#THEYRE SO INSANE FOR THIS THEYRE BOTH FUCKING INSANE FOR THIS

[analoceits]

i love DLAMP as a dynamic however i find it viscerally boring when theyre all boyfriends that have a completely normal relationship but also boring when they are just besties. i need them to be Insane and weird.

moceit is in an on-and-off again that could be straight out of a sitcom with how bullshit the dramatics are. they are so divorced and also married. this somehow does not effect the rest of the polycule.

janus keeps trying to break up analogical. virgil and logan both think this is him flirting. this pisses virgil off, and makes logan blush. logan and janus have made out abt this before. virgil and janus almost did but virgil panicked, bit him, and ran away.

moxiety and royality are both very VERY cute qprs. prinxiety arent dating or a qpr but they do occasionally make out. usually after sparring or after heated arguments. no one knows why, and no one plans to ask.

virgil one time, for sillies put out official polycule roles for everyone on the fridge. patton was the cook, roman was twink, janus was gender transer, and logan was tax-filer, before virgil scratched it out and replaced it with "poor little meow meow". the chaos after shouldve been expected.

(janus's official role is Gender Transer bc her being genderfluid made both virgil (bigender, she/he) and logan (transfem, they/she) realize they may Not Be Cis.)

remus isnt in the polycule but he has Something going on with every non-roman member of the polycule. no one can quantify exactly what, but it is Something. roman covers his ears and goes "LALALALA" when anyone brings this up.

roman AND janus both have an official Boyfriend Leaderboard. they are both permanently at the top of each others leaderboards because "mutually assured destruction". somehow, this causes very few problems.

remy has had a Thing with all of them. all of them really want to ask abt adding him to the polycule, but none of them know abt remys Things with the others so they dont know if its appropriate yet. remy knows and finds this fucking hilarious.

#sanders sides #tss #sasi #ts sides #logan sanders #virgil sanders #patton sanders #roman sanders #remus sanders #janus sanders #remy sanders #sleep sanders #dlamp #moceit #analogical #anxceit #loceit #analoceit #moxiety #royality #prinxiety #analoceits rambling

[its-shells]

“I’m coming for you, Pearl!”

#INSANE ABOJT THIS INSANE AVOJT IT FOREVER #secret life #secret life spoilers #secret life smp #slsmp #slsmp spoilers #goodtimeswithscar #grian #pearlescent moon #THEYRE SO INSANE FOR THIS THEYRE BOTH FUCKING INSANE FOR THIS

[bullrunpicnicker]

one really fun thing to think about with gordonverse shit is serious stoic traumatized scientist gordon prime looking at loud neurotic complainer hlvrai gordon and being like. oh so he got carried through black mesa? and he didnt even deal with half of xen? he never got frozen in time and lost his whole world? and hes complaining about going to a birthday party??

like damn this idiot is constantly whining but his dumbass dimension didnt have to deal with the combine 😐<-internally shaking with resentment

#bullrunshit #hlvrai #gordonverse #obviously the absolute best dynamic to think about is actually benrey and gordon prime because could you fucking imagine. #immovable object and unstoppable force but theyre going in perpendicular directions so the effects on each other are both mundane and insan #but i dont have time to explain #goodbye forever

[pepperpixel]

“put me on a pedestal and i’ll only disappoint you

tell me i’m exceptional, and i promise to exploit you

gimme all your money, and i’ll make some origami honey!

i think you’re a joke!!! …but i don’t find you very

fuuuuuuu~nyyy”

More tagr art!!! Assorted stuff this time! Featuring some cute chibi stuff. Some solo gaz’s, a lil uhhh. Comic of an altercation.. and a very belated Halloween pic I started drawing last Halloween and didnt finish lol. Also featuring lyrics from pedestrian at best cuz that song rllly rlly fits my ver of tak lol.

#invader zim #gaz membrane #invader tak #tagr #iz tak #iz gaz #tak #doodles #there toxic yuri!!! they’re all over the place!!! tak is tsundere insane alien who fueled by revenge it’s gonna be rough! #I think. there relationship would slowly grow and develop as gaz is helping tak w all her injuries #but I think they’d end up having a true true falling out sometime after take fully healed and gets her ship back. #and they’d be split up for a few years maybe? idk how long I’d want it to be. but! yeah. #absence makes the heart grow fonder and makes u realize how fucking stupid u are #and eventually they’d reunite and shit would be better lol #I don’t want them to be at each others throats forever that’d suck lol #theyre just definitely are moments where there at each others throats in the beginning #but they r also moments.. where they both feel true belonging and acceptance. like they never have before… and it blows there lil minds… #I also dO want gaz to go into space at some point w tak cuz that’d be fucking awesome #after they reunite again they can go explore the universe a bit #these r all very half baked ideas btw and also my brains mush cuz ive been drawing all day #so please excuse if said ideas suck. also please excuse all the typos lol #I might change my mind on the them separating idk… or maybe make it a shorter amount of time… idk!! I havent thought thru all this shit lol #it’s not like I’m gonna write a story or actually make a comic I’m just drawing random fanart #I don’t need to have all these thoughts all solidified lol

[skipitty-bop]

realized i can draw my two favorite characters next to each other and im here for it im so here for it

(brink with cloak under cut)

#im so crazy you dont even understand #i genuinely went bonkers for two days over making this #ALSO THEYRE BOTH WITH THEIR PETS/FAMILIARS AND IM FUCKING INSANE #tales from the stinky dragon #stinky dragon pod #tftsd #mudd bramblecrack #mudd tftsd #brink tussler #brink tftsd #artists on tumblr

[cowboy-robooty]

watched brokeback mountain yesterday.... mid as fuck. i think it wouldve played out a lot better if the main characters were yuri and jimmy from yarichin bitch club. do u see my vision?

#brokeback mountain #yarichin bitch club #yarichin b club #toru fujisaki #yuri ayato #ybc #ybc jimmy #yuritoru #idk their fuckin ship name #im a gay male im allowed to say brokeback mountain actually fucking sucks #i get what its doing yknow time period repression tragedy wrong time wrong place BUT GODDD I JUST DONT CARE #I DONT CARE IT SUCKS AND CHEATING TURNS ME OFF SO BAD #its like good in a technical skill way okay its a well made movie but my enjoyment was a solid 2/10 i could only watch it wif my friends #main way this could be improved is if the main characters were jimmy and yuri #if yuri and jimmy were doing this shit.... lets just say they wouldnt be hatecrimed to death for being gay #theyd be begged to leave town purely bc theyre both batshit insane and jimmy would accidentally kill 17 people via homemade cookie poisoning #draws #**obama voice** just to be queer. i traced over screenshots for this shitpost. that is all

[iknowicanbutwhy]

Puyo/Madou, meet ISAT. ISAT, meet Puyo/Madou. I'm sure you have everything in common and this is not at all a completely random crossover of my two current interests

#dont look at Salde for rhe love of my sanity do not even percieve Salde i dint kwno what ifmf doing g #art #fanart #ISAT #puyo puyo #in stars and time #madou monogatari #kitscribbles #sig puyo puyo #schezo wegey #arle nadja #ringo ando #sig really do be sig no last name #prince salde #their ages are different in this one. oldest to youngest - schezo > arle > sig > ringo > salde #you see that stubble on Sig thats baby stubble. thats unfortunate facial hair on a teenager #sometimes it works out for people still in their teens but not sig #Ringo is!! Perhaps a bit too young to travel!! She's basically a foreign exchange student #i have to admit all the roles and dynamics in ISAT are NOT 1:1 in this AU #i have it all mixed up #when i say sig and schezo are besties i mean theyre both awkward with people they just happen to have an understanding. also sig bullies hi #Sig is he/they here!! I dont usually mess with canon genders (hella respect those who do) but honestly i just like it for Sig... #I still need to learn more about Salde but imma just go ahead and say that Salde is kid gender #Was tempted to hide Sig's lil hair thingies under his hat but then was like. Why would i do that #favorite joke in all this is that Schezo tried so hard to Change that he fucked up his own speech patterns and now socializing is. well #sig didnt shave before the loops and now he has to do that every time or suffer the teasing of his friends at some point in the house #thanks guys im going insane over here and youre laughing. going nonverbal now #How does Salde balance a fish on their head? uhhhhh well you see. have you ever balanced a massive bag of frozen peas #Salde doesnt cook but there's money in that fish. Nobody feels comfortable enough to ask a kid for cash but they WILL reward good behavior #in puyos and time

[sunnibits]

god. something about samfro is so…

#idk. something ab the fact that Sam is a gardener and a cook. or at least enjoys/is good at cooking. #like…. the implications. the fact that out of all the companions you could have chosen to accompany our frail sad protagonist #into a harsh grey land with no joy and no light or warmth #the fact that Sam cooks for him?? for both of them?! #the fact that he kept soices in his pocket and carried it all that way?? just in case they were having a roast chicken one night!!! #(​*spices) #the way he makes sure Frodo always gets enough food and drink. that he always gets enough to eat. even when Frodo is so weak and tired #like!! theyre in the middle of a wasteland so far from home but Samwise Gamgee is cooking him a hot meal and filling his belly with soup!! #it’s SO fucking tender and SO fucking special to me #I love Sam so much and I love those gay little hobbits #do you remember the taste of strawberries…. #samfro #samwise gamgee #frodo baggins #lotr #oh btw Vee if ur seeing this. this was unfinished in my drafts but I decided to complete my thoughts and post it right now just for u #I wanted to make you feel insane hope u enjoy

[unnamednarrat0r]

thinking about how the master is always punished for their goodness. how they time and time again revert back to being good in the case of losing memory and their self-imposed understanding of their destiny. how they believe that evil is within their nature and figure that they have no choice in the matter (because of the previous act of their choice being robbed in said matter). how the doctor is both the master's salvation and absolute doom. how the doctor created the master. how the doctor's childhood ὕβρις is what sets them both up for eternal suffering. the doctor dooms the master, the master responds in turn for all eternity. cause and effect. how the master's chosen title not only represents their need for control of others but also ultimately themselves. they seek control of their destiny (of which they have none) because they had no autonomy in the Fatal Decision, that was made by the doctor for the both of them. so the master dooms themselves in an attempt to make this appear as an elaborate choice - so they have a choice, even if it's superficial and a facade. how thoschei are eternally self-destructive to one another - no matter what they do they are doomed by the narrative.

#ignore me lol i just need to get this in writing to feel lighter im literally going insane here w this being stuck in my head #theyre both so fucked #main range 49 #big finish #thoschei #doctor who

[fobnsfwdoodles]

If they didn't want me to make them into yaoi they could stop being yaoi for five seconds

#joetrick #kill me #please don't stop actually fob #increase it please #he's gonna fucking eat him #profiles my beloved #I've been trying to draw from more references recently bc i can feel my basics slipping a little bit but they come right back with practice #also good excuse to stare at every inch of their faces #the way their skin hangs on their faces drives me insane do you understand #the deep valleys under joes deep set eyes the flat plane under Patrick's nose #the hard lines of cheekbone contrasted with the soft of their jaws from weight and age I'm so fucking in love #the way their different features have aged #Patrick's lips compared to Joe's joes lower cheek compared to Patrick #theyre both so damn pretty #safe to reblog #fall out boy #patrick #joe #this is a doodles blog but bRO I LOVE DRAWING #tourdust

[lucaplushie]

any bitter choco decoration fans in chat

#fnaf #luca draws #william afton #henry emily #willry #helliam #ough..this one hurted. a little bit. #also sorry i never know what to caption these #i love you bitter choco decoration #i was listening to the mizuki alt cover while painting this. if you even care </3 #also for ONCE i didn't forget the springlock scars that is INTENTIONAL OKAY!!!! this is prespringlock incident #every time i draw them kissing or holding hands or sitting in each others laps just know im lying #theyre both insanely repressed..theyd never get together..... to me. #i like to play pretend though #smashing them together like barbies rn #im gonna post this at 10pm when no one will see it because i promised you all willry for Christmas and i refuse to break my promise #oh my god my hands hurt so fucking bad #thats what i get for speedrunning this i GUESS #once again ignore the lighting okay for me heart emoji #IM BAD AT TAKING PICTURES #WAIT I FORGOT TO SAY #THE FUCKING UHH THE SHITTY LITTLE CRAYON DRAWING WAS INSPIRED BY MY DEAR FRIEND #@TOXIFOXX. SMILES CUTELY.

[dennisboobs]

my favourite thing about the always sunny podcast is listening to rcg all say something extremely neurodivergent and then agree amongst themselves and convince themselves its completely normal

#and to be clear im not diagnosing them charlie said he wasn't neurotypical #like deadass i think. the reason some of their writers just completely botch the gang's motivations/dialogue sometimes is bc at their core #these characters are all. SO autistic. which inevitably leads to them being misunderstood by others outside their group #whether rcg realizes it or not they inject this very specific vibe of neurodivergence into the gang #and its why they will just. argue over inconsequential details bc they Need to be understood completely #they can't just drop it unless they are crystal fucking clear #imo the biggest mistake other writers make is thinking that the gang is completely desensitized when its more like #they just don't react the way you would expect #which is often... adjacent to that but still distinct. and its trauma that influences this as well #the gang does not believe they themselves are 'bad people'. theyre most often oblivious to the fact that the things they do are insane #rob saying he doesnt pick up on social cues and then going on to argue in circles with glenn #i dont think last week was anything crazy but i think. rob doesn't know when to let up. which is a problem that *i* have #and while it comes across as being confrontational in an 'im right youre wrong' way i dont think its driven by ego here #just like with how as they said mac and dennis are making up while chucking bread rolls at each other #on both sides its frustration at being misunderstood #but they are all similar enough that even if they disagree over small details theyre usually on the same page. and this can be beneficial!! #thats the conclusion of the ep!!!! whether its suggesting smoking to cancel out the toxic apple skin or suggesting words u cant think of #glenn said he was upset about feeling misrepresented and picked on #dennis gets angry for those exact reasons in.... ALL of his big rage scenes #its frustration that leads to anger because youre speaking to (another) brick wall and you can't adequately explain yourself #which. glenn is clearly more competent than dennis & i think a lot of the time in sunny the gang is WAY more obtuse for the sake of comedy #but its interesting to watch the dynamic because as charlie said last week #they are mac and dennis (especially when theyre fighting) #i just think.. they are in a semi-unique position to understand this because this is how they are. while several other writers do not get i #ada speaks #untagged

[iutdwae]

oh damn :(( lemme try again then

here’s the link — https://www.tumblr.com/sugawhaaa/726296426604265472/jeongin-smut-audio

thinking about how innies breeding kink comes from his want to prove to his hyungs that he’s not a baby :(( so after he fills you till the brim he finds any way he can to plug you up so he can go get chan and binnie,, but by the time they come back everything is all but gone, running down your legs onto the sheets. they’re a disappointed in, but they’ll just have to teach their baby bread how to properly breed a hole :)

also thinking about jisung trusting you 1010% with his and your own pleasure. i mean ofc he would! you love him and he loves you after all :(( he’s a little confused on why you insist that he doms tonight, and if he’s being honest he’s a little scared, but if that’s what you want then he’ll try his best! but the poor baby just doesn’t know how :(( he’s so worried that he’s not making you feel good that he ends up a sobbing, cumming mess asking you for help,, he just wants to be a good boy :(( he’ll have to be coddled for a bit to calm him down

🐈‍⬛

that’s exactly who jeongin gets his sex drive from!! he’s been picking up habits left and right from his hyungs and he likes trying them out on you, yet he’s still very dependable on them for help when it comes to pleasing you because he always feels like he needs to be more “manly” </3. his camera roll is full of pictures of you completely fucked out, laid out on the bed with his cum pooling between your legs to show the other members. he’s even asked them on occasion to watch you two fuck, and if you’re up to it too, he might even let one of them fill you up instead so he can take notes—in reality, he kind of just likes watching you get manhandled and pounded by his friends.

teaching hannie how to be the dominant because he’s so humiliated by how flustered and worked up you get him TT. again, he’s begging you to let him bend you over, to let him fuck your mouth so he can hear the way you gag with his cock down your throat. he’s very quick to get the feel of things, though, because it catches you off guard how hard his hips are slamming against your ass, and his low growls are as attractive as their opposite counterpart. he can’t help but let out a gentle whine when he comes, though, in the midst of his roughness; brings you right back to home, almost like a reminder that his whole goal is to please you.

#these two will be the death of me omg #both of them love eating pussy i know they do #like they go INSANE when you let them #and theyre loud </3 #THE AUDIO IM FUCKING BARKING #NFMGMRMGMSMF #got my stomach doing flips #oh i want him so bad no one gets it #jeongin smut #jeongin hard thoughts #han jisung smut #han jisung hard thoughts #UGHH

[squeakadeeks]

if i had a dollar for every time a religious missionary knocked on my door to "spread the good news" while i was actively in an acute mental health crisis i'd have 2 dollars, which isnt a lot but also. how many times does this have to happen before they stop coming.

#technically ive actually had three but the ones where they come to my home feel more violating and embarrassing #heads up im going to talk about grim things but its so bananas that its hard not to talk about #2 years ago i had one come while i was Participating In An Activity One Does When You're Grappling With SI #and it was a very bad time and an overall terrible encounter #especially bc it was obvious at the time i was deeply unwell but of course they didnt want to actually address it #and today i had two come while i was having an active manic episode and looked DEEPLY insane and was in the middle of some bullshit #and both times as soon as i opened the door i can tell theyre like 'oh fuck' and realize that theres something serious going on #but at the same time. play stupid games win stupid prizes. #if someone is having a MH crisis they try to do it in a safe and private environment like their gotdamn house for a reason w/o strangers #and if you just show up unannounced to talk about Mormonism to a random persons house theres a good chance youre going to be- #interrupting something and that something isnt always good #i know door-to-door solicitors are '''normal''' but the whole thing really whacks me out and makes me feel kind of angry

[potoodevil]

#sorry im offloading my rot onto this sideblog i need to keep up appearances on main #marie mjolnir #franken stein #steinmarie #soul eater #theyre so fucking cringe together the anime missed out so much #why did they do this????? #they are both insane in different ways

[mummer]

they could never EVER neverrrrrr ever ever do this even ryan condal would never cede such an “iconic” setpiece & “memorable” dialogue and even if he wanted to HBO simply would not allow it but in my minds eye ideal hotd adaptation of the battle of the gods eye completely discards EVERYTHING supposedly recounted/editorialized in fire and blood no anime dialogue no ultra choreographed fight scene no cinematic beautiful shots of the dragons dancing no leaping from dragon to dragon its actually like incredibly fast and loud and incomprehensible to the audience just beasts colliding and ripping each other apart dirt and blood and horrific and disgusting and ultimately super SUPER pathetic ❤️ daemon and aemond dont get to make any epic last stands theres no glorious blaze out, no chilling last words, no grand narrative, in the end it really is just two men thudding to the bottom of a lake and getting eaten by fish. make the craziest climax in the world an anticlimax. ultimate antimoment

#of course. this can only be in my dreams #hotd #my greatest idea is daemon doesnt even get his sword in the eye grand leap moment #cause like. Well physically that would be completely insane #they both get thrown together when their dragons collide and theyre both already dead from blunt force trauma #and the sword just kind of accidentally impales aemond lol #i just hate to see a character like daemon get somehow validated by the narrative as super cool and awesome and sexy etc #like for what? hes just a maaannn it’s just what you do. hes a human man at the end of it #cant ascend to godhood good buddy. better luck in ur next life. u sucked at this one #L + you have erectile dysfunction you cannot be legolas jumping on floating dragon scales. lame! #even if he did sink that sword in… its so pointless JDGDKSH. U ARE BOTH GOING TO DIE ANYWAY…. #i love crazy awesome action setpieces i love good cool action directing i dont think it necessarily would even be bad #but i think it does cede some of its own point. i guess thats the whole ‘you cant make an anti war film’ thing again #daemons whole fucking deal is just so boring to me unless it’s undermined and subverted. i love when hes a whiny pathetic mess. #and NOT a slay dom daddy. aemond i cant even discuss he does not do anything for me.