. "But I didn't see any evidence of ghost activity" Dean says. "Yeah me neither" Y/N sighs. "Maybe they're being controlled somehow. You know? By something or someone" Dean suggests. "You mean like Willard?" Sam asks.
"Yeah. Bugs instead of rats" Dean shrugs. "There are cases of psychic connections between people and animals. Elemental, telepaths.." Y/N explains as she adjusts her hands on the steering wheel. "Yeah, the whole Timmy-Lassie thing" Sam says and something clicks on Deans head.
"Larry's kid. Bugs for pets" Dean says. "Matt?" Y/N asks and turns her head to them for a second. "He did try to scare the realtor with a tarantula" Sam says. "Think he's our Willard?" Dean asks. "I don't know" Y/N says and looks at Sam in the rearview mirror. "Anything's possible, I guess" Sam adds.
"Oh hey. Pull over here" Dean ushers Y/N to pull over to a vacant houses driveway. She obliges a bit confused. "What're we doing here?" Sam asks and Dean gets out of the passenger seat. "It's too late to talk to anybody else" He says and goes to open the garage door. Sam and Y/N look over horrified.
"We're gonna squat in an empty house?" Y/N asks bewildered while Sam shakes his head. "I wanna try the steam shower. Come on" Dean says smugly. She stares at him and he ushers again. "Come on Princess! Don't be a wuss" He teases and she shakes her head sighing.
"Your brother is gonna be the death of me" She grumbles quietly to Sam who snickers. Y/N reluctantly pulls into the garage and Sam sticks his hand out the window to lightly punch his brother in the stomach.
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"You ever coming out of there?!" Y/N yells through the bathroom door, knocking on it. "What!?" Dean responds over the shower. "Dean. A police call came in on the scanner" She informs him. "Hold on" He says annoyed. "Someone was found dead three blocks from here. Come on!" She orders and he opens the door with a smile on his face, a towel wrapped around his head and naked from torso up.
"This shower is awesome" Dean says excitedly and Y/N's eyes trail up his body slightly, her face grows a bit red but she covers it up with a roll of her eyes. "Come on" She groans and walks off, hiding the blush that's building up in her face.
Later they arrive to a house couple blocks away, where the paramedics were wheeling out a body on the stretcher and the place is swarming with police cars. They all exit the car with their umbrellas as it's raining, opening them to walk towards the house.
"Look, I don't know anything more right now. I'll have to call you back. Alright." Larry says into his phone before hanging up as the trio approach him. "Hello. You're back early" Larry says to them with a tight smile on his face. "Yeah. We just drove in, wanted to take another look at the neighborhood" Dean says casually.
"What's going on?" Y/N asks curiously and Larry sighs, looking back at the paramedics putting the gurney into the back of the ambulance. "You guys met Lynda Bloome at the barbecue?" He asks. "The realtor" Sam says with recognition. "Well, she uh...she passed away last night" He informs them sadly.
"What happened?" Dean asked in a concerned tone. "I'm still trying to find that out. I identified the body for the police" Larry says in a shaky voice, looking towards the house. "Look, I'm sorry. This isn't a good time" He apologizes to them and begins to walk off. "It's okay" Y/N says in a sympathetic tone.
"You fellas know what we have to do, right?" Y/N says to them and they nod. "Yeah. Get in that house" Sam says. "See if we got a bug problem" Dean adds.
They wait for the police to clear out and scale the wall of Lynda's house. They find an unlocked window and climb in, Sam closes it behind him. "This looks like the place" Dean says, gesturing to the ground infront of him that has the outline of a body with tape on it infront of the door to the bathroom.
He goes in and stoops to the ground, picking up the wet towel of the water soaked floor. Some bugs fall out of the towel and Y/N grimaces at it. "Spiders" She says and Dean nods. "From spider boy?" He assumes. "Matt. Maybe" Sam says.
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They later pull up to follow Matt's school bus to where it's dropping him off and Matt exits the bus. "Isn't his house that way?" Y/N asks pointing across the road. "Yep" Sam says. "So where's he going?" Dean asks as Matt walks down a path and they all exit the Impala to follow him.
They find Matt in a wooded area not too far from his house, picking up a praying mantis. "Hey Matt. Remember me?" Sam asks calmly and the young boy is surprised to see the three hunters. "What're you doing out here?" Matt asks them suspiciously. "Well, we wanna talk to you" Y/N says nicely with a small smile on her face.
"You're not here to buy a house, are you?" Matt says knowingly and his face changes. "Wait. You're not serial killers?" He asks shakily and they all snicker in laughter. "No, no. No. I think you're safe" Sam says humorously. "So, Matt...you sure know a lot about insects" Dean says.
"So?" Matt shrugs. "Did you hear what happened to Lynda, the realtor?" Y/N asks and Matt's face drops slightly. "I heard she died this morning" He says. "That's right. Spider bites." Dean says the last part lowly and Sam looks back at him like 'dude, seriously?'.
"Matt, you tried to scare her with a spider" Sam says and Matt seems a bit amused. "Wait. You think I had something to do with that?" He asks. "You tell us" Dean says with a serious look on his face. "That tarantula was a joke. Anyway, that wouldn't explain the bee attack or the gas company guy" Matt explains and Y/N's eyebrows quirk up.
"You know about those?" She asks. "There is something going on here. I don't know what but somethings happening with the insects. Let me show you something" Matt says and picks up his bag to lead them down the path. The three share a look and follow him down.
"So if you knew about all this bug stuff, why not tell you dad? Maybe he could clear everybody out" Sam asks curiously. "Believe me, I've tried but uh...Larry doesn't listen to me" Matt scoffs. "Why not?" Y/N asks. "Mostly? He's too disappointed in his freak son" Matt says and Sam huffs.
"I hear ya" Sam says. "I get it kid" Y/N adds. "You do?" Dean asks them surprised. They look back at him but don't answer. "Matt, how old are you?" Sam asks. "Sixteen" He answers. "Well don't sweat it, because in two years, something greats gonna happen" Sam assured him.
"What?" Matt asks. "College" Sam answers. "You'll be able to get out of that house and away from your dad" Sam says. "What kind of advice is that? Kid should stick with his family" Dean chimes in and Sam looks back at his brother in annoyance. Y/N notices the hostility and tries to ease the situation.
"How much further, Matt?" She asks nicely. "We're close" He says and begins to walk towards it. "Any fighting and I'm putting you two in a time out. Understood?" Y/N says firmly, to the boys warningly and they nod curtly before following begin Matt. "Are you gonna spank me too?" Dean whispers for only her to hear and she whips her head to him, surprised.
A wicked smirk on his face and she rolls her eyes. "Keep it up, I just might Winchester" She retorts scoffing and walks ahead of him. Deans eyes linger to her hips swaying a bit and his heart quickens. They walk a little further in and are greeted by the sound of many insects and bugs chirping, crawling and flying around.
"I've been keeping track of insect populations. It's uh, part of an AP Science class" Matt explains. "You two are like peas in a pod" Dean says to Sam. Y/N shoots him a warning glare and he puts his hands up in surrender chuckling. "What's been happening?" Y/N asks Matt. "A lot. I mean, from bees to earthworms, beetles...you name it. It's like they're congregating here" Matt explains.
"Why?" Dean asks. "I don't know" Matt says. "What's that?" Sam asks, pointing to the patch of area where it's brown, no grass growing. They all walk up towards it to see a bunch of earthworms and Dean presses his foot lightly against it, causing it to sink down. He picks up a stick and pushes it into the hole, digging around and tapping a bit lightly on something solid.
"There's something down there" He says, looking at Sam and Y/N. He puts the stick down and pushes his hand on. They resists the urge to gag as he does so. "Come on. Come on." He grunts, trying to pull whatever it is up. He grabs a hold of it and pulls it out. Revealing a human skull. He looks back at Sam and Y/N who has disgust etched on their faces.
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They all left Matt in the woods to do what he does and now ended up at a local university to do some research on what they found. They all exit the Impala, Sam coming out of the drivers seat after parking. Y/N takes the box out of the backseat with her and Sam throws his jacket onto to cover it.
"So a bunch of skeletons in an unmarked grave" Sam says as they walk towards the entrance. "Yeah, we'll maybe this is a haunting. Pissed off spirits...some unfinished business" Dean suggests. "Yeah, maybe" Y/N nods in agreement. "The question is, why bugs? And why now?" Sam asks rhetorically.
"That's two questions" Y/N says sarcastically and they chuckle. "Hey, so with that kid back there...how could you tell him to ditch his family like that?" Dean asks Sam. "Just, uh, I know what the kids going through.." Sam says. "How about telling him to respect his old man? How's that for advice?" Dean says a bit brashly.
"Dean come on" Y/N warns him and he sighs. "This isn't about his old man. You think I didn't respect Dad. That's what this is about" Sam says knowingly and Dean pauses, having been caught. "Let's forget it alright. Sorry I brought it up" He says, trying to change the subject. "I respected him. But no matter what I did. It was never good enough." Sam says frustrated.
"So what are you saying? Dad was disappointed in you?" Dean says. "Was?" Sam chuckles dryly. "Is. Always has been" Sam states. "Why would you think that?" Dean asks exasperated. "Because I didn't wanna bow hunt. Or hustle pool. Because I wanted to go to school and live my life. Which, in our whacked out families, made me the freak" Sam rants.
"Yeah, you were kind of like the blond chick from The Munsters" Dean cracks a joke and Y/N shakes her head. "Dean, you know what most dads are when their kids score a full ride? Proud" Sam whispers the last part. "Most dads don't toss their kids out of the house" Sam says hurt and Dean nods. "I remember that fight. In fact, I see to recall a few choice phrases coming out of your mouth" Dean says.
Sam nods, chuckling humorously. "You know, truth is, when we finally do find Dad and Mr. L/N , I don't even know if dads gonna wanna see me" Sam says with a sad smile on his face. Y/N felt a pang in her chest when he said that, wanting to tell him it's not true but also feeling like she doesn't have a place in this conversation, she puts her hand on his shoulder comfortingly and he gives her a sad smile before she drops her hand back.
"Sam, Dad was never disappointed in you. Never. He was scared" Dean assures his little brother. "What are you talking about?" Sam asks him confused. "He was afraid of what could've happened to you if he wasn't around. But even when you two weren't talking...he used to swing by Stanford whenever he could. Keep an eye on you. Make sure you were safe" Dean explains to Sam.
Sams face drops. "What?" He asks surprised. "Yeah" Dean nods. "Why didn't he tell me any of that?" Sam asks. "Well, it's a two way street, dude. You could have picked up the phone" Dean says and Sam swallows the lump in this throat, staring down sadly. Y/N notices the time on her watch, feeling a bit bad for having to interrupt them.
"I don't mean to interrupt your moment fellas. But we're gonna be late for our appointment" She says gently. "Yeah...let's go" Dean says, flashing her a small smile, he takes the box of stuff from her hand and walks to the entrance. "Sorry Y/N, we didn't mean to drag you into that" Sam apologizes sincerely.
"Hey hey, we're family" She says gently with a small smile in her face. Placing her hand back on his shoulder, "I of all people know that you two have got some stuff you need to work out. Don't apologize for anything ever. Im always here" She assures him and he smiles at her sadly.
"Thanks y/n/n" He says gratefully, giving her a hug, wrapping his arms around her shoulders. "Anytime Sammy" She says, wrapping her hands around his waist, patting his back. They let go of their hug and walk towards the entrance.
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"So you three are students?" Professor Reardon asks them, now in the lecture hall. "Yeah. Yeah. We're in your class. Anthro 101?" Sam says to the professor. "Oh, yeah" The professor responds as if he knew, which he didn't recognize them but went along with it. "So, what about those bones professor?" Dean asks.
"This is quite an interesting find you've made" Professor Reardon compliments. "I'd say they're 170 years old, give or take. The time frame and the geography heavily suggest Native American"  He tells them and Dean looks over at Sam and Y/N surprised.
"Were there any tribes or reservations on that land?" Sam asks confused. "Not according to the uh...historical record. But..the uh relocation of native peoples was quite common at that time" The professor explains. "Right. Well, are there any local legends? Oral histories about the area?" Y/N asks curiously.
"Well...you know, there's a Euchee tribe in Sapulpa. It's about 60 miles from here. Someone out there might know the truth" The professor tells them. "Alright" Dean nods smiling.
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They follow the professors advice and go to the Euchee Tribe's grounds in Supulpa. Approaching a man directs them where to part and they approach a cafe. Inside is the tribes leader, and elderly Native American man with long grey hair, sitting at a booth, playing solitaire.
"Joe White Tree?" Sam asks the man at the booth and he nods in confirmation. "We'd like to ask you a few questions, if that's all right sir" Y/N says sweetly, a pleasant smile on her face. "We're students from the university" Dean adds.
"No, you're not. You're lying" Joe calls Dean out on his lie, stunning the group. "Um...well truth is-" Dean stutters but Joe cuts him off. "You know who starts sentence with 'truth is'? Liars" Joe says bluntly, playing his card game. Dean looks over at Sam and Y/N, both suppressing their amusement.
Sam sighs "Have you heard of Oasis Plains?" He asks. "It's a housing development near the Atoka Valley" Y/N adds and Joe looks at them and back at Dean. "I like them" Joe says. "They're not liars" He adds bluntly making Dean slightly roll his eyes uncomfortably. Y/N chuckles a bit along with Sam while she places her hand on Deans shoulder comfortingly.
"I know the area" Joe tells them, nodding. "What can you tell us about the history up there?" Sam asks. "Why would you wanna know?" Joe asks curiously. "Something...Something bad is happening in Oasis Plains. We think it might have something to do with some old bones we found there..Native American bones" Y/N explains to him sadly.
Joe nods sadly, thinking a bit before telling them. "I'll tell you what my grandfather told me. What his grandfather told him. Two hundred years ago, a band of my ancestors lived in that valley. One day, the American cavalry came to relocate them." He begins to explain and the three share a look.
"They were resistant...the cavalry impatient. As my grandfather put it: 'On the night the moon and the sun share the sky as equals...the cavalry first raided our village. They murdered, raped. The next day, the cavalry came again. And the next and the next. And on the sixth night, the cavalry came one last time. And by the time the sun rose....every man, woman band child still in the village was dead' " Joe tells the story and the three begin to grow a bit uneasy. The story breaking all their hearts.
"They say on the sixth night...as the chief of the village lay dying...he whispered to the heavens...that nonwhite man would ever tarnish this land again. Nature would rise up and protect the valley. And it would bring as many days of misery and death to the white man as the cavalry brought upon his people" Joe finishes telling the story and something clicks in Y/N head.
"Insects" She says turning to the boys. Deans eyebrows quirk up. "Sounds like nature to me" He says. "Six days?" Dean asks Joe. "And in the night of the sixth day...none would survive" Joe says, going back to his card game.
They thank Joe for his time and exit the cafe. "When did the gas-company man die?" Sam asks. "Uh...let's see. We got here Tuesday, so Friday the 20th" Dean informs him as they walk to the Impala and once again, Y/N realizes something. "March 20th. That's the spring equinox" Y/N tells them.
"The night the sun and the moon share the sky as equals" Dean says and Sam huffs. "So every year about this time, anybody in Oasis Plains is in danger. Larry built his neighborhood on cursed land" Sam says ironically. "And on the sixth night, that's tonight" Y/N says. "If we don't do something, Larry's family will be dead by sunrise" Sam says as they go to their respective doors by the car.
"So how do we break the curse?" Y/N asks Dean. "You don't break a curse. You get out of its way. We gotta get those people out now" Dean says urgently, they all jump in Baby and make their way back to Oasis Plains in a hurry.
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Now rushing down the street in the Impala to Oasis Plains, Y/N is on the phone with Larry Pike, pretending to be from the gas company. "Yes, Mr. Pike. There's a mainline gas leak in your neighborhood" She says urgently into the phone. "God. Really? How big?" Larry asks worried.
"Well. It's fairly extensive. I don't wanna alarm you but we need your family out of the vicinity for at least 12 hours. Just to be safe" She lies. "And who is this again?" Larry asks suspiciously. "Tara Weaver. I work for the Oklahoma Gas and Power" She tells him.
"Uh-huh. The problem is, I know Tara. She's worked with us for a year. So who is this" Larry demands, catching onto her lie. "Uh..." She stutters, hanging up the phone and tossing it aside. Sam sighs in frustration. "Give me the phone" He tells her and she hands it to him.
Sam dials Matt's number into it. "Hello?" Matt answers. "Matt. It's Sam." He tells him. "Sam. My backyard's crawling with cockroaches" Matt says panicked. "Matt, just listen. You have to get your family out of that house right now. Okay?" Sam instructs him quickly. "What? Why?" Matt asks confused.
"Because something's coming" He tells him honestly, looking over at Dean and Y/N. "More bugs?" Matt asks. "Yeah. A lot more" Sam confirms. "My dad doesn't listen in the best of circumstances. What am I supposed to tell him?" Matt asks. "You gotta make him listen. Okay?" Sam instructs him causing Y/N and Dean rolls their eyes.
"Gimme the phone. Gimme the phone!" Y/N orders her best friend, leaning over the seat and snatching the phone from him. "Matt! Under no circumstances are you to tell him the truth. He'll just think you're nuts" Y/N says into the phone, her voice laced with authority. "But, he's my-" Matt goes to argue but Y/N cuts him off.
"Tell him you have a sharp pain in your right side and you gotta go to the hospital. Okay?" She tells him. "Yeah. Yeah, okay" Matt breaths out reluctantly and Y/N hangs the phone up. Dean looks over to his little brother disapprovingly. " 'Make him listen.' What are you thinking?" He retorts while Sam smirks, shaking his head.
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They park infront of the Pike residence to see the lights on and the cars still in the garage. "Dammit. They're still here" Y/N groans. "Come on" Dean says to them and they exit the Impala, walking up to the front door but Larry sees them from his window and comes out of the house.
"Get off my property before I call the cops!" He yells at them, pointing his finger towards them. "Mr. Pike. Listen-" Sam tries to reason but Matt cuts him off. "Dad, they're just trying to help" He tries to tell Larry. "Get in the house!" Larry commands his son. "Sorry. I told him the truth" Matt says apologetically.
"We had a plan, Matt. What happened to the plan?" Y/N grumbles. "Look. It's 12 am. They are coming any minute now. You need to get your family and go. Before it's too late" Sam warns Larry. "Wait no. You mean, before the biblical swarm" Larry says sarcastically.
"Larry, what do you think really happened to that realtor? Huh? And the gas company guy. You don't think something weirds going on around here?" Dean tells him. "Look. I don't know who you are, but you're crazy. You come near my boy or my family again, we're gonna have a problem" Larry threatens them.
"Well I hate to be a downer. But we got a problem now" Y/N says firmly. "Dad, they're right. We're in danger" Matt tries to warn his dad but he turns back to him angrily, "Matt, get inside! Now!" He yells at Matt loudly. "No! Why won't you listen to me!?" Matt screams back frustrated. "Because this is crazy! It doesn't make any sense!" Larry shouts angrily.
"Look, this land is cursed. People have died here! Now are you gonna really take that risk with your family!?" Sam yells at Larry, now irritated. "Wait" Dean says, they all hear the rumbling of the bugs. "You hear it?" Y/N asks Larry. "What the hell" Larry says confused and the bug zapper behind them on Larry's porch goes off continuously.
"Alright, it's time to go Larry. Get your wife. Yeah" Dean orders Larry and he runs up the porch. "Guys?" Matt draws their attention to the swarm of bugs flying towards them. "Oh my god" Larry says, stunned. "We'll never make it" Sam says. "Everybody in the house. Everybody in the house. Go!" Dean yells, and they all run into the house.
"Is there anyone else in the neighborhood?" Y/N asks as they close the door behind them. "No, it's just us" Larry tells him. "Honey, what's happening? What's that noise?" Larry's wife, Joanie, asks. "Call 911...Joanie!" He yells at her. "O-okay" She says panicked. "I need towels" Dean tells Larry urgently. "The closet" He says and goes to get them.
"We gotta lock this place up. Come on. Doors, windows, the fireplace, everything" Y/N tells Sam and Matt, running up the stairs to do as she said. "The phones are dead" Joanie tells Larry and Dean fearfully. "Must've chewed through the phone lines" Dean says as he lays towels down under the cracks of the door.
Suddenly the electricity goes out. "And the power lines..." Dean adds. "Maybe my cell.." Larry says, running to grab his phone. "No signal" He says. "You won't get one. They're blanketing the house" Dean tells him as the bugs cover the windows outsides, cluttering at the windows.
Sam and Y/N come back downstairs while Matt grabs onto his mom, clutching at her side. They watch as the bugs crawl on the windows. "What do we do now?" Larry asks them. "We try to outlast it" Y/N says lowly. "Hopefully, the curse will end at sunrise" Sam says.
"Hopefully?" Larry asks panicked. Dean goes into the kitchen to see the bugs cluttering at the kitchen window. He runs below the sink, hoping to find bug spray. He eventually finds it, popping the top off and goes back into the living room. "Bug spray?" Joanie asks bewildered. "Trust me" Dean says.
They hear a creaking sound coming from behind them. "What is that?" Matt asks. It sounded like it was coming from the fireplace. They inch closer and closer. "The flue" Y/N says. "Alright. I think we need to get everyone upstairs" Dean says and then a loud bang comes from the fireplace.
Bugs swarm from out of it by the thousands. Larry and his family scream in fear. Y/N grabs the canister of bug spray from Dean and pulls out her lighter. Flicking it open and spraying the bug spray into the flame, making a makeshift flame thrower. "Everybody upstairs! Now! Go go go!" She yells and they all begin running upstairs in panic and fear.
She uses the fire to clear a path so they can go upstairs quickly. They go up to the attic. Sam locks the door behind and Y/N uses the fire to shun most of the bugs out. "Oh god, what's that?" Joanie asks fearfully, seeing dust from the fall. Sam, Dean and Y/N move closer to see. "Something's eating through the wood" Y/N says. "Termites" Joanie says fearfully.
"Alright. Everybody get back. Get back!" Dean orders them. "Get back!" Larry tells his son and wife, shielding them with his body. "Matt!" Joanie calls out worriedly for her son. The wooden roof them breaks down a hole causing thousands of termites to fly in and swarm them. Y/N uses the bug spray and lighter to spray fire at them.
While Sam goes and get an old electric panel door and Dean grabs a long piece of wood. "Dean you got it?!" Sam asks Dean. "Yeah. Go, go, go!" Dean screams and Sam uses the panel door to block the hole while Dean uses the stick to hold it up. They hear another side of the roof breaking and Y/N sprays the bug spray into the lighter again to fire at them.
The Pikes are screaming as the big fly all about them. More of the wooden roof breaks and Y/N sprays it in all directions but the big are growing more and more. Suddenly they start to fly back outside, confusing everyone. The boys and Y/N walk slowly to the exposed roofing to see that the sun has risen meaning the curse has been lift.
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The next day, the trio pull up to the Pike Residence to see moving trucks outside. Getting out of the vehicle, Dean jokingly says "What? No goodbye?". Larry spots them, "Good timing. Another hour and we'd have been gone" Larry say, reaching out to shake Deans hand gratefully. "For good?" Y/N asks.
"Yeah. The development's been put on hold while the government investigates the bones you found. But I'm gonna make damn sure no one lives here again" Larry informs them, determined. "You don't seem too upset about it" Sam says. "Well, this has been the biggest financial disaster of my career but somehow.." Larry begins and looks back at Matt carrying a box and smiles looking back at the hunters
"...I really don't care" He tells them and they smile. Sam goes over to talk to Matt, to see him at the dumpster throwing away all his bug stuff. "What's this?" He asks surprised. "I don't know. They...kind of weird me out now" Matt says smiling and Sam chuckles. "Yeah, I should hope so" He says laughing.
Meanwhile Dean and Y/N are at the Impala leaning against it while Sam and Matt chat. Dean notices the look of despair on Y/N's face and nudges her a bit. She looks up at him with a tight smile, "You're doing great, you know that?" He assures her. "What?" She asks confused. "This job. You're doing great. I could only imagine how amazing you did on your own. Your dad is proud of you too" Dean assured her and she shakes her head.
"I appreciate that Dean. Even if I don't believe it" She smiles softly at him. "You better believe it princess" He smirks, nudging her again. "Shut up charming" She chuckles, nudging him back jokingly biting her lower lip to stop herself from smiling. Dean notices this and his eyes dart down to her lips. Y/N couldn't help but trail her eyes down to his.
"When we do find our dads...I just wanna give them a hug" Y/N says looking down. Dean sees her frown, his heart breaks seeing her so sad and he wraps his arm around her, pulling her into his shoulder. "Fuck I sound like a little bitch" She chuckles dryly. "No you don't. Hey look at me" He says gently and she looks up at him, her gaze filled with sorrow.
"You're great too, Winchester" She says sincerely clearing her throat, pulling her eyes away from his lips. He smiles at the compliment. "Not as great as me though" She adds cockily, flashing him a wink and he rolls his eyes in fake annoyance causing her to laugh more. "Shut up, Princess" He grumbles jokingly.
Sam walks back over after his conversation with Matt and leans next to Y/N on the Impala. Dean and Y/N only notice Sam when they feel the weight on Baby shift and let out of their side hug. "I wanna find our dads" He tells them. "Yeah me too" Dean says.
"Same here" Y/N adds. "Yeah, but I just...I wanna apologize to Dad" Sam says and Dean looks over at Sam. "For what?" He asks and Sam takes a deep breath. "All the things I said to him. He was just doing the best he can" Sam says and Y/N nods agreeing. "Me and you both" She says looking down.
"Don't worry guys, we'll find them. And you two will get to apologize" He says to them. "And then within five minutes Sam and Dad will be at each others throats" Dean adds making Sam and Y/N laugh. "Yeah probably" Sam says laughing. "You too Princess. I think I'm gonna need to get a crowbar to separate you and f/n from clawing at each other" Dean tells Y/N jokingly and she laughs hysterically.
"Bite me, charming" She counters laughing. The three share a lengthy laugh before sobering up. "Let's hit the road fellas" Y/N says. "Let's" Dean says and opens the back door for her, gesturing for her to get in. She dramatically gasps and he rolls his eyes. "My oh my. Such a gentleman. Are you gonna paint my nails next?" She jokes, wiggling her eyebrows and getting in.
"Sure. What color would you like? Bubblegum pink or lavender purple?" He retorts back sarcastically in a high voice, locking the door, a tinge of pink growing on his cheeks and Y/N and Sam laugh hysterically. Shaking his head. Stubborn asses. Sam thinks to himself. Sam gets in and Dean gets in the drivers seat and they're off.
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Authors Note:
I took forever with this one because I really really reallllyyyyy hate this episode. It creeps the shit out of me because of the bugs. So I hope you enjoy this cuz god was this different to write😭😭😭
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S2: E1 "In My Time of Dying"
Brought to you by hi, I'm not dead, just very sleepy a lot because of school. Finally answered all those anons, now an episode. Just for you guys.
This episode featuring: Dean's on strike 2 with the near death nonsense, Sam's psychic-ing needs work, don't fear the reaper, and Certified Dad Moments
Woooo recap
[ Kayla: CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SOOOON ]
WHSHSHSH THE RADIO GOING as they're like half dead in the car
Oop there goes the demon
Oh no the poor guy that was posessed
RIP Sam is the only one still conscious
Morning sleeping beauty
Hm. Maybe? Creepy empty hospital? Whats up here
[ Silas: color theory ]
Is Dean having one of them out of body experiences
HE SURE IS I CALLED IT
Cmon Sam aren't you psychic
[ Anniss snickers, having apparently forgotten what this guy gets up too. Yeah Sam's just sort of psychic and it's only relevant like half the time. ]
Dean's standing here like AAA IM RIGHT HERE GODDAMMIT
Sooo true Sam but like yeah it is important
Protection since they might be attacked at any time
Dean (out of body) judging their Dad
OH NO THE CAR
Whshshsgsgsv where's Dean is he going MY CARRR
Ohhh Sam are u projecting onto the car
Ohh Bobby knows someth too... what are they hidiiing
Dean is like I WANT TO BE ACTUALLY AWAKE THIS ISN'T FAIR
Oooough hes yelling at his dad... who can't hear him........
UH OH
Somethin zoomed by
Is Dean gonna have to outrun Death or someth... who dis
Hmmmmm thats not good
UH OHH
Oh they are fighting and now Dean can't intervene
OH Dean can knock stuff around!!
WJSHSH DEAN
Uh oh Dean
OH NO
Bitch slap it bitch slap it
Oh Sam is picking up on somthing now!
Okay so there is something haunting the hospital
Dean is going to literally be fighting for his life
Oh someone else is stuck like this!! Hi Tessa! Out of body funtime party! Trying not to die!
Oh whatcha grabbin Sam?
Whshshs now we are just vibing as out-of-body spirits
Oh the spooky! The evil spooky!
Hmmm
Whatcha got there Sam are u gonna put it on Dean to try and talk to him
WAIT DOES HE HAVE
HAHAHAHAHHAA
OUIJA BOARD THATS SO FUNNY
Dean is so offended and put off
"Hunt"
"Reaper"
Hough
:(
Uh oh John is Gone
Ur a terrible father sir
[ Crepe says this is his highest point in being a father, which is terribly ominous. ]
Just a little light Demon Summoning
U h O h
ohhhhh
John buddy what the hell. Literally! Lol. Since we're summoning shit
Hello Demon(s)
MAKE A DEAL?
I don't like this but I guess we have to start somewheeeere
"You can't leave me here alone with Dad, we'll kill each other, you know that" wjshsj love functional families
"We were just starting to be brothers again" AUGH :((
WHSHSHS SHES JUST GIVING HIM THE STAGES OF GRIEF
Damn this is heavy
A Warrior's Death
Ohh. OH THATS HOW ANGRY SPIRITS ARE BORN..... Wough.........
The Colt for Dean.......
Hm? Sam and the other children? Whats the deallll
[ Crepe and Melon are hyping up the upcoming Father Moment. ]
Oh no! Oh boy! Im a fear!
I kind of like this Reaper tbh she's just. Nice. Talking people through their deaths.
[ Crepe says they all do that. ]
Yeah I guess the last one was leashed and pissed about it
OH NO
what the fuck
The doctor: Hm well thats fucking bizarre
Dean doesn't remember????
"Except this pit in my stomache saying something's wrong..."
Hm
Hmm
John: (apologizes and asks not to fight)
Sam: Are you good?? You okay???
(The answer is no)
GOD. Being about to die is one helluva wakeup call. BASTARD
Dean: ??? Fear?? Worried??? Dad what?????
Oh hes telling him someth
???
Dramatically drops the coffee
Howd u drop it upright
Time of death 10:41 AM
Well damn!
Great start to season 2: Dads fuckin dead!
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I guess that's one hell of a way to kick things off for the season, but damn. Like, after all that work they put into trying to find their dad, then trying to help him, save him... and he dies anyways. So Dean can live.
Crepe and Melon spent several more messages just roasting the hell out of John Winchester, which, while it's probably fair, rather took away from the emotion of the scene LMAO
So uh. Gonna be interesting to see how they go forward from here and what their goal will be.
So. Dad Winchester is dead, the Colt has been taken by That Specific Demon alongside its last bullet, and Dean and Sam are here and traumatized. Interesting.
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iamthecomet · 1 year
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also in new england and the wind chill makes me want to cry lmao. i have work at 6am tmrw and im NOT ready to face that temperature D:
Hi YAY a fellow New Englander!!!! ♥♥♥
Oh no. That's not right, you shouldn't have to leave the house in this bullshit that early. It's gonna be like -30 degrees tomorrow morning (depending on where you are I guess, but STILL). I will be thinking of you. I have to go to a birthday party later (it's a murder mystery party set in 1960's london) and I don't want to leave the house even to get in and out of the carrr.
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webinurcloset · 1 year
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I GOT INA. FUCKING CAR ACCIDENT OH MY GODDDD THERES A HOLE IN MY CARRR
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notably-rainbow · 3 years
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good news!!
:)
#mentally i am jumping up and down in front of the microwave waiting for my popcorn to pop#i want to go find my little guys and hug them but they’re upstairs and if i go upstairs i have to brush my teeth and also stand up and it so#sounds like a lot of work :(#also i should clarify. by ‘little guys’ i mean my stuffed animals#also i just want to find someone to hug!! i feel like 🥰💕❤️😁☺️❤️💕💛 right now and i want to do something to show that#unfortunately i don’t like anyone in this house rn enough to hug them#my brother is one of my favorite people but not in the way of safe vibes you know? so i can’t hug him. and i’m not hugging my mom or her bf#i wish my friends were here#i wish ~they~ were here#either way :) :D#i don’t think i’ve ever made a post that so clearly displays my mental state in all of its funkyness#better to be extremely happy and sentimental than weirdly depressed and numb though so that’s something :D#also i just finished this book in like 2 hours i don’t know how#it was good so now i have to read the rest of them but also i don’t want to because i know the rest of the series is bleak and sad#also why does our fridge sound like that#oh yeah i just remembered i was supposed to go upstairs so i could get my headphones and charger#so i can watch youtube and stuff#urg i want to get up but i cannot#loki loki loki coming tomorrow and we’ll probably watch it before getting in the carrr#saying that not in an excited way but in a ‘ooh cool sound’ way#loki just sounds nice and it’s fun to say try it#loki loki loki :))) woowoowoo#wtf is my problem jc#anyway i think i can stand up now so i’m off to go do whatever i needed to do i forgot#bye :D
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hedacouslandamell · 3 years
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Patty : WW84 I will give the fans everything they want.
Patty: Did you want Amazons with general Antiope?
me :Yesss
Patty : Take it. Did you want the invisible jet ?
Me :hell yes
Patty : take it . A new costume ?
Me : yeah
Patty : Gold version with a great story as a gift. A romance?
Me : oh thanks . And OMG yes but can we have a romance with a woman so we can see she is bisexual.
Patty : Nope I will made steve back
Me :coool but a bi.....
Patty : and what about great DC villains like Lord?
Me :thats great but...
Patty : cool and what about Cheeta as a gift
Me : Amazing but can Barbara and Diana.
Patty : a amazing and if I told Lynda Carter.
Me : Lyn...Lynda Cartttt... Carter
Patty :Yeah as an Amazon Legendary Warrior.
Me : Lyn..ddaaa Carrr...ttteeeerrrr Lynda Carter as an Amazon Warrior...
Patty : did you want some....
Me : LYNDA FREAKING CARTER 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 OMFG LYNDA CARTER BEST NEWS EVER THAT'S PERFECT
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GURL LMAO I was out with my friends today and saw the and I SAW THAT DAMN ORANGE CAR- I got sooo excited I told my friend standing next to me LOOOK THE ORANGE CARRR 😭 And my friend was like 🤨 Yes an orange car?? Gurl why are you screaming 😭 Then I came back to my senses and I was like oh she doesn't know what I am talking about XD
-💘
LMAOO! congrats sweetest!
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zuffer-weird-girl · 4 years
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ActorAU Dabi didn't believe in love after all with all the acting is difficult find someone who likes him for him not his career, until he accepts this contract where he has to use all that burn marks around his body and meeting this great make up artist in the set and since they have to work together for hours they end up knowing each other he ends up liking her but he doesn't know to approach her out set to ask her out but has to be fast cause looks like someone else wants to ask her too
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Looking over at the cute make-up artist he sighed as he took another sip of his drink. The memories of their chatties shitty talks as she aplied his fake scars coming to his mind as she helped one of the many kids get ready for the directirs start to filming.
"Dude if you don't ask her out soon I will." He arched an eyebrow at his co worker and friend, Shigaraki Tomura's actor smirking at him as he rolled his turquoise eyes and throwing away the can on the trashcan nearby.
"As if." He chuckled as he tried his best to not look at you when he heard that sweet laugh of yours.
Why should he ask her out on the first place? All the people he knew of would always taken advantege of his career. Being a actir it made difficult to believe that ling terms relationships even existed on the first place... but yet, what wouldn't he give to have her all to himself? Trapped in his arms, sitted on his lap as she carrres those hands on his face lovingly just like the amount of care she does when making his make up for his acting as Dabi.
"Wanna bet?" The blue haired man smirked as he changed an evil glance at him before he whistle and waved at you "(Y/n) darling! Can you come over here for a second would you?"
Now his jaw would hang up on the air if it wasn't for his self control. The bastard not even called you by the first name, but he also called you darling as well?
"You son of a bi-"
"Hey guys!" You cheered, adjusting your back "Did you call me?"
"I was hoping you can help me with my make up today since you finished my pal's here earlier than expected." He elbowed him while he could only glare at his attempts of flirting.
"Oh sure!" You went to touch your purse to pull out tge supplies "Just give me-"
"I was hoping to do this on my trailer, more private don't you think sweetcheeks?" The red eyed man winked and you blushed, gagging to give him a responde before he decided to take some action.
"Pervert on the area." He spoke before giving you a smirk "Careful (Y/n)."
"Oh I am the pervert now burn chicken nugget?" His friend laughed, but a hint of competetion was still on his eyes as you stood there, more confused than ever.
"Oi! Miss (L/n)" The new actor with red eyes shouted at the distance "Need your help here make up artist or whatever!"
"Coming!" You gave them both a apologetic smile before running after the voice.
Both exchanged a look as he glared and the other smirked.
"Just admit you like her more than a friendly and work way and I will stop flirting with your 'dolface' man, is mot difficult to ask someone out." Shigaraki's actor shrugged before grabbing his script to read it over again to make sure he didn't forget any lines as he stood on his chair... debating on what he should do.
He had to go fast though, he knew what that horny bastard would do in one night with you, and damn was he not having it.
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"I hope you have a good reason to call me out of-What the hecj did you just do!" You laughed at seing his appearance, make up messingly sprwaled out on his face as he smirked.
"Was hoping you could save my ass from being chewed bu the director." You laughed while grabbing a chair from his trailer to sit in front of him, grabbing a cotton to start to remove the messed up attempt of make up he tried to do.
"For your own sake don't try to do this again." You giggled as he smiled warmly at you.
"What if I tried to do this again, but only for me to get more time with ya?" You widened your eyes a bit and blushed at his words before sjickering and shoving his shoulder in a plaufull manner.
"Yeah yeah, I had enough of your pranks mister."
You gasped when you gelt his hand grabbung yours, looking deep in your eyes... his hand was warm and soft and you could smell his cologne that leaved you with the wish of getting drown by it.
"Is not... I had to watch the motherfucker of my friend to flirt with you to get through my sick skull that... maybe I do have feelings for you." His cheeks glowed a bit of pink as you gulped.
"T-That's...new... I thought you didn't belie-"
"Believe in love? Yeah, I thought that too... but you changed my mind aparently.. How about we discuss more of this bullshit out of the set?"
"That's q fucked up way to ask someone out you know?" You giggle before yelping when he grabbed you to brought you to sit on his lap.
"But you love it don't ya?" And his beautiful smirk was back.. leaving you without words but the only wish to kiss him.
And that's what he did instead.
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Realization, Chapter 9
[Matteo and Missouri are gay disasters, the chapter]
While Missouri and Matteo weren’t able to talk and drink forever, they were there a while.
They talked about nothing in particular, just whatever came to mind. Heather was brought up a couple of times and Missouri tried to change the subject as quickly as possible. Matteo had been talking about their relationship and Missouri didn’t want to hear about that, even with the guilt that stirred his stomach because of it.
Anyways, after about two hours Matteo was mildly drunk, and Missouri was surprisingly not. After he had finished his first bottle he hadn’t really drank that much. He just fiddled with the half empty beer bottle, paying more attention to Matteo than to the alcohol.
While he was looking at Matteo very fondly, Matteo was, to Missouri’s surprise, doing the same. They sat in silence for about a minute before Matteo began to speak.
“Youu’re rreally cutte, Miike. Y’knoow that, riightt?” He muttered, his words slurring. He was looking directly at Missouri.
Missouri’s face turned a little red.
“Oh- uh- yeah. Thanks Matteo.” Missouri 
Matteo raised his head from the table, keeping eye contact with Missouri.
“I’mmm surrprrissedd youuu doonn’tt havvve sommeeonne to lovve yet… you’dd be a grreatt boyfrriend.”
Missouri paused.
“Well… I... do love someone.. heeee- SHE probably would never love me back though.”
Matteo grabbed his beer and took a large swing.
“Damnnn. Youu shoulddd att leastt tryyy tttooo get with herrr… I don’ttt ssseee howw annyone coulld turrn youu downn.”
Missouri paused once again, processing what his friend had just said.
“...anyone?” He asked. Matteo took another large sip of his beer.
“Aannyone. I doonn’t carrre wwhoo theyy arre, theeyy cannnottt turrrn youu dowwnn.”
“Huh.” Missouri glanced to the wall.
“I’ll keep that in mind.”
Matteo let out a soft chuckle.
“Hellll, I donn’tt thhinkk I coulld say no ifff youuu assskkedd me outtttt…” He muttered before resting his arms and head on the table in front of him.
Missouri nearly choked on his own spit.
“Oh. That’s- thats uh- that’s nice.”
“Yeah…” 
The two men sat in silence for another few minutes. Missouri stared at the wall, flustered out of his mind. 
Matteo had really just said those words in that order, huh? Neat.
Missouri was snapped out of his small panic by Matteo asking Missouri to take him home. He said he was getting tired. Missouri agreed. 
Matteo wasn’t really having troubles walking, but he clung to Missouri’s arm on the walk to his apartment anyways. Missouri didn’t mind, but it still made him feel a little nervous.
Matteo was also muttering stuff the most of the way there. He kept giving Missouri compliments, which made it a struggle for Missouri not to turn into a pile of flustered mush at any given moment.
Missouri managed to get to Matteo’s apartment without dying, which was difficult due to the words Matteo was saying. He did it though! Good for him.
Missouri opened the apartment door and sighed, Matteo still tightly clinging onto his arm.
Missouri brought Matteo to the couch, not really considering the existence of beds. Matteo sat down immediately and Missouri expected Matteo to let go of his arm. Matteo, in fact, did not let go of Missouri’s arm.
“Plllleassse.. dooon’t gooo Miike.. I donnn’ttt wannnaa loossse you agaaain” he muttered, his words slurring heavily.
Missouri looked down at his drunk friend in confusion.
“What..?” He asked, puzzled. What did Matteo mean by “I don’t wanna lose you again”? 
Missouri quickly got his answer.
“Wwwheennn youuuu lefftt, I thoooughttt I’d never ssseeee youuu aagggain annnddd jusssttt-” Matteo cut himself off and looked up at Missouri. He looked like was on the verge of crying, and close to panicking.
“Plllleasse staayyy..”
Missouri felt guilt shoot through him. Of course Matteo had been more concerned about him disappearing for a year without a trace than he had let on. That was just how Matteo was. Hell, he had felt it but had just brushed it off as a normal thing. 
Goddamnit. He should’ve at least told Matteo he was leaving, but he was in such a panic at the time that the thought didn’t even cross his mind. He couldn’t even imagine the panic and worry Matteo had dealt with..
Well, he could at least make things easier for his friend right now. 
He sat down next to Matteo, and Matteo responded by squeezing Missouri’s arm tighter. 
“I won’t go, m’kay hun?” Missouri whispered, trying to comfort Matteo.
“Thaannk yooouuu..” Matteo whispered back, smiling softly.
“You’re welcome.” Missouri muttered. Matteo snuggled up to Missouri, gently rubbing his head against Missouri’s arm. Missouri froze completely, his cheeks and ears red. It was wonderful being so close to Matteo but to say it didn’t want to make him scream would be a lie.
He sighed and closed his eyes, trying to distract himself from the nervous feeling looming over his entire body, and let his mind wander. He quickly zoned out, vaguely thinking about how soft Matteo's hair was or something of the sort.
This is why he didn’t realize that Matteo had brought himself closer to Missouri’s face. Missouri only snapped back to reality when Matteo did something utterly unexpected.
He kissed Missouri on the cheek. It was a soft and short kiss, but that was all it took for Missouri’s composure to finally break. 
His face went redder than it ever had before, and his heart nearly pounded out of his chest.
Why would Matteo ever- why had he- what. There was no reason for him to do that, as far as Missouri knew. 
He tried to say at least a few words, but all that came out was flustered gibberish. He glanced over at Matteo in a panicked confusion, and saw that Matteo had fallen asleep. He was sleeping peacefully, and even snoring quietly.
Aight. Matteo had just kissed Missouri on the cheek and passed out. Neat. Neat neat neat.
Missouri took in a shaky breath. He didn’t know what to do. He could leave, but he didn’t want to. Not after seeing the look on Matteo‘s face as he begged Missouri to stay with him.
Maybe he should just stay until morning and possibly ask Matteo about the cheek kiss then.
Misaouri sighed. That seemed like the best idea. 
Still, he wanted to scream. He had never expected anything even remotely romantic to happen between him and Matteo and well… 
There was… a legitimate chance Matteo could have feelings for him. What if he did? What would happen then? Would they become a couple..?
No, no, no. Matteo was dating Heather, and he was happy with her. Matteo probably wouldn’t leave her for just his friend Mike…
Missouri closed his eyes and fell asleep to these thoughts, and the visual representation of them plagued his dreams. He woke up the next morning clasping Matteo's hand, nearly panicking.
Wait. He was holding Matteo's hand. They were cuddling. 
The previous night came rushing back to a still half asleep Missouri and his face went red all over again. 
He let out some sort of flustered noise, which is what woke his friend up.
Matteo moved his head and looked at Missouri with a slightly puzzled expression.
“Hi Mike.” He muttered softly.
“Uhm- Hi Matteo.”
Matteo let go of Missouri’s arm and sat upright, rubbing his eye. Missouri could feel that Matteo was a little flustered, but he was to be doing a pretty good job covering it up.
“Why are you here..? Shouldn’t you be at home with your sister?”
Missouri froze for a second.
“Yoooou nearly cried when I went to leave last night, so I just stayed.”
Matteo chuckled softly.
“Oh golly. What else did I do?” He asked, a smirk on his fave and his voice deadpan.
Missouri paused and glanced around the room, then bad at Matteo, considering what to say next.
“Well… you showered me with a lot of compliments, clung to me and wouldn’t let go, and… you- well you-.” 
Matteo’s face scrunched up.
“What did I do Mike?”
“You uh-” Missouri’s felt his face warm up at the memory.
“Yoouuuuu kissed me. On- on the cheek but still.”
Matteo’s face went more and more red as the words came out. He was clearly embarrassed, and Missouri didn’t need to be an empath to know that.
“Oh god- Mike I am so sorry-”
“No no no, you don’t need to be, it’s fine.”
“... you’re not angry?”
“Nope.”
Matteo paused.
“Huh. It’s just that I’ve- y’know, kissed a few guys on the cheek and… stuff before and they uh- theyyyy werrren’t too happy..”
“You’ve what?”
“Nothing important! Don’t worry about it! Haha...” Matteo spat out, chuckling nervously at the end of his sentence. Missouri raised an eyebrow at this, but didn’t say anything more about it. There was a more important thing he wanted to bring up.
“Oh and uh- I’m sorry about running off and disappearing for a year and not telling you.. I should’ve- y’know- told you.”
Matteo visibly tensed. Missouri felt a flurry of conflicted feelings come from him and had to stop himself from reacting to it.
“Mike, it’s fine-”
“No it’s not. I should’ve at least left you a letter saying something like “hey I’m gonna go disappear for a bit don’t worry I’ll be fine!” Or something like that.”
Matteo paused and glanced to the floor.
“...why did you even leave?” He asked, his voice quiet.
Missouri full on flinched at the question. He couldn’t tell Matteo the actual answer. He wanted to, but he couldn’t. It was too dangerous.
He glanced to the floor, just as Matteo looked back at him.
“I- I can’t tell you. At least right now. Maybe- maybe I’ll be able to one day, but not right now. I’m sorry.” Missouri whispered.
Matteo sighed.
“Aight, that’s not too surprising coming from you. Did it have to do with that weird ass job of yours?”
Missouri chuckled.
“Surprisingly not! It was a uuhhhhhh- a...nother thing.”
“Oh. That is surprising.”
“Yeah.”
The two men sat in an awkward silence for a minute or two.
“Soooo… do you want any food..?” Matteo asked, trying to break the silence.
Missouri was about to accept, but he happened to remember that Maine was visiting at that exact moment. 
Shit. She was probably worried because her brother had been out all night.
“Uhhhh- I would love to but come to think of it, Mai is most likely worried about me, so I should probably go, y’know?”
Matteo nodded.
“Oh yeah that makes sense. See ya around?” Matteo responded, his voice hopeful.
“Yeah, of course.” Missouri said as he got up. He waved before leaving the apartment and heard muffled screaming immediately after he closed the door. He considered going to see if  Matteo was okay, but decided against it. He sighed and ran off, excited to tell Maine about last night's events.
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If I Think They Are: Ugly || Plain || Alright || Cute || Freaking Adorable || Pretty || Beautiful || Hot || Stunning
“Donis?... He is... A... Special man. He makes me stupid. Motherrrfuckerrr.”
If I Would Go On A Date With Them: Not even if we were the last two one earth || No || Maybe || Eh….Sure || Yes || WILL YOU MARRY ME
“AHAHAH! A DATE? WITH DONIS? OH! PERRRISH THE THOUGHT, YOU ARRRE NOT SERRRIOUS?! HAH!”The miqo’te’s ears droop a bit, and his tail sweeps the floor. “... A-anyway... He would neverrr.”
If I Trust Them: Not At All || Not Really || Kind of || Yes || With My Life
“He is the man that would walk the Seven Hells and back barrrefoot to make surrre you arrre alrrright, and he would ask nothing in rrreturrrn. I am selfish. I would do the same, but I would ask that he prrromise forrreverrr to be my frrriend.”
If I Care About Them: Not At All || Not Really || Kind of || Yes || Deeply
“H-hah... I-I should be morrre carrreful with who I carrre about, hm? Something bad could happen... I could not bearrr to do such a thing to Donis. Yet... I cannot stop myself. Why am I like this?”
If I Would Sleep With Them: Not Enough Alcohol in the World || No || Maybe if I were wasted || Maybe || Eh…Sure || Yes || TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF NOW!
“How rrrude. I could enterrrtain myself with the thought forrr many a night, but I darrre not. I shall learrrn to deal with the things I cannot have. It is how I made it this farrr, aye?”
My Comfort Level With Your Muse: Keep a Distance || Okay You Can Stand There, But Don’t Touch Me || Let’s Get Coffee and Talk || Let’s Cuddle || I Can Change In Front of You || Let’s Take a Bath Together
“Even if neverrr my loverrr, he is still my frrriend. Therrre is little I would be uncomfortable with in such pleasant company.”
If I See You As: A Stranger || An Acquaintance || A Friend || A Close Friend || My Best Friend || A Crush || The Love of My Life
“I need not love you to have you be in my life, and forrr that I am trrruly blessed.”
Send me ∞ and my muse will tell you how they feel about yours!
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Mun Questionnaire!!!! 
PERSONAL DETAILS
Nicknames? Kiki, Ki, Little One, my co-workers mainly call me little one and it’s to the point where they legit have forgotten my actual name
Where do you live? Waterbury, Connecticuttt but I was born in Manhattan, NYC didn’t move to CT till I was ten
What’s your age? Freaking oldd: 25
Hair color? Right now it’s dark brown with like dirty blonde highlights, probably going to dye it all straight black pretty soon. I constantly change between the two tbh
Eye color? Dark Brown
Height? Jusssstttttt make it to exactly five feet
Date of Birth? August 23rd, 1992 :D
What’s your star sign? Virgo, legit on the day Virgo actually starts!! :DD
Element? Earth  
How many siblings? Two half-brothers: Carlos and Alexander from my dad’s side in where I’m the oldest and the only girl :DD and only child from my mom’s side
How many pets? Noneee, they legit all die on me so I do all animals a favor and just don’t get them as pets. They’d have a longer life without me xD
Obsessions? Skullssss, Disney, my hair because it drives me up the wall if it doesn’t look okay!! It’s bad I know, oh oh and SLEEPING!!! I adore sleeping it is my favorite hobby I can sleep my entire day away and be at bliss
Bad habits? Bite the nails, talk too fast, buying books that I never end up reading, buying clothes that still have their tags on it, procrastinationnnn, picky af eater, impatient. 
Phobias? MICE!!!!!!! I can’t even look at a mouse!!!! I promise you I will stay on top of whatever the freak I climbed on for the ENTIRE day if a mouse ran by I will NOT touch the ground. I will cry, scream, and enter a panic attack!!! No no no no no no no no!!!!
ABOUT YOU
What makes you happy? SLEEPING!!!! Skulls, Disney…. should really just direct you to the obsessions question… but also my laptop, my carrr!!!! Make-up!!! Hoodies, lots and lots of hoodies drown me in hoodiesss. Sunny days but also rainy days, Pokemon haha, my job on some dayss, MY BED, the dark, all of my hundreds of Disney pins, and gosh a lot of things make me happy tbh
What really irritates you? Headaches, being nauseas, stomach aches, snoring I really can’t deal with snoring and have no rational reason as to why… and this is awful but cuddling hahaha I’m just not a cuddling person… I kinda push you off after like a minute xD Residents I really can’t fucking stand our residents. I hate them. Oh!! Can’t forget waiting!! I’m impatient it’s bad, working on it though xD
What makes you sad? Tear-jerkers haha I hate those shits. Ummmmm I’m really not much of a sad person?? I mean I can add mice in here because they make me cry, but like they scare the shit outta me sooooo
What makes you angry? Drivers. Cranky rude-ass ungrateful patients!!! Like I don’t want to have to be dealing with that shit for twelve hours. Talking about patients, my job xD. I have a love/hate relationship with my job. People tbh haha xD I sound mean I swear I’m not!!! The cold, I really do not like being cold at all!! 
What makes you scared? MICE!!!!! I don’t even want to hear about them!! Any of my patients starting to crash even my babies. It’s really not a fun feeling!! Bugs, fuck bugs.
Who is your best friend? That would be Marie I have been friends with her since the end of fifth grade!!! She is also my complete opposite and is perfect at fucking annoying me, but I love herrrr. Sara is my bff tooo!! She’s my cousin though, but that’s my little buttercup and she’s like my sister, since I have none of those <3 
Ever broken a bone? Nope.
What was the last CD you bought? Oh damn an actual one??? Uhhh I think it was an Aventura one… their Last Project album I believe. They’re a Spanish band. Downloaded album was Pink’s new album I’m in LOVE with it.
What was the last book you read? The Only Astrology Book You’ll Ever Need by Joanna Martine Woolfolk
Who was the last person you spoke to? The mother
What was the last thing you ate? Soup :(( My stomach has been a little shit the past two days. I think I caught the stomach bug fml. 
What was the last thing you drank? Ginger ale because I can actually keep that down
What’s the best thing you’ve ever bought? Oh goshhh I buy SO MANY THINGGSSS!! Uhhhh MY CAR!!! She’s a beautiful 2016 Honda HR-V, I love her :DD My Kat Von D Shade and Light palette!!! I can’t live without that palette!!! Oh oh and my laptop!! She’s been a bit of a shit lately, but I do adore herrr.
What’s the worst thing you’ve ever bought? Ughh I tend to like everything I buyy
What’s the best thing you’ve ever been given? My Uggs!!! My mom got me them and I LOVE them
What’s the worst thing you’ve ever been given? I don’t think I haven’t liked anything that’s been given to me so far??
What are your future goals? Well it was to become a nurse and I ammmm so there it is and I’m even where I wanted to be :DD Maternity nurse with the babieesss :DD 
Describe your bedroom? A black bed. A big black dresser. Two closets…. I have a lot of clothes. Two mirrors, well three if you count my make-up mirror. I have a make-up dresser that’s black too with like a shit ton of make-up!!! Black curtains. White walls and the wall that my bed is attached too has pictures completely covering it in a checkerboard pattern. I’m pretty proud of it, it’s my favorite thing about my room! Oh and another wall has my car tax bill taped to it so that I remember that I have the next half of that shit to pay in January xD
Who do you consider the most beautiful woman in the world? I think Jessica Lowndes if GORGEOUSS
Who do you consider the most handsome man in the world? Ian Somerhalder is GORGEOUSSSS so is William Levy!!!!!!
Favorite thing to do on a hot summers day? Go to the pool, and lay out under the hot summer sunnn. I absolutely LOVE the heattt 
Favorite thing to do on a snowy winters day? Keep my ass in!!!! Curl under warm blankets and drink yummy hot chocolate
If you were granted 3 wishes, what would they be? Have all my bills/loans paid off for the rest of my liiiffeee, anything my mom would want, and idk probably a nice gorgeous house in the future
If you could go back in time to see or change something, when would it be and what would you do? I’d go back to my high school years and not date the douchebag of my ex
What’s the first thing you think about when you wake up? Can I go back to sleep for another hour?? haha
Do you believe in the after-life? I dooo
Where do you see yourself in 10 years time? I have no fucking cluee. I still see myself in the same profession though because I do love it deep down haha. Hopefully, though I’ll be out of CT and just somewhere different. 
What’s the funniest joke you’ve ever been told? I don’t really tell jokes I don’t think I’m funny at all :((
Any hidden talents? None that I’m aware of??? I mean I can sing?? Does that count??
Dream job? Currently doing it!!! Being a nurse :DD Even though I do have a love/hate relationship with it xD
Who is your hero? My mommmm
Describe yourself in 3 words: Introvert, sweet, sarcastic
FAVORITES
Favorite color? Blackkk I love pink too, but black way moree
Favorite number? 14
Favorite animal? Snow Tiger
Favorite sport (to play)? Umm I only ever cheer leaded soo cheerleading by default
Favorite sport (to watch)? Baseball and Football
Favorite Show(s)? Criminal Minds, Law & Order SVU, NCIS, Grey’s Anatomy and my guilty pleasure issss Keeping up with the Kardashians haha yes I hate myself for loving that show xD
Favorite movies? Titanic, Cinderella, Nightmare Before Christmas, The Corpse Bride, andd The Princess Bride 
Favorite band? Evanescence 
Favorite song? It’s constantly switching 
Favorite room in the house? My bedroom!!!!
Favorite food? Pizza!!!!! 
Favorite drink? Pepsi :DD Should I be drinking any kind of soda? Nope because I get kidney stones pretty often. Do I still drink my Pepsi like all the time?? YEASS
Favorite place? Disney World <3
Favorite cartoon character? That would be between Cinderella and Sally
Favorite day of the week? Monday and Thursday because I neverrrr work on those days!! 
Favorite day of the year? August 23rd!! :DD
Favorite season? Summerr
Favorite Holiday? Christmass 
Favorite girls name? Emily, Aria and I have to say I do love my name too!! Kiara is pretty 
Favorite boys name? Declan and Aiden
Favorite country? Italy
Favorite smell? OoOo I’m a very fruity person but cucumber melon is my absolute favorite!! 
Favorite sound? Rain falling, tapping of the keyboard, tapping of acrylic nails, a heart beat especially baby heart beats because they go really fast!!
Favorite accent? British
Favorite Ships (in or our of BDRP)? I love all the ships hereee!!!! I love all of my ships tooo ngl xD 
Favorite Fandoms? I don’t think I really have any???
PREFERENCES
Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi!
Pen or Pencil? Pen. I really don’t like pencils at all and won’t use one unless it’s a lead pencil 
Day or Night? Night all the way
Cat or Dog? Dog but I’m sadly very allergic to both :((
Summer or Winter? Summer!
T.V. or Radio? Radio
Brains or Beauty? Brains
Cup or Mug? Mug
Tea or Coffee? Coffeeee, but I’m not a huge fan or either tbh
Gold or Silver? Silver
Brush or Comb? Comb
City or Country? City
Early or Late riser? Late!!!! Look I get up at like 1pm the earliest. 
Blond or Brunette? Brunette
Scary or Romantic movies? Romantic haha Scary movies are too predictable to me I mean so are romantic but whateverr
Board or Computer games? Board gamess
Half full or Half empty? Half full
Happy and poor or Sad and rich? Happy and poor
Glasses or Contacts? Glasses
Flowers or Chocolates? Chocolate!! Please no flowers those die on me tooo
Love or Money? Love
Hugs or Kisses? Tbh hugss I love hugging!!! Just not cuddling though haha
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countvardalek · 7 years
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The Terminator (1984)
NUDITY punks with clothing HEY HEY KNIFE NO IT WONT WORK
I RIP OUT YOUR HAAAAHT. Take your clothe.
Naked man #2 "WHAT YEAR IS IT. TELL ME. WHAT YEAR IS IT."
phone book.
Cute waitress outfit. very cute.
Ice cream placed into pocket by brat.
dun 
oops
guns guns
"you can't do that" "yeah, i can"
bam. bang. bam bam.
future flashbacks.
80s hair. walkman addiction.
TAKE OFF YOUR HEADPHONES. WHY ARE YOU HAVING SEX WITH HEADPHONES ON. WHAT THE FUCK.
OHH GODDD EVERYONE'S GOING TO DIE.
Don't kill the iguana. Please don't kill the iguana.
"aaaaaah i'm in this place on pico blvd I think I'm being followed like oh"
fast forward
"I'm her friend" "Go away" "I'll be back"
CARRR IN YOUR FAAACE "I'm from the future" "No you aren't" "Yes, I am" "Okay" "You have a son" oops, out of order. WOOOOW WE'RE SO ATTRACTED TO EACH OTHER WHAT'S FOR DINNER EXPLOSIVE STUFF  sex DOGS SENSE ROBOTS DOGS SENSE ROBOTS BANG BAM AAAAAAH run run run He has a truck now OH HE HAS A BIG TRUCK huge explosion CLAYMATION ROBOT it neveeeeer ennnnds oooh half a robot it still doesn't ennnnd NO I CRUSH YOU YOU ARE TERMINATED, BITCH
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dioryoshi · 3 years
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i can’t help the disappointment that settles in me when younghoon pulls back, though i knew he had to in order to make sure juyeon didn’t see us. i swim to the shore first, drying myself off and throwing my wet hair up into a messy bun, slipping eric’s sweater back on. juyeon smiles at younghoon and i once we’re out of the water, pulling his best friend in for a quick hug.
despite what he thought of younghoon and i, they were still best friends. i put on a forced smile as mai clings to juyeon, my brother turning to me to tell me that she’d be coming over that night. “oh well, that’s fine! i’ll be at yuna’s anyways,” i smile, unusual for me to make plans like this without telling juyeon. 🦋
anyone could see juyeon’s eyes cloud over with question and curiosity, “oh.. okay, text me in the morning, i’ll come over to pick you up then.” mai frowns at that but thinks better to say anything with the glare that yuna is giving her at the moment. eric jumped on younghoon’s back deciding he’s too lazy to help sunwoo wrap up the towel. “let’s go to the carrr everyone,” he said as he looked between mai and yuna.
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