#also fuck cops

[animentality]

I'm gonna write a wish fulfillment character who has an intense and violent obsession with murdering cops.

He's not a villain. He's not even an anti hero.

He just likes murdering cops.

Ex military.

Just. ACAB. All the time. Fuck them pigs. He'll punch a cop anywhere, anytime. He'll whip out a grenade launcher at a police station.

He'll take a fucking piss on any cop car he crosses.

He's gonna drag his nutsack across the chief's desk.

Nothing bad is gonna happen to him either.

He's gonna have a difficult relationship with his daughter but ultimately he gets a happy ending.

With his hands dripping with the blood of hundreds of cops.

That's because his only in universe crime is killing cops which is not immoral, and would never interfere with narrative character justice.

#acab #writing #writers on tumblr #also fuck cops

[echomimus]

hi there! anon w the resi 2 fic (in the making) here. i was talking with my friend today and i want to share with you this one hc i came up with to them. they said how leon isn't being taken seriously at first in the game because he is a rookie and danny's biggest fear is being not taken seriously (assumed through the tome texts) and that made me think. and i came to the conclusion that danny would definitely hate cops if leon would ever talk about the fact that people in his section barely take him seriously (since he's a rookie and stuff). do with this hc what you want. *disappears into the fog*

hi hello! first of all i’m really sorry i took so long to reply, i saw your ask at work and wanted to reply at home and then. i completely forgot 😭

i definitely agree with that headcanon! indeed, danny canonically hates not being taken seriously (i mean. the blood bath scene and the tantrum he throws because of the newspaper), and my personal headcanon before reading yours was that he disliked the police and thought they were all dumb - because in my head, before the fog he was considered as the “ghostface expert”, following the murders closely and even ““working”” with the police. with the ego he has, him thinking they were all stupid is obvious! but leon talking to him about not being taken seriously by his new colleagues would definitely make him angry, because first of all it’s LEON we’re talking about, and secondly he can definitely relate. in conclusion i will now adopt this headcanon, thank you for sharing it with me <3

#also fuck cops #put that headcanon in my pocket #headcanon #ask #feel free to ask for doodles/hc!! #ghostleon

[eyeballsoup7310]

“We need more morally grey female characters” we absolutely do but some of y’all can’t even handle Vanessa afton

#her worst trait is that she’s a cop and I can completely accept trashing her for that #but some of you guys are. wild #just talking #five nights at freddy’s #fnaf movie spoilers #fnaf movie #fnaf #vanessa afton #edit: okay clarification— disliking her is fine I can’t stop you from having that opinion and I won’t. try to #I’m more so hung up on the fact that a lot of people dislike Vanessa for one reason but love. say. Mike for the same exact reason #anywhoozie. folks who dislike Vanessa. have yall met clay burke yet #also fuck cops. quit your job girl it isn’t even plot relevant

[katabay]

desmond & friends modern day assassin sequences…..I miss you……..

#specifying ‘and friends’ because I hate William Miles with my whole heart and he is not included in this sentiment #anyway vaguely this is nyc so the cops are probably wasting taxpayer money by fucking around in the subway #komiks tag #assassins creed #shaun hastings #desmond miles #this is almostttttttttttt shaundes #but I didn’t continue the dialogue far enough to make it really flirty. There’s a hint of flirting happening. #someday I’ll have to actually do a longer form fan comic to land my favorite ship AND my favorite narrative elements in the same #go (the horror and dialogues on free will and what we owe each other past/present/future & also what failure means AND-) #this ties into my second favorite relationship dynamic: clay and desmond. obvious. clay might live in my head rent free a little more than #Desmond does because that end of game reveal in AC1 is a top 10 games experience to me and I think about it all the time #ANYWAY IM OFF TOPIC NOW. desmond picks up snacks at a bodega on his way back

[gyffindraws]

i really did enjoy the 13th doctor HOWEVER, if i could change anything (other than chibnall's flmisy political messaging) i wouldve made yaz a social worker in training. it literally made no sense to make her a cop, especially when she was constantly comparing herself to the doctor, who is literally the opposite of a cop in every way. and if she had to start off as a cop, she should have resigned and pursued social work or something similar that matched her backstory as a trouble teen AND the doctor's pacifist ideology. the idea that she felt a renewed interest in becoming a cop was sp dumb. why the fuck did he make the doctor's companion a cop when they fucking hateeee people of authority. wwtdd? not be a fucking cop

#everytime i try to like yaz i remember shes a fucking cop and it kills it immeadiately #dw #doctor who #13th doctor #also can i just say giving yaz a stable household but also a backstory where she ran away from home from some reason made NO sense #her character was so all over the place and i feel like chibnall figured her out in the last 5 episodes but by then it was too late

[uncanny-tranny]

It is my sincerest and unironic belief that we must invest in preserving "old technology." The more we move to a hegemonic, easily-surveilled way of living, the worse we will find this world to be.

Letters, public phones and transport, cash, and so much more are key to ensuring both freedom of movement and information, but also to combat the surveillance state. We need to preserve the ability to both access the world but also to be untraceable. I truly hope more people start to recognize this. It isn't about nostalgia for the past. It is about ensuring that we are actually afforded freedom, from the richest person to the person who lives on the sidewalk.

#politics #i was ranting at my dad about how pissed i am that the US has essentially killed the payphone because we have smartphones #imagine killing letters because 'oough we have email though!!!' #i'm sure people advocate for abolishing mail (and i have seen it firsthand) but i don't agree with it #we must preserve freedom of movement and information and that includes making it as accessible and public as possible imo #i do not want to live in a world wherein my smartphone is both what i MUST rely on but it is also traceable 24/7/52/365 #'if you're innocent you have nothing to hide' is a fucking cop-out to permit a surveillance state by the way #it is flawed logic and i think that logic is part of the reason we got to this point #'why do you need cash? that's kind of suspicious to not LET people trace your purchases' like come ON

[ignitesthestxrs]

there's something about the way people talk about john gaius (incl the way the author writes him) that is like. so absent of any connection to te ao māori that it's really discomforting. like even in posts that acknowledge him as not being white, they still talk about him like a white, american leftist guy in a way that makes it clear people just AREN'T perceiving him as a māori man from aotearoa.

and it's just really serves to hammer home how powerful and pervasive whiteness and american hegemony is. because TLT is probably the single most Kiwi series in years to explode on the global stage, and all the things i find fraught about it as a pākehā woman reading a series by a pākehā author are illegible to a greater fandom of americans discoursing about whether or not memes are a valid way of portraying queer love.

idk the part of my brain that lights up every time i see a capital Z printed somewhere because of the New Zealand Mentioned??? instinct will always be proud of these books and muir. but i find myself caught in this midpoint of excitement and validation over my culture finding a place on the global stage, frustration at how kiwi humour and means of conveying emotion is misinterpreted or declared facile by an international audience, frustrated also by how that international audience runs the characters in this book through a filter of american whiteness before it bothers to interpret them, and ESPECIALLY frustrated by how muir has done a pretty middling job of portraying te ao māori and the māoriness of her characters, but tht conversation doesn't circulate in the same way* because a big part of the audience doesn't even realise the conversation is there to be had.

which is not to say that muir has done a huge glaring racism that non-kiwis haven't noticed or anything, but rather that there are very definitely things that she has done well, things that she has done poorly, things that she didn't think about in the first book that she has tacked on or expanded upon in the later books, that are all worthy of discussion and critique that can't happen when the popular posts that float past my dash are about how this indigenous man is 'guy who won't shut up about having gone to oxford'

*to be clear here, i'm not saying these conversations have never happened, just that in terms of like, ambient posts that float round my very dykey dash, the discussions and meta that circulate on this the lesbian social media, are overwhelmingly stripped of any connection to aotearoa in general, let alone te ao māori in specific. and because of the nature of american internet hegemony this just,,,isn't noticed, because how does a fish know it's in the ocean u know? i have seen discussions along these lines come up, and it's there if i specifically go looking for it, but it's not present in the bulk of tlt content that has its own circulatory life and i jut find that grim and a part of why the fandom is difficult to engage with.

#tlt #the locked tomb #i don't really have an answer lmao this is more #an expression of frustration and discomfort #over the way posts about john gaius seem to have very little connection to the background muir actually gave him #like you cant describe him as an educated leftist bisexual man #without INCLUDING that he is māori #that has an impact! that has weight and importance! #that is a background to every decision he makes #from the meat wall to the nuke to his relationship with the earth #and it also has weight and importance in the decisions that muir makes in writing him #it is not a neutral decision that he's known as john gaius lmao #it's not a neutral decision that the empire is explicitly of roman/latin extraction #it's not even neutral that this is a book about necromancy #it's certainly not a neutral fucking decision that john was at one point a māori man living in the bush #when the nz govt decided to send cops in #like that is a thing that happens here! that is a reference to nz cultural and political events that informs john's character and actions #and with the nature of who john is in the story #informs the narrative as a whole #and i think the tiresome part of this experience is that #in general #americans are not well positioned to understand that something might be being written from outside their experience as a default #like obviously many many americans in online leftist & queer spaces are willing to learn and take on new information #but so much of the conversation starts from a place of having to explain that forests exist to fish

[amygdalae]

have never understood why squatting is considered a crime. loitering too. sir you have been arrested for the crime of....chilling. and hanging out. and taking a little nap

#also homeless encampments are never in the way of anything and yet the cops still harrass them. its fucked up #like we straight up push people out of existence. and for what #i know im not saying anything new here im just mad abt htis #like!!! if its space nobodys using for shit who cares! who cares omg. if we arent gonna house people we shld at least let them exist #like theyre already having a hard enough time man. #im sick of how ppl around where i live talk abt the homeless problem as though homeless people are the problem that needs to be solved #like no empathy no self awareness these 'normal' ppl want the unhoused dead or in prison and dont get how ghoulish they sound. anyways

[tangledinink]

day nine of cringetober is rarepair, and there is truly nothing rarer or cringier than a canon/oc pairing. so here's gemini!donnie and the stupid cat he ends up with, sorrelshine, who y'all have briefly met before. they're the first person donnie befriends once they're no longer living under big mama's thumb, and they do, in fact, eventually become an item down the line because i'm a fucking sucker for that shit.

(they also eventually have a pair of oopsie babies, and sorrelshine argues SOOO hard to get to give them traditional bakeneko-styled names like their own)

(... an arguement which they eventually win.)

#they look like turtles but they are so cat-coded #lake and marsh #i just like giving everyone warrior cat names it makes me fucking happy #also leo and usagi eventually get together as well and someday also have a kid #but the difference is 1) they do it on purpose 2) they have a singleton #rather than twins like donnie and sorrel do #and donnie gives leo SUCH SHIT for it #absolutely rubs it in his face #“OH JUST ONE? JUST ONE BABY... OH WHAT A SHAME...” #“NOT VERY ON BRAND...” #“BIT OF A COP-OUT DEAR BROTHER I MUST SAY... ONLY ONE....? TSK TSK...” #and leo is like “can u plz just congratulate me like a normal person” #cringetober #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt oc #rottmnt au #gemini au #fidgetwing #tmnt 2018 #tmnt 2k18 #sorrelshine

[oifaaa]

Now I'm thinking about Jim Gordon and how he's meant to act as the copaganda in most batman media but he also pretty shit at it considering he's meant to represent good cops he's the commissioner of the Gotham police yet despite having one of the most senior jobs in the police he still can't fix the corruption that is rampant in the GCPD almost like it doesn't matter if there's a good cop in charge the police will always be shitty

#Dc #Batman #Like I know it's also like Gotham curse stuff #But i still think it's very telling #That at any given time #There's like 3 good cops in the whole of the GCPD #And even then two of them will fuck off and quit every once in a while #oifaaaposts

[3zethe3zr]

Working on a stp au, so take the designs of the protagonists: two dysfunctional and amnesiac detectives and their equally dysfunctional amnesiac client! This surely can't go horribly wrong!

#theres mysteries afoot and theyre starting at a major disadvantage #slay the princess #slay the princess voices #stp #stp prisoner #the prisoner #voice of the skeptic #voice of the contrarian #stp au #noir au #its raining glass #inspired by the whole skeptic and contrarian would make a buddy cop duo thing #also the need to put skeptic in his natural enviroment (noir detective film) #anyway theyre off to speedrun fucking up their interpersonal relationships in real time

[audhd-nightwing]

me: all vigilantes are inherently anti-cop because the whole point is they literally do what the cops can’t/won’t do

someone: but dick grayson-

me: IS NOT A FUCKING COP BECAUSE FUCK DC AND THEIR IDIOTIC MINDNUMBING IDEAS THERES NO WAY HE’D EVER BE A COP OKAY?

#dick grayson #i have so many feelings about this #don’t even get me started #literally the ONE THING i refuse to accept as canon #i just refuse to ever see it as canon #to me it’s not real #because he would never be a cop #ALSO #he DOESNT trust cops #i get that the only reason he ‘does’ become one is to root out corruption but like #we all know that’s not how it works #it just doesn’t #‘but he’s one of the good ones’ FUCK that actually #no cops are good sorry yall the system is fucked #anyway #yeah fuck officer grayson he’s not real to me #batman #nightwing #dc comics #richard grayson #nightwing comics #batman comics

[tennessoui]

what about some sort of buddy cop, same age, enemies to lovers au where obi-wan is a jedi and anakin is a coruscanti detective and they literally hate each other and have no respect for the other (obi-wan thinks anakin is a waste of the coruscant budget and a jedi wannabe; anakin thinks obi-wan is a pretentious space monk asshole)

(anakin has personally arrested obi-wan for speeding three times, drinking in public spaces 4 times -- the public space was a bar btw -- and indecent public exposure once. that last one was, tbh, fair cause obi-wan had his dick out in an alley way lol)

(obi-wan has literally stalked this asshole coruscanti cop off planet before and arrested him in his capacity as Jedi Knight for not using his turn signal when changing hyperspace lanes (once), for podracing betting (3 times), and for possession of a galacticly banned substance (twice))

it's not that they're obsessed with each other, it's just that something keeps forcing them together in the wildest, most unpredictable situations, and it's annoying as hell because they're completely fed up with each other

then the senate moves to have a new task force stood up to solve a series of Force-related crimes in the Coruscanti underworld. the task force would include a representative from the Jedi Temple and one from the Coruscanti guards, obviously. and really, obi-wan and anakin are the perfect choices! they're both highly intelligent, dedicated, trustworthy, and incorruptible.

if only they'd stop trying to push each other off the 51st story of coruscant and actually put their heads together to solve the crime

#kit's silly lil aus #obikin #buddy cop au #lol i hesitated posting this for like five minutes cause i was like this could be my big bang fic #but no i cant do that to my 1k outline i typed out this weekend #ANYWAY anakin was brought to coruscant by qui-gon a la phantom menace #but was not accepted into the temple #because obi-wan was already qui-gon's padawan and was only 14 and absolutely not ready for the trials #so i guess not same age same age cause obi-wan is roughly 5 years older #but i wanted them way closer in age for this one just because i think the pettiness is much more believable #pov: youre a hot shot jedi knight space monk and this hot shot coruscanti dog #keeps using YOUR Force to find you dick out in alley ways to arrest you #its unFAIR #also i love the image of fastidiously dressed jedi obi-wan faced with wearing civilian clothes off the clock black leather and holey shirt #anakin skywalker #the true question is when do they fuck and why is it like. immediately after they get their new office #like oh we have to have a working relationship? not if i fuck you first

[lesbian-octoling]

my little. squiddy

#spony? #my art #mlp #anyway i had fun making an mlp au. world is a fuck . pony em all man. 4798769847 dead cops. i love myself #or whatever #i think their pony names would be. Blush Rush #and Low Tide #and the agents. hm #i need to think on it #also this is how *i* draw mlp. my personal bio hcs #sorry they have toes

[bacchuschucklefuck]

riz gukgak is SO distressing to have as a favourite character I can never funckign rest out here

#not art #smthing abt his character being motivated so equally by truth and fear #and he keeps looking for an institution that'd both help him seek the truth and assuage his fears #with him first being a PI bc his mom was a cop and then a junior agent with blessings from his dad #and hes like on that precipice of realising that its not just the people in the seats its the concept of it from the ground up thats fucked #so hes inclined towards conspiracy thoughts and an end-justifies-the-means pattern of action #like. man. hes just so fucking filled with anxiety. he guards the things that make him happy with ferocity #and the thing is! the world encourages this! every time hes paranoid he turns out to be right #that paranoia that already came from having very little control over a world thats unkind to you #honestly all the bad kids were prime radicalization/cult materials in freshman year but I feel like riz is even More so #theyre so fucking lucky they ended up together like that. there are so many things you can promise a kid #who already had plenty of things taken from and kept from him. a kid with an overworked mom and a missing babysitter #if riz didnt run into the bad kids it would be childs play to isolate him. gods. head in hands I cannot fuckign be here dude #this is why the ''small'' comic I tried to sketch ballooned up to almost 30 panels lmao needed to stuff someof this somewhere #but also skip is my favourite from ASO so maybe I just like experiencing hardship and challenges in daily mental exercises

[c-kiddo]

sort of connected. just finished the episode with the teleportation circle shenanigans (in which tmn get banned from all of them) (and also it was cads idea to bring the horses through the circles with them. lmao) and it rly is so funny i love it soo much. but almost as funny to me was after they were standing outside in zadash discussing their plans and matt had ambient fantasy city background noise playing and there was a rumbly sound and nott rly quietly, naturally went "careful, there's a cart going by" while the conversation was going and they all kind of reacted like how a group of people do when they keep their conversation going but move out the way of something . like its a fantasy dnd podcast yea, but to me they're a group of young adults who just got kicked out a bar and cant figure out how to use google maps on jesters phone while it runs out of battery

#then they set up a teleportation circle in a back alley and nott yells fuck off cops at some guards* which is also vry funny #*after creating a distraction by crying and trying to get them to look for her made-up lost dog #kiddo say