#Yoketron is a good dad

[final-milf-ratchet]

Prowl giving birth to the easiest, nicest babies ever is so funny, considering how he used to be a punk and how he's so.. calm, now. Surely because of the whole connecting with nature thing.. Optimus is a great uncle to the twins but also.. not ? he can't resist them at all, so anything they want he'll give them.. spoiled little ones, but since they're so easy and perfect little sparklings.. they can be spoiled.

Listen. Prowl was a nightmare as a sparkling, I know this in my heart. Absolutely horrible, his caretakers wish they used a condom. And then he grew up to be a punk and didn't straighten out until Yoketron trapped him in the dojo like a feral cat and domesticated him.

His kids on the other hand? Little angels, the kinda kids where if they're upset all you gotta do it rock them for a little bit and they calm down. They're used to being held by the team all the time so they're good with other people holding them.

They are SO spoiled!! Optimus will be their favorite uncle until they day they die because all they have to do is look at him like this 🥺🥺 and he folds like a wet blanket!!! Even when their grown adults he still does it! He's not allowed to babysit alone because he will let them stay up until 2 am and eat cyber-ice cream for dinner!!!

It balances out in the end I think, Optimus is the worst when it comes to spoiling them but their overall good kids. Jazz would be a fantastic dad I think. Having so many hands on deck really helps when it comes too watching the kids... Maybe their parents might slip away for some more relaxing mediation 😉

Ratchet: where are you going?

Prowl: uhhhhhh

#tfa jazzprowl #jazz #tfa jazz #prowl #tfa prowl #jazzprowl #optimus prime #tfa optimus #tf sparklings #jazzprowl sparklings #the call back to cybertron where jazz admits to knocking prowl up would be SO funny #ask

[mythicaldemigoddess-of-deltarune]

TFA Theory: Sari Sumdac Has Two Dads, Professor Isaac Sumdac & Megatron

[Note: Do Not Reblog Without Permission.] 

any fan who looks at the obvious evidence, that Sari didn’t just appear in Professor Isaac Sumdac’s lab, no...

her protoform was literally born in his lab, the same lab that he kept Megatron’s head in, which we know that Cybertronians can have protoforms two ways,

either by how the Autobots do it, by taking too much from of the living metal from within the planet and thus ending up hurting Cybertron and possibly not letting it heal and regenerate properly, and it’s possible that Decepticons have more sense than to do that...

 the other way for protoforms, besides misusing the living metal that is part of the planet of Cybertron, that the Autobots from the TFA Universe have rudely done...

is by Asexual Reproduction, like Budding.

in theory, a Cybertronian can go through the budding process even if their body is dead or very close to it.

before bringing back online, thanks to Sari’s key...

Megatron’s Head had went through a budding stage, where it gave “birth” to a small newborn protoform, and that protoform being Sari’s Baby Self.

 Sari might be the first naturally born protoform in a very very VERY long time, but instead of being born on Cybertron, she was born on Earth instead.

 in theory, natural born protoforms could get a spark from the parent that gave “birth” to them, as well as a secondary parent that they could scan if the possible secondary parent ends up touching the newborn protoform.

and the secondary parent of Sari, so happens to be Isaac Sumdac.

and even if Megatron is a Mech, I can’t help but view him as not only being Sari’s Other Dad, but like the Mom as well...

we know that baby protoforms are also called Sparkling and Hatchling,

in one of the Transformers Live Action Movies, the Hatchlings make their first appearance.

Sari’s newborn protoform self, was likely like a Sparkling.

and there is no way that she came from that dojo that had all those  Sparkless Protoforms, none of those protoforms were natural born protoforms that all start out like small like human babies.

even if the Autobots from the series are suppose to be the “Good Guys”, but are we really sure that the Autobots who are in charge of leading Cybertron and the rest of the Autobot Civilians, are the real good guys...?

they keep making more Autobots by misusing the living metal in the planet Cybertron, and who knows how longs it’s been since there was a protoform born through budding instead of what the Autobots have been doing to make more protoforms.

how Sari could of gotten her own spark, might have to do with the essence of Megatron’s spark being transferred in his head, which when his head went through the budding process, some of the essence went into Sari’s protoform self and formed a spark.

and then when Professor Sumdac touched the protoform, Sari’s protoform self not only took some of his DNA and reformed into a Baby Human, she also scan something else, that formed a type of “Spark” that merged with the spark that came from the essence of Megatron.

so Sari would end up being both of those two’s actual daughter, her CNA comes from Megatron, while her DNA comes from her Dad, Isaac Sumdac.

her techno-organic genetics and heritage, comes from both Isaac and Megatron.

another reason to not believe that she was the same as those protoforms that were being guarded in that dojo of Yoketron...

is because all those protoforms were much bigger and weren’t the size of a human baby, and they didn’t have closed optics, because those fully grown, sparkless protoforms, didn’t have optics or a mouth.

the baby protoform that was Sari, looked like she had closed optics even if she was just born.

Megatron was in that same lab that Isaac found Sari in, and the only way a baby protoform/sparkling would appear like that, is if their Cybertronian parent had just had them by Asexual Reproduction/Budding.

and we know that have been some fans who have figured this out already, even if it was never confirmed in the last season or in the canon.

but fans know that Megatron is Sari’s Other parent, and it couldn’t be Optimus or Ratchet, because those two were in stasis the whole time under a lake with Bumblebee, Bulkhead and Prowl.

so the only Cybertronian who could of gave “birth” to Sari during that time before other Autobots and Decepticons ended up coming to the planet Earth in the TFA Universe, is Megatron himself.

Megatron could always be called “Mom”, I mean Liara T’Soni from Mass Effect  calls one of her Moms “Father”, you know, the one who runs a bar and who’s Dad was a Krogan, so Liara’s Grandpa was a Krogan...  

so if Liara can call one of her Asari Mothers, by “Dad” or “Father”...

then Sari can call Megatron by “Mother” and “Mom”...

is it weird to picture Starscream laughing about that...?

like him finding some form of enjoyment in hearing Sari call Megatron “Mom”...

well Mass Effect has shown that even some Asari, can go by “Father” and “Dad”, so this could also imply for some Cybertronians, even if some of them are Mechs.

besides knowing that Sari is the daughter of Megatron and Isaac Sumdac...

it’s possible that if a Cybertronian does go offline, either being in a coma type offline or like the dead type...

their body might still have some form of life essence going through it,

and this would be enough to allow them to go through the Asexual Reproduction Budding Stage, and bring into existence a natural born protoform, that would be the size of a human baby.

some of the spark essence that was originally part of the parent, would then be transferred into the baby protoform.

another way for a secondary parent to be the parent of the baby protoform, might be if they take a small fragment spark from their own full spark, and merge it with a small fragment spark from the parent that went through the budding stage...

then they would place the very small spark that makes up both fragments from each of their spark, and then place into the baby protoform and let it merge with the spark that is made out of the essence that comes from the Mother.

even if the “Mother” Cybertronian were to have already joined the well of allsparks or like the pit, it is likely what is left of their body, would still end up going through the budding stage.

like if Blitzwing were to go through the budding stage, and if a fully grown up Sari would end up touching the baby protoform, it would end up scanning both her DNA & CNA....and that would end up making her Blitzwing’s Baby Protoform’s Other Parent.

another reason why Megatron wanted to take back Cybertron, was possibly to stop the Autobots own leaders from misusing the planet, and it might of been a good thing that Lockdown had took the protoforms from the dojo.

the Autobots from TFA, were both the Heroes and Villains this whole time...

well more like those who run the planet Cybertron, while the rest of the Autobots are clueless and don’t know that their leaders are corrupted and hurting their home planet.

and Ultra Magnus has been around a lot longer, and is possibly much older than Ratchet, and he might know that before the Autobots started to misuse the living metal in the planet to make more protoforms, he knew that both Autobots and Decepticons made more protoforms through budding.

it’s possible that Ultra Magnus as always been a corrupt leader, maybe like Megatron’s Predecessor.

if the Decepticons are able to still go through the budding stage, they possibly send their newborn offspring to a safe sanctuary that has Decepticons who don’t really fight, but watch over and protect the children.

the reason why the Autobots haven’t went through the budding stage for a million cycles, could be from some form of sterilization thanks to Ultra Magnus.

Ultra Magnus possibly made it so that no Autobot could go through the Asexual Reproduction Stage, and that they only believe that all protoforms have always come from the living metal that comes from one of the canyons of Cybertron.

like it could turn out, that before a spark is placed into the new protoforms (that aren’t natural born baby protoforms.), Ultra Magnus places a sterilization program into the protoform that was made from the living metal from inside Cybertron.  

the Decepticons do not have this sterilization program, and so they can still go through the budding stage and in TFA’s canon, are possibly the only Cybertronians that can still have a sparkling this way.

this would also mean that all Autobots, including Optimus’s Team, the twins: Jetfire & Jetstorm and a lot of the Autobots that weren’t in the same generation as Ultra Magnus, were all infected by sterilization.

even if Blackarachnia is a Decepticon, but she was originally a Autobot called Elita One, and it might be possible she could still have the sterilization program in her, and it might not of been fixed or got rid of, even if she did become half organic and a decepticon.

another reason why Blackarachnia might have a distrusts to her former fellow Autobots, besides what Optimus did by leaving her behind when she was still Elita One...

is that she found out that Ultra Magnus used a sterilization program on all of the new protoforms that were created artificially and came from the living metal from the canyon of Cybertron.

the artificial protoforms that are made by the use of the living metal from Cybertron, could still be able to make more protoforms once they become either Autobots or Decepticons, but if they are giving a sterilization program when they are still sparkless protoforms, this would make sure that none of the Autobots find out the truth, and Ultra Magnus doing this, could be a crime.

and if any of the other Autobots who were born in the same generation as Ultra Magnus, knew about what he was doing, but never even tried to stop him from sterilizing the new Autobots and keeping them from going through the budding stage, then they are just as guilty as Ultra Magnus is.

the sterilization program being used on the protoforms, that weren’t natural born protoforms, was possibly created by a Autobot Scientist and was possibly was going to be used on the Decepticons until Ultra Magnus had other plans for it, to make perfect Autobots to fight the Decepticons, so Ultra Magnus had the Autobot Scientist change the program slightly by having it infect the protoforms that would be made by using the living metal from the canyon in Cybertron.

Ultra Magnus possibly didn’t want to wait until a natural protoform/sparkling/hatchling is all grown up to finally become a Autobot...

so he thought of another way for a Protoform to become a Autobot faster, even if it meant taking away all Autobot’s ability to go through the budding stage that let’s them have offspring.

new Autobots that were born from the at first Sparkless Protoforms,

who were given the sterilization program, possibly form into Teenage Autobots when they first come online, Ultra Magnus possibly made this so, so when the protoform did transform into a Autobot, they would have a fully mature mind and spark.

even if the Cybertronian ends up forming as a Teenager, they could still end up growing and aging like natural born Cybertronians.

if I had to guess how old Prowl was when he was brought to Yoketron,

well both physically and mentally, I would say in human years, he would be about 16 years old, but it’s possible his spark had been placed into his protoform body that had the sterilization program, maybe about a month or so ago in Cybertronian time...

Bulkhead being part of a farm, possibly was allowed to stay on the farm for a few cycles before being send to the Autobot Boot Camp.

all other new Autobots that were born from the Artificial Protoforms that aren’t the natural born protoform/sparkling, possibly are send to a type of Autobot High School, which each classroom having a Arcee as a teacher.

Autobots like Bulkhead, are possibly not send to the same school as other Autobots, but he could of still been taught by a Arcee, but the classes were outside instead of inside.

Autobots that come from the energon farm, even if they do end up having classes outside with their own Arcee teacher, they still end up being send to the same place as the Autobots that have classes inside a building.

and that would be to the Autobot Boot Camp.

all the Autobots that were formed from the Artificially formed protoforms that were originally sparkless and were possibly given a sterilization program and a aging protoform to make them into teenager autobots that were around 16 stellar cycles old, so they could join the Autobot cause much faster...

are all victims of corrupted leaders of Cybertron, that are part of Ultra Magnus’s generation.

Yoketron, is possibly around Ratchet’s age, and was possibly not born in the same generation as Ultra Magnus.

and if Yoketron had known about the dark secret that Ultra Magnus was hiding, he would possibly want to make things right and try to fix all Autobots from their sterilization.

even if some might disagree with my theory, but I believe that the Decepticons from TFA, weren’t the true bad guys, and the true bad guys were possibly the Autobots that were the head leaders of Cybertron, and that would be Ultra Magnus and any other Autobots that were born in the same generation as him...

like Alpha Trion, but if it were possible, he might of been kept in the dark about why all of a sudden the new generation of Autobots were all sterile and haven’t once showed signs of the budding stage.                                

 but if Alpha Trion did find out the truth, he might have Ultra Magnus and the Autobot Scientist involved, thrown in the stockade for life.

I believe this theory could be true, and I fan headcanon it.

Megatron was able to go through the budding stage, and become the parent of Sari, and making up two of her Dads, but Isaac Sumdac is the Dad that raised her.

I still like the idea of Megatron being called “Mom” by Sari, if Liara can call one of her Asari Moms by “Father”, then  Sari can call one of her Dads by “Mom”...

all fans who had seen the lab that Megatron’s head was in, and even heard the story on how Isaac found Sari’s liquid metal body protoform in that very same lab, know to put two and two together, and know that the protoform came from Megatron, who went through the budding stage that happens for all Cybertronians, well those who weren’t infected by a sterilization program thanks to Ultra Magnus, who wanted Autobot Soldiers more sooner rather than wait until the protoform children are fully grown up.

the Decepticons (save for Blackarachnia) don’t have the sterilization program, and can still have newborn protoforms by budding, and if a Decepticon were to end up going into the budding stage in the middle of the battle, then they would be ordered to take themself and their newborn son/daughter/offspring out of the battle and to the sanctuary where all young ones are being kept safe, and possibly has their own Arcee to act as a Nanny, but that version of a Arcee might have red eyes and might come in purple and magenta colors instead of white and pink.                                                                                          

 so yeah my theory is that in the TFA, Ultra Magnus is the True Villain and has lied to all of the new generation of Autobots, and possibly even some who were part of his generation who have wondered why all the new Autobots have become sterile, and not knowing that while Ultra Magnus might of suggested making new Autobots by using the living metal from one of the canyons of Cybertron, they might of not known that Ultra Magnus had installed the sterilization program into those protoforms, keeping them from going through the budding stage, and making the other elder leaders of Cybertron believe that the sterilization is something that all the new Autobots are being born with, and there is no cure for it.

but the new Autobots weren’t born with it, they were infected by a sterilization program thanks to Ultra Magnus, who once again, didn’t want to wait for a sparkling to fully grow, and wanted perfect Autobot Soldiers right away, so he not only had the sterilization program installed into the sparkless protoform bodies, but also a program that had the bodies and even the sparks that would be placed into those protoform bodies, age to 16 stellar cycles old.

it could be unknown if there are some Autobots who knew about Ultra Magnus’s dark secret in stopping Autobots from going through the budding stage and making the artificial protoformed infected by a sterilization program and a program that makes them age up to 16 stellar cycles old...

but if some higher rank Autobots did know about Ultra Magnus’s dark secret, it wouldn’t be Jazz or Sentinel...

he would likely only trust those from his oldest inner circle who would understand why he did what he did, and possibly agree with him...

even if what he did was wrong and hurt every Autobot who lives on Cybertron, because they don’t know that their leader Ultra Magnus is corrupted and caused half of the Cybertronians to be sterile, while the other half that makes up the Decepticons are all still fertile, save for Blackarachnia who still has the sterile program in her...

so yeah, the Decepticons of TFA aren’t really evil and possibly wanted to stop the corruption on Cybertron, and Ultra Magnus is possibly the true villain this whole time.

one of the reasons why the Allspark was send away from Cybertron, was because Ultra Magnus might of known that by keeping the Allspark on the planet, it could end up curing and getting rid of the sterilization program and allowing the new Autobots to go through budding stage.

and even if Optimus did bring back the Allspark back to Cybertron, I wouldn’t be surprise if Ultra Magnus found some kind of excuse to send the Allspark off world again to make sure it doesn’t get rid of the sterilization program.

too bad they didn’t make another season, well even if they didn’t make a canon new season, there is always the fan made version in the fanon.

Sari might be the first natural born protoform in a very long time, and the Decepticons who are all fertile, might of found ways to keep themselves from going through budding, by a type of chip that they placed in the chest part of their bodies...

even Megatron had this chip, but since both his head and body were separated, this meant that just his head could go through the budding stage but his body still had the chip.

it might be a weird and crazy theory, but it would make sense if the Decepticons decided to try to stop the budding because they didn’t want to put any of their children in danger, so they made chips that would keep them from going through the budding stage but also wouldn’t harm their fertility and would still let them have sparklings if they should take the chips out of their bodies.

Sari could be immune to the sterilization program, because of her techno-organic nature.

Megatron might not even know that Sari is his daughter as well, and not just Isaac Sumdac’s daughter, and this known fact is only shown in the fanon where it is revealed that Megatron is Sari’s Other Parent/Dad....

if they do decide to bring back Transformers Animated, and give them a canon new season, maybe they can reveal that Megatron is Sari’s Other Parent...

which I’m still gonna call Megatron, Sari’s Mom.

Megatron being called the Mom of Sari, is my Fan Headcanon. XD                                                                             

#transformers animated #transformers theory #sari sumdac #isaac sumdac #megatron tfa #asexual reproduction #budding #protoform #hatchling #sparkling #fan headcanon #do not reblog without permission

[silkling]

So, @pastelpaperplanes, I did it again. Apparently a) I have no self control, and b) my brain wouldn’t stop screaming at me till I wrote this. The song for this drabble is at the end of the post, but be warned there’s a very minor twist after the “keep reading”, so try not to spoil yourself by getting to it early. I hope you all enjoy this! (Maybe now my little gremlin brain will let me go back to my Dojo Ghost Prowl AU)

Yoketron watched Lockdown with a critical eye, stepping in when the youngling’s stance was too wide to nudge his feet closer. His student looked at him, eyes curios and demanding an explanation. The ninja smiled, fond. This was why Lockdown was one of his favorite students. The young mech always wanted to learn and understand. He didn’t mindlessly listen and obey, but rather questioned so he could better know why things were done instead of just how they were done. It was refreshing.

He blinked, both he and Lockdown freezing in place when there was a knock at the door. That was...unusual. He’d always made it very clear that he wasn’t to be disturbed when he was in a lesson, unless it was a true emergency. He glanced at his student, pondering his next actions for only a moment before nodding. “Lockdown, you may take a break. I will see if this is not something I can solve without halting your lesson.” When the youngling nodded and folded himself down to begin a series of easy stretches, Yoketron turned and walked to the door. He blinked, resignation settling in his chest as he was greeted with who was on the other side.

It was his son, Prowl, held in the arms of his most recent caretaker. His very frazzled looking caretaker. The femme made a sound of manic hysteria, shoving the infant into his Sire’s chest as soon as she saw him. He brought his arms up on reflex, hands curling around the small frame as he allowed his son’s back to settle into the curve of his arm. “I can’t do this anymore!” the wild looking caretaker wailed. “That is not a normal sparkling! I quit!” With that, she whirled around and sped off as if the Unmaker himself were at her heels.

Yoketron stared after her for a moment, then with one hand he slid the door shut and turned an unimpressed look onto his son. “Again, little one? That is the third caretaker in a month. You cannot keep doing this.” he scolded. Though, it clearly had no effect, because the little bot only looked pleased at the attention being directed to him. Prowl gave a soft whuff of a breath, one hand lifting and pressing the knuckle of his thumb to his mouth as he stared up at his Sire.

The Dojo Master heaved a sigh, briefly turning his gaze heavenwards as if praying to Primus for some form of a sign. His son wasn’t a poorly behaved sparkling, not really. He never screamed, or cried, or broke things. He never made a mess, and was he really was very quiet and peaceable. If he had done any of those things, then Yoketron knew that caretakers would be able to handle him. But no. His son acted out in more...discreet ways. He refused to listen to anything that was asked of him. He stared his caretakers into a terrified silence whenever they tried to talk to him. He somehow appeared suddenly in front of them in places they hadn’t left him. He got into extremely dangerous situations that his panicked caretakers would take ages to figure out how to fix and wander off to disappear while they were doing the fixing. He deliberately hid from them, doing it so well that none of them could ever find him and they had to get his Sire to find and retrieve him. He even hid their belongings. Rather than be loud and destructive, Prowl had mastered the art of infant physiological warfare. So far, he had driven 18 separate caretakers into a stress induced breakdown. Well, now 19, he supposed.

“You are, I think, far too attached to me for anyone’s good.” Yoketron informed his son succinctly. Prowl just tiled his head curiously as his Sire looked down at him, then wrinkled his nose and sneezed. He looked very irritated at his body’s action once he’d done so. Yoketron sighed, shaking his head before he turned back to his student. Unfortunately, there was no one else in the Dojo who could take care of Prowl right now. That meant that for today, at least, he had to keep his son with him.

Lockdown had finished his stretches, and by now was staring curiously. “Who’s that?” The youngling asked, head tilted as he padded over slowly. Yoketron hummed, lowering his arms so his student could get a better look at his child.

“My son and heir.” he remarked dryly. “He is very fond of me and absolutely no one else. I’ve yet to find a caretaker who can handle him for more than a week. The longest lasted a month, I believe.” he sighed.

Lockdown just blinked, staring at the sparkling. His plating was thin and dull, his colors not yet fully settled and intense as they’d be on an older mech. It made his coloring look softer, which combined with rounded, squishy features made the small bot look very unthreatening. “This pipsqueak is that much of a terror?” he asked incredulously. “What does he even do that’s so bad? Throw a few too many tantrums?”

Yoketron only sighed. “I only wish that were the case, my student.” he stated, turning his head to give his son a look. “No, this little menace has somehow mastered his own unique form of psychological warfare.”

Lockdown stared at the sparkling, who had turned his head to pin him with a startlingly intense look. After a moment, the infant’s eyes narrowed, as if deciding he didn’t like this smaller-than-an-adult newcomer. “...he what.” he deadpanned. “How does a baby even use psychological warfare?” he asked.

His master only sighed. “That, I do not know. He is far to smart for his own good.” he grumbled, then straightened and tucked his son more firmly into his chest with one arm, his other lifting to place a hand on his student’s shoulder. “I apologize, Lockdown, but I will have to keep him with me for the remainder of your lesson.” he said.

The youngling only shrugged. “Don’t matter to me. Not like there’s much time left to it today anyway.” At Yoketron’s gesture, the youngling returned to the center of the mat. The older ninja paced around the younger, eyes narrowed and focused.

“Metallikato, Forms 34 and 56.” he instructed. Lockdown nodded, then obediently shifted through them. Yoketron watched his student with a critical eye, calling out corrections where they were necessary, but otherwise remaining silent. A glance at his son showed that the sparkling was starring unerringly at Lockdown, his gaze sharper and more intense than most youngling’s his age would be. Yoketron knew his son was observing, and learning as much as he could at his current level of mental and physical ability.

Prowl was a clever sparkling, with more cunning than even some adults Yoketron knew. He didn’t have complete mobility yet, and his limbs were still soft with infancy, but already he could see his son’s frame beginning to develop its own hidden strengths. He knew the sparkling would grow into a powerful ninja one day. Perhaps, one even more so than himself.

He returned his attention to his student, continuing to give out forms for the youngling to practice, until their lesson came to an end. Lockdown turned, bowing his his mentor before leaving the room. Alone with his son, Yoketron turned his attention to Prowl, who only looked deeply pleased that Lockdown was gone. Yes, the infant was far to attached to his Sire.

Yoketron only gave a huff of laughter, shaking his head and carrying his son to his room. Prowl’s crib was in the corner, but the ninja simply ignored it in favor of grabbing his favorite scroll from the shelf and settling on his bed to read. He had long mastered the ability to read his scrolls one handed, so one arm remained curled under his son as he settled against his pillows and opened the scroll. He read for a while, stopping only when the clock on his nightstand informed him it was time to eat.

He went to the kitchen, grabbing dinner for both himself and Prowl, before returning to his room. After he ate, he prepared Prowl’s bottle of sparkling energon and fed it to him, watching fondly as the little bitlet gripped at the nozzle of the bottle with small hands and suckled almost lazily. When the sparkling finished, Yoketron quickly returned the dishes to the kitchen before he returned to his room. There, he made his way back to the bed, settling in comfortably. He ignored the scroll for a moment, curling both arms under his son and lowering his head to look the infant in the eye.

Prowl stared at him, burbling softly and reaching out with a little hand to grab his father’s nose. He gave a tiny, pleased coo at his success. Yoketron’s gaze became infinitely softer as a delighted smile pulled the sparkling’s lips, humming gently as his son babbled something at him. He pulled his nose free, then lifted his head and pressed a kiss to Prowl’s forehead, in the middle of the tiny chevron. “You may be trouble, my little one, but I am so very pleased to call you mine.” he murmured fondly.

He settled the infant against his chest again, directly over his heart since he knew Prowl liked to listen to his heartbeat. He freed one arm, then reached for the scroll again. This was perhaps his favorite story. Prowl was too young for it yet, but Yoketron had read it countless times. The scroll told the tale of an old man who was beloved by his family. He had only one child, but he considered all in his house to be family, though of course his most beloved family member was his son. One day, a terrible calamity swept the land. A drought so bad and so hot the ground burned the feet of those who walked it. The old man, who remembered the old tales that most of the town had forgotten, knew what he had to do.

He went to the old temple in the forest, and prayed to the gods to save his home and his family. The gods had answered, but they had demanded a price. The old man would be forgotten by the town, as if he had never existed at all. He was distraught, but when he remembered his weakening son he agreed. It rained the very next day, and all in the town forgot who the old man had ever been. All of then, that is, except for his son, for he too knew the old stories and had always carried a protective talisman with him. When he realized that no one remembered his beloved father, and that the rain had come so suddenly, he knew it was the work of the gods. He went to the temple himself, and demanded the return of his father. The gods, who had spirited the old man away so he could be truly forgotten, were surprised. They had not expected anyone to remember, had not expected anyone to stand against their magic. The gods refused, however, for a deal had been struck and the son had played no part in it. Then they retreated to their own realm, leaving the son alone.

The son, overwhelmed by grief, abandoned his home and struck out to find the gods. He would have his father returned, even if he would die doing it. And so the son travelled for years and years, always trying to chase down the gods who had stolen his father from him. Along the way, he found on old falcon who became attached to him, and stayed by his side for his journey. What he didn’t know was that the falcon was his father, who the gods had given a new shape to ensure his old life would be forgotten by all who might know him. The son and the falcon travelled long and far, and there were many records of their adventures in the many towns which they took rest in. No one knew what became of the son, but some say that in the dark of the night, if you go to the last place he had been seen alive, you can see two pale, misted falcons, flying into the moonlight above.

It was a story of love and fatherhood and loss, and though there was no happy ending, or even any true ending at all, Yoketron had always enjoyed the deeper meanings of the story. By the time he finished the scroll, night had fallen and the rest of the Dojo was quiet and peaceful with sleep. The ninja stood, returning the scroll to its place and stepping towards the crib. Immediately, Prowl made a noise of discontent, and Yoketron heaved a sigh. He didn’t want to deal with his son’s stubbornness tonight. So, he simply turned to his bed, placing Prowl down on it so he could get them both dressed in sleeping clothes. Then he picked his son up, tucking them both under the covers and pulling Prowl to his chest. He knew Prowl would not fall asleep easily, but he had one trick that always worked.

Yoketron lifted his son closer to himself, humming deep in his chest. Immediately, the little one’s attention snapped to him, rapt. He smiled, warm and fond, and lowered his head to press his forehead to his son’s. Prowl’s eyes closed at the soothing hum he heard from his Sire, though he obviously wasn’t falling asleep. Yoketron’s lips twitched into a bigger smile, and as he stared at his son he opened his mouth to croon an old lullaby.

“Goodnight my angel, time to close your eyes...”

Prowl woke with the echoes of an ancient lullaby in his ears. A song he’d thought he’d forgotten years ago. He stared at his ceiling, his room deep and dark enough to tell him that it was still night out, and wondered why he was awake. There was a breeze from the cracked open window, and his cheeks felt cool. He startled, sitting up slowly and lifting his fingers to touch his cheek. They came away damp, and his sleep-heavy mind struggled to understand why.

Something dropped to the blanket pooled on his lap. He looked down, noting a small wet spot, as if a drop of water had soaked into the fabric. He stared down, uncomprehending, and another joined it. That’s when it clicked. He was crying. His cheeks were wet with tears. Tears he was still shedding. But why...?

Then he remembered his dream. His Sire. It hadn’t been a dream, it had been a memory. An old one. He didn’t know how he was able to remember that. He’d been so young. He shuddered, still able to hear the peaceful rumble of Yoketron’s voice as he crooned that old lullaby. Without realizing it, he found himself grabbing the old ribbon from under his pillow, the only scrap of his Sire he had left. He clutched it in a fist, bringing his hands to press the heels of his palms into his eyes as he choked on a sob. He had forgotten that his Sire used to sing him that lullaby. It had always soothed him, even when he’d been big enough to think he didn’t need soothing.

Another ugly sob tore from his throat, and his shoulders shook as he fought to silence himself. He missed the Dojo. He missed the gardens. He missed the training hall. He missed the smell of old paper and ancient, well treated wood. He missed the sounds of training. He missed the peace. He missed Jazz him. He missed his Sire. He missed that lullaby. He missed home.

Prowl forced himself to lie down, curling his hands into his chest and rolling onto his side. He shuddered and heaved as he cried silently, his pillow soaking in the tears that fell. He screwed his eyes shut, knowing it wouldn’t help, but wanting only to fall back asleep and forget this breakdown ever happened.

He did drift off, eventually. As another breeze swept into his room through his open window and dried his tears, his mind, half-asleep and unfocused, could almost hear the echoes of a song on the wind that caressed his cheeks.

“Someday we'll all be gone

But lullabies go on and on

They never die

That's how you and I will be....”

✧

Also, probably fairly obvious, but the song for this drabble is Lullaby (Goodnight, My Angel) by Billy Joel. Listen and W E E P.

#transformers animated #cops and mobs au #tfa yoketron #tfa prowl #tfa lockdown #baby prowl is a tiny terror gremlin #he just really wants Yoketron #but ONLY Yoketron #he thinks everyone else can just fuck right off #and if they don’t leave he MAKES then leave #but he breaks them down to tears first #he’s a hazard to everyone but his dad #oh look I made myself sad #take this fluff and then remember what happens later #apparently this is my life now #Yoketron is a good dad #lockdown cameo! #I had to make up an explanation as to why Lockdown wouldn’t recognize prowl #also he never learned his name when he was a baby #LOOK AT WHAT YOU DESTROYED LOCKDOWN #someone get Prowl help please #I was fueled by my own tears

[hibiscera]

Prowl Is Yoketron’s Child.

#starts crying.... #i will draw all the good dad yoketron if i have to #mir talks #tfa hc tag

[sentinelpri]

Autobots find a sparkling. Slightly feral but overall fine

Howdy! Here's some headcanons about both the Autobots and the Decepticons reacting to finding a sparkling. You can theorize about how said sparkling was found or where they came from if you’d like, but my thought as @dear-fellow-travelers suggested to me in a separate ask is that they found a crashed spaceship with a Protoform in it. Enjoy!

Optimus Prime: He doesn’t know who the sparkling is or where they came from but he’s very good with sparklings (a skill that he refuses to acknowledge bc he thinks he’s bad at everything) and insists on taking care of them. He gets overly attached instantly and tries his best to find who their caretakers are supposed to be with no luck, but refuses to expose them to the Elite Guard and Ultra Magnus/Sentinel Prime for as long as he can. He wants them to have a normal sparklinghood and grow up peacefully without worrying about war, blame, and offlining like he did. Even if they’re a bit feral and chaotic, he enjoys taking care of them and just wants to keep them safe.

Prowl: He finds the sparkling and sees it as a weird sort of opportunity to give back. Yoketron always took care of him, his team has given him a lot, and he’s always been a bit selfish. Maybe this was his opportunity to do something nice and take care of someone else. So, he’s a bit withdrawn, but he connects with the sparkling the best and is like... Immediately smitten. Holds them when they’re still a baby a lot, lets them sleep on his chest etc. Spoils them but won’t admit it and wants to include them in all his hobbies. When they get older and start doing their own thing, his feelings are kinda hurt but he’ll never admit it LMAO.

Ratchet: He’s so fuckin’ old. When the team finds the sparkling, he’s like UGH because he knows they’re all very young and very inexperienced and have absolutely no experience taking care of sparklings. So, by default, because the rest of his team is filled with disasters who are still like sparklings themselves (minus Prowl), he ends up taking care of the sparkling’s needs; fueling, recharging, etc. At first he’s mostly concerned with keeping them alive, but then he goes and gets attached and whoops, he has a kid. Very proud dad who wants to see them grow up peacefully. Will offer them the best advice and the best energon treats that he possibly can.

Bulkhead: No experience with sparklings before this, but everyone else is busier than him so he ends up taking care of the sparkling and is naturally good at it. Keeps them on a regular fueling schedule, nap schedule, and is surprisingly organized when it comes to their care. Spends a lot of time reading them data tablets and doing crafts with them, so they grow up to be a creative, artsy type not at all interested in battle or even repair work like Bulkhead is. He’s a great caretaker and is always there to encourage his sparkling to communicate openly and ask him for whatever they need- definition of the “call me if you ever need me, you won’t be in trouble, I just want you to be safe” kind of parent. 

Bumblebee: Has no idea what to do with them at first LMAO. Optimus and Ratchet don’t really think he’s suited to take care of a sparkling, but Bumblebee is the only one who can make the sparkling stop crying and the only one who makes the sparkling smile, so naturally, he ends up taking care of them the most and it just makes him feel... Warm and fuzzy and special, that this little sparkling has chosen him to be their caretaker. He spoils them and is a little too lenient with them, so they grow up a chaotic, out of control little thing, but they have a good spark and he loves them regardless. 

Ultra Magnus: He ends up with the sparkling because Team Prime finds them while he just so happens to be on earth and they have no idea what to do with them, so they end up being brought to the Elite Guard ship. He doesn’t know where they’ve come from, why they’re there, and whether or not they’re originated from a protoform that the Decepticons stole from the Autobots so long ago. He doesn’t trust too many others around him to care for the sparkling and ends up doing it himself.

Jazz: Loves sparklings, is great with them, but hasn’t seen them very often since the Autobot protoforms were mostly stolen and Cybertronians didn’t reproduce naturally very much anymore. He enjoys the opportunity to nurture and watch the sparkling grow, both because he genuinely cares for them and is fascinated by nature/growth in beings. A good, medium parent- not too strict but not too lenient. They’re raised to be a free thinker who loves music and is talented and confident in whatever they choose to do.

Sentinel Prime: Is openly very attached and spoils them from the start. He isn’t great with sparklings at all and parenting is a learning curve, but he figures it out. He’s always training his sparkling, bragging about them and showing off pictures at every twist and turn- “my sparkling is better than yours!” type shit. Acts like he’s a firm, stern parent, but they actually walk all over him.

Megatron: Not suited to raise a sparkling at all but the other Decepticons find them and he somehow ends up with them, so why not? They’re probably going to be a seeker who could be useful later. But he loves them from the very start. He’s raising them, they’re his, and they’re someone who he can trust who trusts him as well. In raising the sparkling, there’s no war or strategy involved. Just a caretaker and their sparkling. Spending time with his sparkling provides him a lot of relief in his hectic life and he’s sure to provide them with anything they could ever want.

Starscream: He finds the sparkling and his first instinct is like OOH, time to scheme! He has this whole plan of raising the sparkling as his own and turning them against Megatron so he can have a partner in crime to help him overthrow the warlord, and he insists he isn’t attached or anything and is solely doing it for the scheme, but then the baby sparkling grabs one of his digits in its entire servo and smiles at him for the first time and he’s done for. The parent who is always saying yes to whatever his sparkling asks for, absolutely delighted by them, takes tons of pictures, etc.

Blitzwing: I actually already talked about this in this post, so you can use it for reference! Don’t wanna rewrite what’s basically the same thing, lol.

Lugnut: Definitely the kind of con to encourage this sparkling’s feral/chaotic energy. Raises an absolute rebellious hellion without meaning to- very fun, very lenient, encourages them to do their own thing but definitely tells them lots of stories about Lord Megatron and makes sure they’re loyal to him, at the very least. I imagine he likes to carry his sparkling on his shoulders/give them piggy back rides a lot. 

#tfa #transformers animated #transformers #headcanon #headcanons #drabble #ask #asks #my asks #request #requests #optimus prime #tfa optimus prime #prowl #tfa prowl #ratchet #tfa ratchet #bulkhead #tfa bulkhead #bumblebee #tfa bumblebee #ultra magnus #tfa ultra magnus #jazz #tfa jazz #sentinel prime #tfa sentinel prime #megatron #tfa megatron #starscream

[pastelpaperplanes]

WAIT WHAT DOES JAZZ DO IN CnM CAUSE IF HE AINT A BARTENDER I WILL FIGHT YOU RIGHT HERE

LOOKS LIKE WE’RE GONNA FIGHT

Jazz is actually a detective for the Elite Police force and a PROUD single adoptive father of our two favorite rambunctious Jet Twins! BUT!!! He does often hit up the clubs with him and his little rag tag jazz band! (Rodi is a part of it too sometimes >:)) those two are good friends)

Jazz has musical talent practically woven into his noble bloodline, his family practically expected him to become the next orchestral genius until little teenage Jazz found his calling with a far more lively style of music! If things had gone his way, Jazz would’ve traveled the world collecting equally animated and passionate bots to join his band.

Unfortunately during his late teenage years, Jazz’s best childhood friend up and disappeared, leaving him heartbroken and scared as Prowl had never so much had ever been past his gardens before. Prowl left nothing but a note to his caretakers that it was now up to him to find his father’s killer since the police would take nothing but bribes at that point. No apology or explanation was left behind for his dear friend Jazz, save for some pressed and retuned flowers Jazz had gifted to him before their first unexpected kiss in the dojo gardens.

Jazz’s family hardly offered their support when their son told him that he was to drop out of University and his pursuit of music, and instead try for the precinct to aid in his dear Prowl’s own search AND the search of Master Yoketron’s murderer.

His family worked hard to dissuade him from dropping the continuation their generational University traditions, but Jazz only worked harder to snag a job within the Police Force in hope of finding a lead and getting his Prowl back.

So nah, Jazz is NOT a bartender, but he’s a Dad, a hard working detective, a fantastic friend, a simp, and a passionate part time musician!

#he’s got a bartender look to him tho 👀👀 #but nah #jazz does occasional early night performances for the club #any later and he just might accidentally run into an all too familiar gold dancer ✨ #now that would be a fun explanation #asks #transformers #my art #cops and mobs au #soft body #transformers animated

[the-energon-hole]

Hello! First I wanna say I love you blog and how well detailed your HC's are, and second can I have a HC for the TFA decepticons being reunited with their teenage human hybrid daughter who was taken from them when she was a baby and she has a protective male friend/soon to be boyfriend who won't let them anywhere near her? Poor robo dads

((A/N So, I had no idea what to do with this- One this sounds to much like an Oc prompt for me to do it to exact specification. I am not your personal author and I do not write Oc content please keep that in mind please.

I tweaked this a little to be a bit more interesting and a little bit more canon, which you are more than welcome to use for yourself if you ever want to write about your own Ocs.))

Exposition

Though we never really knew how Sari came to be a human/Cybertronian hybrid- those who participated in the war know exactly how something like this could have come to pass.

The Decepticon Contingency Plan was designed by Decepticon scientist to preserve and protect the genetic makeup and potential offspring of superior ranking officers- and that of anyone willing to participate in this project. Protoforms pre-installed with half the genetics of the Decepticon was shot out into space to be preserved for a later date- though it appears some pods might have gone off course and ended up on alien planets far away from Cybertron.

The Cybertronian Elders had the same idea after many protoforms were stolen by the Decepticons during one of their raids on Iacon. The Elders dedicated a program to ensuring the survival of the Cybertronian Elite Guard, by preserving their genetic make up and storing them under the watchful eye of Master Yoketron- though there were a few malfunction in the pods, and many were shot out into space on an unknown course to be discovered on any far away alien planet.

Megatron

He had forgotten about the Decepticon Contingency Plan until he came face to face with a small human, one who has reached their full potential as a Cybertronian-Human hybrid.

The original Plan was to ensure that His and other high ranking Decepticon officers genetics should be preserved in case they were wiped out by the Autobot forces a long time ago while the war was at its peak- it was something he pushed out of his memories, something he didn’t actually care about.Until now.

It was a stupid plan in his eyes, but one he gave the green light to anyway as he knew his survival would be certain, because he was to be the next ruler of Cybertron, but not that of his top ranking officers.

This was war after all, and anything to gain an edge was worth doing.

Even if it meant chucking his potential child into space to land on an unknown planet.

Honestly, if this was the result he would have never agreed to place his genetics into a blank protoform. This tiny human, who is claiming to be the genetic offspring of his and another human was similar to that of the other one the Autobots tote around like a prize, Sari. Human’s must be a much more potent species than he first figured- as he felt himself shudder at the very notion.

“I was a mistake, wasn’t I? I have no purpose.”

They stood before him, unafraid of his size and prowess- which was at least a good thing, certainly any offspring of his, hybrid or not, had to have a bold and daring personality. He will put this small thing to the test later on, as there was no use wasting a resource that was thrust upon him, however disappointing it was that this life was now a techno organic being. They simply stared at each other for a very long time, neither backing down from the power play being performed in front of them.

“Yes, I did not think something like you could exist- let alone something that shares my genetic code.”

It made him smirk, hearing this human friend of theirs scream at him while cowering behind his newly acquainted child. He saw no change in his offspring’s face when the uttered those words however, it must have been the answer they were looking for as he saw just the slightest glint form in the corners of their eyes.

Blitzwing

Back in the days of the war, Decepticons were not allowed to use protoforms to produce offspring, as their genetics were seen as flaws and scabs upon the “perfection” that was the cybertronian elite. That was one of the reasons he agreed to the Contingency Plan in the first place, to be a big middle digit to those who thought they were so above their fellow Cybertronians simply because of different ideology.

This was before he was an experiment to that wench Black Arachnia.So this offspring almost looked like a ghost of his past.

This techno organic being that is standing before him, the one that is rambling on and on about how they are actually happy they aren’t a normal human- and that they are glad to be apart of something bigger than they are. Happy that they weren’t some nobody who was stuck being a cog in the human society that they were born and raised in.

Hot-Head responded first by being frustrated that the small thing wouldn’t shut his trap and let him finish talking, to which his offspring’s friend disapproved of by becoming snobby like those elites back on his home planet. He really didn’t like that at all, who did this human think they were? He was trying, trying, to have a conversation with his newly acquainted offspring here.

“You know what makes a good snack? Humans! I love the way their bones crunch against my denta- and how their gooey organs feel against my glossa!”Random took over and remembered a scene he saw in a horror movie once, that got these two freaks attention to say the least- he swore that the human friend looked like they were going to be sick!

Serves them right.

Blitzwing and his offspring had a nice conversation, but he didn’t think they were Decepticon material- he certainly wasn’t when he first joined the movement, as Blackarachnia made him who he was today. Strong.

Blackarachnia

Once the Cyber-Ninja Dojo was broken into, and so many of the protoforms were stolen by the Decepticons- it was a unanimous decision made by the Elder Council to keep genetic offspring ready in case of accidental or premature death of higher ranking Cybertronian Guard Members. It made a lot of sense to her back when she was Elita-One, but now as she sat and watched her “offspring” frolic with those Autobot scum- she felt like the bile in ehr tanks was going to come back up again.

Looking at this hybrid, the one similar to that of Sari- it made her queasy. Had she known there was a pod malfunction in the Dojo, she would have never agreed to store a genetic copy protoform there.

It was like looking right at the past that she would rather forget.

A walking, talking, breathing mistake.

She watched for a long time, mostly out of morbid curiosity, how her offspring lived their everyday life. They had many friends outside of the Autobot base- they weren’t a creepy shut in like the other girl. That was her genetics, Elita-One was always a social butterfly.

There were two things that upset her about this child- one was the company they chose to keep, subpar humans, pushaw they would run with the best of the best just like she did. Second thing, how chummy they were with Optimus Prime-Maybe it was the lingering feelings she didn’t want to admit out loud.

Maybe it was because she could picture them being a perfect family together had she not been betrayed by her comrades.

Maybe it was the fact she knew she was going to go out of her way to never let this offspring see or talk to her at all. She felt the remnants of her spark twist in anguish as she felt some kind of maternal bond over a stupid human she has done nothing but stalk and watch over the past few weeks. Had this disgusting thing never happened to her, she would have been the best care taker, she would have taught this child to be a prim and proper elite just like she was.

Never will she have that chance, though if she could help it, she would never let the Decepticons know they exists.

#Transformers Animated #Megatron #Blitzwing #Blackarachnia #Drabble #Headcanon #Angst

[mythicaldemigoddess-of-deltarune]

My Favorite Hazformers OTP & Those I Would Ship...Part 2

[Note: Reading This Is Optional. also Don’t Reblog Without Permission]  

first of all, I might need to edit part 1 of this that has to do with Hazformers (a AU by Blitzy-Blitzwing), cause I think I may have notice one or a few mistakes yesterday when talking about if Blitzwing from TFA ever got drunk and yelled out “Frag The Elite Guard!” after Optimus, of course it being a reference to a funny story, that some guy is telling.

anyway, even if it is not likely they will be together in the story, I think the ship name Cherriwave does sound like a good ship name to use more than ShockBomb, I think ShockBomb could be my second favorite ship name for Shockwave x Cherri Bomb.

and like I said in the part 1 of this, Soundwave and Octavia’s ship, should start out as friends first, even if the ship is just fan type ship, they could be like Steven and Connie, but in theory when those two did end up dating in a distant future, and Soundwave grows much taller and muscular and be a little like how he looked in that digital world that he trapped Optimus and his team in, but that version of the form being like a much older version of his demon form now in Hazformers....

and if he were to marry Octavia once she takes over for her Dad, Soundwave would technically become a Prince by marrying into the Ars Goetia.

also as weird as it might sound, I can’t help but wonder if Stella and her Frosty-Himbo of a Brother Andrealphus, might be distant cousins with Stolas...?

I mean Andrealphus is part of the Ars Goetia that are suppose to be summoned by Grandpa King Solomon....

King Paimon might be a insensitive dad who thinks he is “good at daddying” but when choosing a wife for his son, he perhaps wanted to keep the bloodline “pure” and “blue blood”, which I’m glad I’m a “purple blood”, and some of my ancestors had some lick of sense to marry outside the family....

King Paimon would probably have to choose someone who was distant blood related, but wasn’t too far from the branch but still a distant enough so any future grandchild of his doesn’t end up born with some....problems.

which lucky for some, can be skipped but some aren’t so lucky...

I wouldn’t be surprised if it turned out Octavia, isn’t really Stella’s daughter.

but then again, she could still be....I guess I had this weird thought that Stolas could of had went through a mitosis, maybe that idea could work in fanon.

well, Cybertronians did go through a process of mitosis themselves, so it wouldn’t be surprising if some beings do go through the same thing, and can have more than one way to have a child, either by having a partner or by mitosis.

also I think Sari’s protoform, may not been the ones that was taken from Yoketron’s Dojo, and her protoform self was born on Earth, from Megatron going through the mitosis....

plus technically, Sari would be a Sparkling during that time, or as it is called in the Live Action Transformers Movie Timelines, a Hatchling.

the info on Hatchlings is that besides Starscream pointed out they are fragile.

are that they are the first stage life for cybertronians, and are unprogrammed protoforms held in small sacs, and they require regular doses of energon to survive. and if their sac is breached before the end of the gestation process, they will die...

Sari, along with Wheelie from TFA and I guess even in the Crossover Hazformers, were the first Hatchlings to be born in a long time.

the round thing that might of been a type of small stasis pod, that Sari’s Hatchling self was in, is possibly the first stage of the sac before it forms a type of translucent bubble around the hatchling that had just been born, and then using the energon that was taken from the Parental-Unit, the sac would then be filled with the energy with the hatchling inside....

and the hatchling will feed on this energon, until it is time for the hatchling to “hatch” from the sac and meet their Mentor, or Sire or Carrier.

even if Sire and Carrier is more Fanon, and well besides the word Sire being something to address a King, it apparently does have to do with a biological father...

and if Soundwave does get a Mentor, to act as a Foster Parent, Megatron would still be his Sire, even if it isn’t from Megatron going through the mitosis when he made Soundwave, and Soundwave doesn’t have a clue that Sari is technically his older sister...

I mean even if it isn’t said in TFA’s episode, any fan would figure this out and that Sari wasn’t the protoforms that was taken from Yoketron’s Dojo and she was technically born on Earth, and in the same lab that Megatron was being kept in.

if only they made another season to confirm this, but I guess we have to work with what we got from Fan Headcanon.

wouldn’t be surprised if Primus told Lucifer, and if he did, he should try not to break the news to Megatron too soon, cause Megatron might faint from the shock....I would love to see that if that happen, but we know this like a “what if” type of talk, like if Lucifer was told by Primus that Megatron had went through mitosis when he was in a stasis coma on Earth.

once again I don’t believe Megatron was dead, at least I might of believed it before but now I believe he was in a stasis coma and both he and his body were in a time limit, and possibly by Sari’s 9th birthday, that time limit would of been up and Megatron would then of died in his stasis coma...

so Sari had accidentally, saved Megatron’s life by bringing him out of the coma, which would then have him later call Lugnut, who both he and Blitzwing would then get the allspark-key to help him fix his body and reunite with his body as well.

the Allspark could be a Feminine half of Primus, and as weird as it might sound, Cybertronians breaking it into pieces, could be like being “disrespectful to your mother...”

the Allspark could of been a creation of a Goddess, and who in a TFA Timeline, had ended up inside the Earth because of a Transwarp Space Bridge, and in a Crossover Timeline, her Cybertronian Body would of became part of the “rings of hell.” being between the physical and ethereal planes...

it’s okay not everyone takes that seriously, as well as the weird thought that pop into my head that Stella might be a distant cousin to Stolas...

anyway even if some of the ships would be more of fan ships,

like Cherriwave...

but if I had to ship Blackarachnia with anyone, it would be Verosika Mayday.

like their ship name could be Verosikarachnia, which is a pretty long ship name.

is it weird to think the song “I kissed a girl” by Katy Perry, would fit as a ship song for Blackarachnia x Verosika...

okay, even if it never appears in the story, I think those two had just become my Hazformers OTP.....well Blitzhusk is also my OTP....

but the whole Verosikarachnia, in a fanon timeline, those two would so belong together.

 and even if in theory, in the show, Blackarachnia when she was “Elita-1″ might of been two-sparking both Optimus and Sentinel, and making both keep it a secret from the other, and her becoming half-spider and half-organic might of been her karma, like a force knew she broke a very special vow to her Conjunx Endurae, who might not be Optimus or Sentinel...

so if that were true, then would mean she had been two-sparking with three mechs, two being ones she known since Autobot Boot Camp, and the other being someone she had formed a Conjunx Endura with...

and the Goddess and the Allspark Mother, doesn’t take kindly to Elita-1 two-sparking for the fun of it, and it be slightly different if Elita-1 had been torn between three mechs, who she couldn’t choose between, and the Allspark would of helped her follow her spark....

but because she had no real feelings for any of the three, and even broke a vow she made and cheated on her Conjunx Endurae who she bonded her spark with.....the Goddess of the Allspark, saw fit to punish her by having them go that spider planet, and where Elita-1 would become Blackarachnia.

so yeah in theory, her becoming part organic was no accident, at least I don’t think it was anymore, while it might of seem like a accident, it was punishment to her that was plan by possibly the Goddess of the Allspark and maybe even Primus, for breaking her vow to her Conjunx Endurae, and even having two other Mechs be involved.

it would also be forgiven and different, if her Conjunx Endurae were both verbally and physically abusive to her...

but the two could of had a loving relationship, and Elita-1′s Conjunx Endurae, could of been what Earthlings would call a Househusband.

and if Optimus was never Orion Pax in TFA, then they could be separate characters, and Orion Pax could of been Blackarachnia’s Conjunx Endurae.

not everyone has to agree to this theory, that Elita-1 becoming a half-robot & half-spider was form of punishment for her two-sparking, seeing two other Mechs when she was in Earthling terms, was already married...

and as Fan headcanon’s go, it be interesting if when she was becoming half organic, she had actually split into two halves and became Twins...

like the good half of Elita-1, looking more like a Animated Version of the Elita-1 from G1 & Earthspark. and also being Pink.

Blackarachnia being with the Original Elita-1′s memories and twisted personality, would of not notice her new sister, as her back was facing her, when Elita-1 2.0. had amnesia, would end up getting away and possibly found a way off that planet and another planet.

I do like the idea that if Blackarachnia did have a Twin Sister, who looked more like G1 & Earthspark, she would also be called Elita-1, and it turning out that Blackarachnia’s name was not really “Elita-1″ and she was only pretending to be her sister, and it could turn out that her sister did have the same “ponytail” style as her, but since had changed to a different helmet much like the one from G1 & Earthspark, and it could turn out she had always been Pink, but would switch places with her sister by changing her paint to Yellow.

plus if this were true, that would mean that Blackarachnia’s Conjunx Endurae knew her as not as “Elita-1″ but by her true designation which would be like [REDACTED]-1, being slightly the same as her sister.

and it could of been the true Elita-1, who tells Orion about her sister using her name and even going as far as two-sparking behind his back with two Mechs.

anyway besides that idea, I do like the idea of shipping Verosikararchnia.

they just seem a bit perfect together, so yeah they might be a perfect OTP in a Fanon Timeline.

oh yeah, and yesterday another weird thing happen with the Radio, it was like when I moved a certain way even when not touching or just hovering my hand over it, the green light would end up flickering, like if I lean to my left or right, it would end up acting a bit funny....

still weird, well at least it isn’t fully like Alastor, but it is still odd...

maybe I should try to get a gem to act as a way to limit that strange thing that has been happening, even if I had jokingly called myself “The Radio Earth Angel” and my spiritual animal companion does have to do with a Deer...

anyway it is a Modern Radio, and I think maybe that freaky stuff that has been going on with it, might only happen once in a while.

and if Alastor and Vox had to be owned and punked it might as well be someone who is their rival match and plays the song “Angel Of The Stage” just to get to them...

that song is awesome, it is a Alice Angel song. :D

the song “Angel Of The Stage” is by TryHardNinja.

I wouldn’t mind messing with Alastor and Vox by playing that song at them. XD

anyway if I had to ship Prowl with anyone, besides Lockdown...

I guess I would ship him with someone else, it would be possibly someone who had accidentally sweep off their feet when saving their life.

Niffty is one choice, but she might be a little too much for Prowl...

cause she might be like “you can run, and try to hide....but my love will find you~!” that would be kind of creepy and cool at the same time. XD

and it matching that song “Stalker” otherwise known as “I Wanna Marry My Stalker” by Goldfinger.

I can kind of picture Niffty stalking Prowl, and even if he is a Ninja-bot, even he can’t sense where she is, and she would end up popping out of nowhere...

he could pass the buck, and have her fall in love with Lockdown...

that would mean she would go from stalking Prowl to Lockdown. XD

if that happen, I think Swindle would be amused that Lockdown has Niffty stalking him, and even proposing marriage to him.

Niffty x Lockdown would fit the song “Stalker” by Goldfinger.

maybe it could be Lockdown that Niffty stalks and not Prowl, it does sound interesting, and Lockdown might not know what to do with that woman always chasing and stalking him and even saying to him that “you can run, and try to hide.....but my love will find you~!”

guess he would know whats it like to be the one being hunted now. XD

Husk could try to give him some advice for Lockdown, but he might not really care very much about it but tells him that he can’t escape from Niffty’s affection for him, and even if he does run and tries to hide, she will find him...

and knowing Alastor, he could just find it amusing and entertaining to watch.

another song that would fit the whole Niffty chasing Lockdown, would be the song “I’m Gonna Getcha Good” by Shania Twain. XD

so there’s Blitzhusk, Cherriwave and LockNiftty (the ship name of Lockdown x Niffty might need some work.)

and Lockdown can try to run, but Niffty will find him. lol XD

Angelimus might be a good ship name for Optimus Prime and Angel Dust.

also even if love at fight sight were real, it might only happen if the ones who have it, or like the first one who has it, had some form of relationship with the said person they had fell in love with at first sight, had known them in a past life.

that could explain a true love at fight sight, like being different from a small crush or small form of being smitten like a kitten.

and besides Prowl being ship with Niffty (but I think I like the idea of Lockdown x Niffty being ship, but like it being one-sided and Lockdown has to run and hide from Niffty lol.)

maybe I would ship him with Milky, who is part of Verosika’s Gang.

well either her or Kiki, or maybe Vortex....I mean if Vortex in a Fanon Timeline ended up breaking up with his girlfriend because of a  misunderstanding.

if Swindle was ship with Dia and Summer, would that be a Poly-Ship...?

not sure if him being ship with those two, would work but I can put it as a maybe ship...

it be interesting if Swindle fell in love with Molly, who is Angel’s Twin Sister.

they are both spiders, but they look different from each other, so it’s the type of twins that don’t look alike, and not all twins do.

I’m pretty sure Molly would be taller than Swindle, and it be funny if he gets a goofy looking look on his face whenever he thinks of her, like a lovesick puppy.

it be funny if Angel and Arackniss found out, like if they found out they (Swindle x Molly) had kissed, they would be out for blood and try to attack Swindle but have to be held back by Blitzwing and Waspinator.

Alastor could just be watching, and eating popcorn.

Angel and Arackniss being protective brothers is understandable.

can you picture Swindle getting a call from Molly, and being all cutesy talk with her over the hellphone when he is suppose to be in a meeting with Blitzwing and the others, and he is doing that whole “no, you hang up first.” and it keeps going until Lockdown takes Swindle’s hellphone and hangs up for him.

 and I guess, if Molly is the first to get married and it being Swindle, I wonder if that would mean that Swindle would become the heir to Angel, Molly and Arackniss’s Dad...?

well Molly would possibly be the heir, and Swindle the co-heir by marriage.

or in other words, by Molly becoming Swindle’s Conjunx Endurae.

I can kind of picture Molly holding Swindle bridle style and asking if he is okay.

all while he is just happy to be in her arms.

wouldn’t be surprised if Blitzwing calls Swindle a simp...XD

and you could say that Molly, is Swindle’s Ecstasy....some might not get that, but some might.

not everyone has to take these ship ideas that pop into my head, like Swindle x Molly, and well, I am not sure if Angel and Optimus are gonna be ship together, but Optimus x Angel could be a maybe, and I guess I have that drawing I saw of them to thank for getting me wanting to ship Angelimus.

Shockwave and Cherri Bomb fighting it out but being like Batman and Catwoman, would be a interesting ship.

and their ship names are Cherriwave & ShockBomb.

so far the only canon ship in Hazformers, would be Blitzhusk, well technically it would be fan-canon, and it has become some peoples favorite Crossover OTP.

my other favorite ship, that just came to my mind as I pointed out in this...

would be Lockdown x Niffty, like it being one-sided and Niffty ended up chasing Lockdown and saying that he can run but she will find him.

I think I would platonic ship Prowl & Alastor, and their platonic ship name could be Prowlstor.

I guess it would be interesting if Prowl was Aroaceflux, and if he and Alastor did form a romantic relationship, they would probably respect that they don’t want to do what most people call the “normal type of romantic activities.”

I mean there might not be just one way to be romantic, I mean if your romantic partner finds at some moments, they don’t want to be touched, then you should respect that....which from that show that is on re-runs, that is called “Everybody Loves Raymond” and showed a episode where Debra kept touching Raymond when he didn’t want to be touched, I can’t really side with Debra on that, because she couldn’t understand why Raymond didn’t want to be touched even if they are sleeping in the same bed.

I mean, one time when I was little, a boy in my class kept placing his hand on my leg, and I really REALLY didn’t like it, pretty sure I ended up crying because of it....I wonder if Alastor had a similar experience, maybe a girl he went to school with had kept grabbing his hand without his okay or consent, and even when he pulls away, she kept doing it.....that is until he started crying for his Mom....

not sure if he would of went through that in the canon, but maybe in the fanon.

but I think I can understand the discomfort a little, I mean being touched on a certain place on your body, when you don’t want it, and someone keeps doing it even when you clearly show a sign you don’t like it.

though there was one time, when I didn’t mind my leg being touched, because I was being a bit clueless as to what was going on, and I thought it was normal for a doctor to do that, well eye doctor....

and well, my Mom was with me during the time, and she couldn’t really say or do anything, but it was thanks to her, that after we left that eye doctor, she said that we weren’t going to see them again, because apparently them having their hand on my leg the whole time when doing the test, wasn’t okay or normal...

I think at times I don’t mind being touched, but other times I don’t want to be touched....

I mean I don’t like being alone outside in the car, and yeah I did end up having that panic attack around 2015....

and then there was the thing that happen some days ago, when I was waiting in the car, cause I don’t really feel like going inside a place, unless I really have to.

and yeah there was that weird feeling around inside where my heart is, but even if I was told from my Mom that it might be anxiety, but I’m not 100% sure that is it....but at least it wasn’t like the panic attack that happen in 2015.

I know that Alastor is well, ya know a dangerous Overlord, but I think I would feel a lot safer with him...

well him, and maybe even Knockout from Transformers Prime...

once again, if I had to become binary bonded to a Cybertronian, I think I would go with Knockout, and maybe Breakdown, like it being a platonic binary bond with those two, who are obviously canon.

and the “binary bond” has nothing to do with gender identity, it is more of a symbiotic relationship and it’s between a Cybertronian and a smaller life form that is at times a organic, the symbiotic relationship could be with a Mini-con as well I think...

and if Knockout and Breakdown were real, I wouldn’t mind them being my guardians, at least I would know I would be safer with them than having to worry about the dangers that come in the form of some humans that cross lines they shouldn’t....if those two ever fused, their fusion would be either called Knockdown or Breakout.....that could be a Garnet approved fusion.

Jetfire and Jetstorm’s fusion, is platonic and family type fusion, because they are twins....

just like how Greg and Steven’s fusion is platonic and family type fusion, cause they are father and son.

Knockout and Breakdown’s fusion, would be the romantic type.

even some Gem fusions can be platonic, and some can be romantic.

but some Gems wont have a interest in fusion and could feel uncomfortable about the thought of fusing...

which like it was pointed out, Peridot has no interest in fusion, and she did try to fuse with Garnet, but stop it from happening because she really didn’t want to, and Garnet respected that, and even told Peridot that Garnet is like her ship from Camp Pining Hearts.

even if some people might not think Gems can’t be Aroace, the whole being Aroace might be slightly different for Gems, and there can be different forms of fusion, and some fusions can be really intimate.

plus romance doesn’t always have to be the whole “kissing” or that well, really mature stuff, and ya can just play video games, watch a show or movie together.

and partners should respect the personal space when it is needed.

Peridot and Lapis Lazuli’s relationship is platonic, but in the fanon it can go from transforming from being platonic to romantic.

Lapis had gotten out of a really bad fusion, so of course Peridot wouldn’t try to force Lapis into another toxic-relationship with another Gem, and Lapis wouldn’t try to force Peridot into fusion, they have a respectful relationship that didn’t start out that way at first, but I don’t think they would force each other into fusion, given Perdiot is Aroace and Lapis might not feel ready to fuse with anyone after what happen with Jasper.

and I know this has nothing to do with Hazformers, but if I had to ship characters from Steven Universe and Transformers Animated...

I think I would ship Jasper with Lugnut, which I think he could do way better than Strika, as he is too good for her.

there was the thought of wanting to ship Jasper with Lockdown, but she might be better with Lugnut.

pretty sure Jasper could pick Lugnut up, even if there is the size difference, but Gems are stronger than they look, at least some of them could be.

and with the Multiverse Crossover in Spinelluva Boss AU, I might add Transformers into it, and have Jasper and Lugnut be ship together, I think they would become my Crossover OTP.

Spinelluva Boss AU, is in a story form (and it’s called Spinelluva Boss: Home Is Where The Spinel Is...), and it has Spinel working as part of I.M.P. I might not make the story too long, but I still want to try the best I can in writing it.

I don’t think I will re-post the chapters on here though, I can just do some drawings about it at times.

it be funny if Jasper pulled a Millie, and while holding Lugnut, she tells Strika that Lugnut’s Aft is hers, just like how Moxxie’s butt is Millie’s.

and of course my claim on Mammon’s butt would be different from Millie and Jasper’s claim on Moxxie and Lugnut’s butts & afts respectfully.

mine is just calling dibs on him, because I still want to punch him in the, well in a certain place on his body, and him being the first guy I ever had those thoughts about doing that to....

and yeah I know that is “not Earth Angel like” but I’m a little different from some of the other Earth Angels, and I know I’m a Defective type.

I should still think over if I should add Archangel Samael to that list...even if it is more of a wish I could do that but know it isn’t possible type of list...

and Mammon is still at the top of the list, cause I still want to punch him.

even if I know it isn’t possible, but I can dream....

even though I never do that in real life, and I guess anyone could have thoughts thoughts but not really acting on them, because of certain reasons.

some might not agree about my thinking about placing Samael on that list, that has Mammon at the very top...

but with Samael, there is a reason he would be put on that list...

and maybe if I think it over, I could add Lucifer to that list....

the three angels that tried to force Lilith to go back to Adam, are on that list.

I would need to think it over, and some might not understand why I had decided to make that list in the first place, but there are some human men that were added to that list...

anyway back to the whole ship talk, some of these will be more of what if type ships, and not all of them might end up becoming a romantic ship like Blitzhusk, but I would love it if Lockdown was being chased by Niffty....

I guess I want to see him being the one knowing whats it like to be hunted. XD

Blitzhusk has become one of my favorite OTPS, and like the song goes, in canon they had never met, but I don’t care, I ship it!

I’m not sure if Angelimus would become a thing, that would happen, but it does seem interesting, but maybe it would end up as a platonic ship, who knows which path it would go down.

of course with some ships, you can’t use the words “I ship it”....because it will send the wrong idea.

with family types, it is “I fam it” like Frisk becoming adopted by Toriel from Undertale, but only if you choose to have Frisk stay with Toriel, instead of having places to go.

the “I bud it” is like in the friend zone, and you only use the “I ship it” for ships like Blitzhusk, like while they are friends, they are also more...:)

Prowlstor would be the “I bud it” type, and the chances of them going to a “I ship it” would perhaps being very VERY small chance...

it be funny with Alastor, and him being well being himself...

and he could love to annoy Prowl, and causing him to get mad and embarrassed from the teasing he does to him. 

he could teasingly call Prowl his paramour, which it be funny if it caused Prowl some form of embarrassment and caused his fur to stand on ends and even flatten his ears.

I think Blackarachnia and Verosika could work, and if Verosika did ever date Sentinel but they broke up, at least the two would share something in common.

they both dated a xenophobic jerk who has the ego as the size of Unicron’s apatite....which would be pretty big.

and it might be Sentinel’s fault that some Autobots on Cybertron became xenophobic to organics.

which might be a little different from the Decepticons own xenophobic feelings to organics, but some Decepticons might get use to organics.

also I don’t know how long it will be, but I know it could be possibly a while before I flux again, and ya know, I don’t really mind it....

at least I’m not picking up those h*rny lustful energies, which might be thanks to the gems I’m wearing, but I should still be careful around them.

and knowing what was found in my uncle’s room, I know it wasn’t just in my head, I know he isn’t really bad, but he should try at least to control that type of energy that comes off of him and ends up flying around the house...

while feeling a bit “turned on” can happen to someone’s own accord, but if you are the type that don’t know you are a type of energy empath, you might not know you are picking up on someone’s energy and feeling the way you are, because it is like lustful residue...

and no, you don’t have to make physical contact, the energy is like a pheromone that flies around and if it gets to where you are just minding your business, it will absorb into your body, like how a flower gets energy from the sun.....and even if I’m not sure it will work for everyone, it would be best to get some gems that can protect you from those types of energies.

I still think my seizures I had before, might of had to do with not just the dangerous supernatural energy of a place, but also from people.

like depending on the energies, if there is like a lot of people in one large room and giving off a lot of different type of energies, or like some of them being negative and that energy being absorbed into the body, it will cause a overload and cause a seizure.

not all seizures are energy based, but try telling a doctor that who thinks “medicine” solves all seizures, but I don’t think it does....it can only probably solve some of them, but not all of them.

and I think I would rather have gems be my alternative medicine.

which just has me just wearing them and feeling some form of safety with them.

I know I can still form some small crushes, and I’m okay if it might be a while before I flux, though even if I do find some form of attraction to real life humans, I am not interested in trying to form a romantic or physical mating relationship with them.......

and it doesn’t really have to do with my being Aroaceflux, it has to do with how some Toxic-Humans can be, and is a reason why I am Semi-Misanthrope...

though, some Masculine Angels (both Fallen and Not Fallen) are added to that list as well, well there isn’t really a list....

but I have grown to not fully trust some Masculine Angels, because of certain reasons....

I think I can still trust some Masculine Angels, but not all of them...

and if I do form some form of a romantic relationship with another human being, they would have to respect my space and know I might not feel like being touched at times, and I know I had bad luck with online boyfriends before...

and I think I was a bit naive before, even when trying to form romantic relationships, which didn’t turn out all that great.

I don’t think I started out Aroaceflux, and well I am Fictoromantic as well...

but maybe I had become Aroaceflux at some point but never really noticed it before, I’m not 100% sure...

I mean I didn’t know I was picking up some energies, and some of them might of been the reason I had seizures.

ever since moving to the town we live at now, I haven’t had a seizure since.

it might be because it doesn’t have the same level of dangerous energies as the other places I had lived at before.

not everyone has to believe that, but I believe it, but it’s okay that not everyone believe it to be true, but can respect my belief in it.

also I think I would rather have a husbando, than have to deal with a real life boyfriend.

Blitzwing and Husk in Hazformers, are lucky to have each other...

I’m not sure if I will have Spinel be with anyone right away in that Spinelluva Boss AU story...at least not right away.

and I kind of just want Spinel and Cherri Bomb to be just friends, which I made them into friends with benefits...

I guess their platonic ship name would be Cherrinel.

Spinel could possibly be able to fuse with hellborns, sinners and even angels and even fallen angels like Charlie’s Dad.

I might add that to the story, which would be interesting.

I know I already thought about Spinel and Cherri fusing together, which if they did, their platonic ship name would also become their fusion’s name.

like Cherri’s eye would be on Cherrinel’s forehead, and she would be mix of both Cherri Bomb and Spinel, and would have four arms, but three eyes.

and I know that the third form I gave Spinel isn’t canon and is fanon, but her third form is suppose to look a bit more mature, and she still has her ponytails but they are much longer, and she is suppose to be taller than her last two forms.

she also is suppose to look around Millie and Loona’s ages now in that form.

the Spinelluva Boss AU, is also like a Crossover Timeline that is also a Alternate Timeline, where Spinel doesn’t get adopted by White, Yellow and Blue Diamond.

but if she did, it wouldn’t be like in the main timeline, which is also a canon alternate timeline because the Original Steven kept going back in time.

and the Steven we then start to follow, ends up being a Alternate Version, who could possibly could end up becoming Sans The Skeleton from Undertale.

like Steven Quartz Universe has the name “Sans” hidden in his name.

and it would make sense that it is Steven’s Human Side that becomes Sans, because of his gem being separated from him again, but he doesn’t end up getting back together with his other half, because his other half took too long to reform, and Steven became too weak to move to where his gem was.

just like how I believe the Transformers from TFA have a time limit on how long they can be separated from their bodies, which in Earth Years it would be around 50 or 51 years, and Megatron was on such a time limit, and if Sari hadn’t brought him out of his stasis coma, he would of died by the time Sari turned 9 years old.

and even Zim from Invader Zim, has a time limit on how long he could go without his Pak, which might be much shorter than Steven and Megatron’s time limit, but at least Megatron, Sentinel and Bulkhead have much longer time limits but to Cybertronians, it would be much shorter than how a organic could view it.

if Connie wasn’t there for Steven when White had taken his gem from him, and if she didn’t help him reach Pink-Steven on time, Steven’s time limit would of been up.

I like to view Steven as being Bio-Synthetic, which might be one of the reasons he is able to fuse with both humans and gems.

his human body might be a fusion hybrid between Organic and Synthetic, and if Father from Fallout 4′s DNA was used to make the new generation of Synths, those Synths might actually be Bio-Synths, meaning they could be a hybrid form of organic synthetic, and it could be possible that only some of them could have different human DNA, because it be awkward if Curie’s new body had the same DNA as Father’s DNA, cause of certain reasons...so it’s best to think that Curie’s new Bio-Synth Body’s DNA could of came from a different source.         

it is possible that half-human & half-gem offspring, wouldn’t be able to live for very long if they keep being separated from their gem half.

they will become very sick and weak, and if they don’t reunite with their gem half before their time limit is up, they will die...

it is possible if Pearl went through with pulling Steven’s Gem out when he was still a baby, it would not end well, and besides Amethyst and Garnet finding out too early about the truth, they would also see that the Baby’s life would be in danger, and it would be Pearl would be the one to cause it.

Garnet, after learning the truth thank to Steven going into Pearl’s gem to get her phone, could of had a vision of alternate timeline where Pearl had went through in taking Steven’s gem out, and it wasn’t a good future.

Garnet being able to see into the past, could be thanks to Padparascha, as she can see things that have already happen, even if it has happen before her very eye....but she could also possibly see things that have happen in other places.

if she were to form a platonic fusion with Garnet, and become a different type of Garnet fusion thanks to this, this would let Garnet be able to see what could of happen in the past, and not just the future...

it be funny if Valentino from Hazbin Hotel tried to hit on Garnet, but she could tell him that “three’s a crowd....and you can’t handle me, little boy.”

like Garnet is married and she is in a relationship, and her calling him a “little boy” would be funny, and I don’t think he could handle her, even if it is possible in Spinelluva Boss Au, that Gems can fuse with Angels, Fallen Angels, Hellborns and Sinners.

this might have to do with them both being a solid consciousness manifestation of light.

and it be funny if Alastor pulled a Pearl, like if he were to see Garnet and Amethyst fusion dance...

he would end up covering Blitzwing’s eyes. XD

Pearl did cover Steven’s eyes when those two did their fusion dance.

so it makes sense that Alastor does the same with Blitzwing.

he would probably do the same with Husk as well.

and if Alastor had to fuse willingly with anyone of his own accord, that was a gem.

he might choose to do so with Pearl, and their fusion would be the platonic ship type....

Blitzwing and Alastor’s ship, would be the “I bud it.” and not the “I ship it.”

Verosikarachnia could in theory start out as platonic, but slowly turn romantic.

I think Blitzo and Blitzwing could both agree those two deserve each other.

even I can agree on that....and Verosikarachnia had become one of my favorite new Crossover OTP.

and that is because I started to talk about it in this post.

I wonder if the idea of Verosikarachnia would count as a crack ship...?

well no matter if that is true or not, I still find the idea of those two being ship together interesting. 

anyway in the next post, I will maybe talk about some video game or show or movie theories...

and even if this did get a off topic some, it still talks about characters I would ship together, and not just Blitzhusk.

but I still think Lugnut is too good for Strika, and he can do so much better than her.

I mean, even Niffty would be better for him than Strika....

though best not give Lockdown any ideas. Lol XD                                                                      

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Prowl + growing plants ^^

Actually you know what I’ll start answering these now because I’ve been at the vet for over an hour and they STILL haven’t called me in and I bet you they’ll call me in the middle of writing this.

Prowl of course is VERY attentive of his tree, he takes very good care of it to make sure it continues to flourish. 😌 I like to think that he would branch out beyond that and make gardening and houseplant care a hobby. Of course… I think Bulkhead might like to use his plants as subjects for his art. (:

In particular I think it would be fun for him to bond over plant care with Sunstorm, since my headcanon for him is he ends up stranded on Earth with Blitzwing and Ramjet and he starts taking on plant care as a main hobby. Sunstorm and Prowl bonding over hobbies while their boyfriends (Bulkhead and Blitzwing) are about to start strangling each other over art opinions in the background.

Also Humanformers AU, Prowl does have a bunch of houseplants he cares for!! But he has to be mindful about the kinds since he has cats, he probably keeps the majority on the patio, and he has a small yard so he probably has a small butterfly garden there. 🥺 I would imagine he started it as a kid and begging his dad (Yoketron) to PLEEEEAAASE let him have a butterfly garden so he can help the butterflies!! It was probably something they bonded over working on together. 😭

Update they called me in while I was in the middle of writing this as I predicted.

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hm. prowl tfa.. might aswell

INHALES. EXHALES. OKAY, SO

First impression

JEFF BENNETT!? Also this robot is definitely autistic.

Impression now

I can not even begin to describe the level of importance he has to me. For me, Prowl means a lot and helped me navigate a lot of feelings I had ignored and discovered things about myself I was pushing back. Not to mention the comfort he gives me with the fact that he feels very autistic coded to me!!

And he’s just a plain good character. I despise how his arc was wrapped up, but he’s very well developed otherwise and UNDERRATED HILARIOUS!! He is very special to me and it is hard to find the words, but I’m very thankful for the influence he has had on me and the joy he has bought me. ;_;

Favorite moment

Basically every moment he has with Bulkhead, but one of my standout favorites is

Bulkhead: It’s not like we’re having her fight Decepticons!

Prowl: ... Yet.

Prowl understands nothing of human children and genuinely thinks Sari could fight Megatron with training. I love that. He was SO GENUINE in that moment. Also the iconic scene where he takes back Yoketron’s helmet and masters P over M!! 😭

Idea for a story

Ok besides all my ProwlBulk fic ideas.

I REALLY want to touch on his relationship with RATCHET!! They have similar traumas I think, caused by the same bot no less! They were both pushed into a war they wanted nothing to do with (but Prowl actually escaped)! And with my headcanon basckstory for Prowl, and my headcanon that Yoketron and Ratchet were in love, that’s even more connecting threads between the two of them!

They deserve some father-son bonding and talking out the things that hurt them and recovering... it’s something I really want to put out in the world one day. ;_;

Unpopular opinion

I don’t know how popular this opinion is these days anyways, but I think the theory that he used to be a Decepticon is... silly.

Besides the fact that That’s Literally Just Drift 2, I think his narrative is more compelling if he was always an Autobot anyways. Also I’m biased because of my headcanon for his backstory. 😔

Favorite relationship

PROWL AND BULKHEAD. MARRIED MEN.

Their relationship does mean a lot to me... I think they have some of the most fun banter on the show, and the dynamic between them is just so much fun. Prowl is one of the only bots who hasn’t talked down to Bulkhead and is generally supportive of his ambitions (stubbornly training him in stealth despite it not being one of his strengths, being the only bot besides Bee to try and understand why he wanted to do art). I can only name one scene where you could say he insulted him and I have every single one of their scenes memorized. It’s my special interest.

They adopted three dinosaurs, I see Dinobot island as symbolic in their relationship and as a symbol of their trust and their bond. I really miss the dynamic of season 1 and early season 2 of how every time dinobot island was involved, they were the ones involved!! I think they can find common ground in admiring and observing the quiet moments in life... Plus, Bulkhead is the first one who found Prowl and Prowl refers to this event as fate. The SUBTEXT!! They are just very important to me and there’s so much. ;-;

Also they are both Austistic ADHD kings.

Other relationships of Prowl I treasure are the Father-Son bond with him and the Dinobots, YOKETRON AS HIS ADOPTIVE DAD IS SO SUPER IMPORTANT TO ME!! Ratchet and Dai Atlas too, but Yoketron is his Most Important dad. And I wish there was more content of him having a brotherly bond with Jazz!!! His annoying older brother.

Favorite headcanon

Prowl is nonbinary. Ok, I know that by all technicalities everyone on Cybertron probably is, but please work with me here.

What’s especially important to me though, is he’s nonbinary but he doesn’t really want to change anything about himself or how he was protoformed... I struggle a lot with my presentation and identity, and for me it was very important to have a character who was nonbinary but saw no need to change anything or owe anyone adrogyny. I suppose this mostly applies to my human Prowl, but I like to think that when he gets to earth and learns the term nonbinary, it resonates with him and he calls himself that. It’s so deeply important to me... ;_;

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