#absolutely blows

[chipthekeeper]

damn. sam mewis retiring is a bummer. but all too relatable

#i also retired because of a bad knee #absolutely blows

[alibonbonn]

Light dragon armor set 

(set bonus: spawns a surprise froggy in your inventory every once in a while).

#i am blowing a kiss to link's outfit concept artist thank you for the absolute serve!!! #the fact that no one comments on his swag in game tho :/ #totk #totk spoilers #tears of the kingdom #tloz #totk link #tloz fanart #alidraws #concept art

[captorations]

i wrote a short taz/homestuck crossover back in 2018, just the IPRE crew running into Earth C, and obviously it’s not up to my current standards but i’m still not sure i’ll ever write a joke funnier than this one

right at the beginning:

and then, lup meeting terezi:

and finally, right at the end, having had a whole year to investigate:

#there was an alt version where lup replied with some absolutely godawful quirk #but i decided this was funnier #also i linked the fic in the replies if you want to read it #i swear this wasn’t me trying to like. self-advertise or whatever i was just thinking about this old joke #did Not expect the post to blow up like this #homestuck #the adventure zone

[lazylittledragon]

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT MAMA DEKARIOS'S REACTION WAS WHEN SHE FOUND OUT CYRA WAS PREGNANT :000000 her boy is about to be a dad i think she would lose her entire shit

I THINK YOU’RE PROBABLY RIGHT

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #gale dekarios #galemance #dadkarios #morena dekarios #this one is written in my notes as ‘she kisses gale’s entire face then hugs cyra so hard she nearly snaps her in half’ #i think. she is a very put together sophisticated woman #but she also raised a man who threatens to blow himself up at the slightest inconvenience #so she’s also a bit. explosive #and also she’s still recovering from the ‘i fucked and pissed off a goddess’ conversation so she’s probably thrilled #cyra and morena on their way to the stormshore tabernacle to fuck her up #also she absolutely digs out all of gale’s tiny socks for them

[lebowskismoney]

I opened my window bc covid and lemme tell you how much i missed hearing the outside world. The sound of rain, the wind, birds chirping, god i missed it so much. I wanna go out again dkdbkfdjndkd

#moniafterdark #also i got sick with covid two weeks ago #jddjkfbsjdkfn #so upset over it #absolutely blows #doesnt help that its just like how i got it back in #dec 2019 #pls wear a mask yall #for your own good #if not others

[mediumgayitalian]

i don’t think the big three kids are actually banned from teaming up during capture the flag. i think the stipulation is that they have to take the kids. so it’s like all the brightest and best fighters and most skilled members of camp, including those who have like. made even one plan in their lives, vs. ninety newly armed children who have been fed a breakfast of gushers in orange soda corralled by the most powerful and most impulsive demigods to ever live

#coming out of my studying haze to post this #bc i want you all to get my vision #a group of unhinged gleeful children with sharp weapons let absolutely loose #controlled by nico ‘biggest enabler of all time’ di angelo #jason ‘they asked for a puppy what was i supposed to do say no? i also wanted a puppy’ grace #and percy ‘who wants to blow up zeus’s fist with me? wear a helmet!’ jackson #against like all the smartest people at camp combined #sheer force vs. unlimited preparedness #it would be beautiful #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #big three kids #percy jackson headcanon

[ladykeyleth]

Filed under: improvised lines that rewired my brain chemistry.

#I WAS NOT WARNED #I WAS NOT PREPARED #MY KNEECAPS WERE SHATTERED IN ONE SWIFT BLOW FROM THE STEEL CHAIR #ABSOLUTELY SICK AND TWISTED. LAURA BAILEY WHERE IS YOUR OSCAR #critical role #laura bailey #imogen temult #liliana temult #cr spoilers #mal rambles

[densewentz]

i think the turning point in my life both academically and professionally was realizing that. If you Go First, be it a presentation or an interview or whatever. If you go first, you are being judged based on NOTHING but yourself. They aren't comparing you to anyone else, you don't have an act to "follow". You are the Bar. You can literally just do the best you can and at that point it will automatically be the best they've seen so far. And once you're done you're done. You can mentally and emotionally check out.

Game changer insofar as being stressed about presenting because now I just bulldoze over everyone else to go first like a feral hog.

#its true though #all my anxiety about presentations got reduced SIGNIFICANTLY once I started fighting to be first #its Good Advice #this actually especially applies to people with unfinished work like #girl you do not want to watch 9 people with complete presentations go and then give your speech #just jump on that grenade early before they've had time to be impressed by anyone #and the fallout wont be NEARLY as bad #and then its over right away #also if youre a smug petty bitch like me #you can absolutely blow the performance out of the water #and bask in the absolutely traumatized expressions of everyone who has to go after you now #if im gonna be the bar im going to set it at the ceiling #sorry #so i guess the next lesson is you have to fight to be before Me and those Like Me #rip

[help-i-need-a-cool-username]

I just had a thought okay so whenever we pick up a turtle at work and end up holding it like this:

we'll talk in a baby voice and call the turtle some type of sandwich ("hi hamburger" "oh arent you just a little meatball sub!") before pretending we're gonna eat them because its funny

So the thought is Splinter picking up the boys when they were little like this, and pretending he's gonna eat them just to mess with them. Theyd wiggle and squeal and call it the hamburger game. One day April randomly hands Casey Jr a baby and he starts playing the hamburger game to entertain the kid, because thats how his turtle uncles played with him until he got too big to pick up 🥹

#hinacu tmnt #rottmnt #casey jones jr #cassandra jones #casey would absolutely encourage this and she did it too #just imagine her blowing rasberries into baby casey jrs cheeks when she says she's gonna eat him while he giggles #turtle tots #rise splinter #rise leonardo #rise raphael #rise donatello #rise michelangelo #rise april

[imma-bunni]

The Untamed ep. 43 screencap redraw

In my head I've been calling this "Lan Wangji wishes he was a bunny"

#I drew something! #it was... difficult >_<' #I thought it'd be fun and easy to do a simple screen capture redraw #but my dumb brain went absolute no fun perfectionist and this took me many hours #but I do like how it turned out and hopefully this'll help me know what NOT to do next time.. #but mostly I'm just glad I drew something ^^ #myart #the untamed #cql #wangxian #ribbons blowing in nonexistent wind - always #wei wuxian #lan zhan #bunny

[i-lavabean]

There is one brain cell in the Base when Zo is gone and Beta has custody of it

#my art #horizon forbidden west #art #kotallo #aloy #illustration #kotaloy #hfw kotallo #hfw aloy #hfw alva #things that go boom #listen i actually think Kotallo's arm could supercharge that Zenith weapon and it would be a really rad combo move #but do i think Aloy and Kotallo could do it without blowing something up? absolutely not #and Alva has it recorded on her Focus for all time now #somewhere GAIA is getting a migraine which is impressive for an AI

[foldingfittedsheets]

My father in law just told my betrothed he asked AI to write him a poem for his wife’s birthday.

I… cannot even. A poem, an expression of human sentiment and feeling, spit out by an uncomprehending machine as a string of words. Couldn’t even be bothered to feel his own feelings, he had a machine do it.

#ramblies #he said it was really good but hasn’t shared it with them yet #blows my absolute mind #outsourcing humanity

[morgana-ren]

"Sorry I blew you up :((( can I have a kissy?"

My sister's twink apologizes to Astarion for dropping a building on his head

#morgana and friends #baldurs gate 3 #astarion #hes such a sap for his lover #straight up forgives them for BLOWING HIM UP #and is like “Kissy? oh absolutely!”

[artsyunderstudy]

“‘Your magic reached out to me until we could, well,’ I swallow, sappy and foolish with my words, ‘we could reach each other. Bazzington did this for us.’ Alright, that’s a stretch, it’s just a plushie, but I can spin this softer than I would for anyone else but him. I’ve learned a little about being soft from the bloody thing. It means something to him. I want to be kind to it.”

Of Buttons & Beans by @stillmadaboutpetra

Carry on Countdown | Day Seventeen: Fluff

This year I decided I wanted to honor the incredibly talented fic writers of this fandom, so I chose one fic per prompt to do an illustration for. I didn’t double up on authors so that I could do this for as many people as possible. I realized while planning this that there are way too many fics and authors that I love, and even after having picked 30 of what I consider some of my very favorites, I could have easily kept going. Please check the fics out if you haven’t, they all come highly recommended.

@carryon-countdown

#snowbaz #simon snow #baz pitch #snowbaz fanart #carry on countdown #COC 2023 #carry on trilogy #simon snow series #simon snow trilogy #artsyart #co/ws/awtwb #carry on #wayward son #any way the wind blows #rainbow rowell #if ever a fic encapsulated the essence of 'fluff' #mad i did your softest fic #so sof #im absolutely obsessed with it #it was an honor to draw bazzington

[starflungwaddledee]

I'm just sayin', Starstruck and Kirby would be adorable. But also Starstruck and Meta-Knight might be the funniest thing you could possibly do. :)

hear me out: peter pan (2003) window scene

been staunchly avoiding typing too much on most of these but i have some thoughts about this one!

you know... i had actually never even considered kirby for the shipaganza. mostly because i think of him as holding such a strong and unique position in the hearts of everyone who knows him, in a way that is devout but also seems fairly romance-free. and i'm actually very interested in the complex relationships that he has with his friends! but i wonder if not considering him was maybe a disservice, because if anyone has an abundance of the capacity for love, it's him, right?

i think that kirby could eventually occupy a similar heart-space for starstruck as bandee, though it would take longer. i strongly suspect that bandee's love of kirby would rub off on her, if nothing else.

i'm not sure either of them... really understand the premise of romance or dating, so it might not be a typical sort of thing. but i think they could giggle and laugh together and shoot each other slightly smitten looks when the other one isn't paying attention, and be very invested in each others happiness.

he adds a pass by her window to his early morning flight, on the off chance she might be up to join him. she's always thinking of him when he's off saving the world, and distinguishes his star from all the others in the sky with ease. the irresistible allure of adventure vs someone who has never seen any of the wonders of your planet before. someone who finds as much unrestrained joy and delight in the mundane as you do. eating paper cups you find on the ground.

you know i could see it.

#my art #kirby #starstruck dee #🎀💖 #you know the scene where she's hesitating in the window and the music starts and he shoots her The Most infectious smile of all time #that one!!! #does anyone remember this movie? #i think if kirby showed up in the window offering a whimsical adventure and a charming smile nobody would think twice. #when i made this comparison i could NOT stop thinking about it. peter and wendy are a little too romo coded for my tastes in general #but there's a beautiful feeling of choosing freedom and delight in that scene. and i think kirby COULD be a little cheeky!! #the part where he blows the fairy dust all over her? you know i considered it. considered drawing the whole thing. barely resisted. #is this one canon to her? yes. i think so but not romantically. and this visit might be a special circumstance. #he's a busy little guy; he doesn't take her as often as he might like. certainly not as much as SHE would like. but i think... yes. #at least once. as a treat. #you know what i think could also be cute? kirby/bandee/starstruck triad. drop a braincell haver (bandee) in there. #three circles who are absolutely insane about each other in a surprisingly similar way. i think it could work? yes? no? thoughts? #<- prompt it if you wanna see it i guess! #also... starstruck and meta knight..... we'll come back to that! we'll circle right around. boy howdy will we circle back to *that*. #*laughs nervously*

[writer-room]

One among many things I love about Dragons Risings writing is that they're so unapologetic about making the original team very cool, but also absolute dorks.

It's just kinda refreshing to me? Like, yeah, sure, Lloyd's the super-awesome Green Ninja who's a descendant of God, Kai could set the world on fire if he wanted, Nya does not hesitate and was the ocean that one time, Zane will casually mention the most insane shit he did on a whim, Cole has a lava and rock monster form, etc, but like...they're also losers. Lloyd gets bullied constantly and tries to explain what a crab is, Kai has so much intelligence but so little wisdom at all given times, Nya has a 'shit happens' attitude as if she is not actively failing through this shit happening, Zane talks to a broom with Pixal's face on it, and Cole has it together the most by being a 9-to-5 dad with a boyfriend who he 100% believed was his power crux.

They're just people, y'know? Saving the world a hundred times over doesn't mean they're not still 20-something nerds who've been stuck doing this since they were teenagers. One cannot erase the time they had bad boy doppelgangers for like two minutes. Or had to raise their teacher. Or had the weirdest relationship drama. Or were huge video game and tech geeks.

And Dragons Rising isn't afraid to let them be that. To acknowledge, yeah, objectively, they're cool as hell, but to also admit that they're just kinda fucking around and finding out. It's a wonder what consistent and likeable characterization can do, who woulda thought?

#ninjago #dragons rising #ninjago dragons rising #lego ninjago #lego ninjago dragons rising #ninjago dr #lloyd garmadon #ninjago kai #ninjago nya #ninjago zane #ninjago cole #text post #talk #ninjago writing #im so excited for when we get to see jay again and see how he looks cool but also like an absolute loser #the idea of something being cool AND silly is possible and its right here in dragons rising i love it so much #its mostly the animation where they flex and i do love that #theyre not afraid to show that these guys are like. experienced. they know what therye doing. they can fight really well. theyre GOOD #but also kai accidentally blows up the wrong building cause he let wyldfyre have a map #and nya is like well that stone seeker thing gave us eyes. im sure its fine #and they ask zane 'are those tubes safe for humans' and he just deadpans 'no' with no further elaboration #cole confused at all times abt whatevers happening but nodding and going along with it anyway #and lloyd just being lloyd. bestie no u cannot clean the whole monastary. wu made the boys clean the monastery all the time #he just didnt make you do it cause your his favorite #ITS JUST RLLY FUN #I MISS WHEN THINGS WERE FUN