Petra: Why the f*ck is it so f*cking cold?
Petra:
Petra: Oh. Right. I'm wearing shorts.
Petra: I deserve this.
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imagine your favourite historical figure's reaction to entering your room (the first thing they notice is the portrait of them you have in there)
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Eddie: I don’t know what to do about Christopher.
Buck: You know, you should get him a banjo.
Eddie: What?!
Buck: You can’t hold a banjo and not smile.
Eddie: Buck, you can’t hold a potato chip and not smile.
Buck: [grins]
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MC: I want to wake up with you everyday for the rest of our lives
Lucifer: I wake up at 4:30 AM
MC:...
MC: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.
Source: I’m not sure, tumblr probably
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Finn Jones via a friend’s Instagram, December 19 2022
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Petra: I prevented a murder today.
Olivia: Really? How'd you do that?
Petra, glaring at Ivor: Self-control.
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imagine falling asleep with your head in your favorite historical figure’s lap
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Buck: i hate it when you're right.
Eddie: do you hate me all the fucking time then?
Buck: no, i kinda like you when you talk about how shitty you are. cause then you're wrong.
Eddie:
Chimney : that is the fastest i've seen someone go from insulting a person to complimenting them, what the fuck-
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Asmo: Welcome to our Deviltube channel where we try different hair products!
Beel: *Picks up hairspray and sprays it directly into his mouth*
MC: ...
Solomon: ...
Beel: I can tell you right off the bat that this one’s not very good.
Source: Tumblr (pretty sure)
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