#tcf humor

[fictional2dcharacters]

When Cale gains a new ancient power or ability, he never tells anyone. The only way you know of his powers is if he uses them in a fight or you were there when he got it.

No one knew about Record until Cale used it trying to find the White Stars reincarnations. Heck, they still don’t know what that was.

To them, Cale just suddenly gained the ability to remember everything he read and he was also getting a fever from it, so no one knows what that was.

When he used Instant to destroy to the statues, NO ONE knew whatever THE FUCK THAT WAS—LIKE— Cale transcended time to destroy and statue, and then he looked like he took a shower in KNIVES SOMEHOW?? AND THEN HIS PLATE STARTED TO BREAK???

When Cale first used the super rock in the gorge of death no one knew a single thing about whatever the fuck was happening, but they just had to accept it

[this bit was added on later- whenever Cale used the “Blood-drenched rock” or whatever it was called while he was trying to use Embrace on the White Star, and he ended up using Embrace on one of the White Stars attacks but the button or whatever was holding it started to break so it was basically a bomb and he just ran through the castle like a mad man, and to everyone else it looked like Cale was covered in blood. Absolutely no one had any clue that he wasn’t in fact bleeding from everywhere on his body so that’s literally what they were assuming]

When Cale helped the Jungle because Arm had taken an island hostage and rigged dead mana bombs around the shore and everyone’s like

“oh no, what do we do, if we try to take it back all the hostages will die” and Cale is just like “leave it to me. I will eat all of the dead mana” LIKE SIR-💀

THAT IS NOT A NORMAL THING TO SAY.

And then they go along with the plan anyways!?! AND THEN CALE STARTS CONTROLLING THE FUCKING TREES???

AND THE ALLIES JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT IT AND KEEP GOING WITH THE PLAN BECAUSE IF THEY DON’T EVERYTHING WOULD GO TO SHIT?

Just-

Cale:*reveals a new power in the heat of battle*

The enemies:😨

The allies:😨

#tcf #lcf #lout of the count’s family #totcf #tcf novel #tcf incorrect quotes #incorrect tcf quotes #trash of the counts family #tcf cale #tcf humor #tcf ancient powers #tcf meme #Cales allies are literally just as confused as the enemies when Cale uses a new power #and they all just have to stfu and go with it #Cale needs to learn that he CANNOT run through the whole ass palace looking like he just jumped into a blender and then just not explain

[blueteller]

Cale lying to us about the very premise of his own story be like...

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count's family #cale henituse #cale #tcf cale #meme #tcf meme #humor #tcf humor #cale is a total clown #this poor unlucky bastard #let him dream

[murasaki-cha]

Unapologetically one of the funniest TCF scenes in the entire novel is that one time Cale passed out during the battle on the Molden Kingdom on that maze(and he was under an illusion spell) and when he woke up Raon was screaming how he'd kill all the enemies and destroying the maze's walls, everyone was going apeshit and than Choi Han just pulls up next to Cale after seeing him wake up and he was COVERED IN BLOOD and than it just kind of went:

Cale: *staring at the chaos* ....what the-

Cale: Why is Raon screaming that he'll kill everyone? And Choi Han are you covered in blood??

Choi Han: *looks down* .... I guess

Cale: How long was I out for!?

Cale: *thinking* look at all this destruction and chaos! I must have been out for like 30 minutes at least, hours maybe-

Choi Han: *looks down on his wrist that doesn't have a watch* Around 10 minutes give or take I guess

Cale: ...... wHAT-

#pure chaos #the calefam put the fear of god (not that one) on Cale that day #tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count’s family #tcf novel #cale henituse #choi han #raon miru #tcf humor #tcf incorrect quotes #incorrect tcf quotes

[slut-for-plot]

So, I’ve been reading quite a few TCF reaction fics lately and something I’ve noticed about all of these tics is that they all say Cale managed to take the war against the white star from 20 to 2 years and you know what? They’re wrong.

Cale had 2 years to prepare for the war with the north and as he’s running around he finds out a bit about arm and what they’re doing but not their purpose. This man finds out about the crazy stuff the white radish and the sealed b*tch have been doing only after the war with the northern alliance happens. You know how long it takes him to deal with all that?

A YEAR! One mother f*ck*ng year! Raon isn’t even 7 yet! This man Thales 20 years of war and terror and pain and suffering and deals with the problem in one f*ck*ng year. Sure he collected most of his allies and strengths in those first 2 years but Cale was still pretty much working blind when it came to the white radish and his plots.

People, you think 2 years is impressive? This man really did most of it in one and our beloved fool was in an entirely different dimension for 3 months of that year. Cale is legitimately terrifying and these fics are not giving him enough credit.

#tcf novel #cale henituse #going crazy #tcf humor #tcf cale

[xx3bvvx]

Meeting your future self:

Cale: So... Will we get our slacker life.

Future! Cale: I wish that, too.

Cale: wh...why?

Future! Cale: Do you know Choi Han?

Cale: Yes! I was going to feed him.

Future! Cale: let that bitch beat you!!

#tcf #tcf novel part 2 #incorrect tcf quotes #tcf incorrect quotes #tcf meme #tcf humor #cale henituse #choi han #may Cale’s slacker life rest in peace #he should've just let Choi Han beat him

[he4d-banger]

Cale: I don't like cats

Also Cale:

#trash of the count's family #tcf #cale henituse #lout of the count’s family #tcf cale #tcf humor #tcf thoughts #lcf cale #Sir Rex #cat #Cats in power

[birb-catto]

Man only appeared TWICE in the novel (once near Part 1 ending and another in the side stories AND not even in his og body but in Team Leader KRS's body) but there's so much content about him that it's crazy.

(Go on don't mind me I'm just gonna stand beside the fandom buffet table and eat my fill)

#cheers to our favorite trashy redhead #trash of the count's family #tcf #lcf #lout of the count’s family #tcf novel #tcf meme #tcf humor #og cale #og!cale henituse

[loot-and-cake]

Cale: I am a serious individual with the sole aim of becoming the greatest slacker that ever existed while avoiding all conflicts.

Also, Cale in chapter 338, causally trolling the White Star during a battle:

Cale, who was outside the white gold barrier, responded back to the White Star with a stoic expression on his face.

“Up.” “…Hmm? Up?”

The White Star’s expression soon stiffened as he looked up in confusion and swung the sword in his hand.

Baaaaang!

Eruhaben and the White Star clashed once more. Cale, who was watching this, shrugged his shoulders and smirked as he responded back.

“It’s actually down and not up, you fucking bastard.”

#lcf #tcf #cale henituse #lout of the count’s family #trash of the count's family #tcf humor #this is why cale can't have nice things #no slacker life for cale #white star

[alicehattera03]

OG! Cale: Drinks respect women juice, fan of not getting hurt and not hurting others(physically), overall: a himbo

Our Cale: All of the above + a fan of getting into situations where he is on the brink of death even though he says he just wants to laze around and spend money like it's water, overall: the man of all men.

#tcf cale #tcf novel #the trash of the count's family #trash of the count's family #lout of count’s family #tcf manhwa #tcf #tcf meme #cale henituse #tcf incorrect #lout of the count’s family #tcf crack #tcf humor #korean webtoon #korean novel #isekai manhwa #manhwa #naver webtoon #naver series #kakaowebtoon #kakaopage #ridibooks #webtoon #tcf cale henituse #lcf cale #lcf novel #lcf #lcf fic

[artby-azalea]

"Personally, I like this dragon. He's different from me, Kim Roksoo, who had given up when being abused as an orphan."

Name: Trash of the Count's Family

#trash of the duke's family #trash of the count's family #lout of the count’s family #fanart #manhwa #yaoi #anime art #artistic #artwork #character art #digital art #fan art #art #cale henituse #lcf raon #tcf #tcf part 2 #tcf humor #tcf x reader #tcf alberu #tcf novel #tcf spoilers #tcf rosalyn #tcf witira

[nerdypostpatrol]

After another adventure with cale and his grup

Bud*Self proclaimed the most normal person(?) in the grup*: "I see,the reason why i often seem out of place with you guys is because I am not abnormal enough"

#tcf novel #tcf cale #lout of the count’s family #tcf humor #tcf incorrect quotes #tcf crack #tcf bud #incorrect tcf quotes #trash of the count's family

[fictional2dcharacters]

Choi Han:*just entering a room* Hey… guys why are Mary and Cale-nim just hugging in the hallway?

Eruhaben: have you not noticed?

Choi Han: Noticed what?

Rosalyn:Well, recently Mary has been approaching Cale-nim at random times and just started hugging him.

Choi Han:*looks back in the hallway to see if they’re still there* But… why are they just standing there?

Eruhaben: We think he’s just frozen in confusion and worry, he doesn’t dare disengage the hug.

Choi Han: What’s the longest they’ve hugged somewhere before?

Rosalyn: I think at least like 25 minutes.

Choi Han:…

Eruhaben: I think he’s genuinely worried about her.

Choi Han: And why is Mary doing this?

Rosalyn: I think it’s her attempt at a “joke”

Eruhaben: Well, I for one find it incredibly amusing.

Rosalyn:… Same. I’m a bit tempted to start doing it myself to be honest…

#lcf #tcf #totcf #lout of the count’s family #tcf novel #tcf incorrect quotes #incorrect tcf quotes #trash of the counts family #tcf cale #tcf humor #tcf rosalyn #tcf mary #tcf choi han #tcf eruhaben

[blueteller]

You guys ever think about how funny it is that the whole reason why Cale did not have try at all to impersonate the original Cale, was because no one actually knew anything about him, despite the fact that everybody knew about him? On an international scale, even??

Cale: (doing an absolutely terrible job at being trash) Everybody else: That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about Cale Henituse to dispute it

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count's family #cale henituse #cale #tcf cale #humor #tcf humor #original cale henituse #og cale was a total mystery #people love to make angst about it but for me it's kinda hilarious #how can you know so much and yet so little about the guy #he mastered the art of doing a lot of being loud in a way that was actually really lowkey and quiet #not even his professional assassin butler suspected him #you gotta respect that level of subterfuge

[murasaki-cha]

Tcf texposts (because I'm procrastinating on my assignments and I have Adobe illustrator privileges)

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count’s family #tcf meme #tcf humor #tcf textpost #cale henituse #alberu crossman #alver crossman #choi han #백망되 #백작가의망나니가되었다

[khawpadkraphera]

Lcf playing amoung us

*meeting*

Cale : choi han

Ch : yes?

Cale : vote bud

Ch : yes, cale-nim *vote bud*

Bud : wait WTF THAT NOT HOW YOU---

#tcf humor #tcf meme #cale #choicale #choi han #bud illis #lcf cale #lout of the count’s family #trash of the count's family

[xx3bvvx]

Rereading chapter 614, and I can't stop laughing at what Raon said,

Raon had made sure to remember what Cale told him since Cale had never said anything wrong other than talking about being a slacker, saying that he is going to rest, or denying the fact that he is a hero.

LAMOOOOO cale you poor bastard, even Raon doesn't believe in you slacker life. 😂😂😂😂

#rip cale slacker #imagine cale's reaction #Raon you cutie #tcf #cale henituse #tcf incorrect quotes #incorrect tcf quotes #tcf humor #lcf #raon miru