#Shit sucks my dudes

[blacklight-ghoulette]

And here I thought things were looking up seeing as I got Ghost tickets for August...

And then my husband got laid off today. So, yeah.

#Brain is just *tinnitus noise* #He's the one that paid most the bills since my job doesn't pay enough to do so #So it's going to be tight for awhile #Shit sucks my dudes #Send ghouls please #Or cats #Or both I'm not picky

[sadisthetic]

i get into hi fi rush and then proceed to make the most TOXIC ASS hfr oc. this is seltzer (he/they). he is Hashtag Problematic.

hes a precanon character who i created for the main purpose of exploring chais backstory which is FREE REAL ESTATE and subject chai to wretched things. making up a reason why chai is such a lonely ass independent guy at the start of the game AND SELF INDULGING AT THE SAME TIME (i love emotional whump). seltzer is red flag ass emotionally manipulative motherfucker. lmao

he is uhh. chais ex-"friend" that chai met at a venue during a local band performance in college. in quotes bc its a kinda complicated one sided deal. hes in a band called acid scale thats just a group of friends fucking around with instruments. their skills are mediocre and their music is DOGSHIT

somehow chai ends up hanging out with them. it doesnt end well

more sketches of the bastard below

#they suck soooooooooooooooo much i love seltzer but tbh if i ever get a callout post written for me hes 100% goin on there as evidence #bc of the shit i wrote for his and chais story #which did half for the purpose of making him the worst person alive and the other half is bc im a sadist. and also im lusting over chai #anyways hes nonbinary but like he uses he like 90% of the time #tbh im worried bout sharing that story and being attacked for it but its like. man. yolo. ppl get paid to write worse for television #im just a dude on the internet. #either way ill do it tomorrow #hi fi rush oc #my art #my ocs #hi fi rush

[anotherpapercut]

I love when non Americans are tryna like get Americans on fahrenheit by saying "do you know what temperature water boils at???" I have never once in my fucking life needed to know what temperature water boils at. I boil water all the time by literally just looking at it. what are you guys needing the boiling point of water so much for?

#if you were a chemist you might need to know this and im sure you would if it was information you needed #literally when in my life am i going to need to measure the temperature of water to know if its boiling #also its 212° and u know how i know that? i googled it. because its 2023. #inspired by a podcast im listening to #listening to leftist podcasts sucks because theyre always very annoying! this dude still goes to fucking chick fil a at least once a week! #theyre correct about so many things and ignorant about other shit then theyre talking like theyre not ignorant about it #also every single american i have ever met in my entire life knows when water freezes. its 32° #were not so stupid that we cant remember a fucking number if it isn't 0

[moofshroom]

simon giving attitude to prismo in episode four is so funny. this is all just simon and the terrible horrible no good very bad day

#adventure time #fionna and cake #fionna and cake spoilers #(simon voice) whatever DUDE #but jokes aside things SUCK for him right now my gosh #my man just feeling like straight shit

[liquidstar]

Oh fuck tomorrow I'm going to be a little birthday boy I keep almost forgetting

#it's probably bc i dont have specific plans im just playing it by ear based on how the newborn will be #(the amount of time I'll be needed w the other kids basically depends on how much sleep the parents got the night before lol) #so i dont wanna be out too late... ahh i miss the club bro i wanna go #i love kids just to be clear which is why i do this but i also think I've gotten any child rearing out of my system #so i dont want my own. in a way it's freeing bc my future will just be for me and i won't have to worry about this stuff long term lol #ah but if I'm free on the 4th theres also something else i wanna do so maybe i shouldn't get drunk anyway #maybe just wait for the next free day 🤷‍♂️ we'll see #I've been highover BAD though shit lasted until like 8pm the next day. and i had to take the day off w the kids #luckily there happened to be other family there that took over but dude it sucked. i remember trying to help them in the morning like #ok sorry 4 year old trying to find pants i have to lay down in your bed you can do it by yourself i believe in you #so. taking the day off was a good call for their sakes too lol #he was fine just to be clear he could've done it on his own either way. i was just unhelpful 😅 i promise im usually way more attentive

[rob0fortune]

eyestrain red Fella or whatever his name was

im sick of looking at this just go. get it away from me Now

#this sucks shit #i know Everything thats wrong with it #sai broke on my pc so im doomed to scribble in mspaint for all time #just wanna remind the hoes i draw every 10 years #postal #postal dude #my art

[hardlylaced]

more old doodles from when i watched the show because i havent drawn much as of late

#i didn't know he was modeled after his va #i just have a vendetta with his canon hair #because i interpreted him as a basic ass white dude who plays guitar in his garage #his canon hair sucks that man is not fluffy #he is greasy #imagine his hair hasn't been washed in a month #thats how he likes it #it's hardcore and punk rock amd shit #and idk what his robe looks like i wing it every time #art #adam hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel #my silly art <3

[mamawasatesttube]

you guys i have so many thoughts about tdr. i have so much to say. like i don't want to be super mean but dude that comic fucking sucks and i can't lie i think it made me kind of homophobic actually

#my stance up to now has been that i don't really care about tim/ber but now that i have read this. dude... #it sucks that they gave a canon queer tim narrative to someone who uses homophobia as shock value and virtue signaling points #and who actively tears down characters who don't like her special little uwu flawless oc (kate im so fucking sorry) #there's no substance to this relationship i don't see why they even like each other #bc she keeps just stating oh they're perfect they make each other so happy but she doesn't like. show that at all #and i HATE the shock value homophobia like i cannot overstate how much i hate it #oh these random cops are homophobic (that's how you know they're BAD!) #oh bernard's parents are homophobic (that's how you know THEY'RE bad too!) #it's so hamfisted and it reads like such. cheap storytelling #especially bc tim as narrator doesn't even get to have ANY thoughts on his own queerness or seeing this homophobia in the world around him #and then she can't go more than two pages without being like BTW BERNARD IS THE BEST EVER AND TIM CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM #while against this ugly backdrop of shock value homophobia #there's no substance to this relationship. why do they even like each other. it just falls apart if you examine it at all #because she just is fundamentally incapable of writing either of them as people with character flaws #for fucks sake she can't even be consistent with tim's BASIC character tenets. ''i always dreamed of being batman'' false lmao #but then to follow it up with ''i never wanted to be batman i always wanted to be my dad'' #and then on TOP OF THAT to make the Only mention of Jack drake and his impact on tim's life ABOUT BERNARD AGAIN. #yeah sorry im a hater now. this was shit tier #rimi talks

[bloodheartz]

Just gonna say that mocking people for voicing their disappointment over the stream (spongebobscreamingwithflyingicecreamtruck.png “IN A CIVIL AND POLITE MANNER”) just makes you like. An asshole lmao. People are gonna be disappointed when they’re told they’re getting one thing and getting another no matter what, even if what they get instead is really good/funny.

#seeing this from both a lot of friends and mutuals and like! hey #as someone who is disappointed it’s really bothering me seeing people who I like say rude shit that applies to me? #like yeah. hlvrai fandom is annoying we know this. yeah there’s a lot of people being dicks abt this and they suck but like #dude this was the one thing getting me through finals and failing a class im allowed to say ‘hey im disappointed the thing related to my #special interest turned out to be a trick.’ even though I still enjoyed what I watched #like yeah. I’m upset. I’m really upset actually #not over the stream being a bait in switch but from peoples reactions to it on both sides of the fence lmao #everyone is being a big fucking baby over it. the hlvrai fans yelling about how much they hate RTVS ANNNNNND the people being like #‘erm if you’re disappointed you’re a fake fan. grow up. stay mad.’ like WOW #harassing RTVS over this makes you a loser. making fun of people for being disappointed makes you a loser. congratulations youre all a bunch #of whiny ass babies screaming at eachother and at each others throats over fucking half life funny #each and everyone one of you

[oozeandgoo-art]

#oc #haven #rex #monochrome #contents: a little raunchy for tumblr #doodle #really high effort one but it's about the shapes more than anything else lol #meme redraw #comic #i may color this. the original plan was to color it. however i spent all my energy for coloring on drawing an aftermath coda #im fond of this one. there's a lot happening in it #haven and rex are both dressed "up'' to annoy the other's plus-one minor enemy #<- specific au element #rex is wearing a weezer shirt because haven knows that'll piss off taran. haven is dressed up like rex's best attempt at a mid-00s surfer #because he knows felyx cant fucking stand haven and is also into buff masc dudes dressed in jeans with rhinestones and thinks it'll be funn #to put felyx in the Lustful Colander #(he is right) #haven's house is not actually a cool neat influencer home or whatever there's no like open floorplan white walls light bamboo floor bullshi #going on here. it's all like green and red granite tile and shit. the man has been around for a very long time he knows what kind of decor #he's fond of. those ARE fish tanks in the walls though. and a spiral staircase #the man has been around for a very long time. he does not give a shit if what he likes is 'tacky' #also when the one speechbubble he says gets weird it is because he is using a magic power and forcing rex to put his cigarette out. rex is #naturally kind of annoyed about this. it used to make haven wince when he put his cigs out on his hands so he keeps doing it every time thi #happens but he has not yet cottoned on to the fact that haven has fully stopped wincing and now just thinks it's a normal habit he has #and has no idea that it's specifically aimed in his direction #also haven has no issue with giving head but rex isn't aware of that. they don't communicate well #and what Rex is actually aware of mostly consists of 'asking him to bottom turned into a giant argument and then a physical actual fight #and he broke my jaw in like four places over it and it was awesome but i didnt get what i wanted' and kind of gave up on the subject #he couldve been getting his d!ck sucked this whole time and he didnt know it. so sad #lineart

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

hey guyyyys guess what :) um. porn bots are starting to wizen up now. the one i just caught still doesn't have a convincing tag, but not only do they have an semi-'realistic' icon and a banner, but they also have a header and bio that conveys realism

and not just that, but they also have a pinned post full of selfies that (while strange sight for a veteran tumblr user), seem very convincing for a tumblr newbie

their smoking gun was the same one that it was with the old vet bill scam posts from last year; go into their archives and see how long they've been posting for.

just this month, huh? interesting. at the very least all the posts weren't reblogged on the same day minutes apart from each other, but one week or so's worth of posts and nothing else isn't any less suspicious.

they've been burring their sexually explicit posts beneath more innocent looking ones. unfortunately, that means we're gonna have to be more alert than we already were. haven't seen anyone bring this up yet, so figured i would

#idk how to tag this shit bro #psa #dude this SUCKS can you get all these weewees off my dashboard please #also it feels like we've been saying this for months but now it's ESPECIALLY TRUE #TWITTER REFUGEES MAKE A FUCKING EFFORT TO LOOK LIKE A HUMAN BEING. CULTIVATE YOUR BLOG OR YOU'RE GETTING THE SHOTGUN. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

[orangechickenpillow]

Bucky: call me and I'll be there.

Bucky: not necessarily as a team.

Sam: nope.

Bucky: we're not that good.

Sam: definitely not.

Bucky: we're professionals.

Sam: definitely.

Bucky: and, uh... we're partners.

Sam: co-workers.

Bucky: but we're also a couple of guys with a mutual friend.

Sam: friend's now gone.

Bucky: so we're a couple of guys.

Sam: I can live with that.

Bucky: perfect.

#holy fucking shit would you guys just say i love you already #gives the vibe: just guys being dudes #just dudes being gay #suck my dick -- i mean what #sambucky #sam and bucky #sam wilson #bucky barnes #tfatws #the falcon and the winter soldier

[cringefail-clown]

just read bout the skaianet fiasco. good god

#homestuck #skaianet #hussie my dude what were you THINKING #im so mad bout how they wrote jake like HUH?? #the whole h*tler shit omfg #guess what part of the lore is getting scrapped completely in turnabout #even if its unofficial it just sucks such massive ass

[oscargot]

they dont fucking post my yaoi wife anywhere on tumblr i have to fix it

#neopets #dr.sloth #jubjub #hi guys i died but i got better. anyway #occasionally i get notifs for old art getting liked or reblogged and im like why... no get outta here that shit sucks balls #some of the shit i was drawing years ago was NOT it . anyway its my fault for not posting ever but its fine. its fine #ill be so brave :praying emoji: #dude its been so long i forgot my art tag.... #oscardraws #all posts before 2022 are deranged ive grown as a person god bless

[gayhoediaz]

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#it’s not just the queerness it’s also like #dude the amount of times i’ve sucked dick and they just fucked my throat when i wasn’t ready #or fucked me too hard when i wasn’t ready #just little things that i don’t count as assault PERSONALLY #although i have those stories too #idk y’all underestimate how much of a weapon a dick can be if it belongs to someone who just doesn’t give a shit #so that’s another part of it

[hamspamandjamsandwich]

bruh ngl i see people complaining about ship wars in the yu yu fandom and i'm just like

damn

where? lol

everywhere i hang out is multishipping heaven, if that's your thing. i literally think i've only seen someone talk kinda-sorta-not-really-even-bad about my OTP once. just once. and it's like, the most popular pairing, so i find it very shocking that I don't ever see vocal shitty antis posting about it lol

mostly i've just seen people bitching about these alleged ship wars--granted, maybe it's not really worse than any other fandom, ergo there are ship wars. It's very easy to believe that there are toxic shitty fans when it comes to this stuff, i mean isn't there always? for whatever dumbass reason? I'm blessed to be a new fan and apparently sheltered from all the hateful shit.

idk dude. idk why people can't just like shit peacefully. if you hate what someone has written, drawn, or headcanoned...don't interact? bruh.

also people who hate shipping: that's cool and fine and your prerogative, now please leave me alone, I don't really care if you hate my shit, i'm just here to have fun, okay?

idk my point here is just, if you don't like something that someone else likes in this fandom. that's cool, that's fine. but go somewhere else that isn't filled with a variety of fans who like all kinds of ships and shit. we're all here to have fun, so if you're not interested in that, please see yourself out and find likeminded people

still searching for likeminded people to hate my NOTP with me in private of course

#personal.txt #kinda sucks to be part of a ship's fanbase when they have a reputation for being toxic (apparently? idk i'm so new here) #but yanno also they're divine and perfect so whatever haters gonna hate just leave me alone like i leave you alone kthxbai #cos dude sometimes i read shit and it gets me in my feelings #but why tf would i EVER fight with someone about it??? #i haven't been in a fandom in many years simply to avoid this problem