#actually happened to me wtf

[raven-in-a-bowtie]

he spoke broken English so i let him read to me with his native tongue while i lay my head on his lap and played with his fingers and in that moment everything felt right

#soft thoughts #yearning #love language #actually happened to me wtf #im finally living my hopeless romantic dream BABYYY

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

;3

#ninja showdown #my immortal soul #first ninja x chase young #rc9gn first ninja #first ninja #chase young #rc9gn #xiaolin showdown #randy cunningham 9th grade ninja #me @ me; how many art tropes we gotta draw for those two? also me: yes ;) #listen. LISTEN. the world is kinda shit right now and im sad and so im drawing a lot of these two rn to comfort me #but instead of drawing all those great angsty soul-tearing ideas i had. do you know what my brain decided?? DO YOU??? #it saw a picture of Chase with wet hair and went: you know what would be very cool idea??? ;))) and i promptly sketched almost 20 pgs #comic where absolutely nothing actually happens but 14 of the pages contain half-naked wet men!!!!!! AND YOU KNOW WHAT #somehow its not even the worst thing i drew because right after that??? #my brain was like heehoo what about some love spell/pollen trope?? ;3 & i kid you not i doodled some of it and now im just sitting here #with my head in my hands wondering wtf am i doing as i stare at a doodle of love spelled first #so ye guess what im gonna be working on this month lol

[sleepyminty]

So the new ordeal call 2 leak and uh

Oh no

Ooh noooooo

OOOOOHHH NOOOOO

#my baby nooooo #during ort fight ritsuka only worn down but still has some fight left meaning whatever the fuck happens in oc 2 is finally getting to them #fgo #fgo spoilers #fate grand order #fgo ritsuka #ritsuka fujimaru #fgo ordeal call #the dead inside look actually crushed me #its so gudaover #OC2 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HIGHSCHOOL FLUFF STH THAT RITSUKA LONGED FOR WTF IS GOING ON HERE #type moon #lasangle when i get u

[the-judicial-assistants-notebook]

same energy

#that energy being wtf guys this isnt a horror game why did you jumpscare me omg #apollo justice #ghost trick #ghost trick phantom detective #ghost trick spoilers #if you played the cabanela interrogation/torture scene you wouldnt have seen the actual first time yomiel can address you the player #it happens if you alert him to your presence before the end #if you played the cabanela scene perfectly***

[schneiderenjoyer]

The reason the whole age discourse is confusing is that bluepoch keeps pulling shit like THIS.

#reverse 1999 #reverse 1999 diggers #either he's fuking over 103 years old or this event happens when he's already with vertin #but given how they don't state the era each Storm reverses into we're not even sure if this is accurate #and it's not a typo since london's first subway actually did get built in 1863 #so wtf bluepoch what are you implying? #this just makes me believe more that arcanists are long lived species compared to humans and thus the concept of time doesn't bother them #which would also explain how they'd adapt easier to a shift of era since they constantly live in such chaotic environment #that requires constant adaptation at all times #but no srsly bluepoch pls just tell us if arcanists live a long ass time so i can label everyone 500 years old idk

[xdacted]

not here

Pairing: Reader x Carlos Sainz Jr.

Warnings: pure 100% fluff, nothing but fluff, the tiniest hint of angst, but mostly fluff

Word Count: 500

Status: Completed

Carlos didn’t get to see her as often as he wanted. 

He didn’t even get to see her as often as he needed. There was always something pulling him away. Always a phone call to be taken, an autograph to be signed, an interview to be helped - always something. 

But not now. 

Not here. 

Not in the quiet hours of the morning, just before daybreak, the sun resting below the horizon. The moon cast pure light through the windows, moonbeams dancing across their sheets, stars twinkling beside them. Her arms curled around a pillow, legs tangled together. He didn’t know where he began and she ended, but he liked it that way. The lingering night breeze brushed against his bare skin, sweeping through the windows. The world outside fluttered awake, but Carlos had her here. 

Pressed to her back, arms tucked around her waist, buried in the thicket of her hair. Carlos couldn’t see her face, but he had memorized it. Each shadow, each line, each curve - each beautiful feature was committed to memory. The soft sound of her snores filled their room, her heartbeat steady against his skin. 

Not a thing could reach them here. 

He liked it that way. 

Carlos leaned down, pressing a chaste kiss to the exposed skin of her shoulder, “Hermosa.”

His voice was too quiet to wake her, but he liked to see her nose twitch at the sound. 

Beautiful. 

Moments like these, where the world seemed to still for just a second, made the distance agonizing. Separated by oceans, miles of land, hours of the day - it was painful. Race weekends were filled with exhilaration and adrenaline. Race weekends were also filled with a clawing sense of breathlessness. 

He couldn’t breathe. 

But here, laying beside her without a care in the world, he breathed. 

Carlos breathed. 

Inhaling the scent of her shampoo and the dying hints of her perfume, she filled his lungs.

He breathed. 

She turned in his arms with a heavy sigh, burrowing into his chest. Carlos couldn’t help but smile, tightening his arms around her. 

He didn’t see her as often as he wanted, but she was here now. 

Behind him, the sun began to rise, warmth trailing up his back. Soft rays crawled up the sky, spilling across her skin, and coiling in her hair. Carlos leaned down, pressing another kiss to her cheek and neck. She groaned, scrunching her eyebrows together. 

A gentle laugh rumbled from his chest, dropping another kiss to her nose, “Hermosa…”

“...stop watching me sleep…”

Her voice was scratchy and unused, the corner of her lip quirked to reveal the smallest hint of a smile. 

“But you’re so beautiful,” He whispered, nuzzling into her neck, “How can I help myself?”

A giggle fell from her lips like wind chimes singing together - beautiful. 

“It’s creepy,” She stretched, arms winding around his neck, “Better only be for me.”

“Of course,” He said, “No one but you.”

After all, not a thing could reach them. 

Not here. 

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A/N:This work has been cross-posted on Wattpad and AO3. All are under the name XDACTED. Thank you for reading and feel free to request fics about any of the drivers <3

Also this is my attempt at trying to get out of my writing slump, it's short, it's sweet. I like it, so pls enjoy

#f1 x reader #f1 fanfic #female reader #formula 1 #one shot #x reader #f1 fluff #ferrari #fluff #carlos sainz #carlos sainz jr #scuderia ferrari #formula one #carlos sainz fluff #pure fluff #drabble #happy feels #bcs wtf has been happening in the f1 world #i can't believe it so i wrote a fic to help me cope with the fact that there will no longer be charlos bcs what the actual fcuk #kk thats it #enjoy #hope you enjoy #getting out of my writing slump lol so if it's bad don't tell me i'll cry

[volitioncheck]

i think i wouldn’t hate disco elysium’s collage mode nearly as much if it weren’t for 1) the way that it was marketed in such a tasteless, soulless manner, let alone the fact that it was a last ditch distraction from a dead on its feet studio piloted by dumbass thieving execs and released on the day of the court declaration, and 2) those dumbass fucking stickers

like if it had been included with the base game from the start and had been titled something a bit more tasteful and in-line with how i would have liked the feature to be marketed as— something like “exploration mode”, something that perhaps could only be unlocked after completing the game for the first time, AND didn’t have those stupid as hell visually and tonally incongruent with the artstyle stickers, i would have applauded it as a nice little bonus for being able to study and appreciate the 3d models and environments for reference.

#it is just so bleak man. #i have no words left to say for the latest development at zaum studios so instead i will just remember how fucked up this was lol #those stickers are the same energy as that dumbass fucking christmas card they put on steam. #cutesy fanart is awesome and all but don’t muddy the tone of the actual source with it. why is that necessary. #for gods sake what happened to boundaries #again i probably would take a different tone to even the stickers if #it had been done under the original creators (which i don’t think it would have‚ which is my point‚ but say hypothetically it happened) #but with the circumstances the way they are it is impossible to not view it all as tainted with a veneer of absolute tastelessness #and a disrespect to the source material and a sorry attempt to appeal to the shallowest parts of ‘fandom’ #like you can add cartoony emoji faces and a sticker with harry and kim as cats. or their hands with the caption ‘best friends!!!’ (wtf lol) #and a frame with a bunch of pride flags being waved around (hard to articulate why i feel doubly annoyed of this one. #your corporate pride parade aesthetic is showing again. also it feels… lazy) #but you can never‚ ever erase the fact that you are parading around a stolen IP that you are entirely out of touch with #and one that you clearly have *no idea what to do with* #(something that we’ve all known for months with these hints but today has finally been basically confirmed as the sequel seems to be #officially cancelled with the last of the original writers’ crew being laid off) #how could you have known what to do with Elysium? how could you ever have? #hope you have fun with your stickers. rot #disco elysium #me talking

[timetravellingkitty]

peeks out cause it's safe now you guys were really weird about Depp v Heard

#so the last i followed this was when a uk court declared that johnny was a wife beater #and then. that fucking trial. good lord was it bad #i dont know where to start except for wtf is wrong with yall #i didnt follow the trial at all but the reactions werw honest to god so bad it turned me off #along with some of the discussions just being. too much. #truth be told i did not know what to believe cause of what people around me said and it felt conflicting at the time?? if it makes sense?? #and i always found the reaction to amber so overblown and misogynistic (especially mocking her sa testimony wtf) #i tuned it all out until this year i got reminded of this #and now my stance could not be more clear #if you're still reading this #i stand with amber heard #if you support johnny depp go ahead and unfollow i will not miss you #you cannot in good faith support this man after knowing what actually happened. basic fact checking #he is such a bastard i tell you #institutions will always protect men in power #anti johnny depp

[mettywiththenotes]

It's weird how Hawks went straight from "Dabi" to "Touya", like they are on a first name basis or something. Like I know the whole analysis of it is probably that using his real name is to show that he sees him as more than a villain now because of Dabi's ties with Endeavor

But I'm just thinking, specifically, what does this mean for if Dabi and Hawks ever interact again? Is Hawks just going to call him Touya now?

#im so excited to see if these two interact again #the dynamic of it all? #'we pretended we were friends but actually we were betraying each other and we never believed each other in the first place anyway #and you're the reason my wings aren't as powerful as they were and you left scars behind #and for some reason you revealed your real name to me and you knew mine?? #and now that my hero wants to atone for his past sins i want to help him #which unfortunately means helping you too' #like?? wtf i need to know what is going to happen if they even step into the same room again #bnha #bnha manga spoilers #bnha spoilers #dabi todoroki #hawks #mettys posts #metty posts

[psystirene]

i'm glad not only the women in this game are fervently delusional (/j)

#SO FUNNY #this is a test thing mind you #in reality lae'zel is the one who orin took for me #thoughhh it is narratively interesting for orin to kidnap minthara #i don't have the MOST faith that she actually has unique dialog when rescued #despite the fact that she really should #minthara lacks a lot of things she *should* have unfortunately #i actually don't know wtf happens when you rescue your companion cause i haven't gotten there yet in any game #baldur's gate #bg3 #bg3 spoilers #minthara #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #baldur's gate 3 #rambles

[astranauticus]

orv sketchdump while i try to recover from midterms burnout

#orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #orv spoilers #han sooyoung #yoo joonghyuk #secretive plotter #oldest dream #art i made #is the text legible?? wtf happened to the resolution #i wanted to do a version of the traumatised and sparkly traumatised as yjh and kdj but i ran out of space and also patience #genuinely love that 1863 hsy canonically smokes bc WOW thats hot <- insane #most of this is just me clearing leaves out of the drain stopper but i'm actually proud of that ONE 1863 hsy. god i love her #anyway go check out my translation of eternal loneliness the chorus is very 51%kdj coded #kind of a weird thing to say about a song thats so much like. quotes from soure material by volume (its a tv show ost) but like. its true #世界隐隐作痛 像永恒孤独 你却留下爱 恒星如灯塔指引我重生 can apply to so many orv characters tbh #yoo joonghyuk? check. the oldest dream? check. 51%kdj? check (kinda)

[isuara-ez]

While the main event in terms of crossovers next week will be The No Way Home of Marisha PC’s, let’s stop and consider another possibility.

Autistic Ginger Bisexual to Autistic Ginger Bisexual communication.

#critical role #c3e50 #cr spoilers #Critical Role Campaign 3 #keyleth #caleb widogast #obviously the actual main event is you know… the party #and like wtf is up with Imogen #is Orym and Fearne’s plan gonna have to be enacted #I hope not! #but also if they do that’s spicy! #but yeah M9 and VM stuff are less important than Bell’s Hell’s and I hope audiences keep that in mind when the exact interaction they want #doesn’t happen #this is all just fan service #not the meat and potatoes #but fuck if fan service don’t work on me sometimes #unless it’s Star Wars #well it’s okay if Rian Johnson or Tony Gilroy doesn’t #this is get super off topic from CR isn’t #watch Andor it’s good!

[nonasbirthday]

Act V is so insane that I sometimes forget that Harrowhark was literally stabbed in the back with her own rapier and theoretically she and Gideon could have matching scars

at least it was a.... Mercy killing

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#heh heh heh mercy killing. it actually was tho #the main problem is that the stabbing is described in the prologue when i have no idea wtf is happening like NO IDEA #and then tazmuir expects me to remember the details four acts later. and in Act V gideon describes removing the rapier #but at that point my brain was busy being like ‘gideon??!? gideon!!!! GIDEON!!!!’ and i was not picking up on HOW Harrow’s body got vacated #the locked tomb #harrow the ninth #harrowhark nonagesimus #harrow the ninth spoilers #nonasbirthday #sticking this on the fridge

[rewritingcanon]

my final straw (read a scorbus fanfic that had random untagged incest in it)

#and this has happened to me FOR THE SECOND TIMEEEEE #i actually cant i genuinely think ive read too much scorbus bcuz wtf is this now #where do i even find these fics #it was one where hugo had a random crush on albus and everyone was just so chill about it #I WAS SCREAMING #harry potter #hp #hpcc #cursed child #scorbus #rewriting

[youregonnabeokay-kid]

i am clowning so hard rn

#the fucking WAIST TOUCH #UMMM #EXCUSE ME #wtf is happening #this can’t actually be happening #i keep trying to come up with other possibilities #like maybe his hand in on a chair #but the table’s too far away #or maybe it’s mid scene #but then it would be blurry #what the fuck #wtfwtfwtfwtf #911 on abc #911 abc #buddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #911 spoilers #otp: i’m not really a guest #squish the bird before it sings its song mick

[antiromanticbaby]

Lucifer rip off...?

Can someone who has played loveverse confirm these? :)

WHAT THE HECK IS THIS WALMART LUCIFER --

#obey me #obey me shall we date #nightbringer #obey me nightbringer #shall we date #lucifer obey me #obey me lucifer #lucifer #lucifer shall we date #WTF #what the actual fuck #what is happening #obmswd #obm #om #om lucifer #om! lucifer #obm lucifer #obm! lucifer #obmswd lucifer #lucifer om! #lucifer om #lucifer obm! #lucifer obm #nb #nb lucifer #lucifer nb #luci #loveverse