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Historical Fan Story (parody)

Chapter 1: The Proposal

Woodrow walked into the room with a smirk on his face “I’ve done it” as he stared longingly at Creel. “id like you to build a empire of propaganda” as he lovely stroked his face.

Creel blushed from the bold statements his senpai was saying “you want to build a country destroying commission…. with me?” as he bats his long, succulent lashes at his president.

“yes, be my propagandist and make the Americans bow down” They walked away blood pooling around their feet from their commission’s dirty work.

Chapter 2: Berney’s and Me

I thought it would be just Me and Creel against the Bewildered Herd but then a new spark or maybe two came around. Walter was a journalist with a keen eye at telling who’s stupid and who wasn’t. His good friend, Berney’s was one of the smoothest guy I’ve met. Before I knew it, I was buying soap, ballet tickets and women with cigarettes from a green box Soon, I was just as enthralled with them as I was with Creel who was mad I wasn’t being his one and only senpai. He soon got over it as Berney’s made him buy ballet tickets, soap and women with cigarettes from a green box as Walter stereotyped him as a gay butt hole. They all became a power 4 some that took over the world.

Chapter 3: Chomsky and the big 3 Chomsky was a skilled man. He taught at MIT and graduate from Pennsylvania, all involving human shit talking and stupid people that buy stuff and don’t give a Berney’s ass about most things going on. He was perfect to add to my Propagandist Posey. When I approached Noah I could almost hear his moral pencible harden,” Are you the famous Woodrow propagandist Wilson” He gasps as Berneys and Lippman fallowed behind “smooth talker Bernays and journalist and my idol Lipmann!? What is going on?!” he looked in awe as he looked at them “You guys are actually my equals and not stupid people who don’t know what the fuck is going on, may I come with you?!” he said

Wilson smiled and held out his hand “you are an intellectual now, come and be a part of the Wilson Wankers”

Chapter 4: don’t Pope my cherry (part 1)

Going back in time was interesting but running into Pope Gregory Wilson was something to behold. Benerys leans over to Noah saying “did you know he’s the 234th president”

Noah looks confused “you mean Pope?”

Berneys scoffs “no I mean president of suck my soap, you nerd!” and dances away in his ballerina tutu while throwing green cigarette boxes at people. I sigh as I question whether my Historical Harem were actually intellectuals or dumb asses pretending to be intellectuals. He approaches Gregory as he was telling priests to make those heathens believe in god or suck a propogandist popsicle.

“my dear pope! I am here from the future to recruit you with the promise you can make dumb people believe god or something” . The Pope stood up “count me in!” as he fallowed us to the last part of the propaganda rangers.

Chapter 5 : don’t Pope my cherry (part 2): The End

I didn’t have to wait long until my last prey, I mean, ally was to be added to my Gay Grandiose Group. Noah says to me “so this is the 235th Pope Principal, the one who’s the principal of the priest school?” I smile as I rub Noah’s head “yes my Democratic questioning child” as they approached the University of preists and stuff. I hadn’t been to the principal’s office since I tried to make everyone fight after the big game because why not, I was bored. The Pope Urban Legend boomed “what do you want?” until he saw his dad “what dad? why are you here?!” Quickly answering I explain why and what they were doing. He shrugs and says sure why not as he join the gang to make sweet, sweet propaganda with everyone. We all walked away to make people understand propaganda was love, propaganda is life.

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