Okay so I just saw the new Dungeons and Dragons movie
gotta say from the moment they went with the "let's dive out the window onto the Aarakocra" plan even as the council was like "WE PARDONED YOU" I knew it would be great because that is the exact kind of stupidity a D&D party would get up to
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Regulus: I’m stretched a little thin today, so I need you to do the grocery shopping, check in on the kids and maybe clean up those branches in the front garden.
James: Done and done!
Regulus: Is that an expression or did you only remember two of the things I said?
James:
James: …The second.
Regulus, sighing: I’ll leave you a message.
James: Okay!
Regulus, ringing James to leave a voicemail:
James, picking up the call: YELLO!
Regulus, shaking his head: …James.
James: Sorry!! Call back!!
(Jegulus as Phil & Claire from Modern Family, again.)
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Prompt 261
“So is no one going to talk about the eldritch space child or…”
“I mean, do you want to get between a child and Batman? I think the only one who could even get close right now is Superman…”
“No you’re right, I think- oh my god the eldritch space child is playing with batman’s bat-ears and he’s not doing anything about it what the fuck I thought only Robins could get away with that-”
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August: I legitimately feel I might die if you break up with me for real
Sara after kissing him one last time: it'll pass
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jason todd being a book nerd in canon is so funny to me. like mf is a violent vigilante but chows down some pride & prejudice on his off time. he is such a silly goose (homicidal maniac)
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OH DEAAAAAARRRRRR
I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS SUDDEN BOMB
tho of course, no danger happened.
Only a wash of screams and squeals from us readers
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Dc x dp idea 98
John and JLD are up against a threat from the infinite realm. When the being goes to declare their plans to destroy the planet. The being suddenly comes to a halt.
Apparently there is a single ecto entity that has a haunt on this planet. So they can’t flat out destroy the planet, that would just be rude.
Upon an investigation. As they are definitely gonna scout out who the ecto entity is at the minimum. They find none other the Cujo.
Seeing as it’s quite common for ecto animals to claim an ecto being in the realm as their “haunt”. The JLD assume Cujo, who is asleep on Danny, claimed Danny as his.
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