#WHO FORGOT THE MILK

[prismuffin]

Heyo it’s me I’m back lol. I hope you’ve had a good day/night and if you haven’t I hope it gets better soon! Can I request a domestic one shot of Scott Lang and his boyfriend (Male! Reader) going grocery shopping together, it’s simple Ik but I thought it’d be really sweet and I need me some comfort lol.

If you don’t want to take it that’s fine too and thank you for the miles one shot I loved it!

A/n: Hunter ofc you can get a Scott lang x Male!reader oneshot I have no problem writing them at all 🫶 I hope you enjoy this one! Sorry if it's a little bit short I wanted to write more but todays not going too great-

Out of Milk

Scott Lang x Male!Reader

( Summary: Scott noticed he's run out of milk but it's nothing that a simple grocery trip can't fix! )

Warning?: Light swearing and Puns? Is that a warning?? Honestly just domestic fluff

!-!more under the cut!-!

“Huh, we’re out of milk.” You heard Scott say as he closed the fridge. He had his lips pursed as he turned to you, who sat at the small kitchen table eating a PopTart. He sadly looked down at his bowl of dry cereal, “guess I’ll eat something else..”

Placing the bowl the counter, he started looking through the cabinets. “Wh- hey, where’s the PopTarts?” “Oh this was the last one.” His eyes snapped to you as you took your last bite of the last PopTart and he groaned. “Well, what am I supposed to eat?” You shrugged “That dry cereal?” You tried not to laugh at his pouty face but it was near impossible with the way he was looking at you. “I’m not eating it dry.” “Then get some milk.” “We don’t have any milk!” “Hun, I meant at the store, let’s go to the store and get some milk- and other things.” You stood and went to his side, wrapping your arms around his waist, bringing your face closer to his. “I don’t know if you’ve noticed but there really isn’t much of anything left in this kitchen.” He looked to the side and hummed, “I guess it had been a minute since I’ve gone shopping for the house." You hummed along with him and he sighed. "..I'll get my keys."

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"Scott, remember we need to get real food too." You told him, looking down at your arm where your basket lays and seeing nothing but snacks. "I know that," he scoffed playfully and directed his attention back to the snacks. "I'm just grabbing stuff for Cassie." That was a half lie and you both know it. You let out a nose laugh and you shook your head as he added a bag of Goldfish to the growing basket of snacks. "That's the last one for now I swear." You audibly laughed at that one which made him let out a laugh as well. "For now?" he chuckles and goes to your side that's not carrying the basket and grabs your hand. "Yeah, for now." His smile was as big as ever as he watched you come down from your laughter. Making you laugh or smile just fills his chest with pride and he adores it.

"What are you staring at?" you quirked an eyebrow at him as he stared directly into your eyes with a smile on his lips. "You, cutie." he bumped his hip against yours and you rolled your eyes at him, though by the smile on your face it was clear you weren't annoyed in the slightest bit. "You're so cheesy Scott." He raised your intertwined hands to his lips and gave yours a kiss. "I dis-a-brie." You threw your head back and groaned as he laughed and swung your hands drastically with a large smile on his face. "Was that a fucking cheese pun?" "ha, maybe." "ughhhh you gouda brie kidding me!" Scott gasped and abruptly stopped walking. Turning to you, his shock face soon turned mischievous. "Do you realize you've just started a war?" You smirked "A cheese pun war?" Scott nodded and you sighed. "I'm gonna re-grate this, aren't I?" "Ohoho, that was gouda." "All this cheese talk has made me realize we should probably actually get some shredded cheese." Scott nodded and so the two of you progressed into the dairy aisle together.

You grabbed a shredded cheddar mix and added it to your basket. "You think we should get yogurt?" You asked but didn't get a response. "Scott?" You turned and saw Scott staring at you with a small smile on his face. He always seemed to admire you when you weren't looking. It was something you queued in on before the two of you even started dating. "You're staring again Scotty." His eyes flicked to yours and he smirked, "I can't help it, you just look so gouda today." You stared at him for a second before shaking your head. "Are gouda puns the only cheese references you can make?" You narrowed your eyes at him, "Oh you feta believe I have many more cheese puns." "Yeah? Well I'm getting feta up with these puns." "Alright alright, because I love you, I'll stop." You sighed, "thank you." "But just in queso you didn't know-" "I'm leaving." "Hey, wait up!"

EXTRA:

You sighed as you finished unpacking your last bag of groceries. Placing the cheese in a drawer in the fridge. You were gonna close the door but something caught your eye, well more like a lack of something. You shuffled the old and new products around in your fridge before looking back towards the table where Scott was collecting the empty bags into a bigger bag. "Uhh, Scott.." Upon hearing his name his head shot up, a questioning look on his face as he waited for you to speak. "You're not gonna believe this but.." You closed the fridge and leaned against it with a nervous smile on your face. He shook his head quickly and stood up straight, his hands falling to his sides. "What?"

"...We're out of milk."

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Masterlist

#WHO FORGOT THE MILK #The cheese puns were a distraction #Scott lang #Scott Lang x reader #antman #ant man #antman x reader #Scott lang x male reader #marvel #marvel x reader #marvel x male reader #male reader #x male reader #antman x male reader #prismuffin #marvel fanfiction #male!reader #marvel x male!reader #fanfiction #marvel x you #Scott lang x you

[kaykoko]

I finally finished Dungeon Meshi!!! Very fun read and amazing charaters!! The hype i have for the anime now is unreal!

#dungeon meshi #im talking #i have so much to say...but idek where to start #delicious in dungeon #Im gonna put spoilers in the tags so :) warning ig #delicious in dugeon spoilers #EVERYTHING With Laios tbh he is a Himbo through and through #like kind of heart dumb of ass and strong as hell🥰🥰🥰🥰🤤 #he was cute at the end with a bit of a tummy #Ryoko Kui just played D&D with herself for 97 chapters but damn what an phenomenal story she told #All the characters felt so fleshed (lol) out and had goals and fears of their own #Senshi was another favorite of mine🤤🤤🤤🤤 need that man ASAP #I want Senshi so bad-----oop who said that :O #Marcille was also very cute and i liked her motived #her final boss dress was v cute i liked it a lot and i wanna draw it #Chilchuck🥺🥺🥺🥺 hes my dad now actually. the dad who left for milk but got a new family ig #AND IZUTSUMI!!!!! MY GIRLIE!!!!😍😍😍 shes so adorable ugh i love her. #OVERALL: this was one of the best series ive read in a while!!! #10/10 i recommended!!! amazing art. amazing story. fantastic charater designs!!! yup! #I also forgot to mention Laios curse being that monsters wouldnt get near him too😭💔💔 im sorry king

[whoify]

hiiii dalek post. ik we all know the daleks are overused but i was thinking about all the stories earlier and wanted to do an episode by episode breakdown and see where i personally think they’re utilized well.

overall i think daleks have a tendency to be used as a villain in stories where it doesn’t really matter if they’re daleks. like think of a dalek story and if you could replace them with cybermen sontaran alien of the week etc and not see a difference. then it doesn’t need to be daleks. and they are used like this a lot. two things dw writers should keep in mind when creating dalek stories are that daleks should be used sparingly and strategically. so let’s look at the episodes and see which ones fit the bill:

series 1: dalek and bad wolf/parting of the ways. dalek is incredibly good and that’s pretty widely recognized. it’s the first dalek story of the revival and we see the doctor reconciling with what he thinks is the lone other survivor of the war. you definitely can’t swap out the dalek for anything else. the bad wolf/parting of the ways villain doesn’t technically have to be daleks, but their use still feels impactful since it’s the first big nuwho story with them and it establishes that they’ve survived the time war.

series 2: army of ghosts/doomsday. this does not have to be daleks. these are good episodes but the cybermen are definitely the more relevant enemy here what with the established parallel world business. nothing hinges on the fact that specifically the daleks are there.

series 3: daleks in manhattan/evolution of the daleks. i don’t have a very good memory of these episodes but i don’t think they need to be daleks. there’s like a human-dalek hybrid (insert hybrid joke) that has some philosophical consequences for the doctor but other than that it’s more of a new york story than a dalek story.

series 4: the stolen earth/journey’s end. hopefully we can all agree that these are wonderful episodes. but i need us to be real with ourselves and ask if the daleks need to be there. if this was a cyberman story instead, would anything about the plot fall apart or need to change? the answer is no. this is textbook example of overuse of daleks.

series 5: victory of the daleks and the big bang. victory of the daleks is kind of a suck episode. but it does matter that the dalek is a dalek! you can’t change it so that the british army accidentally builds a slitheen or whatever. plus we get the doctor’s moral compass freakout over there being a “good” dalek, a la series 1 which is always good to see. the big bang has A Dalek in it in which it shoots the doctor and river makes it beg for mercy. that in itself is significant because of the whole daleks don’t do mercy thing.

series 6: no dalek episodes!! rejoice!!

series 7: asylum of the daleks and day of the doctor and time of the doctor. asylum is a very good dalek episode. it raises and answers the question of what you do with a defective dalek and shows us daleks in a completely new setting. obviously the fact that they’re daleks is crucial. day of the doctor is like. yeah it’s the time war there’s gonna be daleks. time of the doctor has a whole host of enemies which the daleks are a part of. they could be removed but so could any one of the other enemies. it’s the sheer number that’s making the story work, so i don’t feel like their use is unnecessary.

series 8: into the dalek. another “good dalek” concept!! another completely new way to show us daleks, this time from the inside. this is definitely a unique dalek story where rusty’s use is crucial to the plot.

**an aside here to say that yes there have been three separate episodes dealing with the concept of a “good dalek” where we get to see the doctor’s moral compass go haywire about it, but i don’t think that that is a repetitive storyline. the doctor will always abhor a dalek that deviates from their idea that they are all irredeemable, because then the things the doctor has done to the daleks as a whole are no longer justified. they could meet 100 “good daleks” and go through this every time.

series 9: the magician’s apprentice/the witch’s familiar. this is a davros story so it makes sense that the daleks are there. they’re kind of side characters in comparison to davros and missy, but obviously you can’t replace them with anything else. satisfactory use of daleks.

series 10: pilot. definitely moffat’s laziest use of the daleks lmao, they’re there for two minutes for absolutely no real reason. i think everyone was officially tired of the “one dalek story per series” rule if that was even still a thing.

13th doctor era: resolution and revolution of the daleks and eve of the daleks. i’m gonna be real i don’t remember a thing about the first two episodes. i think one of them is about dalek cops which is admittedly funny. eve of the daleks is a very good episode buttt the dalek could be replaced with almost anything else.

that’s all of them!! after going through each episode i’ve honestly come to the conclusion that moffat’s dalek stories are some of the better ones, at least considering the qualities of using them sparingly and strategically. he doesn’t have a single dalek finale (while rtd has 3 and chibnall has 3 dalek specials), rather he works them into existing stories or creates stories that really delve into like. the dalek psyche. rtd’s daleks mostly feel shoehorned in to me. again, not to say the episodes are bad, but the daleks don’t have to be daleks. and i think a good dalek story should necessitate the use of the daleks.

#doctor who #milk post #no idea why i went down this rabbit hole but here we are #i literally don’t care about the daleks like. even the best episodes on this list are not my favorite #also totally possible i forgot some i only used my brain

[claitea]

decided to make cupcakes tonight and despite no cake decorating experience i thought i would try to draw on the cakes. like how hard could it be lmao

the first three on the bottom row are supposed to be n harmonia, pikachu and luigi......

#clai speaks #my family my friends and my s/o all ridiculed my cupcakes i'm in SHAMBLES i'm a BROKEN MAN (it was teasing i'm fine HEJVDJFB) #asked my mom to use the piping tools and she said and i quote. ''you cannot handle the power'' #which is true bc i utterly fucked up cracking the eggs and tried to mix the batter for ten min before realizing i forgot milk #WHO LET FAER COOK‼️‼️‼️⁉️⁉️⁉️🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

[puzzlesealed]

whoops i forgot to be active here

#( OUT OF CHARACTER ; i'm usami! i'm an itty bitty girl who's sweet like milk! ) #i got so wrapped up in rping back in genshin that i forgot this blog was here for a moment

[marrelica]

Every few months i get reminded that napolitanke exists and inhale 400kg of them and then forget about them again

#balkan posting #napolitanke #food #i love nougat napolitanke #also did you know vegans can eat them all except the milk ones kissing a person who forgot to put milk in them

[cherry-shipping]

watching star trek with sans soooofun^________^

#this means im watching star trek and im clutching onto my sans stuffie for dear life #because. well you see im watching the episode where spock gets drugged by sex pollen and gets all giggly and cute like a highschool girl #and puts on silly overalls and fucking climbs trees and stuff #and talks about how much he loves the creepy girl sorry i immediately forgot her name even though ive seen this episode before #and well you see. that does stuff to me #ive talked abt spock on here before hes everything to me hes my 2nd biggest blorbo after U Know Who #if he wasnt gay and in love with kirk id be in love with him is the thing #so anyway whenever spock is being cute i go insane because hes my babygirl and stuff and i need my sans stuffie to hold onto #and im also simultaneously daydreaming about watching star trek with sans for realsies #you know how you do that with your fave f/os. like you just imagine youre doing whatever it is youre doing with them #like ill be in the kitchen getting milk or on my way to school or something and my brain is like #ok now pretend sans is there too #and without thinking im like ok sir yes sir. hey sans do you wanna hold hands #its the same now i think wed both have a lot of fun with star trek bc we both love science fiction (''ESPECIALLY WHEN ITS REAL!'') #and ive posted this before but i like imagining my f/os getting either very silently flustered when i gush about my favorite characters #(i.e. f/o sitting next to me getting silently worked up because i just spout pet names about my favorite character) #or that same exact thing except they get a little itsy bitsy teeny tiny jealous about it instead #OR they just think im cute when i get super excited about stuff #i like thinking about all of those like simultaneously with sans #cherry chats #bf (bone friend) #i kinda forgot what i was talking about near the end there somethings been wrong with my head lately i keep getting dizzy all the time #like every 30 seconds i just get hit with this intense wave of dizziness and lightheadedness and then after 1 second it goes back to normal #its like migranes except it doesnt hurt its just like my brain is a fish tryig to get enough momentum to jump out of the water (my cranium) #i thought it was low blood sugar but...... no matter what i eat or how much nothing changes #and it happens all the time too even when im just laying down #its sort of annoying and just a little bit unsettling but anyway as you can imagine it gets worse when im super excited like i am right now #so if im not making a lot of sense thats probably why. um. i forgot what i was doing #GOING BACK TO STAR TREK NOW BYE LOL!!!!!!!!!! sans is with me and were having soooo much fun

[six-of-ravens]

wooo, flu shot is done, groceries are got! I'm glad I went early bc the store was busier than expected!!

#i forgot there are people who don't work 9-5 M-F and Tuesday morning is a perfectly reasonable time for them to grocery shop lol #also has anyone else noticed there seems to be way more dented cans than before??? #is it just supply issues making it look like there's more bc there's no new stock??? probably #anyway im miffed bc i had to get the coconut milk that was a dollar more lol

[seilon]

enlighten me. why is there a fucking coffee cart thing with three different artificial sweeteners and stir sticks and cups in my workplace’s kitchen but not a single drop of milk or half and half or anything to be seen Anywhere in the room. why

#you’re telling me everyone who works during the day drinks black coffee? EVERYONE? fucking bet #WHY does no one bring MILK #there’s eggs and butter in the fucking fridge why is there no god damn MILK or CREAM or SOMETHING #hghfhhhjjjj #i usually try to bring some myself for this reason but I was in a hurry today and forgot. this is a god damn travesty #I’m probably gonna steal some from one of the restaraunt kitchens later but. i don’t think I’m technically allowed to do that so I always #wait until it’s like 3-4am and my coworker is asleep or whatever #aggravating #at least i have leftover cookies #the night shift really gets the scraps of the scraps and that’s if we’re Lucky #my roommate works a shift during the day and says sometimes they get fucking pizza. PIZZA. #meanwhile I scavenge the premises in the middle of the night for candy left out at artist stalls or whatever someone may leave out in the #kitchen. tonight there was some sort of meeting thing that ended late so I got lucky and I have cookies. but still. where is the milk #kibumblabs

[mesaryth]

guys i keep getting people's coffee orders wrong I'm so embarrassed

#gave someone an iced drink with steamed milk and a cold Americano to someone who wanted a hot one. and forgot their milk #also i got left on my own bc im good at the rest of the stuff 😭😭😭 it's ok I'll learn. eventually

[fmhobeus]

fwb!suguru who knew he wanted to fuck when he first laid eyes on you. then wanted to take you out to endless dinners to chat his ears off when he first spoke to you.

fwb!suguru who grew to like you without fucking you, almost forgot it was what he wanted you for – a life together or a night together?

fwb!suguru whose dick got painfully hard when you taunted him, rolled your eyes at him or outwitted him. he lived for your sassiness.

fwb!suguru who happened to fuck you on a random night unexpectedly and it changed the trajectory of his life.

fwb!suguru who stayed after every dick appointment. cuddled with you on the bed, watched movies or your favourite TV show, ordered take out and held you in his arms till you both inevitably fell asleep.

fwb!suguru who couldve sworn he wasn't in love with you. he would still fuck other people (and then come back to you, poor baby was thinking of you the whole time)

fwb!suguru whose grown accustomed to your presence. he calls you when he isn't feeling okay, you call him when something bothers you. he's grown used to you telling him all about work, how you got your nails done, how you saw a cute cat near your apartment. trivial details, which coming from anyone else he would hang up, but he looks forward to them with you.

fwb!suguru who eventually stops fucking other people and is just your man, without you knowing.

fwb!suguru who is determined to mark you up in placed people will notice. your neck, your thighs, your collarbones.

fwb!suguru who believes in giving you his all. all of his long girthy dick that pumps you full it should be criminal, his long slim fingers that have made you orgasm so often and hit that deep spot with unbeat ease, his long tounge... oh god his tounge. he thinks maybe even his long life ahead is yours too, all yours. his little kids too maybe? he doesn't like to think too much about that.

fwb!suguru who has to have your pussy checked with his tounge daily. he has to lap up your insides no matter any circumstances. his voice purrs across your body when he talks you through your orgasm.

"mhmm yeah cum all over my face beautiful, I know you want to"

fwb!suguru who gets sick at the thought of you sitting so pretty for another man when you tell him you're going on a date. suguru who looks so disturbed at the thought of another man even looking at his pretty girl who isn't really his.

fwb!suguru who takes you to corporate events just so he can call you his girlfriend, even if it's just pretend. when you question him it's always "easier explanation than a friend i fuck on the regular, isn't it?"

fwb!suguru who knows how you like your coffee in the morning. he knows what you like for breakfast, your comfort food, your hobbies, your favourite movies, your least favourite movies, your icks, your past. he knows you like he knows himself. he thinks of you when he passes your favourite cafe, he texts you when he sees something in the colour you like.

fwb!suguru who is sure he hasn't felt this way before, who is so vulnerable with you that it scares the shit out of him.

fwb!suguru who is afraid, angered at everything about you. he's angry at how you lull him into a sense of security, how you hold him, how sweet your voice sounds when you call him by his name, how you take care of him, how you listen to him. he hates how your pussy clenches his dick for dear life, milking it dry and how you never let a drop of his cum go to waste, licking it up like a little slut. he's fearful too. about losing you. about where loving you the way he does leads. loving you? wait. he loves you? fuck. fuck. fuck. this hasn't been according to plan at all.

#somebody lied to her #aniya writes ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა #jjk #suguru ♡ #jjk smut #jjk x reader #geto suguru #jjk geto #geto x reader #geto smut #jjk suguru #suguru geto smut #jjk ^ ~

[ariose-ghoul]

entering my oak arc (<- got a new jacket/overshirt/Something and it has the energy)

#i gotta show you later it's the best and it was like $14 at marshalls #man #this thing. and my long beige/brown skirt. and my new interest in oat milk. who have i become. i am the daughter that will forgot about #(learning that henry was supposed to have a daughter in s1 and will just forgot about her rocked my entire world) #(i am being deprived of oak girls to be mentally ill over)

[raeathnos]

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#alright so they narrowed down our snow totals #instead of 3 to 12 we’re in 4 to 8 #which like bummer I wanted a foot #but also I was afraid I was gonna wake up and it was gonna be like 1 to 3 #when they show the snow total map we’re like right near where the stark contrast line is still #so I don’t think they’re entirely sure #but also I ran out last night cause like #I need to do at least a little something besides work/being at home because otherwise my depression/anxiety kinda worsen #so went out to go to the bookstore and get takeout #and literally the second I got home I kinda forgot that I also needed to run errands ^^; #and it was past 8:30 and I was tired #so everyone wish me luck running out before the bad weather hits Dx #the lighter outer bands are supposed to start soon but they’re saying we’re not getting anything measurable until 1pm #and like it’s only three places and one is out in bumfuck nowhere so it shouldn’t be busy #the other two might be tho so imma do them first #yall remember that vine with the guy who’s like ‘I gotta get the milk anD BREAD THEY SAID SNOW’ #that me rn :P #hELP

[icedteaandoldlace]

Was anyone gonna tell me that Derrick of Derrick And His Dorks played Reeve in the TV movie of The Face on the Milk Carton, or was I just supposed to find that out in a YouTube rabbit hole by myself?

#The Face on the Milk Carton #McGee and Me #Reeve Shields #Derrick Cryder #Johnny Green #tbh I feel like I actually already knew that and just forgot #I mean my oldest sister who also read the Janie books had a huge crush on Derrick back in the day #and this is 100% something she would have found out on a Google/IMDb rabbit hole and told me about later #but she's not awake for me to confirm right now so #anyways this all started 'cause I had the sudden urge to hear the McGee and Me theme song again #it didn't have to go that hard y'all