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crispy-bonnie · 11 months
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Bain and teenager contractor reader? Platonic and hadcannons, please and thank you.
alright so it’s been WAYYY too long since i posted a fic and decided to go out of order on reqs because i really need to get this shit done
i apologize profusely for the amount of time it’s taken for me to get this shit done , and i hope it meets your standards . thank you for reading and on to the hcs !!
Bain + Teenage Contractor!Reader HCs
Man who’s dumbass decided to hack Crime.net again 💀
That dumbass happened to be you (/lh)
You were in the need for some cash but you had absolutely no experience in heisting and you knew damn well that you’d be snapped like a twig by cops
However, something you did have experience in was hacking
You’ve been on the dark web once or twice, sold some information that had high value, things like that
So when you found out about the PAYDAY gang, you knew that you just had to have them do the job
Bain was scared shitless upon seeing some new mf log into Crime.net as an admin
However, because you didn’t have the fanciest of firewalls, he managed to pinpoint both your location and identity
Bain thought you were just some dumb teen who decided to fuck around and find out
Just as he was about to wipe you off the face of the platform, you sent him an encrypted message
Now the real confusion settles in. How smart is this kid?
The two of you end up negotiating a deal, one that would keep the both of you from getting knee deep into shit with the cops
A heist was arranged where the gang would cook up some meth so that it could be sold on the black market
Seeing how well the gang did the job, you hesitated none in hiring them again
Bain was just as pleased, seeing as you held up on your part of the deal and made sure the PAYDAY crew received a cut of whatever you earned from those meth sales
Of course, you end up finding yourself in a compromised situation
Dark web people are shady, and seeing your activity on said platform, there were certain sharks willing to kill or kidnap you for the goodies
Bain not only sees this as a huge problem because it would harm profit, but also because of how young you were. Though you’ve done some shady deals, you were still a kid.
If you don’t have a family or live in a toxic household, he’ll make an attempt to have you meet up with Twitch or Bile so that the crew could keep you under safe watch
PAYDAY gang family HCs here 🤭🤭
If you do have a family of sorts, he’ll make sure to hire hitmen and other undercover protection for you.
You won’t know it, but there’s always at least one person in your vicinity making sure that you’re unharmed
You end up unintentionally leaving a trail of corpses because of it 💀
Bain also teaches you some tips and tricks on hacking and keeping yourself secure, just to make sure that you don’t get yourself too fucked
Overall, he’s not attached to you, but he definitely isn’t going to let any shady motherfuckers try and get their hands on you.
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horangislittletiger99 · 8 months
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@starr-finn I found some ship dynamic art off of pinterest and decided to make these based on the headcanons you made me
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(I own none of the art here)
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chrisredfield73 · 5 months
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Hello! If you want to, how the og 4 in payday dealing with their grief post-game?? Hehe angst
A/N: I absolutely love this request, I wasn't sure if you wanted Hoxton or Houston added in the og 4 so I did both!! Thank you for requesting!
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Nathan 'Dallas' Steele:
He's not one to show his grief. He prefers to keep it to himself, rather than depend on others to help him.
He'll hide away in his room in the Payday Gang safehouse, stay either in his bed or in his chair by his desk.
If something terrible happened, like someone he knows is either arrested or killed, he'll hang his head and cry.
If it's just grief from a hard heist that failed, where they couldn't get the money and had to leave, he'd be in a fit of rage.
He doesn't want to lash out at the others often, it makes him feel worse than he already does.
He might break things, yell at no one in particular, and cry until he feels better and decides it's time to do another heist, hopefully it'll go better than the last..
Nicolas 'Chains':
He's the one who's grief turns to anger and then to shame.
If someone gets arrested or killed, maybe even hospitalized, he'll lash out at the team.
If they didn't make it out with the money and had to flee, he's even more angry that they spent a good majority of their funding on the planning and it all went to waste.
He'll eventually head back to his room to calm down, feeling shameful for yelling and insulting the others. He cries sometimes, even if it's just a little bit.
He waits for the next heist, acting nicer to the others now that he's degraded them for something that wasn't entirely their fault...
Ulf 'Wolf' Andersson:
His grief is one that he shows and wants others to help him with.
Someone is injured, dead or arrested? He cries because he feels like it may have been his fault.
They didn't make it out with the money? He's angry at himself, not at the others.
He takes everything out on himself, often needing another one of the gang members to help him calm down and reassure him that it wasn't his fault.
As he waits for the next heist, he takes time to himself to do little things to keep his mind off the grief and self-deprecating thoughts he's feeling and having.
James 'Hoxton' Hoxworth:
He's another one of the rather angry individuals.
If someone gets injured, arrested or dies, he lashes out. He lashes out at Dallas mostly, because he's the leader and he expected better from Dallas and it breaks out into a huge argument.
If they don't make it out with the money, he's still pissed but not as much as when something bad happens to another gang member. He'll make snarky comments about them not getting the money, but he doesn't yell at anyone.
All in all, he gets angry easily because it reminds him of when he got arrested and it took the others a while to get him back.
He waits for the next heist, not very patiently, and tries to keep his temper in check, to no avail.
Derek 'Houston' Steele:
He's another one that gets fairly angry, and he definitely takes it out on his brother, Dallas.
Someone got hurt, killed or arrested? He yells at Dallas for not being careful enough and helping them.
They didn't get the money and had to flee? He yells more at Dallas because of the funding, planning and lack of gains.
He feels bad afterwards, but he tries not to show it. He hides behind snarky comments and angry outbursts.
When he waits for the next heist, he never lets Dallas live down the fails of any heist they've done.
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manekinoodle · 11 months
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hoxton pd3 conspiracy theory: it *is* houston, actually. they're just swapping identities for a bit to see if anyone notices.
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hoxtimusprime · 11 months
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I can't believe Hoxton Payday is a bisexual icon...
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i-willstealyourtoes · 3 months
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can i have
houston x reader x hoxton headcanons
where the reader gets easily flustered [specifically by the two]
and both of them take notice and are like
“hey i bet i can fluster them more”
and it becomes like- a competition
bonus if it becomes spicy 👁👁
I AM SO SORRY I TOOK SO LONG 😭 Ur girlie was going through it with writers block and so forth
Houston + Hoxton flustering their s/o
- Okay starting off, I totally think pre-relationship they were at each other's throats (more than usual, I mean)
- It took a lot of convincing (on your side) for them to eventually agree with a polyamourous relationship
- And even after they agreed, they still fought
- Yo ass ain't winning 💀
- But whilst it was usually them sabotaging eachother pre-relationship, now it's just them trying to one-up one another
- Expect at the start of the relationship for them to be rather clingy, with Houston's arm around one side of your waist and Hoxton's round another (yes, it was really awkward but also funny)
- Both of them make it a competition to see who can make you fold faster
- Which I relatively easy, considering you might as well be an omelette the way you fold (as requested by crunchy)
- Hoxton would slide beside you on the couch and wrap an arm around you, using that voice (you know what I mean) to get you blushing
- "Hello, love. How're you doing?"
- He would purposely move the hair behind your ear (if that isn't possible, he'd probably just caress your face a little)
- Houston would notice this, and sit on the other side, completely ignoring Hoxton and putting all his attention on you
- "Hey babe. Look at me, would you?"
- They would totally eye eachother (the girls are fightingggg)
- Houston would use his finger and glide it across the underside of your chin, guiding you to face him
- "That's my girl/man/partner."
- (AAAAAAAAAAA)
- Hoxton sees the way you blush strongly, and while he does revel in your flustered expression, he also grumbles in annoyance knowing that Houston won this time
- Don't worry, he'll win the next time ;)
- A few days later, he comes up to randomly whilst you're working at your desk and just pulls you up by the shirt and pushes you against the wall
- (Fictional men RAHHHHH)
- "Did you think I'd let him win? I thought you knew me better, love..."
- Houston was literally about to go flirt with you again when he saw you and Hoxton
- He definitely left trying to think about what to do to one-up this
- Hoxton passed by him a few moments later, his hair a little messy and his tie a little out of place (if you wear lipstick then he definitely has some marks on him now)
- "Beat that, wanker."
- By the end of the week, you had both of them pinning you to a wall, Hoxton on one side and Houston on the other
- "Come on love, come with me..."
- "I could treat you so much better, baby..."
- Hoxton would glare at Houston, and Houston would do the same
- "Don't listen to him, love, you know I'd give you a good time..."
- "I'd have you screaming within minutes, you know that, babe..."
- You manage to push past the extreme flustered feeling to remind them that they're both with her, and they shouldn't be fighting (though it is quite amusing)
- They would argue and say something like 'he started it', but they know that'd be unfair and they did agree to this
- They'd stop trying to compete... for like a week
- Expect your life to be a roller-coaster of romance and slight competition for your love (even though you can give it to them both)
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happy-ratta · 5 months
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I bring more payday 2 headcanons!
-Bain isn't the only Watcher on the team, I wonder who else is a Watcher?
-Bile hates Twitch's voice
-Bile once had children (no I won't build more onto that just yet)
-Houston wanted to be a zoologist
-That dream died the day Dallas ran away to join the mafia, he had an alcoholic mother to take care of after all
-Once Sydney made a homemade firework for 4th of July, there was more then a few minor injuries
-Joy does glass painting as a hobby
-Watchers are aliens, but types of werewolves and a creature vaguely resembling a vampire from Russian folklore exist as well
-Heisters have died before on a job, resurrection and mind-wiping can be a pain sometimes
-Twitch really likes tater tots, like really really likes tater tots
-Bile never met bain as a child, nor even knew he existed, it wasn't until he was employed by Bain that learned about him
-Houston, unironically, likes the Fallout franchise, he has the Fallout cookbook
-Jonh Wick has taught Joy hand-to-hand, no regrets on his part. Many regrets from the others
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thelocalbozo · 1 year
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Small headcanons - Payday gang
Silly little headcanons for some of the payday gang
Dallas
He will stay overnight at the safehouse sometimes if someone else does [Wolf, Houston, ect]
Learned ASL when he was younger, uses it to communicate with Jacket sometimes
Very much physically affectionate [hugging, hand on shoulder, arm interlock, ect]
Brings everyone coffee a few days a week, has everyone's orders memorized
He is the father of the gang
Chains
He is the designated nurse
Also the father
Helps Wolf with panic attacks
Generally the one who breaks up Sokol and Jackets fights
Wolf
Helps Houston in the garage sometimes
AUTISM
Wears tank tops a lot because it's hot in the basement
Has a tendency to go non-verbal
Ends up staying late because he loses track of time when he's fixing things
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FREAK SQUAD [Him, Sydney, Jimmy, Jacket]
Hoxton
Also stays late because of Wolf
Let's certain people play with his hair
Buys lots of expensive gifts for everyone a lot
Helps Aldstone clean up a lot
Drinks a surprising amount of caffeine
Wears make up to cover his scars when he wants to go out, plus lets his hair down
Houston
Secretly likes the nickname 'Loverboy'
Likes helping Wolf in the Workshop
Has probably fought Rust over tools
Helps Sydney create designs for masks when he's not working on the van
Also physically affectionate
Takes masks for fun
Tried to learn ASL, failed miserably
Clover
The only place she didn't put a camera is Jacket's hangout
Watches certain cameras more than others, cause of the freak squad shenanigans
Jacket
Knows ASL
Has hidden his masks so Houston couldn't take them
Also agrees it's hot in the basement, reminds him of miami
Has hidden multiple of Sokol's pucks, because Sokol has hidden his tapes
FREAK SQUAD
Sokol
Hides Jackets tapes
Hangs out in Dallas' office a lot.
Fluffy hair when it's not slicked back
Cracks knuckles as a nervous tick
Does not like doing stealth heists [this might be canon actually]
Sydney
Listens to hyperpop
Referee's Sokol & Jackets fights sometimes [Chains does not appreciate this]
Wears contacts
FREAK SQUAD
Jimmy
Tries to convince Bain and Dallas to let the freak squad go on heists together
Genuinely knows how to cook food
Has a nintendo switch, plays animal crossing
Not only is he addicted to coke but also caffeine
How this man hasn't overdosed yet I don't know
FREAK SQUADDddd
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I'm Sparky/Kozie and this is just a blog for writing requests!
!!Masterlist!!
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!!Rules!!
Be specific! Like the gender of the reader (if it is not specified I will make it gender neutral) and if it's headcanons or oneshots!
Don’t request something I’ve said I won't do Thanks!!
I won't to spicy/lemon stuff bc again ew-
But I might do a tiny tiny bit of spice, the rest will be mostly platonic, angst or fluffy romance
Specify if it's romantic, platonic or familia
And finally don't rush me, I'll try to hurry as fast as I can but things like oneshots can take a while (⁠-⁠_⁠-⁠;⁠)
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What I will do:
A bit Gore or death
My OCS
Character headcanons with or without reader
Oneshots
Angst
X readers
Oc x canon?
Fluff
Oc x reader
Hurt/comfort
Yanderes (don't do this shit irl)
Some heavy topics (I SWEAR IF U ROMANTICIZE THESE I WILL HURT YOU-)
Platonic (this will including yanderes ig-)
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What I will NOT do:
Lemon/spicy stuff, I hate it and it's uncomfortable for me
Again romanticizing sensitive topics
Problematic shit (like inc##t, age-gaps for romantic etc)
Tiny spicy stuff for child characters (like the collector or sprig)
Transphobia/homophobia
Racism
Abuse (obviously)
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Fandoms Im writing for:
Amphibia
The owl house
MCSM (Minecraft: story mode)
Payday 2 (still getting the dlcs-)
Gravity falls
Cult of the lamb
Fallout 4
A hat in time
Steven universe
Murder drones
Cookie run kingdom (don't know ovenbreak very much)
And The Mandela Catalogue
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livingsockz · 8 months
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HALF JOKE PAYDAY HCS...
hi again more PAYDAY HCS...... SIGH
GUESS WHAT ITS DALLAS AND HOUSTON AGAIN BECAUSE FUCK YOU I LOVE THEM BOTH GRGRGRGRHARG
OK NOW..........
DALLAS
he snores like really fucking goofy (honk shoo honk shoo)
hes the tooth fairy. i will not elaborate
watches 5 minute crafts
toasts his poptarts in the toaster
definitely stubs his toe on every piece of furniture in the safehouse
HOUSTON YAY
also snores but like snore miimiimimi snore miimii
everything that can be put on a wall will be put on a wall
weirdest insults ever
thinks that gum trees are a naturally occurring phenomenon (they are not)
everything that can be clean will be clean
call me maybe karaoke
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crispy-bonnie · 1 year
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Headcanons for paygangs s/o’s having selective mutism?? Like every character
okay when i asked if you wanted more than one , i didn't know that you wanted all of them oh my fucking god i'm only doing the ones you simp for because i do not want to write that many . your simp list shall now be leaked on tumblr <3 /p
update // local bozo has provided me with money to prioritize this particular request . ask , hand me your entire wallet and you’ll receive
another update // dallas and chains’s segments are shit . i’m real tired guhh
You're selectively mute - PAYDAY GANG HCs
Dallas
Dallas isn’t too experienced with stuff like this, but he still does his best to help
He immediately assumes you’re non-verbal due to negative stimuli, so he makes sure to offer you anything that might make you feel better
“What do you need? Water? Snacks? A hug?”
If you answer at all in some way he can understand, he’ll fetch it in seconds
If not, he’ll just stay with you and let you do your thing
If you’re crying, he’ll do his best to comfort you. If you’re happy about something, he’ll ask questions about it and let you go on about it as best as you can
He lets you hang out with him in his office while he’s working
Dallas would have a chair pulled up and a cabinet full of fidget toys and gadgets that you can mess around with
He cleaned the toys daily so that when you want to play around with them, they’ll be ready and all spiffied up :D
He also will have you help him with some of his work if you’re up for it
Like the others, he won’t push you to talk if you aren’t ready, and he makes sure you’re feeling safe and comfortable
Chains
Similar to Dallas, he lets you chill out in his workshop, regardless of whether or not you’re happy or not
He’ll keep you preoccupied by letting you tinker his guns a bit if you’re up for it
He’ll let you fidget with some of the parts in case you like one or a few of them
Chains knows a minuscule amount of ASL, but not enough to know how to understand everything
He’ll do his best to decipher it and answer to it though
He also will cuddle with you in case you need it
He’s got a little couch in the corner of his workshop, so it provides a bit privacy for the two of you
Chains will try to get you to be able to talk again, but if his attempts don’t work, he won’t try to push any more
Very similar to Dallas, just a little less experienced with it
Wolf
100% understands your problem, especially since he spends a good chunk of his time around Jacket
Does his best to accommodate to you whenever you go non-verbal
He’ll ask as to why either for future reference or so that he can keep you from the source, but he won’t pry if you choose not to tell
He’s willing to use practically anything to communicate with you
Sign language, non-verbal cards, text-to-speech, you name it
A contrast from his usual heist behavior, he’s very gentle when you go non-verbal. He’ll make extra careful not to cross any boundaries and make sure that you’re comfortable until you’re able to talk again
If you’re non-verbal because of positive stimuli, he’ll try his best to communicate with you about this thing that made you so happy. Of course, he won’t pry you about it.
He’s overall very sweet and makes sure that you’re okay while you’re in this state
Now, if someone were to make fun of you or try to pull anything weird while you’re non-verbal, he’s already got the drill ready
Y — ‘Wolf, why do you have a thermal drill?’
W — “Don’t worry, I’m just going to be shoving this down someone’s throat.”
Y [panicked] — ‘WHY???’
W — “MF SAID IT’S STUPID TO GO NON-VERBAL SO I’M GONNA SHOW THE BITCH WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE NON-VERBAL”
Legit either sends you into a panic attack or has to make sure that you don’t thermal drill someone’s face off
Either way, you manage to stop him from doing it and he simply just leaves it alone, and he bombards you with a fuck ton of care
If he comes across the person in question, especially in your non-verbal state, he’ll fucking destroy them
Yes, this includes Hoxton
Overall very protective and supportive <3
Hoxton
Literally has no fucking clue what’s going on at first
“You gonna answer me or what?”
He’ll get the memo if you use cards or write it down, but will have no clue what’s going on if you use ASL or gestures
Ends up having to ask Wolf since he’s seen him use these signs a couple of times
Finally fuckin learns about ASL and figures out why the hell you’re not talking
With this knowledge, he becomes very fuckin protective
If anyone makes you even a little bit uncomfortable, he will not hesitate to throw hands
“The fuck did you just say you wanker!? YOU WANNA FUCKIN’ GO MATE!?”
Ends up throwing you into more stress unintentionally
He’ll try to figure out ways to get you to talk again, whether it be exposing you to stuff that disgusts you or running you through some calming exercises
“Hey hey, just breathe with me, okay? One….Two….”
Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t
He still won’t ever fully understand why you end up non-verbal and still won’t understand even after an explanation is given
That doesn’t mean he’s not there for you, of course. He’ll do everything he can within his lack of understanding to help you out
Houston
Like Hoxton, he has no clue what’s going on
However, when you tell him, he’ll understand and ask if there’s anything he can do to help
Mf will literally spend hours trying to learn how to sign so that he can understand you or so that he can make sure he doesn’t overwhelm you with talking
H - *signing*
Y - ‘honey, that means egg’
H - “Dammit”
Hoxton sometimes acts ‘nice’ and teaching Houston some signs
But he’s teaches him the wrong shit
Like- Houston’ll be trying to learn how to say “What’s the weather?” but Hoxton would teach him how to say “cock and nuts” instead
You end up having to reteach him lol
ASL aside, if you use non-verbal cards or other means of communication, it’ll click easier for you
He makes sure to keep a notepad and pen on him, so when you need to talk to him, he just pulls it out and hands it to you
Can’t tell whether or not you’re non-verbal because of positive or negative stimuli, so if he thinks that the thing you don’t like is bringing you joy or something, forgive and correct him
Hoxton will often make rude remarks regarding it, resulting in a beat-up Hoxton and you now laughing your ass off
Mf’s antics were so funny that you went verbal again
Like the rest, very protective, just less understanding
Sokol
Another fucking Jacket???
You were speaking just fine and suddenly you don’t wanna talk??? Wtf??
He thinks you’re doing this on purpose, so he ends up getting quite frustrated
“Пиздец, just talk to me already! Why are you being so… difficult!?”
Literally will send you further into a non-verbal state and you’ll end up just crying on the spot
It’s not pretty
The second he sees tears glossing over your eyes, he fucking PANICS
He doesn’t know how to apologize though?? Not when he’s this frustrated with it
Eventually the two of you just spend a bit of time trying to process things
When the two of you reconvene, you end up explaining to him what’s going on with the whole situation
“Ah… n-non… verbal…? So- you’re not doing it on purpose?”
Once it finally clicks, he does his best to try and find ways to communicate with you
Notepads, flash cards, even those silly little buttons that people use to train their dogs how to communicate /ref
He made one attempt to learn ASL, but he immediately gave up because of how frustrating it was
Sokol felt the need to learn how to sign when he really just could’ve learned how to understand it 💀
That aside, he does his best to make sure you’re okay while you can’t communicate
Literally will fetch you anything and is willing to take a look at whatever it is that’s bothering you/making you so happy
It’s a struggle, but he’s doing his best <3
Jimmy
Despite spending a good chunk of his time around Jacket, he still struggles a bit to understand the whole non-verbal thing
Then again, he’s constantly shitfaced on coke so-
He’ll often keep pestering you on why you’re not talking or anything, only stopping when someone else intervenes
If you use ASL or gestures to communicate, he’ll start getting frustrated since he doesn’t understand most of it
With non-verbal cards or soundboards, he can understand a bit better
When you get sent into this state because of negative stimuli, he’ll try his best to calm you down
Most likely by offering you coke. And it works…sorta
J - “Shit uh… you want some coke-?”
Y - *wheezes*
J - “Wh-what!? Was it something I said!?”
If you’re non-verbal bc of positive stimuli, he’ll just talk about or show you stuff about the thing making you so happy
Literally making it worse 💀
At some point he’ll just end up getting tired [not of you! just by the fact that he’s been hammering that alcohol n drugs] and invite you to cuddle
Once the two of you pile up on the couch, you both kinda just calm down while cuddling
He falls asleep, you return to a verbal state again
Jimmy wakes up to a nice surprise when he sees that you’re talking again
He kinda just offers to cuddle every time you go non-verbal
It’s not the best strategy, but it sure as hell works
Sydney
Similar to Wolf, she completely understands and does her best to accommodate whenever you’re non-verbal
Can understand a good portion of ASL, but not that much
She doesn’t sign for you, but she’ll get a basic understanding if you sign
Simple gestures might raise some confusion though, but after one or two tries, she usually understands what you’re asking for
Very protective of you, regardless of whether or not you’re mute because of something positive or negative
Will literally kick ass if anyone makes fun of you or nags you to talk sokol cOUGH COUGH
“OI! They’ll talk when they wanna talk so SHUT IT YOU FUCK!”
She’ll let you sit in her silly swivel chair and draw whatever comes to mind. She has a bunch of crayons and paper stashed away specifically for you!
Sydney always hangs up the little drawings you make on her cork board because she thinks it’s cute
She also has noise-canceling headphones in case you’re overwhelmed by something
She’ll give them to you, sit down on the couch or at her desk with you in her lap, and let you chill out there
Always makes sure you’re comfortable and won’t push you to talk until you’re ready
Jacket
You don’t even have to try and explain those non-verbal moments. He kinda just knows
He’ll offer up some methods of communication if you don’t have a specific one, the most prominent ones being a tape recorder or a notepad and pen
Mf will literally buy you your own tape recorder not only for helping with communication, but also because matching tape recorders??? Please?????
The both of you use the exact same tapes, sometimes even trading tapes when you want to express something else
Sometimes the two of you will just annoy Sokol with it
Spamming tape recorder lines before Sokol has to swat the both of you away using his hockey stick
Though, for heists, the two of you make sure to use tapes with different voices to make sure other heisters can differentiate you
Though, sometimes you mix each others’ tapes up lol
Knows ASL very well, and also has some non-verbal cards in case you prefer to use those
He makes sure that you’re okay while you’re in this state, and he’ll murder literally anyone who even makes you uncomfortable in the slightest
If you find the corpse of some guy who told you to ‘speak up’ with his brains bashed in, don’t question it
Very understanding of whatever the situation is, and is very protective while you’re non-verbal
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horangislittletiger99 · 3 months
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Headcanons I will probably put in a comic or something
1. Bodhi's parents are immigrants
2. All the jimmy clones except the nerd one are intentionally infertile
3. Duke is half Canadian
4. Wolf is a 3rd percent polish
Will reblog with more headcanons when I think of them
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chrisredfield73 · 5 months
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Can I get some Wolf headcanans? Any kind will do (maybe or maybe not hoping for an angst or smut one), please.
A/N: I love Wolf tbh, he's so scrunkle.. Thank you for the request!
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Okay, so starting off with general headcanons before we get to the fluff, angst and smut!
I feel like Wolf is definitely one of the more emotional guys out of the gang.
He gets angry, nervous, sad and happy really easily.
He misses his old life but he feels bad at the thought of leaving everyone else behind/stopping contact with the others.
He prefers being around Dallas and Chains, they've been his buddies for a long long while.
I think he'd like to read a lot, be it small poems or long book series, I think he just like to take time to read something every now and then.
He also definitely loves celebrating holidays. I won't take no for an answer. He begs everyone to let him put up Christmas decorations every year.
I feel like he's either pan or bi. He doesn't care what gender someone is, if he likes them he likes them.
Fluff!!
He's definitely a gentle and caring lover.
He's a sucker for cuddles. He just likes to be held and he loves the feeling of holding someone else, it makes him feel so giddy.
His love language is definitely gifting. He'd buy steal his s/o so many gifts. Jewelry, stuffed animals, clothes.. You name it.
You could be like, "Hey, that looks familiar.. Didn't we steal that back in..." and he'd immediately deny it, looking both ashamed and embarrassed.
He really wants to find someone to settle down with and have a more domestic life with, like he did back at home. His s/o, a couple kids and a big house is his dream..
He loves it when his s/o does small things for him, whether it's small tasks on heists, give him gifts, cuddle him.. He loves all of it.
Angst!
When he gets emotional, he likes to sulk. He'll hide away in his room and cry.
He's also definitely not the most trusting at first, since his line of work requires him to be very wary and suspicious of those around him.
Sometimes he lashes out, but all he needs is someone patient and some comfort and he'll be okay.
He feels bad, leaving his wife and kids behind in the past, the guilt eats away at him a lot.
He just needs a lot of reassurance and comfort, despite not letting people in at first.
He does go from one mood to another super quickly, so he's difficult to handle.
Smut!
He's got an average libido. Sometimes it can spike and get a little higher than usual sometimes but it's usually just average.
He's very giving, a service switch.
He's okay with being on top or on bottom, he just wants to give his partner as much as he can.
He gets the most pleasure from helping his partner, not minding if he doesn't get much in return.
He can be a little rough sometimes, due to his frequent angry mood swings, but he makes sure to check on his partner afterwards and give them aftercare.
He definitely prefers his partner being on top due to how rough he can get when he's the one on top.
He finishes quickly, but he's up for multiple rounds if his partner is.
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manekinoodle · 2 months
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ranking the payday gang by how attractive they are to biting insects
1: hoxton. i don't even know if there's mosquitoes in washington dc i just know he'd get bit
last place: houston. too much burger in this man. all the weird chemicals in his body strengthen his immunity and make him a massive turnoff to any mosquito or vampire
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akemithedemon · 8 months
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Both Houston and Hoxton got the smoking habit from Dallas.
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i-willstealyourtoes · 3 months
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I need headcanons of poly!hoxwolf x reader
Please 🙏🏻 🥺😫😩
Alr, these next two are going to be shorter, as is the punishment for sending in an ask after I closed my inbox /nm
Hoxton x Wolf and their s/o
- Expect there to be a lot of physical affection from both parties
- Wolf usually does his in private, unless he's celebrating something, in which he gives both of you a firm kiss and even tries to pick you up
- Yes, by both I mean he even tries picking up Hoxton (it's really funny)
- Other than that, he might hold hands and doesn't mind if you two are affectionate with him in public (he just doesn't really initiate it)
- Hoxton however, initiates it in public and private
- He'll keep an arm around both of you clearly not ashamed by his relationship (not that you should be, just that people can be really judgmental)
- He's more than happy to give either of you kisses, which definitely get both of you cheesing
- If anyone judges you at all, both of them are raring to go and fight the person (as they should tbh)
- Hoxton would probably be more verbal, whereas Wolf might legitimately punch the guy
- Either way, dating them means you're safe and loved!! Forehead kisses and arms around the shoulders galore :)
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