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beetlebugdash · 1 year
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My live thoughts during The Owl House finale! (Major spoiler warning!)
Why so late at night for this finale
But 10/10 for disney for doing a marathon before the finale
WHY AM I ALREADY TEARING UP IT HASNT EVEN STARTED
HERE WE GO
Oh the song
It hurts OWWWWWWWWWWW
ALL THE CHARACTER GROWTH
Here comes the tears 
Oh that wasnt the episode?
Black screen?
Oh no different dimension
HEY!
bELOS?
Creepyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Im just as confused as you luz
DID STRINGBEAN JUST SAY HI?
I dont like this
NONONO PETREFICATION
O MY
LUZ VS AMITY?
Nightmareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
EDA WHATS GOIN ON
NO
Oh shush lilith 
ITS ALL THEIR NIGHTMARES
Willow?
Are they puppets now and their living through the nightmares?
Nice suit evil dream Gus
NOT THE SHOVE
O gosh not hunter
A WITCHES BATTLE?
Its a witches duel
ITS NOT REAL!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SMART VERY SMART
Now its the title!
And on a rubix cube
REUNITED YAY
THE KISSES AW
RAE RAE
DONT TOUCH FRANCOIS
Dog?
Belos is acting horribly sus rn
MANIPULATION EW
NOT FRANCOIS
“I can imagine”
WAIT HOW DID IT HAPPEN
EDA’S PALICEMAN IS ALIVE!
“Itty bitty spiders”
Kid dosent understand death….. Owch
Thank god there isnt any commercials
HES ALIVE?
RAINE FIGHT IT FIGHT IT
AMITY MOVED
WAIT I DIDNT KNOW THERE WERE COMMERCIALS
I DONT WANT A HACHIMALS FAMILY VACATION
NO
Ooooooooooooo owl house marathon monday (at 8pm smh)
Finally were back
JUMPSCARE PACMAN
10/10 music
Stinger hehe
Marbles?
KING ACTING LIKE A HAMSTER
JENGA!
The blushing and sadness awwww
Lucky number 13 hehe
USING THEM PRONOUNS FOR THE COLLECTOR
THEIR JUST A KID 
COLLECTOR LORE!
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Abandonment issues ow
COLLECTOR IS AN INNOCENT KID!
ADOPT THE COLLECTOR 
THE LIGHT GLIPH
NOT BELOS
YES FIGHT RAINE
RAINE VS BELOS
“IM DONE” AHAHAHAHAHA
THATS THE TITAINS HEART
WAIT OWL HOUSE ABRIDGED YAY
Uh ohhhhhhhhhhhh
NOT THE MERGE NO
Im scared mom come pick me up
LIGHT GLYPH
MISS LILITH teehee
SAFETY FOR LUZ
Back to the owl house
“The bird house”
Series recap! Tying all the episodes together!
TALKIN ABOUT SPINOFFS
The mountains!
Kindness and forgiveness
Scary animation
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Holy crow thats a lotta magic
DID RAINE DIE?
YEAAA COLLECTOR MAGIC!
tHAT DOSENT WORK COLLECTOR
NONONONO
AMPHIBIA?
WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Oh my OH MY WHAT
EVEN HER MOM KNEW
KING AND EDA ARE PISSED
IM PISSED
Yep shes really gone wow
Dimension portal?
OW
Who what huh
HOOTY?
KINGS DAD
IN GHYPH PJS
BAD GIRL COVEN TSHIRT
“King and queen, best of both things”
AW BEST PARENT AWARD
Is that king andrias’s va?
THE BOILING ISLES
POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aw saying something to king TELL ME
Epic music is epic music
Rest in peace
CAMILLA IS AWAKE
Uh oh 
ARE THEY PULLING A SVTFOE?
Theyd better not be
YOU BROUGHT PAPER YAY
THE TEARS AND APPOLOGIES
BOOM
NEW FORM LUZ
WOA
LONG HAIR AND MATCHING EYES TOO
YOOOOOOOOOOO
COLLECTOR HELPING!
SMOOTH ANIMATION
AW
BOOM LIGHT
THE GLYPH IN THE MOUTH
Woa skys above
THE SMILE
NOT THE FLIPPING COMMERTIALS
FINALLY
Whistle?
RAINE!
AW
TEH KISSING
“Fluffier?”
AZURA SPEECH BUT LUZ
OH NO COLLECTOR
NOW EAT THIS SUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Is he gone for good?
“I dont feel so good” -belos
AW THE ACCEPTANCE
ITS SO PRETTYYYYYYYYYYYY
Philip?
Oh just kick him already
KICK HIM YAY
Transformation sequence?
Back to nomal form aw
I LOAF YOU AW
Aw
IS THAT HOW IT ENDS?
STEVE!
AW REUNITED!
GAY KISS!
DARIUS AND HUNTER!
Idk how i feel about the music?
THE CUDDLING!
KISS!
HOOTYS LASHES
FRANCOIS!
Awwwww at least the collector gets a happy ending
No more glyphs…
Awwwwwwwww
LUZ!
COLLEGE?
TIMESKIP
PORTAL WORKS!
AWWWWWW
HUNTER MAKES PALICMAN
A flapjack gravestone awwwwwwwwwwwwww
THE MUSTACHE
LILITH GLOW UP
AMITY LOOKS AWESOME
Prof bump the gardner awwwwwww
Oooooooo new power
DARIUS AND AMITYS DAD SHIP?
Raine looks GOOD
GUS LOOKS COOL
EDA YESSSSSSSSSSSS
Eda became what she feared, a headmaster
KING-CENERA AW
A DRESS AND AZURA CAKE
Wow king is big
Aw a shooting star!
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Oh that was a PERFECT ENDING!
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eulalielatibule · 1 year
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Heyyy sunshine distraction to the rescue!!
I want you to tell me about all your favourite things, like food, drink, activities and just anything you can think of! Also I have these questions in my camera roll from other asks if it helps :)
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OOOOOOOO ALSO I HAVE NEW BEAN CONTENT! (I found pictures of her from when we first adopted her and she was so patchy and spotty she looked like a cow 🐮)
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Also i just wanted to say I’m sending all the love and hugs your way with a weighted blanky and I appreciate you so much :) 🫶🏻🫶🏻
Oh gosh 🥹🥹🥹 this is so sweet. Thank you so much.
Well, my favorite things? My current favorite drink is froot loop milk. It's so yummy and it's even slightly pink which is cool. favorite show rn is Queen Charlotte!! It's so good oh my gosh. It's really sad in some parts but I really like it. And I'm looking forward to season 3 of Bridgerton. I want to read the books as well. I have a lot of books I need to read.
For the ask prompts:
X: I enjoy making my OCs suffer a lot. My character, Michelle, I make suffer a lot 🥴 she's the character I put a lot of trauma into but I swear I love her too 😭🩷
H: I guess I'd say my writing is simple and fluffy! I'm not a particularly fancy writer even though I wish I was.
Oh gosh she's so cute!!! My sister has a dog that looks like her. And his nickname is cow cow 🥰
I appreciate this love. Hugs 🤗
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lilacofficial · 2 years
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JRWI Apotheosis episode 1 commentary Part 4 (End)
Last part of episode 1 let's go!
Lol Hey Bizly.
Good luck Bizly.
Loones and tuneies?
Wait those are real?! I thought it was some sort of Looney Tunes joke
My bad. *Loonies and toonies*.
"I could defeat the bear."...."I could fight the bear.".
That's my favorite soda! No Name brand
G O D S L A Y E R S?!
Strict training. I understand Bizly's no laughing thing now.
Oh wait. His he one of the sons?
Champion's helmet.
His voice. 😮
Is that how that line goes?
Lol fair enough dude.
He just wants to read his magazines. Poor dude.
Oh dang. That's intense.
Oh. I've got some bad news about your guys' Dad in the very very near future.
Big words. ("I could take you right now actually.")
You'll see it soon my dude. Give it like a few hours.
Spicing?
"Spicing?" Lol that's what I said!
Forbidden room.
A natural 1 against a natural 20. Oof.
He's like, "Dang. I didn't think he would be so dumb and easy to trick 😂.".
So this isn't that family then?
Well.... that's unfortunate. I have a sneaking suspicion that things will go wrong today
Aw poor dude. 1
Oh. Adopted?
Canopy bed?
CANOPY BED!!
Their Dad is a cartoon character. Same clothes everyday.
Look? Look for what?
Oh. Is that the first time we've heard his name?
Contour. 💄
DIRTY ON THE DOWN LOW. 🤣
Secret passage?
Secret passage!
Like a Mom lol
Oh music.
Oh. Oh no. Medical table?
BRUH. WHAT?!
That's creepy.
Loudly.
Oh my gosh.
A little shocked?! I'm speechless. I know I'm typing but my mouth is shut and my eyes are wide.
Dad?
Project. Thanatos.
Oh. Oh no.
Oh no no no no no no no no no no NO!
😰
Evil Gods?
G O D S L A Y E R!
Aw. Poor Thanatos. 😢
Insert Vine here. 😏 (That Vine is so funny and for what)
Very valid Thanatos.
Does he stab his Dad?!
Soccer mom-ing it. ⚽️
Podium?
Bowling time. 👦 🎳
Oh no. He's like, "Time to try again." 🗡.
Oh dang.
I.AM.SHAKING.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh. 😟
This is so sad.
Durian? Is it because he stinks? 😂
360 no scope.
His wires. 😦
Oh dang. ("I was never your son.".)
Mechanics whirring. 🥺
Lol. Got him.
Oooo stained glass.
Oooooooo. Symbolism. I hope someone has drawn that scene.
Oh two attacks!
Third imposter! 😂
"I'm used to Chip. Chip just kind of do shit."
Lol that's okay Bizly. I would probably do the same thing.
Oh dang Thantos. That's quite a line.
Yeah. He was unprepared for this.
Aw. Not his brothers. 😟
What was that Bizly? 😂
An opening to open him.
Dang.
BaAg. I love the way Canadians say bag. It makes the word sound cooler.
"If we're past that at this point." Ouch.
L
Aw. Ow. 💔 ("It was an honour to serve under who I thought you were.")
Aw. My heart.
"I'm gonna smite this Motherfucker! I'm pissed off! At the dice! In real life!"
10 robot damage.
"How do you wanna do this?" 😟
My jaw just dropped.
Aw dang.
The mechanics!!
Oof.
Oh my gosh.
Only 20 minutes ago.
My mouth is agape. I bet I look so dumb right now.
Religous deconstruction lol
Oh yeah. I forgot....again.
"I've said my piece." BIZLY!
I do feel bad for the brothers and sisters. At this point. Who knows lol
"That was metal as fuck man! And not just cause I'M metal! But holy shit that was cool!" I AGREE!!
That was a lot.
I am worried bit also super intrested and looking forward to this campaign.
I can't wait for them all to meet and see what kind of dynamics they have with each other!
Obviously Charlie, Grizzly and Bizly were great but I just want to give a round of applause to Condi real quick.
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
That was amazing.
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bigboobyhalo · 3 years
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ok time for art excitement that i can’t fit in just the tags !! this’ll probably be repetitive n possibly incoherent !!! you can also interpret my many exclamation marks for happy stimming :] !!
dream !!!! oooooooo the way his jacket is shaped is so nice !! ooooooo this is amazing :D !!!!!!
skdjdjkd george’s expression i love these so much !!! mushroom n goggles !!!! these are all so amazing :D !!!!!
sapnap !!! the demon horns <3 !!!! all the little variations in their outfits like him having one pant leg cuffed n the other not are so cool :D !!!!!
callahan is adorable oh my gosh <3 !!! ooo n like the minimal shading on like the inside of the hood n his hooves !!! this is so pretty !!!!!!
sam :D !!!!!!!!!! o i love this !!!! (he looks so happy and un-traumatized skdjdkkdk) the apron n gloves this is so v sam !!!!
ponk oh my gosh his expression he looks so small skdjdkkd !!!!!! leaf !!!!! oooooo i love the coloring like on the mask n his pants especially are so pretty !!!!!
BAD !!!! ah the legs look so cool !!! he’s got chains !!!! and tallness hehe !!! oooo his hands !!! o he is so demon-y i love him !! (v pfp-potential .....) so v cool !! i adore the way you draw bad !!!!
tommy !!! these are such good like expressions n like well not as much poses but like the way they’re standing n holding themselves are all so v in character these are so good !!!!! band aid guy hehe !!! ooo pockets :] !! i love all the colors from your color chart !!
tubbo !! aww these are such nice outfits n like the lineart !!!! all of these are so shapey n nice i love them !!!!!!!
fungi <3 !!!!!!! o he is so fox guy :D !!! theyre all monochrome but your use of like color n contrast is so good !!!! fluffy :] !!
punz !!!!!! ah !! the shape-y-ness is so nice !!! your art is so pretty n so all the characters are like so distinct !! commie you are so a cool :]
purpled !!! not a surprising color !!! i really like the expression and like coloring choices you did for him :D !!!! v lovely !!!!!!!!
wilbur !!! ooooo light n dark shading !!!! these are so cool !!!!! like his hair being floofy n the roundness of his face n shoes but then the like lines n straightness of his clothes n legs !!!! i aspire so much to draw like you :] !!!!!
hehe evil sheep dude !! ooo horns !! also a really cool one for like both light n slightly lighter n dark shading !! like the tie versus the suit versus his shoes !!! these are so nice n pretty !!! n i love the way you pose them n all the expressions :D !!!!!!
skeppy :P !!!!! ha short. box :] !! ooooooooooo the shininess n texture on his legs o that’s so cool i really really like this skeppy design !!! he’s box but also diamond :] !!! big hoodie :D !!!!!
eret !!! oooo the contrast between the sunglass n the coloring looks so cool !!! ah why do these all have to be so pfp-potential skdjdkdkkd !!! the way floofy hair like is distinct from the other like smoother lines is so pretty !!!!!!!! your art is like just so good n fun to look at !!!
jack manifold !!! o this is epic !!!!!!!!! the coloring on this is incredible !!!!!! it’s monochrome but everything is so distinct this is amazing !!!!!!!!! even his 3d glasses are easy to tell theyre different shades o this is wonderful !!! he’s so like corner-y? like the like are so sharp n nice :] !!!!
niki !!! o this is so the perfect color for her !!!!!! i love this outfit !! w the long sleeve shirt underneath n the overalls !!! o this is so pretty :D !!! niki <3 !!!!!
skdjdkjdjd o this expression is so correct for quackity !!! i mean it’s your style so they’re all v shape-y but w quackity’s hoodie it’s a v nice variation between curvy n straight lines :D !!!! and wonderful coloring for the different shades !!!!!!!
hbomb !!!!!!!! woah this is so incredible !!! like he’s almost fully colored in plus having a plaid pattern n like all the values are nice and like separate !!! i really really love how you made them all looking like how they did when they first joined this is such a good concept n really really wonderful designs for everyone !!!!!!!
techno !!!! oooooo big cape :] !!! earrings !!!!! commie you are so epic these are incredible !!! oooooo the jewels on his crown n cape are so pretty :D !!!!!
ant my boy <3 !!! i already rambled about him in the tags but your art is wonderful n i love him so he gets extra appreciation out of bias :] !!! v epic ant art :D !!!!!
philza !!!! oooo the shading like under his hat o that’s so cool !!!!!! skdjdjjd i like how far down the neckline is smdjndslkdjdk !!!! v pretty :D !!!!!!!!
connor !!! o he is so v shapey this is so good !!!!! n his expression !!!! these are amazing !!!!!! v cool coloring too !!!!!
puffy !!!! ooooo i really like this color for her !!! v fitting :] !!! oooooo !!! like shapey-ness for her specifically like the way the curl ones of her hair contrasts the v straight lines of her shirt oooooo this is beautiful :D !!!!! i really reallu like this outfit for puffy w the shorts n sunglasses n all :] !!!!!!!!!!
woah !!!! the coloring for ranboo is so pretty !!!! his eyes !!!!! o that’s so cool !!!!!!!!! oooo the jewels on his crown :D !!! o this is so good to look at !!!!!!!
foolish !!!!!!!!! ooooo his emerald eyes :D !!!!! oooooooooooooo v cool foolish outfit !!! hehe tall :] !!!!! aww the shark is lovely n blushing :D !!!!!!! o you have no idea how happy your squiggly blush makes me it’s so cool !!!!!
HANNAH <3 !!! o this is INCREDIBLE !!!!!!!!! the vine arm !!! that’s epic !!! this design is wondeful !!!!!!!!! oooooo the pattern on the skirt !!!! this is so pretty !!!!! rose shoes :D !!! this makes me so happy !!!!!!!!!! ah !! n like the little floaty leaves :] !!!! oooooooo there’s so much detail but it’s like v well spread out n v nice to loook at !!! n the way the curliness of her hair contests the straightness of her outfit but then the wavy vines on her arm n then versus the straightness n slight curve of her legs !!!! o this is so pretty !!!!!!!!!
commie you are so cool n i am in such awe how did you draw ALL of these you did not announce this that long ago skdjdjdjdj
... also i just realized i don’t know if you’re ok with typing quirks. uh oh :/ uh well anyways your art is very cool and i really really adore all of these :D !!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS SO FUCKIGN NCIE I KEEP REREADING IT AND LIKE I CAN’T REPLY TO THIS ALL BUT JSUT KNW THAT THIS MEANS THE WORLD TO ME OHHHHHH MY GOODNESS TYSM TYSM TYSM i have no clue how i got it done so quick im mentally unwell ig
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OOOOOOOO CRUSH STORYIME
A few years ago, i had a crush on someone and two of my friends had crushes on each other (theyd told me separately that they had crushes on each other and so i had The Power) so we agreed wed tell our crushes we liked them
at an after school thingie, we all met up and formed a lil circle group thingie
it was the four of us plus a few more people and we all confessed to our crushes
i ended up dating mine for over a year and the others still like each other but dont want to date but are still so cute together
OH MY GOSH THATS SO ADORABLE
I have MMA classes with my ex’s ex :D
But in all honesty he’s cool so it’s fun (we also have programming together at school)
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tiny-smallest · 4 years
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day steventeen - distractions
Rating: G Characters: Bertrum, the toons, brief Sammy Warnings: Description: The toons are bored and seeking something to do. Bertrum wishes they’d leave, but he ends up regretting making that apparent.
Also on AO3!
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Bertrum’s turn, finally! :D
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"No."
"But it's really cool!" Bendy cooed, half laying on the table, feet off the floor, chin in hands as he stared at the little model buildings, riveted on the center tower.
"I don't care. You can't touch it." Bertrum looked over his shoulder from the bulletin boards and the copious posters, notes, blueprints, and concept drawings pinned to them to give the little devil a glare.
"You're not even using it right now- ooOOOOOO IS THAT WHAT IT'S GONNA LOOK LIKE!" Bendy had spotted one of the concept drawings for the completed tower. "THAT'S SO COOL!"
Breathe. Calm down. Do not strangle the little gremlin. No matter how much he's inviting it.
"Oh gosh Bendy- there's really no point in playing with them, though." Boris tapped his forefingers together. "We should just leave."
"We're bothering him," Alice came right out and said. Bertrum heaved a quiet sigh of relief that someone, at least, understood without having to be told. 
"We're annoying," she added quietly, and suddenly he felt a lot less relieved.
"No," he huffed. "But you are loud. I have work to get done. Revisions to do." He turned around fully and did not like the pang in his gut from the vastly different body language going on with the three than had existed a minute ago.
"You want a nice park to play in sometime, don't you?" he coaxed, gesturing with a sweep of his hand back at the bulletin board. "Won't it be nice to leave the studio?"
Boris blinked, ears flopping to the other side of his head as he tilted it. "... But we can't."
Now it was Bertrum's turn to be confused. "Wait, doesn't someone take you out now and again?"
Alice shook her head. "Too dangerous."
"Yeah, there's superfans who stalk the woods tryin'na find the studio." Bendy poked a little at the tower, previous chutzpa gone. "Someone might see us."
“... And there’s no plans on how to introduce you to the public someday?”
“Not that we know of,” Boris mumbled.
... Did Joey really make three people of a brand new species without factoring that in? Did he really?
The sentiment must have started to show because all three shrank away from him. Bertrum sighed and drew a hand down his face. 
No time for this now. No time for any of this right now. He needed to find his quiet place. The zone. He needed to get back on track (Eugh accidental pun, he thought as his eyes snagged on the Buddy Boris Railway concept art) and store those thoughts for later and get these three out of his room...
Without upsetting them further.
"There you are."
Bertrum's hand lowered in surprise at the voice- it was only vaguely familiar to him, but more familiar than it might have otherwise been.
He didn't have much to do with the music department given his line of work, but Sammy Lawrence's voice was rather impossible to not know in some fashion, given the amount of use it got in yelling Joey's name all the way from the music department itself anytime a pipe broke. Or anytime Bendy did something obnoxious.
Actually that's not happening as much anymore, is it. Hm.
"I've been looking for you," Mr. Lawrence scolded as he crested the top of the stairs, his stern face a bit softer than Bertrum expected as he stood there, hands on his hips, surveying each toon. "I found more coloring books for you and, Alice, I found that book you've been wanting to read. You'll need to take care with it though; it's a library book."
"You found it?" Alice's face lit up, and her halo, more literally, as she bounded over to Mr. Lawrence, stopping just short of hugging his legs. "Oh thank you, thank you! Where is it?"
"My office." Yet another surprise. "... If you three want to stay awhile. That's up to you."
"Yes please!" they all said in unison, Bendy hopping down from the table and Boris's ears perking considerably. They all flashed him smiles as they walked by, hurrying down the stairs.
Mr. Lawrence sighed and stretched, giving a nod to Bertrum before following after them.
... Maybe Bertrum should ask Mr. Lawrence a thing or two-
A timer went off and he nearly jumped, grumbling once he remembered a moment after that embarrassment that he only had a few more hours before his meeting with Mr. Drew.
He could ask him. He should. But first he should get back to work.
Maybe, if he didn't want to rip Mr. Drew's head off during the meeting too much, he'd remember to ask him some questions of a not-strictly-work nature.
Bertrum righted the model tower Bendy knocked askew and turned back to his blueprints.
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authenticaussie · 5 years
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What do you think the difference would be in a TMNT/OP fic with different collections of turtles?
oooooooo okay so I should be getting ready for class tomorrow but you have 100% captured me I’m so invested in this
mainly I know 2003, 2012, and Rise - well, at least, they’re my favourites and have the most distinct characterisation tbh bc they’re long-running series - SO I’ll do those guys :DD
THIS GOT LONG (because of course it did, I’ve never made a short post in my LIFE) SO FIRST: 
the main difference in fic would be tone!!!!!!!! The turtles are all really affected by the shows they come from so there’d be big differences in how they react to the new situation. Combining OP and 2018, they’re both such loud and bright shows that writing them sad would be kinda….disatisfactory to a reader. 2012 is the one where you could get kinda dark, and go down the genetic experiment and “oh wow these kids need a therapist” and Luffy being >:T wtf why are your lives so Fucked Up route, and 2003 would be hilariously awkward because they’re technically all in the same age range but they act so different wheezes
Second!!! Fun character analysis and Shenanigans under the readmore. 
2003
Probably the most responsible on this list, they’re like??? tbh, barely teenagers?? Or at the very least, 18 or 19, and they can be air-heads but 2003 goes feet-first into the whole plot and character and Everything Happens. I mean, literally in season one there’s this whole subplot about how you define monsters and genetic testing and Wild shit like that so they feel Way more adult than the Strawhats get at times. Even though One Piece covers some dark topics it….the characters - the strawhats, in particular, is what I mean - don’t feel like adults the same way the 2003 turtles do. 2003 also doesn’t feel as dark as 2012 gets sometimes, but I feel 2012 is also because they seem really young, and in 2003 at least they get to process their trauma. 2012…..kinda beats them up a lot akhsdg pft.
Sticking them with the Strawhats would be !! Honestly really funny? I feel Mikey would get along with them really well - in every iteration he’s very good at going with the flow, and hey, pirates? and they’re nice? and cool powers? - he’d have the time of his life. Donnie would try and figure out What Was Going On (as the resident “please fix this in case it’s dangerous” guy, that’s probably what his role would Often be) but I can see him being easily distracted by Franky and the whole devil fruits thing. GOD him and Franky is a thought and a half omfg. The level of tech in One Piece is so different when compared to the modern world, and it operates on rules but like, rules that are just ever so slightly different. 
Raph would be in debt Immediately. Mainly bc Nami’s manipulative like that but also because he’s just………..Like That. He’d be rude and insulting and if the strawhats were helping them out he’d be the team’s voice of reason. Or, distrust, I suppose. The one who hangs back, who’s prickly, who’s the last to offer his trust because his family needs him to be uncompromised, just in case. I think he and Zoro would clash for a bit, not like, in words but just in gestures, until the crew + turtles had been through their adventures, and gotten to the end of Whatever fic was being written, and then they’d be friends. Not best buds but like, healthy respect for each other. 
Leo……….absolutely does Not understand why Luffy is leader. It’s like making Mikey the boss; it doesn’t make sense to him, because Luffy is too trusting and he’s strong but strength doesn’t make a good leader, and in 2003 Leo’s kind of a pushover so he’d stay on the sidelines and watch with Raph. But, as everyone knows, Luffy’s magnetism is Pretty Hard To Deny, and the crew’s respect for him does a lot to show to Leo that he may be missing something but that he doesn’t have to understand. 
2012
I always……..feel so bad for TMNT2012 //weeps They’re just kids and they get put through so much like wow I’m only at season two but from spoilers there’s like?? their dad keeps DYING and being bought back to life???/ THAT’S GOTTA FUCK YOU UP!!! Plus all of them have all these different insecurities and they’re kinda mean to each other (Raph….has only given a proper apology for being a dick once so far, and I’m like. mid-way through season two. I’m sorry if this makes me mikey kin @@zali but pLEASE I cannot stand this LET THEM BE NICE TO EACH OTHER ;A; Like they’re still obviously a family but gosh they’re– so prickly)
Honestly depending on how the Strawhats meet them, like holy shit :o they might be Enemies. In 2003 I feel like they’ve been through enough to try and de-escalate a situation first, but 2012 are so Paranoid that unless they had April with them they’d be like WELP this is another mind-control alternate dimension thing, time to ninja vanish. And sure, after they ended up on whatever quest they needed to go on, Luffy would be fascinated by them (2012 definitely pushes the limits of what you can Actually do, in terms of hiding and shit, but I think that makes it fun !!) but I feel the turtles would be pretty paranoid at first. Mikey & Donnie would be the first two to be dragged out of their shells (snickers) because Donnie would be super curious (and also…probably kinda aggravated and confused) about how the one piece world rules work, and Mikey because…friends!! They already have a reindeer mutant on the crew, they’re obviously cool with mutants :D
akhsdg okay I mention that 2003 would hang back and assess Luffy’s leadership still but like 2012 would be such a dick. He never seems to learn the lesson that people have different strengths and different ways of doing things >:T and watching Luffy lead would drive him crazy. I bet he’d try and make plans and be all structured and in control and Luffy would wreck things and/or the strawhats would be like “lol no lmao, you’re not the captain”. Even if he did have a good plan, like….the Strawhats rarely follow plans if Luffy says they’re doing something different snickers. I feel a major part of this could just a nice subplot line of Leo learning to Chill and also like………give the 2012 a fun adventure I’m begging you sobs. Do a Long Long Island filler arc or smth, where it’s dumb and silly and barely dangerous because they’re all competent af. 
Also: Mikey constantly trying to find a devil fruit because “dudes, it’s probably not gonna apply when we go back home and think about how SICK superpowers would be!!!!!!!!”
He does not get one, to his disappointment. 
2018
These guys are IDIOTS and would fit in with Luffy’s brand of chaos p e r f e c t l y 
Okay so yeeeeah I’m probably biased because I think Rise may be my favourite (the family dynamics!! the character designs!! the animation!!! the stupid jokes!!! the sudden flashes of deeper plot!!!!!!!!) BUT. No-one can argue with me that Rise turtles are chaotic as fuck and they’d have the time of their LIVES with Luffy’s crew. Raph would fall in love with Chopper (Chopper would be terrified of him, continuing the terribly sad trend of Raph being Bad With Animals), Donnie would go wild glitter-eyed over the devil fruits and technology and immediately try and do a million mad scientist experiments (and look. SMILES are fucked up. But this boii would totally try and make one/figure out how they worked). He’s….a mad genius and maybe a little bit evil. 
Leo would either drive Sanji crazy or be INSTANTLY adopted and taught how to be “cool”, but I can also see Sanji and Zoro lowkey fighting over him SNICKERS. Because Leo has a sword so he’s obviously Zoro’s, but he’s suave and likes fashion so he MUST be Sanji’s, and it’s not an argument persay, until Leo says he thinks both of them are cool and then it’s a battle to the death. 
(The end of leo’s sentence was “not as cool as me tho ;P” only they didn’t notice that bit.)
April would absolutely fall in love with Robin. And also Nami?? But I feel mainly Robin like Oh Man Robin is so cool and both of them are hypercompetent??? April’s like teach me how to be a badass assassin and Robin smiles and laughs and absolutely does. 
Mikey’s so loud that he almost terrifies Usopp, and terrifying Usopp is kinda a no-no in Luffy’s book, but he likes these guys and Mikey’s just excited to have an artist friend and so both of them bounce around the ship like ping pong balls. 
There is………yeah. A lot of paint covering the Sunny after they’re through. I can’t decide if Franky would cry or laugh but I know one (1) single drop of paint got on Nami’s tangerines and she Banished them. Rise turtles probably have a really good time and the crew figures out they’re basically children really quick and make sure nothing bad happens to them. Leo promises to try and get better at portal-making so they can come visit New York sometime, and everyone is like “what the fuck is new york??” at the same time as Donnie says HEY WAIT, I THINK WE’RE ON AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION and they get teleported home :DD
THANKS FOR LETTING ME SPILL ALL MY TURTLE FEELINGS EVERYWHERE
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arodrwho · 4 years
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cr 2.87 lb
everybodye gonna die again
oh are we running? ok cool
eyyy sentinel
oh bless! nice!
caaaaleb failed a death save
i was just saying earlier i was mildly concerned caleb would need to be rez’d
oooooooo THANK U CAD
well gosh my dudes
“how can i protect my caleb : (” “well.. look out for #1 first” HELL YEAH i’m v proud of you nott!!
“caduceus…! protect my caleb!!” CALLLLLBACK!!
oh DAMN a nat 20! poetic…………
god i love rogues
“17…. you are swallowed” [nott voice] aAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[liam voice] sheisse
lmfao
anyway Ca Y L E B
he’ll be fine tho
“the caedogeist vanishes into the floor—& pops up—& she is going to [something] obann the punished” fU C K YEAH
nat20?????
oh PLEASE give her the kill
pleas e it would be so satisfying!!!!!!
aw narts
hey gross!!!
“start wailing on this guy” u mad abt ur friend
“spit! out! the wizard!!” heck yeah man!!!!
oof a miss
COOL THO
“caleb turns into a giant ape” fucking incredible caleb. i love you. i LOVE you.
28, holy shit dude
that 5 second flash-smile at “that was unexpected” was rly endearing
which feels weird to say abt a stranger, but,
NICE one taliesin!!
inflinct wOUND S
it never goes well for her but maybe--
:(
“an old priest, and a young priest. an old priest… and a young priest” lmao
canonically mobile goblin ears!!!!!!!
THANK U sam
“i lost him. he’s gone. matt is also dming another game” djkghdkgh
“sneak attack…?” “no cause you had disadvantage on the attack” “ahg, you’re right. you’re always right……….”
“i guess i’m just gonna stand there, cos i don’t know what’s going on in there!” nott is showing actual self-preservation instincts & while i am very delighted i’m also kinda unnerved like
nott
is that u
have u been bodysnatched
not once but TWICE she has put her own wellbeing first & that ! is HOG of WILD!!
u savEd fjord, thakn u
taliesin looks vry stressed
oof u can’t , save, yasha
oh!! she’ll be fine! good
fuck you dnd beyond overlay i don’t want to know what their health is
i want to be HORRIFIED and SURPRISED when they fall unconscious
o man o boy o cad my dude
CAD is getting ATE
and NO BODY KNO W S
“i SAID! PUKE! UP! OUR! WIZARD!”
aw interrupt :(
NOOOO she’s unconscious
goodnight beau
“gorilla caleb is too incensed & is just wailing on the thing”
“31 points of bludgeoning damage” nice!
[taliesin, quietly] help
[description of attack] [taliesin again, quietly] help
bruh somebody gonna die this battle
“u can feel thousands and thousands of tiny teeth tearing across ur body” “tearing across my body” lmao
“oh, this is interesting” oh it’s always fun when he says that “i’m gonna cast… i’m gonna cast, uh, vampiric touch” oooo the rude spell! nice
thank u for saving beau yasha
“as if to a dog?” “as if to a dog” lmao but also ouch
barnacles spell failed fuck
“see if i can keep beau safe” hey gosh
thank god u got a potion nott thank u
fjord aAAAA almo S T
oh fuck. oh FU C K
ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok oK
it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine they’re all gonna die but iT’S FINE
oh THANK GOD just 1 death save ok ok ok she’s down 2 but. she could still b ok she could still make it’s fiNE
jester is unconscious and we are so fucked. we are SO FUCKED.
oh fuck oh hell oh god
oh fuuuuuuuck
caedogeist PLEASE
this would be so satisfying come onnnnnnn
the caedogeist DESERVES this
sAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SA Y    IT
“how do i wanna do this” god i love this
oh a laura hug!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is so great
this is SO GREAT
THAT IS SO FUCKIN METAL
“i immediately stand up and bonus action mass healing word as soon as i can”
why are we stil in initiative blease i’m sad
hey beau. hey. hey beau
oh thank god
beau could’ve DIED
“can i get a hug” “not my type” sjdhgkdjfgh
“i got a heal for you when you’re ready” hey gosh
“giant ginger gorilla” lskdhgkdjfgh what a detail liam
i am glad caleb is checking on beau tho that’s good
good friendo
“smells like caleb. i think it’s caleb” lmao
“...there’s no response” :(((((
“maybe he’s still fighting” maybe? or maybe he’s unconscious or maybe he’s D E A D
“do u mind. checking ahead” caduceus i’m sad
“i could go with you” yasha i love you so much. i would die for you.
“maybe cape-leb could go with us” y E A H BOI
idk where all this character development for nott came from????????? i love her
“caleb. carry me” [gorilla noises] [picks up beau] excellent
caleb stop that.
“giant hand. just way too large ruffles her hair” caleb you’re so obnoxious
“i’m doing much better now thank you. i’m okay” [big ape hug] “ohhhkay ohkay, be aware of your surroundings”
“i’ll take a big swig of booze and—” someone hug NOTT
“we’re the mighty nein” “they’re here, we found them!!” “who’s looking for us” that’s a damn good question bruh
is it the soul or
oh gross!
“archivist cathadok” or however u spell it
cooooool good 2 see u
pumat :(
“it’s been a while since i got to flex the ol pumuscles” “ha! ha! ha!” ……...OH
i didn’t realize until
okay i was just like pumat like ah! a fun pun! but. poo muscles………….
“okay, sleepy time” i love. pumat
i didn’t get why everyone loved pumat so much before & assumed it was residual gilmore love but actually the more we see of him
i genuinely love pumat
is caleb hiding hisface
caleeeeb…..
“and u are not to leave my sight” oh dear dude
“seemingly quite messy” lmfao
doot doot doot y’all walkin
“you’re not unknown figures to the people that are here”
haha upsetting!! caleb my guy this is just like
a REAL bad day for u
on the upside tho u got! friend back! is good!!
“i gather them and—” oh gosh you’re gonna “i’m going to put them in my book” y e a h
that’s sad & very good. i love you yasha.
idk what caleb moment i missed, but
i def missed one bc liam started to say sth before th stream cut out (curse u internet)
oh boy. herded into the street
tumblr informs me that caleb said “this is going to be such an interesting day. so many people to meet. i love this city” so like
he is indeed havin a real bad time
oh are they being herded somewhere in particular that ISN’T the cobalt soul? based on a few posts i think they’re being herded somewhere in particualr that isn’t the cobalt soul
i was not aware of this
due to spotty internet
i am now afraid!
oh does caleb scratch his scars while he says that also? terrible! i love it!
shimmer ward :)
that’s fun :))
u can see soltryce :)))
u can see the candles :))))))
caleb! is suffering!!
“i just walk up & i just grab caleb’s hand & i just say ‘hey! we’re here with you!’” hey gosh
i’m soft
also i can hear the shippers now so let me just say: UGHHHHHHHHH
GO AW A   Y
i love caleb suffering
it is.. good! it’s good
“we’re going to rely on your experience have you ever been in this chamber before?” lmfao y’all he doesn’t know ALL of rexxentrum
good thoughts nott
“caleb is going to just slide down the wall and pull his gore-covered cloak” o buddy,
this is very soft
“i was on the fence” “fair” lmao
“i’ve never had anything above my head but my hair, and maybe sometimes if things are flying around” lmao yasha i love you
huh.
that’s an interesting question nott
“why are you speaking differently” “he got kicked by a donkey in zadash. messed up his head. forgot who he was” okay that WAS funny until you made the other rude comments
“i decided to give it a go, because fuck it”
“this is actually not the way, that i talk” “what” “i was just. kidding” i love you yasha
also WOW fjord that honesty though
goddamn
“bathed in a total cold sweat” oh caleb
“why are you so stressed caleb” “oh yasha. he’s just rly got to fart. he’s holding it in  i can see it on his face he is sweating so much” “i am not one to judge so” lmadgkjfgh
“don’t look at my pumuscles” fucK
anyway yasha uh
u been away a while so i guess it makes sense that u forgot abt caleb’s backstory
“it’s also just possible that we did a good thing and good things are gonna happen? i’m not saying i’m always right but i’ve been right before”
“i’ll take a big swig” “oh no” lmao my thoughts exactly
“[something] now?” “what” “no” i would rag on caleb for being passive aggress but honestly it’s a miracle he’s this put together rn so
he gets a pass
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
“you are to leave your weapons within the chamber”
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
fucking NICE bro
good job nott
“i bring my fists because they’re always with me” lmao
oooof
oooooooooff
u don’t have ur crystal bro that’s not good
that’s ur wildmother symbol no?
:(
oh boy oh boy oh boy who’s THERE
8 figures huh
haha fear
waddup dude are u the king
yea ur the king
sup
agender halfelf whaddUP who the fuck are YOU
the curator we heard about before or
HELL YEAH
udala fon? sweet
ALLURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
o waddup it’s oremid
and daleth oh boy. oh boy.
oh boy.
hahahhahaha oh boy.
jaundiced oh no
yeah it’s trent
yeah
fuck
caleb my buddy my boy my pal
cay. leb.
are you. okay.
i mean obviously you are not okay but.
hhhhhhh oh man.
holy shit cad is so fucking nervous
“you look.. perhaps not as educated as one would assume” oh RUDE bitch
“thank you” cad. i love you. best possible response
TELL THEM ABOUT THE THING
THE CLOAK THING DUDE
oh no you said jester’s full name in front of trent
oh no
oh. no
hhahahahah i have. fear
caleb is having some emotions on his face right now but i don’t know whatall they are
sads? contempt? exhaustion? jus extreme dissociation?
“she really doesn’t joke. ever”
lmfao travis
counting on his fingers
holy shit bro
“don’t make me roll initiative here” lm ao
oh no oh n o
--hhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
oh fuck.
“they seemed to be RESPONSIVE to the word of these esteemed [something positive savior word]”
oh FUCK.
oh FUCK oh FUCK oh FU   C   K
“what have been your dealings with the bright queen” hhhahhahahahaha
good, good, lean on the spy thing
“she REALLY wants her fuckin beacon back” ljhdfgh beau i love you
also WOW you went there!!!!!!!
sorry what
on caleb????
what did i MISS the stream skipped over
FU CK
hhh
hhhhhhhh
i got fear bro
yikes yikes
that sure is some Mission Givening
hhhoooooo
hey allura love u
how’s it go
“par for the course” dghfg caleb
yasha almost forgot 2 say her name. relatable
D: pls be ok allura
“10 ft behind ludinus, and in the process of gathering robes over 1 shoulder & abt to turn in your direction” hahaha oh shit
hide ur face caleb
“impressive business, isn’t it?” hhh
“especially you bren”
fuck.
FUCK.
hey uh. fuck.
“should i go kill him” “no no probably not” hh
“i was making a bit of a joke but”
hhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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hhhhhhhhhhhh
FUCK YOU MATTHEW MERCER
HOW DARE YOU END IT THERE
COME THE FUCK ON MAN YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO SURVIVE ANOTHER WEEK
i am DYING matthew
i am DYING
i am DYING VERY HARD
shit ufkc of HELL my dude
YEAH marisha did GREAT i’m delighted
i’d say proud but that’s weird bc i don’t know her
i AM proud of beau tho
anyway FU C   K
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letterstosestrilles · 5 years
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gaystrophysicist
OOOOOOOO I absolutely love this concept! It's so cool that Elyn has a following (wonder if that will come up in-game, wouldn't that be wild). and PIKA oh my gosh you sneaky, mysterious, amazing woman, dropping hints like the best of them!
A reader!!!!!!! Hello reader!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One can only hope that this will someday come up in-game! (Our Fairy Godsdungeonmaster seems pretty entertained, so one never knows ...) And Pika is the SNEAKIEST and best, even now that she is retired.
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emmybluefire · 7 years
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July 25 2017 | Entry 2 Pt 2
Oooooooo, My gosh! I can’t believe what just happened! I mean wow! Like... oh man. I’m geeking out. Um... um um ummm.... FIRE BUBBLES! BIG, AMAZING, PRETTY, FIRE BUBBLES! *swoon* I didn’t realize shamans were capable of such -amazingness!- *hyperventilation* ooohkay okay... okay. I’m good now. Master Sergeant Av’laa came to me earlier and asked me to test out the Spellstones she made. Each, apparently, make barriers. Big, bubbly, barriers! She even showed me her first example. A fire stone! Oh my gosh... It was amazing~ And was somehow able to deflect a bolt of arcane from me. After many adjustments of course. Because you know, the arcane is awesome like that. I’m looking forward to completely destroying every barrier she’s mad- ... I mean. Testing. Yes. Testing. Testing every barrier she’s made. It’s gonna be so fun~ But okay. Back to what I was writeing about earlier... actually. Hang on. What -was- I writing about earlier? OH YEAH! Jack Tyerion... *sigh* ... man. Way to kill my mood brain. ... Don’t write that. Yeah... Jack Tyerion and his band of rogue corpses attacked us today. And when I was finally able to get to a point where I could teleport back to Stormwind and help? I was too late. I couldn’t get there in time to stop the carnage, only to see the aftermath. And well... it wasn’t pretty. Injured everywhere... people I couldn’t really tend to due to my lack of medical knowledge... I felt so USELESS! *sigh* Ah shut up. Don’t talk about yourself like that Emmy. You had a use later. Well, at the very least. I did have a purpose later on. For some odd reason, a recruit was ordered to bring the body of a necromancer, and a strange potion he had to me for examination. I told him to burn the body. Because, you know. I’m not fucking stupid. I can’t risk a corpse rising on two feet again and utterly TRASHING my library! ... That’d be VERY unfortunate. Because then -I’D- have to clean up his mess! After I, blasted him to smithereens of course. But, anyways. When the body got here... chaos ensued. BECAUSE -SOME-BODY DIDN’T FOLLOW MY ORDER! Ugh... Yeah. Long story short... Me and this recruit were ambushed by like... twenty undead. A few of them were ghouls but... the rest were skeletal in nature. Unfortunately I wasn’t on duty, nor in armor at the time... so I suffered a heavy injury. Hence why my quill is writing this entry for me. One of the damn things bit into the meat of my shoulder. Leaving a -nasty- gash just above my left arm. Thank you! Corporal Tatterbell, for patching me up and getting me to the cathedral. I feel like I would of bleed out if you hadn’t. Speaking of the cathedral... the paladin who tended to me was, unbelievably, a half elf like me! It was cool! And you know, him and his friends were so nice. And fun to talk to! Titans they were amazing. Though... I think... the female liked me... she seemed to stare a bit too much when I had to take my doublet off for cleansing. Eh. Oh well. I don’t mind it when people look. I just mind it when people sneer or get uncomfortable by the very thing we ALL fucking have. Like seriously. Peoples reactions to nudity seem a bit too... immature at times. But yeah... that’ll be all for tonight! B-bye! Alright quill... lets see how you d- *sniff* ... ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! YOU WROTE EVERYTHING I S- ... Amun’Thul... please... give me the willpower to -NOT- blow everything up.
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ppandfm · 7 years
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Parties, Formal Meetings and Pinetrees   Chapter: 4
Description:  Two gay men, a protective grunkle, and a bottle of whiskey all appear in this chapter.
After Dipper called out to whoever was at his room door it opened revealing a certain great-uncle of theirs. Ford standing there nerdy and proud with a grin on his face as he put his suitcases down by the room doorway. Dipper about forgot that their great-uncle was going to be staying for a few days to visit. Mabel about tackled him though with one of her bear hugs.
   “Great-Uncle Ford!!” Mabel practically cried out when she tackle hugged him. “Oh my gosh it’s so good to see you!”
   Ford laughed as he hugged his niece, “It’s great to see you as well, Mabel! How did that sweater you were telling me about turn out?”
   “It looked amazing, Great Uncle Ford. I wish I could’ve shown it to you in person, but I gave it to my friend Pacifica.”
   “You mean your crush, Mabes. Hey, Great Uncle Ford, how have you been?” Dipper said as he stood up to shake his relative’s hand. Ford took the hand and pulled him into a hug. His great uncle pulled away to look at his nephew and niece.
   “I’ve been doing fine. Stan just got over a cold, though, so he wasn’t able to come. Now, what’s this about a crush, Mabel? I thought you were dating that Mermando guy.”
   Mabel rolled her eyes, “First off, we went on one date. Second, it turned out he’s supposed to marry some duchess in Europe, so we decided to just be friends. Finally, Pacifica is a good friend of mine and she’s really pretty and I feel really warm inside when I think about her and I’m kinda sorta not really totally in love with her.”
   Dipper and Ford chuckled together at the girl’s lovesick look. Mabel shook her head and grabbed her great uncle’s bags, “Anyway, I’m gonna put these in your room so you can talk to Dipper. He needs some advice about coming out. You’ll thank me for this later, bye!”
   Dipper cursed his sister under his breath and sat down on the bed. He felt a dip next to him and a six-fingered hand on his back. The room was silent for a few minutes before Ford spoke, “So you are queer. I guess I owe Stan ten dollars. But, what’s this about coming out? I thought your parents weren’t really okay with all this queer business.”
   “It’s just a joke Mabel made. Also, I can’t believe you and Stan bet on my own gayness behind my back. I’m not really gay. I still like girls. I mean, all that business with Wendy wouldn’t really make sense if I were gay, would it? So, no, not gay. But, maybe I’m a little bisexual. I don’t know.”
    Ford rubbed for a moment, then asked a question, “Why is she bringing all this up now? It doesn’t really make sense unless you’ve just now met someone.”
   “Well…” Dipper trailed off. Ford cocked an eyebrow at his nephew, “Have you met someone, Dipper?”
   Dipper blushed slightly and cleared his throat, “Well, yeah, kinda. But, not in that way.”
   Ford chuckled and looked at his hands, “I said the same thing once. Then he asked me on a date. I still remember how heartbroken he looked when I rejected him. By the time I’d figured it out, he was already married and had a son. Point is, you ought to kiss your new man now.”
   Dipper’s blush worsened just as his phone buzzed. Ford snatched it up before his nephew could get to it and looked at the screen, “Based on this text, this fellow you’ve met is a decent man. Tell me when you’re thinking about asking him on a date so Mabel and I can properly prepare ourselves to give him the talk.”
   “Great Uncle Ford, I’m not like that,” Dipper said before taking his phone back and reading the text.
   Ash: Hey, hope you’re having a good night.
   “Wendy is Ash in my phone. It’s a movie reference.”
   “Whatever you say sir dippington.” Mabel quipped as she wriggled her eyebrows earning a glare from Dipper. “Okay okay but what about Bill? Wait, is that his name?”
    Dipper shifted in his spot.
   “Mabel- he’s just a friend-” Mabel chimed in. “A boyfriend.”
   “Mabel oh my god” Dipper about facepalmed when Ford quirked an eyebrow.
   “Okay- okay jesus. So I only met him a few nights ago and he gave me his number. We’ve been texting. I was only trying to figure out- figure out-” Dipper trailed off. Specifically he didn’t want them to know the other just snuck into his room because of a party he called the cops on. Not a good idea.
   “Figure out what?” Dipper was taken out of his trailing thoughts. “Trying to just y’know get to know him.”
   “That’s not what I was seeing before Dipper” Mabel grinned.
   “Mabel, I’m not going to date him because I’m not a queer. You might be and Ford might be ace, but that doesn’t mean I’m gay too.”
   “But I am not just asexual,” Ford chimed in. Dipper rolled his eyes as Mabel stood up and said dramatically, “You’re not?
   “No, my dearest niece. I am biromantic!!” Their overdramatic uncle shouted. Mabel fake fainted. Dipper face palmed at the horrible things happening in his room. When his uncle and sister began laughing their asses off, he got up and pushed them towards the door. The two continued laughing as they left the bedroom. Dipper huffed and sat down to do homework because that’s a thing he’s been trying to do for like an hour now.
   Meanwhile, in an undisclosed location, a certain triangle turned human was chugging diet coke and popping mentos into his mouth at the same time to impress a random guy he thought was cute. Weirdly enough, this guy looked almost exactly like a certain plant man he knew.
   “Bill, you’re fucking stupid. This is going to end in disaster,” Pyronica said. Bill flipped her off as foam began rushing out of his mouth in a disgusting way. The guy he was trying to impress gave him a look and moved away. Pyronica laughed at her friend as he almost choked on all the foam, “He’s gone, man. I guess you’ll just have to make a stupid mistake and call that kid you met the other day.”
   As soon as Bill caught his breath, he shot a glare at her, “Are you kidding me? I’m not nearly drunk enough for that. Hand me a vodka, then I might call him.”
   Without a word, Pacifire handed him the requested drink. The triangle guy pulled out his phone and began pouring the drink down his throat.  
   Bill: Dippppppppahhhhhhhh
   Dipper: Wtf
              What do you want?
    Bill: To tallllkkkbdhhch
    Dipper: Tf is wrong with you?
                Why are you typing all weird?
     Bill: Vvodka
    Dipper: I can’t believe you. Go get sober, then talk to me.
    Bill: N o
         Oooooo
        Oooooooo
   He looked around himself and realized all his friends were gone. He was surrounded by strangers, with a few of them looking like they wanted to kick someone’s ass. Bill quickly decided he didn’t want to be that someone. He grabbed a bottle of whiskey and got the fuck out of there. Once in the cool evening air, he started texting Pinetree again.
     Bill: Hahhhhhhhhh
          Cant socialize
         I donvt wanna get sobbah
     Dipper: Please? For me?
     Bill: Ppppinnnneeevvtrreeee
     Dipper: Wtf is even up with that nickname?
    Bill looked up, noticing a lack of natural light. The sun had gone down and the streets were dark, save for the few working streetlights. He quickly decided that since it was too far to walk to his own home, he’d go crash at Dipper’s again. He turned on the street leading to the Richie part of town and picked up his pace.
    Bill: Because your fvannel smells like pinetrees
    Dipper: That’s where my fucking flannel went.
               You jackass
     Bill: You didn’t objeext
     Dipper: Fuck u
               I was busy trying to get you out of my room for half the night.
     The man laughed out loud. He took a gulp of whiskey, loving the burn in his throat.
     Bill: Hhshshshhshshhs
          Youuuuuuuu
        Didn’t ttttt
      Noticeeessssssssss
     Dipper: I’m blocking you
    Bill finally reached his destination and jumped the fence as quietly as his drunk ass could. He started climbing a tree he thought led to Dipper’s window, but too late realised the room belonged to someone else. Instead, an older man was sitting on the bed, talking to someone on the phone. He seemed oddly familiar to the triangle man, but Bill couldn’t put his finger on it. A twig snapped underneath his foot and the man stopped talking. Bill scampered up the tree and climbed onto the roof. He pulled his phone out again to reply to his Pinetree’s texts.
      Bill: nnnnOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
     Dipper: I won’t if you don’t climb in my window again. My uncle is here now and he’ll
                actually beat the shit out of you.
     Bill: Okkkkkkaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy
          Wwwaaiittt who ddau
     Dipper: My Great Uncle Ford.
               He lives up in Oregon and is pretty much the reason for my lifestyle.
    Bill froze in his spot when he heard the window below him open. He could do nothing but stare at his phone screen. As the window closed again, Bill suddenly realised something.
      Bill: Wwait
           Wait wait wait
         Hold the phonbah
      Dipper: What?
      Bill: He got six fingwts oon esch hanndd?
     Dipper: Yeah?
     Bill clamped a hand over his mouth to keep from getting too loud. Sixer had almost caught him. And this freaking kid was that man’s nephew.
      Bill: you mean
           SIXER
         You’re relatedddd
        To
       SIXER
     Dipper: How the fuck do you know my uncle?
     Bill: I know
          LOTS
        Of people
      And lost of things.
     Dipper: Okay
               That’s not creepy as fuck
     Bill: I know them usually through deals, business, parties or just running into them in
          the past and all that xhit
        Sixerrr
      That’s a longfgg
     Story
    Dipper: Maybe you can tell it to me sometime
    Bill: Maybe now
        Im already on your vroff
     Sooooo
    Dipper: How the fuck…
              I don’t care
           Just get in here
     Bill: Life
         That’s how
       nO YOU SHOULD
     I fought a bIGGASSBIRD
   tO SIT UP HERE
    He couldn’t tell the truth about almost getting caught. A little lie wouldn’t hurt him.
    Dipper: How am I supposed to get on my roof?
              How dod you get on my roof?
           *did
    Bill: IiiiIIII
        Lend you a hannddd
      I used your biggass tree
    Dipper: The oak tree?
              Just give me a hand.
     Bill: Ye
         Okayyyyy
    Bill shoved his phone in his pocket and carefully moved so he could see the back side of the house. A window to his right opened and a head of brown hair poked out. A chuckle escaped the drunk man as he moved so he was over the window. The kid began climbing out. Then, he slipped. Bill reached down easily and caught the kid before he fell. He dragged him onto his lap.
    “Pinetree, I missed you.”
    The kid scoffed, but gave Bill a hug anyway, “It’s been less than a week, Bill. Let me go.”
    “Aw, c’mon, don’t be like that. I know you missed me too, kid,” Bill whispered into Dipper’s ear. Dipper’s breath hitched slightly. He pushed on Bill’s chest and let out a sigh when he was released. The duo sat together and looked up at the sky for a few awkward moments. Then, Bill realised he still had the bottle of whiskey in his grip.
    “Hey, kid, want a drink?”
    Dipper eyed the bottle suspiciously, but nodded anyway. Bill handed him the bottle and the kid took a swig. He coughed after swallowing it, “God- fuck- that shit is strong-”
    Dipper cringed a little after handing the drink back. Bill snorted when he cringed, taking another swig of his drink waving his hand around for a moment after trying not to fall on his back.  “Don’t laugh- how the hell do you even drink this stuff?”
    Bill chuckled, “That’s my secret kid.”
    “Bullshit” Dipper snorted. “The best bullshit I’ve ever heard was the time a guy I know named Jason talked about sleeping with his best friends girlfriend. And that was a harsh punch to his friendship before he realized it was a shitty joke.”
     “Oh yeah?” Bill looked at the brunette and quirked an eyebrow. “The best bullshit I heard was when Johnny DiMaggio and his boys down the road from my house got high and crashed a car in the police station and managed to get away from it with his boys. The trio doesn’t even smoke weed and you can tell.”
    Dipper waved it off with a snort but covered his mouth. “Oh my god why am I even laughing-”  
    Dipper motioned for the whiskey and Bill gave him the bottle.
    Bill elbowed the other wriggling his eyebrows with a chuckle. “What? You feeling them Misery vibes Richie’? I find it kind of funny that a good boy like you would even want a drink.”
    Dipper about choked on the whiskey before handing it back quickly to the drunk blonde. “Christ- don’t ever call me a good boy again jesus-”  
    Bill laughed, “Does that mean you’ve done something naughty, Pinetree? I wonder what you’ve done to piss off authority figures.”
    “I stole my sister’s ex-boyfriend’s car and crashed it into a tree. It put me in the hospital with two broken ribs and a concussion for a week. It was so worth it, though. That guy’s a major asshole.”
    Bill about choked on his drink. He looked over at Dipper in surprise. “Holy fuck really?”
    The blonde covered his mouth snorting at the other. “Oh my god.”
    Dipper smiled, then looked up at the cloudy night sky. They sat in a comfortable silence for a few minutes, passing the bottle and looking at the stars. Bill eventually whispered, “What do you think when you look at the stars, Pinetree?’
    Dipper thought for a moment before answering, “I think about home. The night sky makes me feel at home.”
    Bill chuckled at his friend’s response, “That’s so cheesy.”
    The teen scoffed, “Really? And what does the great Bill Cipher think when he looks at the stars?”
    “How small we really are. Compared to the universe, we’re just two tiny little specks.”
    “Isn’t that good? I mean, look around you. We’re all a part of something. Whatever universal force is out there, it specifically made this entire universe so we could be alive and be on this roof right now. Isn’t that amazing, Bill?”
    Bill stared at Dipper for a few moments, then took a sip of whiskey, “Do you always think this deeply, kid?”
    “No, not usually. I think the whiskey is starting to get to me. I’m gonna have to be careful getting back down.”
    Bill chuckled, “You’re so adorable, kid. I’ll help you out and probably stay the night again. I promise to leave before morning.”
    Dipper stared at Bill, then began laughing, “You think I want you to leave? No way, Cipher. You can stay all morning for all I care. I don’t give a damn.”
    “Really? You sure about that, Dipper?” Bill asked, one eyebrow cocked. Dipper simply nodded. “Yeah I mean it’s not like you haven’t before.”
    The brunette stated as he looked at the stars above them. “So why the hell not?”
    Bill gave Dipper a long look before grinning drunk pinetree was full of surprises. Bill leaned over and ruffled the brunettes hair. “Alrighty then Pinetree~!”
    The blonde snorted when Dipper moved the blonde’s hand from his hair with a glare.
    “Bill don’t do that again-”
    The blonde pouted, “Awh but Pinetree!” Bill whined in which Dipper snorted.
    “Nope. Not again.” Bill laid back with a small whine and stared up at the stars.
    “Okay Princess” The blonde huffed. After a few hours of laughter, tired gazes upon the stars above and talking about trippy things. The two lazily and carefully made their way back into Dippers room settling for the night.
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charislcarousel · 3 years
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Fruits Basket Season 3 Ep 3 thoughts
Oooohohoho it’s the Machi ep!
Kimi saying that all girls want out of a guy is money and Kakeru straight up AGREEING
Oooooooo Nao crushing over Minagawa I just know it
Eyo you girls stop spreading rumors about Machi!! Not cool!!
NOT KIMI LOSING HER BELIEF IN MACHI AFTER ONE THING
Waiiiiit Kakeru thinks she tried to kill her brother too? DUDE. I expected better from you
Aww I love the way Yuki’s just hanging off of him
NuUH NOT KAKERU MAKING THE SEXUAL COMMENT ABOUT YUKI AND MACHI
MACHI’S REACTION TO SEEING YUKI KILLED ME
I love how Kakeru is getting Yuki riled up
NOT THE BRA😂😂😂😂
eW I HATE Machi’s mom. What a witch
This woman is DISGUSTING
Aw Yuki is so soft just listening here
YES YUKI GIVE HER THAT AFFIRMATION
Yessss ship ship ship
She was just trying to be a good big sister I freaking hate her parents
Yes MAKE THOSE FOOTPRINTS IN THE SNOW
Mannnn the amount of meaning behind Yuki’s name now—there’s so much metaphor I love it
Awww Kakeru’s listening. I bet he never really thought she’d try something so awful
I started chanting “hug hug hug” then realized that why that would be an awful idea
OH YEAH KISS
NOT KAKERU’S RINGTONE GOING OFF
not him THINKING THEY WERE GOING TO KISS TOO
Awwww Yuki breaking the chalk for her❤️❤️he pays so much attention
NOT YUKI CATCHING THE LADDER BUT NOT KYO
Wow that’s honestly really mature of Minagawa to realize Yuki gave her happiness but she can’t give it back, so he should find his own
THERE IS SOMEONE PINING AFTER YOU
and there he is. The man. The myth. The legend... Nao (jk I really love him)
Awwww and I ship this is such an underrated ship
AND HINATA IS BORN
Ohhh my gosh his mom asking to hug both Hiro and Hinata is the actual sweetest thing
Loving Kagura’s hairstyle
So sweet that she’s worrying about Rin—honestly forgot they lived together
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go-go-girl · 4 years
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Some local artists I like
So I went to this festival which I guess was just international psychics all concentrating to talk about when we became “awakened” or whatever I don’t care BUT I really like popart so here’s some cool art I saw at the local gallery because my only two hobbies is video games and lurking art galleries haha woooo
Okay so first off omg I love Jas Petersen’s style. (below):
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I saw this picture, its original, and I was stunned. I LOVE it. It reminds me of Psychonauts and I love Psychonauts. Like a weird colored Marilyn or something. I love artists who use unnatural tones for skin. Speaking of which, there’s this one fashion person, check her out, Juno Birch, love her style so much. She does this weird purple 1960s style alien thing. 
Okay, back to Peterson, here’s another. 
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Like, omg. Look at this colors POP. I love it. What a mood. I guess if you’re not on the West Coast, you might not feel it but I’m feeling it: the summer vibes.
Okay, I’m done with her. 
NEXT UP is Katrin Fridriks.
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So the painting from her that I saw yesterday, I can’t find it. I don’t care. All her art is like the same. Just really explosive... abstract... Okay. Stuff? I love stuff like that. I personally love that style. I don’t care if other people don’t like abstract art, like, here, I dig it so much. Love it. Especially the black and white stuff (which was the only stuff I saw yesterday but apparently she also colors. OooOoOoo I’m not big on color check my blog theme. 
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But I like these. It’s... It’s a mood. 
I can’t describe abstract art as much as I’d like to. It’s something you definitely feel more when you see it in person because it’s HUGE. Like, not that big but bigger than a computer screen.
OKAY~ 
If you’ve ever spoken to me, maybe I’ve mentioned this, maybe not. Idk, but I am REALLY into photography. Not taking photos but looking at them. So next up we have Estevan Oriol. 
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And coincidentally he only does photos in black and white. You may ask, I don’t get it. 
Okay, I lied. I don’t actually live in Los Angeles. I did go there yesterday but I don’t live there so I find stuff like this fascinating because it’s a whole other culture completely separate from my own actual local culture which seems to be post-punk bands, brightly colored hair, and bad cuisine, pretty much. Oh, also, a lot of freak accident deaths here. So many people kept dying at my highschool. Anyway, so stuff like this is completely a whole different kind of thing.
Also, maybe I should mention I really like GTA5. I wish I didn’t. 
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Like, there’s so much he says in his photos honestly that I don’t think I could summarize it. Check it out. Look it up. I’m going to link their websites down at the very bottom anyway so yeah. Yeah~~~
NEXT UP IS DOUBLE THE TROUBLE: Antonio & Isaac Pelayo.
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Wow, compared to how it looked IRL, this one looks like trash (formatted improperly. It’s a jpeg when it should be a png. Maybe a tiff lol can you upload tiffs to tumblor?) It was so pretty though. I loved it. It’s like classical realism. Like, not modern realism where it looks photorealistic, I mean, it almost does, but it also feels more really old school classical with the tones they use for shading and whatever.
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Almost all their pictures I saw had that third eye thing. Cool? I really really just dig the technical aspect of these two’s art. Also, black void background gang what up YaSSSS. 
Okay.
Okay... So, this one is harder to write anything about because when I saw his art, okay. FIRST OFF: Sawyer Hurwitz. Amazing.
When I saw his art, it was 3 dimensional kinda pop-up (not really, I don’t know what type of art this is but 2.5 dimensional kinda dadaism stuff) and oh my gosh. If you don’t know why I like this, I did a weird recreation thing in this kinda dadaist style a few months? Ago? But! If you noticed anything, I deleted almost everything off my blog recently so I don’t have proof of that since I don’t save anything I do haha! Woo! 
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So considering I can only post his art that is a flat 2D style, you’re not really getting much out of this. So, I would suggest finding a gallery or something (maybe check his insta? It’s linked at the bottom) because I saw the video icon on some of his posts so maybe you can see it better there. 
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This stuff is just so gorgeous to me honestly. I can’t express how much I wish it would POP UP AND OUT OF MY SCREEN LIKE IN REaL LIFE!!!
AAAA. Unfortunate. I know there is some sort of art project where a bunch of people did their art in 3D and you can download that art gallery (lemme find out what I’m talking about one sec... Unfortunately, I cannot find what I’m talking about. Basically, it was some student(s) project (I think?) in 3D design and they compiled their art in this virtual art gallery and ehhh omg I wish I could find it but I can’t so whatever haha xDDDDDDDDDDD
OKAY!!! NEXT UP: André Saraiva 
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Because of course I like stuff like this. Lol. I don’t know why I like what I like. This is just so cute though. I feel it. 
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YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS??? Check out his other art. It’s like art deco inspired stuff. It reminds me a lot of um... That guy. I can’t remember his name but he did those books that were about disturbed fictional children? And then the TV made the Oblongs which had nothing to do with the books but yeah what’s his name ahhhhh Angus Oblong. Really reminds me of his art style. IDK. I hope saying that isn’t rude because I know some artists don’t like being compared. If it is rude, okay. ??? 
ANYWAY yeah YEAH!!!
Here’s a list of all the artists and linking to their respective website I’m putting here on my bog-blog:
Jas Peterson : [x]
Katrin Fridriks : [x]
Estevan Oriol : [x]
Antonio Pelayo & Isaac Pelayo : [x] & [x]
Sawyer Hurwitz : [x]
André Saraiva : [x]
There was a few other artists featured but I-
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💕 💗  💖  OKAY BYE!  💖 💗 💕 
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arodrwho · 5 years
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critrole 1.48 lb
helo simon
what the fuck this is so cute. they’re adorable
cool cool cool cool thank god for whitestone ey? jus take all the refugees
all of the them
oh this is a cool plan, ye, send a letter w/them
the tree-travel is weird for u vax? noteded
PIIIIKE
“my little buddy pike” hey grog i love u
“i did not go up to pike, i hung way the fuck back” o dang why’s that, is it the uhhhhhhhhhh raven queen thing or like the gloves-gone-wonky thing (which also is the raven queen thing but u know. more directly pike-related facet thereof) or like u know
i would wonder if it’s abt pike having died before but that seems silly cos vax isn’t the one who died, vex was, so if anyone would be feeling weird uncomfy kinship there it would be vex
what are ur thinky thoughts vax
“lead her out of the tent” oooooooo what y’gonna talk about
“i don’t think it’s safe any other way” “i missed you so much!!!!!” grog i fucking love you
“and i go to give her a fist bump” awwww
“and it actually hurts u a little bit” gos h
“i feel like i haven’t spent any time with vax” “he’s around he’s probably just sulking” “i walk away” gfgkjfhg vax, buddy,,,
“nope out of that one” v ax
“can i insight check vax” “sure” “natural 20″ ohhHHHHH
ooooo secret text
scanlan can you maybe stop being creepy for 5 seconds
y EAh tell her all abt the sword
“don’t walk away from me please” i like these words thx
“i can’t put into words how much that means to me. i’m worried that she took you up on the offer and i know you’re worried about it too” give the sib a hug, i love her
“i don’t think she’s as horrible as you’re afraid she is. can i tell you what i’ve found?” “yes please” What Good Sibs
“she hates vampires, we hate vampires!!” vex i love you
“she’s already speaking to me” “oh. and?” djghdjfg
“and i’d do it again, because i did it for you, and i am trying to come to terms with it, not knowing the terms” gosh
“i’m proud of you, and i’m happy for you, and i’m so, so thankful for you” I Love And Would Die For Vex
“i have no clever answer to give you” “that’s wonderful. i love you. --and i walk away!” deli gh t fu l
i love them a ton
Background Friend Hugs
yOU SHOT SCANLAN
oh that sounds like a cool spell? oh not useful here. m’sorry, s’gotta be disappointing
o basilisks
awwwww yeah these are good plans, sharpshooter, scorpion times, very good
aw no vax :(
o good u go to pike
blood didn’t work fok
oh!! that’s an alive man!!!
“that might’ve been something to do before you restored him” fhkhgfgh well shit
“technically saved 7/8 of a mapmaker” lmfao
ooooooooo ur talking to the rq that’s exciting
vasselheim? ohhhh her temple, yeah? --yeah
“congratulations, you’re creepy as fuck. we’ll work it out” amazing
beep beep episode is over roundabout now yes?
yea there we are
that sure was a lot of things happening wasn’t it
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