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#Record of ragnarok sasaki kojiro
zodiacs-web · 1 year
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Buddha and sasaki reaction to their s/o subconsciously giving them affection despite being asleep? I just think it's sweet
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𖥔 Buddha / Sasaki x Gn!Reader
𖥔 Synopsis: giving them affections despite being asleep
𖥔 What's in the web: Fluff
𖥔 A/n: I'm back i'm alive! I've felt drained for the past two weeks.
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Buddha
Cloudy skies washed over the sun leading the both of you to remain inside your homes. Buddha was disappointed that he couldn't go out with you but that also meant having time in your homes. He was fine with that yet realized there was nothing to do in your home.
So you both opted for a cuddle session that lead to you sleeping while he remained awake. He much preferred this than any game he could've played. He had you on his chest, head falling and rising from his breathing as he took in every movement you made.
He felt you moving again until crawling up him until you were satisfied. Your head in his neck as he waited a few seconds to see if he can wrap his arms around you. But what he got was unexpected. He felt your lips plant a kiss near his chin.
An unexpected pang to his heart had him adorning a cute little tint. He laughed it off before wrapping his arms around you and enveloping you in his warmth. He leaned his head down to plant a kiss on your forehead before closing his eyes to join you into slumber.
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Sasaki
The unfortunate circumstances of having to deal with rain on the day Sasaki had a day planned for you. He wished to take you to this cool place but with the rain spoiling the fun he might as well stay inside with you.
Another unfortunate circumstance led to both of you having nothing to do which leads you both to lay in bed. Chatting away until you tell Sasaki that you wish to sleep and he lets you do so. Whenever you both sleep together you always have one hand intertwined with each other.
Your hand facing his while his faced you with your head slightly beneath his own. Sasaki started to drift off while he admired your features, eyes tracing every curve and crevice of your face. He looked down at you and that's when he caught you kissing his hand.
Sasaki could only watch in amazement as he felt the warmth in his cheeks rise. He smiled as he pulled you closer to him with your head centimeters away from his chest. He finally closed his eyes as he relished the kiss.
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malleusthehammer · 9 months
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Humanity and Gods playing baseball!
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Tee hee i got this in a dream :3 anyways this is just gonna be a silly little thing with my more favorited Gods/Humans just cuz :3 Hope u enjoy!! (i’m sorry if some of these r ooc -~-‘) Also it’s divided by yk humanity vs gods so yeah. Also if you enjoy this, my requests are open!!
Jack the Ripper
This gentleman is very hesitant going up to bat. I’m telling you. Bro is SHAKING in his boots but won’t say anything.
Def closes his eyes when he swings. like GGGGGSGSGGAGS
This mf IS FAST AS HELL THO.
Won’t Can’t slide for shit
More than likely right or left field. He’s fast and quick on his feet so he seems like a good outfielder.
Please tell him to keep his cap on. AND DONT LET HIM PUT IT BACKWARDS.. i love this man to death but he has A HUGE forehead (god bless ~<~)
Okay let’s say he doesn’t wanna play- he bat boy ong. He be getting those bats.
BEST TEAMMATE EVER
he is the best comforter when u get down on urself for striking out or missing a ball (me)
this dudes number is 18- idk why he just seems like an 18 guy
in other words this man has my heart.
Buddha
Mf chill as hell. Bro will be slacking but yet be an amazing player like HUH?!
Wears his cap backwards 100% so that like one strand of hair is out like always
Bro is always sneaking candy and the blue calls him out on it.
2nd or shortstop. Since he can see how the batter is gonna swing he can already predict where it’s gonna go so he’s like on his feet all the time
Bro hits the ball and just watches it before taking his time walking the bases (i mean technically you can do that)
He looks HELLA GOOD in a baseball uniform
mfs number is probably 69..
LAUGHS SO HARD when someone messes up
overall he’s just a hell of a good player like dayumn !!
Kojiro Sasaki
lowkey a good player
bros title is literally “Worlds biggest loser” So he swings at everything. I mean ik he’s can predict battles or whatever but i’d feel he’d have a harder time predicting pitches
He’s and old man. that kinda speaks for itself. so he kinda slow/pos
First base man. he’s tall- flexible and yeah- 1st base bro
HE STICKS HIS PONYTAIL THROUGH THE BACK OF HIS BASEBALL CAP ITS SO CUTE
THAT OR HE BRAIDS HIS HAIR OMGG
this man LOVES sunflower seeds like absolutely (who wouldn’t?! Buddha..)
slaps people on the back REALLY hard when telling them good job
Hates cleats. just hates them for no reason
Very confused on how to swing a bat but gets it in like 2 tries
THIS MAN CAN SLIIIIDDEEEE
if he isn’t playing 1st- he’s probably centerfield :3
DEADASS HE’LL LET YOU DO HIS EYEBLACKK!!
bros number is like in the 70s. more than likely 72 idk it just feels right lmao
sometimes wears his jersey open? like not buttoned >:3
I LOVE SASAKI SM HES AWHEHEGSFSG
Qin Shi Huang
Bro is the pitcher. nothin else.
still wears his blindfold on the mound obvi :3
BRO HAS AN ARM.
can slide decently
Hella fast like Jack.
Clean up batter? yk he be hittin it then just bringing all the ppl on base in
He’ll strike someone out then be like “Hao!!”
Slaps people on the back like Sasaki
my man is just and overall vibe so like mmhmm
The teams biggest cheer leader
I’m feeling like.. 59?
Dude he thinks he looks so good in the uniform and he does
sometimes since yk “The road is where i lead” he just starts walking around the bases randomly.
random as hell but he has like really sweaty hands
PLEASE PLEASE DO THIS MANS EYEBLACK. PLEASE.
just overall a silly little goose :3
Nikolai Tesla
THIS MAN IS GOING TO WALK UP TO TJE PLATE AND TRY AND EXPLAIN HOW THE FUCKING VELOCITY AND SPEED OF A BAT WORK.
totally not a sucky hitter..
3rd base- he’s quick quitted and 3rd doesn’t call for too much movement
his glove has those damn tesla coils n shit
bro spent ages like making his own glove and shit
THIS MAN. THIS MAN LOOKS SO FINE IN UNIFORM.
Jogs around the bases.
I’m feeling like.. 47 for his number
Dude will be pondering on second base when he’s running, thinking of anything BUT baseball at that time sooo
Dude would be AMAZED at pitches
someone would be like “SWING TESLA” and he just does the thing where he tuts them and shakes his finger and goes “No, non, nem, nein..”
He’s just.. a lot to handle.
Don’t ever take him to a baseball game. he’d get hella bored and just leave.
His hair is like- LUCIOUS in the sunlight
dude can not stay still in the dugout he’s always pacing
Yeaahh that’s it :3 i’ll probably do a Gods version later but my asks are open! so feel free to ask abouttt rn im mainly doing RoR but i’ll dip my toes into somethin new soon!!
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veroramona · 1 year
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hmmm...
good morning/afternoon/night. i was wondering if you would be willing to write some headcanons about jack the ripper and sasaki kojiro (both from snv/ror) with a motherly yet sarcastic and sometimes harsh gn! s/o... pretty please?
take your time with it and don't feel any pressure with it (<3).
(you and i know who i'm... (👁👁))
A/N: Anytime, dear! I'd love to finally do your request (it's been too long fr)! I hope you enjoy it <3
Summary: Read request
Characters: Jack the Ripper, Sasaki Kojiro
Warnings: None!
Tagging @hornyf0ckers, @http-rae and @lololagni <3
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Jack the Ripper
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❀ He definitely sucks up to you being motherly
❀ Since he wasn't loved by his mother or anyone else for that matter, your motherly behaviour definitely awakens something inside of him
❀ Your sarcasm is refreshing, especially if you know who he actually is. You're different... you don't cower in fear
❀ Now add a little harshness to it and he's done... you're definitely unique and he loves it
❀ You don't treat him like a monster, you treat him like a human being and he's smitten
❀ With your help, he sees the true colour of love (with the condition of you having met him before his fight). It's so much more beautiful seeing you glow with love instead of fear
❀ He loves you and would do anything for you to shine with love
Sasaki Kojiro
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❀ He doesn't suck up to your motherly nature as much as Jack does, but he still falls for it nonetheless
❀ Sasaki's heart is difficult to capture... but you did it with no difficulty whatsoever
❀ You scold him whenever he overworks himself and ends up injured, you tend to his wounds with extreme care, you roll your eyes occasionally at his antics
❀ And he falls for that. He falls hard. After all, how can he not love you if you hold him close to your chest while lecturing him on how he needs to be more careful?
❀ He loves you with all his heart and would do anything for you without hesitation. And please... don't stop with your scolding, even though he won't learn
❀ You have a magical effect on him and he's not complaining. Not in the slightest
╰── ⋅ ⋅ ── ✩ ── ⋅ ⋅ ──╯
A/N: I don't know if I did your request justice, but I hope I did. Reblogs are appreciated <3
© veroramona. Do not steal, edit, copy, repost or translate any of my work on any social media account or claim it as your own work. If you find someone who does that, please alert me and report the account!
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monstertreden · 2 years
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Sasaki vs Poseidon in only 6 seconds
Spending more than 30 minutes to make it was worth it 💕🛐
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luxthestrange · 4 months
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RoR Incorrect quotes#164 Our Dadam
Adam*Smiles as his ADULT children cling to him as he hugs them*Now,Repeat after me~..."I'm Big"
Human Fighters, Cain & Abel + Y/n*Sniffling as you look at him* I'M BIG!
Adam*Humming proudly*"I'm Brave"
Human Fighters, Cain & Abel + Y/n*With breaking voices nodding*"I-I'm brave"!
Adam*One by one he lays a fatherly peck on your foreheads*..."I'm BEAUTIFUL"
Human Fighters, Cain & Abel + Y/n*Trembling lips and sniffles as you cling to his arms, legs, and waist...any place to hug him as you all cry out*"I'M BEAUTIFUL"!!!
Adam*Opens his arms wider to hug each of you closer to him smiling tenderly*There there~Gimme huggies~
Gods/Goddesses:...
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Normal sleepover at the Einherjar's
From that on, Brunhilde makes sure that they all have blankets during sleepovers.
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bones4thecats · 5 months
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Adopting Their Fallen Enemy's Child (PT.3) ~ RoR/SnV x Child! Reader
Type of Writing: Poll Result Characters: Qin Shi Huang, Jack the Ripper, Sasaki Kojiro, & Child! Reader Name: Adopting Their Fallen Enemy's Child (PT.4) Original Poll Link: Here Other Parts: (PT.1), (PT.2), & (PT.3)
A/N: Okay, this is the final part of this series until the next few rounds of Ragnarok come out! Now, enjoy!!
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👑 This guy never realized a small child watching his fight against the God of the Underworld, Hades
👑 So, when he heard many Gods yelling and the small footsteps of a child's, he spun himself around while Alvitr gasped and said your name
👑 Qin Shi Huang had a small soft spot for children, and whenever he saw one crying, he'd feel so bad for them, no matter their status
👑 But, he was the most sad for you...
👑 You looked completely different from your father, the only real things telling you guys were family was the leaf markings on your face and neck, your elf-like ears, and aura you both carried
👑 He paused and looked at his Valkyrie for some help, in which she just looked at you with pity before motioning her hand to you
👑 Qin sat down next to you as you bawled where your father once stood, asking him why he wanted to fight and why life wasn't being fair
👑 The Gods and Humans gasped as Qin laid your head on his lap, he patted your head as the medical staff came running out to you both
👑 When he awoke, he saw you laying on his chest while reading a small book the staff gave you
👑 He looked at you and pat your head, causing you to hug his good hand and try healing his two missing fingers, to which he said;
" I'm surprised you don't hate my guts because of what happened out there! It's quite amazing how calm you are despite the circumstances, kiddo! In fact, would you like to stay here and watch the next few rounds with me? I don't mind! "
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🩸 Jack admired your father, Heracles, for who he was and the color he radiated, so when he felt another similar, yet smaller form running into the arena with a slight amount of fear, he froze
🩸 Humanity stayed silent as your tiny form ran out of the hallway and towards your crumpling father, crying his name
🩸 The killer and the warrior looked back and saw you, and your father chuckled, commenting on how stubborn you were
" Hey hun, don't worry about your old dad, okay? You'll see me again sometime! " " Don't lie to me, daddy! I can't stand it when you lie! "
🩸 Jack stared at you both witch a hint of sadness in his heart, but, he wondered, why did he feel this way? He never had before since he was a child
🩸 Heracles looked at Jack and alerted him with your name, making him look up from you and into your father's blue eyes, which were slowly turning green and breaking apart
" Take care of them for me, yeah? "
🩸 You looked at Jack when your father turned into nothing and sniffed as he stiffened, why would he entrust his child to someone who killed when alive?
🩸 Humanity erupted in protest, stating you should return to your family, in which you held your hands to your ears and ran to grab Jack's leg in fear, and he had to hold himself back from really making you scared
🩸 Whatever reason Heracles had for giving him guardianship of you must have been important, so, what kind of gentleman would dishonor the wish of a fallen warrior?
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🌸 You watched your father get killed in front of you, you had every right to be upset at that human right now
🌸 Sasaki sat in the medical bay healing from your father's trident hits, and when he heard the distant calls of some of the Gods, he sat up in shock
🌸 Especially when his door burst open with a young child standing there, and when you closed it shut, his eyes widened when he really looked at you
🌸 Your outfit loosely resembled Poseidon's, from the tighter top to the charm around your waist and the cloth that fell down your legs
🌸 He looked at you and at the ground in shame, you must have been very upset with him, he had killed your father, but when you said the words that you said next, his heart jumped
" Do not worry, mortal man, I do not hate you for this. Rather, I dislike my father, he should have not engaged in such a puny battle against Humanity. And, I would like to apologize for his words, he wasn't the most pleasant man in Valhalla. "
🌸 Sasaki was officially shell-shocked
🌸 One would normally hate the one who killed their parent, but the way you just maturely confessed your true motive behind visiting him, it made him chuckle to himself
🌸 You were very daring, definitely taking after your father in that way, and the way you held yourself was very similar, making him looked back on the way your father looked up at where Zeus and Hermes laid
🌸 You must've been up there with your cousin and uncle watching
🌸 Sasaki smiled and offered you a seat by him, along with a drink, in which, after a long while of talking about his battle tactics, you asked him to adopt you, claiming your uncles, besides Hades, weirded you out
🌸 He chuckled at your bold question and nodded, stating;
" I would love to take you in as my own, dear heir of the sea. And while I'm not sure your family will be happy with this development, if you are alright with it, you may call me your father. "
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perplexedhare · 1 year
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radioactivesweet · 1 year
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Hi darling! May I have some headcanons for Sasaki, Buddha and maybe Hades or Hermes dating Nyx s/o? She's the goddes of night and the ONLY goddess Zeus feared ('cause she's older and stronger than him) Sorry for my english :(
Hello! Hope you like it^^ and dw, your English is fine :) I was having some problems with my laptop while writing this, so there may be some mistakes
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Sasaki is abnormally chill about dating a goddess feared by Zeus himself, one of those occasions where you can't tell if this human is brave or just incredibily dumb and reckless. Either way, he actually knows how dangerous you could be, but this doesn't mean he would leave you. You may be strong and ancient, yet one of the few deities he could get along with, not trying to exterminate humanity and such.
Sasaki believes that as long as he treats the way he would treat anybody else, without showing fear and trusting you, you will get along just fine. You are no different from other humans to him, so is treating you as one. You have just the same felings as everybody else and doesn't want to feel different in his eyes.This may lead to him straight up forgetting you are one of the most powerful deities out there and just act like you were the same as him.
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Buddha doesn't really care which goddess are you as long as you gift him candies don't try to give him orders and limit his own freedom. The reason he got close to you in the first place was the fact that Zeus feared you - so having you around meant not getting the latter close to him. Also, believing in his own strenght doesn't really make him scared of you. He respects you though and also sees you as a valuable ally. If you actually gift him food though, that's a faster way to reach his heart. He is even willing to share his with you.
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Quite literally a match made in hell. You're both ancient, strong, feared, related to darkness - with you being the goddess of night and him the god of teh dead - and quite misuderstood. You immediately got along and had known each other for a very long time - before Hades' brothers were even born. It was actually Hades who had later introduced to Zeus, who has been scared of you ever since. At parties you are basically that couple nobody approaches. Even though you actually aren't that scary, everybody seems to think so - which actually grants you both some quiet time together, without anybody bothering you. On the other hand, Cerberus loves you.
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Hermes is used to adapt and deal with a lot of different deities, being the messenger of the gods, so you aren't that challenging to him. At first he was quite interested in youi because of of his father being scared of you - but really he hadn't met any difficulties with getting to know you, thanks to him knowing how to interact with others. He finds it really amusing when he invites you over for dinner - with Zeus and Ares, since he gets to see them strangely and unexpectedly silent. You are usually gossipping together - since you've been around for longer than him and know quite a lot about other deities, old legends and other facts he wouldn't otherwise have never heard of - you are someone he can learn a lot from, which of course has its perks.
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thequietkid-moonie · 1 year
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S/O greeting them after their fight
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[ SCENARIO ] [ Thor, Sasaki, Jack, Shiva, Buddha, Qin ]
[ Records of Ragnarok / Shuumatsu no Valkyrie ]
⚠️ This contain spoilers
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I decided not write about about Zeus, sorry if someone wanted to read it
This take me longer that i expected! Wow! Anyway, enjoy!
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Thor
He sees you waiting for him at the gods' entrance before being stoped by Lubu's army
After take care of it, he go and greet you pating you head with a sweet smile
He doesn't say much in his way to the infirmary while been followed by you, but you can tell there something diferent with him, he looks thoughtful
While his injuries were been treated he makes sure you stay by his side (the nurses don't dare ti say something about it)
After that he will tell how he would have liked to meet Lubu in other circumstances. Thor doesn't say much, but he keeps that soft expresion and smile, that human truly surprised him
After that you two stay together to see the rest of the fights, now seen the humans in a diferent way, with more respect
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Sasaki Kyojiro
He was injured and bleeding, but he was smiling
After greeting you Sasaki practically fall in your arms, he doesn't have more energy, you and Hrist have to guide him to the to the infirmary to be treated
On your way he can't stop smiling and giggling, telling you how much fun he had in the fight
Both Hrist and you will congratulate him and scold him for worring you so much
After his wounds were treated you'll stay with him to make sure he rest, in the meantime he will tell you about his experience in the fight and how happy he is for his first victory
If you still worried about him and his injuries he will reassure you that he's fine, it doesn't hurt anymore.
After that you stay by his side, and with the others to see the rest of the fights. Sasaki offer you (and to Hrist too) to explain things you may not understand about the fighting techniques
When they go to help Buddha (when he meet the Gods of Fortune) he probably do it behind your back so you won't try to stop him he's too stubborn anyways
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Jack the Ripper
He was injured, bleeding and people were throwing things at him and yet he walked calmly and elegantly. When he notice you in the humans' entrance he greet you with a soft smile.
In your way to the infirmary he didn't say much and he looks very thoughtful. If you offer your help he will try to denied but at the end he acepted
You wait until his wounds are treated to talk to him
When you ask him about the fight and how he feels he will tell you, but offer you some tea while both talk
This become a long talk about what happen and the colors he saw in Heracles
Its notorious that this affected him but in a good way, Jack himself expresed that he's happy to had the oportunity to met him
After his wounds were treated both of you ended up going where Hlokk she wasn't happy to see Jack but she don't force you to go away
Hlook offer you a sit and she start making a convesetion with you, that ended being she complaining about Jack, she even ask you why you are with him, to which Jack just laughed
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Shiva
When he sees you at the gods' entrance he greeting you with a proud smile, as much as he would love to embrace you Shiva makes sure to keep distance (he was in fire a moment ago after all)
In his way to the infirmary he doesn't stop talking to you, asking you if you saw him fight and what did you think
While his wounds are treated you probably have to wait outsite the infirmary, but after you'll stay by his side, sitting in a comfy sofa beside him (along side with his other wifes)
Both of you will have a long chat about the fight, he had to wait long to finally fight and got excited, now he can't stop talking about it
And, for sure, Shiva will tell you how great fighter Raiden was and how he gave his best until the end
He even mentioned how he heared all your voices cheering him and that help him continue and, of course, will tease you for that
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Buddha
When Buddha greet you he see how worried you was for him, he embrace you and give you a soft kiss in the forehead. On his way to the infirmary he keeps a soft smile.
His wounds were treated pretty quickly. If you were with him when he left the infirmary (with the excuse that he was bored) he just tell you to follow him, if you ask him where you're going he won't tell you. But if you weren't there he won't tell you, for sure you'll know where to find him
If you scold him for leaving the infirmary he will just laugh and tell you not to worry about it, he is fine!
He promise to take proper rest only if you stay with him, both of you ended up cuddling and eating candies
Buddha will talk about the fight just if ask, you can notice how this truly affect him, but in the end he is happy for Zerofuku (i mean he ended happy again). If you say something about how he changed to humans side he will laugh at it, to him is funny to remember it (especially the gods' reaction)
If you seem afected for this too he will reassure you that everything is fine don't worry your pretty head
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Qin Shi Huang
He sees you for afar in the humans' entrance and smile at you brightly
He was helping Alvitr stand when Qin himself falls to the ground
Alvitr inmediatly start screaming for help and you run to their side, helping her carried Qin. Don't take much for the nurses to came and carry him to the infirmary while you help Alvitr
Since they were serious injured you have to wait outsite the infirmary while they are treated
Being that his condition is so delicate you will have to wait outside the infirmary. Brunhilde reassure you that he and Alvitr will be fine, thanks to the medicine of the Gods
Once he wake up one of the first things in his mind is you, he wants to see you. When you greet him Qin call you name with a big smile and a cheerful voice, he is acting as if he didn't just wake up after putting his life in risk, you'll have to make him stay still, remember him that he need to rest!
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kanroji-san · 2 months
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Muichiro!Y/n/Reader AU
Muichiro!Y/n: Souji, are we dating?
Souji: Eh?
Muichiro!Y/n: Are we dating?
Souji: N-no. We're just hanging out as friends.
Muichiro!Y/n: Oh, I see...
Souji: Why do you ask?
Muichiro!Y/n: I was just having this feeling. Guess I have read too much romance.
Souji: Yeah...you must really have.
Later of the same day
Göll: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!?!?! THAT WAS YOUR CHANCE!
Souji: I-i panicked! Okay?!
Kojiro: The fact that you confirmed everything... But to an opposite direction.
Brunhilde: It's pathetic.
Souji: I didn't expect they would ask!
Göll: WE TOLD YOU THEY COULD TAKE A HINT!!!
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malleusthehammer · 9 months
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Hey can u do a sasaki period care Drabble? Need that in my life rn (gender neutral pronouns pls)
ABSOLUTELY!!! Dude i freaking love this idea it’s so cute!! :3
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Sasaki taking care of you when you’re on your period
warnings: Period talk, pills
Type: Drabble
Your eyes slowly opened, your sleep only disturbed by the lack of warmth on your abdomen. You had been in the bed with Sasaki all day, and he had yet to leave you. But he was gone in that moment. You sat up, your head aching. Seemed as if the painkillers he had given you before you both laid down had finally worn off. You groaned, holding your head. Your eyes darted around, looking for any sign of your Husband.
“Koji..?”
You slung the covers off of your legs, the skin immediately being covered in goosebumps from the cold air. You shifted off the bed, looking into the living room. Still no sign of life, not even a stir from wind.
“Koji..!”
you called out for him, but nothing. you hobbled into the kitchen, grabbing a glass of water. You grabbed the pill bottle, grabbing two then closing it. You popped them in your mouth, letting them be guided down by the water.
Your head hung over the sink, still throbbing in pain. A jingle of keys snapped you out of your trance, followed by a squeak of the door. You gently turned to see Sasaki entering with a couple bags in his hands. You walked over, offering to help.
“Nono- i got it, tsuma.. don’t worry your pretty little face, okay?”
He smiled his goofy smile, setting the bags down and walking over to you with his hands out. You quickly accepted the hug, burying your face in his chest.
“Where did you go..? i woke up and you weren’t there..”
Sasaki rubbed your back gently, his chin resting on your head.
“I went to.. uh.. grab a couple things”
He let go of the hug, turning to the bags on the table. He quickly pulled out a new bottle of painkillers, followed by a bag of your favorite candy.
“Oh Koji-! you didn’t have to..!”
Sasaki waved a dismissive hand to you, smiling. He then pulled out more pads and tampons he had bought, then more of your favorite snacks.
“Why wouldn’t i? Tsuma- you’re in pain, and the least i can do is bring you your favorite candy!”
He chuckled pulling you back into a hug. You hugged back tightly, never wanting to let go.
“Now, what do you say we have a lazy day?”
Any day with Sasaki is a lazy day, but how could you say no to that face?!
“We can lay back down and eat the snacks while we watch that new show! Isn’t it like- about.. uhm.. whatever- i just wanna hang out with you”
He smiled, kissing your forehead. And to your surprise he was swift to lift you up. He held you bridal style, placing the snacks in your lap before darting off to the bedroom with you in his hands.
Meenjahwhsevsb idk if i like this T^T but i really hope you enjoyed it! I am open for requests any time! Just drop one by and i will eat. WRITE for it :3
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palesublimeduck · 6 months
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✨️ Or Buddha & Sasaki when they let their hair down :
And Loki or Qin when you give them a wig 💀
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luxthestrange · 6 days
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RoR Memes #18
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deathmetalunicorn1 · 5 months
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Can I request another Anya!Reader if that’s okay?
After watching Princess and the Frog, she looks at Apollo, telling him even if he was a frog she wouldn’t kiss him, instead she would throw him off a bridge (Who’s cackling at her brutal honesty and lack of regard to Apollo’s feelings)
I believe in the Bullying Apollo Supremacy 😂🛐
-Your eyes were bright and sparkly, watching a princess movie, The Princess and the Frog, with your family all around you, as it was your turn to pick a movie for family night.
-The music and the story were both beautiful and you couldn’t help but smile brightly the whole way through. Your family did enjoy the movie, but seeing your smiling face is what made it really memorable.
-As the credits were rolling, Apollo, who was on his belly next to you, turned, beaming brightly, “Y/N~ if I was a frog would you turn me back with a kiss?”
-Your face was that of disgust, turning your nose up, “Eww- no! I hate frogs!” your answer quickly got many of them laughing, hearing your blunt response.
-Apollo then tried again, “What if you knew it was me- you would rescue me, wouldn’t you?” you turned, eyes unwavering, completely serious, “If any of you were frogs I would toss you off a bridge into a river- I wouldn’t want you near me.”
-Can’t breathe because he’s laughing too hard.
            -Loki, Leonidas, Zeus, Shiva, Raiden, and Buddha
-Couldn’t help but smile, at least you were honest.
            -Odin, Thor, Lu Bu, Kojiro, Poseidon, Hades, Adam, Beelzebub, Nikola, Jack, and Hercules
-Hurt by your lack of willingness to help if they were ever turned into a frog.
            -Ares and Apollo
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telvess · 3 months
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Reader using pick-up lines on them
chaotic writing for the fun
Hades
“You should be arrested for stealing my heart!”
Pick-up lines, hmm? Alright, fine, but did you have to use the most pathetic, the cheesiest one? Hades is way too elegant for such a poor tasted attempt, he actually feels offended by your words.
Your first impression is horrible. Hades silently judges you. Of course, he is too classy to make any snarky comments, but you can tell by his cold, indifferent look that he has lost all interest in your company. At this point, he is more of a Poseidon than his brother himself.
If you aren’t the type of person who gives up easily and still tries to flirt… just stop. The best you can get from him would be „yes”, „no” or a nod of the head.
Buddha
“You see my friend over there? She want to know if you think I'm cute.”
Buddha stares at you for a long moment, then looks over your shoulder to check out your friend (who you obviously made up), then then returns to you. His expression is blunt, maybe slightly bored. Totally makes you lose the confidence you had a moment ago as you watch him lazily suck a lollipop and pierce you through with his unimpressed glare.
The worst he can say is „no”, right? Well, who would have thought that the enlightened mind of Buddha would prove otherwise. A drawn-out silence makes you uncomfortable and you start to squirm under his gaze, not ready for that unfazed attitude of his…
Once the confidence you felt approached him vanished and you are ready to leave as quickly as possible, Buddha begins to laugh historically. You jump up a little and stare at him confused. It takes him a while to calm down, but when he does, he looks at you seriously again and says „tell your friend I find ya cute” with the most annoying smirk in the entire universe.
Susanoo
“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
Susanoo watches you with harsh expression, his eyebrows raising as your attitude doesn’t change. You just stand in front of him and wait for his answer. Kinda hot, he has to admit.
He is amused by this shitty attempt, but still has to admit that it takes some balls to say something so crappy to his face. You’re bold, stupid and definitely not in your right mind.
He would definitely address all of the above and then… respond to you with an even cheaper pickup line that he thinks sounds good. He is very proud of himself and oblivious to the point that it matches his intimidating aura.
Susanoo likes a person who isn’t concerned with what everyone think of them, but he is also a person who expects others to submit to his will, which makes him rather difficult person to flirt with, demanding from you to adapt to his confusing preferences.
Nikola
“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.”
BUAHAHAHAHA! HE WOULDN’T GET IT 100%!
He looks at you very confused at first, then he puts to work all of his braincells trying to figure out what you meant. Is this some kind of puzzle? Mystery? It’s clearly impressive, because he struggles to solve it!
Please, stop the brainstorming session before he starts writing his thought on the board and calls members of the science crew asking for the consultations.
After yours short explanation (which probably burnt your soul to the bones with embarrassment) Nikola nods, compliments your clever attempt and… continues what he was doing before this whole masquerade started, oblivious to the fact you just hit on him. So you just stand there and wait for something, but you last barely several dozen seconds before you run away to hide somewhere far, far away.
Much to your surprise, Nikola visits you the next day and invites you for coffee, bluntly.
Hermes
“Can I put my hand on your thigh, where it belongs?”
You sit next to him and get straight to the point. No hesitation, no shame in your eyes. Hermes’ eyes widen for a millisecond as the words leave your lips. Oh? Oh? Oh? He couldn’t help but let his lips stretch into a wide smile, trying to cover his mouth with his hand as a single chuckle escapes his lips.
When he pulls himself together, Hermes lets his playful nature take over. So you thought you were flirty? Hermes is too smart and too cunning to allow you triumph for long. Even if he isn’t interested, he will leave you with a dry mouth and wet panties. Hermes uses the tongue as smoothly as he uses the violin.
Apollo
“I'm sorry, were you talking to me?” He denies, “Well, would you like to?”
My, my, look at you! Approaching the Sun God just like this? Apollo is impressed. In fact, because of how intimidating he is, it's not often that others surprise him with such bravado. Usually they just treat him as something as intangible as the rays of the sun, bathing in his glory, praising him as a celestial being, not as a person. You - on the other hand - are a breath of fresh air.
Once the first shock wears off, his entire figure begins to glow and he gives you the most breathtaking smile you will ever see. From that point on, everything he does comes so naturally that it makes you lose yourself. After making great first impression, you end up like everyone else: Apollo wraps you around his little finger and before you know it, you just sit there and listen to his melodious voice as if you are bewitched. The man is too charming.
Poseidon
“Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears.”
Peasant. Get out.
You aren’t clever. You aren’t brave. You aren’t impressive. The only person that will disappear is gonna be you, if you don’t remove yourself in the next 3 seconds.
Whoever didn’t stop you from approaching Poseidon like this, definitely doesn’t wish you well.
Kojirō
“Aren't you tired? From running through my mind all day?”
The man gives you surprised look, and moment later he presents you his widest smile. Sasaki has no clue what to say, so he just stands before you, rubbing his neck and blushing like teenage girl. He may stammers out a few words of thanks, but you really shouldn’t hope for more. Kojirō is simply not used to compliments, so even the simplest pick-up line can rock his world.
Please, ask him about swordsmanship, because it’s probably the only thing he can talk about while his brain fries in the skull.
Once Kojirō pulls himself together, he turns out to be exactly as carefree and friendly as you expected. The longer you two interact, the more open and less awkward he becomes.
Ares
“Do you have a name, or can I just call you 'mine'?”
Did you just? Huh???
Ares blinks a few times before his brain process information. He can’t believe you said something like that! Do you even know who you are talking to? He is Ares, the God of War! One of the twelve Gods of Olympus and son of Zeus! He deserves more respect, not some pathetic, human-alike attempt at flirting. He shouts all this in your face, making a big scene and ridiculing you in front of the others gods. For a moment he’s proud of himself, but your teary eyes quickly put him in a less mighty state.
To make things worse, you literally run away. At first Ares tries to ignore the feeling of guilt in his chest, pretending that your reaction was childish and exaggerated, but all he needs is Hermes to make a little remark (“Poor thing, it seems she gave her all to speak up.”) to make Ares’ face red.
He mutters some lame excuse to leave and starts looking for you. He still thinks your attempt was awful, but maybe - just maybe - his heart skips a beat knowing that some pretty miss thinks so highly of him.
Jack
“If music be the food of love, let’s have a feast together.”
Okay, this man isn’t used to hearing compliments, let alone hitting on him. Jack is a little shocked, not because he doesn’t understand you, but because you actually chose him. He doesn’t recognize you, but to his great surprise you seem to know a little about him. After all, you referred to Shakespeare. It couldn't have been an accident, right?
“Pardon me, lady?” is probably the first thing out of Jack's mouth as he’s still processing what you’ve said, but he quickly snaps out of his surprise, “Forgive me, where are my manners?”
Jack introduces himself properly, takes off the hat and bows like a gentleman. He then politely asks for your name, still fluttered that you gave him a chance.
Thor
“Did you do something to my eyes? I can't seem to take them off you.”
“…”
Neither Thor nor Mjölnir budge. Well, this is definitely something new; no one has ever approached Thor this way before, so he has to give you some points for creativity. However, don’t expect anything as Thor isn’t interested in continuing the conversation, so it’s up to you if you are interested in one-sided interaction.
Loki
“Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?”
Loki stares at you without the slightest sign of interest, twirling strand of hair around his finger. He seems distant, almost like he didn’t hear you. Then he flinches, as if snapped out of trance. His face changes in a split second: a wide, forced smile and squinting eyes screaming at you to evacuate, because you’ve hit on the wrong guy. “Do you have a death wish, woman?” Loki asks, his voice has the sweetest tone that tickles your ears, but his words spew poison…
Loki is capricious. I don’t think it’s a matter of wrong pick-up line, it's rather more a matter of right timing. But even if you choose a bad moment to approach him, he probably wouldn’t hurt you (physically) - he prefers to scare others, toy with their fear than kill them.
On the other hand, if your timing is right, then you would still bounce off the wall, because Loki doesn’t intent to give you a straightforward answer; he would like to play with you, confuse you with the mixed signals he sends. He wants a reaction from you, entertain him. If you are cocky - his goal is to crush your self-confidence. Shy? Prepare for blushing, squealing and stuttering. Ah, you think you’re being funny here? Loki will gladly turn your smile into tears.
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