#YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOON!!!

[ruubesz-draws]

When bae is angry at you

#godzilla x kong: the new empire #godzilla #mothra #kong #godzilla x mothra #mothzilla #mosugoji #when the love of your life your queen your bae your wife is PISSED #whoa Goji you gon done it my dude #mothra would be like: #WTF ARE YOU DOING?!?! #I WAS GONE FOR 5MIN (in kaiju time ig?) AND THIS IS WHAT I SEE THE FIRST THING I WAKE UP?!?! #YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOON!!! #I love you and I missed you tons #BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT ANGRY!! #And Goji would be like: “Babe im sorry pls calm down my love pls i can explain” #anyway Goji was HELLA HAPPY TO SEE HER HHHHHHH #Mothzilla is canon ya'll #it's canon.... #do not repost #my art

[hydrosovreign]

Neuvillette when discussing the trap they want to set up for Furina: I don't want this trap to hurt her in any way. A gentle trap, one that will bring her no harm. *the "trap" literally breaking Furina apart* Neuvillette, putting on his clown shoes & nose upon receiving her death sentence: According to the judgement of-

#neuvillette #furina #genshin impact #neuvifuri #yes this is going under the ship tag #neuvillette you absolute idiot #you total buffoon!

[natjennie]

honestly my ideal ofmd ed and stede sex scene is like a comedy of errors and stede being absolutely flabbergasted at being wanted at ALL like ed is like "ouagh I want you so bad" all grinding up on him and stede goes "you... what?!" and ed says shit like "fuck yeah stede I need you in me" and stede is sweating and frantically looking around like "do you mean to be talking to me?" "God, yes, take me, come on, please" "are you quite sure?" "yes im sure, I need your dick inside of me like. yesterday." "my WHAT?!"

#just an absolute buffoon #a lot of ed like 'oh fuck yeah take me I know you want to' and stede like #'oh gee wowee here I go' #do you get it #ofmd

[carlyraejepsans]

hey look, it's the kid protagonist that was hugely formative to your identity as a child! wouldn't it be fun to try to imagine how their life would be now if they grew up like you and they were also in their 20s? (<- words of a man about to step on a rake)

#looking at myself in the mirror haggard and pissed out of my mind do NOT catch feelings. don't you dare. don't you dare catch god fucking d #this is just like that pnf episode where they're all grown up.... that old baby crush on phineas coming back to haunt me #except this time it's worse because i have no showrunner to blame but myself. I'm the director of the circus #you idiot. you absolutely buffoon

[dittolicous]

"anti-zosans just dont get it! the appeal IS that they hate each other!"

me, a zosan shipper:

#ditto rambles #zosan #sanzo #I SWEAR THIS IS LIGHT HEARTED #its just that #saying that hate each other is so not true????? #they literally dont #they care very deeply for each other just as they do for all their other nakama #but love can be shown in different ways #and the trust and friendship between zoro and sanji is absolutely why i ship it #their dynamic is hilarious and theyre complete buffoons #but there is zero REAL hate between them #taking the piss can be a bonding activity #designated pissed off friends #if you like the 'hate' dynamic thats cool #but we are not the same lol #none of the strawhats hate each other #one piece #i swear this isnt hate #i just thought the gif would be funny to use and it kinda spiraled from there

[nikkisticki]

I keep an eye on Conservatives online, and let me tell you they are in three states:

1) Actually I think I'd quite like a dictatorship, then the persecution would be against those dirty [insert boogeyman]!

2) How could they take Trump off the Ballot for COMMITING AN INSURRECTION, he had to do that cause the vote was rigged!

3) Hey why is everyone so willing to destroy democracy for the sake of owning people?

I'll tell you right now 1 and 2 are a solid 90% of their comments and 3 is thinking about changing their mind to avoid being on the list.

Vote for Biden, you fucking morons!

#Biden #Trump #Election #Seriously though you fucking idiots Biden is in fact every bad buzzword you love to throw at him sure fine whatever i dont care #Trump will be lethal to the U.S dont be fucking stupid #You absolute fucking buffoon

[crowleyinaturtleneck]

#good omens #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x arizaphale #the quote is from #nbc hannibal #and once I read it #I literally died inside #I just finished the show and I'm not whole anymore because the parallels are so awesome #and horrible #but also awesome #why are gay people so bad at love (this comes from a gay person... aka me) #just kiss already #you absolute pining buffoons #or wait no they already did...

[friendlifyre]

im gonna pass out

#jingheng #they make me sick #the way hes literally lurking by the cabins specifically for this conversation #and turns his back on us to wistfully look at the door once hes done talking #shaking him #go see him you idiot you absolute buffoon you Cannot be a 800yo master strategist and be this clueless !!!!!! #meanwhile dan heng is holing himself up in the archives Wishing he was deserving of the affection he thinks youre just projecting on him #my god they make me Sick

[akimojo]

Every time I stumble across someone trying to argue on whether lightning or serah is the better protagonist I wanna bang my head against the wall

#you fool..... you absolute buffoon... they complement each other in ways you cant even imagine #they way it usually boils down to either #''well serah is more likeable and lightning is mean so serah is better'' #or ''lightning is badass and serah is a total damsel so lightning is better'' #like..... you dont get it..... #first of all its mischaracterization #second of all theyre so motivated by each other that competitively comparing them is useless #third of all. shut up #fjhdjd theyre both incredible characters with amazing character arcs #slandering either one of them WHILE PITTING THEM AGAINST EACH OTHER is like blasphemy to me #final fantasy xiii #sorry to say the fandom is guilty of it too #except here its fsr about femininity??? like what does being feminine or not have to do with being a good character #i dont get it at all

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

gonna be honest, the first time i saw Wally one of my immediate thoughts was "that ascot is the only thing keeping his head attached, isn't it"

#for a full day i convinced myself that if you remove the ascot his head just tumbles off #before i saw the canon art of him w/o it and i was like You Fool You Buffoon Of Course Thats Not A Thing #still. the thought is there #he's headless horsemanning it up in my mind #absolutely unprompted #i hope yall think of this every time you see him

[dekarios]

people think gale would use 3 in 1 shampoo condition body wash ? are u fucking stupid ????

#fray.txt #genuine question . fuck you also #absolute buffoons

[hayaku14]

NO FUCKING WAY I DIED AND GOT SICK FOR TWO MONTHS AND I COME BACK TO RUMORS THAT KAISHIN COUSINS IS CANON NAAAH DONT FUCK WITH ME THAT SHIT SAY IT AINT SO GOSHO I SWEAR TO GOD

#this is so fucking dumb #lmao #spoilers source is unreliable af but lmfao it's such bullshit that toichi and yusaku were separated when they were young cos divorce #LIKE????? #THAT'S UR LITERAL BROTHER AND YOU DIDNT INTRODUCE Y'ALL'S BABIES TO EACH OTHER #nAAAAH THATS BULLSHIT #and yall didnt go to his funeral and yalls kids didnt get to meet??? NAH BULLSHIT LMAOOO GOSHO IF THIS IS TRUE YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING BUFFOON #also If true then im into incest now i dont fucking care #LMAO #prattles #ALSO I LEGIT WAS DYING SICK OUT THERE FOR LIKE TWO MONTHS AND THIS IS WHAT I COME BACK TO AINT NO FUCKING WAAAAY #anyway im better now and will be posting kaishin brainrot again idc gosho i make your cousin boys kiss and fuck each other in my head #i hope you stub your toe on tomorrow's premiere 🥰

[mythallia]

blake takes “idiot in love” to a whole new level

#YOU FOOL #you absolute buffoon #dumb dumb stupid idiot #why do i love yanderes so much #redacted blake #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted the balance #redacted balance

[blowingoffsteam2]

Fellas it ain’t even subtle

#soriku #leaisa #people that use leaisa as cover when they go and shit on sorikus are the biggest clowns of all #leaisa is gay af because they are a blatant parallel of soriku you absolute buffoons #but with way less screentime

[sotiredmostnights]

when i first played pokemon conquest i really loved it, but i couldn't help but wish there was more emphasis on the relationships between the different characters. later on i discovered fire emblem awakening and my god, the way it took everything i loved about conquest and dialed character relationships up to an 11 truly captivated me and i haven't been the same since

#fire emblem #fire emblem awakening #fire emblem heroes #pokemon conquest #it's crazy how i probably never would have tried fire emblem if i didn't play pokemon conquest first #i hadn't really branched out in gaming at that time in my life beyond franchises i was already familiar with. like pokemon or sonic or spyro #but then i started getting into pokemon spinoffs and getting into more nintendo stuff in general #the trailers for fe: fates got me intrigued in fe at first #so i looked at awakening as the only other 3DS fe at the time and saw the grid based combat on the back of the case and thought #huh. looks kinda like pokemon conquest.....🤔🤔🤔 #bought it immediately. #the gamestop cashier said a lot of people were selling their copies of awakening so surely it must not be popular or fun anymore. #you fool. you absolute buffoon.

[shamblingrevenant]

Narita is all of us 🙏✨

#ALSO the way aya got so jealous of him hdnfhdjsbdmf #you fool #you absolute buffoon #he ships y'all XD #aya x mitsuki #the guy she was interested in wasn't a guy at all #the captain's log #megumu narita #istg i've fixed his tag so many times now dgdnsvsnn