#Sanji having to show him how

[bidisastersanji]

Seasonal ski instructor/mountaineer Sanji working for a resort is on a nice off-piste outing by himself, basking in the sun refracting off the fresh fallen snow and through the tall pine trees, when he gets called because apparently a directionally challenged customer got really lost around his area and he should look for him. (Zoro. its Zoro)

Grumbling, Sanji removes the rackets he put on to hike up the mountain and snaps on his skis to go down and look for signs of a person (how could someone even get off-piste on ACCIDENT? It’s not possible you’d have to be purposefully trying to get away from the neatly delineated track ?? It would take EFFORT to go off piste into the forested areas)

Zoro doesn’t understand how his friends got lost on this beautiful piste- they seem to have disappeared and suddenly he was all alone out here, with way more trees towering over him than before . Well- more peace and quiet and enjoyment for himself, he thinks. Less people to slalom around and avoid, and more piece and quiet and fresh mountain air for him to enjoy with his solitude.

But then he hears someone behind him calling out and turns around to see a skier in a sleek blue jumpsuit. The person seems really angry at him for some reason. Weirdo.

He keeps on snowboarding a little more but the guy catches up to him and cuts him dry by stopping his skis right in front of him.

Glaring at the skis, his eye means to see who the asshole who stopped him is but he doesn’t make it there immediately. No, instead it slowly trails up long, long legs that the jumpsuit somehow wrap around tightly in a way that makes his throat a bit dry. He realises he’s been starting a bit too long so he snaps his gaze up and is met with soft, messy blonde curls being freed from a hat and googles and a red, scowling face. Cute. There’s still some red lines marked into his skin when the accessory was digging in just seconds ago.

He doesn’t know what he’s done to get this man’s attention, but he unfortunately knows he likes em’ kind of like this…a little flushed and combative.

After some wrangling and bickering Sanji drags this oddly muscular and attractive customer (and of course it was a fucking snowboarder. Always think they’re so cool and above the rules, don’t they?) back to the resort where a worried group of 20-somethings thank him for finding their idiot friend. A really beautiful red-headed woman tells him he should join them at a party later so her friend-Zoro? Can buy him a drink as thanks- and what a weird thing to offer up for someone else (especially considering the man’s protests at the idea) but he can’t say no to a face like that and a free drink, so he politely agrees to pass by.

The curly blonde- Sanji, Nami tells him, does end up passing by so Zoro makes good on his promise and asks him what he wants to drink. Unsurprisingly the prissy dude orders an equally prissy drink with some complicated liquor name in it- but Zoro quickly learns he doesn’t mind too much, because the man turns out to be the biggest lightweight after drinking just a couple of them, and highly entertaining when drunk. Their banter at their booth quickly devolves into an argument about skis va snowboards. (Snowboards are obviously cooler and better, duh)

Soon enough Zoro watches Sanji join the dance floor, elegant limbs moving to the thrumming beat of the bass, curly blonde strands of hair sticking to his sweaty face and neck, and he finds himself fantasizing about getting his hands on those hips and his tongue on that skin and getting those lips making soft noises in his ear- he gets to his feet, unconsciously deciding to join the tempting man- he spots Nami looking at him in surprise, then quick, smug recognition when she sees where he’s heading.

The next morning Sanji doesn’t remember much, but knows that despite the hungover he’s nursing he needs to go teach his beginner ski class. He’s lucky is the adult one and not the children’s one today, so he can count on the comfort of fawning over a group of middle aged women for the day.

But god has other plans for him apparently. Or rather, a certain mosshead who he knows can hold his own very well on his snowboard. Is he there to mock him? Annoy him? Discredit him in front of students?

Zoro joins the beginner ski class, hoping to get more interactions and opportunities to flirt with this absolute beauty of a man that he didn’t get nearly enough kisses from the previous night.

#why yes im inspired by all the snow we’ve been getting #and why yes I have limited knowledge on skiing and ski resorts #but I’ve always imagined skiers and snowboarders have some kind of rivalry going on? #zosan #zoro x sanji #Zosan fic idea #sanzo #zosanzo #I just LOVE the idea of zoro struggling with his skis #Sanji having to show him how #holding him #and all the ladies being like oh my #Zosan ski au #as always this is just me rambling #just a draft

[reineyday]

how cute is it that sanji's promo poster has him wearing a ring with zeff's cook pirates jolly roger logo? :') im so soft

#one piece #opla #one piece live action #sanji #black leg sanji #vinsmoke sanji #taz skylar #red leg zeff #THAT'S HIS DAD YOUR HONOUR #rei rambles #mb i will look it up next time to see if it's in the show but like #what if that's zeff's captain ring or smth and he gave it to sanji when he got old enough for it to fit on his finger 🥺🥺🥺 #mb sanji's having one of those days where he just feels so bad that he's kind of the reason zeff never restarted his crew #and continued looking for the all blue #and then zeff is like 'no eggplant you and the baratie staff? YOU'RE my crew and i dont regret a single day of raising you' #and he gives him the ring #and then sanji cries a little and laughs and makes a joke abt how he might not regret raising him but he definitely regrets hiring him #and zeff rolls his eyes fondly #oh by 'it being in the show' i mean if zeff is wearing the ring in the flashback where he comes onboard baby sanji's ship #i digress

[beaulesbian]

I'm almost done reading Punk Hazard, and i have some thoughts especially about sanji and the body switches between the characters and his reaction to that, (and then also some sanuso possibly sanusonami moments - because their dynamic in this arc was really interesting - their own respective goals, as well as a different duos), but i need to sort these thoughts into something more coherent first.

so before that, just this part i noticed - which was like, almost unneccessary from usopp's part, such a small moment, but strangely heartwarming and cute!

usopp: oh, sanji, you saved me? nami (who currently looks like sanji due to the body switcheroo thing): i'm nami! usopp: *disappointed sound* nami: why are you disappointed?!

(*shaking usopp by the shoulders*: what to you mean by that reaction?? why are you disappointed it wasn't actually sanji rescuing you? that you woke up in the snow and after the fight, seeing sanji but learning it was still nami in that body, and even if you like nami, you wanted sanji to rescue you??? explain yourself!)

anime version, bc it's all cute too!

#one piece #usopp #sanji #nami #sanuso #usopp x sanji #one piece ep 6O1 #one piece chapter 675 #punk hazard arc #bonus points for how nami in sanji's body is animated in this arc... like the feminine features. #maybe in some way i hoped the voices would be still same voice actors as for how they look - like nami in sanji's body would still be voice #by sanji's va #i only watched this ep as anime. so in manga it was better for me to imagine the voices stayed kinda the same. or they could work #differently in the range that allowed them to move up or down or tone shift #it's still such interesting aspect of this arc. like was it to show off law's powers? ok smo/ker and tas/higi were fun to see switched #but the way sanji felt about it all... very trans of him ok ok still have more thoughts about it for later #mine #gif:op manga #gif:op anime

[1pcii]

°⁀ Y( • ⊂ ｣ ⁠• § ⊃♥⊂( • ε ((( )y-°° ° °°

sanuso kaomoji's based off this sbs

#usopp is showing sanji his slingshot skills and sanji is about to give him a kiss. how cute XD #playing with these punctiation marks like dolls #psii.txt #text #ascii art #1pc #sanuso #usosan #black leg sanji #usopp #maybe i should make my own one for vivi so i can have one for all my otps...

[peppermintpegis]

netflix one piece live action feels a little like fanfic in that it makes sure it hits all the important notes but doesnt do all the work to make them hit which works in fic where the reader is supposed to bring all the emotional story investment from the original but doesnt work in a multi million adaptation that is supposed to be able to stand on its own or even serve as an intro to the series. it even does this in service to have more koby and helmeppo gay moments in this essay i w

#one piece #opla #the fleshing out of koby and helmeppo is like honestly good its a beacon of light its truly really fun #and all the actors are great it is just what they are given . #they didnt let nami do any real betraying. they didnt even have her steal the merry!! she just stole the map that they added in!!!! #ddont get me started on the gutting of sanjis intro. i dont give a shit about if don krieg appears or not i need to see this guy fuckin #feed the hand thats about to kill him im going to start shaking like a dog. #im almost madder krieg appeared for just a little id rather have that time be used for. anything else really. #like have one of arlongs guys starved half to death when they get to arlong park!or idk anything! no gin appears look its gin! you know him #sanji doesnt even get to beat the shit out of a shitty guest. like i guess he does a little but it feels so blink and you miss it #+the first like two eps were good!! buggys great hes scary and weird and fun. i dont mind that he sticks around longer in theory #but the way he is comedic relief instead of basically every character having funny bits is like. ahghhhgggg. its a symptom of this really #mean and edgy feeling the whole thing has. like the removal of people missing usopps pirate calling :( and how cocoyashi didnt know #nami was working to help them. like p. please. can we have caring and bonds in this world?? trust and love??? #anyway. sorry for having expectations of a netflix show im so close to putting this into a more proper form rather than tags. just to get i #all out of my system cause fuck man. #anyway solid 7/10 not as bad as it couldve been

[riot-control-camp]

OKAY NOT DONE TALKING ABOUT THE LITTLE GARDEN ARC

ESPECIALLY THE NARRATIVE PARALLELS BETWEEN ZORO AND SANJI AND DORRY AND BROGGY??? THE FACT THAT THOSE PARALLELS PARTICULARLY IMPLY THAT THEY HAVE A SPECIAL BOND THAT WILL LAST LITERALLY FOREVER???

THE VISUAL WHERE THE AUDIENCE REALIZES THAT THE MOUNTAIN RANGES WERE SKULLS?? PAIRED WITH THEM LYING IN THE SAME POSITION AS ZORO AND SANJI'S TWO DINOSAURS LEFT BEHIND ON THE BEACH?

average tumblr user notices single instance of symbolism, more at 11.

but usopp getting more moments of bravery!!! WE STAN HIS ARC!!!!! I LOVE HIM!!!

zoro getting to laugh and tease people this arc was beautiful, i love that stupid cunty bitch

sanji getting his part of the arc done through cunty trespassing, lying through his teeth, and beating up animals? FANTASTIC THANK YOU FOR MY LIFE (specifically thank you for that twisting move he did with his heels around the vultures head. how does it feel to live MY. D R E A M)

LUFFY WAS SO SHAPED. I WOULD KILL FOR HIM. HE'S SO FERAL.

and calling it now, nami is absolutely going to get malaria girl is the QUEEN of "it's nothing [2 episodes later it is in fact a resonant Something with excruciating plot relevance and emotional stakes attached to it"

almost simped for crocodile but miss all sunday was Right There MA'AM. MA'AM. RESPECTFULLY AND ASEXUALLY, TILL THE BED FUCKING BREAKS--

also he has a giant gold pet which i don't fuck with. also his rings remind me of redd white from ace attorney who is Unfuckable as he is a murderer of a mentor figure (other forms of murder have not detered me from simping in the past. in fact it is typically a point in a character's favor)

also oh my god tumblr makes so much more sense now that i am attempting to use it while high, my fluency rate and understanding of how every person on this platform is distressingly and hilariously comfortable assuming their experience is universal

okay but the still of the giant's weapon shards thrown over their head in victory? makes me insane, will never be over it cannot fucking handle it will be crying forever and ever

#oli oscillates #one piece #one piece little garden #however one thing i will say also is i read a zosan fic wherein sanji asked zoro when zoro knew he loved him #and zoro answered 'little garden' which after seeing this arc i sense that that is BULLSHIT #i feel like that's probably when he started FALLING #as there is DEFINITELY a shift in how zoro talks to him in that reuniting scene. like the vibe of that was different #but zoro would not. realize that yet??? i genuinely don't think #like #like they have only been a consistent crew for arlong loguetown and the laboon arc?? (not counting apis as she's anime filler #and i skipped it) #i think this is when zoro would start QUESTIONING why he cares so much about who wins between him and sanji. #why he's so desperate to be relevant to him. why he has to give as good as he gets #and i think sanji respectfully #IS NOT THERE YET. his character from what i understand at this point in the show is. #well the POINT of his delivery is that he has three faces. how he treats women how he treats men. and how he treats someone he fights #(the last of which is implied to be the “truest” version of him--the iron core that makes him worthwhile as a Good Guy Deep Down tm) #and consequently a member of the strawhats) #i would love to see how future arcs handle the interaction of those three dynamics or a more unified sense of self for sanji #because much as i am down bad nasty for him there's this profound like. i almost want to say insecurity in him that makes him feel-- #very wet cat traumatized. he gives me “unloved as an early child and therefore has a fucked up sense of self or love as concepts” vibes #it wouldn't surprise me if he didn't fall until much later than zoro #anyways #mutuals forgive me for holding you hostage in the tags accidentally i have had the goofy silly

[luffyque]

the latest interview of the straw hats by collider made me fall in love with the cast more!! seeing their overflowing chemistry during the interview is already a great success so far. the way they hype each other and appreciate every person involved in the making of the live action was very wholesome. iñaki, mackenyu, emily, jacob, and taz mentioned some of the best things regarding their portrayal of their respective characters. like you can really feel the straw hats energy that radiates from them. how they carry themselves as the straw hats cast is what makes me very excited to see what's stored for the live action. it's gonna be awesome to experience one piece with them at the helm for real!!!

#i was enjoying a little too much during the interview fr #mackenyu grabbing the mic from jacob when the interviewer asked them if they are into anime #the way jacob and taz hyping everyone #jacob's witty inspirational quote about the pressure they currently have as the straw hats #emily's otaku personality suddenly showing when she started recommending animes to watch amidst the interview #iñaki's responses about him playing luffy #the appreciation and respect and enthusiasm they have for each other was so genuine #like.......how can you not love these guys!?“!_?$$!! #one piece live action #one piece netflix #one piece #straw hats pirates #luffy #zoro #nami #usopp #sanji #iñaki godoy #arata mackenyu #emily rudd #jacob gibson #taz skylar #opla cast

[yaaadooon]

how about touch-avoidant zoro letting sanji cop a feel of his chest and zoro thinking "actually yes this is nice. i like this. this is fun"?

#funny pirate show #zosan #sanj #zorp #zoro having too much toxic masculinity and hates appearing soft and mallable #and sanji is gentle with him and it throws for a loop how much he likes being treated nicely #its not too early for an unhinged shipping thought or 1000

[theclearblue]

When I'm able to have a coherent thought again I'll be making a long rambling post about the Nothing Happened scene in Thriller Bark because what the fuck. What the fuck was that I'm going actually insane over it

#just finished thriller bark haha #i'm not exaggerating y'all i was sobbing and i'm still actively crying over it #the love that they all have for each other that zoro has for his crew and luffy #the fact that sanji also tried to sacrifice himself and zoro knocks him out #and when he comes to goes looking for zoro and doesn't tell anyone in order to protect both luffy and zoro #i should keep a tracker over how many times this show about a rubber man makes me cry #it's a lot #one piece #thriller bark #roronoa zoro #luffy #sanji

[franeridan]

dressrosa really is the best arc........it really just is.......

#i read up to dof lowering the birdcage #there's just Something about dof listing all the reasons why the strawhats won't be able to win #and at the same time showing that they're all invalid because the mugiwaras are doing exactly every single thing he thought they wouldn't #then he's like “how did you know about the tontatta and sugar? talk! it's impossible that you formed a convenient alliance on the spot!” #when not only that's exactly what happened but #it happened four? times over in the span of a few minutes #even if robin and usopp hadn't met the tontatta and made up the noland lie #zoro would have met wicca and if zoro hadn't met wicca #franky would have met kyros and if franky hadn't met kyros #sanji would have met viola! #they formed FOUR convenient alliances that would have brought them to the tontatta on the spot #and the best thing is that this happens right after dof says i need to deal with the strawhats bc #too many underestimated them and were burned for it #he says!! and right after he defeats law and law's like didn't you say you wouldn't underestimate them #he REMINDS HIM #but dof proceeds to do just that anyway cause he's not underestimating their strength #and he's right in doing so they ARE strong #but what he doesn't understand is that what he needs to take seriously is their /luck/ #they're Always in the right place at the right time and this has been acknowledged on paper in the past already #they're lucky! luck is on their side! on jaya luffy managed to pick the only not poisoned apple on the spot he's LUCKY #and he uses that luck combined with his natural kindness to make allies wherever he goes #but dof only prepares for their undeniable strength and thats why he loses despite being the one taking them the most seriously up until now #and that's also why law wins #because despite grumbling and huffing and trying to push them away and out of harm's way #he has unshakable faith in their ability to make miracles happen #he never tries to sell them and keeps on buying them time for as long as he can because he Knows they'll find a way to win #and he outright says so! dof laughs at him for believing in luffy so much and he doesn't shake even for a minute! #bro I'm insane about dressrosa i truly am #insane about dressrosa AND about law's kindness and love and care for and trust and faith in his “convenient allies” #straight up he gave them the zoo vivre card cause he knew they'd take care of his crew for him if he never made it i just KNOW

[gralixe]

One Piece has so much gall giving so much screen time to characters I truly do not give a fuck about

#my thots #one piece #sorry wano #ur amazing except for all the parts that suck #sorry carrot I just don’t wanna see ur lame fight I never cared abt Pedro anyway lmao 😭 #I do fuck w Marco tho he can stay #law and kid u are in. drake and apoo sashay away #odens entire backstory was a FUCKING CHORE #I would love oden a lot more if I wasn’t forced to watch all that lmfao #do u think oda knows that story events can be communicated without literally showing it fully and completely #through like clever dialogue and environmental storytelling and LIMITED backstory #anyway wano is still s tier #this is how u kno op fans r fucking cooked 😭 #I’ll be like yeah 30 hours of this arc were unwatchable. amazing tho #Sanji getting kidnapped by sexy ladies (again) was whatever. I am so so sick of his I’ll never hit a woman thing I’m sorry #bro some women r evil and literally fighting u…. u have 2 fight them back babes….. #however him calling for help? S TIER #FINALLY #LOVED #made it worth it to me #Robin said I love having friends 😘 #they save me I save them #now for oda to have Zoro need savings #put that man into some situations #make him more pathetic. do it u won’t #idk when this turned into my ranking rant #anyway #wano #wano spoilers

[hauntingblue]

Sanji has adquired top sad wet cat status

#that cream guy just watching luffy tear his arms off ajdhakw #sanji had gone past his angst too quick.... picnic and everything damn... #i finally realized why his guard is offering him aubergines. he looks like an aubergine #but to me it is a metaphorical remainder of his bisexuality he is abandoning by marrying pudding (he is getting out of his polycule) #he wants the aubergine for later akdhkashsk see... he is already tempted by the familiarity #'pudding might be changing that's why she is busy.... oh didn't her room have a balcony' SICK IN THE HEAD #'oh is this inapropiate??' idk MAYBE 'it wont be a crime we will be married tomorrow' JAIL #THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR SNOOPING AKDHAKA #his face is so... that one meme drawing of the guy in a war.... #i mean it is sad bc she was his only like light in the darkness but damn... hard lesson #oh luffy is cursing her out this is serious #well good thing aanji snooped...... is he gon a save his sister now or.... he wont fight pudding i am sure of that #sanji is gonna grab that gun and kill himself at this point pudding #jesus christ how long can this go on for.... you already killed him pudding stop hitting the dead horse #i believe reiju could kick her ass now that pudding is distracted but alas.... no girl om girl violence is allowed #sanji not being able to lit his cigarette is so..... this poor man... NOT THE SHOT OF HIM CRYING #omg perfect episode..... jesus christ..... #i uave to say.... i would have really liked for pudding to be normal and have sanji get away from a lover to go with the crew again... #its so bittersweet you know....... and shows his priorities #goddamn sanji crying in the rain trying to get a smoke...... this is like too much... peak poor little meow meow #wait a fucking moment... the intro song starts with my feelings for you are beating intensly.... this really is so gay.... #gay sex on screen is less subtle #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 817 #wtf pudding... if she didnt want reiju to die why tf did she shoot her.... #sanji the flowers... she will know sanji..... sanji noooo #i get the soul thing but where do zeus and prometheus come from???? what kinda power is that... #JINBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE #episode 818

[silouvertongues]

my brother is obsessed with op and he's been trying to get me to watch opla and i really didn't wanna but then he literally made me sit with him and watch it and tbh . bit of a slay i'm a little bit attached to the silly little pirate babies

#first like 4 eps i was jist sitting there kinda on my phone not Really paying attention but i did watch the rest properly and ... <3 #also i dont know WHY but zoro somehow looks like jiung sometimes i cant place why so im kinda like 🫶🏼 #anyway ! i know like a lil bot of the story just bc i have to sit there and listen to my brother explain the plot for Hours #and also i see fanart on the dash sometimes and everyone is so....incredibly talented #but now i feel like i understand the characters way more ! #opla sanji is so....like im vaguely aware of how he is in the manga and anime and i feel like they made him more cunty in the show idk idk #im a lil scared like i didNot expect to be attached but why was i getting emotional in ep 7 likeeeee baby nami ☹️ #ANYWAY???? insane turn of events to me personally but itwas fun to watch <3 #so many typos :/ #h talks

[niishi]

oh also???? law protecting Zoro????? throwing away the "plan" (which he has been being SOOOOOO annoying about) just to make sure Zoro doesn't die? during thriller bark and sabaody and Zoro's time at mihawks I was SOOOOO upset that no one was recognizing how sacrificial he was being and how he was on his last leg, and no one was stepping in for him until it was too late. I owe my life to perona for taking care of him.

#i will give some credit to sanji for thriller bark but thats a whole other can of worms #and then usopp and sanji during the last fight in sabaody l #bc they both realized how bad zoro was and stepped in #but like #sanji and brook and robin knew how fucked up zoro was the entire time #and no one forced him to chill out #they all just looked at him like #hes the strong one and if he falls theyre all fucked #so i feel like they were avoiding the reality that zoro was fucked up #bc if they had to face it #theyd have to accept they lost #so they just let him keep going until he physically couldnt #so like #big shout out to luffy and law in the rooftop fight #bc they both showed zoro how valuable he is #NOT for his strength and ability to fight but bc they love him #and its like #he knows that #but he loves them too so much and would do anything for them #so the gesture in return is so nice #he doesnt need it to know they love him but #sometimes other ppl need to step in to stop zoro from fixating on his drive to protect others

[capisback]

I’ve seen some people worrying that Yamato is going to knock Sanji out of the Monster Trio because he’s so strong, and there’s definitely discussions around that happening on forums that only love power in the traditional sense, but I do think that, no matter who joins that ends up stronger than Sanji, he’ll always be a part of the Monster Trio. At the very least, no matter what, he’s one of the wings that makes the future Pirate King fly and there’s nothing that could change that

#I get that the monster trio is called that because for the longest time they were the strongest on the crew #but is strength truly only what counts in this dynamic? #Just because someone is stronger doesn't mean they'll knock Sanji out of the group #it's the DYNAMIC that counts #the way they work together and how they support each other #and while I have my issues with Sanji's actions in Wano #I don't think Oda would proclaim Sanji to be one of the wings of the pirate king #and then set him aside #that post about sanji not wanting to be stronger the way luffy and zoro do is so good #because it shows exactly what's most important #it's not strength but the drive #it's the way you're able to support each other #are Usopp and Nami and Chopper not important to the group because they're the Weakling Trio? #if one of them got a lot stronger than the others would that negate their dynamic? #would it make them more important? #of course not #because that's not what the straw hats are about #and I don't believe power scaling is what matters most in one piece #like imo I think Jinbe might be stronger than Sanji #we haven't seen a ton from him but Jinbe is mad strong I'm sure #so if he IS stronger than Sanji #does that make him part of the monster trio now? #since he's already in the crew? #nah #cap talks #one piece #op

[sanjisprincesswifey]

pros and cons

summary: the good, the bad, the ugly, perfectly curated into a pros and cons list

♡: reupload (but better now), some nsfw content is listed; MDNI, includes all characters with indications of a female reader!

black leg sanji

pros:

constantly wants to color coordinate your outfits together

let’s you pick meals at minimum once a week

very good kisser (he practiced with his pillow a lot before your first date)

he wants you to walk him like a dog

sanji never lets you forget how much you mean to him

always remembers important dates, birthdays, anniversaries, etc. 

remembers the little things and notices your absence (will often go to try and find you)

adapts to whatever love language you respond to 

cons:

the nicotine smell embeds into your sheets and clothes and is a pain in the ass to get out

yells for any minor inconvenience

occasionally too handsy

always finishes before you

major jealousy issues

is constantly horny

says he’s fine but he’s dying inside

doesn’t understand the concept of alone time and takes it personally if you ask to be by yourself

roronoa zoro

pros: 

the best napping partner

protective

is a softie but only with you

very emotionally intelligent 

gym trainer boyfriend

let’s you take the relationship at your own pace because he can’t be bothered 

loves to mark you and give you hickies

always makes sure you finish first 

cons: 

stinky (bro smells like sweat and steel)

does not have a single romantic bone in his body; you’ll literally have to teach him how to be a boyfriend

is extremely blunt 

snores super loud 

might fall asleep while you’re talking

you can no longer be friends with sanji 

doesn’t ask you to date him, just assumes you are together

gets upset when you can’t keep up with his drinking

monkey d luffy

pros: 

the best hugger 

extremely loyal to you

hides midnight snacks for both of you

lets you sit on the ship’s figurehead with him

king of silly sentimental gifts (hand-picked flower, cool rock, pretty seashell, that sort of thing)

always makes sure you’re included in conversations

shares his favorite foods with you

can always make you feel better

cons:

doesn’t know how to be quiet or whisper

never lets you win arguments

throws himself at you with no regard to his strength

no concept of personal space

rubs his boogers on you

accidentally makes fun of the noises you make during sex

will steal blankets from you while you’re asleep  

points out your pimples or zits 

usopp

pros: 

always finds a way to make you laugh

grows flowers for you

comforts you if you’re insecure

handmade gifts!!!!!!

brags about you to everyone

loves to show you off and tell stories about your adventures together

names special attacks after you

always lets you in on the pranks he pulls 

cons: 

is insecure

would sacrifice you to an enemy to protect himself

shows you bugs even if you’re afraid of them

incredibly awkward with all your firsts 

clammy hands

make jokes during arguments (it makes you madder and the cycle continues)

never tops

sometimes pranks you too 

cyborg franky

pros:

is always telling you how hot you are

can literally build/make you anything you desire

romantic (can be corny sometimes though)

so flirty with you

human refrigerator; occasionally lets you store things in there

introduces you like this: “and this is my super smokin’ hot girlfriend, OW” to anyone who will listen

protects you during fights

king of reassurance

cons:

messy

never wears pants

slaps your ass too hard since he’s half metal

dad jokes 24/7

you can’t compliment him without him doing a montage of poses

difficult to cuddle with (again he’s made of parts)

always busy fixing something on the ship

is constantly asking you if he can make you a cyborg too

nami

pros:

lets you take a few of her tangerines

immune to her reprimanding when something bad happens (most times)

extremely thoughtful gift giver

shares her money with you

cares deeply about you (don’t point it out though because then she’ll stop)

is always telling you how pretty you are

very good in bed

is more lenient with your allowance

cons:

pawns gifts you get her

bad communicator

critiques everything about you

can and will distance herself from you

charges you if you piss her off

talks about vivi way too much for having a whole other girlfriend

doesn’t apologize after fights even if she caused them

bullies you (with love)

nico robin

pros:

leaves you notes in books to find later

the voice of reason in your relationship

notices and compliments you on every little change you make (haircuts, style change, etc.)

extremely good listener

literally a human search engine; so smart you can ask her almost any question and she knows the answer

passionate lover; treats you like a god in bed

soft lips

spoils you in every way that she can

cons:

can make you feel dumb with her endless knowledge

will never say ‘i love you’ first

always tops (a possible pro depending on your preferences tbh)

has nightmares almost every night ):

closed off in the beginning of your relationship

franky hits on her (and you) all the time

rather be reading than with you

takes your relationship extremely slow

portgas d ace

pros:

can heat food up for you at any time day or night

loves pda

plans fun dates

probably says ‘i love you’ a million times a day

into body worship (both ways)

kills bugs for you

walk him like a dog, sis !

never says no to you

cons:

sweaty and greasy in the summer

farts and gives you a dutch oven

doesn’t take anything seriously

adhd moments

mommy AND daddy issues

likes to lay on top of you even though he’s huge and basically crushes you

talks with his mouth full

is loud in bed (because he enjoys it so much) and everyone can hear when you two have sex

sabo

pros:

another body worshipper

dragon claw fist. need i say more?

the best secret keeper

praises you

would actually bow down to you

very respectful, asked you to kiss on your first date

awkward but sensual lover

a loyal puppy

cons:

loves being right

sore winner & loser

cocky ass mf

talks about luffy and ace 24/7

never on time

bad temper

might catch on fire if he’s mad

loves to tease you (again, could be a pro depending on your preferences)

shanks

pros:

buys you anything you could ever want

good kisser

always showing you off

treats you like a queen

calls you his wife

very affectionate in public

another worshipper; does that thing where his kisses lead up from your hand to your shoulder

when he gets drunk and you try to kiss him, he pushes you away and says “get off me, i have a wife”

cons:

gets you riled up during the day

teases you all the time

can be unreliable

bad at flirting

drunk all the time

still makes jokes about his arm even though it’s been YEARS

lingering alcohol smell

pervert

trafalgar law

pros:

rarely cooks but always does for you when you’re sick

smells amazing all of the time

lets you do this eyeliner in the morning (based off this fanart)

is a victim of the ‘she fell first, he fell harder’ trope

gives you sound solutions to your problems

literally becomes addicted to you and can’t live without you

flusters easily, very shy

would shave his facial hair if you asked him to (please tell him to shave off that godforsaken beard)

cons:

very blunt

never talks about his feelings

grammar police

a virgin; he doesn’t know what to do but fakes confidence like he does (it makes your first time a bit awkward but just talk him through it, babe)

humbles you without meaning to

over explains if you broach a subject he likes

sassy

just stares at you when you try to flirt with him

eustass kid

pros:

scary boyfriend privilege

an absolute beast in bed

insanely good kisser

raspy morning voice

you get to use his boobies as a pillow

is very smart but kinda dumb

eats pussy like a starved man

will always save you some food (it’s how he shows he cares)

cons:

dramatic

hangs out with killer more than you

will put the milk carton back in the fridge even if it’s empty

you can never be mad at him or make him mad because he’s the biggest asshole ever

ignores you if you’re fighting

zones out while you’re talking

if you send him a long, thoughtful text, he’ll respond back with ‘k’

what’s his is his and what’s yours is his

donquixote rosinante

pros:

walk. him. like. a. dog.

possessive over you, especially around his brother

would protect you with his last dying breath

absolute romantic

probably writes you poems

gentle giant, is so careful and soft with you

amazing cook despite accidentally setting himself on fire

has the patience of a god, once again, because of his brother

cons:

clumsy

you have to keep a fire extinguisher with you at all times

you can’t get the smoke smell out of his clothes

he’s so tall you can’t kiss normally, he has to pick you up

whiny

silent treatment

covers up his farts with his devil fruit and you don’t realize it until it stinks

has really bad resting bitch face (literally goes from :| to :) in .03 seconds)

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