#third of all. shut up

[akimojo]

Every time I stumble across someone trying to argue on whether lightning or serah is the better protagonist I wanna bang my head against the wall

#you fool..... you absolute buffoon... they complement each other in ways you cant even imagine #they way it usually boils down to either #''well serah is more likeable and lightning is mean so serah is better'' #or ''lightning is badass and serah is a total damsel so lightning is better'' #like..... you dont get it..... #first of all its mischaracterization #second of all theyre so motivated by each other that competitively comparing them is useless #third of all. shut up #fjhdjd theyre both incredible characters with amazing character arcs #slandering either one of them WHILE PITTING THEM AGAINST EACH OTHER is like blasphemy to me #final fantasy xiii #sorry to say the fandom is guilty of it too #except here its fsr about femininity??? like what does being feminine or not have to do with being a good character #i dont get it at all

[fjalchions]

there’s something so beautiful about how andrew’s first sober smile is for kevin and not neil? it’s “slow” and “cold” but it shows how proud he is of kevin (and like he says, how interesting things are about to be)

#aftg #fjalchions reads #fjalchions #all for the game #like?? it’s such a beautiful scene and this is my third post about these same two pages so i’ll shut up but DAMN #kevin day #andrew minyard #neil josten

[dispotatorulzz]

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#OUGHHH. this was so hard #the background isn't even that good but I could not erase it all and start again a third time #so this i s what you get ‼️‼️‼️‼️ #the loreeee for this IS THAT. #Emizel was running around slipped and fell SO LOUD that viv heard it threw her music and took out her airpods to look around for the noise #thats also why her hand is in that guy's mouth. to shut up his screaming so she can listen better #tw blood #jrwi the suckening #the suckening #jrwi viv #jrwi emizel #CLICK. on it for the quality to go up PLEASE. it looks so bad otherwise 😭😭😭 #i think my canvas was to small or something #MyArt

[sydneys-adamu]

“you make me better at this” it’s almost as if every moment that connects carmy, sydney, and their cooking is one where he’s realizing his relationship with food is really fucked. before her he never really openly acknowledged the fact that until he died the reason he kept cooking and was so hellbent on it was to spite mikey, not because any part of it made him happy, made him terribly miserable actually. “you make me better at this” it’s almost as if when sydney lights up with a new idea he does too, in his own way, starts slowly seeing the culinary world through her earnest eyes. “you make me better at this” and he says this before his depressing diatribe in the walk-in because sydney’s love of food, her love of hospitality is something he’s now openly in admiration of, something he openly aspires to, but seems to think he himself doesn’t deserve. the world syd sees in cooking isn’t a world he thinks he belongs in. the world sydney saw him in when he cooked the best meal of her life is a world he doesn’t even recognize. “you make me better at this” in the short time since he’s met her sydney makes carmen want to love this for the first time the way she does, he just doesn’t know how yet

#this is like the third time I’ve talked about this I am begging someone to tell me to shut! up! #too lazy for all the tags so #sydcarmy #the bear

[nat-20s]

Ideal trio dynamic is 2 people who both have "can't shut the fuck up" disorder + 1 person who fucking LOVES just hanging out and listening to people they love never shutting up

#trust me i have been one of the two who has cant shut up disorder #and having a third person that is there to vibe makes things even better #dhdjskdh also almost all the friendships i have with couples are ones where one is quiet and the other reaches dolphin volumes with me rjdj #shout out to cam + rose and paul + crystal lmaooo

[shepards-folly]

WHO NEEDS GOD WHEN YOU CAN BE WORSHIPPED LIKE ONE?!

#shep arts #content smp #csmp #doctor4t #this was supposed to go up after i finished it but again i went back to sleep so uhm good morning part two here's more contentsmp #my friend said it was a crime for me to draw arathain without R4T cause i talk about them together so much #anyway lol drew this really quick so it doesnt parallel arathains properly also its just kinda wack in some places #i think they were just teasing me but i mean yeah.. I cannot shut the fuck up about them once i get started #honestly i still have no idea how to draw R4T... I think this is like the third time I've drawn him :/ #scratch that actually i dont know how to draw anyone on the csmp and thats a sin I need to atone for #we'll see if i draw more lol. i keep going I should draw this and then not drawing that at all #typical neurodivergent swag moment tbh #btw the caption is roughly taken from attention seeking demon by winchifrost #i think that's the lyric but tbh rn all the stuff bouncing around my head are all just song lyrics but a bit wrong so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[starliteonearth]

So maybe it's all the Megatron/Orion fics I've read but I thought this movie would have them first meet when Megatron is already the rising revolutionary gladiator star. Someone correct me if I'm wrong but do they usually meet this young? Because I was fully prepared for middle aged robots falling in love, discussing and debating philosophy and strategies (low-key flirting), and fathering the revolution together, you know until the great Senate Divorce in which I would have my heart broken into a tiny million pieces watching this iconic married-but-doesn't-know-they-are couple irrevocably split apart and become bitter enemies.

#i'm not necessarily opposed to what i saw in the trailer #but it was just not at all what i was expecting #like the buddy comedy is cute and i can definitely get down with it #i just thought it would be a more serious introspective tone #basically think cherik in x-men first class #and if we still get that then i will shut my ass up #please be that 🤞🤞 #i'm so ready to be a child of divorce a third time #transformers #transformers one #optimus prime #orion pax #megatron #optimus x megatron #megaop

[fractiflos]

Yoichi would definitely have the other users do a group costume for Halloween.

There's only so many group costumes for 9 people though, so they did a Wizard of Oz theme:

Yoichi is Glinda the Good Witch. He enjoys bopping people with the wand.

Second said he didn't care, so Yoichi made him dress up as the Wicked Witch of the West. Look who cares now. Too late. He refused to put on the makeup, but the others tried anyway, so he just has random streaks of green paint on his face.

Third saw what happened to Second and chose to be the Wizard of Oz, since it didn't look to bad. It is also a multi-layered joke that not even he fully gets.

Hikage is the Cowardly Lion. Banjo forced the costume on him, but it was actually really comfortable and he uses it to sleep.

Banjo is the Tin Man. No reason for it, he just thought the costume looked cool.

En was voted to be Toto since he's the shortest. He then went feral and bit Banjo for laughing, further convincing everyone they made the right choice.

Nana is a flying monkey. Everyone was surprised she picked it and was prepared to laugh at her, but she pulled it off really well. She also kept grabbing people and floating them up, then dropping them (not high enough to hurt).

Toshinori is the scarecrow. I think we all know why. Don't worry, he had a lot of fun, and as a bonus, no one recognized him. No one was scared of his face either since they assumed it was part of the costume, so he enjoyed being able to make children smile instead of flinch away in fear.

And finally, Izuku is Dorothy. Yoichi had him do it because he's clearly MC material. "Just ignore him," says Second. That, and he already has the red shoes.

#mha #yoichi shigaraki #He also kept throwing glitter much to everyone else's annoyance #second one for all holder #He grumbled about the costume suiting AFO better so Yoichi had to shut him up with kisses #third one for all holder #He took the time to comb his hair back so Yoichi knows he's taking this seriously #Yoichi thinks it's because he's being nice but really he just doesn't want Yoichi to complain about him not taking the holiday seriously #He isn't but he doesn't want to hear the complaining #hikage shinomori #as long he's in that lion onesie he can sleep anytime anywhere #Standing up | in the middle of a conversation | at dinner | you name it he can fall asleep #daigoro banjo #How does the Tin Man both suit him and not suit him? #en mha #sixth one for all holder #En also find his costume comfy but pretends to hate it for the sake of his single shred of dignity #nana shimura #Anyone who makes fun of her gets dropped from above a cloud #She catches them before they hit the ground because she's still a hero #She just wants to make people fear and respect her. As they should. #yagi toshinori #He loves seeing the smile on kid's faces when he gives them candy #midoriya izuku #He has his notebook in the basket and takes notes on each house to plan next year's route #which has the best candy | the worst candy | impressive decorations | barely any decorations etc. #Jane's Headcanon's

[baeshijima]

DONT REMIND ME OF HERRSCHER OF DOMINANCE

#may the stars guide you <3 #HEAD IN HANDS THE THIRD PHASE IGNORING DEF AND ATTKING ALL ALLIES SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPPPPPPPPP

[phuuca]

LISTEN HERE YOU FUCKS

If/When Jimmy wins, we are calling him Mercury. I am reserving this title for him and I will not be taking criticism.

#I will fight off all of MCYT and Hermitblr for this #I will explain later but I will not be swayed in this decision #trafficblr #traffic smp #limited life #double life #last life #third life #jimmy solidarity #phuuca shut up

[corfisers]

i really need to finish this one day

#one of my fave ideas but i keep getting stuck or starting over. third time's the charm hopefully #anyways. posting it as an excuse to rant because i'm losing my mind over this rn for no reason #incoherent but i just need to Talk or my brain won't shut up #you ever think about how fucked up it is that aoi feels guilty over what happened. i do. i think about her a lot #he can't even look at me. we aren't even blood related but he still had to go to jail because of me. i still love him #in reality none of it is her fault. it shouldn't be about doumeki in the first place. baby girl you were 15 when it happened. #you can say that yashiro is cruel in his dismissiveness (on the surface) of doumeki's trauma but you can see where he's coming from #you got a glimpse of what your sister was going through? of what i went through? and now you're sooo guilty over it? and who does it help? #doumeki's so focused on his own feelings that he ignored aoi when they were living together. “saves” her by pure chance #proceeds to focus on his guilt and ignore her again. if yashiro didn't get involved she'd be sitting in the rain for god knows how long #yet she still loves and to some degree idolizes him #yashiro and aoi both saying that doumeki isn't the type of person to be a yakuza too. doumeki's good doumeki's better than that #and then ch 24 happens. where yashiro says that he's going to throw up and doumeki's response is “i probably won't stop even if you do” #“guess i am like my father after all” and yashiro still goes “you're not. you're pure and im the problem” #(touches doumeki's face. rare gentle gesture. he's gentle afterwards too before leaving. man.) #he's not cruel enough to repeat what he said in the earlier conversation and he doesn't actually believe it anyway #but i wish yashiro was cruel there. it shouldn't have been about doumeki and his feelings. again. #something about yashiro throwing a knife at another person and it flying back at him huh #for all the talk about how doumeki supposedly romanticizes yashiro it really is the other way around. always has been #which is a whole other conversation but yeah. everything about aoi and yashiro in relation to doumeki makes me so fucking sad #but this is also what i mean when i say that aoi doesn't haunt the narrative per se but still has this weird presence? #she's in the parallels. she's in the brief but important mentions. she's in the “your sister was lucky she had you”. #wips tag

[nicollekidman]

Why did she just randomly take Paris and glitch OFF the new cds too I don't understand 😭 lmao

honestly, my first reaction is just like. why are we cheapening the MUSIC that's the whole point. that's why we tolerate the rest of it. why are you, as one of the world's biggest recording artists, playing with the album like it's a mutable construction of silly putty that's not real and it's just sillygoofy to keep adding nonsense and taking things away and rerecording and and and......... the rerecordings were a mistake <3333 we need a reputation 2 so bad like she needs to go dark for 18 months then drop an impeccable record that she leaves completely alone, tours, then moves on. i can't DOOOOO this.

#first there's a second version of the album with basically an entirely new third #that doesn't get a physical release or much mention at all #then we remix #then we rerecord #then we add extra extra tracks #then we change the track list #then we release a totally different physical version #girl shut up and cut a good record #taylor swift

[bespectacledbun]

somehow. somehow. I have more shit for obsidian, a country that CANONICALLY DOESNT HAVE SHIT than I do for benitoite, the "nation of brine and barter"

anyway does anyone wanna offer suggestions on what else benitoie's local economical industries could be cause my brain is fucking fried coming up with all of this

#ikepri worldbuilding tag #I just know my followers are sick and tired of seeing this fucking list for the third day in a row #I promiseeeeee I will shut up. Soon. SOON!!!!! #I'm gonna put all this shit on a separate blog specifically for ikepri worldbuilding and research #that was I'm not being (too) irritating to my followers on here #terrorizing people's timelines with homegrown industries and guild research ahdhdfjfgjhkghjj

[papermonkeyism]

Finnish writing problems, pronoun edition.

So, trying to write RP posts on our DnD group's in-character chat with the big blue nerd.

Using the word "hän" (he/she/singular they) feels overly formal and kinda awkwardly pompous among just normal sounding narration*, as that's mostly used in written language. Using "se" (it) as is the way in spoken Finnish feels weird as well, because this is text and not speech, and the character isn't human while still being a person, so it's kinda double headscratcher. Using the character's race is special brand of awkward, as dragonborn translated to Finnih is lohikäärmesyntyinen which is just So Dang Many Syllables long. In the end I keep cycling through just the character's name (Verna), class ("velho" as in wizard) and "tämä" (this)

Kinda feels like playing as a kid and using tämä/se/tuo (this/it/that) as kinda substitute pronouns for I/you/he-she-they-it speaking kinda past one's self and about the characters. Don't even know if English does that too, I just find it kinda fascinating to think about.

* I have a habit of typing my texts as in spoken Finnish instead of the proper book language, but those two are pretty different dialects anyway and the more I think about mixing the two the weirder it gets.

#shut up paper #Paper is Finnish #we have no gender specific pronouns and even human specific hän is technically a loan word #as spoken Finnish has kept the ancient quirk of using the equivalent of 'it' as a general third person pronoun #for all things beings and people alike #anyway it's my turn to answer and I got side tracked by linguistics

[kinard-buckley]

a truly terrible idea has latched hold of my gremlin brain which is, buck and tommy do break up so that buck can pursue eddie because either tommy thinks buck is in love with eddie or buck feels like he should be with eddie because everyone else keeps suggesting there's something more there BUT buck/eddie getting together changes their dynamic so much that neither of them are enjoying themselves (and they're worrying about losing what made their friendship so special because of all the changes to the dynamic) AND buck and tommy keep hooking up [air quotes] platonically (with tommy stumbling into inconvenient feelings and pining pathetically for buck while fucking him) while buck struggles to sort out intense feelings toward eddie (which obviously have to be romantic of course) vs. his calm, more settled feelings toward tommy (they're not as intense as his feelings about eddie so they can't possibly be romantic) blah blah long story slightly less long but buck realizes he's been in love with tommy the whole time and was having trouble separating strong but platonic feelings for eddie from his romantic feelings toward tommy and then tommy's like "newsflash asshole i've been in love with you the whole goddamn time"

i'll never write it because it's irredeemably stupid and i value my peace but it IS sitting in my hindbrain tormenting me right now

#thank you for coming to my ted talk #i'm not tagging this bc i don't want it showing up in any show or ship tags but............................... #terrible evil plotbunny free to a good home #nobody ever writes about the friends who get together bc 'why not everyone else already thinks we're dating' and then it doesn't work out #because the dynamic changes SO MUCH that you're not sure if it was such a good idea in the first place #now add a third person to the mix that you like but aren't sure how you feel about them #not sure if eddie would be aware it's casual and non exclusive or if there'd be miscommunication leading to angst #honestly this is just me venting my frustrations with those breakup fics masqueraring as b*cktommy that have tommy #graciously sacrificing himself on the altar of b*ddie's true love and stepping aside magnanimously #that's not interesting to me to read even as a b*ddie shipper #if buck and tommy have to break up let it be real and messy because real people are real and messy #let tommy fight for buck even if it doesn't end up working out #let buck and eddie feel guilty because buck did genuinely care about tommy and eddie does like him as a friend #let tommy cut both of them off because even though he likes both of them he still has feelings and it hurts seeing them together #let tommy be petty about showing off a new love interest or fwb and how much happier he is with this guy than he was with buck #let buck wonder if he made the right choice or not bc he didn't ever want to hurt tommy #he only convinced himself tommy would be completely fine with the breakup because he needed him to be fine so that he could do it guilt fre #let eddie wonder if they made the right choice or not bc while he finally has what he's wanted for years it did hurt someone he really like #maybe it'll all work out in the end for buck and eddie AND tommy but i just want it to feel real and not overly polished and sanitized #and no one is hurt or upset or petty or flawed #anyway #i like mess #don't @ me #i might have to write this now but i don't want to be chased off with pitchforks and torches #text #shut up giallos

[svtskneecaps]

i'm mourning the loss of purgatory's Government Assigned Team Dynamics (because i'm a sucker for shaking up dynamics and the forced interactions of people who may not otherwise have spoken) so please indulge me with your dream egg parenting group i'll start, bagi tina and rivers [i'm right]

#qsmp #i have REASONS okay it's more than vibes #first of all any good egg polycule needs its touchstone its Daily Logger someone who can be relied on to KEEP THE DAMN THING FROM DYING #(of neglect specifically) #bagi logs in every weekday she's extremely consistent and she's already proven to be smitten with these eggs. bagi's the touchstone #tina's a 'wobbler'; she's consistent but not a daily logger so she can be relied on if bagi's out for a week #between the two of them i have full faith they can keep the kid from neglect and spoil the kid to pieces #but vic you might say what about rivers wouldn't she just be third wheeling on bagina WRONG #well maybe right but WRONG because eggs have personalities of their own!!!! they're little people!!!! #if rivers is third wheeling then SO IS THE EGG THEY'RE IN THIS TOGETHER #anyway rivers at least at the moment is what i like to call a Wildcard #when she does or doesn't log in is pretty random and sporadic and inconsistent #that might change if she had an egg idk i don't know enough about her because she's a WILDCARD 😭 #but anyway having bagi and tina as reliably keeping their kid from dying of neglect means she's free to keep her stream schedule #considering bagi interacting with egg trump at dia de muertos i think we can safely say she's not going to let rivers be erased as parent #probably would function like a roier-jaiden situation; bobby wasn't any less jaiden's son even though she didn't log as consistently as roi #AND IT WOULD FORCE RIVERS TO INTERACT WITH THE SERVER. I MISS HER DAMNIT. MY SPANISH ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH AND I MISS HER. #shut up vic #block game brainrot #but yeah rivers can keep her streaming schedule and still come to hang out with her egg kid when she's able #i lost the plot there bc tumblr's glitching on my phone bc it updated ios last night and everything's bugged to hell #i can't see tags after i write them it's wack as fuck #my secret secondary take is tubbo and pol have to be in the same government assigned parent group #tubbo seems to function better as weird uncle / fun godparent so having pol there is him as TUBBO'S touchstone in terms of the mature one #then tubbo and pol as consistent loggers can be the rest of the group's touchstone in terms of the kid not dying to neglect #long tags