Incorrect Quotes: Mixed Fandoms Edition
Clarification:
Dans: Daniel(Danplan), DanTDM(DanTDM), Dan(Dan and Phil Games)
Phils: Phil(Dan and Phil Games), Philza(Philza Minecraft)
Dream: *Hitchhiking* Hey thanks for the ride! But how do you know if I'm a serial killer?
Jay: Oh please, the chances of TWO serial killers in the same car would be astronomical!
Dream:
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George: *Drunk* Dream has such beautiful green eyes. I love him.
Dream:
George: Don't tell him I said that, okay?
Dream: *Smiling fondly* Okay, George, I won't.
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Phil: *About Dan* Can you ask him if he likes me?
Anthony:
Anthony: He's your husband. Who you married. Who you live with.
Phil: Yeah, but can you-
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Some asshole: *Shoves Ranboo out of the way while walking*
Ranboo: Oh, sorry.
Stephen: Hey wait, why are you the one that's apologizing? He was the asshole.
Ranboo: I'd rather avoid confrontation, it's fine.
Same asshole: *Shoves Tubbo*
Ranboo: HEY WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING YOU LOWLIFE PIECE OF-
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Tabbes: *Sighs* Hey Emily?
Emirichu: Yeah?
Tabbes: Why do good people always die young?
Emirichu: Well, say you have a garden full of flowers. Which ones do you pick?
Tabbes: The ugly ones.
Emirichu: Exac- Wait what?? Why???
Tabbes: Because ugly fucks don't belong in my garden.
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Bad: Describe yourself with one word.
Skeppy: Yours ;)
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Tommy: Anyone would be lucky to date me. I was a "pleasure to have in class"
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Wolfychu: I get really nervous using my cute stickers for things, like what if I need this sticker later? I won't have it, what will I do then?
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Philza: Sir, tell me what this is a picture of?
Daniel: ....a bird?
Philza: That's right. Now Tubbo, tell him what YOU thought it was.
Tubbo: *Whispering softly* A sky fish.
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Mira Angel: I hope that one day, I'll be as cool as Ranboo!
Tubbo: Mira, I've seen Ranboo drop his mac and cheese and cry over it for at least twenty minutes.
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Oversensitive-whore: There's plenty of fish in the sea, but you know what else there is? Trash. There's a lot of trash in the sea.
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Stephen: *Slowly removes his heart-shaped glasses* I beg your fucking pardon?
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Stephen: I hate this messed up world.
Stephen: *Sees Gavin and Wilbur*
Stephen: Eh, I hate this world a little less.
Stephen: *Sees Hosuh*
Stephen: Holy SHIT this world has been blessed.
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Mira Angel: Tommy, you're such a cute little narcissist.
Tommy: *Slams hands on desk* How DARE YOU CALL ME LITTLE-
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Wilbur/Jshlatt: I truly believe we can all change the world. If some people just shut up and never speak, together we can make this world a better place.
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Mira Angel: Do you ever wanna talk about your emotions?
Tommy: No.
Tubbo: I do.
Mira Angel: I know, Tubbo.
Tubbo: I'm sad.
Mira Angel: I know, Tubbo.
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Dan: I hate getting accused of things I actually did.
Dan: Who the fuck told you?
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Stephen: If I were a girl, I'd have such a huge crush on Hosuh.
Wilbur: What do you mean, "If I was a girl"?
Stephen: Like, if I were a girl, I would date him. He's so hot.
Wilbur: You do know that you can date Hosuh and be a boy, right?
Stephen:
Stephen: Wait what-
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Vulpecula: Did you know?
Vulpecula: That if you took out the blood vessels of an adult man and laid them out in a line,
Vulpecula: You'd be sentenced to life in prison and documentaries would be made about your heinous acts, you sick fuck.
[NOTE:I just wanna say that I do not wish to sexualize or romanticize Tommyinit, so for those of you who do (which I hope there isn't) do not blame me just because I called him 'cute'. Although he is my favorite youtuber because I like his personality, does not mean I have any romantic or sexual desires for him. I called him cute for the jokes.]
Hey, @oversensitive-whore if you don't like the fact that you have an incorrect quote, then let me know, okay?
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thank you for everything, stephen. we’ll see you soon.
just a little reflection under here. i know it doesn’t seem like it with how much hosuh i draw, but stephen does mean a lot to me. once he started streaming and showing us who he truly is—a genuinely kind, confident, fun dude—my love for him grew and i really looked forward to every saturday.
my heart hurts so much to know that he tried so hard for 9 months to prove himself, to prove his worth, when he shouldn’t have had to. his worth has always been there, glaringly obvious. i won’t detail the situation i dealt with a few years ago with my own ex-friend group, but how stephen stuck around for so long after an argument like that baffles me. i could barely last two months. his strength and determination amazes me.
a few days ago, on new year’s day, i had a heart to heart with myself on who i wanted to become. new decade, new me. confidence in myself, among other things, was a big aspect and my mind immediately turned to stephen. he basically says ‘fuck the world’, gets his sleep, works hard, retains positivity…. i need that. i want to be able to say “everyday’s a good day when you’re dia” and “thanks, i love me, too” with confidence. he inspires me.
so, i’m glad that this isn’t goodbye, just a transition. things absolutely won’t be the same without you on the channel, stephen, but i’m so happy that you’re finally taking care of yourself and moving forward. thank you so much for everything, and i’ll see you soon on your own channel.
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