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crazydaymycrazyway · 2 months

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Rosalyn teaching Cale to flirt

Rosalyn: Tell him you're beautiful

Cale: Okay

Cale, to Alberu: I'm beautiful

Alberu: Of course you are

Rosalyn, whispering to Cale's ear: Never let go of him

#trash of the counts family #lout of the counts family #tcf #lcf #cale henituse #alberu crossman #alver crossman #albcale #alberu crossman × cale henituse #this isn't how rosalyn planned things would go #but it's a win anyway #incorrect quotes

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valdeswan · 3 months

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Alberu: can you do a march in February? For the moral of the kingdom

Cale, zoning out: ???

Alberu, used to it: Can. February. March.?

Cale, without hesitation: no, but April May.

*Alberu, thinking about the pros and cons of throwing his brother through the window*

#the joke is so bad #Can February March? No #but April May #i can't believe i did this #im sorry #cale henituse #cale Henituse makes dad jokes #alberu is so done #alberu crossman #tcf #lcf #trash of the count's family #lout of the count’s family

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echoelena-ing · 2 months

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Did we as a fandom collectively realize that both Alberu and Cale are going to live hella long. Like, Alberu is 25% dark elf and Cale has the vitality of the hearth. And I imagine Alberu does not want to be the Emperor for his whole life, so let's say ha passes on the mantel to someone else in his 60s. And now you have the ex-emperor and ex-commander who still look like they are in their 20s with nothing to do but bother each other in one of Cale's many properties. So at some point, out of boredom, a prank war is declared. And 'because they are both sneaky motherfucker's they get bored with pranking each other very quickly. So they, once again out of boredom, escalate the prank war. But this time they team up against everyone else just to see what they can do. 10 years later the prank war is nationwide, their companions saw through them pretty quickly so they had to escalate it again. 20 years later, the war has spread through the both continents. And I imagine that they found a way to do all of this without moving out of one of the mansions too much. They just sit and eat cookies while watching everything through the communication devices like it's reality TV.

#alberu crossman #cale henituse #totcf #tcf #lcf #tcf novel #trash of the count's family #lout of the count’s family #albecale #alcale #cale x alberu

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murasaki-cha · 3 months

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Tcf texposts (because I'm procrastinating on my assignments and I have Adobe illustrator privileges)

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count’s family #tcf meme #tcf humor #tcf textpost #cale henituse #alberu crossman #alver crossman #choi han #백망되 #백작가의망나니가되었다

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unparalleledtrash · 1 year

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"Who got you smiling like that?"

Cale: The voices in my head cracked a joke. Leave me alone.

#lcf #lout of counts family #lout of the count’s family #cale henituse #tcf #trash of the count's family #tcf cale #alberu crossman #choi han #raon miru #lcf raon #lcf cale #lcf choi han #lcf alver #incorrect quotes

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galaxygirl8880 · 5 months

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I think it'd be funny if Cale learned how to cough up blood on command

Like that one time where Alberu asked Cale to faint Cale would be like "alright he probably wants this to be realistic" and just coughs up blood while pretending to faint- Alberu and Choi han being horrified and thinking he was just putting up a front to not worry them and beating themselves up over not noticing anything-

Then Cale falls asleep and now they're really panicking-

This is probably completely unrealistic but stfu it would be funny and it's fanfiction so why not-

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Man this draft is OLDD

Medically accurate?? Who's she??

#tcf #trash of the count's family #tcf fic #choi han #cale henituse #alberu crossman #tcf fic idea #lol #galaxy's scrapped pile

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loot-and-cake · 11 months

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Cale: "The only thing I can trust is money."

Choi Han, who would literally die for Cale, joined him throughout all his adventures, and just sighs in defeat when Cale was up to one of his liberating missions instead of complaining like any sane individual: "..."

Alver, who bent laws like clay for Cale so that the redhead wouldn't get seen law-breaking, trusted him with his deepest secrets, and served him tea manually even though he could call a servant to do the job: "..."

Literally everybody else: "..."

Cale: "Money and slacker life are the only things I believe in."

#lcf #tcf #cale henituse #alberu crossman #choi han #trash of the count's family #lout of the count’s family #Cale and slacker life #Cale and money #imaginary slacker life

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clareverie · 2 months

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Cale wanting his bestie joining him in his shenanigans is soooo us. Who wouldn't want to go on a trip with the person who could understand everything you needed to say with just a lift of an eyebrow, or a nod? Or in their case, plot and scam.

#cale henituse #alberu crossman #lout of the count’s family #laws of hunting #tcf part 2 #lcf #raon miru

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rie-092 · 7 months

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CURSED CHILD.

「 tcf x child! reader 」

summary : the white star loved his child, he really does.

‘ OH, GOSH. I HATE MY LIFE. ’

The red-haired child couldn't help but frown as she walked through the hallways of the orphanage. Everyone knew how famous the Sekka family is in the Paerun Kingdom. That's why when the son and the future duke of that family showed an interest in an orphan like her, the whole orphanage became happy.

The little redhead's reddish brown eyes held a glint of annoyance as she looked at her arms that were covered with the sleeves of her clothes. The fact that the young master of the Sekka dukedom is here to visit her again, made the staff of the orphanage buy an expensive-looking dress that'll surely cover her bruises and dress her up. "You better not mess up this time, (name)."

"Yes." The little girl blankly said as they stopped walking. (Name), the girl looked at the huge door in front of her with a stoic expression on her face. "You were lucky that Young Master Clopeh is fond of you."

Fond? Seems like he's obsessed to me.

She deadpanned, watching how the woman in front of her opened the door. Revealing a young man sitting in a wheelchair, elegantly sipping on his tea. Rei could only sigh as she saw how the woman who was supposed to be her caretaker blushed at the sight. And she only blushed even more when Clopeh tucked his white hair behind his ear as his brilliant green eyes met (name)'s reddish-brown ones. (Name) wanted to curse and run away when she saw how Clopeh's face brightened when he saw her.

"(Name)!"

Rei's lips curved onto a bright smile as she walked towards Clopeh while internally telling herself that violence was never an answer. "Hello, sir!" Acting like a child was something that Rei was used to so this was a piece of cake for her. Clopeh smiled fondly as he ruffled (Name)'s hair before looking at the woman behind her, signalling her to leave. And the woman gladly obeyed.

And seeing that her caretaker left. (Name) found herself wishing that the Arm would appear before her and slash her body into two so she could just move on to her next life and make sure to avoid the people who were similar to the guy in front of her. The calm and noble-like aura that Clopeh was radiating earlier completely disappeared. He clasped his hands together and started reciting some kind of prayer before looking at the little redhead with a blush on his face.

This lunatic. (Name) sweatdrop.

The most handsome bachelor in the Paerun Kingdom? A noble knight? The future head of the Sekka household? No. In (name)'s eyes, Clopeh Sekka was a certified lunatic who for some reason started to treat her like some kind of God.

"I brought your favourite cookie with me, (Name)-nim."

Ah fuck, I hate my life.

#platonic #tcf x reader #manhwa x reader #platonic yandere x reader #trash of the count's family #lout of the count’s family #yandere manhwa x reader #cale henituse x reader #white star #alberu crossman #lcf #raon miru #eruhaben #sheritt #series #platonic yandere #clopeh sekka #platonic tcf

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theobliviousunluckybastard · 2 months

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CALE'S DREAM LIFE!!😂😂

Enjoy your comfortable time, Cale🥹....Your slacker life is about to abandon you completely very soon.😆😆

Oh!oh!! And these two finally got some new outfits!! (Especially Alberu XD)

They're shining ✨️✨️

#lcf #lcf manhwa #tcf #lcf cale #lout of the count’s family #trash of the count's family #tcf rosalyn #alberu crossman #cale henituse #that chair looks so comfortable #but I feel like my neck would ache if I slept in that position tho #alberu finally changed his shirt!!#but the design still looks similar!!!!#I almost thought he was outfitless at this point ToT #cale's nonexistent slacker life #oh! cale's clothes look so comfortable ^.^#Rosalyn's pretty as always ♡♡#lcf manhwa ch 121

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weirdmultishipper · 27 days

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Cale Henituse and his allies before chapter 211:

If you know, you know. 😏

#cale henituse #trash of the count's family #lout of the count’s family #totcf #tcf novel #tcf cale #kim rok soo #cale being the BAMF that he is #and the other joining in #alberu crossman #tcf alberu #taylor stan

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crazydaymycrazyway · 1 month

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Alberu to Raon, On and Hong: Well kids, there are two types of lovers in this world. When you reveal the darkest and most vulnerable secret that makes you feel like all your life's effort was worth nothing, some holds you close to comfort and reassure you while- (stares at Cale) some calls your ancestor a criminal.

Raon, On and Hong: .....

Cale: It was just one freaking time!

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zharaely · 23 days

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On the topic of birthdays...

We don't know the Original Cale Henituse's birthday, but just imagine the Henituse Family celebrating Cale's birthday. And Cale has to awkwardly play along even though he knows it isn't HIS birthday they're celebrating. While the Henituse Family is also awkward because it's been years since they got to celebrate Cale's birthday properly, but they wanted to take the chance this time now that they've gotten closer (except it's too late now). But they notice Cale's discomfort throughout the entire celebration even though he tries to hide it. Things snowball from there.

Or maybe when the day comes, Cale isn't aware that it's his body's birthday. So while everyone else is dropping hints about it being a special day, Cale is just confused about why they're acting so weird. It eventually leads the Henituse Family to misunderstand thinking Cale got so busy during or after the war that he forgot his own birthday.

(After Cale realizes, he'd also send Kim Rok Soo a gift via the God of Death. Fortunately, no churches were harmed after that conversation, but only a god's pride.)

This also works vice versa with the Original Cale Henituse in Kim Rok Soo's body. Maybe the Original Kim Rok Soo wasn't known to celebrate his birthday (with other people, or at all). So Kim Rok Soo doesn't even realize anything weird that day, except the increasing glances sent his way by his team members and other people from the company ("The team leader still went to work today even though it's his birthday…sighs"). Kim Rok Soo only finds out by the end of his shift, when he's about to go home to his niece but is stopped by someone unexpectedly giving him a small gift.

(The next time he meets with Choi Jung Soo, he asks the guy to send his birthday greetings to the man he swapped bodies with, along with a birthday card drawn by his niece. ("I don't know about over there, but I found out it was your birthday here on Earth. Happy Birthday, Cale.")) (Extra: Choi Jung Soo becomes nostalgic after remembering all his shared birthdays with Kim Rok Soo, before remembering all the birthdays Kim Rok Soo spent by himself after their deaths.)

Or, the other characters find out it was Choi Han's birthday (not knowing it's also Cale's birthday). Everyone helps to plan a birthday party, with Cale even giving Choi Han a gift during the celebration ("I wasn't able to give you a gift last time, so…Happy Birthday, Choi Han.").

Once the celebration was over, or maybe when everyone else was too busy to hear or disturb the two of them, Choi Han was the first to greet Cale a happy birthday ("…Happy birthday to you too, Cale-nim. Kim Rok Soo."). Of course, Alberu does not forget to secretly give both his instructor and his dongsaeng gifts as well, aka, "a happy birthday to the two punks who gave me headaches".

((There's also an easy solution to this entire thing: Original Cale Henituse's birthday was ALSO on November 8. Now we have 5 people sharing the same birthday.))