#totcf

[sweetnsourhearts]

I have thoughts about totcf lifespans

Cause, like, Cale has vitality of the heart right? And the original owner of vitality of the heart lived to be, like, 140. And Cale’s vitality of the heart power is more powerful now (yknow as a product of him fucking stabbing himself). So won’t he live, like, a really long time assuming other things don’t kill him first??

I’m betting anywhere from 160-220 years

Honestly lifespan angst is an underutilized device in fantasy settings. Like the very fact that Choi Han and Raon will outlive all of their companions together already makes me want to cry.

#totcf #lotcf #tcf #lcf #tcf novel #trash of the count’s family

[yuriisclumsy]

Hi im still not sure if this is how you request😅😅

But can you please write a scenario about a reader who is very flirty with cale and always having a way to insert flirty lines into their conversation while cale just ignores it (secretly liking it) but one day he had enough and responds to a flirty line that the reader just said which leads to the reader being shocked. Also bonus if the fam also actually sees it HAHAHAHA

Thanks for reading🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️

Who's The Teaser Now?

»»►In this scenario I like to think [Name] has been a servant of Cale’s for years. Like, she saw him when the two were teens , and was like “Well damn, hot momma. You lookin’ fine tonight,” like a high school girl drooling for her crush. And the rest is history.

»»►Having [Name] flirt with you for YEARS makes you unreactive to her remarks; immune to any of her advances. But one day, because he was feeling festive, he decided to reply to one of [Name]’s many flirty lines.

»»►And let me tell you. [Name]. Was. SHOCKED. Pikachu style.

»»►Now we jump to the present.

Cale was on his way to relax in Heris Village, where his villa resided, after the battle with Arm in the Hais Islands. Only to have it disturbed not even two minutes into the carriage ride back to the Henituse Territory, by none other than [Name] the Simp.

She first started soft, asking if he was alright after the battle: “You didn’t get injured, right?” To: “Well, just WHO would even hurt such a refined gentleman such as yourself, Oh young and handsome Master Cale?”

Now Cale was starting to get pissed. He just wanted a nice, AND QUITE, ride back. But no, he just had to hear your annoying voice…. 

Oh. An idea just crossed his mind.

Let’s see if this will resolve his problem, even if there is a possibility of it backfiring. 

“Y’know Master Cale, every girl in the Henituse Territory is now DYING to see your pretty face. Especially after getting that fancy title of yours. A title, which I must say, is rather fitting of you, young master. Honestly, I’m so lucky that I can just admire it whenever you call me. If you asked me to marry you I wouldn’t even think for a second and just say yes. Truly, a dream come true!” [Name] was making his, On’s, Hong’s, and Raon’s ears fall off with how much she was talking.

Ah! Wait a second. This was the perfect opportunity! 

“Oh yeah?” Cale started, “If I were to fall on my knee and ask you for your hand, would you accept in a heartbeat?” He asked as one curious gaze and two unsure gazes fell on him.

[Name] just looked at Cale, unsure at why he was asking. Usually he just orders her to do something to get her away, or simply ignores her altogether.

“Uhh-uhh..yeah?” She answered.

“Then you don’t mind if I do this then,” he said, getting down on one knee in the moving carriage. 

At this point [Name]’s eyes were wide, almost to the point they might pop out her sockets.

Cale took her right hand and looked up to meet her eyes. With a wide smile he asked, “[Name] [Last Name], will you do me the honor of making me the happiest man alive, and give me your hand in marriage?” He finished.

The children looked at him like he had a loose screw. Had he finally a lost it after not getting a break to be a slacker? Was this his limit? [Name] had an unreadable expression. Almost concerning.

Did I go too far? Cale asked in his head while assessing her expression. What scares me the most is that she isn’t saying anything cheezy inturn, a sweat drop apparent in his face, falls.

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”

A screeching yell was heard from inside the compartment. The carriage stopped and those outside came running to aid–in what their opinion was a threat–those inside the carriage.

“Young Master Cale! Is everyone alright?! What happened—!?” Choi Han asked in a hurry, swinging the door of the carriage wide open, sword in hand. Only to see Cale kneeling on the floor of the carriage with a [Name] crunched up on the corner of the seat opposite to the door.

What happened? 

All everyone could see was a girl that looked like she was dying slowly in a corner, and a young Master that probably fell from his seat after the carriage suddenly stopped. 

To not make things more awkward, Cale spoke.

“Ah, you guys,” he got their attention, “go back. [Name] just saw a bug. So there is no need to worry.” He skillfully lied, sitting back up.

“...if you insist,” getting a hesitant response from Choi Han, and some worried looks from the others. 

All the while Ron is just smiling in the back. We all know he knows what happened.

Going back to their positions, the carriage started moving again. Only this time, it was quiet. Just how Cale liked it. He looked at the source of the blissful peace to see the girl still in a crouched up position.

“Huff, where did that ‘say yes in a heartbeat’ go?” Cale asked the girl, getting that last remark for his triumph.

In response, all he heard was a muffled “Shut up…!” from her.

Red hues adorned her ears, indicating she was blushing. She was trying so hard to hide her face with her arms and legs too.

How cute.

No wonder [Name] enjoyed doing this to him, being the one on the teaser end is certainly amusing.

He smiled, looking out the window, deciding not to tease her anymore to save her from more embarrassment.

He should turn this into a hobby after seeing that expression on her face.

Hello, lovelies! I hope you enjoy this. Surprisingly I wrote this in two days...fascinating.

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[fictional2dcharacters]

When Cale gains a new ancient power or ability, he never tells anyone. The only way you know of his powers is if he uses them in a fight or you were there when he got it.

No one knew about Record until Cale used it trying to find the White Stars reincarnations. Heck, they still don’t know what that was.

To them, Cale just suddenly gained the ability to remember everything he read and he was also getting a fever from it, so no one knows what that was.

When he used Instant to destroy to the statues, NO ONE knew whatever THE FUCK THAT WAS—LIKE— Cale transcended time to destroy and statue, and then he looked like he took a shower in KNIVES SOMEHOW?? AND THEN HIS PLATE STARTED TO BREAK???

When Cale first used the super rock in the gorge of death no one knew a single thing about whatever the fuck was happening, but they just had to accept it

[this bit was added on later- whenever Cale used the “Blood-drenched rock” or whatever it was called while he was trying to use Embrace on the White Star, and he ended up using Embrace on one of the White Stars attacks but the button or whatever was holding it started to break so it was basically a bomb and he just ran through the castle like a mad man, and to everyone else it looked like Cale was covered in blood. Absolutely no one had any clue that he wasn’t in fact bleeding from everywhere on his body so that’s literally what they were assuming]

When Cale helped the Jungle because Arm had taken an island hostage and rigged dead mana bombs around the shore and everyone’s like

“oh no, what do we do, if we try to take it back all the hostages will die” and Cale is just like “leave it to me. I will eat all of the dead mana” LIKE SIR-💀

THAT IS NOT A NORMAL THING TO SAY.

And then they go along with the plan anyways!?! AND THEN CALE STARTS CONTROLLING THE FUCKING TREES???

AND THE ALLIES JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT IT AND KEEP GOING WITH THE PLAN BECAUSE IF THEY DON’T EVERYTHING WOULD GO TO SHIT?

Just-

Cale:*reveals a new power in the heat of battle*

The enemies:😨

The allies:😨

#tcf #lcf #lout of the count’s family #totcf #tcf novel #tcf incorrect quotes #incorrect tcf quotes #trash of the counts family #tcf cale #tcf humor #tcf ancient powers #tcf meme #Cales allies are literally just as confused as the enemies when Cale uses a new power #and they all just have to stfu and go with it #Cale needs to learn that he CANNOT run through the whole ass palace looking like he just jumped into a blender and then just not explain

[nyxowl16]

what is up with queer depressed men adopting kids and actually doing a good job of parenting??????

and bonus ofc: Stolas and Lucifer!

#I couldn't add blitzo and not the other dads by vivziepop #gojo satoru #geto suguru #blitzo #kim dokja #cale henituse #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel lucifer #aizawa #bsd fukuzawa #kdj #orv kdj #gojo being a dad #dad gojo #mother geto #geto suguru being a mother #trash of the count's family #totcf #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #orv #omnicient reader's view point #mha #my hero academia #eri chan #bnha #megumi fushiguro #fushiguro tsumiki #mimiko and nanako #cale and his wonderful shape-shitting kids

[echoelena-ing]

Did we as a fandom collectively realize that both Alberu and Cale are going to live hella long. Like, Alberu is 25% dark elf and Cale has the vitality of the hearth. And I imagine Alberu does not want to be the Emperor for his whole life, so let's say ha passes on the mantel to someone else in his 60s. And now you have the ex-emperor and ex-commander who still look like they are in their 20s with nothing to do but bother each other in one of Cale's many properties. So at some point, out of boredom, a prank war is declared. And 'because they are both sneaky motherfucker's they get bored with pranking each other very quickly. So they, once again out of boredom, escalate the prank war. But this time they team up against everyone else just to see what they can do. 10 years later the prank war is nationwide, their companions saw through them pretty quickly so they had to escalate it again. 20 years later, the war has spread through the both continents. And I imagine that they found a way to do all of this without moving out of one of the mansions too much. They just sit and eat cookies while watching everything through the communication devices like it's reality TV.

#alberu crossman #cale henituse #totcf #tcf #lcf #tcf novel #trash of the count's family #lout of the count’s family #albecale #alcale #cale x alberu

[aryabrier]

Cale-nim is so cool

#tcf #lcf #trash of the count's family #lout of count’s family #cale henituse tcf #tcf cale #cale henituse #raon miru #tcf raon #tcf fanart #totcf #my art #art #artists on tumblr #digital art #drawing this was really interesting tbh #like. i use a lot of nikolai II portraits for references of cale's clothes #my pinterest will never forget /hj

[rose-elynn]

He just killed me and brings me back to life with this expression.

#cale henituse #lcf #totcf #cale #trashofthecountsfamily #tcf #tcf manhwa #tcf s3 #on #raon miru

[unreliablewordsmith]

if you get this one i love you

#vitality of the heart #cale #cale henituse #tcf #lcf #lout of the count’s family #totcf #trash of the count's family #manhwa #trash of the counts family #lcf cale #ancient powers

[weirdmultishipper]

Cale Henituse and his allies before chapter 211:

If you know, you know. 😏

#cale henituse #trash of the count's family #lout of the count’s family #totcf #tcf novel #tcf cale #kim rok soo #cale being the BAMF that he is #and the other joining in #alberu crossman #tcf alberu #taylor stan

[foxy-fandoms-chaos]

Cale: Okay so I just want to secure a few things to make sure I don't die or get beat up, then I can just relax and enjoy life

Cale, several hundred chapters later: What the fuck happened

#cale henituse #lotcf #totcf #trash of the count's family #totcf memes

[zikinikki]

CALE HENITUSE!!!! would say this!!!↓

#lout of the count’s family #trash of the count's family #totcf #quotes #tcf #cale henituse #lcf #tcf cale #Cale to his kids #and Mary #does Mary count as Cale's kid? #eh #i guess #he'd also say it to Alberu #and anyone in his family tbh #and himself #and we stan him for that!

[fandomscatscomics]

I want Cale to use the skills he had as Kim Rok Soo more because like I get that he isn't physically strong now, but he also wasn't for a long time before and would have had to compensate. Also he was on like the most bamf teams apparently. Now imagine a time of peace where cale is truly relaxed and someone like Choi Han or Ron accidently sneak up on him and he just like judo flips them. It would be hysterical

#tcf #lcf cale #kim rok soo #kim roksu #totcf #trash of the count's family #cale henituse

[noturfang]

TCF fandom be like: NOOOOO

#totcf #cale henituse #tcf #lcf

[fictional2dcharacters]

Choi Han:*just entering a room* Hey… guys why are Mary and Cale-nim just hugging in the hallway?

Eruhaben: have you not noticed?

Choi Han: Noticed what?

Rosalyn:Well, recently Mary has been approaching Cale-nim at random times and just started hugging him.

Choi Han:*looks back in the hallway to see if they’re still there* But… why are they just standing there?

Eruhaben: We think he’s just frozen in confusion and worry, he doesn’t dare disengage the hug.

Choi Han: What’s the longest they’ve hugged somewhere before?

Rosalyn: I think at least like 25 minutes.

Choi Han:…

Eruhaben: I think he’s genuinely worried about her.

Choi Han: And why is Mary doing this?

Rosalyn: I think it’s her attempt at a “joke”

Eruhaben: Well, I for one find it incredibly amusing.

Rosalyn:… Same. I’m a bit tempted to start doing it myself to be honest…

#lcf #tcf #totcf #lout of the count’s family #tcf novel #tcf incorrect quotes #incorrect tcf quotes #trash of the counts family #tcf cale #tcf humor #tcf rosalyn #tcf mary #tcf choi han #tcf eruhaben

[i-am-not-meh]

Cale and Choi han team up to cook Korean food.

However, they are both terrible at cooking.

And now Vicross is out for blood.

#trash of the count's family #lout of the count’s family #tcf #totcf #lotcf #tcf cale #cale henituse #my art #fanart #tcf choi han

[infinizero]

I am of the opinion that if Cale were to ever realize how much his kids think of him as their parent, he would absolutely speedrun therapy and you cannot change my mind

#cale henituse #lout of the count’s family #lotcf #trash of the counts family #totcf #my communication issues are actually causing these children harm??? #YEET #deruth and violan would ask him if he wants to introduce them to the high society scene #and if they say yes they will be decked in gold turtles #if not then oh well #organizer: how grand do you want this debutante ball? #cale: yes #theyre his kids they deserve the best #tcf #lcf #tcf cale #lcf cale